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"Don't believe Bush's hand-wringing over its
pathetic record on employment.
The president's backers want a stagnant
job market -- it keeps the help from getting uppity."
--James
K. Galbraith, "The no jobs president" Attribution
That's why they spent $200 million to install the illegal monkey
- to kill jobs.
Clinton created 22,000,000 jobs, and Bush has lost
3,000,000 jobs but the networks,
the big newspapers, talk radio and the cable channels say he's
the best economic president ever.
Dean jokes about 'screeching' in Iowa
Excerpt:
A hoarse Howard Dean joked on Thursday
about his nationally televised outburst,
saying his voice had not recovered from
his Iowa "screeching" after he lost the first major test.
His performance has been widely lampooned
on the Internet, and late-night talk shows, but it also
has become a distraction and a problem
for his campaign, reinforcing Dean's image among some as
an "angry" candidate who does not have
the temperament to be president. Many of his advisers
were dismayed when they saw replays of
the speech.
As bad as that was, Dean's joking about
it is the perfect remedy.
His staff seems to be giving him better
advice.
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I'm a Howard Dean fan. I spotted him
early and loved the way he was willing and eager to call Bush
on his phony war when everybody else was
afraid of being unpatriotic. Howard Dean more than any
other Democrat has shown the guts and determination
necessary to beat Bush.
Having said that, I have to agree
with old Bartcop that the ideal ticket is Clark/Dean. It would be
a classic
good cop bad cop combination...the four
star general/southern gentleman with his brilliant record of accomplishments
alongside the bare knuckle/pit bull Dean.
Wes could stay above the fray and act presidential while Dean could be
the
fighting VP covering Wes's back and giving
the Repubs the redass on a daily basis. .
Mike in Las Vegas
NASA: Spirit Rover Not Sending Data
Excerpt:
NASA's Spirit rover stopped transmitting
data from Mars for more than 24 hours,
mission managers said Thursday, calling
it an "extremely serious anomaly."
NASA last heard from Spirit early Wednesday,
its 18th day on Mars. Since then, it has
only sporadically returned random, meaningless
radio noise, scientists said. Initially, the
scientists believed weather problems on
Earth caused the glitch. They said they now
believe the rover is experiencing hardware
or software problems.
"This is a serious problem. This is an extremely
serious anomaly," project manager Pete Theisinger said.
They didn't say, but I wonder if they bought their Rover from
Comp USA.
You see, at Comp USA, they have know-nothing dorks selling guaranteed-to-break
crap.
Is NASA another victim of Comp USA?
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because I don't care which candidates you hate. (but Lieberman-bashing
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and
write it yourself - don't copy and paste.
Last thing
- please say something. Don't say, "He's
the man" or
"He's the perfect candidate,"
If you're good, you
might even change a fence-sitter's mind.
Dueling Quotes
"Any appointment of a federal judge during
a recess should be opposed."
--Sen Trent Lott (R-Hates Blacks) opposing the appointment of
an African American judge, December 2000
"Judge Pickering's record deems this recess
appointment fully appropriate."
--Sen. Trent Lott (R-Loves Cross-burners), 1/17/04, Attribution
If the swastika fits, you must admit.
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
In a perfect world, I'd be voting for Kucinich
(how can you NOT like a guy who wants
a Peace Department in the gov't), but since
I know there is no way he'd be elected
President, I'm voting for Howard Dean.
He's the only candidate who's spoken out
from the start, loud and clear, against
Bush's policies at home and abroad.
I am not opposed to Kerry or Clark either,
but I started supporting Dean
from the beginning, and I'm still behind
him now!
Michelle
Quotes
"It's the kind of place where people stand
outside the door and say, `I can't wait to get inside;
I'm going to tell him what for.' They
walk in this place, the first words out of their mouth are,
`Mr. President, man, you're looking
good.'"
-- the delusional
monkey, trying to string words together ...like an adult Attribution
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I was won over by Gen. Clark from the moment
I saw him on Bill Maher, before he had even announced that he
was officially running. He was saying that
he wanted peace and to work things out like grown ups should,
talking. Imagine that, just sitting down
and working stuff out. I thought this guy was a genius. After
that, the more I saw the more I liked.
