Volume
1149 - Group Sex Gov
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Wednesday Sept
3, 2003
Quotes
"One problem I have with Arnold is that he
looks like a condom stuffed with walnuts.
I realize that is superficial, shallow
and unbecoming to a semi-serious-minded liberal
like myself, but there it is. The other
is that he doesn't know what he's talking about
when it comes to public policy."
--Molly Ivins,
Use
your noggin
EPA
lifts ban on selling PCB sites 
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Excerpt:
The Bush administration has ended a 25-year-old
ban on the sale of land polluted with PCBs.
The ban was intended to prevent hundreds
of polluted sites from being redeveloped in ways
that spread the toxin or raise public health
risks.
The decision, already in effect, has not
been made public.
It is being treated as a "new interpretation"
of existing law, according to the memo,
which was obtained by USA TODAY. As such,
no public comment was required.
You see?
Knowing he couldn't get this thru congress,
(the GOP would stop him, not the Democrats)
the son of a bitch just says, "Screw
the law, we're going to interpret things this way from now on."
I'll bet the EPA was against this "new interpretation,"
but is afraid to speak out because they need jobs.
The B.F.E.E. does this all the time.
They re-write the logging rules over the objections of the forest service
and they relaxed pollution standards in
California just days ago. In every scientific decision, the polluters
and money-grubbers are setting policy.
The country loses while the B.F.E.E. wins, again and again.
The environment, civil rights, the economy
and that senseless, bloody war.
Where are the Democrats?
Exchange
Arnold:
...once in Gold's _ the gym in Venice, California,...there was a black
girl
who came out naked. Everybody jumped
on her and took her upstairs where we all got together.
Oui: A gang
bang?
Arnold:
Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys.
Not everybody can do that. Some think
they don't have a big-enough cock, so they can't get a hard-on.
--Arnold the gang rapist? August
1977 issue of Oui
What else would you call a gang of muscleheads
who "jumped on" a girl and had sex with her?
How proud Arnold is/was that he can rape a girl while others
watch.
Does California need a governor like that?
How does Maria feel about her husband's past crimes?
Time
to get real in Iraq
by Ted Rall - and no attacks on Clinton this time
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Excerpt:
Under George W. Bush, truth and justice
are no longer the American way. The U.S. occupation
of Iraq is misguided, evil and doomed to
failure. The sooner we accept this difficult truth, the sooner
we decide to stop being the bad guys, the
sooner we'll withdraw our troops. The bloodshed may continue
after we leave--and we'll be partly to
blame for that. But until we pull out, the carnage is all ours.
A country singer once said, "You've got
to know when to hold'em, and know when to fold 'em."
Iraq is a never-ending mess started by a can't-think, oil-greedy
pinhead.
By my count, we broke 300 dead yesterday - how many more are
we willing to sacrifice?
Hex on thee!
Hex on thee!
Hex on thee!
Hey Monkey!
Let's see how well you do with the BartCop Hex on your lying ass...
Governor
Gang Bang
saw it on Buzzflash.com
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Excerpt:
Only if you are a Republican can you get
away with being known as "Governor Gang Bang."
After all, what if Gray Davis bragged that
he had participated in a gang bang?
What if full frontal nude photos of Hillary
or Bill Clinton were posted on the Internet?
What if accusations and rumors swirled
about Cruz Bustamante being a recent groper and humiliator of women?
We know the answer would be a right wing
lynch mob, with unending 24/7 attacks and cries of moral unfitness for
office.
But we haven’t heard a peep of condemnation
from the Republican White House Amen-choir-media-shills
about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s past misdeeds
(both distant AND recent), have we?
Buzz is correct.
Where the hell is Bill the Blowhard Bennett?
"Gang bangs
are fine if you
have an 'R' after your name."
So where is Henry Hyde? Where is Jerry Falwell?
Where's "I-beat-women-got-any?" John Fund?
Where are all the morality police who went after Clinton for
not
banging one girl?
I went to Laura the Unloved's site to read
her condemnation of group sex.
Nothing there - I guess gang rape is OK
if you have that 'R."
Le Bitch has another book to sell
to her easily-led flock of sheep - "Where's God?"
I think she's asking where God is because, remember, she just
dumped her God.
Laura trades in Gods like Gingrich trades in used wives.
That's right - Laura found out there was more money in the
New Testament,
so she told the Jewish God to take a hike and now she's selling
her new God?
