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Radio Show 18
It's a 32-minute beatdown of Bill O'Reilly. Also, language
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Quotes
"Since 9-11, we have increasingly embraced
at the highest official level a paranoiac view of the world.
Summarized in a phrase repeatedly used
at the highest level, "he who is not with us is against us."
I strongly suspect the person who uses
that phrase doesn't know its historical or intellectual origins.
It is a phrase popularized by Lenin
(Applause) when he attacked the social democrats on the grounds that
they were anti-Bolshevik and therefore
he who is not with us is against us and can be handled accordingly."
-- Zbigniew Brzezinski;
Attribution
Excerpt:
A federal judge in Nebraska blocked implementation
of a federal ban on certain
abortions Wednesday, less than an hour
after Bush signed the ban into law.
Iraq
Tried Last-Minute Deal to Avert War
But Bush's insatiable war hardon forced America into the
quagmire
Excerpt:
As American soldiers massed on the Iraqi
border in March and diplomats argued about war,
an influential adviser to the Pentagon
received a secret message from a Lebanese-American
businessman: Saddam wanted to make a deal.
Iraqi officials, including the chief of
the Iraqi Intelligence Service, had told the businessman that
they wanted Washington to know that Iraq
no longer had WMD, and they offered to allow
American troops and experts to conduct
a search.
Mr. Perle said he sought authorization from
C.I.A. officials to meet with the Iraqis, but the
officials told him they did not want to
pursue this channel, and they indicated they had already
engaged in separate contacts with Baghdad.
Mr. Perle said, "The message was,
"Tell them that we will see them in
Baghdad.".
"War
is good and I'm the man!
It was my chance to be a hero!"
Guy's guest this Saturday: David Corn
Author of "The Lies of George W. Bush: Mastering the Politics
of Deception"
Quotes
"Did Howard Dean manage to get his foot out
of his mouth?"
Stay tuned for just the facts, you
decide."
-- Alan Colmes, whoring for
the enemy, FOX News
Subject: Halliburton
I heard Halliburton advertise on WPHT Philadelphia
today - on the Sean Hannity (R-Nazi) show.
Does that mean our tax dollars that paid
Cheney's company are now being used to prop up right wing talk (READ HATE)
radio?
When did Halliburton begin advertising
on anything?
It is becoming more & more difficult
for these hate radio stations to get anything other than snake oil advertising
- so now we are footing the bill - INGENIOUS
- HUH??? & pretty friggin scary too!
Chuckiewoo
Excerpt:
Rosie O'Donnell taunted a cancer survivor
working at her now-defunct magazine
by saying people who lie "get sick and
they get cancer," the woman testified.
O'Donnell said she later apologized.
Cindy Spengler, who was head of marketing
at "Rosie" magazine, said Wednesday
that O'Donnell made the remark after a
meeting to discuss the magazine's problems.
Spengler said O'Donnell told her that her
silence in the meeting was tantamount to lying.
"You know what happens to people who lie,"
the
witness tearfully quoted O'Donnell as saying.
"They get sick and they get cancer. If they
keep lying, they get it again."
ha ha
What a hateful slut!
You watch - it'll turn out there is a God, and when I get
to the Pearly Gates,
Saint Peter tells me I can only get into Heaven if I first spend
an eternity with
Rosie O'Donnell, Nancy Grace and Laura the Unloved.
Marty's
Entertainment Page
A Bonus 'Disinfotainment Today,' from Michael Dare, by Paul Krassner
'The Hollywood Shuffle' by The Artful Dodger
Iggy Pop & Howard Stern on Dave tonight
'Rum Diary', Johnny Depp & Hunter S. Thompson
Bob Hope Airport
4000 'Wheel Of Fortunes' later
Montel's paraphernalia
Newspapers changing reporting of death in Iraq
Sister Sledge visited Parliament
Courtney Love says she's not an addict
8 million units of 'Finding Nemo' sold in 1 day
And, the 'Austin Area Pro-Life Concrete Contractors & Suppliers
Association' vs. Planned Parenthood.
Patriot
Act Used Against Strip Club
They knew he was religiously-insane when they confirmed him
Excerpt:
Two of Nevada's lawmakers blasted the FBI
for employing the act in the Galardi probe, saying the agency overstepped
its bounds.
