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Quotes
"I have behaved badly sometimes. I have done
things that were not right
which I thought then was playful but
now I recognize that I have offended people.
-- The oversexed, muscleheaded Governor of Cali-fornia..
Hey Arnold, I think your wife is somewhat attractive.
Would it be "playful" if I ran my hands up her skirt?
Would you mind if I put my hands on her breasts and her ass?
...I didn't think so.
Nazi, please!
You didn't know it was inappropriate to put your hands
down a woman's blouse?
You don't have the brains to be a public official - not even
dead animal pickup specialist.
Excerpt::
Arnold Schwarzenegger was forced
on Thursday to deny comments he made 25 years ago
that he admired Adolf Hitler and wished
he too could enjoy a stadium full of screaming fans.
Asked about his heroes, the young Schwarzenegger
was quoted as saying; "I admired Hitler,
for instance, because he came from being
a little man with almost no formal education,
up to power. I admire him for
being such a good public speaker and for what he did with it."
What he did with it?
You mean killing 6,000,000 Jews?
ha ha
Cali-fornia, you want this man in charge
of your future?
"I wish
I was Mrs. Gray Davis"
Quotes
Hey Bart,
I hope you watched the last half hour of
the Today Show this morning.
Michael Stipe the lead singer for the band
REM was talking about their
new single "Bad Day", he then proceeded
to say.
"Well it is a bad day for Limbaugh..it's
a bad day for Schwarzenegger,
....it's a bad day for Rove and Bush."
This was met by applause from the live audience.
But Katie tried to get him away from the
comments.
I loved it, a singer not afraid to speak
the truth.
Keep on hammering
Maria (not Shriver)
"Does
REM fly a small plane?"
Excerpt:
Cline told the Enquirer she wore
a wire and gave the tapes to authorities.
She also gave the Enquirer a ledger documenting
how many pills she
claimed to have bought for him - 4,350
in one 47-day period.
In one missive, Limbaugh pushed Cline to
get more "little blues" - code for
OxyContin, the powerful narcotic nicknamed
hillbilly heroin, she said.
Wow!
I guess we've been looking for wild parties
in the wrong place.
If you want illegal narcotics, invite the vulgar Pigboy.
If you want to abuse some women, invite Arnold.
If you want high stakes gambling, invite Bill Bennett.
If you want a whore in her fifties, invite Dr. Laura.
If you want to sell out America, invite Karl Rove.
Judge:
Student Can Wear Bush 'Terrorist' Shirt
Excerpt:
A high school student has the right to
wear a T-shirt to school with the Bush's face
and the words "International Terrorist"
on the front, a federal judge ruled.
Why
is Rush Limbaugh going deaf?
ABC News
had him pegged two years ago.
Excerpt:
Hearing specialists say this type of loss
can be brought on by medications.
Limbaugh claims he is taking medication,
but will not disclose the specific type.
Quotes
"In Watergate, Woodward and Bernstein were
dogged political reporters who diligently
sniffed out a huge political scandal
despite all of the risks involved, and the opposition
of the Preisdent of the United States.
In Leak-gate, the reporters are the ones who are
clamming up and not telling anyone
who in the White House committed the crimes.
A perfect metaphor for how far journalism
has fallen."
--Hesiod,
http://counterspin.blogspot.com/
Subject: Bartcop Hits Quatrofecta
Bart!
You have hit the Quatrofecta, My Fine Friend!
Rush on Drugs
Swartznegger on Breasts
Bush has a Traitorous Felon on his staff
Rush's Racism on National TV!
I can't get this Huuuuuuugggggggggeeeeee
Grin off of my face.
Your Years of Work is Paying Big Dividends
this week.
Ha ha (as you would say)
You Rock, Bart!
Bob in Oklahoma.
ps: Howard Dean will be in Norman this Saturday.
Bob, thanks.
I was so excited Thursday, I ran Fr. Mushroom's Friday football
column a day early.
Thursday's events couldn't have happened to a more deserving
Nazi.
318 dead
-
so far - and no end in sight
plus 1400 missing arms, eyes and legs - thanks, George.
