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Quotes
"Bernie, there's not a moment when I'm sitting
there on Meet the Press when I'm not thinking
about my dad. He's in my head; he's
in my heart. That's why I ask straight questions: What are
you going to do about that issue? How
about this one? Well, that's not what you said that this!
It's the way our dad engaged us - always
give the other guy the benefit of the doubt but hear
him out. Hear him out. And don't dismiss
him, and don't brand him as anything. It's not right."
--Tim Russert to Bernard Goldberg as seen on
thedailyhowler.com
Tim, was your father a bought-off, world-class liar with a fixation on Clinton's cock? .
During impeachment, you hammered every Democrat who came on your
whore show for details
about which breast Clinton kissed first. But when Cheney comes
on your show, you fellate him.
Where in the world do people get the impression that you're fair
and impartial?
Excerpt:
The vulgar Pigboy told his listeners Thursday
that prosecutors in Palm Beach County
have seized medical records from four of
his doctors. Limbaugh, reading from a statement
prepared by his attorney, (Kennedy rape
attorney Roy Black) denied any wrongdoing and
accused prosecutors of going on a "fishing
expedition."
No Pigboy, it's called "gathering evidence."
One of the reasons heroin is illegal is
because once you're hooked on it, it overtakes you
and you're not able to make sound decisions
so you need to shut up and stop lying.
Quotes
"Today it was a good day, we got some steaks
for dinner and it was going perfect
until we heard incoming. I'm tired
of this. I don't understand what we're doing wrong.
The government probably has a lot of
long-term plans for this country, but as far as
I'm concerned it's come down to making
it alive out of this place."
-- an American soldier
named Uday, in a letter to his family. He died days later. Attribution
Am I the only one who cries after reading something like that?
Did you see 60 Minutes II last night? They talked
to several soldiers who were missing arms
and legs, but the worst ones were the burn victims. Boy,
you want to talk about heroes?
One guy was driving a fuel truck when an RPG lit it up. Instead
of diving out of the truck,
he stayed inside so he could drive the truck away from
the truck full of men behind him.
His fingers were burned off, and his arms and face were just
burnt to fuck.
He said, "The doctors told me I've had
22 operations."
The reporter asked him about his love life, and did he want to
find a girl (he's only 20)
and get married and he laughed and said, "Sure,
but she'll have to love me for
what's inside because there's not much
outside to be attracted to."
Quotes
''We got a call from his dad at 7 Tuesday
morning. We could not believe it.
Twenty-one years old and he's gone
forever.'' --Uday's uncle Attribution
...all so that never-elected son of a bitch could steal some oil.
FBI Hiding Anthrax Probe Secrets
Excerpt:
Disclosing information about the FBI's
investigation of the 2001 anthrax attacks as part of a lawsuit
could compromise the probe, alerting potential
suspects that they are being watched and possibly
leading to the destruction of evidence,
the FBI has warned in court papers.
Koresh, how many more years does the Bush FBI need to make an
arrest?
When it was Tommy Chong with plastic pipes, the Bush FBI was
very swift and methodical.
But if Anthrax Boy is just trying to kill liberals, the Bush
FBI drags their feet?
I'll bet they know who the killer is, and it's embarrassing to
them so they're stonewalling.
Funny how they can't trace anthrax in the mail, but trying mailing
your cousin with cancer an
anonymous joint and the Bush FBI will be inside your house before
the glue on the stamp dries.
Dollar
Hits Record Low Vs Euro - Again
After that headline went up, to protect
Bush, Yahoo changed it to...
Despite
Good News, Dollar in the Dumps
The
Chimps image must be protected by the American media
Excerpt:
The dollar slumped to a record low against
the euro for a fourth straight day
on Wednesday as investors focus on the
dominant sell-off trend and not on
the strong U.S. data that heralds an economy
regaining its stride.
The sell-off in the dollar has for weeks
overwhelmed the string of strong economic data,
including Wednesday's government report
showing U.S. workers operated more efficiently
in the third quarter than at any time in
the last 20 years.
More efficiently?
Or are Americans just working their asses
off to pay the bills?
Remember when they said Bill Clinton deserves
no credit for the economy, that all the credit
belonged to the America people and they
are the reason why the economy was so good?
Could somebody explain why those same workers refuse to work
for the Illegal Bush?
If the average American worker gets the credit for the good times,
we can extrapolate
from that, that those workers are to blame for Bush's recession,
right?
Of course, it doesn't work that way.
Clinton paying down the Reagan-Bush deficits gave us the good
times and
Bush's trillions in giveaways to the richest Americans caused
this slump.
