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Quotes
"He sends our troops to Iraq. He doubles their
tour of duty because he underestimates
the resistance of the Iraqis. And then,
at the end of last summer, he says he's going to
cut combat pay, or dangerous pay, for
the veterans. Now, the Congress -- for our people over in Iraq.
Congress reversed him and added a little
money. But imagine the president sending people over,
doubling their tour of duty and then
trying to cut their pay. He goes to a VA hospital and says how
great the veterans are and they deserve
good health care, and then he cuts 164,000 off their VA benefits.
That is not a president who understands
that it's people that defend America, and not the folks in his
office deciding to go into Iraq.
--Howard Dean to Chris
Wallace (R-Nazi), Attribution
Excerpt:
Medicare beneficiaries will not be allowed
to buy insurance to cover their share of
prescription drug costs under the new Medicare
bill to be signed by Bush, the legislation says.
Millions of Medicare beneficiaries have
bought private insurance to fill gaps in Medicare.
But a little-noticed provision of the legislation
prohibits the sale of any Medigap policy that
would help pay drug costs after Jan. 1,
2006, when the new Medicare drug benefit becomes available.
If the Democrats hadn't jumped in bed with
Bush on this, HE would get all the blame when
people find out he sold them out to the
insurance lobby. Florida has tons of old people,
so why didn't Graham filibuster this crappy
bill that will screw seniors?
Quotes
"This fence is here for your protection. Do
not approach or try to cross, or you will be shot."
--sign posted in front of
the razor-wire fence in Abu Hishma,
http://www.bustbob.com/petition/
USC
No. 1 in polls, third in BCS
Oklahoma, after Mondale-size whipping, plays for championship
Excerpt:
Despite getting walloped by Kansas State
35-7 on Saturday night, Oklahoma will
take its 12-1 record to the Sugar Bowl
against LSU, which won the Southeastern
Conference championship by beating Georgia
34-13.
When I saw the 35-7 score, it was like they got the scores reversed.
Everybody knows more about football than I do, but the reason
Oklahoma only
scored 7 points is because once they got behind, they kept attempting
passes that
were 30 and 40 yards down the field, which gave the Wildcats
plenty of time to
either intercept the ball or knock it away or crunch the receiver
so hard he'd dropped it.
Even when they had a full second have to go, they continued to
throw these
get-it-all-back-on-one-play passes and that sealed their fate.
You guys who know
football, why didn't they throw ten yard passes and move down
the field and score?
Ask Bart
Bart,
Is it true that God gave his only begotten
son so that whosoever should
believe in him would become a homophobic,
Republican Jesus freak?
DR
DR, ...yes.
Bush
will beat Bush in 2004
by James Boyne
Excerpt:
President Bush is not a President. He is
just a kid. He is just a transient personality in history,
passing by, that history will barely mention
in a short one hundred years from now.
He will be remembered as the son of a President,
who came to office on the strength of "name recognition".
He will be remembered as a President who
was lead by the nose by special interest groups, lobbyists,
Cabinet appointees, major corporate interests,
and the hidden agenda of corrupt Republican politics.
He may be remembered as the President that
destroyed the Republican Party in the interests of "special interests".
What emerges in its place, no one knows.
He will be remembered, if he is remembered
at all, for the sheer folly of a foreign policy that alienated the world
against us. He will be remembered for reading
a bedtime story to a class of grammar school students as the worst
terrorist attack in our history took place.
He will be remembered for failing to sense the need to protect our great
nation and for failing to take the correct
retaliatory
action to exact reprisal from the true culprits and prevent further
attacks. And there will be further attacks,
which he himself alluded too.
I think it's impossible to gauge the stupidity of the American
voter.
I think Bush could admit he knew about 9-11 in advance and the
networks and the newspapers and
talk radio would spin it that he did it for us and the people
would smile and say, "Thank you, Dubya."
Hell, if we can't get our elected Democrats to vote against him, who thinks the people will?