Thanks to pipe
Excerpt:
The newspaper says that Limbaugh has been
implicated by his former housekeeper, Wilma Cline,
who says she was his pill supplier for
years. Cline stated that Limbaugh, who has railed against "welfare
queens, feminazi's and chickenheads, played
the theme from the television show "The Jefferson's" at the
mention of Senator Carol Mosley Braun's
name, says that all police sketches of wanted men resemble
the Reverend Jesse Jackson" for years on
his nationally syndicated daily radio program was hooked on
the prescription drugs OxyContin, Lorcet
and hydrocodone.
.
Subject: What's next?
Excerpt:
So, it turns out that Rush is a racist
bigot junkie. Somehow this is sort of anticlimactic,
I mean, it's not like
Dr Laura giving up the practice of her
religion, or that the good Dr. hadn't spoken with her mother for years,
or high roller and morals blow hard Bill
Bennett blowing $9,000,000.00 in the casinos of Atlantic City.
I mean it was sort of a given that Rush
was a bigot, he had made many off color racially oriented remarks
on his radio show over the years,
His "homeless updates" theme song, referring to Jessie Jackson as
REEVEERAAND JAACKSOOON, and
calling Louis Farrakhan "Calypso Lewie" were but a few of
the racist slurs listeners of his
radio program could expect on a regular basis.
Which brings us to the Junkie part.
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Excerpt:
The only thing missing from this exercise
in racial retro was Limbaugh delivering the speech in blackface.
After all, how many years has it been since
anyone has made an issue about a "black quarterback?"
While Limbaugh was again showing he's
a two-bit bigot, and displaying his lack of knowledge concerning
the NFL, Mark Shapiro, ESPN executive VP
and Limbaugh's personal spin doctor who rushed to
Limbaugh's defense in USA Today, could've
called on a band to play "Mammy."
Hey, if you are selling race-baiting as a way to juice ratings, why not go all the way?
Subject: Rush the moron
Rush was whining in Philadelphia today that
we "supposedly" have a 1st Amendment,
but expressed dismay that we really can't
say anything at any time.
This is par for the course for Limbaugh.
Know nothing. Talk loud.
The 1st Amendment, like all of the first
ten amendments, are not absolute guaranties.
Not only in their interpretation, but in
their actual language.
You can't shout "fire" in a crowded theatre.
You can't incite a riot.
There are always reasonable restraints
on any Constitutional right.
Aside from that, getting your racist mouth
canned by a private corporation does not
implicate the Constitution, anyway.
The government didn't shut you up. A private corporation did.
I would think that would be something near
and dear to Rush's heart. The Bill of Rights is not a
constraint against private actors.
It's a laundry list of prohibited government activities.
Last time I checked, ESPN was not the federal government.
Again, with such a keen understanding of
our government, no wonder the ditto heads think
Clinton should have been impeached.
No wonder they're so angry at the Federal government.
They don't understand how the government works, so they think it doesn't.
Ricky Z
ha ha
Rush illegally takes hydrocodone
for stress, not weak-ass "Stresstabs."
He doesn't even support his advertisers.
Quotes
"He has that main responsibility to see this
through and see it through quickly, and that would
include, if I was president, sitting
down with my vice president and asking what he knows about it."
--Sen. Chuck Hagel (R-Diebold), Attribution
"Kill
this Nagel guy! Kill his kids!
Kill his ...what?
We need his crooked voting machines?"
We can win without Nagel's help?
Nevermind, then... We can always kill him later..."
VCR
Alert
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Executive Producer Marc Perkel will be on the CBS
Evening News tonight
Apparently, he's a got a beef with MCI and
CBS was intrested enough to fly a camera crew
from Los Angeles to San Francisco to film
a three minute segment with him.
I assume they're going to talk about http://www.ctyme.com/mci
If you go to that page, he has recordings of calls he's made to
MCI. Marc Perkel has twenty times
more patience than I do. On these tapes, they bounce him
from department to department,
all the time giving him the Nancy Grace guarantee
that he didn't have an account with them,
even though he'd been paying them for three years.
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FOX News, "the people's watchdog," playing footsie with Der Furhrer
Bush: Hussein 'A Danger to the World'
Excerpt:
President Bush said Friday that the fact
there he can't find any WMD in Iraq is proof
that Saddam had deceived the international
community and was "a danger to the world."
Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., told reporters that
"it was clear to me that there was no imminence
of a threat for weapons of mass destruction,"
as the White House had claimed.
"Kill that
lying bitch.
Nobody calls me stupid..."