He has an unswaying diginity and an undeniable honor that comes
through in everything he does. He's not
attacked anyone that didn't attack him first and his response
is just a response not an open floodgate
for bashing.
He is the kind of American you think of
when you think of what's good about America.
Not the lazy, lying, rich kid, bully, corporate
puppet we've got now.
piniongrl.
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I'm voting for Howard Dean because he's
the first candidate in a long, long time to respect the youth vote.
He has mobilized me and thousands of other
young people to political activism and in doing so, has
completely shiffted the dominant lens through
which election strategy is viewed.
TEd
Marty's Entertainment Page
Quotes
"This is like lobbing a snowball at a
forest fire. This administration is
dancing dangerously around the
issue of homosexual marriage."
--Sandy Rios, president of Concerned Women of America,
one of the largest conservative
Christian advocacy groups, on
pressuring President Bush to champion a constitutional
amendment prohibiting same-sex
marriage in his State of the Union speech next week Attribution
Isn't it odd that these religiously-insane handjobs spend so much
time,
money and energy figuring out different ways to screw gay people?
That is so not what Jesus would've done, but then again, Jesus
was a liberal.
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
Clark in the CA primary and in the general election :)
Dean was doing well but he has no media
savvy apparently.
While we all know he is not the angry,
demented, frothing-at-the-mouth candidate the whores
are making him out to be, his stoopid performance
after Iowa is gonna be a death knell I'm afraid.
The whores are playing it endlessly. Endlessly
clowning about Dean, as Somerby would say.
Clark's demeanor so far has been cool and
rational yet in-your-face at the same time.
Just what we need!
cflock
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Fear of Clark driving Nazi machine crazy
Excerpt:
The rationale is simple:
1. We still want Dean to be the nominee
so Bush can crush him and have long coattails.
2. The biggest threat to a Dean nomination
is no longer Gephardt, Kerry or Edwards. It's Weasel Clark, for
all the reasons outlined below.
3. To help Dean, we have to bring down
Clark's vote totals in the crucial states of New Hampshire and South Carolina.
4. In New Hampshire, donating to neighbouring-son
John
Kerry will help ensure that Clark won't surpass expectations by finishing
ahead of Kerry.
5. In South Carolina, Clark can be stopped
by neighbouring-son John Edwards.
If they can get a Kerry win in New Hampshire
and an Edwards win in South Carolina,
they will feel they have neutralized Clark,
at which point they then turn on Edwards as
well as Kerry, and start pushing Dean like
they had before..
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Did Kerry win Iowa?
Some say it was that Skull & Bones "magic."
Jeb Crows's Banana Republic Bread
INGREDIENTS:
1 North American Land Mass
1 Cup Freshly Squeezed Katherine Harris
2/3 Cup "Jeb Crow" Brand Voter Purge
1 Well Greased Republican Plan
5/4 Cup Partisan Supreme Court
2 Cups "Get Over It"
DIRECTIONS: Acquire a North American Land
Mass with free Constitutional Democracy.
Let stand for 224 years. Then, mix 1 cup
freshly squeezed Katherine Harris with 2/3
cup "Jeb Crow" Brand voter purge, secretly
straining out 57,000 black voters. Place
remaining ingredients in a Well Greased
Republican Plan and stir in 5/4 cup Partisan
Supreme Court, followed by 2 cups of "Get
Over It." Pre-count oven to 537 votes and
bake until brother George is appointed
King and America resembles Argentina.
SUGGESTED WINE: Pinochet Grigio
SERVES: Bush Crime Family and Corporate
Fascist Friends
George W's Fascist American Pie
INGREDIENTS:
1 U.S. Presidential Office
3 Cups 9/11 Attack
2 Cups Anthrax Fear
4 Cups "Orwellian" Brand Patriot Act
1 Roll Duct Tape
8oz Government Media Control
1 Halliburton Baking Pan
500 American Soldiers
DIRECTIONS: After following Jeb's recipe,
add freshly appointed U.S. Presidential Office.
Next, let 3 cups 9/11 Attack happen while
sprinkling in 2 cups Anthrax Fear and 1 roll Duct Tape.
