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America where are you now?
Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
Don't you know we need you now?
We can't fight alone against this monster
Update:
I'm having another one of those days.
We got the new computer - we won't know if it works until we
get it hooked up.
We can't hook it up because the bastards at Comp USA gave me
PS2 wires instead of USB.
We've already spent two hours at Wal-Mart spending $58 for a USB
mouse and keyboard.
Plus the KVH whatever is missing a cable so we're back to Comp
USA for the fourth time.
Apparently this is the most technically complicated feat ever
attempted in Hellhole, Oklahoma.
We'll be down until I can find somebody in this backwater sewer
who's smarter than me.
It could be days, it could be weeks.
Bart
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"The intensity among Democrats may appear to
result from the debate over Iraq, but its roots
go back to impeachment and Florida.
Then, after 9/11, Bush betrayed the bipartisan consensus
that had supported the Afghanistan
war by smearing the congressional Democrats as unpatriotic.
With that, in the 2002 midterm elections,
he took back the Senate, rendering them impotent.
The Democrats' illusion of good faith
had disarmed them. They had behaved as though they
were dealing with the elder Bush.
--Sidney Blumenthal, Attribution
2004
begins with massive military mobilization in US cities
Black Hawk helicopters over Las Vegas, snipers in Times Square
Excerpt:
These measures, aimed at terrorizing and
intimidating the population, must be taken
as a serious warning of the aims of the
Bush administration in 2004 and beyond.
The military and police mobilization over
New Year's failed to produce any arrests or
evidence of a terrorist plot. Yet this
far-flung operation did not provoke the slightest
skepticism or criticism from within the
media and political establishment. Not a single
voice - least of all from the Democratic
Party - suggested that the government should
be required to substantiate its claims
or justify its extraordinary measures.
This posture of unquestioning faith in the
good word of the Bush administration follows the
thorough exposure of its pre-war statements
in support of war against Iraq - from lurid tales
of WMD stockpiles to allegations of Iraqi
links to Al Qaeda - as a tissue of lies. No one on
the public airwaves so much as suggests
that a government that lies in order to drag its population
into war should not be given a carte blanche
to militarize all aspects of daily life within the US.
I can't see the B.F.E.E giving up their absolute power.
Once you've tasted wealth and unstoppable military power, human
nature tells you to hang onto that.
Look for an "October surprise"
of spectacular terror to allow Bush to stay in the White House.
Since the press will report whatever propaganda Karl Rove feeds
them, Bush will remain king.
Quotes
"All this fuss about Judge Roy Moore and his
Ten Commandments monument...
What if his monument read, "There is
no God?"
Would they still say he has a right
to put the monument on state property?
--a letter to the editors of USA
Today
Saddam
in the Slammer, so why are we on Orange?
by David Hackworth
Excerpt:
Was the price our warriors paid in blood
worth the outcome?
Are we any safer than before our pre-emptive
invasion?
Even though Saddam is in the slammer and
the fourth-largest army in the world is junkyard scrap,
Christmas 2003 was resolutely Orange, and
2004 looks like more of the same. Or worse.
(I think Hack is saying Dean was right.)
Our first New Year's resolution should be
to find out if the stated reasons for our pre-emptive strike
- Iraq's purported WMDs and Saddam's connection
with al-Qaeda - constituted a real threat to our
national security. Because, contrary to
public opinion, the present administration hasn't yet made the
case that Saddam and his sadists aided
and abetted al-Qaeda's attacks on 9/11. We also need to know
why our $30 billion-a-year intelligence
agencies didn't read the tea leaves correctly, as well as what's
being done besides upgrading the color
code to prevent other similar strikes.
Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz and Tommy Franks should
be required to report to a congressional committee
convened to investigate both the invasion
and the planning - or lack of planning - for the occupation of Iraq.
Subject: your free radio show
bartcop;
I tried to listen to the free preview courtesy of perkel.
everytime i clicked on 'listen' it asked
for a password. I mean, what the fuck!
you expect people to subscribe but half
of your column is about how fucked up your system is.
get your shit together and maybe you could pick up a couple dozen more subscribers for christ sakes!