Marty's
Entertainment Page
The newly pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow on Leno tonight
The Artful Dodger is off to Iceland
Bonus BAGnews
Re: Alice Cooper
Muhammad & May May Ali
Bono is infuriated
Billy Connolly, CBE
Dick Gephardt on the picket line in LA
Princess Caroline, UNESCO Goodwill Ambassador
Keith Richards criticizes Mick Jagger's knighthood (again)
Napster's 3-day free subscription
John Walsh Show cancelled
Limp Bizkit bails on southeast Asia
The Bottom Line to be evicted
Bad Sex in Fiction Award given
The FCC recommends more Murdoch consolidation
RIAA files 41 new lawsuits
Acadians granted official recognition of 'historical wrongs'
Frogs in Calaveras County
And, the 'People's Choice Awards' nominees
Quotes
"If the gays can get married, they can then
get divorced,
and guess who benefits from that? The
lawyers benefit from that.
Who was it that passed this law? A
bunch of lawyers and judges."
--Rush, constantly setting
news lows for honesty and dignity Attribution
VCR Alert
Will they ever find Dr Romano's body, twenty feet from their front door?
A week ago I joked that it's too bad we couldn't choose who ER
was going to kill.
They ended up killing the Rush think-alike, the evil Dr Romano,
the guys who wants to let
the poor and the old and the gay die instead of trying to save
them. They killed the guy I
wanted off the show, so I guess I got my wish after all.
Tonight should be an easy night for me.
Survivor usually puts Mrs. Bart in a good mood,
but she was not happy when they voted off Rupert.
Surprisingly, this is not an entry into the December Sticker contest.
This is the actual front page of a Santa Fe's Fringe magazine.
If you're in the Santa Fe area, pick up a copy.
Maybe pick up two, and send me one.
I want to read The
BartCop interview.
Quotes
"The blonde in the black micro-mini, cocktail
thin, was Ann Coulter. When we saw her at the
American Songbook gala at Lincoln Center
on Monday night, we asked her about her new book.
She told us it was about "liberals."
The tone she brought to that one word was one you might use
after months of living in a deeply carpeted
apartment with a dog that cannot be house-trained.
"Top secret, they're no good," Ms. Coulter
said. "That's the seminal insight of the book." She was
reluctant to give away the title, so
she shared one that didn't make the cut. "My title, much more
vicious and vindictive, was "Enemies
List: The Coulter Collection...The dinner bell rang. In the foyer,
Ms. Coulter passed Ed Koch. He looked
content and smiling in his forest green blazer. It was she
who interrupted his moment, extending
a thin hand. He seemed to have no idea who she was.
She fumed, extravagantly, and told him
to look her up online."
--Joyce Wadler, Born
Too Late for Torquemada
George
W. Bush: Master of Illusion
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
"It wasn't everyday people, writing e-mails,
who pushed those murder lists against Clinton.
It was well-known public figures who peddled
those lists, and they were invited to do so on national TV.
Similarly, it wasn't a random bunch of
e-mailers who kept trying to prove that Clinton killed [Vince] Foster.
It was major Republicans--can you say 'Ken
Starr?'--who engaged in this endless political porn. As they
did so, 'good guy' pundits hid beneath
desks, too scared to condemn their behavior.
"Are today's liberals as bad as those cons? Unless
you simply enjoy propaganda, the answer quite plainly is 'no.'
Have you seen Bush murder lists on
TV? Have you seen a major 'religious figure' [i.e. Jerry Falwell] selling
tapes
which call Bush a serial killer?...In short,
have you seen anything like the wave of insanity that typified the
Clinton-Gore years?",
Excerpt:
5. Plaintiff reasonably believes Defendants
knew or should have known the attacks on "911" would
be carried out and intentionally
and deliberately failed to act and prevent these deadly attacks leading
to the untimely death
of her husband. Plaintiff believes, Defendant GWB et al, allowed the attacks
to
take place to compel
public anger and outcry to engage our nation and our military men and women
in
a preventable "IWOT"
for personal gains and agendas. The statement of "911 Commissioner" and
former
United States Senator
Max Cleland reinforces Plaintiff's claims that her President and Commander-in-Chief
Defendant GWB has not
been honest and forthright to her or the American public with regard to
"911":
"As each day goes by, we learn
this government knew a whole lot more about these terrorists before
Sept. 11 than it has
ever admitted."[10]
I applaud this lady's courage for going after those Bush bastards,
but at the end of the day, the crooked
Supreme Court is going to rule for Bush no matter what. This
bought-off court does what they're told.
They don't look at the law, they look and Bush and say, "What
does master want us to do?"
