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"Some found it surprising that one of Arnold's
most outspoken defenders against charges of groping
and harassing women was Susan Estrich...One
could ask how Estrich went from condemning Clarence
Thomas' whispered vulgarities to defending
Arnold's whispered vulgarities in a single decade...Estrich
addresses the moral complexities involved
in the kind of flip-flopping mainstream feminists do all the time."
--Katie Roiphe,
Attribution
I can see someone defending Clarence "Slappy" Thomas.
I can see someone defending Bill Clinton.
But how does a rape victim excuse admitted sexual assault?
Oh, that's right - she gets an appointment from Arnold.
I never thought political power trumped rape.
I learned something new today.
Excerpt:
A British charity has accused the US of
failing to account for $4bnmeant
to help rebuild the country.
The charity, Christian Aid, said the US
has not publicly disclosed its accounts since Saddam was oustedl.
The report's authors calculated that the
CPA had received at least $5bn
in oil revenues and assets seized from Saddam.
However, only $1bnof
this could be traced, while the rest had simply vanished into a "financial
black hole", said the report.
That money went right into the pockets of the B.F.E.E.
Trust me - that $4bn
is just the tip of the biggest iceberg in the history of crime.
US
rejects allegations that Iraqi billions are missing
As long as the B.F.E.E. does the books, backed by our military,
who can stop them?
Excerpt:
Paul Bremer, head of the Coalition Provisional
Authority, said all funds were being spent or transferred
in a "completely transparent" way and that
auditors' accounting of CPA expenditures from those funds
would soon be posted on the internet and
provided to an oversight board.
"The entire accounts of the Development Fund for
Iraq will be posted on the internet and made available
on a regular basis to the members of the
international board," Bremer said.
Mr. Bremer, who will certify how much oil
Halliburton is secretly pumping from Iraq?
You?
You're employed by the people who
are stealing the oil and the money.
...
"Iraq
belongs to me!
'Jesus' struck by lightning
"The actor who plays Jesus in Mel Gibson's
film The Passion of Christ has escaped injury after
being struck by lightning during
filming. The incident, in which star Jim Caviezel did not sustain
an injury, is the second bolt to hit
the set of the movie in Italy. The crew was on a remote location
a few hours from Rome when the storm
occurred. "I'm about a hundred feet away from them,"
producer Steve McEveety said, "when
I glance over and see lightning coming out of Caviezel's ears."
--Ananova,
Attribution
Maybe God doesn't like Mel Gibson movies any more than I do.
Subject: The problem is rich people
Hey, BC,
We need an assets tax
An old idea that would solve a lot of problems
is a federal assets tax, say at a rate of 1% per annum.
This would be like a property tax, only
not just for real estate, but also for stocks, bonds, art, mineral rights,
etc.
Two of the major problems facing this country
are our criminal overload class of parasitic rich people and
the cradle-to-grave brainwashing that prevents
us from learning a proper hatred of rich people and from
demanding that rich people start paying
their fair share.
Brad
(Now with working link)
CBS
Slurs My Dad
by self-serving prick Michael Reagan
Excerpt:
"Ronald Reagan, about to be portrayed as an unfeeling,
forgetful conservative, had the biggest heart
of any President in history - so big that
CBS had no trouble finding it when they decided to plunge a dagger into
it...
(yank me, Michael)
On the day he took office, right after he
was told that the hostages in Iran had been freed, he called President
Carter
and told him, "You're the one who did the
work, you're the one that did so much to free those hostages. You are the
one who should get the credit." And he
gave the former president Air Force One and sent him to Germany to welcome
the hostages. That was the heart of Ronald
Reagan.
Your father
was a pawn in Bush's power grab in the big October
Surprise of 1980.
Your sainted Daddy illegally made a secret
deal with hostage takers in Iran to screw those diplomats.
If you were honest enough to say, "Bush
played by dad for a fool," I could have some pity, but until
you and the others admit the truth, we'll
just go on thinking he was a scumbag who betrayed his country to
steal power so Bush and his BFEE could
run the world from 1981-1993.
Why do you think Neil Bush was to have dinner with Hinckley's brother the day before he shot your dad?
The Attempted Coup D'Etat of March 30, 1991
Excerpt:
On Tuesday, March 31 the Houston Post published
a copyrighted story under the headline:
"BUSH'S SON WAS TO DINE WITH SUSPECT'S
BROTHER, by Arthur Wiese and Margarte Downing.