Lige
p.s. ; your political opinion is right on
the money.
it's the one sight that i read everyday
Lige, that frustration you're feeling?
Imagine that multiplied by a hundred, then
living with it for a full year.
Imagine having something to say, and knowing
dozens of people willing to listen,
but my two Dixie-cups-and-a-string Windows/Soundblaster/M-Audio
equipment
are less compatable than Jeff Goldblum's
Mac and the mothership in Independence Day
If I could afford a tech, I'd hire one.
Twice, I've flown Tommy to Tulsa with my
free air miles, but he can't come here everytime my
sound card blows up because it happens
weekly. Lots of people want to help, but you can't do
sound issues over the net. You have to
be in my studio to hear what's going on.
There's no reason on Earth why that stupid
password box should pop up.
The files were in the same directory as
the pictures, and they require no password.
The downloads worked, but not the "instant
load" technology.
Things really aren't supposed to be this way.
I'm fifty, I've been around long enough
to know the odds of something working.
It's just not possible that this expensive
equipment can break every day and then stay broke.
Even with new tires on smooth streets,
I get 3-4 flats every day in the first mile of driving.
Perhaps a new computer that's never connected
to the net with help?
It's impossible that it keeps happening,
but it does - it makes no sense.
The most logical assumption is that God
has a personal vendetta against me.
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Subject: my two cents on Dean
Bart... thanks for posting the "Wes Clark
bandwagon" letter by a Dean-iac.
I agree with his take, and here's my two
cents....
I, too (along with your respondent/letter
writer below) am getting a little bit frustrated
at the relentless "Dean CAN'T win" comments
at your site. I've heard that for months
and months - pretty much every time I try
to say to any of my Dem friends "You know
that Dean, he's saying all the right
things..."
But Dean keeps doing things right, surviving
the occasional gaffs and shark attacks and
media-whore misquotes.
(I no longer try to be a Dean booster among friends).
LJBK
LJBK, I don't think I said "Dean can't win," but lots of people have "read" that on this page.
I'm saying General Clark can take away Bush's biggest weapon without saying a word.
Tell it
to the hand - I don't care.
Get Howard Dean
Excerpt:
Howard Dean is the front-runner for the
Democratic nomination because he's not afraid to act like a Democrat.
He talks about the things that matter to
working people afraid of losing their hard-won middle class status -- their
health insurance, their kid's school, their
next job, the security of their retirement. And he gives it to the Republicans
with the bark off. He seems happiest when
he's mad as hell, and this appeals to the kind of people who vote in
Democratic primaries because they're angry
too. They're angry because the Republicans are getting away with
murder and the Democrats have spent most
of the last three years on the ropes.
Marty's Entertainment Page
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Britney Spears Weds in Vegas
Excerpt:
Britney Spears marched down the aisle in
Las Vegas on Saturday, marrying Jason Alexander
at the Little White Wedding Chapel on the
Strip, according to People.com. The bride wore jeans
and a baseball cap, according to People.com,
and had a hotel bellman walk her down the aisle.
This only caught my eye because it was so sad.
I love the idea of suddenly getting married in Vegas, but this
poor kid is becoming Macaulay Culkin.
She made so many multi-millions as a kid but she really has no
idea what's going on.
I mean, what girl hasn't fantasized about getting married in
jeans and a baseball cap?
How romantic to have some hotel bellman walk you down the aisle.
I think our little Britney got drunk at The Palms and made
a vodka decision.
Once the most famous virgin on the planet, Spears was passed around
Hollywood like a bad script.
And who does she finally marry?
.. 
George
Castanza??
We should've known the Madonna kiss was a desperate cry for help.
We should've known all that public nudity was an SOS from a woman
in distress.
Britney Seeks Annulment
Excerpt:
An unnamed source close to singer told
People.com that the wedding
was a joke that went too far and Spears
is planning an annulment.
Yeah, she sobered up the next morning and said, "I did f-ing what last night?"