Sen. Harry Reid, D-Nev., said Congress
intended the Patriot Act to help federal authorities root out threats from
terrorists and spies
after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.
"The law was intended for activities related to
terrorism and not to naked women," said Reid, who as minority whip is the
second
most powerful Democrat in the Senate.
"Let me say, with Galardi and his whole gang,
I don't condone, appreciate or support all their nakedness. But having
said that,
I haven't heard anyone say at any time
he was involved with terrorism."
Rep. Shelley Berkley, D-Nev., said she was
preparing an inquiry to the FBI about its guidelines for using the Patriot
Act in cases
that don't involve terrorism. The law makes
it easy for citizens' rights to be abused, she said.
"It was never my intention that the Patriot Act
be used for garden-variety crimes and investigations," Berkley said.
But if you'd read bartcop.com
you'd know Bush and his B.F.E.E. thugs would abuse this law.
Why the fuck do you think the sane people
were fighting against a law that strips us of all our rights?
You watch, between now and the election,
the B.F.E.E. will be caught using the Patriot Act to spy or
get information on Democrats. After they
are caught, the press will downplay it and the Democrats will say,
"We're sure this was an exception, not the
rule, because Bush is an honest man."
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"I love my Dubya!"
Excerpt:
"If he gets more explicit, or allows the
flag-draped coffins of fallen heroes to be photographed coming home, it
will just
remind people that the administration said
this would be easy, and it's teeth-grindingly hard. And that the administration
vowed to get Osama and Saddam and W.M.D.,
and hasn't. And that the Bush team that hyped the presence of Al Qaeda
in Iraq has now created an Al Qaeda presence
in Iraq. And that there was no decent plan for the occupation or for
financing one, no plan for rotating or
supporting troops stretched too thin to guard ammunition caches or police
a
fractious society, and no plan for getting
out."
As the White House points out, Mr. Bush cannot fairly pick and choose which memorial services to go to, or which deaths to speak of.
"If a helicopter were hit an hour later, after
he came out and spoke, should he come out again?" Dan Bartlett, the White
House
communications director, told The Times's
Elisabeth Bumiller, explaining Mr. Bush's silence after the Chinook crash.
The public,
he added, "wants the commander in chief
to have proper perspective, and keep his eye on the big picture and the
ball."
The ball for fall is fund-raising. President
Bush has been going full throttle since summer, spending several days a
week flying
around the country, hitting up rich Republicans
for $2,000 checks. He has raised $90 million so far out of the $175 million
he
plans to spend on a primary campaign in
which he has no opponent."
ha ha
Thanks to Zendaba and General Daoud
Ronald
Reagan's Records
Sixty-eight things about Reagan the GOP wants buried
"You'll
get the truth from Karl Rove."
Excerpt:
Scientific evidence will pinpoint paroled
Arkansas rapist Wayne DuMond as the person
who killed a suburban Kansas City woman
three years ago, a prosecutor told jurors as
DuMond's first-degree murder trial opened
Monday.
DuMond was convicted in Arkansas in the
1984 rape of a Forrest City teenager who is
a distant cousin of Bill Clinton, then
Arkansas' governor. DuMond was castrated in 1985
while awaiting trial and said it was the
work of masked men who broke into his home.
There's a lot I don't know about castration, but how is this guy
still raping women?
Doesn't a man lose all of his sex drive after being castrated?
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Technically, there's probably a way to transfer those without
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Subject: possible Spring Pokerfest?
BC,
Ijust saw that possible Spring
Pokerfest might be at Foxwoods....
all I have to say is WOOO HOOOO!!!
My family lives about 40 minutes from there,
and I live about 2 and 1/2 hours...
so sign me up, no questions asked...check
out Mohegan Sun too, they did an $800 million
expansion a year or 2 ago, so now they
rival Foxwoods in size...but Foxwoods still remains
the single largest casino in the World...
hope it happens!
alex
Alex, we're thinking about early May.
See you then.
Sidebar:
We are planning the Winter
Pokerfest in New Orleans.
We're looking at the weekend before the
Super Bowl, January 23-24, 2004.
Last time, we had more players than chairs,
so we might do Friday and Saturday
to be sure everyone who wants to play in
the poker tournament can do so.
I'm still waiting to hear back from Harrah's
Poker Room in New Orleans.
