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Quotes
"You are going to be helping to rebuild a nation.
I can't think of anything more honorable than that.
We won the war, and we're going to
win the peace, regardless of anything you may see in the news media."
--an American colonel who
is still alive Attribution
Excerpt:
The White House reversed itself and promised
the Senate Intelligence Committee
access to all materials requested for its
inquiry into prewar intelligence on Iraq.
The CIA and the State Department already
turned over large quantities of documents
ahead of the committee's deadline last
Friday and more material is coming. White House
acquiescence, on behalf of the National
Security Council, came to committee staff members
late Friday along with notification from
the Pentagon that it also would cooperate.
With these guys, you have to smell a rat.
Between now and the time these documents
were requested - what changed?
What did those months of stalling enable them to hide or destroy?
Trust me, the B.F.E.E. doesn't "acquiesce" to a goddamn
thing.
They steamroll whatever's in their way because they know the
Democrats won't fight back.
What we have here is a classic case of "smart" vs. "nice."
Smart almost always wins a fight with nice.
Hi, Bart,
This is beyond irony. Read it and weep.
It's from the Toronto Star - Canadians still
have a free press.
Ann from Philly
Pentagon
keeps dead out of sight
Bush team doesn't want people to see human cost of war
Even body bags are now sanitized as `transfer tubes'
Excerpt:
Charles H. Buehring came home last week.
He arrived at the air force base in Dover,
Del., in the middle of the night, in an aluminum shipping case draped in
an American flag.
But America never saw Lt. Col. Buehring's
arrival. Americans have never seen any of the other 359 bodies returning
from Iraq.
Nor do they see the wounded cramming the
Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington or soldiers who say they
are
being treated inhumanely awaiting medical
treatment at Fort Stewart, Ga.
In order to continue to sell an increasingly
unpopular Iraqi invasion to the American people, Bush sweeps the messy
parts of war
- the grieving families, the flag-draped
coffins, the soldiers who have lost limbs - into a far corner of the nation's
attic.
You can call it news control or information
control or flat-out propaganda," says Christopher Simpson of Washington's
American University.
"Whatever you call it, this is the most extensive
effort at spinning a war that the department of defence has ever undertaken
in this country."
Simpson notes that photos of the dead returning
to American soil have historically been part of the ceremony, part of the
picture of
conflict and part of the public closure
for families - until now.
"This White House is the greatest user of propaganda
in American history and if they had a shred of honesty, they would admit
it.
But they can't."
"Bring
'em on! We're not scared!
We ain't leaving, and my family's making billions!"
"More and more people want us to go home. Believe
me, we want to go home."
--Pfc. Rachel Bosveld, 19, in a
letter to her family shortly before she died in Iraq Attribution
Subject: Clear Channel and the cyclists
Thanks for bringing that to your readers'
attention. It's dangerous enough trying to be a cyclist in the United States
without having numbskull Morning Zoo DJs
openly encouraging assault on us. I know too many instances where
sheer idiocy has killed cyclists. We don't
need people going out of their way to hurt us, too.
Jon
Marty's
Entertainment Page
'Baron Dave Romm reviews 'Lying Liars' by Al Franken
Fresh BAGnews
'Bernie Mac' sitting out November sweeps
'Coupling' was cancelled
(bartcop.com is funnier than Coupling was)
Sting on rebuilding Iraq and Rod Stewart
P-Ditty finished the NY Marathon
Madonna on celebrity marriages
The World Beard & Moustache Championships
British 'reality' tv show had a tranny surprise
ha ha
Vodou in Haiti
And a bunch of links
Excerpt:
There came a point, just before Christmas
when the pain was too much to bear.
She asked me if cannabis would help her.
In my experience, I said, "Yes, definitely."
Many people do serious things for the wrong
reason, this was not the case. We smoked... she got some much needed sleep
and I cleaned the kitchen and prepared
dinner. No crimes committed here. I was grateful she got some rest. When
she awoke,
a most awesome thing happened. SHE WAS
HUNGRY ! I thanked God and Lord Jesus and cried. I made her
some food,
she ate it and smiled. She said, "Kathy,
I had no idea. I wish I knew sooner how this helps."
I told her, "You know now, so
whenever you need it mom, just tell me."
