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Quotes
"The president goes around the country speaking
Spanish.
The only Spanish he speaks when it
comes to jobs is hasta la vista.''
-- John Edwards - he shoots, he scores - in Albuquerque
Bush
wants another $60-70 Billion for BFEE 
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Here
Excerpt:
The planned request -- double what Congress
expected -- reflects the deepening cost
of the five-month-old U.S. occupation and
serves as an acknowledgement by Bush that
they vastly underestimated the price tag
of restoring order in Iraq and rebuilding it.
Horseshit!
What's wrong with the Democrats?
They should solve this problem before it starts.
When Bush asked for his first chunk o' cash, the Democrats should've
said,
"Are you sure this is all you're
going to need?"
You build the trap up-front, you don't wait for it to build itself.
(All Democrats need 9-ball and poker training.)
Then when he comes back for double, you're in a position to make
him admit he either
lied about the costs of war or he had no idea what he was doing
and you make him pay.
But noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
The gelding Dems are going to say, "Sure,
Mr President. Is $70M enough? Would $90M be better?"
You watch - they're not even smart enough to say, "...and
that's all for 2003?" this time.
Bush will be back in October needing $100B more, and the Dems
will cave in AGAIN!
I need a drink...
Quotes
“My contemporaries, our feelings and sensitivities
were forged on the battlefields of Vietnam,
where we heard the garbage and the
lies, and we saw the sacrifice. I ask you, is it happening again?”
-- retired Gen. Anthony
Zinni, former head of Centcom, special envoy of Pinhead to the Middle East,
Attribution
France,
Germany Reject Bush begging on Iraq
They were right about this war, Bush was just blood-thirsty
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Excerpt:
Chirac and Schroeder demanded that Bush
give the UN more influence in Iraq.
Their stance threatened to reopen a rift
over their ardent opposition to the Iraq war.
Let's get one thing straight:
Bush is going to them, asking for help to get out of the
crisis he needlessly created.
Hex on thee!
Hex on thee!
Hex on thee!
Hey Monkey!
Let's see how well you do with the BartCop Hex on your lying ass...
Quotes
"This president ...is a miserable failure,''
-- Dick Gephardt - twice
last night, blaming Bush for the loss of American lives,
not mentioning
that he voted with Bush on the war.
Subject: afraid to really
debate about israel?
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Executive
Order 13315: The Official Looting of Iraq
Bart, you may be interested in executive
order 13315, which Bush signed on 8/28/03,
and was published in the Federal Register
on 9/3/03. You can read it at: Attribution
It expands upon executive order 13303, and
appears to be an asset grab under the guise of
funding the Iraqi reconstruction, placing
Iraq's state assets under control of the U.S. Treasury.
In effect, the official looting of Iraq.
Very convenient for a government which seeks to hand over
control of Iraq to UN peacekeepers. This
executive order has had zero media coverage as of today.
Mark M
Mark, right now, I'm pretty proud of myself - let me explain.
When I read the e-mail, I have to fly thru it like The Flash
with an incontinence problem.
My eye caught your paragraph, the headline and like magic, my
eyes flew to the phrase in
this document that allows the B.F.E.E. to legally
steal everything in Iraq.
Of course, reading at regular speeds, you might catch it too.
Check out this key phrase that lets the B.F.E.E.
strip the entire country competely bare.
This is what the Monkey secretly ordered:
(I'm so old, I remember where America wasn't
run by "secret orders.")
I find that the removal of Iraqi
property from that country ...and that it is in the interest of the United
States
to confiscate certain additional property
of the former Iraqi regime, ...I intend that such property, shall be
transferred to the Development Fund for
Iraq. Such property shall be used to meet the humanitarian needs
of the Iraqi people, (Haliburton
Prisons) for the economic reconstruction
and repair of Iraq's infrastructure,
(Bechtel) for
the continued disarmament of Iraq, (Carlyle
Group) for the costs of Iraqi civilian
administration,
(Exxon-Mobil)
and for other purposes benefiting the Iraqi people.(Pepsi)
Koresh, when I was 17, I managed a rock band in Little Rock.