I'm so old, I remember the Supreme Court before they turned whore.
Subject: Bush the sneak
I am up to here with the whore media's characterization
of Bush's visit to Baghdad on Thanksgiving.
What on earth was heroic or noble about
it? All I could think of when I heard about it was that no
other president that I know of ever had
to sneak into a foreign country like a thief - and sneak out again
before his presence was known! Even during
his trip to England he was surrounded by a thick blanket
of security and sycophants - I doubt many
ordinary Brits got a look at him. What a shameful disgrace!
Bill Clinton never had to hide himself behind
excessive security. Hell, even Richard Nixon could travel abroad openly.
I surely hope 2004 brings better news for
America - we have a lot of apologizing to do for the embarrassment that
this unelected fraud has brought on us.
Brad B
More lies from Bush, media
Bush
is not holding food - it's a prop for the cameras.
Excerpt:
According to the Washington Post, Bush was actually holding "a
decoration, not a serving plate."
In other words, he was holding a prop,
not real food, and thus only pretending for the cameras
to be serving up the holiday meal.
The flap marks the second such distortion
in as many days about his trip to Baghdad.
Just yesterday it was revealed that the
White House's tall tale of Air Force One crossing
paths with a British Airways plane was
entirely false.
Then there's that small matter of lying
to steal Iraq's oil and getting 440 soldiers killed,
but that's not impeacvhable like lying
about a blow job.
Bush didn't "spend Thanksgiving" with the
troops, but the media says he did.
He spent about ten minutes serving food
- for the cameras - but to hear the spin
that every major news outlet put on it,
you'd think Bush personally served each
of the 600 men who were hand-picked because
they were gung-ho, pro-Bushies.
Knowing the corporate liars who shill for
Bush, the stories were probably written before they landed.
And lastly, why did Bush have to sneak
into Baghdad with lights out if "Mission
Accomplished"
was six long months ago? In six years
will we still have men dying every day in the sands of Iraq?
From Mike Nord:
In the big debate over weather the chimp
did the thanksgiving stunt for the troops or for his pollsters,
I was willing to give him the benifit of
the doubt and say he did it for both. Now it turns out he didn't
even know enough to pick up a real turkey.
Every time I think, "can this bastard be any dumber?",
he surprises me yet again.
Oh, and the real treat of the whole thing was that the fake turkey was produced by Halliburton...
Keep hammering!
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I would enjoy reading/printing your comments on this.
This is from Mike Smith, a Vegas ditto-monkey.
He wants you to think the Dow is back to 11,500 and
the 3,000,000 jobs that Bush lost have all come back
The economy is still in a ditch, but Bush's American whore media,
the guys that keep saying we're winning the senseless war in Iraq,
are telling you that we're back to the good times of the Clinton era..
Subject: Notice of Privacy Practices from my dentist
I found these paragraphs in the notice given
me before they pulled a tooth. (I was told I could go to
http://www.dentistry.ucsf.edu and
get a copy, but when I tried, I got a: "specific server could not be
found" window).
From Page six:
"National Security and Intelligence Activities.
As authorized or required by law, we may disclose
health care information about you to
authorized federal officials for intelligence, counterintelligence,
and other national security activities.
Protective Services for the President
and Others. As authorized or required by law, we may disclose
health care information about you to
authorized officials so they may conduct special investigations or
provide protection to the President,
or authorized persons or foreign heads of state."
What do you or you friend Mark Perkel think
of that?
When do you suppose these things came into
being?
Peace, Jim
Jim, I'm so old, I remember when you could
go to the dentist and it wasn't the fed's business.
What are they thinking? That only al Qaeda
gets a toothache?
Bush has made a mockery out of privacy laws
and the right-wing just loves him like crazy.
If you have dental work done, Bush sends
a copy of your report to Tony Blair?
Yes, our government had gone crazy and
the Democrats couldn't care less.
If we don't elect Clark and/or Dean, we
won't recognize America by 2008.
By then, the B.F.E.E. will have
stolen a majority of the world's money.
Quotes
"There was a brief period in the late '90s
when there were income gains pretty much across the board,
but that was a brief interruption in
the trend of the previous 20 to 25 years, which was the rich getting well,
the upper middle class doing okay,
and everybody else below that lucky to keep their noses above water.
We seem to be heading back into that
kind of realm now. Real wage gains have gone back to zero after
staying positive for a couple of years.
The kinds of jobs we see appearing in the last few months are heavily
skewed toward low-wage, low-skill things
like retail food service and low-wage health care jobs. In that
sense it's like a return to the '80s
economy."