If they don't want to cooperate, we always
have friends at the Horseshoe.
Struggle
Continues For Human Rights
by Joe Conason
Excerpt:
Among the favorite themes lately for White
House spokesmen, both official and unofficial,
is Saddam Hussein's horrific record of
human-rights violations. Saddam's abuse of his own
citizens is often cited these days to justify
the war in Iraq, which no longer seems to have been
absolutely necessary to defend us from
his forbidden arsenal (which no longer seems to exist).
According to administration officials and
approved ideologues, opposing the war is the same
as endorsing the deposed regime's hideous
oppression.
Why would anybody besides the super-rich
vote for this thief, killer and bungler?
Quotes
"Forty years ago an important Presidential emissary
was sent abroad by JFK. The US was facing
the prospect of nuclear war. These were
the days of the Cuban Missile Crisis. Several emissaries
went to our principal allies. One of them
was Secretary of State Dean Acheson, whose mission was
to brief President De Gaulle and to solicit
French support in what could be a nuclear war. Acheson
briefed the French President and then
said, "I would like to show you the photographs we have of
Soviet missiles armed with nuclear
weapons." The French President responded by saying,
"I do not wish to see the photographs. The
word of the President of the United States is
good enough for me. Please tell
him that France stands with America."
Would any foreign leader today react the
same way to an American emissary who would go abroad
and say that country X is armed with weapons
of mass destruction which threaten the United States?"
-- Zbigniew Brzezinski; Attribution
"Screw
the French, screw Germany, screw Japan,
screw Russia, screw Italy and everybody else.
Try to stop us at your own peril."
Free Yourself from Nazi Talk Radio: 12 Steps to Recovery
Excerpt:
Step 11: Refrain from rewriting political
history.
Its now time to admit that George W. Bush
and his administration have been lying to us about the war on terror,
the invasion of Iraq, taking away our freedoms
with The Patriot Act, and misleading the America people on issues
from the environment to taxes to jobs.
Know now that George W. Bush was selected not elected, and the election
was stolen from Al Gore. You may now research
beyond propaganda from right-wing think tanks and Faux News
to understand things as they really exist
in the world. Stay in touch with the many progressive news sites (like
this one)
and publications and encourage our mainstream
media to stop being cowed by right-wing bullies and corporate paymasters.
Reports:
Lynch Book Says She Was Raped
There are times when I don't want to be right
Excerpt:
Jessi lost three hours. She lost them in
the snapping bones, in the crash of the Humvee,
in the torment her enemies inflicted on
her after she was pulled from it," writes Bragg,
according to a report in Thursday's Daily
News, which obtained a copy of the book.
"The records do not tell whether her captors assaulted
her almost lifeless, broken body
after she was lifted from the wreckage,
or if they assaulted her and then broke her bones
into splinters until she was almost dead,"
Bragg continues.
Click Here Now with working link
Excerpt:
Yes, I admit it: I laughed my ass off when
Rush Limbaugh finally came out of the pill-popper closet--with a little
nudge
from his housekeeper and the National Enquirer.
And why not? One thing that amuses me no end is seeing a blowhard
caught in his own hypocrisy, only to flame
out spectacularly. Didn't the Pigman
say to Wilma Cline that she should
score him an extra big load of OxyContin
that last time in the Denny's parking lot, so he could "go out with a bang,
if you know what I mean"? Seriously, this
is funny stuff.
If Rush Limbaugh had had spinal surgery,
wouldn't we all have heard about it?
What a trooper, having such a major operation
and not telling a soul about it.
What a load of horseapples.
As soon
as I get loose,
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Quotes:
"The Bush White House tried to intimidate me
and to discourage others from exposing the lies
they told to justify the war. Some
senior people in the Bush administration betrayed our country
by exposing my wife's cover at the
CIA because they deemed their political agenda to be more
important than our national security.
Not so. George Bush's Administration has betrayed our trust.
I know that personally."
- Ambassador Joe Wilson
in his statement in support of John Kerry for President
Saw
it on Michael Dare's Disinfotainment page
Impeachment Alert:
Bush
Plans to HIRE Saddam's Brutal 'Torturers and Murders and Thugs'
Now that our troops have proven that Iraq
had no WMD's or ties to Al Qaeda, Bush's only
remaining justification for W-ar is to
claim that he ended Saddam's "brutal regime." On 11-4-03,
Bush vehemently denounced the members of
that regime: "Saddam loyalists, those are the people, the
torturers and murders [sic] and thugs that
used to benefit from Saddam Hussein's regime."