Scott Hinckley, the brother of John Hinckley
Jr., who is charged with shooting Reagan and three others,
was to have been a dinner guest Tuesday
night at the home of Neil Bush, The Houston Post has learned.
Neil admitted he knew Scott Hinckley. Neil
said the Hinckley family gave big bucks to the Bush 1980 presidential campaign.
Neil was asked if he knew John the shooter
and said, "I have no idea."
Gee, that's a lot different than saying, "No." I wonder why Neil had to straddle that question like his name was Bob Dole?
Was there an investigation of the Neil-Scott connection? What
a stupid question that is.
The Bushes are above all suspicion in every instance
- even when the president has been shot.
What does all this mean?
I suggest you ask yourself, "Would evil
men murder a president to control the world?"
Then, ask yourself, "Why did Bush the
Smarter have to pardon everyone in Iran-Contra?"
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Marty's
Entertainment Page
Springsteen's music in tonight's 'Joan of Arcadia'
Fresh BAGnews
John & Elaine Mellencamp
Ron Howard honored
Sharon Osbourne & hand-painted molds
Mel Gibson's 'The Passion of Christ' to open Ash Wednesday
Celine Dion & the ELLA Award
Ozzy Osbourne's rescheduled European tour
Buh-Bye to 'Brotherhood of Poland, NH'
Another job opening at ESPN
And, GM to rename their LaCrosse in Quebec
Quotes
"This has been terrifying week for people who
are concerned about big government meddling in families'
most personal and painful decisions...I'm
referring, of course, to the unprecedented intervention of Jeb Bush
and the Florida legislature in the
tragic case of Terri Schiavo, and to the Senate vote, supported by Pinhead
Bush,
banning a certain type of procedure
to terminate pregnancies in cases where the mother's life or health are
at risk.
The idea of legislatures, governors
and presidents dictating what families can do in these most private situations
is mind-boggling...What I cannot stomach
is hearing the Brothers Bush, who have presided over a sibling world-record
number of executions, talk about the
sanctity of all human life."
--Dick Meyer,
Attribution
US
Ex-CIA officers seek Senate leak probe
Looks like they don't trust that B.F.E.E. bastard Ashcroft,
either
Excerpt:
Two former CIA officers are asking the
Senate Intelligence Committee to open its own investigation
into who leaked the identity of an undercover
officer.
Jim Marcinkowski, a case officer from 1986
to 1989, said a congressional investigation will be needed
to demonstrate the credibility of an investigation
now under way by the Justice Department.
"I have every confidence they (Justice officials)
will come up with the right conclusion," he saidWednesday.
"But obviously there are going to be people
that are going to question that conclusion, so you might as well
put it all on the table right now."
The B.F.E.E. (Bush Family Evil Empire)
can't afford for anything to be put on the table.
Look for these two to commit "suicide"
very soon.
Can you find the terrorist?
Saw it on MarkFiore.com
Setting
It Right
Three years too late, Gore takes on Bush - great speech!
Excerpt:
It seems obvious that big and important
issues like the Bush economic policy and the first Pre-emptive
War in U.S. history should have been debated
more thoroughly in the Congress, covered more extensively
in the news media, and better presented
to the American people before our nation made such fateful choices.
But that didn't happen, and in both cases,
reality is turning out to be very different from the impression that
was given when the votes - and the die
- were cast.
Since this curious mismatch between myth
and reality has suddenly become commonplace and is causing
such extreme difficulty for the nation's
ability to make good choices about our future, maybe it is time to
focus on how in the world we could have
gotten so many false impressions in such a short period of time.
Quotes
"Is our current situation such that 'the
harder we work, the behinder we get'?" wondered Rumsfeld in the memo.
When I see a memo like this from Rumsfeld,
I
think it's great. You want a Secretary of Defense asking these questions."
--Tony Snow (R-LyingWhore) sitting in for the vulgar
drug addict
Gee, Tony, I'd rather have a Secretary of Defense answering questions - not asking them.
Excerpt:
The ruling, Scalia said, "held to be a
constitutional right what had been a criminal
offense at the time of the founding and
for nearly 200 years thereafter."
If Tony "Three Fingers" Scalia was gay,
he'd be screaming for equality and justice.
