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Quote of the Day "We've seen plenty of American flags.
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Quotes
"I was not laundering money. I was withdrawing
money for crying out loud.
I know where the story comes from,
I know who's behind it, and I know what
the purpose of the story is, and I'll
be able to tell you at some point."
-- the vulgar junkie, still in denial, and still can't
tell the truth Attribution
Rush is pretending he didn't do anything wrong.
But if it was legal, why not write a check, Rush?
No, when you commit crimes, you don't want a paper trail, so you
use cash
- which is why the feds want to know who is often moving large
amounts of cash.
Excerpt:
A truck bomb exploded near a Kurdish party
office in this northern oil city Thursday,
killing five people and wounding 30 in
an attack local officials blamed on to al-Qaida.
It was the second bombing this week against
Iraqis who cooperate with the U.S. occupation.
At about the same time, twin suicide truck
bombs in Istanbul, Turkey exploded at a London-based
bank and the British consulate - attacks
that coincided with President Bush's visit to London to
meet Prime Minister Tony Blair, his closest
European ally on Iraq.
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"Bring
'em on! We're not afraid!
I'm fearless! Nobody can stop me!"
Pro-US politician assassinated in Basra
Excerpt:
The Assyrian Democratic Movement said that
Sargoun Nanou Murado, its representative
on the municipal council, was killed after
being abducted on his way to work on Tuesday.
His body was found yesterday, it said in
a statement. The group, which represents Iraq's
Assyrian minority, is represented on the
country's 25-seat governing council.
He is the second person to have worked with
coalition authorities in southern Iraq to be
assassinated this week. In the town of
Diwaniyah on Tuesday, gunmen killed the education
ministry's director-general for that province.
The blast in Kirkuk was caused by a bomb,
according to Jalal Johar, an official of
the Patriotic Union of Kurdistan (PUK).
In addition to the four civilians killed,
several other people were injured, Mr Johar said.
The PUK is a pro-US group whose head, Jalal
Talabani, is leader of the US-appointed governing council.
But, of course, Bush and his American media keep saying proigress
is being made, and these attacks
are clear and simple proof that we are successfully crushing
the Iraqi resistance to our invasion.
I wonder what the Free Press countries are getting?
"Bring
'em on! We're not afraid!
I'm fearless! Nobody can stop me!"
Quotes
"To make Blair squirm over his decision to
take us into a illegitimate war in Iraq and follow this
religious lunatic (Bush) toward a dangerous
future for the whole planet...both of these men are liars.
We have the right to call them such,
they are putting our children's future in jeopardy. They are not
controlling the terrorist threat, they
are escalating it...now is a good time to remind Blair that he's on
very very very very very very very
very thin ice."
--Radiohead vocalist Thom Yorke,
when asked why he chose to speak out against Dubya and Tony Blair,
Attribution
Good strategy, but if Bush's babysitters never let him the a paper or a TV, how will he get the message?
Perle admits invasion was illegal
Excerpt:.
International lawyers and anti-war campaigners
reacted with astonishment yesterday after
Richard Perle conceded that the invasion
of Iraq had been illegal.
In a startling break with the official White
House and Downing Street lines, Perle told an audience
in London: "I think in this case international
law stood in the way of doing the right thing."
Bush has consistently argued that the war
was legal either because of existing UN security council
resolutions on Iraq - also the British
government's publicly stated view - or as an act of self-defence
permitted by international law.
But Mr Perle, a key member of the defence
policy board, which advises Donald Rumsfeld, said that
"international law ... would have required us
to leave Saddam Hussein alone", and this would have
been morally unacceptable.
...
"Hey,
screw Perle! My family needed that oil."
Marty's
Entertainment Page
The Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Class of 2004
Johnny Depp is the sexiest man
William Shatner to be honored by Canadian actors
Paris Hilton canceled her Letterman gig
David Crosby & Graham Nash support Howard Dean - Stephen Stills
supports John Kerry
Liza Minnelli guesting on 'Arrested Development'
Kurt Cobain's 'Journals' bolstered with 14 new pages
Phil Spector's stretch hummer
Religious insanity in Fiji
Basic cable TVs top 15
And, a California condor
Excerpt:
Bush will go down in history as America's
worst environmental president. In a ferocious three-year attack,
the Bush administration has initiated more
than 200 major rollbacks of America's environmental laws,
weakening the protection of our country's
air, water, public lands and wildlife. Cloaked in meticulously crafted
language designed to deceive the public,
the administration intends to eliminate the nation's most important
environmental laws by the end of the year.
The Bush White House has actively hidden its anti-environmental
program behind deceptive rhetoric, telegenic
spokespeople, secrecy and the intimidation of scientists and bureaucrats.