The Bart-written language written into
each band contract that we had with places like The Riverside
Moose Lodge had more specifics than that.
All this means is that Bush has declared all Iraqi assets
property of the B.F.E.E. - and it's all legal.
"I, Emporer George I, hereby declare Iraq's
assets will be put into an account and distributed back
to them in a manner deemed fair by
Haliburton, Bechtel, Carlyle, Exxon-Mobile and Pepsi."
Click on that link and read the official order.
They just stole hundreds of billions of dollars - legally
- am I right?
I know you're tired of reading this, but
where is the press?
Where
are the Democrats?
Why
doesn't somebody do something?
Subject: Jesus, the GI
and gynecology
Bart, you wrote:
> Compare the sacrifice of Jesus to a soldier
in Vietnam who threw himself on a grenade to save his platoon.
> That soldier made the ultimate sacrifice, without
the Prince-for-Eternity guarantee.
> It's quite a bit easier to "give your life"
for someone else (if you're coming back in 3 days)."
If Jesus had it easy and the G.I. is a hero,
what is a mother who would allow a doctor to kill her baby in her womb
?
Hopefully, she's a pro-choice woman exercising
her Constitutional rights as defined under Roe v Wade.
And what is the baby?
(sic)
I'd say the fetus was an unfortunate victim
of a no-good-ending situation.
Is he a hero or did he have it easy like
Jesus, or what ?
"Hero" would not be appropriate.
And I'll stipulate that Jesus probably
suffered more pain, ...is that where you're going?
And what about the doctor and his aides
?
The doctor and his aides are legally licensed
professionals performing a proceedure on a patient.
Where are we going, because wherever it
is I've already been there, so let's speed up the train.
They just killed a guy for no good reason.
Or maybe you can explain a good reason for me.
I'm having to do a lot of guess what you
mean, but nither I, nor the mother, (presumably)
not the doctors, nor the Supreme Court
thinks the unborn fetus was "a guy who was just killed."
Are you trying to trap me?
If you're anti-abortion rights, why not
say that up-front?
To clarify my position, I personally don't
like abortion. Rush says some liberals like abortion and they
"do a dance" whenever an abortion is performed,
but he's just a lying (and racist) sack of shit.
I see abortion rights as slightly more
important than the rights of the fetus. That's a freedom
that is often abused, like liquor, like
cars and guns, but I see all four as necessary.
"How dare they", some might say. I hesitate to
say you're hypocritical or have a double-standard,
but if you can't explain this apparent
dichotomy rationally, then I will have to.
O-K, let's have it, big-talker.
Maybe it's because I'm completely sober, but I just don't understand.
If you're pro-life, that means we disagree, but most people do
NOT want a total ban on abortion.
It's possible I've missed your entire drift - if so, it was unintentional.
Strange
Attractors
Who paid the hijackers? by Chris Floyd
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Excerpt:
Who carried out the Sept. 11 terror attacks
on the United States?
People in the pay of Saudi Arabia, trained
and maintained by the secret services of Pakistan.
What did George W. Bush do to punish these
accomplices to mass murder on American soil?
Nothing.
Instead he killed more than 30,000 innocent
people -- in Iraq.
Marty's
E! page
BBC dramatizing the life of Stephen Hawking
Johnny Depp recants
News & Documentary Emmys handed out
Realtiy TV's prime-time awards show
Aaliyah's Mom visited 'psychic' John Edwards
RIAA to offer 'amnesty'
Raquel Welch broke her arm
Faux 'news' gained in viewship
And, Harry Potter's train was tagged
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White
House let bin Laden family flee U.S.
by Smoking Joe Conason as seen on Salon.com
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Here
Excerpt:
Americans who want to understand an important
aspect of what has gone wrong with the Bush "war on terrorism"
must read Craig Unger's stunning investigative
story in the October issue of Vanity Fair. He provides a definitive
account of how members of the bin Laden
family and relatives of the House of Saud were spirited out of the country
on private aircraft during the days following
the Sept. 11 attacks -- when almost all aviation was prohibited.