Now, according to it's constituency, discreetly
add 4 cups "Orwellian" Brand Patriot Act and blend
with 8 oz Government Media Control. Mix
well, extracting civil rights while ensuring the confusion of the people.
Then, after carefully removing any references
to Osama Bin Laden, casually switch ingredients to a very well oiled
Halliburton Baking Pan and place in pre-planned
Saddam oven. Trim away any French dissent that may appear.
American dissent can be reduced by sprinkling
liberal Daschles with treasonings. Generously squander 500
American Soldiers to taste, discarding
any wounded or maimed, while attending to fundraisers, not funerals.
Bake until Liberal's heads have exploded,
planet's resources are looted, and Bush & Cronies bank accounts
are full, as all three are served at once.
Recommended Side: Condoleeza's Rice
Suggested Wines: Ahmed Chablis, White Infidel
Serves: To prove it can happen here.
Thanks to veniceantiques
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
My gut feeling - had they not announced
early on that they would withhold endorsement during the primaries,
President & Senator Clinton would both
be supporting the General.Senator Clinton was once asked,
"If the party's nominee came to you and said
that the only way they could beat Bush was with you as
their running mate, would you consider
joining the ticket?". You see where I'm going with this?
Clark / Clinton in '04 will be a
juggernaut! Unfortunately, after they are elected they will be forced
to
endure ten times the abuse that the GOP
heaped on President Clinton. Fortunately, of all the dems,
they'll be able to handle it best!
Doing my part on 2/7/4 @ the Michigan caucus...
cincoman
Infiltration of files seen as extensive
Senate
panel's GOP staff spied on Democrats
Gutless Demos afraid to object - Mr Rove might not
approve
Excerpt:
The emerging scope of the GOP surveillance
of confidential Democratic files represents a major escalation
in partisan warfare over judicial appointments.
The bitter fight traces back to 1987, when Democrats
torpedoed Robert Bork's nomination to the
Supreme Court. In the 1990s, Republicans blocked many of
Clinton's nominees. Since Bush took office,
those roles have been reversed.
Against that backdrop, both sides have something
to gain and lose from the investigation into the computer files.
For Democrats, the scandal highlights GOP
dirty tricks that could result in ethics complaints to the Senate and
the Washington Bar -- or even criminal
charges under computer intrusion laws.
The gutless cowards should raise a stink over this, but they won't
- they never do.
That's why the GOP continues to kick them in the balls, or would
if they had balls.
How did I end up in a party of gutless, tutu-wearing geldings?
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I would like to say that I will support
anyone who garners the democratic nomination with my vote in november.
If by some bizarro world conniption fit
Lieberman, or Howard Hughes' Famous urine collection or a stack of two
by fours
get the nomination, i'm with Lieb-urine-or
2x4's. Any would be an improvement and bring more integrity to the office
than
the present occupant-though I might root
for the latter 2 over the former if we had to wait for the third
ballot.
Realize what happens if dub has an opportunity
to suspend the constitution and or pack the SCOTUS with a 6-3
reactionary (activist) majority. A federal
judiciary that won't have to worry about anti-Roe decisions even being
considered by the court on appeal- a court
more than happy to rig 2008 for jeb and overturn automatically anything
out of the 9th court of appeals. This could
be endgame for a generation of progressive ideals and nothing terrifies
me more.
Kent
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Quotes
"The President mentioned the words "terror"
and "terrorism" so many times tonight
that it's clear to me that he is promoting
a culture of fear. It's unfortunate because
he could have done something more calming
and healing for the nation.
Instead he chose to continue to raise
the red flag of terror."
--Dennis Kucinich, reacting to Bush's pack-of-lies speech
Attribution
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I am going to vote for Howard Dean.
He began his campaign more than a year ago because of what Bush was doing
to the economy. Shortly thereafter,
he attracted more people to his campaign by his courageous stand against
the war.
He is willing to take stands that are unpopular
and I like that. He also delivered health care in his home state
and is big
on alternative sources of energy.
Besides his stands on the issues, what I really loved about him was that
he challenged
the pink tutus to stand for something.