When the Republican right managed to install
George W. Bush, movement leaders once again set about doing
what they had attempted to do since the
Reagan years: eviscerate the infrastructure of laws and regulations that
protect the environment. For twenty-five
years it has been like the zombie that keeps coming back from the grave.
Girl-on-Girl Kiss Brings Suspension, Wood
Guilty of Illegal
Kissing
Excerpt:
Inspired by a high school assignment, Stephanie
Haaser leaped onto a cafeteria table,
shouted "End homophobia now!" and kissed
classmate Katherine Pecore.
Haaser said she was making a statement on
behalf of gay and lesbian students because
she was bothered by the verbal and physical
harassment they face.
Their principal said he respected what the
heterosexual students were trying to do,
but they needed to learn more appropriate
ways to make a point. Haaser and Pecore
were suspended for two days.
"It's highly inappropriate to stand on a table
in the cafeteria and make out, whether the kiss
was heterosexual or homosexual," said River
Hill High School principal Scott Pfeifer.
"I don't think there's a school in the
country where parents would consider that appropriate behavior."
I think one would probably need to see a video of the kiss to
determine if an infraction did occur,
and it's possible multiple viewings would be needed, due to the
sensitive nature of the kiss and
the potential harm done to the other students who witnessed this
outrage in their tender years.
Besides, who'd want to see two hotties kissing?
Instead, students should be watching pictures of Iraqi war victims
on FOX News.
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"Thank
you, Meester Bush..."
Quotes
"This is the largest march on a midweek day
that this country has ever seen - it is
absolutely overwhelming. We're speaking
for the majority of people in the world
who want Bush out and who want Blair
out. Tony Blair added insult to injury by
bringing this ignorant, foolish and
dangerous man to these shores and I think
we are speaking for the majority of
the country."
--Former Labour MP George Galloway, at
a rally at Trafalgar Square, Attribution
Quotes
"What people have got to remember is that September
11th happened in 2001
and not in 2003. It was planned under
the presidency of Bill Clinton."
--Jack Straw, who must be
the new whore on the block, Attribution
Yes, while the Republicans had 700 FBI agents combing Arkansas
looking for possible
Clinton girlfriends, terrorist groups were thankful that America
terrorist hunters had their
attention focused on Clinton's zipper instead of on national
defense.
"Because
we had to save the flag from falling..."
Wesley Clark upcoming TV appearances
Face the Nation, Sunday (CBS) - Check time in your area 11/23/03
Wolf Blitzer, Sunday (CNN) - 9:00 a.m. on 11/23/03
Demo Debates on MSNBC, Sunday/Monday, Nov. 24 - ( MSNBC)
Quotes
"Our mission in Iraq is noble and it
is necessary, and no act of thugs or killers
will change our resolve or alter
their fate. We will finish the job we have begun."
--Dubya, not able to realize the world sees him
and Blair as the "thugs and killers" Attribution
Subject: Subscription
Yo BC,
I finally did it. I plunked down
good money to support the treehouse.
I had a genuine "mad as hell and I'm not
going to take it anymore" moment today,
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I was going to send it to my local NPR station,
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They don't make me laugh mearly as much
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Thank you for all that you do.
Rob E
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March organizers claim 200,000
Excerpt:
The Stop the War Coalition, the organisers
of the march and a Trafalgar Square rally,
said it was the UK's biggest ever weekday
demonstration and with attendance at over 200,000.
Noisy but well-disciplined, the protesters
carried banners with the single word "Bush" printed
above a splatter of blood, blew whistles
and chanted "George Bush, terrorist".
Some had customised the placards or brought
their own. One read: "Get the hint, go home."
Others waved Palestinian flags.
Shortly after 5.30pm demonstrators in Trafalgar
Square pulled down a papier-mache effigy of
Mr Bush with Tony Blair in his pocket in
an attempt to re-enact the iconic moment on April 9
when US soldiers and Iraqi civilians brought
down a statue of Saddam Hussein in Baghdad.
The Blur frontman Damon Albarn, at the front
of the march, told the Press Association that
it was a "smart march for smart people".
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Subject: Military
I'm ex-military and too old to draft. But
if the draft does return, I believe it should happen as follows.
The first to be honored by the draft should
be draft-age offspring and grandoffspring of high-ranking
politicians and heads of government agencies
like Selective Service, then draft age offspring of CEO's
and policy-makers in defense contractors,
such as Halliburton, Bechtel, Dyncorp, etc., in other words
those that profit the most from war.