Subject: Dean bashing
What's up w/the Dean bashing?
Are you trying to drive Deanistas from
your site?
Dozens of readers
OK, new rule:
I won't print any more of these unless you quote an example of
my "bashing."
If I say, in my opinion, Secretariat could outrun
Seattle Slew, that's not
bashing Seattle Slew.
They were both great horses, but you can't always fit two entries
into the Number One spot.
I've often said there can be a difference between what's being
said and what's being heard.
People are reading bad things about Dean at bartcop.com
that aren't being written.
Also, I find it curious that I've seen no Deaniac e-mail addressing what seems to be the the central issue.
If you believe this election
will not be about fear, terrorism and the military - please explain
why.
If you believe Dean can out-military
the Four Star General - please explain why.
If you believe another four
years of Bush won't be that bad - please explain why.
I realize facing the facts can be politically risky.
I could be all "Dean is the man and
Bush is in trouble," and get more/bigger donations.
As always, I'm not sure I'm right, but when people are unwilling
to address the central issue - when
people find themselves unable to answer the questions, it reinforces
the possibility that I could be right.
Would it be a better world if we could change the facts?
Yes, but since we can't, we have to play the cards we're dealt.
This is going to be a long, emotional and heated political year.
Like the nine demo candidates, we shouldn't be attacking each
other.
We have to remember Priority One is getting rid of the murdering
monster.
http://www.militarycity.com/valor/honor2.html
Quotes
"Should we forgive Pete Rose for gambling?
God, it's been 14 years.
It didn't take us that long to forgive
Japan."
-- a friend of Pete Rose on whore NBC, saw it myself
Subject: Howard Dean, ...Tiger Woods
I understand your worry about Howard Dean, we all just want to make damn sure we do all we can to get rid of Bush.
I, for one though, am not so sure that Bush
would own Dean when it comes to national security issues. Not if
Dean is
willing to stick to his guns and continue
to make Bush accountable for the mess we are in. All he has to do is run
daily ads
featuring endless clips of news stories
of the tradgedies in Iraq.."Ten Soldiers Burned to Death in Iraq today"
"Five Year Old
Iraqi Boy Shot Through the Head Today",
"Riots Against Americans in Iraq Turns into Bloody Shootout" "Terrorism
on the
Rise in Iraqi Towns." "Hatred for
America On the Rise" "America on Highest Terror Alert Since 9-11".....
Maybe he can end each ad with a simple "Who were the people responsible for 9-11?"
I am already collecting stories for him.
The press can't play dumb forever.
Bush's strength may be his weakness.
P.S. Stick with your hunch on Tiger Woods, he is a self-absorbed crybaby.
P.W
Golf Professional (We are not all republicans)
Pete, you have a good point about Dean, but in my opinion, Clark
is already there.
You're describing steps Dean could take to get where Clark already
is.
(Of course, this will be seen as an attack on Dean, which it's
not.)
Next time you see Tiger, tell him I'll lift the very effective
BartCop Hex
if he:
Apologizes to Clinton for snubbing
him
Gives a million to the United
Negro College Fund
Stops blaming others when he
misses a putt.
Subject: crunching the Bush campaign
Bart,
Last week I was so broke the dems turned
my contribution down.
All I could afford was five dollars.
The guy who called me said that processing
it would actually lose money.
So how's this for a cute passive aggressive
idea?
Everybody sends the Bush reelection fund
a check for a dollar.
Sammy
ha ha
That sounds like a good idea.
I'll mail them a check for a buck and see if they cash it or
throw it away.
Here's the B.F.E.E. address:
BUSH-CHENEY '04, Inc.
P.O. BOX 10648
Arlington, VA 22210
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Things to do today:
Buy another computer,
install defective Sound Blaster sound card
If that works, get in funny mood,
record radio show
The
NCAA Football Championship
Observations and suggestions
Jessica Simpson sang the national anthem.
She sang it very well, ...like a professional singer would.
I had no idea she could sing.
Terry Bowden gets some kind of award, but I can't think of the
right name for it.
