Volume
1175 - Cold turkey
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Monday October 13, 2003
Quotes
"Our CIA source says the continuing controversy
over Plame stems more from Bush's failure to
clean house at the CIA of Clinton-Gore
careerists that still dominate there. But the CIA is not
the only problem, Clinton-Gore careerists
still run State, Defense and most other agencies.
Why the administration has dragged
its feet in cleaning house and appointing their own people,
as all previous administrations have
done, is not clear."
--Newsmax.com email,
from the whores at Newsmax.com
I believe I know a way to get to the bottom
of this.
Since the lady and her company have already
been outted, hold public hearings on live
TV.
Put everyone under oath and guarantee
prison time for anyone who lies, even a little bit.
After all, this is life-and-death and national
security - not consensual sex between adults.
They'll be singing like Yoko in no time.
Source
confirms Limbaugh investigation 
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Here
Excerpt::
Law enforcement sources who spoke on condition
of anonymity confirmed to The AP
that Limbaugh was being investigated for
by the Palm Beach County, Fla., state attorney's office.
In the past, Limbaugh has decried drug use
and abuse on his bluntly conservative show, mocking
Bill Clinton for not inhaling and often
making the case that drug crimes deserve punishment.
"Drug use, some might say, is destroying this
country. And we have laws against selling drugs,
pushing drugs, using drugs, importing drugs.
... And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs,
they ought to be accused and they ought
to be convicted and they ought to be sent up," Limbaugh said
on his short-lived television show on Oct.
5, 1995.
The reason the vulgar junkie came clean
is right here.
Just like Clinton and the blue dress, Drugboy
didn't come clean until the evidence was published.
Just like Laura the Unloved and her spread-legged
pictures, Rush choose to deny everything until
the proof was so clear that he had no choice
but to confess his illegal drug crimes.
Ashcroft says he wants the maximum possible sentences for
drug abusers in all cases,
but he's willing to make an exception for people who have an
"R" behind their name.
.
Suicide
Blasts Kill 6 Near Baghdad Hotel
Law and order
a
la Pinhead
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Here
Excerpt:
“Suicide attackers struck again Sunday, this
time with twin car bombs in the heart of Baghdad that fell short
of a hotel full of Americans but exploded
on a busy commercial street, killing six bystanders and wounding dozens.
It was the seventh fatal vehicle bombing
in Iraq since early August, attacks that have taken more than 140 lives.
All have targeted institutions perceived
as cooperating with the U.S, and none has been reported solved. .
"One
thing's for sure - we belong in Iraq..."
Army
probes soldier suicides
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Here
Excerpt:
Alarmed by the number of suicides among
soldiers in Iraq, the Army has asked a team of doctors
to determine whether the stress of combat
and long deployments is contributing to the deaths.
Duh! Ya think?
The Unelected President doesn't care, as long as he gets to steal
that oil...
Army officials caution against drawing general
conclusions based on small changes. But they sent a
mental-health team to Iraq last month to
study various issues, including suicides and treatment available
for soldiers suffering from depression.
Wouldn't that be every soldier, sailor and marine over there?
Dispatched by the Army surgeon general's
office, the team consists of psychologists, psychiatrists,
social workers and the manager of the Army's
suicide-prevention program. The team has surveyed
700 soldiers and held discussions in which
GIs were encouraged to talk freely.
Oh sure, and the ones who 'frankly' asked, "What
the hell are we doing in this God-forsaken shithole?"
weren't court-martialed or anything.
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Quotes
"Bush seems oddly complacent about the fact
that one or two of his top people may have intentionally
exposed an undercover CIA agent, compromising
that agent's work, safety and undercover contacts.
That's an incredibly serious matter,
and the continued presence of such a person in the White House
ought to worry the president immensely.
The fact that the exposure was an act of petty, mean-spirited
political revenge against a political
opponent ought to outrage him, particularly given his pledge to
restore integrity to the White House.
But apparently it doesn't."
--Editorial, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution,
Attribution
Everyone knows the answer to this: Rove promised Pinhead
he wouldn't do it again,
and since Clinton's cock was not involved, a crime could not
have occured.
Letter
to the President
saw it on berrysworld.blogspot.com
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Here
Excerpt:
Mr. President, you could use a few more
team players on your staff. Right now, you have two wars on your hands;
the war in Iraq, and the slightly more
bloody war between the State Department and the Department of Defense.
Things have gotten so bad that Colin Powell
has even threatened to ‘take hostages' in his battle with Don Rumsfeld.