Next down the line should be offspring/grandoffspring
of CEO's and board of directors of energy, as in oil
and natural gas companies. Then of
course offspring and grandchildren of owners/CEOs/major stockholders, etc.
of large media conglomerates, since big
media makes a great deal of money from wars. No cushy stateside
assignments or deferments for ridiculous
reasons like anal cysts or "already too many minorities" (especially
since first pick should be going to the
aforementioned participants which should be a real honor).
David B
Subject: Clinton treason
Barty,
You just don't get it.
Maybe you should just quit the advice column.
You sound so uninformed and brainless.
That's how I was when we met.
Don't you get it?
Clinton was not Impeached because he had
sex with a subordinate, which is contrary to Federal Law.
Is that a federal law?
I haven't heard of that - did you hear
that from Hannity or the vulgar junkie?
And if that's a crime, why didn't they
charge him with it?
He was Impeached and disbarred for lying
to a Grand Jury, a Federal Judge and the American public
about material legal matters. And
he obstructed justice. He broke real laws that were impeachable offenses.
That's what we call, "a wild-ass accusation."
(Also, no need to capitalize 'impeach')
Clinton was impeached because he was so
succesful at beating up GOP war heroes in national elections.
Remember - they decided to impeach, and
then they heard about Monica.
It had all the clumsy choreography of the
vulgar junkie doing backflips after snorting Oxycotin.
...and then - ha
ha - what's material about getting
a blow job?
What is horrifying is the sex scandal was
used intentionally by Bill and Hillary to cover up their Treason
for which the death penalty applies.
You're as crazy as a runover dog.
If there's evidence of treason, why didn't
they charge them with it?
Are you saying that screaming, 103rd congress
showed some restraint - even once?
The death penalty for a blow job?
Do you think ideas like that is why you lost the last three presidential
elections.?
Those two criminals took Chinese Communist
money and supplied top secret information for missile guidance
systems and for nuclear test information.
If there's evidence of treason, why didn't
they charge them with it?
Are you saying that screaming, 103rd congress
showed some restraint - even once?
Information for which American taxpayers
paid Trillions of dollars to obtain.
And, the Chinese Communists who plan to
use that information to go to war with us, got it for next to nothing.
Just a few million dollars to those pigs,
the Clintons.
Did you know
that Poppy Bush was Ambassador to China?
Did you know Poppy's brother, (the Monkey's
uncle) is making billions with China?
Yeah, he's some BIG time US-China Chamber
of Commerce front that launders BFEE loot.
Why do you think Bush got on his hands
and knees and BEGGED China:
"Please, pretty please give us our airmen back?
Please? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Can we have them back? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?
I'm sorry. No, I'm very very sorry..."
Print the truth, you dull moron.
I am not dull.
No Republican cared about the repulsive sex Clinton had with Monica.
ha ha
Yeah, they only spent the last 11 years
rooting around inside his zipper, looking for Henry Hyde's "fallen
flag"
and the very important "constitutional
attention," those blowjobs deserved from all three branches of government.
...by the way, how long since you
got any?
We were angered by the Clinton's deception using that tactic to cover up far more serious crimes.
Bob Blooger
Bob, if evidence exists that either Clinton
committed any crimes, why didn't they impeach him for that?
Why impeach him for trying to get away
from a blow job while REAL crimes went unaddressed?
What you say makes no sense.
What's the upside to impeaching an innocent
president and then losing the vote to convict?
I see you've added an "L" to your last name - that's keeping it real, my man.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was
times 422
....this issue it's
times 424
Soon - we'll be at 500, and then 800 and then 1000.
When we we stop this madness?
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Please vote for me. I'm a man of peace.
Total deaths since President Giggle and Kill said, "Bring
'em On": 217
219
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2376
2387 wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
Many of them are missing arms, legs, eyes and their memories
from head wounds.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
TV Stuff
Mrs. Bart is livid that those back-stabbers voted Rupert
off of Survivor.
Rupert was the guy who caught the food, and he's probably the
most talented survivor ever.
I barely survived the evening, myself.
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Quotes
"What has caused the terrorist attack today
in Turkey is not the president of
the United States, is not the alliance
between America and Britain. What is
responsible for that terrorist attack
is terrorism, are the terrorists."
--Tony Blair, when asked if he &
Bush invited recent terrorist attacks,
Attribution
I guess that's true - unless you consider the fact that
bin Laden attacked us to avenge Poppy Bush
"soiling sacred ground" in Arabia with American soldiers to stop
a war he, Bush, started.
How
Stupid Can An American President Be?
saw it on smirkingchimp.com
Excerpt:
George W. Bush says Iraqi's want "freedom",
but he is too stupid to understand that
Iraqi's want freedom from American hegemony,
occupation, and control of their fiscal
and economic affairs. Bush' behavior actually
makes some Iraqis nostalgic for Saddam Hussein.