Thursday night, he was "Terry Trojan," screaming ever so breathlessly
into the TV camera,
"Nobody can say USC didn't win this national
championship. You can't even argue with that."
Last night, he was all, "You can't argue
with the computer - Oklahoma is Number One."
I won't say he's a prostitute, because maybe he just wised up.
Did you see the Ford pickup commercial just before the game?
Live, right there on Bourbon Street,
they gave three old white men in blue shirts keys to three different
Ford pickups. One of the three
engines started, and suddenly one old, white man with a blue
shirt had won a F-150 for life.
BTW, have you seen that radical new Chevy pickup?
..
I don't even like pickups, but that looks like fun.
When LSU scored first, the Superdome went f-ing berzerk
Mrs. Bart muttered under her breath, "Enjoy
it while you can."
She's no Sooner football fan, but she knows that "Sooner Magic"
works.
Sidebar:
Carville was in a pre-game skit, saying
football trumps politics.
We liked the Snoop Dogg halftime show.
I think everyone exonerated for murder should have an
NFL halftime show.
Early in the third quarter:
Cajuns ahead 21-7.
This is no time to panic.
There's lots of time to panic in the next 45 minutes.
Oklahoma has too many guns to think it's over.
...it's over.
Contrary to what you think you saw, LSU did not maul Oklahoma.
My sources in Norman say there was no mauling.
It seems that Oklahoma fell down and LSU, Oklahoma's good
friend,
merely picked up the team and dragged them off the field to protect
them.
When Number Two beats Number One, that makes them Number
One.
Today, LSU should be nartional champions with Southern Cal maybe
getting a little piece of the title.
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Safire predicts "major terror attack" on eve of 2004 election
Excerpt:
The alternatives given by Safire in item
13 on the "October surprise" are:
(a) the capture of bin Laden;
(b) the daring escape of Saddam;
(c) a major terror attack in the US;
(d) finding anthrax in Tikrit.
Safire's pick is (c).
Is the perpetration, or at least allowance,
of such an attack being discussed within
government, intelligence or military circles
as a serious option for keeping Bush in
power in 2004, regardless the sentiment
of the electorate?.
Why would Safire raise this issue?
He's saying they'll either do the attack or allow it.
Even if bin Laden hates all Americans,
he must hate Bush more than, say Dean.
bin Laden knows an October surprise would
help Bush, so why would he help him?
Or is Safire suggesting bin Laden
is still on Bush's team?
That's not as crazy as it sounds.
Thanks to Osama, Bush is the most powerful person
in all of history.
Thanks to Bush, Osama is the most famous and respected
Arab warrior in history.
Thanks to Osama, Bush's family will make a trillion
dollars.
Thanks to Bush, Osama gets the Jihad that
could unite all Arab countries - under him
The B.F.E.E. certainly knows how to structure a deal.
Statement from Bushwatch.com
Bush Watch has won About.com's political
comedy vote in its category in both 2001 and 2002, but this year
it has been put in a new category, "Most
Entertaining," head-to-head against the highly advertised winner of
this year's Academy Award who is a millionaire,
lives in a Manhattan high rise, sends his kids to private school,
and spends much of his time advertising
himself and his ideas on national talk shows. Yes, THAT Michael Moore.
Unlike Mr. Moore and the other members
of the category we find ourselves in, Bush Watch does not accept
campaign money, hard or soft. We can only
ask for your kind vote and, together, pray that About.com is not
using Diebold voting machines. --01.04.04
This reminds me of the strange nominating proceedures at the Emmy
Awards.
For years, they would nominate Letterman in the same category
as the Oscar telecast,
last year's Emmys, a skiing show and a documentary on the Holocaust.
Bushwatch.com is entertaining, yes, but in a "just
the facts, Ma'am," kind of way.
Bushwatch is a news site, like Buzzflash and DU and Michael Moore.
"Most entertaining" would seem to indicate tequila, poker, monkey
pictures and Shirley.
No
Charges in Crocodile-Infant Stunt
Steve Irwin dangles baby near croc, says there was "no danger"
..