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/11/20031104-3.html
Yet on THE VERY SAME DAY, the Busheviks
announced plans to HIRE those TORTURERS
AND MURDERS AND THUGS, part of the "creation
of an Iraqi-led paramilitary force composed
of former employees of the country's security
services and members of political party militias"!!!
So much for "Occupation Iraqi Freedom" -
let's now call it "Operation Iraqi Betrayal."
It's the same old brutal Baath regime,
now under Bush - a "Bushist" regime.
Bush has BETRAYED Iraq - he should resign
immediately or be IMPEACHED!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A858-2003Nov4.html
We have added this item to our ongoing Impeachment
Petition:
http://democrats.com/impeach
from Bob at Democrats.com
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Subject: When Pickles Bush killed her fiance...
Today is the 40th anniversary of Laura Bush's car crash in which her boyfriend was killed.
Keep in mind the way the right-wingers celebrate
Chappaquiddick.
Yet today, we'll hear nary a peep.
-dp-
DP, just so everyone knows, it's not like Laura was driving her fiance and had a wreck and he died.
He was in another car when she hit him,
head on, but since she's a Bush, and married to the biggest
monkey in the B.F.E.E., we're not
supposed to talk about why and how she killed him.
Boy, just think if talk radio was balanced...
Hope Dies Last: Keeping the Faith in Difficult Times
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Quotes
"The Republican Party is in deep trouble...
Telltale signs of GOP desperation are everywhere...
Barbara Bush recently described the
9 Democratic candidates for president as a 'sorry group.'
The Democratic lineup contains two
decorated war veterans, a Rhodes Scholar, a top West Point grad,
a longtime legislator, a successful
mayor and governor, and numerous other public servants, none of whom
warrant such an undignified characterization.
Especially not from the matriarch of three substance-abusing
grandchildren, a felonious whoremonger
son (Neil), ethically challenged son (Marvin), HMO-fund-embezzler
and election thief (Jeb), coke-sniffing
AWOL Air Guard pilot son (W.), vehicularly homicidal daughter-in-law
(Laura) and father- and grandfather-in-law
who traded with Nazi Germany."
--Alan Bisport, Republicans
on the Ropes
Quotes
"The best I can do is to listen and hug and
empathize as best as I can empathize.
I suspect the citizens here,
who are at the darkest moments, will find light when a fellow citizen loves
them."
--Dubyass, touring
the wildfire damage in California Attribution
No, the best you could've done was release those
funds to clear brush away when Gov Davis asked for them,
but you're still punishing California for not voting for your
Nazi ass.
Of course, the networks, media and talk radio say it's all the
fault of Gray Davis and, of course, Bill Clinton.
Subject: VCR Alert?
Dear Bart,
I am having a hard time figuring out if
your insincere or just plain foolhardy.
How much "free" time to you think people
have?
People are concerned and locked in a life
and death struggle for country and planet,
they happen by your site as they continue
to educate themselves so as to divine what is
necessary to grapple with the humungous
task at hand, and you are recommending they
waste thier time with frivolous crap and
the boob tube!
Get rid of that soul robbing, spirit numbing
Pavlovian tool of generations past. Look where it got us!
Why not just add a link to TV guide?
I know your going to say You need time off
to kick back and relax so as not to burn out your delicate spirit,
but sorry pal, this ain't 1956. Not only
does the situation demand that you forgo this idiotic "luxury", but by
all means please quit recommending it!
Fearing like behaviour I am removing myself
from my Tequila regimen, and just ordered a case of Absinthe.
Fellow Human,
Tom
Yes, Master.
Barry Crimmins
Hello Dangerous Leftist Element,
I stole a few moments from my recently ridiculous
schedule to record a new satirical essay
for the Christmas Coup Comedy Player's
show tomorrow (Thurs) at 11AM EST on WBAI NY 99.5 FM
-- listen live through the magic
of streaming audio at http://www.wbai.org.
Check it out, I think you'll enjoy it.
