Quotes

"My hope is that he'll demand to be given the maximum sentence at the most dangerous Florida prison.
  Hopefully with an African-American cellmate who heard his Donovan McNabb comments on ESPN."
     --Al Franken, saying Limbaugh should be treated in accordance with his views on punishing drug offenders,  Attribution

  Click Here

  Excerpt:
 The Bush administration stopped a group of former American POWs from collecting federal
 court-ordered compensation for their torture by Saddam Hussein's government during the Gulf War.

 When the freed American POWs had returned home from the Persian Gulf War in March 1991,
 Dick Cheney, then secretary of defense, welcomed them at Andrews Air Force Base, MD with the words:
 "Every man and woman who cares for freedom owes you a very special measure of gratitude."

 Last year, the former Gulf War POWs had sued Iraq for damages from mistreatment by Saddam's regime
 while they were in captivity. Then last July 7 ÷ three months after the fall of Saddam's regime ÷ U.S. District
 Judge Richard Roberts ordered Iraq to pay the 17 ex-POWs and their families $653 million in compensatory
 damages and $306 million in punitive damages.

 Roberts ordered a temporary freeze on $653 million in Iraqi assets then held in the Federal Reserve Bank
 of New York, as a source of money for the settlement.

 But the Bush administration stopped payment arguing that the money was instead needed for reconstructing Iraq.
 Most of Iraq's money was slated by Bush for shipment to Baghdad where U.S. soldiers are handing out the cash
 to Iraqi civil servants and military pensioners.
 

 Just like that $87B that had to be a gift, not a loan to the B.F.E.E., they're just stealing that money.
 The B.F.E.E. has a legal right to any asset Iraq has, thanks to a law Bush pushed thru with Democrats helping.
 And anybody who asks about the stolen billions is helping Osama ...and here comes Ashcroft to arrest you.

 Bush said hundreds of times during the 2000 campaign - "Help is on the way,"
 but when "help" arrived, it was in funding cuts and health care kiss-offs for the amputees.
 

..
 "I love the military - I'll do anything for 'em unless it involves money!
   I'm a big hero and the American media loves me!"

  Click  Here
 
 

..
  I'm a disaster!

 CSI Delivers

 Last Thursday on CSI, they f-ing HAD the guy, and everybody knew it.
 The evidence was f-ing 100% against this scumbag, so why bother with a trial?

 This is Bush's Justice Department - in real life.

"I'm a disaster."

 There was a screw-up in the warrant, the judge ruled the bloody knife was not admissable.
 They knew they had the raping, murdering bastard cold-to-rights, (It that a phrase?)
 but because of some faggot, ACLU, anti-American, Al Qaeda sleeper cell Constitutionalist lawyer,
 the tainted evidence was thrown out and the C.S.I. dudes were back to an absolutely a blank slate.

 Funny thing, when they looked at the evidence without the bloody knife, turns out Murder Boy
 didn't have anything to do with the coed's killing besides the murder weapon being found in his car.

 Turns out - Car Wash Boy killed the coed.  Car wash boy saw the guy's parking permit on the windshield
 that proved the unlucky bastard lived in the same complex as the coed and planted the bloody knife.
 The guy they knew was guilty, was some schmuck getting his car washed at the wrong time.

 This is Bush's Justice Department.
 Or, it could be real life.

 There's a reason we USED to have Miranda rights.

 Cops pull over some black teenager and tell him he's getting 30 years in prison unless he gives them three
 drug dealers right now, and agrees to testify against these "dealers" at trial,  because we know "those darkies"
 are all into sex, liquor and drugs so let's lock them all up and clean up our streets to save our children.

 Bush's crooked court wants to do away with Miranda, so more African-Americans can be locked up.
 They think America would be better if she was whiter, and black suspects are guilty, probably, anyway.

  http://amcop.blogspot.com

 Subject: Marc Perkel

 Bartcop,
 Who's side is this guy Marc Perkel on?

 That son-of-a-bitch hates the USA and is a fricking communist.
 Is he some left wingnut buddy of yours?

 Yes, he produces (as in financially) this page.
 he doesn't hate America - he's fighting to get America back, like I am.
 

 He asked today:  Is America torturing prisoners?