Excerpt:
Irwin drew fire from child welfare groups,
but no charges would be filed for a stunt
in which Irwin fed a crocodile with one
hand while cradling his month-old son, Robert,
in the other on Friday in front of an audience.
This was not a smart move.
Whenever I taunt a crocodile, I leave the baby inside the house.
I like Steve Irwin, but he's plenty nuts.
If you have something important send it to Sam at sam@bartcop.com
Thanks to Gene at apj.us
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Dean
and the World
saw it on hammernews.com
Excerpt:
Dean, unlike past Dems, doesn't back down
or change course when advised by the pundits or
weak-kneed advisors. He is confident in
the accuracy of his positions and soundness of his morals.
Al Gore could have dissected Bush like
a biology class frog in the debates if handlers hadn't tied him
in a straight jacket of 'be nice' restrictions.
Top
Bush Scandals of 2003, Part I: Iraq
saw it on democrats.com
Excerpt
1. Bush's Big Lie: Iraqi WMD.
2. 479 Dead Soldiers, Thousands of Dead Iraqis,
and $166 Billion - in 2003 Alone.
3. The Treasonous "Outing" of Valeria Plame.
4. Creating an Empire.
5. Principal War Crime: "Aggressive War."
The networks, talk radio and the big newspapers
have all joined the Bush team.
The only places where you can find the
real story are internet sites and foreign newspapers.
From www.bushorchimp.com
The one on the right looks more honest.
So who was the Biography of the Year?
Of course, there's nothing about it on biography.com
All is says is, "Be sure to watch on
Dec 14th to find out."
Don't you hate it when a big money web site is three weeks out of date?
Subject: you asked for criticism
Well Bart, it's three o'clock in the morning and I just finished listening to the first part of FREE Bartcop radio.
Your delivery style is irritatingly staccato.
You constantly sound like there are sentences
immediatly inside your headbone that want out so badly that they
crowd the speech coming out in front of
them. Come on Bart, you're a musician and you should already
know this.
If you want people to listen to you, delivery
is 97.3 percent of the quotient making them want to hear your show.
Well, there you are, criticism of the radio
show.
I don't think it's too irrelevant.
Dan
Dan, I
suffer from
Shatner's syndrome.
My small brain is working like a 386 processor, doing its best
to keep up.
I will try to organize my thoughts better for Show 24.
Subject: bartcop radio
Dear Bart:
I am listening to your radio show; you remind
me a lot of the radio show by "Grandpa" Al Lewis
(yes, that Grandpa..and just as feisty)
You can hear his show on WBAI-FM in New York City
(www.wbai.org) called "Al Lewis Live"
from 12:00 noon to 1:30 pm (EST).
Unfortunately, "Grandpa" has been in the
hospital recovering from heart surgery and partial
amputation of his foot. He is planning
to come back soon, and it would be nice for your readers
to hear some of his show and get angry
as well.
Angelo
Angelo, thanks - I think.
Grandpa Lewis is, like, a hundred years old, and I remind you
of him? :)
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was 485
....this issue it's 
times 485
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Plus, at least 2702.....
2765
wounded for Bush's illegal oil grab.
From: http://www.antiwar.com/ewens/casualties.html
Rush should stop whining
Excerpt:
Rush Limbaugh is sounding more and more
like Michael Jackson.
Now it's Rush's turn to weep: "I'm a
victim!"
His attorney, Roy Black, even had the gall
to ask:
"Why is Rush Limbaugh the only person treated
like this in America?"
Whom does he think he's kidding?
Thousands of Americans are treated like
that every day.
The only difference is: Most of them aren't
zillionaires.
Most of them can't afford to hire lawyers
like Roy Black.
And most of them go to prison, not to some
fancy Arizona rehab resort.
You may already know this, but if you go
to http://google.com and enter "unelected
chimp,"
and then hit "I'm feeling lucky"....
well... it takes you directly to bartcop.com
cheers!
~s
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Subject: GOP veracity
Bart,
You are lying again.