Quotes
"This is purely dirty politics in my opinion.
The disclosure that the ambassador's wife was a CIA
operative was a cheap shot made because
Wilson picked a hole in that pack of lies justifying the war."
--Former CIA agent Philip
Agee, whose actions in the 1970s inspired a law criminalizing the
exposure
of covert U.S. operatives, Ex-CIA
Agent Discusses Leak of Name
A shout out to Philip Agee, who reads bartcop.com
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Robin Williams on Letterman tonight
The 'Groper' & the 'Doper' vs. the 'Leaker' & the 'Liar'
Fresh BAGnews
John Mellencamp & the Woody Guthrie Award
J. Garcia wines
'Macbeth' & the Pentagon
Kristi Yamaguchi's a mom
Xena & Hercules are suing Universal
Hemingway family feud settled
Hate Radio - parts 1 & 2
And, it rained frogs in Connecticut
Excerpt:
The President “elected” by a decision of
the nation’s highest court rather than a mandate from the voters
was relatively unpopular until the catastrophe
of 11 September, when the terrorist attack on the WTCenter
mobilized the American public to support
its commander-in-chief. There was widespread US and international
support for a military action against Afghanistan,
where Al-Qaida, the force behind the 11 September attacks,
was based. Bush’s domestic popularity ratings
soared toward an unheard-of 90 per cent.
So, a year later, Bush’s political advisors
told him that the best way to sustain his popularity – which he used to
push through massive cuts in taxes for
his wealthy supporters, and to pass legislation seriously curtailing civil
liberties – would be to fight and win another
war. In victory, there is always a flush of political benefit. The image
of a strong president, his advisors believed,
would enable him to cruise to reelection in the 2004 presidential contest.
Another problem is that Bush never wanted this job.
All he wants out of life is to play golf, take naps and smile
for the cameras.
There's a great (and true) Bush quote from years ago that is
often forgotten by his good puppy media.
"I could never run for higher office because I'm basically just a media creation."
The little, smart-ass rich punk who can't handle his liquor once
knew his limitations,
but the B.F.E.E. needed another Reagan to front their
worldwide takeover scheme,
so a tyrant was born and we're stuck with him until the
Diebold regime is overthrown.
Subject: Hypocrite Day
Hey Bartcop:
I think today deserves a donation.
I mean, I remember when your site was called
Rush Limba, Lying Nazi Whore. :-)
So, it's only appropriate.
October 2nd should be a holiday on bartcop.com
:-)
thanks again,
don
Don, thanks for the alms.
I like that Oct 2 idea - unless Limba kills himself on the air
today.
Then Oct 3 will be the holiday :)
Where can he go?
What can he say?
CBS News quoted Rush last night saying,
"All the druggies should move to London or
Zurich so we can be rid of them,"
and now he begs forgiveness from this super-straight, hypocritical
Nazi worshippers?
I expect the ditto-monkeys to forgive Rush with open arms, but
not the homeless Vietnam Vet addicts,
who can still feel shrapnel in their back and legs. They can
rot in hell for all Rush's crowd cares.
Yes, after a decade of screaming insults at the "long-haired,
dope smoking, maggot-infested FM types,"
we finally find out the vulgar Pigboy is infested with more maggots
than Courney Love.
Courtney Love Arrested, Hospitalized
Excerpt:
Police and paramedics in Beverly Hills
responded to an emergency call and took a woman
to a hospital for treatment, according
to a story in Friday's editions of the Los Angeles Times.
Law enforcement sources told the newspaper
that the woman was Courtney Love and that she had overdosed.
It was not immediately known what her condition
was.
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Poll Shows Increased Doubts About Iraq, Bush
Excerpt:
Most Americans now believe the Iraq war
was not worth it, according to a new poll.
Confidence in Bush to handle foreign and
economic policy issues died and went to hell.
The poll found new lows for Bush's foreign
policy performance - just 44 percent approval.
50 percent lacked confidence in his ability
to handle an international crisis and 53 percent
said they now believed the Iraq war was
not worth it.
"Unka
Dick, is it time to play 9-11 again?
You want me to go to Florida and wait, like last time?"
Top
Republican Donors Reap Billions from Bush's Iraq War
The mainstream media sloooooooooooooooooooooowly catches
up to bartcop.com
Excerpt:
September 30, 2003, Summary: President
George Bush and his staff must face the public
over the shocking allegation that
top Bush campaign donors are directly profiting from Bush's
unilateral invasion and occupation of Iraq.