Since he's not, he's got that GOP "fuck
'em" attitude.
Scalia adopted a mocking tone to read from
the court's June ruling that struck down state
antisodomy laws in Texas and elsewhere.
Hey Tony, guess what?
We have no respect for the Whore Court,
either.
Scalia wrote a bitter dissent in the gay sex case that was longer than the ruling itself.
Suck on it, Tony.
On Thursday, Scalia said judges, including
his colleagues on the Supreme Court,
throw over the original meaning of the
Constitution when it suits them.
Yeah, like YOU did in December 2000, when you realized your boy
lost the election.
You decided there was no Tenth Amendment and you took the law
into your own, unclean hands.
Oxycodone
(Rx)
(ox-i-koe'done)
Endocodone, M-oxy, OxyContin
OxyFAST, OxyIR, Roxicodone
Supeudol
Controlled Substance Schedule II
Action: Inhibits pain pathways in
CNS, increases pain threshold, alters pain perception
Uses: Moderate to severe pain
Side effects/adverse reactions
CNS: Drowsiness, dizziness, confusion,
headache, sedation, euphoria
GU: Increased urinary output, dysuria,
urinary retention
INTEG: Rash, urticaria, bruising,
flushing, diaphoresis, pruritis
RESP:Respiratory depression
Contraindications: Hypersensitivity,
addiction (opiate)
-Mosby's Nursing Drug Reference, 2003-
"How can you say things like that" some
will ask, seeing as to how I'm in nursing school.
Simple: I think of the lives that have
been destroyed over weed, and this S.O.B's cheerleading of the Repubs'
"War on Drugs"
Look, people who suffer from addiction fall
into three categories:
Those who want to and get better,
Those who want to and CAN'T get better,
and those that should, but don't want to
(or in Rushbo's case, practice what he preaches)
I think that Rush should be offered every
chance towards rehabilitation:
Addiction is a nasty disease. From my understanding,
prisons offer many 12-step groups.
ECL
Clinton
urges candidates not to criticize each other
Maybe Big Dog's been reading bartcop.com?
Excerpt:
"I don't believe that either side should
be saying 'I'm a real Democrat and the other one's not,' or
'I'm a winning Democrat and the other one's
not,''' Clinton said in an interview with American Prospect.
"I think it is highly counterproductive to spend
a great deal of time trying to identify the wings of the party
and having each wing criticize each other.''
The
Card Sharks From Silicon Valley
Computer jocks and math whizzes are winning at high-stakes
poker
Excerpt:
But, as it turns out, Phillips is the one
who should be sweating. When the Legends of Poker tournament,
is broadcast on TV next spring, people
will be yelling at their screens, "Fold! Fold! Fold!"
Miniature cameras will reveal that although
Phillips has a pair of 7s -- a decent hand in no-limit Hold 'Em
-- that crafty coot Cloutier is impassively
sitting on a pair of jacks.
...but you can't be comfortable with Jacks.
I've been in games where I had a 2-3 and folded, then the flop
brings 3-2-3.
...a pair of Jacks ain't Shiite against a full house.
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From: (withheld)
To: comments@avacorusa.com (Rush advertiser)
Subject:Limbaugh
Why would anyone want an alleged "hillbilly-heroin"
addict associated with their products?
Addiction is a serious problem faced by
millions of Americans. In the past your spokesperson (RL)
has denigrated and verbally abused persons
with whom he shared a common malady.
Set addiction aside.
Mr Limbaugh allegedly forced his domestic
employee to buy his illegal drugs. That's against the law.
He allegedly destroyed evidence and forced
(and paid) his domestic to destroy the computer containing
his email orders for illegal drug purchases.
Again against the law.
Unfortunately for us, and you, your products
are on hold in our household (and the households of our
church's congregation) until you publicly
denounce Mr. Limbaugh's affiliation with your products by
removing sponsorship of his program.
On Tuesday, October 21, 2003, at 11:25 AM, Avacorusa CustCare wrote:
Come on Stanley, do you actually
think we buy your story about our products "being on hold
in our house and congregation, etc &
etc." There is no way in heaven and on earth that anyone
would stop using something that was
growing his/her hair back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is not us.
Avacor is a great product.
We plan to continue to advertise on
Rush's show.
