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Quotes
"They thought that we would rue it.
They doubted we'd do it. But now
they must admit it, that succeed we
did."
--Peggy Noonan, sounding more
like The Chimp every day Attribution
Bush:
Saddam deserves public trial, execution
Kill-happy bastard never saw a problem that death couldn't fix
Excerpt:
"I think he ought to receive the ultimate penalty
... for what he has done to his people," the Pinhead said.
"I mean, he is a torturer, a murderer, they had
rape rooms. This is a disgusting tyrant who deserves justice,
the ultimate justice. But that will be
decided not by me but by the citizens of Iraq in one form or another."
The Chimp has no concept of what words mean.
Why bother with a trial if Bush wants him
dead?
What if he's found "not guilty" by the Iraqi
court?.
Bush is going to have him killed either way, so why bother with
a show trial?
What will Muslims think when murdering Bush delivers the verdict before the trial?
Quotes
"I think they came into office looking for
the opportunity, not quite sure how to get it.
And 9-11, presto: perfect opportunity...I
think they made the decision to go after Saddam,
and worked very hard to find the evidence
to justify it. But they failed. That evidence was not there.
It is not there. It was a wrong war.
It was an unnecessary war. And it is a $150 billion mess today."
--Wesley Clark, to Chris the Screamer
Attribution
Subject: You're very disgraceful person
To: Joe@msnbc.com
CC: bartcop@bartcop.com
Excerpt:
As far as the ratings, a WNBA game draws
more viewers than "Hardball" and your ratings have been in the basement
since your
show first aired. Jerry Nachmen and
the powers that be at MSNBC haven't cancelled either show. Plus,
during the height of the
Gary Condit scandal a young female staffer
was found dead in your congressional office with head wounds, yet the story
didn't
make a peep in the national media after
the fact. The medical exaimer hadn't declare how or why she died
and the same M.E.
has a record of making false reports -
so where is the liberal bias, Joe?
Subject: the "Bush Boom"
Saddam Denies Having WMD
Excerpt:
Saddam has denied to his interrogators
that his regime had WMDs and ties to al-Qaida.
He has greeted his initial interrogation
with a mix of sarcasm and defiance, the officials said,
discussing the questioning only on the
condition of anonymity. Some of his responses are
regarded as an attempt to rationalize and
justify his actions, the officials said.
Saddam has complied with simple commands
to stand up and sit down, but officials said
he has not provided much useful information
on the guerrilla war or other matters.
Saddam's denials match those of his regime
before the most recent war. U.S. officials
say the denials are expected, particularly
in the early stages of an interrogation, before
his interrogators establish a rapport with
him.
When did they change "cattle prods" to "rapport?"
Saddam is in the hands of a monster that
he can't even begin to fathom.
All the allegations we've heard about Saddam,
I've never heard that he killed just for sport.
Saddam, meet America's monster - a madman
worse than Uday - he giggles when he kills.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
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America
under Bush - While one policeman forcibly subdues a demonstrator,
another takes aim during the FTAA protests in Miami on Nov. 20.
This is America?
Excerpt:
In Miami, police unleashed unprecedented
fury on demonstrators -- most of them
seniors and union members. Is this how
Bush's war on terror will be fought at home?
Subject: News "oversight" confirmation
I writing in reponse to the "Media Cover-Up?" "story" found on your site 12/15/03.....
I too lived in Saudi Arabia (during 1998)
and noticed that there was a LOT of news that was never
reported in the United States, but was
reported everywhere else, (i.e...before the Cole incident, there
was a dramatic "rescue" of some tourists
in Yemen..a few whities were killed (I know that's not too
politically correct..but....That's how
I felt as an American in Riyadh..an outsider...as a woman and an infidel.)
....and this in 1998...Scary when you wake up
one day and realise that just about every thing you've been
taught about your country is a lie.....
Cornczech
Subject: Hey, I'm a Weather Dude and It's Not a Matter of Trust!