We're not talking mere millions of dollars, but tens
of BILLIONS of dollars of US taxpayer money
...
Shocking?
Only if you get your news from Bush's good puppy networks.
"Bush
is a great war hero, and he's smart, and honest, too!"
The drugs Rush Limbaugh is accused of
abusing are legal only with a doctor's prescription.
All are habit-forming. The small print
tells the story of Rush.
Hydrocodone
Anti-cough agent and painkiller similar
to morphine.
Side effects include poor
mental performance, emotional dependence and mood changes
Lorcet
Prescribed for moderate to severe pain.
Side effects include vomiting, decreased
appetite, sweating and itching.
OxyContin
Potent time-release medication for pain,
known as hillbilly heroin
Side effects include dizziness, muscle
twitches and decreased sex drive.
A large dose can be fatal. (We should
be so lucky)
Thanks to Roland
Dubya's
quagmire: U.S. general says Iraqi rebels getting stronger
Saw it on smirkingchimp.com
Excerpt:
Three uniformed Americans were killed in
attacks Wednesday.
The general added that the resistance was
showing signs of improved organization.
Though most attacks against U.S. forces
are being carried out by small, locally based groups
apparently acting on their own, there are
indications that the resistance is beginning to operate
under a broader, more regional control,
Sanchez said.
Subject: We've already seen Bush's best
BC,
It occurred to me today when I was listening
to some commentators talking about Bush's re-election chances and
his current standing in the polls, that
he's already given us the "best" he has to offer. Face it,
his high approval
ratings were based on his "leadership"
as a leader on the international scene. Think about that for a moment...
I think we've seen the best he has to offer
and it certainly isn't on the national or local scene, it's on the international
front and he's turning out to be a failure
and fraud there also. The only thing he can do to shore up his standing
is to
invade another country or to create another
international crisis. Be afraid.
Mick
America is a strange place.
The never-elected fraud went to sleep (after another
month-long vacation) on the job and after we had taken
our worst hit in 224 years, his popularity went to 90 because
he failed to do his job before, during or after 9-11.
"I told
'em, ...ha ha, ...I told 'em, ...ha ha, ...I told 'em
the
president's firstjob is to protect America, ...ha ha
and
I'll be goddamned if they didn't buy it, ...ha ha...
..just
like Karl Rove said they would, ...ha ha.."
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Quotes
"A government that cannot catch bin Laden or
Saddam is probably not
going to catch the person who leaked
the name of a CIA agent."
--Richard Cohen,
Oozing
Hypocrisy Over a Leak
Excerpt:
The office of U.S. Sen. Christopher "Kit"
Bond, R-Mo., said Thursday that Bond's chief spokesman,
Ernie Blazar, was responsible for setting
up the anti-Democrat website named N8354N,
the number
on the tail of the plane that crashed killing
former Gov. Mel Carnahan, his son, Randy, and a campaign aid.
Bond's office said Blazar was no longer
on the staff as of Thursday, but would not describe the circumstances
of his departure. Shana Stribling, who
had worked for Blazar and was acting as Bond's spokeswoman,
said a statement about the incident would
be released later Thursday.
"There will be no place in my office, or in
my campaign, for this type of attack.
The person responsible will no longer
be a member of my staff."
Senator, what does it say about your judgment that you'd hire a staff like this?
These sons of bitches don't know the meaning
of "callous" or "going too far."
They are dancing and pissing on Carnahan's
grave, the heartless bastards.
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Quotes
"Bush expressed support for Limbaugh in conversations
with top staff on Thursday.
"Rush is a great American," the president
said of the pill-popping Nazi liar.
I am confident he can overcome any
obstacles he faces right now." L
--Matt Drudge
Attribution
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Bart
FYI, below are my stats for my web site
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Did Larry Flynt save Clinton's presidency?
Joe Conason's Journal
Excerpt:
Now that Rush Limbaugh has walked
(or been pushed off) the plank at ESPN, this review of his
racial attitudes by his old antagonists
at Fairness and Accuracy in Reporting is at least momentarily
relevant again. Placed in that context,
the nastiness of Limbaugh's "color" commentary is hardly shocking.