Sincerely,
Avacor
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Quotes
"What's really frightening about this Rumsfeld
memo is how clueless it is. Hello, Saddam had nothing to do
with terrorism against the U.S. until
you invaded his country. The "war on terrorists" was weakened, if not
entirely abandoned, in Afghanistan,
and homeland security has always been a sick and frightening joke for
this administration. I thought at least
they had a cynical strategy behind their actions. But I see they really
are blinded by their radical ideology - so
blind, in fact, that they think they can see what the CIA cannot -
like, for instance, imaginary WMDs
and the certainty that happily "liberated" Iraqis will embrace the crook
Chalabi as their rightful leader. Terrifying
really; these people are almost akin to Bolsheviks."
--Eric Alterman,
Attribution
Everyone
Has Value
by my good friend Nick Dupree at
nickscrusade.com
Excerpt:
The value of people with disabilities and
whether or not the government should support them at all is a matter of
contention,
but how this support should be provided
is also hotly debated. Unfortunately, when the Medicaid law was written
in 1965,
the only option to get needed care when
someone became disabled was to send them, often hours away, to a nursing
home
or institution, where they would be isolated.
In the 1980s, medical technology improved enough to allow people with disabilities
to live in their own communities, and new
Medicaid programs beyond what's required by law, called "waivers," began
providing
the in-home care required to make this
possible for a select few. The times have changed, but the law hasn't.
It's 2003, and I
and others still rely on optional waiver
programs that provide home care, but institutions, remaining mandatory
under law, chew up
75% of long term care funding nationally.
This means that when people need care, they most often don't have a chance
for a life
they'd prefer at home; they will be segregated
in the back room of some far-away, expensive institution, and certainly
won't be
seen on a college campus.
This is wrong of course, but few see it,
even the people institutionalized. The nursing home industry is a
lot like The Matrix.
These institutions are artificial worlds
created by corporations or government, little reason for being but to exploit
their inhabitants
for resources. The residents largely
don't know something better exists. They assume The Matrix is the
only reality; it's all that they know.
Quotes
"How can Congress give itself a $3,400 pay
raise while nearly 9 million people
are unemployed, and 2 million have
been out of work for more than half a year?"
-- Rush Feingold
Attribution
Home found for 'sheep of shame'
Excerpt:
Over 50,000 Australian sheep, stranded
at sea for almost three months are being
offloaded in the African nation of Eritrea,
after several countries refused...
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Kucinich Declines "Screamer" Interview
Excerpt:
Turning down the opportunity to reach millions,
Dennis Kucinich has mystified political observers once again.
In a move that will likely further his
reputation as an eccentric, Kucinich has chosen to boycott The
Screamer
charging that the series is irreparably
tainted by host Chris Matthews' conservative agenda.
An opportunity to reach "millions?"
Hardball?
ha ha
I'll bet The Screamer gets 150,000 viewers
on a good night.
I applaud Dennis Kucinich for telling Chris
Matthews to go right to f-ing hell.
He's a lying, opportunistic, B.F.E.E.-payrolled
son of a bitch..
Sidebar:
I was about to say a bunch of good things
about Kucinich, but I went to his website http://www.kucinich.us/
and I am reminded that Kucinich, Gebhardt
and maybe Dean are blaming Bill Clinton for the lost
jobs.
That's right - it's not Smirk that
killed America's economy - Bill Clinton is guilty and Smirk is innocent.
Oh well, I still applaud his telling Chris Matthews to take a f-ing hike.
..
"I'm a
little Bush whore.
If
you ask me, I'll say I'm a Democrat,
but
I had to cross over because Bush
looked
so manly when he landed on the Lincoln."
Subject: Old mail
Subject: bart bart bart bart cmon now of the 3 killed yesterday wasn't 1 a woman???
use soldiers instead of guys and let all
the women out there know you know we women
are doing our part and then some......what
is your problem with this?????
you hate ahnold for dissing women...set
a good example as you do about racism and fascism!!!!!!!!!!!
martha
Martha, it's just a time saver.
Jessica Lynch is the most famous soldier from this war, so everyone
knows women are over there.
It's the same reason I use "black" instead of "African American,"
There's no effort to downgrade or ignore women.
If you had my right arm, you'd use shortcuts, too.
Thank you, Helen
Thomas - one of the few heroes of journalism left.
Thanks to whoever got/sent this - I suspect Mindpilot.
Nobody gets better celeb sticker pics than Mindpilot.