 Oh please - have you ever read  bartcop.com?
 Of course Bush is torturing POWs in Cuba - that's why they're not being held in America,
 because Bush doesn't want some federal judge to tell him to stop sticking cattle prod up the asses
 of the "suspected" criminals they've kidnapped to Cuba.
 

 Only an anti-American scumbag would even think such a thing let alone say it.

 You mean because it's so goddamn horrible you want to pretend it's not true?
 Wake up - Bush is not only torturing those people, he's giggling while he does it, the bastard.
 

 I have seen his postings before and they are alway anti-American and pro-Communist.
 Why do you let this creepy buttwipe post on your website?  He is death to your fans.

 Honesty will never be death to "my fans."
 

 He never offers any proof of his allegations.  What shred of truth is there to "torturing prisoners?"
 The opposite is the case.  We coddle them with blankets, Korans, special dietary food and just about
 everything they want except freedom which they don't deserve as combatant detainees in an on-going war.

 The proof is in the location. We had to hire Halliburton to build jails in Gitmo because they didn't have any.
 We could've gotten that torture chamber built in Georgie or Carolina for half price,  but Bush had to build his
 private torture chambers off the continent so he could break the laws against torching unconvicted suspects.
 

 The last thing we want is the leftist media and a leftwing Red Cross to go in there and lie about it.
 Dump that communist jerk Marc Perkel.  He hates you!
 Paul White

 Yeah, Perkel hates me so much he put BartCop on the www and paid the frieght the last six years.
 By the way, if you're such a friend, why do you hate the left?

  How does Oklahoma compare to other states?

 Rank Measure

 41     Infant Mortality
 41     Working Poor
 41     University R & D
 41     Personal Income from Dividends, Rent & Interest
 42     SBIR Grants
 42     Private R&D
 43     Teen Pregnancy
 43     Employer Health Coverage
 43     Average Annual Pay
 44     Poverty Rate
 44     Vehicle Miles Traveled
 44     Uninsured Low Income Children
 44     Households with Computers
 44     Average Teacher Salary
 45     Recycling Rate
 46     Bridge Deficiency
 48     Change in New Companies
 48     Deaths from Heart Disease
 49     Federal R& D

 I think we're in the forties in divorces, too.
 If we get the chance - we're gone.

 Help Bart and Mrs Bart escape Oklahoma - subscribe to BartCop Radio today.

 Saddam has a new tape out?

 Suggestion:
 Any radio or TV station that plays a tape of Saddam asking Iraqis to kill
 American soldiers should be reduced to rubble before the tape finishes airing.

 Why does the military stand by and let people hear those tapes?
 Baghdad is hundred of miles from any other country.
 I can't get OKC stations in Tulsa (90 miles away) so Baghdad must be broadcasting
 these "kill them all" tapes, so why are we allowing those broadcasts to continue?

 Condi is a murderer

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:.
  If you pay someone to go out and shoot someone, you are as guilty of homicide
 as the person who actually pulls the trigger. That is the truth.

 Following that logic, Aaron McGruder, the cartoonist behind the often brilliant strip "Boondocks"
 was absolutely correct when he called US National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice "a murderer"
 on last weekend's edition of the television show "America's Black Forum."
 

...
 "Killing is OK if it's about oil!

 Last night, CNN did a piece on soldiers who had kids, but died before they ever got to see them.

 It's so f-ing sad and unnecessary.
 All those thousands of families scarred forever and for absolutely no damn reason.
 Saddam was never a threat to us - it was all about B.F.E.E. greed and stealing Iraqi oil.

 I'm old - I've seen this movie before.

 One by one, senators will come out against this war.
 The smart ones come out early, the B.F.E.E. senators getting super-rich will be the last, but they'll all come.
 Bush will become the modern day "Nixon" the GOP will have to live down.
 The next GOP "hero" will be to Bush what Reagan was to Nixon - "Not that guy."

 Meanwhile, the military death teams continue to knock on doors.

 Everybody, even the staunchest Bush fans, know the B.F.E.E. keeps changing the reason why we
 had to invade Iraq before we could supply the troops with kevlar vests and rifles that work.

 It's fucking madness.

 People ask, "Why did Germany go along with Hitler's murdering madness?"
 I'm asking, "Why are WE going along with Bush's murdering madness?