You said,
> "...I mildly dislike Tiger Woods, but I hate Dallas like the GOP hates African-Americans..."
(1) You were addressing God in whom you do not believe.
Did you consider the possibility that it
was a joke?
(2) You strongly dislike or hate Tiger Woods.
Yes, but compared to the Cowboys, I love
Tiger Woods.
(3) The GOP does not hate African-Americans.
Does that mean you like Dallas,
because
that is what you are saying acknowledging your lie about the GOP.
If the GOP
doesn't hate blacks, explain why your side won't vote for one.
I dare you to print this so your "fans"
and other readers can see clearly what a fake and a liar you are.
You are the source of enormous misinformation
and disinformation.
If I'm so chock-full of disinformation,
why did you cite "You hate Tiger Woods," as your proof?
BTW, how do you get the Internet up in
your tree?
That is why you get little mention in bigger
media sources because once they have read one day's column
they realize your website is laughable
and not believable.
Dude, it's a comedy website - you're
finally catching on that the joke's on you.
Saying it's "laughable" is a compliment,
you hairy ape.
You are a source of their scorn and derision.
Ken Wright
If that was true, they'd write that.
Truth is, they'd have to know me to hate
me, but they don't
.
Why don't I give you a banana and then
you can run along....
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Subject: not important
Sam,
No, nothing important, just a thanx.
Never expected to find such hope from Oklahoma.
My x wife's from Guymon, OK.
I'm hailing from Liberal (not) California
where people seem to think
of the shrub as some kind of deity. Hey,
you do good work - thanx again.
Roy
Roy, thanks from both of us.
SKB leaves Dean, endorses Wesley Clark
Excerpt:
The events of 9/11 have made national security
a top priority. Although they wrap themselves in the flag
and talk at length about national security,
the Bush administration has done little or nothing to actually make
us safer. In fact, they have done some
really stupid things to make us less secure while at the same time
infringing on our civil liberties. It almost
seems that the Bush administration is the real enemy of liberty and
the more dangerous threat to freedom. Despite
promises to increase funding for homeland security, Bush
has instead cut funding at every opportunity.
He seems to believe it is not spending on security, but rather
tax cuts that somehow make us safer.
Wesley Clark will not put partisan politics
and special interests before the security of the American people.
Defense is his life-long profession. I'd
venture to guess that he knows a thing or two about it. When he was
asked to serve he stepped up and did his
duty with honor, and he will do so again. His plan will provide
better security by hiring, training, and
better equipping first responders, law enforcement, the Coast Guard
and Customs, and others responsible for
our first line of defense.
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Tom Delay Is Target of Probe?
Excerpt:
Authorities are conducting a criminal investigation
into whether corporate money,
including hundreds of thousands of dollars
linked to Tom DeLay, improperly financed
the Republican Party's takeover of the
Texas Capitol.
Oh, please!
Delay is invulnerable as long as the crooks have all the power
in Washington.
He won't be investigated - this is a handjob/sideshow to make
us think he was
investigated but the Bush investigators will find no wrongdoing
by this little squirrel.
"I'm nuts
about
crooked
investigators."
They only investigate Democrats because they're willing to take it.
How 'bout them Cowboys?
They lost, BIG-time, so it was a great weekend.
Actually, had they found a way to win it would've been OK, because
I'd have another chance
to watch them lose next weekend. Since they got their ass handed
to them by Carolina,
I'll have to wait until next year to see them hang their heads
in defeat.
Sidebar:
Towards the end of the game, the camera
cut to a blue-haired Carolina fan in the stands.
He was holding a rat trap in his hand,
with a rat dressed in a Cowboy uniform caught in the trap.
ha ha
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Shrl, when the equipment in her studio doesn't work
right.
I know what it's like, Shrl.
Shrl, call The BartPhone,
just to say "Hi!"
Plus, leave an e-mail address and I'll make you a BartCop
Member - for free!
You can call the Bart-Phone at 918-493-1500
That would be really cool, and we'll catch you at The Jointon
your next American tour.
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