Boarding a series of flights that crisscrossed
the country, from Florida to Kentucky to Los Angeles, Washington and
Boston, they were permitted to leave on
orders from the "highest level" of the United States government -- without
any real interrogation or investigation
by the FBI. As Unger points out, at least two bin Laden male kinsmen had
been
probed for connections with the U.S. branch
of the World Association of Muslim Youth, a suspected terrorist front group.
Why were individuals connected with the
prime suspect in the worst crime in American history allowed to leave the
country so abruptly? Unger examines the
role of Prince Bandar bin Sultan, the suave Saudi ambassador and longtime
crony of the Bush family, who apparently
used his influence to win the release of as many as 140 of his compatriots,
including the bin Ladens.
Suddenly, people are talking about this.
Why did the mainstream press ignore this when Michael Moore told
Jon Stewart a year ago?
Good on Joe for highlighting it.
Freedom
fries with your crow, Mr. President?
After spitting in the face of the world,
Bush crawls on his belly before the U.N.
If the world doesn't rush to help him,
Bush has only himself to blame.
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Excerpt:
The Bush administration's humiliating announcement
that it wants the U.N. to bail it out officially confers
the title of "debacle" upon the grand Cheney-Rove-Wolfowitz
adventure. Not even the world-class chutzpah
of this administration can conceal the
fact that by turning to the despised world body, it is eating a heaping
plate of crow. This spectacle may give
Bush-bashers from London to Jakarta a happy jolt of schadenfreude,
but it does nothing to help Americans who
are stuck with the ugly fallout of the Bush team's ill-conceived,
absurdly overoptimistic attempt to redraw
the Middle East.
"No
dead soldiers after March, understand?
Let the goddamn chocolate makers sort it out!"
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Subject: Free speech only
for those about to be executed
Bart,
Here in the great state of Florida, our
Catholic-for-love, abortion-hating governor Jub (rhymes
with Dub), allowed a convicted killer
to hold a press conference prior to his execution.
During this highly unusual press conference
(most pre-executed people don't get this perk)
Paul Hill encouraged other anti-choice
nut-jobs to go out and kill more abortion providers.
Thanks, Gov, for letting a killer have
one last shot at inciting murder.
On the same day that Paul Hill had his press
conference, Sherman Austin started his one year
prison sentence for distributing information
with the alleged intent of inciting acts of terrorism.
His website had some info on the construction
of incendiary devices--information readily
available on a lot of other sites--and
the gummint decided to go after some poor, non-white kid.
For giving out information. I guess
Sherm will have to wait until he's on death row before
he's allowed to exercise his right to free
speech.
Sarah
Tampa, FL
Where your vote doesn't count.
He let this killer hold a press conference?
If I was Jeb, I would assume he wanted a platform on which he
could be murdered on live TV
by a friend with a scope to make a memorable statement about
violence, yak, yak, yak.
What the hell was the upside of that, knowing what he was likely
to say?
Could Jeb be more stupid that George?
...nahhhhhhhh
mickrasley-silver.com
Looks like Mick can do anything with silver.
Red
faces at American base as...
Korean
crooks' booze tunnel comes to light
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Here
Two Korean men dug a tunnel into a base
warehouse and stole some booze.
The thieves ferried stolen alcohol through
the tunnel for two years before their arrest this week.
How much did they steal?
58,000 crates of beer and 4,000 boxes of
wine.
That's not 5,800 cases of beer - that's
58,000 crates of cases of beer.
Uh, ...since we're about to go to war with
nuclear North Korea,
could we tighten up security a little at
the nearby American bases?