One time I recall vividly, We had just smoked
before I prepared dinner so she could rest before she ate. She had just
received
this beautiful music box that had one of
her favorite classical music pieces, and she was playing it while she was
resting, waiting
for dinner. Her eyes were closed, her fists
were under her back, (part of her spine had been fused.) and her legs were
rocking
side to side. Her look was peaceful. Her
husband came into the kitchen to discuss her comfort. We must have been
a bit too loud
because all of a sudden her forehead got
all crinkly and she said in a whisper... "SSShhhhhh....
I'm skating!"
We were disturbing her visualization of that peaceful place where cannabis helped her go.
Whore
Court agress with Bart on Commandments Monument
It's about time these on-the-take weasels got one right
Excerpt:
The court quietly rejected appeals from
suspended Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore, who had stupidly
argued that his self-aggrandizing monument
properly acknowledges "God as the source of the community
morality so essential to a self-governing
society."
Moore was suspended as chief justice for
defying a federal court order to remove the monument.
He goes on trial November 12 to face judicial
ethics charges for his refusal to comply with the order.
The court's action is not a ruling on the
Ten Commandments question, it merely reflects the high court's
unwillingness to hear the appeal. Too bad
these appointed-for-life cowards don't have the courage to
decide difficult issues. Instead, they
choose to bury their heads in the sand and duck the question.
Excerpt:
After yet another day of death in Iraq,
this one the worst since U.S. troops entered that country, Bush finds
himself impaled even more firmly on the
horns of a brutal dilemma in which strategic imperatives clash with political
realities.
With U.S. forces facing a widening insurgency
by shadowy forces armed with a deadly and seemingly vast arsenal,
the administration is facing growing pressure
to find more troops for Iraq.
"We cannot solve this problem alone," said Dick
Gephardt, Bush's friend. Gephardt urged Bush to sit down with
foreign leaders, "treat them with respect
and ... get the help that we should get from our friends."
Gen. Wesley Clark, was even more critical.
"We were misled into this conflict without a real strategy for success."
Clark should hire me to punch up his speeches.
I couldn't write them, but I could add
a zinger here and there that would get press attention.
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Subject: Clear Channel
There is something odd about the GOP's inability to understand free speech.
Advocating the murder of bikers seems to
be a common way to drum up controversey at Clear Channel.
In 1998, Ed Tyll was basically run out
of his daytime FM slot for saying on the air (during bike week) that
he was going to start running motorcycles
off the road when their bikes are too loud.
By the way, this is the same Ed Tyll who
was suspended by WGST Atlanta in 1987 for spending about an hour
on the air comparing Congressman John Lewis
to Buckwheat. Then he complains that his "free speech" was violated.
We will have to say it again.
"Free Speech" means that you are allowed
to voice your stupid opinions without going to jail.
When you get fired for it, that is not
a "free speech" issue, that is a "responsibility for your own actions"
issue.
Thanks,
Dave Hardison
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Quotes
"The record speaks for itself. It's a flawed
strategy: an unnecessary war that took us into Iraq and an
economic policy that's been ideologically
driven rather than pragmatically developed. And neither has
benefited the American people or ordinary
working Americans. Beyond that there's an even more important
issue: whether you believe there should
be open and transparent decision-making. It's a danger for democracy
when you hold a meeting with energy
chiefs in the vice president's office and you won't release who came."
--Wesley Clark, on why Dubya should be replaced Attribution
Subject: Is Dean crazy?
What the fuck is with Dean? He wants
to be the president of knuckle-dragging,
mouth breathers with Confederate Flags
on their pickup trucks?
Fuck that--that's who I want my country
back FROM!
My family didn't almost get hurt driving
through the south, burning cities and using
Southern Belles as prostitutes to let those
bastards serve as Attorney General.
Tim H
Howard Dean's Comment Sparks Iowa Dust-Up
Excerpt:
A comment by Howard Dean about Confederate
flags and pickup trucks has embroiled
the leading Democrats in Iowa's presidential
caucuses in a name-calling donnybrook.
"I still want to be the candidate for guys
with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks," he said.
"We can't beat George Bush unless we appeal
to a broad cross-section of Democrats."
I think the second sentence explains the first one.
Remember, Mondale and Dukakis were anti-gun, but in 1992, we
saw pictures of Clinton hunting.