Rumsfeld is also involved in a heated brouhaha
with Condoleezza Rice over who gets to be in charge of the Iraq
Stabilization Group. It seems like Rumsfeld,
who now is fighting an interdepartmental battle on two fronts, appears
ready to snap. He recently berated a reporter
with, "I said I don't know. Isn't that clear? You don't understand English?"
The funny thing is that the reporter was
German, and he may not actually understand English.
Subject: How 'bout them
Cowboys?
Sorry man, just had to rub it in a little.
ha ha
Regards,
Randy (Bartcop fan & Cowboys fan)
I hate those Cowboys!
At least Oklahoma beat Texas by 85 points Saturday...
Subject: Siegfried
& Roy
The German Duo are in love with their cats.
They are members of the family.
Of course, they're going to rationalize
away the bite that Montecore put on Roy.
They don't want harm to come to their child.
And we'll ignore the condemnation
of their act and their antics that this
incident demonstrates.
I understand, but disagree, with the first
part, but what does the underlined sentence mean?
Whose condemnation are we ignoring?
PETA? Do we allign ourselves with PETA?
I think PETA is the epitome of taking a
good idea so far that it becomes a bad idea.
If the tiger just wanted to pull Roy from
safety, it wouldn't have sunk its teeth into his neck.
It's my guess gravity was the problem, not
the tiger's teeth.
Cats like this carry their cubs around in
their mouths all the time, they know how to do it without breaking skin.
Somebody's been listening to Rush.
A tiger cub isn't 5' 10", doesn't weigh
150 pounds and doesn't have 59 year-old skin.
You're blaming Montecore for failing to
understand that he can't pick up all his "friends" the same way.
Montecore was pissed, hence the pressure
applied to Roy's neck.
A tiger is still a tiger, no matter how
much love and affection is given to it.
Rush said those same words, in the same
order, last week.
If Montecore was pissed, why is Roy still
alive?
And that's borderline goofy to say, "A
tiger is a tiger."
How did they do between 6,000 and 30,000
safe shows if "a tiger is a tiger?"
A big cat expert is going to be in a better
position to judge the nature of Montecore's action,
than someone that is emotionally invested
in both the cat, and the lifestyle/show that is epitomized by it.
Just my opinion, but I'd go with the experts
over the guy that's in love with the cat.
Dave the Lawyer
Much of that is true, but it's my opinion that nobody on the planet
has ever handled tigers the way Roy did.
He not only wrote the book, but so far nobody else has even read
the son of a bitch.
Can you name the second-best tiger handler in the world?
Haven't you seen those pictures on Larry King where Roy rolls
around with these killers
and puts his face up to them and pretend-kisses them right on
the whiskers?
If any other person on the planet did that, they'd likely only
do it once.
Granted, the "Montecore was helping his friend" story is somewhat
suspect, but these guys have
lived and breathed these tigers for decades, and you'd
take the word of "an expert" over theirs?
We know for a fact that Roy took wild animal handling up about
five levels.
You and I arguing if they're at level four or level five seems
kinda pointless.
Quotes
"As the allegations of intimidation-by-leaking
-- "Intimigate" as some call it -- continue to unfold,
the president's problems are multiplying.
First, if press reports are accurate, he has a grave national
security problem. Someone in the White
House has made public the identity of a woman who may have
been a "nonofficial cover" operative
of the CIA, potentially causing multiple sources of intelligence to
go cold. Second, he has a legal problem,
for not only is a leak of this kind a breach of national security,
it is also a grave criminal offense.
Third, he has a political problem, as this story was brought to light by
a senior administration official who
apparently was so offended by efforts to discredit Wilson that he or
she exposed the White House's connection
to the leak to The Post. Finally, given the failure of the White
House so far to demonstrate any urgency
in addressing this growing scandal, he faces a loss of public trust."
--John Podesta, Clinton's
chief of staff
Bush
Takes a Leak
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The
Sins of September 11
by William Rivers Pitt
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Excerpt:
In a nation with thousands of newspapers,
thousands of radio stations, and a ceaseless data stream from
CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, Fox, NBC, ABC, CBS and
PBS, some 70% of the population believed as late
as a month ago that Saddam Hussein was
centrally involved in and personally responsible for the 9-11 attacks.
Beyond that, what most people know about
the single most important event in American history does not go
much beyond "evildoers" who "hate our freedom."