What is surprising is that he couldn't
restrain his bigotry toward black athletes for a little longer than four
weeks.
(I guess he didn't get the memo from the
right-wing central office about the new sanctimonious "civility" campaign.)
Note:
Tonight I will be signing books at the
Borders on School Street in
downtown Boston at 12:30 p.m., and
then again at the Harvard Coop
in Cambridge at 7 p.m. I am scheduled to
appear on CNN's "Reliable Sources" on Sunday.
From: karash_nekroden@yahoo.com
Subject: 200 words max? still quaking in your boots
Excerpt:
What a loss of respect. I saw your
little "website" and "chatroom" challenge to people for debate,
and actually thought there might be honesty
behind it. 200 words max per letter? And here I thought
you were just being amusingly self-deprecating
when you said you had an I.Q. of 68.
Karash, you make a really bad first impression.
Sidebar:
(I was in a bad mood when I wrote this - forgive
the frank reply.)
On Ebay, Man offers to shave head
When
Karl Rove is "frog-marched" from White House
Excerpt:
When Karl Rove goes down, I'll go bald,
and you can be witness to this momentous and historic occasion.
You can see from the photos that I tend
to be a hairy guy, so Karl Rove's amphibious arrest will no doubt
generate copious quantities of coiffe on
my kitchen floor. I'll sweep it up and put it in a bag, and you're
welcome to that as well if you want it
shipped with the video tape.
If the bidding goes over $500, in addition
to my scalp and beard, I will also shave my eyebrows and
part of my chest, perhaps in a relief of
a Peace symbol or something like that.
If the bidding goes over $1000, I will also
shave the head of my buddy Little Ricky (shown in last photo),
even if I have to chase him down and hog-tie
him to do it.
The more people who bid, the more likely
Rove is to go down and go down hard, so do the patriotic thing:
bid early and bid often. It may be
just the thing to finally get our economy kick started again!
Quotes
"Seventy Million to investigate a stained dress,
the meaning of "is" and a blowjob.
How much will the 1600 Crew and Congress
spend to find out who blew Valerie Plame's cover?
Right now, not a plugged nickel apparently."
--Jo Fish,
Attribution
Also, no need to investigate 9-11,
because
Bush says knowing the truth would help bin Laden.
Musings
from the Heartland
by Richard L. Fricker
Excerpt:
Where the President of the United States
tells the CIA they can execute our citizens without warrant or
trial if they "suspect" they associate
with people the CIA "believes" to be associated with acts of terrorism,
as long as the killing takes place outside
the U.S. and not too many civilians are killed in the process.
Where we flaunt the Constitution while
inprisoning people indefinitely without access to lawyers or
being charged with a crime solely because
we want to.
Where we establish our own gulag in a foreign
country in order to avoid our own laws.
Where the President lies to the American
people, admits he lies and there is no hue and cry for his removal.
La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz
He Who Lives By The Loudmouth ...
Excerpt:
Am I delighted to see Rush Limbaugh attacked,
ridiculed and forced out of his ESPN gig?
Absolutely. Justice is being served.
Hit
refresh
Limbaugh routinely insults those he disagrees
with. He gives them nasty nicknames;
he mocks them, besmirches them and makes
fun of them far more adeptly than his current attackers.
This is how he makes his millions.
It is ludicrous for him, and for his defenders, to claim he is being
treated unfairly. Others are simply doing
unto him what he does unto others. That’s justice in my book.
Limbaugh’s public shtick for years and years
has had a constant hum of low-grade racism and race baiting.
When he talks about black people on his
radio show, he often uses "ax" instead of "ask," apparently to be funny.
When the topic is Carol Moseley Braun,
his producers play the theme song from "The Jeffersons."
This is how he entertains his audience.
This
is how he makes his millions.
This is exactly what Limbaugh does for a
living – he humiliates those who he thinks don’t have their minds
right and he takes stabs at their reputations.
He calls opponents of the Iraq war unpatriotic, for one very mild example.
This doesn’t deprive anyone of his or her
free speech rights. Nor is Limbaugh being denied his rights now.
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Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was 316,
....this issue it's 318
They got TWO of our boys, just since yesterday.
Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600?
How long before we hit 1000?
Total deaths since President Frog-blaster said, "Bring
'em On": 112
114
Over
1,400 wounded - with many missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
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