 Subject: Cruise did all those stunts

 Cruise *did* do all of those stunts.
 I worked at the company that did all of the rig removal.
 The frame-by-frame painting out of the (multiple) safety harneses
 that Cruise was wearing when he performed those "stunts".

 KS
 

 So, Cruise is a mountain climber like Bush is a president.

 Quotes

"We don't have a strategy to win or get out. It's like the movie 'Groundhog Day.'
  I wake up every morning and think I'm back in 1967 listening to Lyndon Johnson say,
  'Stay the course.' Only you don't stay the course when it's a deadly course."
    -- Max Cleland,  Attribution

 What's In A Name
    by Kelley K

  Click  Here

 Here is something I wrote last year about that Liberto attack/smear piece in Salon.
 I thought you might want to see this (I think you'll like it).

 Subject: I got on the Glenn Beck show

 Click  Here

 Subject: odds and ends

 Sam,

 I need to know if Bart has ever met  Shrl or talked on the phone with her.
 I love your site, and always scroll all the way to the bottom to see the new pic of  Shrl.
 From his remarks, I would think not. But then the idea of a man obsessed  comes into play.
 Which is it?

 RK in Seattle
 

 I have not met or talked to Shirley.
 If we meet, she'll have to do all the talking because I'll be
 standing there like Ralph Kramden saying, "Hamana, hamana, hamana..."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 I see the AARP has put its two cents into the debate on the Medicare prescription drug program.
 Looks like they're once again shoving their members out in front of a Republican freight train.
 This plan is so badly written that a CPA, a lawyer and a priest together can't tell you whether
 seniors will be better off or worse.
 

 Hey, if Bush will screw brave soldiers under fire securing his stolen oil,
 I have no doubt he'd screw some old folks to make the HMOs happy.

 Fan Mail

 Hey Bart,
 Maybe this will motivate some of the doubters that it's time to bring the troops home.

..
 A child, age six, watches nervously as a US soldier ties her up.

..
 Fearful women and children are bound by US soldiers

 These pictures are said to be of US soldiers tying up women and children in their homes.
 The pictures are said to be from Aljazeera.net.

 These are the pictures the whole world is seeing - at least the countries
 that have a press that's not owned by the B.F.E.E.

 This is another reason why Bush and America are hated around the world.
 How would you feel if "freedom fighters" from another country invaded your land,
 invaded your house and tied up your mother and your brothers and sisters?
 

 Then again, maybe you've only got space to tell us what a hero Jessica is.
 Wal
 

 Wal, even if you send me 1,000 mock mails, I'm sticking with Jessica Lynch.

 Bart:  Just love your site.
 Ever since I found out a former co-worker and friend leaned left like I did, and she gave me a link to your site.
 I've been reading it ever since -- probably right after Pinhead stole the election.  I needed a place to go to
 commiserate and am so grateful that Bartcop hates the repugs as much as I do.

 Surrounded by repugs at work, my friend and Bart were my only outlets for outrage.
 Thanks for being there, Bart.  Your site is great.  And by the way, I love the Beatles.
 Glad to hear you finally mention them, or John Lennon, recently on your site.
 Anyway, just wanted you to know I'm from your generation and love the Fab Four together and separately!!!!

 Linda from South Jersey and Philly

 Pigboy Top Ten
  as seen on Dave, thanks to Alex t

 Top Ten Signs Rush Limbaugh Might Not Be Ready To Come Back To Work

 10. "Accidentally" falls down stairs 2, 3 times a day to get the pain pills

 9. Named his two new puppies "Oxy" and "Contin"

 8. Keeps going up to the roof to see if he can fly like that guy from "The Matrix"

 7. Thoroughly enjoyed last night's "Becker"

 6. He's currently following Phish around the Pacific northwest

 5. Responds to all callers, "Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty"

 4. Could swear he saw sheep being herded down Broadway

 3. Yesterday he did a three hour show into the drive-thru speaker at Jack in the Box

 2. These days, only 80% blowhard

 1. Released amateur sex video making love to himself

 Subject: Murder on their minds

 Dear Bart:

 The author of that little scenario wasn't targerting Breaux because he does [or doesn't] know
 he's a DINO. His list was of  Dems from states with Rethugilcan governors--because the govs will
 appoint GOPpers to fill out the terms of the assassinated congresspersons.