That is, simply, incredible. It is also
not an accident. This ignorance has a great deal to do with the stunning
mediocrity of the television news media,
that empty well where most Americans go to become informed.
This ignorance also, and far more importantly,
has a great deal to do with the Clinton-era actions of a large
number of conservatives, many of whom are
in positions of power today, many of whom are now making
careers out of September 11.
The two great myths that have settled across
the nation, beyond the Hussein-9/11 connection, are that Clinton
did not do enough during his tenure to
stop the spread of radical terrorist organizations like al Qaeda, and that
the attacks themselves could not have been
anticipated or stopped. Blumenthal's insider perspective on these
matters bursts the myths entirely, and
reveals a level of complicity regarding the attacks within the journalistic
realm and the conservative political ranks
that is infuriating and disturbing.
Put another way,
America is full of lying, media whores
whose job it is to help Bush get away with it.
Bush
Presses GOP on Iraqi Aid
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Here
Excerpt:
"President Bush stared down a House Republican
bid to convert some of his proposed Iraqi
reconstruction aid into loans yesterday,
as the House Appropriations Committee easily approved
an $86.7 billion bill to finance military
and rebuilding efforts in Iraq and Afghanistan.
My God, if [Bush's] eyes had been lasers,
mine would have been burned out,"
said Rep. Zach Wamp (R-Tenn.), describing
his White House meeting to reporters."
Well of course they want it to be
a gift instead of a loan.
Since the B.F.E.E. is stealing that
money, they don't want a loan that needs to be paid back.
Click to see a fun flash movie
Quotes
"Why wouldn't the Bush people want to find
out the truth? What were they afraid of? That the American
people would learn that they screwed
up, that they were asleep at the wheel when it came to terrorist threats,
that they belligerently ignored the
warnings from outgoing Clinton officials about bin Laden simply because
they hated Clinton? The American people
are a forgiving lot. They didn't hold it against FDR when Pearl Harbor
was bombed. They didn't shun JFK over
the Bay of Pigs. They don't care that Clinton had 47 people murdered.
(ha
ha) So why, after this monumental breakdown
of national security, does Bush not come clean, or, at the very
least, stop preventing the truth from
coming out? Perhaps it's because George & Co. have a lot more to hide
beyond why they didn't scramble the
fighter jets fast enough on the morning of September 11th. And maybe we,
the people, are afraid to know the
whole truth because it could take us down roads where we don't want to
go."
--Michael
Moore, George
of Arabia
Subject: Pigboy in prison
Dear Bart,
Do they still have chain gangs in Florida?
Can you imagine the delicious irony?
The vulgar pig-boy in prison stripes, ball
and chain fettered to his ankle, forced
(for once in his life) to do an honest
day's work - breaking up rocks with a sledge hammer.
Of course, the scenario wouldn't be complete
without a huge prison guard, preferably black, screaming at him,
"Move along faster there boy! Whassa
matter with you boy, can't you hear me, move faster! Are you DEAF!??"
Love you Bart,
CeeCee
CeeCee, sounds like it would make a great movie starring Drew
Carey and Michael Clarke Duncan.
Marty's
Entertainment Page
Baron Dave Romm on 'Columbus & the Knights Templar'
Arnold (The Poem)
Fresh BAGnews
'CSI: Miami' - the online, real-time game
An Italian t-shirt
The Jordanaires' & Uncle Kracker
New US oil pipeline from Chad to Cameroon
'Miss Condom'
Outhouse Races in Virginia City
And a bunch of links
Subject: You Are A Lying
Mxxxxxxx
BartShit,
You proved yourself to be a lying horseshit
mxxxxxxx who can't keep from lying and distortions.
That is called Pathological.
ha ha
We call that "comedy" here at The Treehouse
You made so many changes and corruptions
to my letter that it is proof of your insincerity and your corruption.
All you say is pure bullshit. I save copies
of my emails so do point these out to your readers if you dare.
I doubt you will because you are a wimp-ass
chickenshit horses ass.
ha ha
This is hilarious!
I could use a guy like you full-time
Here are major errors by you.
In general you can not spell or even correctly
repeat coirrect spelling that others have provided you.
1. My name is Blooger, not Booger.
ha ha
I was only one letter off - picky, picky.
2. You don't mention your drinking problem that
I put in my email. Why not? Are you ashamed? Embarassed?
ha ha
3. I work in media and do in fact study content
of web sites for clients. I have analyzed your last 30 issues
and found that you are factually
wrong 45.7% of the time. That is a terrible record.