The GOP is made up of sick bastards, pretending they're
moral to steal money from
the stupid while they take bribes from BIG tobacco and BIG guns
to screw your kids.
Worst of all, they use your fear of dying to steal that money
- that's a terrible thing.
Quotes
"September 11th was the biggest security failure
in American history and it was George W. Bush
who neglected the issue and was the
president that failed. The right is trying to blame Clinton and
Democrats generally for the lapses
of the Bush administration. Bush has spent his whole life ducking
responsibility, having his father's
friends cover up his escapades and advance his career and portfolio,
and having a political machine blame
others and make excuses for his incompetence while hailing him
as a great leader. But it's Bush who
bears the responsibility. The buck stops there."
--Sidney Blumenthal, Attribution
Religio-nut
busted for child porn
Today's Inside Radio states:
An American Family Association radio producer is accused of possessing
child porn.
Off air producer Kerry Dwayne Stevens faces federal charges after
police raid his home,
seizing his computer. Steven's has been an employee at
Donald Wildmon's Tupelo-based
Christian radio network since 2000.
(This AFA is the group that harasses Howard Stern's advertisers
because Stern is "immoral.")
Can you say hypocrite??
The
End of Karl Rove – And George Bush?
by Al Martin
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Excerpt:
Ambassador Joseph Wilson revealed on August
29 in a symposium in Washington the person in
the Bush administration, who had leaked
it out to the Washington Post that Wilson’s wife is a CIA
agent of 26 years. As a consequence of
this leak, her entire team of overseas assets were liquidated.
The leaker, it turns out, was none other
than the notorious Karl H. Rove, Bush’s so-called White House advisor.
Ambassador Wilson identified him as Karl
Roverer, with the umlaut over the “o.”
According to reliable sources, as well as
our own Al Martin Raw.com investigation, Karl Rove is, in fact,
the grandson of Karl Heinz Roverer, the
gauleiter of Mecklenburg, who was also a partner and senior engineer
of Roverer Sud-Deutche Ingenieurbüro
AG. They built Birchenau, the concentration camp in
Nazi Germany.
So Karl Rove has been identified as the
leaker responsible for the deaths of more than 70 CIA assets
overseas.
Wow!
Rove had his own F.E.E. before teaming up with America's
Oil Fuhrers?
Karl Roverer illegally revealed the name of a US spy and got 70
people killed?
Why, that's nothing compared to almost having sex with
an intern, so the press won't print it.
VCR
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You should learn by watching the pros, especially if you expect
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It's mostly like regular poker, but the betting is from a whole
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Senate
gets Quayle bust
The second stupidest man in the history of politics
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Excerpt:
Dan Quayle will gain a measure of political
immortality when his life-size bust takes
its place next week outside the Senate
chamber with his smarter predecessors.
But the effort to produce the sculpture
has not followed a smooth path.
Two of the artists commissioned to produce
the sculpture died while working on it..
Update
Everything works, the equipment is tested, we're ready to produce
radio.
I/we'll be recording today and Thursday, then shipping to Master
Mack for improvement.
I hope I'm funny. Meanwhile, here's a slice of that last
practice show.
Partial transcript from Practice Show 10
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Excerpt:
Bush sees no Saudis in the 9-11 disaster,
even though 15 of them were from Saudi Arabia.
Everybody knows that the Saudis were behind
this. Everybody knows that the Saudi royal family gave
money to the hijackers or the people that
gave money to the hijackers and if they’re just giving money
to every guy that walks by - why haven’t
they given me any?
When it comes to giving money, you don’t
just tap some guy on the shoulder and say ‘Here’s 30 million,’
No, you give it to someone specifically.
And it ends up in the hijacker’s hands and when the 9-11 report
comes out the Saudis are all clean. All
they did was bankroll it. All they did was host the hijackers.
But no, because Poppy Bush is a paid-for,
on-the-books, agent for the Saudi government they are
invulnerable as long as his little boy's
got the reins of government in his hands.
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Subject: Skull and Bones
- Whoa!
Bart -
Just a quick note on your rant re: Kerry's
"secret" and the (Skull & Bones org.)
Come on! Maybe you should look up the word
secret (I say kidding), but really--how trite...
Who fucking gives a shit about a college
day S&B secret society?
Especially to position it as your
reason "not" to vote for the man.