 See, the author wants to *go back* to Constitutional methods *after* his guys have killed the Democrats.
 Christ, save me from your followers.

 Brett K
 Springfield, MO (Asscroft's home town!)

 Recovery? What recovery?

 We are hearing in the news that we are in an economic recovery and that we have strong economic growth.
 Is this true? I really doubt it.
 I think that the Bush controlled media is trying to pull yet another illusion and create a recovery where there is none.

 First - the Christmas season is not a recovery. Stores hire more people temporarilly for Christmas.

 Second - the spending of another 87 billion dollars on Iraq is not a recovery.
 That borrowed money that is being wasted.
 Spending money on Iraq is the economic equivelent of buying Crack Cocaine with a Credit Card.
 It does not add to the economy.

 What is the real test for recovery?
 We have nearly a 1/2 trillion dollar deficit and the deficit has almost doubled since last year.
 The economy has lot 3 million jobs since Bush took office.
 Get past that and we'll talk about economic recovery.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA

 Quotes

 "Mom, the Iraqi man broke my arm."
    Jessica Lynch, full of drugs, partially remembering those lost three hours (TIME Magazine)

 Subject: Celebrity Poker

 Sam,

 Bart might be interested in this little tidbit and I was wondering if you may be so kind as to pass it along,
 given that he loooooves poker.  Bravo is running a new show called "Celebrity Poker Showdown" starting
 on December 2, 2003 at around 8 or 9 pm CST (not sure on the exact time).

 The show will include people like Martin Sheen, Richard Schiff, Allison Janney, Don Cheadle, etc. playing high-stakes poker.
 Sounds like fun.  I will definately be tuning in to watch.  Just thought I would pass it on.  Keep up the good work:)

 Vikki C
 

 Vikki, thanks, I didn't know about that.
 We're still planning our Pokerfest, but I need to be sure I can afford it :)

 Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq

 Last issue it was times  421  ....this issue it's  times 422

 Soon - we'll be at 500, and then 800 and then 1000.

 When we we stop this madness?

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         Please vote for me.    I'm a man of peace.
 

 Total deaths since President Giggle and Kill said, "Bring 'em On":  216  217

 From:  http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
 

 Plus, at least  2298  2336  wounded for Bush's oil grab.
 Many of them are missing arms, legs and eyes.

 From:  http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
 How much more are we willing to tolerate?

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 Quotes

"I never thought Iraq was another Vietnam. It was a totally different situation. But reading through some
  of the Face the Nation transcripts from the Vietnam era the other day, I was struck by how much what officials
  said then sounds like what the government has been saying lately. No matter how bad the news from Vietnam was,
  official after official came on Face the Nation to say progress was being made, the press just wasn't reporting it.
  From the day the war turned bad in Iraq, you could take the words that were said back then and put them into the
  mouths of today's administration spokesmen and never notice the difference."
   --CBS's Bob Schieffer, who lied and whored to help get this madman elected,  Attribution

 Could someone get a message to Bill Gates for me?
 (We have readers at Microsteal Microsoft)

 I'm a very busy man.
 When I search for a file on my hard drives, I have to wait until the little search dog gets done
 barking or saying hi or whetever the fuck he does before I can start my search.

 I don't have the time to watch the little cartoon dog.
 I'm a busy man.

 When I'm putting the page together, I'm working at the speed of light and I don't like having to
 wait for the damn dog to wake the hell up and shake his tail - is there a way to shut the dog off?

 Swear to Koresh, Microsoft and Pentium Four are so incredibly slow.
 They have yet to make a computer that's as fast as I am.
 That's a pity, considering what I spent for this piece of crap computer.
 I spend so much time waiting and staring at the f-ing hourglass.

 That's so completely stupid - waiting for that damn dog.
 We're trying to return democracy to America and I don't have time for cartoon dogs.

 Subject: Bashing Tom Cruise

 Hey Bart,

 I realy don't understand the bashing of Cruise, could you elaborate futher?
 Sure he's no DeNiro, but among todays other top box office draws,
 Depp,  can act
 Pitt,   can act
 Cage,   can act well
 Keanu,  can mostly act, probably
 Crowe,  can act well
 Clooney,  can act
 Affleck,  can act
 Gibson,  is very nice to his mother
 Hanks,  can act great
 and DiCaprio,  can act
 I'd at least have to put him in the middle of the pack.