Marty's
Entertainment Page
Sunday stories include:
Astro's Christmas album selections
Bonus fresh BAGnews
Miss World 2003
Helen Mirren is a dame
Willie Nelson, fundraiser
Snow scuttled Springsteen's Saturday show
'A Christmas Story' & the leg lamp
Bridget Fonda married Danny Elfman
Name that war
A naked cowboy
Penguins and a tiger
And some links
Legacy of a Bloody November
Excerpt:
The bloody month of November suggests another
possible future for the region. Mounting terrorism
and insurgency will push the United States
and its strongest coalition partners not to withdraw but to
pursue strategies of national interest
more vigorously. These will emphasize larger strike forces with
greater over-the-horizon firepower that
will concentrate on protecting oil facilities and fighting terrorist networks.
If America still had a free press, this would be "Bush's
bloodbath," not
"America's war or terrorism,"
because Saddam wasn't a threat to anybody but his own people.
During Clinton's years of peace and
prosperity, the GOP said thousands of times that our military
was stretched too think, that we had no
business nation-building and that we needed to avoid being the
world's policeman, but as soon as Bush
got a hardon for Iraqi's oil the stated goals of the GOP went
to hell and they changed their positions
100 percent while the Democrats merely went to sleep.
People need to be reminded that Bush lost the popular vote, even
counting the rape of democracy
that happened in Florida, so where is his mandate to change America
into the opposite of what the
last twice elected president saw for America's future?
If the Democrats would just fight back with words, we could
win in 2004.
This is Bush's war, this is Bush's Medicare
boondoggle, this is Bush's environmental disaster,
and above all look what the Bush economy has done
to three million jobs and the stock market
I'm not asking the Democrats to risk their lives by charging some
machine gun in a jungle.
I'm asking them to speak up.
...but I guess I'm asking too much.
Related story
White House Criticizes Kerry's Profanity
Excerpt:
John Kerry used profane language to assess
Bush's
fuck up in Iraq,
and Bush's chief of staff said Sunday he
was out of line.
Kerry uttered a profanity in an interview
in the latest Rolling Stone
to express his dismay over Bush's fuck
up in Iraq.
When asked about the success of Howard
Dean, whose anti-war message has
resounded with supporters, Kerry responded:
"When I voted for the war, I voted
for what I thought was best for the
country. Did I expect Howard Dean to go off
to the left and say, `I'm against everything?'
Sure. Did I expect George Bush
to fuck it up as badly as he did? I
don't think anybody did."
I have more respect for Kerry than I did yesterday.
Calling a fuck up "a fuck up" is what I want to hear from the
Democrats.
But this is just another phony issue that Bush and his good puppy
media are using
to distract people from the soldiers who are dying every day.
Let's remember that Bush and Cheney agreed, on an open micropghone,
that
Adam Clymer of the NY Whore Times was
"an asshole," and the less-famous
incident that the whore American press played down to help Bush,
the time he
said, "Fuck Saddam, we're taking him
out."
This wasn't a principled stand for an American president - it
was an opportunity for a
gang of thugs to murder thousands and steal their stuff, which
in this case was oil.
So screw Bush and his phoney outrage over the "F" word.
To the person with "naesg1" in their e-mail address.
Thank you for the PayPal donation, but that address cannot receive
mail.
When I sent you instructions to you on how to get in the members
section,
it bounces back to me so there's no way to get you in under that
address.
Funny, PayPal will let you send money with that address,
but it's not letting me e-mail you.
Please write with a different address so we can communicate.
OR, call the Bart Phone (918-493-1500) and leave your
number.
I'll call you.
Subject: signing people up
Yo Bart..
I mentioned this a year ago - a simple
request that all your "fans" send your site address
and recommend it to 10 friends with a request
that they send it to 10 of their friends and so on.
Chain letters work, AMWAY works... why not
"Chain-bart" ?
Matt
Matt, that sounds like a good idea, thanks.
CA
Disabled Fight Back Against Governator's Cuts
...and blood-soaked 'Maria, First Lady
of Darkness'
by my good friend, Nick
Dupree
Excerpt:
In a classic Reaganesque misdirection,
the Governator is having a disabled child light the state xmas tree this
year.
This same child relies on respite care
Arnold will try to end in his new budget. Pretty sick...attacking the child
you've got a photo op with. But disabled
people are used to being treated like circus bears by now, right?