A shot of Chinaco for Helen Thomas!
King
Kirk
Not-Yet-A-Candidate Already Anointed
Excerpt:
Senator Jim Inhofe (R-Pissquik)'s handpicked
candidate, "King" Kirk Humphreys was anointed today
by two more members of the Oklahoman Republican
establishment at a press conference at 10:30 a.m.
"King Kirk isn't even an official candidate for
the United States Senate, and just as we have witnessed in the past,
the Republican party bosses have already
moved in and are trying to anoint someone as Oklahoma's next Senator,"
Oklahoma Democratic Party Chairman Jay
Parmley said today.
"You would have thought after the failed anointment
of Steve Largent for Governor, Cathy Keating for Congress,
and Andy Ewing for Congress that the Republican
establishment would have figured out that Oklahoma voters
find it offensive to try and cram a candidate
down our throats.
"Wake up Senator Inhofe, Congressman Sullivan,
and Mayor LaFortune, this is Oklahoma and we prefer
to have an election -- not a coronation."
Trust me, Jim Inhofe is bigger than God in Oklahoma.
With Jesse Helms gone, Pissquik is the biggest asshole in all
of Congress.
If he wanted bin Laden to replace him (not too far off) Oklahoma
voters would eat it with a spoon.
Jim Inhofe is the leading unfit bastard in a party full of unfit
bastards.
Quotes
"The cost-benefit ratio is against us!
Our cost is billions against the terrorists'
costs of millions."
--From Rummy's
leaked memo, Attribution
Maybe that's because the B.F.E.E. isn't skimming half the money from terrorists.
...probably.
Fork
Tongue gets $500K book deal
"How we Enroned America" due January 2005
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was 
times 344
....this issue it's
times 347
They gotthree
kills since last issue.
..
I want that oil - no matter how many lives it costs!
Soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600?
...and then 1000?
Total deaths since President Giggles said, "Bring
'em On": 139
142
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 1934
1938 we're about to break 2,000
wounded
for Bush's nasty-ass oil hunt and many of them are missing
arms, legs and eyes.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
Sources:
Wal-Mart knew of Illegal Workers
Are they going to claim the tape recording is lying?
Excerpt:
Evidence including recordings indicates
that Wal-Mart had direct knowledge of immigration violations
involving its cleaning contractors at stores
across the country, federal law enforcement sources said.
Federal agents raided Wal-Mart's headquarters
and 60 of its stores across the nation Thursday,
arresting more than 300 illegal workers
in an immigration crackdown at the world's biggest retailer.
The workers were members of cleaning crews
hired by outside contractors, but federal law enforcement
officials who spoke to The Associated Press
on condition of anonymity said Wal-Mart knew of the violations.
They cited recordings of meetings and conversations
among Wal-Mart executives, managers and contractors.
"We have seen no evidence of this from the INS,
and, if that turns out to be true, we will cooperate fully
with law enforcement officials," Wal-Mart
spokeswoman Mona Williams said.
Wow - that last line sounds just like the vulgar addict's, "I am aware of no such investigation."
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Quotes
"Failure, throughout liberalism, gets rewarded."
--the vulgar drug addict
Hey Pigboy, your failure to avoid heroin might reward you
with a lengthy jail term,
but being white and rich and Jeb's friend, I doubt that'll ever
happen.
Arctic ice cap melting at worrying rate: NASA
Excerpt:
The polar ice cap is melting at an alarming
rate due to global warming according to NASA scientists,
with satellite images showing the ice cap
has been shrinking by 10 percent per decade over the past quarter century.
"It is happening now. We cannot afford to wait
a long period of time for technological solutions," said David Rind
of NASA's Goddard Institute for Space Studies
in New York.
"Change is in the air -- literally," he told a press conference here Thursday.
..
NASA
is lying!
There
is no global warming!
The
oil companies promised!
More
study is needed on this!
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Joe
Conason's Journal
Rumsfeld's private candor provides a revealing contrast to
the administration's public bluster
Excerpt:
From the beginning, the Bush administration
has taken inordinate pride in keeping a tight news hole.
The leaks that occur are highly purposeful
-- like the alleged White House outing of CIA agent Valerie Plame.
That could be why the reckless and possibly
illegal leaking of Plame's name stirred so little reaction from
administration officials, including the
president, until the CIA finally demanded prosecution.
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