One of Kerry's selling points is that he's
been fighting for Democrats for almost 20 years,
and the best he can do with a question
is, "That's a secret and I can't tell you?"
Maybe he just
had a bad morning, but I want my president to be smarter than that.
And why can't somebody kinda explain
Skull and Bones?
If it's a silly-ass joke amongst themselves,
why not just say that?
But what if this Skull & Bones is some
kind of weirdo outfit?
What if he had to kiss a prick to get in?
"I'm
nuts about pricks."
Sidebar:
In 1971 I was a freshman
in college. A lower order fraternity tried to recruit me.
They said I had to wear a
tie to some dinner and pass the initiation. I was OK with the tie,
so I asked about the initiation.
He said his initiation was stripping, then sticking a pickle halfway
up his butt and walking around
like a baseball catcher for the others to look at and laugh at him.
Yeah, count on me for
that! I told him to go fuck himself and have a nice rest of his
life.
So, I don't need to know what silly, sexual
horseshit
Kerry did to get into the Skull & Bones,
but I was serious about the branding. If
Kerry has a brand on his ass that he refuses to talk about
he's not getting my vote and remember,
HE opened this door, not me. The man's got two decades
in politics, so he's had time to think
of an answer.
Regarding Kerry's not commenting on the
Bush being stupid quote that Tim the whore threw at Kerry:
I believe, like Kerry most likely believes,
The answer is a given! Plus, why should Kerry interject an
issue that would most likely side-rails
his "announcement" message he was about to give on Tuesday
Kerry needs to be able to answer questions
better than the Pinhead.
Those questions should be treated as opportunities
and hit over the left field wall.
They don't let Democrats on TV much, so
he should've seized this opportunity.
It's a shame you focused on the whore's
quote and his insignificant college org. question instead of absorbing
how Kerry handled the whore and more importantly
on how Kerry answered questions that "are meaningful."
Recommend you go back and watch it again
and listen to what's important. You can hear it here:
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wineart
Wineart, actually, I focused on the part
I saw. I tuned in towards the end.
I trust he answered the early questions
better than the later ones.
But isn't anyone else concerned that Kerry
and Bush are in some weird "society"
that they're not allowed to talk about?
Who gets in there? Are Catholics allowed in?
I've never heard of women in S&B, either.
How about blacks and gays and Jews?
Do they get invitations to join? Or is
this white, rich, straight men only?
If you know about Skull & Bones or have
an opinion about our right to know what the hell
it's about before we cast a vote. And I
want to know if Kerry's got a brand on his ass.
The purpose of a branding iron is to
determine who owns you. We know who owns
the Unelected Thug, and if Kerry is owned
by the same group, that would scare my vote away.
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Paper
Apologizes for Spears-Madonna Photo
In Bush's Amerikkka, kissing is bad, war is good
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Excerpt:
The picture, not much bigger than a postage
stamp, was near the top of Friday's front page.
It showed Spears and Madonna in an open-mouth
kiss they shared at the MTV Awards.
A larger version of the picture was in
the Living section.
The sloppy kiss picture elicited a deluge
of complaints to the newspaper. Managing editor
Hank Klibanoff apologized, saying the picture
should have been inside but not on the front page.
Why would we want any of that in
the newspaper
when we have a perfectly acceptable war
to cover?
Subject: The
Pledge
Let me tell you what I tell the wingnuts
about the Pledge of Allegiance...
My older brother and my father (may they
both rest in peace) grew up taking the
Pledge of Allegiance with no "Under God"
in it. It never hurt them.
Everybody who fought in World War II and
Korea--Tom Brokaw's 'Greatest
Generation'--pledged allegiance to the
Flag with no "Under God" in it.
Saying that removing "Under God" from the
Pledge ruins it or makes it meaningless,
says in effect that all those people's
pledges to the flag are meaningless or crippled
--which is an unspeakable insult to the
generations who said it that way
I'm for restoring the pledge to its original
elegance and beauty.
(the first President to use the Pledge with
'Under God' in it in school? Bill Clinton. )
Peter G.
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Excerpt:
"...the US may find itself in a radically different
world over the next few years, a world in which the
threat of Saddam Hussein seems like a pale
shadow of new problems of America's own making."