I hope they're not selling duty-free, C4
explosives at the BX
Subject: Jerry Buss betting
Dear Bartcop:
How many filthy rich professional gamblers,
who made their money gambling, do you know?
Hmmm, this is a question I was not expecting.
I'm going to have to get back to you on
that number.
People like Jerry Buss make real money and
keep it by betting only on hands that they know are good.
In short, they aren't gamblers, they only
take calculated risks. If I had a chance to join a Buss investment
or a Flack investment, I'd only join the
Buss team. Let me put it another way: some years your local Spurs
or Rockets are contenders or champions.
The Lakers are contenders every year that they aren't champions.
Dan White
Dan, yes, that's why I brought it up.
How could a man that successful be so incredibly bad at taking
small poker risks?
Bush
is like, ...really stupid, heh heh,
He's
like, ..so stupid, heh heh,
more
stupid than my bunghole, ...heh heh
Quotes
"The swagger of a president who says 'bring
em on'
does not bring our troops peace or
safety.''
-- John Kerry, last night
at the debates
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Subject: Talibamians?
Hey Bart,
I can't believe those Talibamians are still
out in the street and losing sleep over that hunk of rock.
Why don't these people just put their monument
in a church (where it belongs) and they can rub it all they want?
Duss
Duss, I just thought of a compromise that will make everyone happy!!!
Ok, now stay with me on this...
I know some people in New York and they know a printer who can
print things. It's my understanding
that the Ten Commandments need not be in granite form
to be effective, so these printers in New York
have agreed to print up little, tiny, portable Ten Commandments
in slim-paper form that can slip into a
purse or wallet so you can carry the Ten Commandments right with
you - anywhere you go!
ha ha
We could make a lot of money...
We sell these little, almost paper-thin "cards," ...if you will,
...with the Commandments right on them,
which solves that whole Ten Commandments problem in Alabama
...and now we can all move on.
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Big
NFL Kickoff
Good Charlotte started off with a hopping, Green Day-type song.
Whatever happened to Green Day? Funny when they just fall
off.
Mary J Blige was next, not my style, but she's certainly a good
performer.
Next was Little Miss Nasty, former top-of-all show business,
Britney.
She had her crew pull her pants off, mid-song.
I'm so old, it was just embarrassing.
Mrs Bart noted that Britney was the youngest performer, and the
only one not singing.
Mary J. Blige sang good and she sang hard.
Steven Tyler not only sang good and hard, but he hit those high
notes, too.
But Britney's lungs can't support that much air, so she cheats
by lip-synching?
Aerosmith zipped thru three classics, Walk This Way, Saddle
and
Dream On...and no sign of Justin.
Then Aretha tore up the National Anthem - damn!
I think she's the current champ.
Subject: My new radio show
I now have my own radio show here in Hawaii
and can be listened to Mondays
from 12pm-2pm Hawaii time (3pm-5pm PST,
4pm-6pm mountain, 5pm-7pm CST,
and 7pm-9pm in the East) and you can find
it here:
http://www.uhh.hawaii.edu/~radio/index.html
The show is is titled "Get Your Rock
Off With Houston".
I will be playing all my favorite rock
music from surf beat and rockabily like King of Hawaii and
The Reverend Horton Heat to symphonic metal
like Soundgarden and Screaming Trees and everything
in between. Including the best classic
rock, blues, Grunge and of course The Dandy Warhols.
Please tune in,
Houston Wade
Houston is
a good friend and a double Fest attendee.
Feedback: Re: My own rock
show
Bart, what's the point in listening to a
radio station if
you can't make fun of 'Hot Blooded?' or
'Feels Like the First Time?'
Eric A S
David
Boren and George Tenet
Factors in the 9/11 attack?