Hey, Bart, please don't knock us weather
dudes.
We try but meteorology is still an inexact
science and so much mathematics
(all the way up to Bifurcations of Differential
Equations) goes into it.
Additionally, do you remember in "Jurassic
Park" how Jeff Goldblum explained the Chaos Theory?
That is actually true!
There are small, undetectable, synoptic-scale
meteorological phenomana that can change the weather in big ways!
So, we try. But winter storms are
the most difficult types of storms to predict!
However, thanks to the new phased-array
radar being installed next year, it will now give people
advance warning of a tornado 20 minutes
or more in advance. (Previous warning time was about 12 minutes.)
So, please don't knock us!
We do try!
You're right, I should direct my anger at the station for lying
about accuracy. In Tulsa, we get
"pin-point, street level, five-day super-accurate
forecast" promised, but like you said,
predicting the weather is pretty much a crap shoot so I with
they'd just admit that.
I think the Weather Dudes should have to use 60 seconds of each
day's weather report
to tell us how "super-accurate" the forecast was that they delivered
the day before.
Carry on, Weather Dude.
Yes, that's really him.
Vulgar Pigboy
Excerpt:
"I hope they hang him," a Philadelphia woman
told TV interviewers, "after all he's done to us."
Saddam Hussein is, indeed, a vile monster
who tyrannized and terrorized Iraq for many years.
But Saddam has done nothing to us.
Hoodwinking the American public into believing
Saddam posed a threat to the United States was deliberate
- and apparently successful. But Saddam
has done nothing to us. A majority of Americans seem to believe
he had something to do with 9/11 (maybe
they confuse him with Osama bin Laden), but there is little evidence
that he ever had much substantive connection
with al-Qaeda. No Iraqis were involved in the 9/11 atrocities
- or, for that matter, any attacks on Americans
before we invaded their country. So, yes, let's be glad Saddam
will be brought to justice, but because
he's a tyrant, not because he ever did anything directly to us."
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Quotes
"The choice in this campaign has now become
clear.
Howard Dean and now Al Gore say they
want to take our country back.
I want to take America forward."
--Joe Lieberman, proving again what a lousy choice he was for
Gore in 2000 Attribution
Saddam
by Ricky Z
Excerpt:
The bad depressing news coming out of Iraq
for the last nine months hasn't been daily reports of
Saddam eluding capture, you freaking dumb-ass
Republican brick heads. The bad news has been
the daily killing of American soldiers,
foreign contractors, and Iraqi government officials. The bad
news is the reconstruction is going horribly,
and the country looks to be on the brink of chaos.
The
Threat From Computerized Voting Machines
by Martin Sheen more president
than Bush
Excerpt:
The California Secretary of State has ordered
that these new computerized voting machines print out
a paper copy of your vote for your approval
before the vote is registered. These printouts would then
be saved in case the machines malfunction
or there is any question as to whether or not they have been
tampered with. Without them we would just
have to trust the companies that make the machines
--companies like Diebold whose CEO, Walden
W. O'Dell, recently wrote in a fundraising letter for
the Republicans, "I am committed to helping
Ohio deliver its electoral votes to the President next year."
Without a paper trail, there is no way to
reliably validate an election or conduct a reliable recount.
It's that simple.
If you buy a Slurpee at 7-11, they offer
you a receipt that confirms and registers your purchase.
Isn't our right to vote worth at least
as much as a Slurpee?
Subject: Milosevich vs. Saddam
Don't you think that would make a great comparison?
The crimes of Milosevich vs. the Crimes
of Saddam,
and then how much cost in lives and money
each was to capture?
Paul
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Quotes
"Who out there really believes that some French
company would be awarded a contract at the expense of,
say, Halliburton? Halliburton is charging
American occupation authorities $2.64 a gallon - and that may be
a low estimate - to bring in gasoline
from Kuwait. Any company that can get away with a feat like that in
the oil-rich Middle East doesn't need
to worry about foreign competition for taxpayers' dollars."