Dean is a liberal from the Northeast, where the smart people
live. He's got to reach out to the toothless idiots
in the South if he's going to beat the never-elected moron. He's
also got to counter those, "I'm from the liberal
wing of the Democratic party," statements to get those uneducated,
backwards southerners to vote for him.
Just one man's opinion...
Excerpt:
Common sense tells us we're being lied
to
again.
If you follow the news even loosely, you
know that American soldiers and Marines are killed and wounded
on a daily basis in Iraq. Just offhand,
the number of wounded appears to be three times the number killed.
So, roughly -- very roughly -- one can
estimate about 1,000 troops wounded in Iraq. It could be twice that, or
more.
I think it's a lot more.
It seems to me the question is - How many names do we want
on the Iraqi Wall?
They say if we pull out, America will lose prestige.
Do we have any now?
I say the greedy Bush bastards will lose prestige when we pull
out.
No Democratic president would ever attack a nation for no goddamn
reason.
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young and in love,
there's
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PR
Specialist Promotes New Book on Lynch "Rescue"
This is the guy who debunked Bush's 1991 "Kuwait incubator"
handjob
Excerpt:
His book "Because Each Life Is Precious:
Why an Iraqi Man Came to Risk Everything for Pvt. Jessica Lynch"
is being promoted by his Livingston Group
colleague Lauri Fitz-Pegado. She is infamous for her work at Hill &
Knowlton PR
in 1990 coaching the Kuwaiti girl called
"Nayirah" in her shocking but phony testimony on Congressional hill
that she'd seen
Iraqi soldiers murdering Kuwaiti babies.
That stunt helped propel the U.S. to war against Iraq in 1991. Fitz-Pegado's
client was
the ruling family of Kuwait and the baby-killing
claims were later shown to be false. The new book is well timed since it
will
precede by a few weeks Jessica Lynch's
own book, half-a-million copies of which will hit bookstores on Veterans
Day, November 11th."
John Stauber, co-founder of PR Watch and
co-author of the book, Weapons of Mass Deception: The Uses of Propaganda
in Bush's War on Iraq. which
takes a look at how the Bush administration's highly successful public
relations campaign sold
the Iraqi war to the American public.
Looks like my good friend Tom Tomorrow did the art
Sidebar:
Some people are pre-wired to hate Jessica
Lynch, but she hasn't told any lies that we know of.
She's become a symbol of the Bush lies
in Iraq, but it sppears she'd rather claim, "I don't remember,"
than play ball with the Usurper's evil
takeover plans. I say she's a hero who served her country.
Old Business:
Remember Bob Livingston?
He now runs The Livingston Group, the crooked and fraudulent promotors of this fake book.
Honorable Robert L. Livingston (Founding Partner)
Honorable? Bob Livingston?
The last time we saw Livingston, he was confessing to being a
scumbag. Not only did he have to confess
being a scumbag, Larry Flynt was going to out him with taped
audio of Livingston taking instructions on how
to properly lick the boots of his armed-with-a-whip dominatrix
while she stood over him barking orders.
Hey, it's OK with me if he wants to be whipped while he licks
it, but he shouldn't be involved in busting
the best president we ever had over getting a little no-whips
tongue from an intern.
Honorable?
If he gets honorable, what do the honorable people get?
The founder of The Livingston Group, former
Congressman Robert L. "Bob" Livingston, provides overall
direction and personal leadership for the
operations of the firm. From 1995 to 1999, Bob Livingston chaired
the House Appropriations Committee on which
he served for 18 years. After a successful legal career in the
public and private sectors, Mr. Livingston
was elected in 1977 as the first Republican to represent Louisiana's
First Congressional District in 102 years.
He was re-elected to the U.S. House of Representatives for eleven
successive terms. Mr. Livingston
was elected by his peers to serve as Speaker-designate for the 106th
Congress, but chose to retire from the
House in 1999.
He did not.
That's a damn lie right there.
His wife negotiated his surrender
like Larry Flynt was skipper of The USS Missouri.
Flynt was going to play the audio, but
Mrs Livingston convinced Flynt that her perverted, vindictive husband would
kill himself if Flynt played those tapes
for the public, so Flynt showed some heart and agreed to not release the
tapes
if Livingston stepped down as the second
consecutive (think Newt) GOP scumbag Speaker of the House
Respected by Republican and Democratic Members alike,
Another lie from the simpering dominated wimp.