Now who's lying?
Send me your work, I'll print everyword that doesn't have f*ck
or c*nt in it.
4. You have about 10 misspellings in your response.
You look like an idiot. It is analyzed, not analized.
It is factually, not factaully. It is you,
not yuo. It is "the fuck," not thefuck. It is interesting, not intersting.
It is material, not materil. You are an
asshole, not an ashole.
ha ha
I had a feeling "analized" would get your attention.
5. I said your web site was found by a university
and college study to be the most disrespected political
web site on the internet. Not "respected."
You actually thanked me for telling you that you were severely disrespected.
I corrected your obvious error - and I didn't even bill you for
that..
Now what do you think all those people who
looked at your web site thought after you were mentioned
by Rush Limbaugh on Friday? They think
you are a stupid idiot. You are. Your words are repeated below
so you and your fans can be further humiliated.
Print it again with my further comments.
Your pal.
Bob Booger
Boogerboy, it was fun making you look stupid-er.
And wasn't that nice of Rush to mention bartcop.com?
Maybe he can read bartcop.com in rehab - or
prison - and see the light.
As always, thanks for making the pie higher.
Your constant reading and clicking has allowed me to raise ad
rates.
Do
you have an online business?
How are sales - a little slow do to Bush's ongoing recession?
Have you considered advertising on bartcop.com
Here's what an advertiser wrote today:
Just wanted to let you know the Stats up
to this point:
1st day ad ran I had 753 hits.
My average with zero advertising has been
around 40 hits a day.
As of 10/12/03 I've had 4400 hits!!!
Best $40 I've ever spent.
$40 gets you two days worth of ads.
Could your website or business use 4400 hits?
Tarantino
Slays Box Office with 'Kill Bill'
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Here
Excerpt:
"Quentin Tarantino's ultra-violent homage to
kung-fu movies left its competition for dead,
opening at No. 1 with weekend ticket sales
of about $22.2 million, its distributor said on Sunday.
The thriller stars Uma Thurman as a vengeful
former assassin, who decapitates, scalps and mutilates
her way through the Japanese underworld.
The budget for both films totaled $55 million.
Click
Here for mini-review with
spoilers
Quotes
"How truly funny is drug addiction and who
among them has not had their hearts broken by it?
When it's the vulgar junkie, it's damn
funny, and deserving, too.
How taxing is it to whip up jokes about
rehab?
It's much tougher than retreading lame-ass
Monica jokes from way the fuck back in 1998.
How amusing is it to know that a public
figure has begged a servant, a friend, a colleague
even a stranger for a hit or fix because
they fear they would go mad without it.
Besides the hillbilly heroin dealers, to
whom was the Pigboy a servant?
Are there truly any yucks in knowing
that someone had stockpiled thousands of pills just in case
....just in case
....there isn't a painless
instrument around with which to kill themselves
if they run out?
ha ha
I
agree - that's a tragedy.
If Rush's housekeeper prevented him from
killing himself, we should be pissed off at her.
Isn't it funny how every Clinton-hater
assumes the Pigboy is telling the truth about this?
Laura the Unloved has said 1000 times,
"Druggies
lie - that's what they do - you can't trust them."
When the early jokes give way to the
righteous rants will they be delivered by those
who haven't a clue about the terror
that is drug addiction?"
--Luci the Bat
http://www.lucianne.com
I
know about addictions: Tobacco,
nicotine,
tar, ammonia, formaldahyde, etc etc etc
I've
talked about addictions till I was blue in the face.
Luci, have you told Jonah who his real Daddy is?
Subject: WTF? Rush Question
Hasn't he been golfing frequently in recent
years?
Even with "severe pain in my lower back
and also in my neck now, due to two herniated disks,"?
And how did those disks get herniated anyhow?
Did he strain himself with an overloaded fork full of food?
Climbing into his SUV? Shuffling
through his stack of stuff?
Theresa
Teresa, it's my guess that two painful herniated disks would prevent
the playing of golf.
Putting might not be that bad, but driving off the tee must be
a killer.
Subject: Gutless, lying
Pigboy
Rush, true to his cowardly and disingenuous
nature, stated Friday:
"I need to tell you today that part of what you
have heard and read is correct.
I am addicted to prescription pain medication."
Notice that he didn't say he is "addicted
to drugs" or that he has a "substance abuse problem".
No, he is addicted to prescription medication.
Which isn't so bad, is it? It's medicine, after all.
Medicine is good for you. Rush has
just become addicted to this legal, prescription medicine.