As always with the GOP, those that need the most help are getting
hit the hardest.
Bush and Enron screwed California into bankruptcy, no naturally
the disabled will be
asked to sacrificed the most to get the state back on its feet.
It's just not right.
Subject: Some people
No matter what you do, somebody's going
to complain.
It's exactly what Jesus said about the
ex-leper: "There's no pleasing some people."
mantar
http://www.babesagainstbush.com/
A
rare BartCop Interview
Clickin' with libruls, we thank the Invisible Cloud Being
for BartCop.com
Excerpt:
And that¹s part of his appeal: The
fact that he¹s not a writer, doesn¹t know computers too
well,
and has no experience in broadcasting ‹
yet has managed to addict thousands of readers on a
daily basis, some of whom now donate their
time and talents to make his radio show a reality
is a tempting inspiration to frustrated
anti-Bushers who feel the game is already over. It helps
that he¹s damn funny, unpredictable,
streetwise, and able to dissect the spin in an almost
purposefully inelegant way. If you can
get past the typos, cheesy web clip-icons and crude design,
you¹ll find, between contributed political
cartoons and links to topical news articles, the sort of
red-meat commentary of which liberals have
been denied lately by the mainstream media.
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Quotes
"For those 'chicken hawks' to accuse others
of a lack of patriotism because they are
asking questions about why it is necessary
to put our young men and women at risk
is for me another hypocrisy. They were
elected to be representatives in a democratic
society, and they are crushing democratic
values when someone disagrees with them."
--Tim Robbins,
Attribution
Why
Dean Can't Beat Bush
by Nicholas D. Kristof
Excerpt:
America's heartland oozes suspicion of
Eastern elitists, and Mr. Dean's cockiness would exacerbate
that suspicion. Clinton oozed charm and
was fluent in Southern ("even a blind hog can find an acorn,"),
while Dean needs a Berlitz course in self-deprecating
folksiness.
Dean's recent remarks about Southern men
and Confederate flags showed both his awareness of this
problem and his ineptitude in addressing
it. He also described the episode as a "huge contretemps,"
and I doubt that anybody who publicly uses
the word "contretemps" can ever be elected president.
You get the feeling that if Dean and Bush
were stuck together in a small Missouri town, Dean would
lecture farmers about Thomas Paine's writings,
while Mr. Bush would have the cafe crowd in stitches
by doing impersonations of Mr. Dean.
I'm not saying this guy is right, but you should at least read
the column.
A southern military hero - I think - has a better chance than
a man
who Bush will call "a draft-dodger and
a northeastern liberal elitist."
America can't survive a radical, murdering monkey who never has to face voters again.
Great Christmas Gifts
Quotes
"President Bush has not only been radical and
extreme in terms of Democratic presidents
but in terms of Republican presidents,
including his own father. We have to change direction
before irreparable harm is done. This
administration is in danger of being the first in American
history to leave our nation worse off
than when they found it."
Hillary, Attribution
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Is there any chance you will be on the liberal talk radio network?
Tom Wright
Tom, I need to get a whole lot better.
Even with 21 shows out, that's still only about 21 hours in front
of a microphone.
The radio is sounding a lot better than the early shows,
but once I get my brain and my mouth connected, it'll get real
good.
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Click to Enter
'Miserable
failure' links to Bush
The pinheaded chimp has been 'Google Bombed'
.
Excerpt:
Web users entering the words "miserable
failure" into the popular search engine are directed
to the biography of the president on the
White House website. The trick is possible because
Google searches more than just the contents
of web pages - it also counts how often a site is
linked to, and with what words.
Thus, members of an online community can affect the results
of Google searches - called "Google bombing"
- by linking their sites to a chosen one.
ha ha - and what a great picture they used
America
where are you now?
Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
Don't you know we need you now.
We can't fight alone against this monster
I was going to let this go but I got so much mail about it.
I know Monster was written by Steppenwolf and not
John Lennon.
It seems like we've been screaming "America, where are you
now?" for so long
and most people, busy with their jobs and kids, don't know how
much trouble we're in.
These busy people just might vote for Bush so he can "protect"
them.