--SunSpot.net Opinion, Attribution
Excerpt:
U.S. Sen. John Breaux of Louisiana (D-Bush's
Monica) says he won't run for a fourth term,
dampening prospects for fellow Democrats
to win control of the Senate next year.
The exact opposite is true.
Breaux has been Bush's cabana boy since
before Bush stole the White House.
This is a loss for Bush, not the
Democrats.
We need another Demo senator voting with
Bush like Rodney King needed more shots to the head.
In a statement, the Never-Elected
Fraud praised Breaux for putting "party politics aside"
to help in
getting his 2001 tax cut passed over objections
from many Democrats.
Damn, that hurt!!
That last sentence by Bush knocked me out
of my chair.
Why?
Because Bush told the truth.
I'm thinking it's the first time ever.
John Breaux told the Democrats to "F
off," so he could suckle Dubya's sweet
nipples of cold cash.
John Breaux has been spooning Dubya the
entire time he's been on the national stage.
Tom Daschle praised Breaux as a good friend
whose strength was a willingness
to reach across the aisle on key issues.
Oh Koresh, I can hardly stand the irony.
If John Breaux or Tom Daschle ever says
anything complimentary about bartcop.com
I would feel duty-bound to end my life
to give other Nazi-fighting websites more respect.
Please, John and Tom, please never let
bartcop.com hit your radar.
(Does a shot of Canadian whiskey)
Goodbye, Senator Cabanaboy.
Maybe we'll be lucky enough to get a Democrat
to replace you.
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was 453
....this issue it's 
times 456
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2516.....
2595
wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
George
W. Bush and the Anti-Publican Party: When hatred is justified
saw it on evilGOPbastards.com
Excerpt:
The GOP knows that popular programs such
as Social Security and Medicare can never be abolished politically.
They also know
that these programs can only be funded
through progressive taxation on the rich. Therefore, the only way to kill
these programs and
the resultant tax liabilities on the wealthy
is to deliberately bankrupt and cripple the American government through
a policy of tax reduction.
To this end they have been remarkably successful
just three years into the administration of George W. Bush.
In good Straussian fashion, George W. Bush
and the Republican Party utilized a conscious strategy of lying to an all-too-easily
deceived peasantry -- offering refunds
of "your money" to the voters, when what they were really planning were
gigantic tax cuts
for the plutocrats and cuts in crucial
government services vital to the peons.
Presidential poll - final results
34% Dean
28% Clark
21% Kucinich
8% Sharpton
0% Gephardt
4% Braun
1% Edwards
0% Lieberman
2% Kerry
1% Oil Chimp
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CNN
was quite the Bush soldier Monday
They're afraid FOX will call them "liberal"
if they don't worship Stupid
I don't remember the exact words, but reporting
from Baghdad, they said something like,
"The city's population erupted when they saw
Saddam's captured ass on Iraqi TV.
They spilled into the street and shot
guns in a city-wide celebration," then
they cut to
about a dozen people in the street and
did close ups of them to confirm that all Baghdaddians
were united in their joy that they no longer
have water or power.
They did the same thing when the boys pulled
Saddam's statue down. With maybe 1,000 people
in the town square, they had to zoom in
to avoid showing the massive wide open and empty spaces.
Doing anything and everything to legitimize
the Illegal Fraud and his criminal gangsters,
the networks want America's downward spiral
to continue for some damn reason.
Reminder:
They're so afraid of Bush and Karl Rove,
the American whore press won't even ask him
how many times he's been arrested and convicted
of a crime.
White House Admits Pre-9/11 Warnings; Bush Still Denies It
Excerpt:
The problem for the president and the administration
is that the White House has previously admitted
that the president had personally received
such specific warnings. As ABC News reported in May of 2002,
"White House officials acknowledge that U.S.
intelligence officials informed President Bush weeks before the
September 11th attacks that Osama bin Laden's
terrorist network might try to hijack American planes."