The only problem with that statement is
it's as phony as everything else the guy says.
Pain killers are not "medication", any
more than a quart of tequila is.
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with
them. But they ain't "medication".
Penicillin is medication. Oxy contin
is dope.
Secondly, it's prescription dope for which
he didn't have a prescription!
A truthful statement is "I have become
addicted to drugs which I have been obtaining illegally. Yes, folks,
I am a felon."
Morphine is an opiate, obtainable by prescription.
Have you ever some heroin junkie refer
to their habit as "being addicted to prescription
medication"?
He followed that statement up by saying
he "takes full responsibility for his addiction" and that he
became addicted after his doctor prescribed
the "medication" for him years ago.
Does leaving out being part of an illegal,
black market drug ring sound like taking full responsibility?
What a turd.
Ricky Z
Ricky, by using cloaked language, his crowd will think he's the
victim and let him off the hook.
He tells them what to think - they obey.
Time
running out for Hillary to enter race
They want Hillary to run sooooooooooooooooooooo much
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Here
Excerpt:
Although Hillary Clinton has regularly
and clearly denied an interest in running in the 2004 election,
rumors continue to circulate (by
FOX News, talk radio, the Washington Times, the NY Post)
that the New York senator will enter the
race.
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Subject: Very Impressive
Very Impressive schtick. Very bright
people.
But what blares through all of it is just
so much hate.
Hate never was and never will be the platform
of success.
It’s really sort of pathetic.
Brad W
Dude, maybe we could meet in the live chat room
and you could straighten me out?
I'll bet you'd do a great job.
Lemme know,
bart
Non-dueling
Quotes
"Character is always important but Bill Clinton
lowered the bar so low it's not as
important as it was."
-- Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va
"Outrage was killed in 1998," agreed
Bill Bennett (R-Scumbag) calling Arnold "less-than-perfect."
Attribution
Wait, let me get this straight:
It's OK for Arnold to admit being a serial sexual predator
since Clinton had a semi-affair and didn't confess quick enough?
Subject: Rush
Bart,
I think something needs to be made straight.
Some conservatives at a restaurant were
seated behind me talking about the drug addiction.
They were saying Rush Limbaugh did not
tell listeners about his addiction because it was a
personal matter and he especially did not
want to disappoint them. They talked about his
kindness and thoughtfulness for his fans.
They said he could retire now, but felt he was on
a mission to save his country. Bart,
isn't that what you are trying to do?
What I'd like to do is full-time comedy
- I got drafted into fighting this war because
the yellow-ball Democrats don't have the
courage to say the things that need to be said.
Don't you want to save the country from
conservatism and help it get a European form of socialism that will work?
ha ha
Is that supposed to be a trap?
I don't do traps, remember?
The GOP-controlled House and Senate have
socialized medical insurance.
It's only "socialism" when we, their employers,
want some?
A socialism that would give people free
healthcare and a fair shake in the marketplace?
Equal pay and redistribution of rich people's
wealth to the not so lucky?
Tom Wright
We have an unelected, reverse Robin Hood
stealing from the poor and middle class to reward the super-rich.
Why would you, (assuming you're not super-rich)
want to help Bush with that not-noble goal?
Don't you have the brains to vote your
pocketbook?
Why do you want to co-sign a loan to give
Bill Gates more money?
Have you lost your mind?
Subject: You lie Bartcop
Señor Bartcop:
Why you lie about the Rush Limbaugh?
He no call football player McNabb a bad
name.
You say he racist, I say he not racist.
Since I come to this country I be big football
fan.
This McNabb not so good. Rush right.
The sports announcers say he better than
he really is.
It not true.
Why do you write like Werner Oland doing Charlie Chan?
I read your stuff all the time and I think
you a racist. You use "nigger" many time.
You what we call the bigot, too.
You call Rush Limbaugh "Pigboy" and other bad names many times.
You swear at all Republicans and sometimes
at the Democrats. You not nice person.
You racist and bigot. I think you
call me a "Spik" some time.
ha ha
This is so stupid, it's starting to get funny.
You think of bad name for Mexicans.
It no fair even if many illegal Mexicans vote in elections.
Democrats made law that if you ask foreigner
if he citizen then YOU go to jail.
So all Mexicans and Hispanics sign up to
vote all elections.
I be citizen, but I know many who not citizen
who vote.
You be ignorant ditto-monkey.
You are bad person and evil man.
You finally got one right.