The reference to John Lennon was my frustration leaking out.
Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was..
times 444
....this issue it's
times 445
More Americans lives snuffed out by Gangster's theft of the White House.
Soon - we'll be at 500, and then 800 and then 1000.
Will the Democrats be willing to fight for their country next
November?
Or will they just hand it to Bush on their knees, like they did
in 2000 and 2002?
..
I'm no longer arming al Qaeda.
Total deaths since President Giggle and Kill said, "Bring
'em On": 239
240
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2496.....
2504
wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
Many of them are missing arms, legs, eyes and their memories
from head wounds.
Oh, and the burn victims will make your heart sink.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
How much more are we willing to tolerate?
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Dave H from Florida
Ever heard of Neil Bush?
Excerpt:
Ever heard of Neil Bush? No? Well, that's
not surprising. Know anything about the 1988
Silverado Savings and Loan failure in Colorado
that cost taxpayers at least $1.3 billion?
Never heard of it? Maybe you are too young
to remember, or as a fan of the Bush family, you would rather forget.
Neil Bush is the almost invisible younger
son of George and Barbara Bush. He's the black sheep of the family,
the one who missed being indicted for his
role in Silverado by the length of his father's presidential coat tails.
But Neil has once again come to public attention
for his role in helping Chinese corporations increase exports
to the United States, all for an annual
fee of $400,000. This at a time when his brother's administration is trying
to achieve just the opposite.
Once again, the pink tutu Democrats repeatedly drop the ball.
During the first five years of Whitewater, why didn't the Democrats
constantly
remind voters
that Jim McDougal playing funny money with three hundred times
less money than what
Neil Bush stole from the taxpayers - but they all remained silent
and let their president be
impeached by the vengeful bastards who couldn't beat him at the
ballot box.
Clinton, who was innocent of everything except Monica, was crucified
because he was a Democrat,
and Neil Bush gets a free pass for stealing over a billion because
his daddy was a republican.
Bottom line - they fight and we're afraid to.
One more thing - remember all the attacks against Roger Clinton
for trading on the Clinton name?
The Bush bastards have been doing that for decades, but when
they trade on their name, you can
bet your ass a whole lot of Americans will die as a result.
"I'm nobody's
iddiot."
From: Larry McBride
Subject: Your homework
(Note: Most of what Larry sends here doesn't get printed.)
Your homework for the weekend.
Check it out item by item.
It explains why your ridiculous "Bush was
AWOL" claim is just plain stupid.
All the rest of your accusations of Bush
crumble into dust.
Feel free to check out other "Urban Legends"
at www.snopes.com
Larry
Larry, snopes can't (and didn't) say Bush never went AWOL because
snopes
doesn't have the power to go back in time and change the facts.
Snopes merely pointed out that Bush didn't write that comedy
resume.
Here's what snopes said:
The George W. Bush "résumé,"
one of the most forwarded items of 2003, is a mixed bag
of entries of varying degrees of truthfulness,
many of them quite complex and/or subjective in nature.
We haven't had the time to properly delve
into the multiplicity of claims contained in it yet.
However, because so many of our readers
have asked us about this e-mail, we list here a couple of
links to other sources which attempt to
document (or refute) the items listed in the "résumé."
The first link under "Did Bush really go AWOL" is http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030411.html
They said:
In 1972, four years into his six-year
guard commitment, he was asked to work for the campaign of Bush family
friend Winton Blount, who was running for
the U.S. Senate in Alabama. In May Bush requested a transfer to an
Alabama Air National Guard unit with no
planes and minimal duties. Bush's immediate superiors approved the
transfer, but higher-ups said no. The matter
was delayed for months. In August Bush missed his annual flight
physical and was grounded. (Some have speculated
that he was worried about failing a drug test--the Pentagon
had instituted random screening in April.)
In September he was ordered to report to a different unit of the Alabama
guard, the 187th Tactical Reconnaissance
Group in Montgomery. Bush says he did so, but his nominal superiors
say they never saw the guy, there's
no documentation he ever showed up, and not one of the six or seven
hundred soldiers then in the unit has
stepped forward to corroborate Bush's story.
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