The official smugly debunked the Army's
warnings. He was particularly dismissive of Army
chief-of-staff Gen. Eric Shinseki, as "bullshit
from a Clintonite enamored of using the army for
peacekeeping and nation building and not
winning wars." Shinseki was forced into retirement after
angering Defense Secretary Donald Rumseld
by telling a congressional committee that hundreds of
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to to occupy Iraq for the forseeable future, perhaps
as long as a decade. Other naysayers,
reports Col. David Hackworth in his syndicated column, are
being purged by "Rummy's" civilian ideologues--most
of whom have never heard a shot fired in anger.
Hey,
Arnold: Just Be a Winner!
by Joe Conason
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Excerpt:
Even more troubling for supporters of Mr.
Schwarzenegger was the large margin that Cruz Bustamante,
the Democratic lieutenant governor, enjoyed
over their tainted hero in the most recent survey published
by the Los Angeles Times on Aug. 24.
How ironic it will be if, having sold out their philosophy and
discarded their morality, the conservatives
end up losing this election, too.
Quotes
"I don't think any of us ever expected to find
out ... that our government would knowingly deceive us
about something as sacred as the air
we breathe, outdoors and indoors. They knew and they didn't
tell us the truth, and the White House
told them not to tell us the truth. On Friday, through a report
released by the inspector general of
the EPA, we learned that the EPA chose to reassure the public
about the safety of the air outside
the perimeter of Ground Zero without the data and evidence to justify
those assurances and despite contrary
evidence -- as well as personal experience, for those of us who
were down there breathing it, feeling
it, seeing it -- that there were deadly contaminants in the debris."
-- Hillary on the steps of
City Hall, Clinton
calls for hearings on EPA's 9/11 report
Wouldn't you love to see a Hillary/Pinhead debate?
Of course, Russert, Will and Schieffer would all be amazed
at Bush's "mastery" of the issues,
but the country would know that the Bush boy never scored a point
the whole evening.
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Quotes
"And we impeached a president for lying about
a blowjob? There is no limit to the malfeasance
of these people in the service of politics.
Lying about the air quality to get people to risk long-term
damage to their lungs and hearts, merely
to appear in command. Really, it’s so awful as to be hard to believe."
--Eric Alterman, on Hillary
Clinton's statement
Doctor's
Killer Expects 'Reward'
Just like Mohammed Atta - a reward for murder?
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Excerpt:
An unrepentant Paul Hill boasted Tuesday
on the eve of his execution for
the shotgun slaying of an abortion doctor:
"I expect a great reward in heaven.'
Barring an unlikely last-minute stay, the
former minister will be put to death by lethal injection
tonight for the 1994 murders in Pensacola
of Dr. John Britton and his escort. Hill has not appealed.
"The sooner I am executed ... the sooner
I am going to heaven," he said.
"I expect a great reward in heaven. I am
looking forward to glory. I don't feel remorse."
"More people should act as I have acted," Hill
added.
Y'know, a lot of times I tell myself,
"I should do a whole issue without bringing up religious insanity,"
but sometimes that's not an option.
This nutty bastard murdered a doctor to please God.
Killers for Christ.
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From: pist'on
Subject: BartCop's funeral
YOU are going to have a FUNERAL !!!???
Actually, more of a "memorial service" than a funeral.
Who's going to bury you?
You want his name?
I hope he hasn't been born yet.
Do you have a church ?
ha ha
You must be new to bartcop.com
No, I don't. Why would I need a church?
I have enough bills without taking on others.
Or is somebody going to toss you in a hole
in the back yard like a dead pet parakeet
?
I'm thinking about cremation.
When I'm dead, there's no need to freeze
my head or anything.
I mean, it's not like I'm coming back.
And who will come to this funeral ?
Like any person, my family and friends, I suppose.
Might do you some good, too.
Nobody knows who you are !!
...and that's just the way I like it.
I need to be famous like I need more bees in my house.
BartCop's Funeral.
Tell me when and where so I can go there
and piss on your casket.
You're going to pee on a cremation oven?
Be sure it's not hot - I'd be awful if your 'lil Tom Delay got
burned.
One last thing, you use the nickname, "pist'on."
Is that your favorite fetish? Are you a water-sports
guy?
I'm a doctor, and it's my opinion that a urine fetish is unhealthy.
See someone about that right away.
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
It now stands at 286,
303 counting the injured
who have since died.
Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600? Or 1000?
The Pentagon released
new figures, reflecting the wounded who have since died.
Total deaths since the frog-blaster said, "Bring
'em On":82+
Perhaps 1,200 wounded - missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
It's from http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
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