--Doug Henwood,
The
Invisible Recovery
Don't let anybody tell you the eighties
were a time of prosperity.
Sure, if you're a rich TV talking head,
you loved Reagan and the eighties.
Rush loves them, but not enough to vote
for Reagan. Hannity loved them.
Professional athletes loved getting a tax
cut, but the poor got screwed.
Again today in the whore USAToday, they're
screaming about "the greatest in 20 years,"
because Reagan crashed the economy all
the way to zero, so the steps back seemed dramatic.
Paris Hilton
The Simple Life may not be high brow TV, but they're
watching it in droves.
Over ten million people watched her last show. That's
about half of what the
biggest show on TV gets, so that makes it a hit.
I have a fairly good imagination, but I can't imagine what it
would be like to be a
horny, teenage boy living in Altus, Arkansas and find myself
necking with probably
the most famous woman in the world as we close out 2003. Add
to that, she's a
red-hot supermodel who happens to be work 30 million dollars.
..
Yeah, it's hard to imagine what's going thru that boy's mind,
but then again,
I guess I know exactly what's going thru his mind. Like
most men with a modem,
I guess her new Arkie "boyfriend" has the video that made her
so famous.
The Bush/GOP Medicare Plan
The Democrats are so inept - they need my advice very badly.
I'll make any bet you want to make that says this medicare plan
is a bomb.
If the Democrats had any will to win or get ahead of this fraud,
they'd call it
"The Bush/GOP Medicare Plan" so
when it blows up, it's got Bush's name on it.
They say it doesn't fully kick in until 2009, which means Bush
will be gone even if he
wins next year - but I want the blame to follow Bush and the
party who backed it.
Of course, since so damn many Democrats sold out and voted with
him, Bush gets
to claim it was a "bi-partisan" bill that only a jenius like
him could get thru congress.
You're tired of hearing it and I'm tired of saying it, but the
Democrats don't want to win.
They only want to praise the man who stole power once with a
crooked court and then
solidified that power with crooked voting machines.
I need a drink.
Great Christmas Gifts
Subject: I asked to meet you Saturday
I am glad you liked my question.
The detainees have haunted me from the
beginning.
Denied Legal Counsel is abomnible. Damn
near as bad as stealing elections.
Both very UNAMERICAN.
I noticed the General has included that
question in his stump speech and on the trail.
Was it there all along or did I encourage
it?
It seems that he is gaining momentum.
I know he settled the question for me Saturday.
Thanks,
Della
Della, it was great meeting you, and your question was so good,
I want everyone to hear it.
Clark's answer was good, too. Unlike the unelected fascists,
*he* believes in the United States Constitution.
Semi-fun thing to do:
Go to Google, type in miserable failure, then hit "Feeling Lucky"
What pops up isn't a surprise, but the source is.
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Click to Enter
Subject: grow up
I can't believe you would stoop so low as
to call Linda Tripp a whore...
I'm a former staff member of Al Gore's
for 7 years, and don't necessarily
support everything that Ms Tripp has done
in the past, but calling her a whore?
Grow up and control your anger...
Stu Walcott
Stu, funny that as a 7-year Al Gore staffer, you'd give Linda
Tripp a break and attack me.
But since I'm very, very familiar with Democrats, I know to anticipate
attacks from my left.
Democrats like to give the traitor a break and attack the guys
fighting for the good side.
The truth is, Linda Tripp is the very definition of a whore.
She screwed your president in an attempt to make a quick buck.
She sold out her "best friend" for money, and sold her reputation
for money.
She even broke the law by taping Monica after the Radio Shack
guy told her
it was illegal to tape someone in DC unless both parties were
aware of it.
She became such tainted goods, even Bush wouldn't hire her, and
he's hired rustlers, cut-throats,
murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nit-wits,
half-wits, dim-wits, vipers,
snipers, con-men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers,
bush-whackers, horn-swagglers,
horse-thieves, bull-dykes, train-robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers,
shit-kickers, and Methodists.
He hired every Republican thug/bastard he could find, even the
ones with felonies who needed pardons
to avoid doing hard time in prison - yet you defend her
and attack me?
Is this the same kind of advice you gave your boss?
Did you advise Al Gore to control his anger?
Maybe that explains why the stupidest man in the history of politics
stole his job and his residence.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was..
times 441
....this issue it's
times 442
More Americans lives snuffed out by the
Bush gangster's theft of the White House.
Soon - we'll be at 500, and then 800 and then 1000.
Will the Democrats be willing to fight for their country next
November?
Or will they just hand it to Bush on their knees, like they did
in 2000 and 2002?
..
I'm a serious president.