Then on Friday evening at 6:30 PM EST I
will be joining Linda P. and Chuck U on No Censorship Radio
on WMBR 88.1 FM on the Greater Boston
radio dial, also available in streaming audio at http://www.wmbr.org
Don't forget my three shows this weekend
at the Firehouse Center for the Arts One Market Square
Newburyport, MA 01950
Ph: 978-462-733 http://www.firehousecenter.com
The Shows are Thurs, Fri, Sat, Nov 6-8--
all at 7:30 PM
Subject: Feedback on your Radio Site
Number eighteen was the greatest!
You are getting better with each show.
James
Subject: Show 18 - Listening to it again and again!
Bart,
Outstanding show. You really got into
a "Bart-groove" on this show - it's good for the soul, man.
As I type it's nearing the end of its second
loop.
And I'm not saying this just because you're
hammering O'Reilly instead of Limbaugh.
Seriously, if shows like this one were
on the air every day I'd look forward to my hour-long commute.
Phil T
http://pssht.com/FauxNews/biobillow.html
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
times 378
....this issue it's
times 381
The sons of bitches got three
kills since last issue.
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Please vote to stay the course next November.
Very goddamn soon, we'll be at 400.
How long before we hit 600?
...and then 1000?
Total deaths since President Smirky McWarhardon said, "Bring
'em On": 173
176
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2149
2176 wounded for Bush's oil grab.
Many of them are missing arms, legs and eyes.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
Bart,
Have you bought stock in Halliburton so
you can get rich? I have.
Bechtel and some others, too. I'm
raking in the dough.
Dow Jones should hit 10,000 this week or
next.
Also, oil stocks sound good since Friends
of Bush (FOB) seem to be very prosperous.
Why not advise your "fans" that it is a
great time to invest in BFEE companies and projects.
You do want your "fans" to be prosperous,
or don't you care?
Bob Booger
Booger, you're getting rich off this stock?
I don't know much about the stock market, but it seems that Halliburton
stock went from $23 to $24
in the last two years. You'd have to have thousands
of shares to make real money off a one dollar "jump."
But that raises a good question - where are all those billions
they get from the government?
Halliburton is charging taxpayers (does that include you?) $2.50
a gallon for gas - in a country with more oil than Texas.
Booger, I think you're getting hosed.
VCR
Alert
(Clearly not obeying my Master)
A double shot of Friends, a sweeps Survivor
and Tru Calling and that's just the first hour. Then a sweeps
C.S.I.
Thursdays put Mrs Bart in a good mood, so my life gets immeasureably
better.
And I know a lot of people hate her, but Jessica Lynch might
be doing an interview on Prime Time
with that scurrilous, back-stabbing, unethical, peroxide-using
bimbo that works for ABC News.
Plus, there's a reason why Howard Stern hasn't been on Dave for
many years. Maybe they'll talk about that.
Not sure why, but Dave's had on a lot of guests lately who haven't
been on his show for a while.
Is Dave feeling his mortality with the baby in his life?
A cold day in November
Excerpt:
(Voting) was almost like going to an ATM
with two notable exceptions. First, I didn't walk away with any cash.
Second, I didn't get a receipt confirming
my transaction. So, I challenged the poll worker and asked,
"How do I know that my vote was registered?
I'd like to validate that my vote is correct." In the old
days I could
look at the card and make sure the numbers I
punched matched the numbers I wanted to punch on the ballot.
"All the votes are counted. There's a print-out." was the reply I received.
"Can I see my vote?"
"You're not supposed to."
Arnold's True Lie
Excerpt:
Spurred by a provocative e-mail sent by
Schwarzenegger campaign spokesman Sean Walsh,
some local and national television and
radio personalities broadcast false information that the woman,
Rhonda Miller, had a six-page rap sheet
of felony arrests and convictions when the truth was she has
never been in trouble with the law. The
misinformation that she had a criminal record on file in L.A.
Superior Court would not be corrected until
after the election.
"What's
wrong with smearing some bitch that gets in your way?"
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Bart,
I thought someone in the Treehouse might
enjoy seeing the photos I took when I went
with one of the Cape Cod Meet-up groups
for General Clark to the pre and post debate festivities.
Look how close we got to The General!
What a great time!
Anne
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I will buy a car for the first person to get a picture
of General Clark holding a bartcop.com sticker.
Today's issue went up a little early, so I can work on the radio
show.
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ever.
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