Quotes:
"I can tell you that President Clinton was
on top of every issue. He was the smartest guy in the room.
He asked the most penetrating questions,
he didn't forget his brief. He could pose the issues in a way
that demanded honest and constructive
answers. I've talked to people on the inside who have told me,
no, President Bush is decisive. But
the things I see lead me to have concerns."
--Wesley Clark, comparing
the best president with the unelected Pinhead Attribution
Excerpt:
Yes, I admit it: I laughed my ass off when
Rush Limbaugh finally came out of the pill-popper closet--with a little
nudge
from his housekeeper and the National Enquirer.
And why not? One thing that amuses me no end is seeing a blowhard
caught in his own hypocrisy, only to flame
out spectacularly. Didn't the Pigman
say to Wilma Cline that she should
score him an extra big load of OxyContin
that last time in the Denny's parking lot, so he could "go out with a bang,
if you know what I mean"? Seriously, this
is funny stuff.
If Rush Limbaugh had had spinal surgery,
wouldn't we all have heard about it?
What a trooper, having such a major operation
and not telling a soul about it.
What a load of horseapples.
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Quotes
"My philosophy is the United States should
cooperate with others whenever we can and act alone
only if we have to. In the current
government, the conservatives, at least, believe that we should
act alone whenever we can and cooperate
when we have to."
--Bill Clinton, knocking
'em dead Attribution
Subject: bartcop clueless on religion
Dear Mr. Bart:
In future rants against religion,
please be careful to specify that your ire is reserved for fundamentalism.
Liberal religion is your ally, and would
appreciate a little courtesy.
In my Unitarian Universalist congregation
atheists and agnostics outnumber deists and theists. Christians
and Pagans here covenant peacefully together
with Buddhists and Muslims. Mike Morran's sermon yesterday
called me to wake up and smell the outrage.
He jested that liberal religion does not inspire anger that rises to
the level of terrorism, domestic or foreign,
but the choir director's choice of the opening hymn was a subtle
contradiction of his point.
The hymn was written by Theodore
Parker, unindicted co-conspirator in the John Brown raid against
the
Harper's Ferry Federal Armory. Reverend
Parker failed to be convicted of treason and hung because he
was treating TB in Italy, where he
died in 1863. We should speak out and work for peace and justice now
because America's failure in dealing with
Iraqis and other enemies of the Bush Family Evil Empire may otherwise
someday be as obvious as her pre-Civil
War failure in dealing with African-Americans, and then we liberal
religious would once again find ourselves
leading suicide charges into the mouths of much bigger guns.
Ted Parker wrote:
Be ours a religion, which like sunshine
goes everywhere,
It's temple, all space,
It's shrine, the good heart,
It's creed, all truth,
It's ritual, works of love,
It's profession of faith, divine living.
Randy Chase
Randy, I'm not trying to be a smart-ass (for once) but I don't
understand a word you've written.
Yes, fundamentalism is religion squared, but I still can't find
a use for religion.
You can do nice things for people without sacrificing your logic
and common sense.
I'm certainly clueless to the Unitarian
Universalist congregation, and why would they have
atheists, agnostics, deists, theists, Christians,
Pagans, Buddhists and Muslims in the same congregation?
That sounds more like America's melting
pot than a church.
Scary Movie 3
In a weak moment, we decided to see "Scary Movie 3" this weekend.
It wasn't terrible, it wasn't awful, it wasn't extra-gross, but
I'm so old, fart jokes,
and vomit jokes and crotch-kicking over and over just don't make
me laugh.
It wasn't much of a movie movie, it was more like a bunch
of SNL sketches thrown together.
The two funniest parts in the whole movie are (A) Pamela Anderson
saying, "Not that movie,"
and oddly enough - I think the movie uses a different take than
the TV commercials.
The TV ads have Pamela with better timing. The movie cut wasn't
as good, and
(B) the Charlie Sheen bit about Michael Jackson being in his
house and we'd already
seen both those clips a few dozen times on TV ads so the repeats
weren't funny.
Example:
Darrell Hammond has a 60-second role as a Catholic priest who
shows up to babysit a young boy.
He's carrying a bottle of wine and two tall candles that he lights
to create a romantic mood.
I think there was one time when Mrs Bart began to chuckle, but
she stopped herself.