Total deaths since President Giggle and Kill said, "Bring
'em On": 236
237
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2444
2496 wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
Many of them are missing arms, legs, eyes and their memories
from head wounds.
Oh, and the burn victims will make your heart sink.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
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Subject: Re: Changes at BartCop.com
Hello, Bart
I just finished reading Kym's list of ideas
and criticisms, and felt now is the time to put in my two cents worth.
To be perfectly frank, Bart, I have been
feeling somewhat the same way as Kym.
Except that I don't see getting more profane
as a way to garner more subscribers.
What I agree with is: there should be more
Bartcop.
I have been reading you for three or four
years, now. You are still a really good writer.
It's not you that has changed, it's the
page. Without your voice, it's not the same.
The links are something I can get from
many sources.
But your writing I can only get on Bartcop.com.
...and there just isn't enough of it any more.
The radio shows are OK, Bart.
But, in my humble opinion, they don't measure
up to the old Bartcop page.
To make a long story short, I think you
are over-reaching. I regret to say this, my friend, but I don't think
that anyone could do what you are trying
to do. I do wish you would either cut back on the issues and write
more
-- because that's what you do best -- or
just drop the radio show. But I know you won't :-)
Failing that, I do have some time I could
donate -- and hour or two a day -- to help out, if you are going to
insist on endeavoring to do the impossible.
What can I do to help?
Just my opinion --
Pipe
Pipe, thanks for that.
What little feedback I got on that always mentions that same
point.
Yes, the page would be much, much better if I published every
other day instead of trying once each day.
The last few weeks I've skipped one day during the week, but
it wasn't time off and it wasn't to write.
Answering mail, sending out stickers, thanking subscribers and
tracking advertisers has become a full day's work.
Two things about the radio show - this issue is late because Tommy
and I just finished what certainly will be
the best radio show yet. This one rocks.
There's a 32-minute beatdown of Sean Hannity that could be my
best beatdown ever. The biggest reason (or excuse) that
BCR isn't more and better is the time thing again.
Even after doing 20 shows I still only have about 20 hours in
front of a microphone, but I think most people
will agree this newest issue will have some really bright spots.
The second issue is the subscriptions are my only source of income,
so it's scary just reading the words,
"...or just drop the radio show."
Do you know how much equipment went on my credit card?
But I'd really like to try that every other day thing. It
should make the radio shows a whole lot better.
Right now, I'm having to fight not only burnout, but the pace
will inevitably have to slow down before my head
busts wide open. I'll never stop doing the page, but BCR is a
lot better and it's all new and exciting to me.
Besides, the first shows were so bad, the only direction I could
go was up :)
Remember, if my perceived laziness pisses off enough subscribers,
we lose not only the radio show
but I'm back on the streets during the Bush recession looking
for a job and we don't want that to happen.
Update:
Twice, Sam has sent me her plans to coordinate those who have
volunteered to attempt to be a staff,
but I haven't found either e-mail yet because I just can't catch
up. But if/when I do, maybe we could
have a News Manager that could handle the regular news logistics
which would free up some time
for "more Bart" on the page.
Since subscriptions are what keeps the page and radio show going,
maybe we should vote?
The question is,
"If we went to every other day, would that cause you to reduce or
cancel your subscription?"
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Subject: I'll be busy
I may not be able to correct any of your
mistakes for the next couple of weeks.
I'll be a little busy. This Sat. nite I
will be at a VIP Meet 'n Grope with the Rockettes at
Rockerfeller Center before attending the
Christmas Show across the street at Radio City.
I think I'm going to look fine with a few
dozen Rockettes on my arm. I'll send pictures.
As a favor to you, I will try to get them
to spell out "Bartcop.com" during the show.
Next Monday, the nice folks at Pepsi have
asked me to hold down their luxury box at
the Garden so I can determine whether David
Bowie can stand on the same stage as the
Rolling Stones or Bruce Springsteen. My
bet is that he can. I believe the guitarist will be
Phil Manarzano or something from Roxy Music.
I've never seen Bowie. I'm expecting big things.
Hate to rub it in, but eat yer heart out, you dumb Okie.
Rude Rich
Rude, always great to hear from you.
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Conason's Journal
Why is the White House trying to silence Wesley Clark?
Excerpt:
In a gross abuse of authority for political
gain, the State Department has insisted
that Wesley Clark's scheduled testimony
against Milosevic be closed to press.
I know why they're doing it - because they
can't allow people to be reminded
that Clark and Clinton won a war without
one single soldier losing his life.
Compared to the disaster we have in Iraq, Clinton's military
record is spotless and bloodless.
Remember - we're going to win.
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