As Condoleezza Rice said at a hastily called
press conference to spin these revelations, the President
specifically received an "analytic report"
on August 6th, 2001 at his Crawford mansion that "talked about
Osama bin Laden's methods of operation"
and "mentioned hijacking." According to Reuters, that report
was congruent with "intelligence since
1998 that said followers of bin Laden were planning to strike
U.S. targets, hijack U.S. planes."
Yet the timid democrats refuse to hold Bush
accountable.
Congress impeached Clinton for sex, but
they give Bush a total pass for what was at least deadly stupidity
and possibly advanced knowledge of an attack
that would make him America's king.
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Subject: Listening to the radio show now...
Bart & Associates,
I'm listening to the radio show now (just got the CDs in the mail.)
Bart,
This is NOT what I imagined your voice would
be like. I like that you're a fellow
Southerner (Born and raised in Houston,
here.) I guess I thought you'd be about
my age (30.) Probably all of your
readers imagine you are the same age as them.
Having said that, your word is powerful.
Funny, very funny and intelligent.
But hearing your voice - man, this radio
thing is going to work. I can feel it.
You're going to the top.
At first I thought you were a crank.
Six months later I was totally addicted because it was
so damn funny. Now your website has
a lot of weight when compared with the other news
websites I frequent. I value your
opinion because I've been reading you for about two years.
Now, having heard you speak the thoughts I've been reading at bartcop.com?
You speak the truth, Bart. DO NOT FORGET THAT!
I'm now converted to caring about my country.
It's not because of you,
but it's nice to hear a voice of sanity
in a sea of misinformation.
I'll do my best to support you and spread
your commentary to others.
Dommael
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From: Brandt B
Subject: Saddam
Bart,
You know damn well that if Clinton had bagged
Hussein, you liberals would be
prancing around and talking about how great
a military (loathing) leader Clinton is.
Why do you think Saddam needed "bagging?"
Because he gassed the Kurds when hje was Bush's the smarter's
partner in crime?
That was pure horseshit
- Bush the lesser just wanted to steal some oil and make money.
Bin Laden and Saddam have made Bush and Halliburton hundreds
of millions of dollars.
So get off your self righteous high horse
and give credit where it is due.
Brandt
Credit for what?
Getting 455 brave soldiers killed for no damn reason?
Yeah, I 'credit' Bush for that because he was responsible.
The never-elected deserter should resign in disgrace for lying us into this fake war.
Where is Bart?
Subject: Just a Note
Bart,
So glad I don't get cable plus anymore.
How can you put up with the hysteria?
I suppose it's your job, but I pity you.
Dude, no need to pity me.
I have a good time every day, except when I stub my toe.
Guess what...the stock market went down
today.
ken
Well, I hate to say "I told you so,"
but
when the FOX whores said the
stock market would go up 1,000 points after we caught Saddam,
I was itching for a piece of that bet, but they were just lying
again.
Point:
There's not one conservative on the internet who will
agree to gamble with me.
(Proceeds to go to whichever charity we agree on that posts contributions.)
It's so easy to set the terms, and the conservative always
has the option to take my bet or refuse it.
But by refusing the bet, that means they agree with me.
Like this stock market deal - I would've given two-to-one odds
that FOX was lying about the 1,000 points.
They'd have the option of taking that bet or agreeing with me
that FOX is crazy.
The same applies to my bet that Ahnold will be Biography's story
whore of 2003.
But they refuse to put their money where they claim their mouth is, so I'd win every time.
ha ha
...ain't nothin' to it, when you're on the side of truth.
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Tomkins
Subject: Osama bin BartCop
ha ha
This was the most fun I've had in a long time.
Hold your head up.
One day, when a Democrat fights back,
if we can ever get the GOP into a fair
fight,
we will kick their lying asses back to
Houston.
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