 I thought he was great in  Born on the Fourth of July and Vanilla Sky, (didn't see those)
 and pretty good in Top Gun, (saw it - liked the combat scenes)
 Color of Money, (I'd love to play him 9-ball for real money)
 Rain Man, (Dustin Hoffman is one of the greats)
 A Few Good Men, (Nicholson - one of the greats)
 Far and Away, (wouldn't watch that if you held my Chinaco hostage)
 and Minority Report. (Mrs Bart dragged me - Colin Ferral acts well)

 How can you not like a guy that's had Heather Locklear, Cher, Rebecca DeMornay,
 Nicole, Penelope Cruz and is good friends with Paul Newman?

..
 Nicole had the good sense to dump the small boy.
 Now she's the most powerful woman in Hollywood.

 Sure I'd rather watch a good Nicholson, (great) Ed Norton, (great) Buscemi (beyond great)
 or Penn (great) flick, but you gotta admit Tom far outshines Ah-nold, Van Damme, Willis,
 The Rock, Vin Diesel and the koresh-awful ...Steven Segal.

 Joe C in Texas
 

 Joe, I think Tom Cruise is the Britney Spears of the acting world (not a compliment).
 He makes mega-millions more than the very, very talented people.

 Reminder:

 If you have something important send it to Sam at sam@bartcop.com

 Can't get in the members section?  Sam can help.

  A BartCop Reader Goes To A Halloween Party

  Click Here

  Excerpt:
 My costume consisted of:
- Black flight/jump suit from the Army/Navy store - new
- Black beret
- Black boots
- Sunglasses
- Homeland Security logo printed, laminated and placed on right shoulder

 <snip>

 Soberly, he thrust his hand out and stated, "I'd just like to shake your hand
 and thank you for everything that you've been doing for us."

 The words "thank you citizen, on behalf of all Homeland Security personnel I'd like to say thank you.
 By the way, is everything nominal in this zone?" stuck in my throat.

 ha ha

 Subj: Limbaugh and a Morals Clause

 In the old days, you know Woodward and Bernstein, some enterprising reporter would have found out
 by now if old Rushbo has a "Morals" clause in his contract with Clear Channel. The kind of clause that says
 ..."you're fired if you use illegal drugs, have sex with children or otherwise bring discredit on the corporation..."

 Not one reporter has delved into this and of course they never will...but somebody knows...somewhere
 there just has to be a reporter -- not a news reader -- who wants to shine the light of day on this.

 Probably not...

 They're afraid to find out who outed Joseph Wilson's wife...
 Well, it was just a hope that someday the "news" media will actually report the news...

 Tony Mac
 

 Plus, the police seem to be giving the rich, white man a complete pass.
 When a poor black man gets caught, he does hard time.
 But if you're white, rich and Republican, "We understand."

 More evidence of how racist this administration country is.

 Speaking of whore journalism...
 

 I'm going to try to do an impression.
 I don't do many impressions.

 This is my impression of you having a big screen TV on a Sunday morning.
 (This would be much funnier after a few drinks...)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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 Bedford loses one of its own

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 From outside the house, it's obvious something is not right at 1 Sibley Drive. Cars and people crowd the driveway.
 On the inside, remembrances of a loving son help one Bedford family mourn the loss of their young soldier.

 Army Pfc. John Hart, 20, of Bedford, was one of two soldiers killed in a guerilla attack Saturday in Iraq.
 According to published reports, the men were on their way to investigate an explosion when they were ambushed
 with rocket-propelled grenades and small arms fire on Saturday 160 miles north of Baghdad.

 Hart died doing what he had always dreamed of, friends and family said.
 Hart is the son of Brian and Alma Hart of Bedford.

 Facing reporters and TV crews, the Harts recalled a young man who was a strong leader and a caring son.
"I cried when he left," Hart's mother said. "He called me the next morning and said, 'I'm sorry I made you cry.'"

 Have a good time today.

 Sometimes the peach truck has a flat and you get a second chance.
 Don't waste a day - not even one.
 And whatever you do, never give up because we're going to win!

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