I didn't laugh out-loud the entire movie, and it was billed as
a comedy.
If you're one of the only people in America who hasn't seen it
yet, I recommend you down a pint of
cheap vodka and smoke some really good pot just before you walk
in - to have a chance at laughing.
(Marijuana not legal in all localities, check your local
laws)
Sidebar:
This not very funny movie has made $78M
in twelve days.
GOP
Chairman Blasts Miniseries on Reagans
The truth about Reagan is bad, the Reagan myth
is what's important
Excerpt:
The chairman of the GOP has told CBS' president
that historians should review the miniseries
"The Reagans" for historical accuracy,
or the network should run a disclaimer that the program is fiction.
Oh, Jesus - can you believe that crap? If the GOP wants
a rosie movie where Reagan is protrayed as a
decent man with half a brain, let them produce their own fiction.
They did it with that phoney 9-11 movie that
showed Bush as brave and decisive, when we all saw with our own
two eyes that Bush was a scared bunny,
flying from state to state in a wild panic while Cheney and Condi
were trying to calm him down enough to produce
a TAPED address to the nation. We couldn't get a live message
because Bush kept wetting his pants in total fear,
so they were reduced to producing a tape like bin Laden in a
cave in Afghanistan.
What a disgrace!
The illegal Commander in Thief of the world's only superpower
running like a frightened cockroach.
"The Reagans," a two-part miniseries about former
President Reagan and his wife, Nancy, airs Nov. 16 and 18.
It is being condemned in advance by the
former president's friends and supporters as unfair and inaccurate.
"We live in a culture today of reality TV," GOP
chairman Ed Gillespie said in a conference call Friday.
"Lines between fact and fiction get blurred.
I am concerned that its portrayal of Reagan is not historically accurate."
How absurd, but CBS will probably bend over for the GOP, their
partners in crime.
We know Reagan was guilty of many serious crimes and how do we
know?
President Pinhead has buried his presidential papers to hide
the truth.
We can't handle the truth about Reagan, so we're going with the
Reagan myth.
We keep naming schools and airports after that shallow-thinking
racist,
but that's not even the worst of Reagan - Bush is busy burying
the facts.
If they want Reagan to be remembered, tell Bush to let us have
the truth.
...but they can't, because it'll prove Reagan was a multiple felons
with a string
of worldwide crimes and fixed elections - that's why they have
to bury his records.
Gillespie said he hasn't seen the full miniseries
but is uneasy because of news reports
and brief clips that have been made public.
Bullshit! Talk radio has been hammering this non-story
to death.
Nobody has seen the film, but they're upset anyway - on general
principles.
Reagan was such a small, guilty man, of course they panic at
the thought that his story is being told.
He said he resents particularly how the
miniseries depicts the Reagans' attitude on AIDS
and how it depicts former first lady Nancy
Reagan.
Some of us are old enough to remember Von Reagan's two faces and
his harpy shrew of a wife.
Reagan's attitude towards gays was, "Fuck
'em, they're faggots." I was there. I f-ing
remember.
Like Bush, Reagan had no time or money for "faggots," so he refused
to fund research into AIDS.
And unqualified Nancy was running the White House long before
President Hillary ever did.
Remember Reyjavik, Iceland?
Nancy wouldn't let Ronnie sign a goddamn nuclear missle treaty
with Russia because "the stars weren't lined up."
Swear to Koresh, you older folks know that's true. Nancy's astrologer
said Wednesday (or whatever) was the
wrong day to sign the treaty because Jupiter's moon wasn't rising
- something like that. I'm all for somebody
being interested in astrology, but not when that belief postpones
the signing of an important treaty with life-or-death
consequences for the entire planet. That's way too close to religious
insanity for me.
Reagan's presidency was a lot like Bush's - giant steps backward
into the darkness.
Let CBS show their film and let talk radio whine about it until
the mountains fall into the sea.
I wonder if they'll show how Nancy met Ronnie?
Jack Warner sent Nancy to Ronnie for a calming-down blow job
to get Reagan back in line.
I wonder if they'll mention that Nancy was pregnant when
she got married?
That's right - Ronnie knocked her up, and you just didn't do
that in the fifties.
Only sluts and Warner Brothers studio whores got pregnant when
they were single in the fifties.