Manny Cervantes
Los Angeles-California (I from Ciudad Juarez)
In
Rush we Trust
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Here
Excerpt:
"In a shocking announcement, Rush Limbaugh admitted
that he is addicted to government issue pills that
cause him to be an arrogant, racist, truth-distorting,
lying, hate-spewing shill for the state. He then checked
himself into a rehab center to be de-programmed.
Thousands of his loyal sheep bahhhhed, crushed their
beer cans over their heads, cursed the
wretched liberal media, cited a vast left-wing conspiracy, rubbed
their Ann Coulter posters and turned over
to the Fox Network for validation of their moral superiority.
President Bush praised Mr. Limbaugh for
avoiding the military and leading the propaganda machine.
"You know we live in a great country. A very
forgiving country. A country that loves to see ignorant,
arrogant, talentless, overrated, scrupleless,
silver-spooned white men succeed. Look at me and my buddies!
Anybody can succeed. Anybody can become
president or CEO or mouth of the airwaves! It’s the
greatest country in the world. We love
you, Rush!'’
Temperature's rising,
Fever is high,
Can't see no future,
Can't see no sky.
My feet are so heavy,
So is my head,
I wish I was a baby,
I wish I was dead.
Cold turkey has got me on the run.
My body is aching,
Goose-pimple bone,
Can't see no body,
Leave me alone.
My eyes are wide open,
Can't get to sleep,
One thing I'm sure of,
I'm in at the deep freeze.
Cold turkey has got me on the run.
Cold turkey has got me on the run.
Thirty-six hours,
Rolling in pain,
Praying to someone,
Free me again.
Oh I'll be a good boy,
Please make me well,
I promise you anything,
Get me out of this hell.
Cold turkey has got me on the run.
Oh-, oh-, oh--, oh...
La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz
An
Open Letter to Rush Limbaugh
saw it on apj.us
Click
Here
Excerpt:
You're dealing with a monster much more
insidious than even Hillary Clinton.
I understand that this is your third attempt
to get clean. That's not unusual. The addiction landscape
is teeming with retreads. It's just another
piece of evidence that tells you how formidable the road is.
But you already know that. The fact that
a legend of conservative power such as yourself is alleged
to have illegally purchased thousands of
addictive painkillers tells us how incomprehensible the enemy.
Makes the mainstream liberal media seem
like your Weekly Reader.
Subject: Your tiger story
Bart, you wrote:
> Jesus Christ, lady, I didn't think anybody was
that stupid.
> Even Bush would know not to pet a man-eating
tiger."
Unfortunately, Bart, this is not unusual.
Where I grew up the bears used to feed at the dump.
People would throw cans, rocks and whatever
they could to get the bear's attention. My uncle was
a cop there and said he had to stop this
kind of nonsense all the time. He said once he saw a four-year-old
encouraged to walk up to the bear and offer
the bear some flowers. The bear ignored her.
So the child's mother walked up to the bear
and said, "How DARE you ignore my daughter?"
Then the mother slapped the bear. Luckily,
the bear was having a good day. He shook his head and sauntered away.
People don't understand. An Adirondack black
bear, for instance, can run 30-40 miles an hour and doesn't
go around some of the smaller trees: he
goes through them.
DAMN, people can be stupid.
KEN C
Ken, so you're saying Bush IS that stupid - I might have to agree.
We went to Yellowstone in 92 or 93, and a park ranger told us
some guy put his toddler on the back of
a giant bison to take a picture . (In Yellowstone, the tutonka
are the size of a Toyota Landcruiser)
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Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was 
times 326,
....this issue it's
times 326
They got
of our boys since last issue.
Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600?
How long before we hit 1000?
Total deaths since President Frog-blaster said, "Bring
'em On": 121
121
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, 1,781 wounded - many of them missing arms, legs and eyes.
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
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moralists, usually come up lousy. You can't
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with the family and pray. He goes sneaking off and blew millions in
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the hotels gave him. Did he stay there alone?
Lying, for hour after hour, leaves you feeling
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a Clinton assistant, Vince Foster, were
huddled in a safe love house until Foster either killed himself or Hillary
took
Foster for a ride in the park. When he
was caught, Limbaugh just shrugged. Probably, he didn't know what he was
saying, anyway. Babbling on Hillbilly Heroin
about Hillary.
Telling this to Americans listeners. His
people are hopelessly, embarrassingly dumb.
Or - sudden revelation! - they're all out
there whacked out on Hillbilly Heroin just like Rush.
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