Subject: Osama bin Bartcop

Bart,

You are a Putz and a fucking Fuckhead.
Shit fills your head and flows out your ears and nostrils.

<snip - he was over-the-top vulgar>

Sir, I believe your statements are in error.
If you were of person of substance, perhaps having a web page that could be held accountable,
I would enjoy making you my submissive bitch while dozens of readers watched and laughed.
 

You dumb fuckhead, when you give clinton credit for doing anything in Bosnia, Kosovo or any
other place in old Yugoslavia and having zero casualties, remember one thing you stupid-ass dipshit:
WE DID NOT GO TO WAR OR DO ANYTHING DANGEROUS AT ALL.
WE JUST WERE THERE TO PROP UP OUR NATO PALS MORALE.

You're saying that stopping genocide is of no value?
Perhaps views like that are what cost your side the last three popular votes.

One of Bush''s pretend reasons for invading Iraq was that Saddam gassed the Kurds when he was
on the Bush payroll, so why is current, ongoing mass murder a lesser crime than past mass murder?
 

Clinton did one fucking good thing which was to bomb the Communist motherf-ing Chinese embassy.
Did you cheer that, you bullshitting xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxx?

Blowing up an embassy of diplomats is usually a bad idea.
And when you say, with Texas-sized vulgarity, that Clinton only did one good thing,
why did you fail to list eight years of peace and prosperity?
Why do you prefer Bush's war, death and recession to Clinton's Paradise?
 

You hate it that Bush caught Saddam and you say YOU DO NOT CARE.

I had no interest in Saddam's capture, and neither did America.
Saddam was Bush's pet project that cost $150B, so far,  and killed 450 brave soldiers, so far.
What kind of self-esteem issues to you have that capturing a tinhorn, petty tyrant a half a world away
would give you cause to celebrate?  Saddam was never a threat to us, and he had nothing to do with 9-11.

Your cute title, Osama bin Bartcop, was another error.

If I was president, I would put America's resources into capturing Bush's friend Osama.
Don't you think we should go after the bastard who killed 3000 Americans?
You seem to be afflicted with a brain similar to the Unelected Chimp.
I feel very sorry for you ...and I might even pray for your brain.
 

Of course you don't, you are a motherfucking jackass on the other side.
Your pals are commies and Muslim extremists.
Fuck you and that red communist horse you rode in on.

ha ha

I've never had sex with my mother,
I don't know even one commie or Muslin extremist,
and I did not ride anywhere on a horse, and I refuse
to let you enjoy the immense pleasure of blowing me.

...and I would so enjoy tearing your soul apart in a live forum.

If you could somehow rise to the level of personhood,
I would enjoy deconstructing you.
 

Oh, but you say it would be so important if we caught Osama bin Laden
and you criticize Bush for not catching him.  I don't give a fuck about him
because he is buried inside a mountain in Afghanistan and nobody sees him.

Nobody saw him when he blew up New York, either.
Why would his lack of visibility prevent you from wanting justice
for the 3000 New Yorkers and Pentagon workers who were killed?
That abby-normal Bush brain of yours should be tried for treason.

In your lust to bend over for Bush, you're giving bin Laden a f-ing pass.
That's another difference between us - I want the guilty guy caught/killed
and you celebrate the capture of a man who was never a threat to us.
 

The Afghanies have their own government operating and that is important.

Yeah, ...my whole day turns on the importance of the Afghan government.
 

So go fuck yourself.
I know you can do it you fag ass gassbag hermaphrodite.

ha ha

"Gassbag" might be appropriate, if it was spelled correctly.
If I was gay I would say so.

The fact that you consider being homosexual the ultimate evil is just more proof that
you're a Republican who hates innocent Americans.  Again, this is why you lost the last
three presidential elections. You're a pinhead loser in a party of hate and America rejects you.

...and much to my chagrin, I only have male sex organs.
 

Go fuck yourself and give yourself AIDS and gonhorrhea.

Bill Tomkins
 

Bill, that was another group of errors on your part.
I am not a victim of AIDS, and nobody on Earth has "gonhorrhea."

I'm also ignorant as to how to "fuck myself."
If you have a camcorder, perhaps you could send me a video?

ha ha

I enjoyed this exchange waaaay more than you could know.
With an IQ of 64, I don't often get to be the smartest guy in the room.

Please write again.
I can really use a monkey like you..


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