Bush decries "foreign fighters" in Iraq,
although American/Britain have placed about 150,000
foreign fighters in Iraq and are trying
to recruit more! Apparently, Bush thinks Iraq is a colony of America!
George W. Bush thinks the more American
soldiers are killed by Iraqis, the better the situation is
for American interests, because it means
the Iraqi freedom fighters are "desperate"..
The Republicans know they have a severe loser on their hands with
this quagmire,
but they stick by him, which is getting a lot of brave men killed
for no damn reason.
U.S. General Says Bin Laden 'Out of the Picture'
Excerpt:
General Peter Pace, vice chairman of the
U.S. Joint Chiefs of Staff, said Osama bin Laden
had "taken himself out of the picture"
and that his capture was not essential to winning the "war on terror."
While appearing to contradict this, Pace,
added: "That is not to say that we would not be glad to capture
Osama bin Laden today or tomorrow."
So - the guy who killed 3,000 Americans
isn't important, ....but the oil guy is?
I fail to see why anyone would accept
this horseshit
from the lying B.F.E.E.
Do the families of the dead want to see the 9-11 guy captured or killed?
Or would they rather Bush avenge his Daddy and steal Iraq's oil?
Click Here
to listen to Wesley Clark explain the truth. (Just 45 seconds)
He told Dave last night that we would have bin Laden by now if he, Clark, had been President.
He says Bush pulled a "world class bait
and switch," adding that
"no retailer in America
has ever done a better job" of
offering the people one thing and selling them another.
Damn, that's the kind of talk this country needs to hear to get back to democracy.
Check out the crowd reaction, too.
For most of America, this was the first time they'd heard
the truth,
unless they heard Mike Moore's Oscar acceptence speech or read
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Excerpt:
Although the "conquest" of Iraq has unraveled
into murderous chaos, at least the Bush Regime
is winning its ferocious battle against
another dangerous foe: American soldiers who were
captured -- and tortured -- by Saddam Hussein's
forces in the first Gulf War.
The Bushists' relentless fight to block
the American captives from receiving any compensation
from Iraq has eerie echoes of a similar
move, more than 50 years ago, to prevent American victims
of Japanese torture from filing legal claims
against their tormentors. The two cases seem tied by a
common ulterior motive: protecting war
booty used as slush funds for "black ops" and crony kickbacks.
That's why this phoney war was started - to enrich the warmongers.
They can't steal any billions with a world at peace.
The
intelligence war
How can Bush feign shock at the carnage in Baghdad
when he signed off on reports that predicted it?
by Sidney Blumenthal
Excerpt:
"...the administration is required to submit
to Congress reports of postwar planning every 60 days.
One such report -- previously undisclosed
but revealed here -- bears Bush's signature and is dated
April 14. It declares: "We are especially
concerned that the remnants of the Saddam regime will
continue to use Iraqi civilian populations
as a shield for its regular and irregular combat forces or
may attack the Iraqi population in an effort
to undermine Coalition goals."
If the press won't call him on it, and elected Democrats are too
scared to hold him accountable,
why should a criminal do anything but cotinnue to break the law
and kill people?
How to prevent Diebold from rigging the 2004 election
Simple - vote using an absentee ballot.
If every Democrat in the United States did that, they'd have
to hand count 51,000,000 votes.
There would be a paper trail, and Diebold would be unable to
rig the election for the B.F.E.E.
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Rockets Target Iraq Hotels, Oil Ministry
Excerpt:
More than a dozen rockets fired from donkey
carts slammed into Iraq's Oil Ministry and two downtown
hotels Friday morning - brazen, coordinated
strikes at some of Baghdad's most heavily protected civilian
sites that defied a U.S. crackdown.
Two more rocket launchers mounted on donkey
carts were found within hours, one of them 30 yards from
the Italian Embassy in the Waziriya neighborhood
north of downtown. Neither appeared to have been fired.
Can you believe the mess that Bumbling
Idiot has gotten us into?
Have a good time today.
Sometimes the peach truck has a flat and you get a second chance.
Don't waste a day - not even one.
And whatever you do, never give up because we're going to win!
Note:
A very good friend of mine has adenocarcinoma of the lung - stage
four.
His doctors told him that is 100 percent fatal - all the time.
But the thing is, his tumors are getting smaller with each
visit to the doctor.
Doc told him to come back in another three months for another
CT scan.
If the tumors are smaller still, (some of the smallest ones have
even
disappeared and this is without chemo or radiation) Doc says
he's going to
have to get out of the wagon and find a job and get back to living
life.
A shot of Chinaco to my friend 
who is a fighter!
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