I also wonder if they'll mention that
starlet that Reagan raped?
It's another reason the GOP doesn't want
Reagan's story told by anybody but a ditto-monkey.
Hey, BC,
Things are going well for me, but not for the one in eight Americans who are living below the poverty line and often going hungry --
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uselections2004/story/0,13918,1076608,00.html
Warren Buffett is now putting his money into foreign currencies for the first time in his career, because of the treasonous Bush trade deficit.
http://www.fortune.com/fortune/investing/articles/0,15114,525644,00.html
And don't get me started on our lunatic denial of global warming.
What is wrong with people? Why won't
they see problems that are staring them in the face?
What will it take to wake people from their
dream world and get them started on saving their real world?
Brad
Brad, I wish I had the answers.
It seems America doesn't mind being jobless and quagmired in
some fake war and the loss of the Constitution.
As long as the President isn't getting a little tongue from some
intern, the sheep are happy.
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Cats
So - we have the two cats - they just turned
eleven.
Kidless, they've been a big part of our
lives that long.
There's Goldie, the female who acts
just like her daddy - wild, aggresive,
bellicose, suspicious, ready-to-launch,
don't take shit off nobody.
Then there's Bart - who takes after
Mrs. Bart - sweet, considerate,
understanding, willing to negotiate, tolerant,
enjoys the company of mice.
Sunday night, we're watching Sydney in her
blonde-on-black roots wig looking mighty fine,
when Mrs. Bart commented on our two velociraptors,
who were both staring at a piece of wall-meets-floor.
We each thought it was pretty cute, until
I saw or heard something that didn't sound or look right.
I vaulted over the couch (I'm 50) and I
saw Goldie standing there with a small rat in her mouth.
The rat wasn't a baby rat, it was more
of a teen-sized rat. It reminded me of George Stephanopolous.
It was such a Montecore moment, because
Goldie knew she was doing something unusual.
She let me catch her, (funny - that cat-human
telepathy) and then she dropped her rat.
When she dropped it, it was plenty hurt
and disabled, and I thought of Roy Horn.
She could've easily carried the rat unharmed
to wherever its final destination would be
but she put some crush in her carry because
that's what cats do, I suppose.
I scooped up the rat and disposed of it, so now we have to determine
how it got in.
They were both staring at the AC vent, but those slots are only
1/4 inch apart.
The little rat's skull had to be 3/4 inch minimum, so maybe it
was a magic rat.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
I am not looking forward to this...
Last issue it was
times 376
....this issue it's
times 377
The sons of bitches got one
kill since last issue.
..
Please vote to stay the course next November.
Very goddamn soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600?
...and then 1000?
Total deaths since President Smirky McWarhardon said, "Bring
'em On": 171
172
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2110
2149 wounded for Bush's oil hardon.
Many of them are missing arms, legs and eyes.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
VCR Alert
Skin - what a show!
And Las Vegas, which is on at the same time as
Skin,
of course.
Dave has Ashley Judd, Leno (R-Lazy)
has more friends of the Pinhead.
Is
bartcop.com
any good?
Some
reviews by friends and foes
* (Out of five) poor inteface, no thoughts,
2/17/03
Reviewer: John McClane (Isn't
he the guy from Die Hard?)
The site is poor (that
part is very true) and hard to navigate.
ha ha
You have to know how to scroll.
Most of the posts are pure left wing
drivel with no thought whatsoever.
***** (Out of five) Bartcop uses the
"Big Hammer", 6/25/03
Reviewer: Mark H
Easily the most addictive website around,
Bart is a one-man dittohead-spanking machine.
Opinionated, logical, usually sober
and always funny, he amazingly pumps out a packed issue
nearly every day. Top notch site for
true Americans with intelligence and a sense of humor.
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Subject: Mortal error
BC,
The book I wrote you about on the Kennedy
assassination is "Mortal Error" by Bonar Menninger.
His ballistics work gives him a lot of
credibility.
Also here is a question you might ask for
input on. How do we verify the casualty statistics put out by the
government?
My boy is serving in the Army & is
home on 2 weeks leave. It is his opinion from the experience that
he has over there
that we are not being given accurate numbers.
In particular he says he loaded 3 wounded into an evac helicopter &
only
one of the three was alive but he knows
those two deaths were not reported.
Mark
Mark, assume you're being lied to...
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