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Excerpt:
Norman is the home of the University of
Oklahoma, where David Boren is president. Zacarias Moussaoui
arrived in Norman in February 2001 a flight
student, housed in OU dormitories. He remained in Norman for
most of the summer. In August, OU engineering
student Hussein Al-Attas drove him to Minneapolis, where
he enrolled in another flight school. Moussaoui
was attempting to recruit Al-Attas to the jihad in Chechnya. 6
According to the LA Weekly before his trip
to Minneapolis, Moussaoui had a meeting with Mohammad Atta,
ringleader of the 9/11 plot, in an Oklahoma
City motel. Also present was a man who appeared to be Marwin
Al-Shehhi, who helped crash a jetliner
into the south tower of the WTC.
Did CIA agent Edger, whose responsibility
was surveillance over the Hamburg cell of which Atta was a member,
know about this meeting? The FBI knew about
it but apparently did not treat it as significant. The meeting was
confirmed on the O'Reilly show by Larry
Johnson, former Deputy Director of the State Department's Office
of Counter Terrorism (May 11, 2002).
If the Democrats weren't so afraid, they could use public opinion
to force hearings.
What hold does Karl Rove have on almost every elected Democrat?
Subject: Skull & Bones
non-story
...that's a C or D list item to me - virtually
irrelevant compared to what's at stake.
It comes back to sentence one - do you
want to win or bitch for four more years?
Bill in KC
The universe has more than two options.
IF
my choices were a branded Kerry or Branded Bush, I'd prefer Branded Kerry.
I'm just saying it would be nice if the
next president didn't come pre-owned.
Subject: Your Views on
Israel not "targeting"...
Bart, while I'm an avid reader of your site,
I disagree on your views regarding the Israelis'
supposed "non-targeting" of Palestinian
civilians or children. There have been MANY instances
that contradict your point of view... they
just never get covered in American news media.
I thought that you, for one, would realize
this...
Trust me when I say that the Israeli Army's
lack of care or respect for ANY Palestinian life (be it man,
woman, or child) is well documented, and
providing links to stories that documents the countless incidents
will take far too much time that I can
spare. I have been immersed in neutral international news sources for
much of my life that support the occurances
of such events on a regular (almost definitely daily) basis...
http://www.gush-shalom.org/archives/kurdi_eng.html
http://www.seruv.org.il/testimonies/effects_children.htm
Zyad
Zyad, the problem I'm having on this subject is when I suggest
Israel doesn't target children,
people write and say, "But kids died
- want to see the bloody pictures?"
That misses the reason why target is bold and underlined.
Car wrecks don't target children, yet children
die in them, but that's not
proof
that cars target children - why can't I get people
to realize their bridge doesn't connect?
The hate on both sides clouds out the ability to make sense.
That's why, as a "godless" observer, I was just trying to make
a point.
In my opinion, there's no doubt the Palestinians target children,
(as in a busload of kids)
and the anti-Israelists want so badly for that
to be true on both sides, but is it?
Fr Mushroom's
college picks
USC(-22) over BYU. USC 49 BYU
12.
Iowa(-37) over Buffalo. Iowa
52 Buffalo 8.
New Mexico(+13) at Texas Tech.
New Mexico 21 Texas Tech 20
UNLV(-11.5) vs. Kansas. Sin City vs.
Bob Dole: UNLV 33 Kansas 7.
Minnesota(-25) vs. Troy State. : Minnesota
56 Troy State 14.
All this and more at...
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Subject: America grovels
before UN
Now that the Bush administration is groveling
before the United Nations begging them
to take over in Iraq for his messed up
war, (Still no weapons of mass distruction - Still no Saddam)
makes we wonder if we are going to rename
"Freedom Fries" back to "French Fries".
As it turns out - they were right and we
were wrong.
Maybe Bush's rich friends should give back
that upper class tax break to pay for this war.
Marc Perkel
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
It now stands at 287,
304 counting the injured
who have since died.
Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600? Or 1000?
The Pentagon released
new figures, reflecting the wounded who have since died.
Total deaths since the frog-blaster said, "Bring
'em On": 83+
Perhaps 1,200 wounded - missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
It's from http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
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