Until Dean came along, the establishment candidates were basing their rhetoric
on
focus groups and polls. Also, his
campaign is fueled by regular people (the grassroots) as opposed to the
usual big donors
who decide who our candidate should be
and keep us out of their big money fund-raising dinners. I like the
fact that he
makes everybody feel like they are an important
part of the process.
Maria in CA.
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If you work for Dean or Clark and want help punching up a speech, use that address.
From www.bushorchimp.com
The one on the right didn't trade away Sammy Sosa.
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Dems
Rap Bush, but Not Each Other in N.H.
There's a headline I never thought we'd see
Excerpt:
Democratic presidential contenders attacked
Bush's handling of the economy and Iraq.
"I look forward to that fight," said Kerry, leader
in the polls for Tuesday's primary.
Dean sought to minimize any damage from
a memorably long and loud post-caucus speech
he made to supporters, while Wesley Clark
strongly defended his Democratic credentials.
"I'm pro-choice, pro-affirmative action, pro-environment
and pro-labor," he said.
"I was either going to be the loneliest Republican
in America or I was going to be a happy Democrat."
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
John Kerry has what it will take to stand
up to bush i like Clark but they will say
he was for the war i know he wasnt but
that is what they will say he was at one of
his fun raising they will use that
Kerry also has two bronze stars and one silver
star and a couple purple hearts I was in
the 16inf ww2 Ihold one purple heart and
one bronze star any one can get a purple
heart but to get a bronze star or silver
star you had to do your job no matter how
scared you were.
Fred D
That reminds me - my friend Coop in Australia
has been saying for a year that "Kerry's the man!"
Some where buried in the mail is a very
hot letter from him :)
It's
about the money
by Molly Ivins
Excerpt:
My fellow Americans, the state of the union's
finances is enough to make an Enron accountant gag.
When George W. Bush took office, he was
handed a going concern. Projected annual surpluses from
2002 to 2011 were $5.6 trillion. In its
most recent projection, the Congressional Budget Office says it
expects $1.4 trillion in total deficits
from 2004 to 2013. Bush's new future spending proposals -- including
everything from the goofy manned-flight-to-Mars
to the promotion of marriage -- already total an additional
$2 trillion. It is unclear to me
why anyone would believe anything the president says about our fiscal
situation.
Quotes
"The shrub is a vicious, lying, hate-mongering,
misogynistic, Nazi bigot with no morals or conscience.
That's not an opinion, that's a fact.
-- Jim
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Franken responds to Bush's SotU lies
Click Here
then scroll down or search for 'franken"
It's an MP3 file, not text.
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I am voting for Clark for one simple reason.
He WAS a general.
There is no way to attack this man as weak
on defense or our war on terror.
All the photo ops on carriers won't save
Bush from that. It is a known fact that
Karl Rove is terrified of going up against
Clark. Edwards would make a great VP.
He looks the part and is TV friendly and
a good speaker which in the TV era is more
important than anything else a Vice President
can bring to the table.
We can win this in 2004 with just the right
combination of righteous indignation and the facts
to expose this horrible travesty of a presidency
that plagued the world for the last four years.
Jay
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Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was 503
....this issue it's
times 504
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Barry Crimmins - SotU Reply
Excerpt:
GWB: As we gather tonight, hundreds
of thousands of American servicemen and women are
deployed across the world in the war on
terror. By bringing hope to the oppressed, and
delivering justice to the violent, they
are making America more secure.
Crimmins: They are delivering justice,
alright. They are delivering it by telling the truth about the neglect,
shoddy equipment, dangerous circumstances
and muddled mission that has been inflicted upon them.
The wounded, who've returned to abysmally
poor treatment and benefits, will soon gather enough strength
to seek some justice of their own. The
dead, although brought into our nation under the shroud of darkness
in an attempt to minimize the significance
of their sacrifice, have filled some 600 graves that will forever
remind the world of your callous wasting
of their lives. Thousands and thousands of more such graves
bespeak the same needless horror in Afghanistan
and Iraq.
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I'm voting for Wesley Clark because he actually
has policy papers that make sense.
Have you seen his policy paper on Iraq
withdrawal? It has nouns and verbs, strung together,
and they make complete sentences and everything.
I think I even saw some adjectives in there, too.
He seems to have a plan for domestic and
international policy that may bring some relief to the
insanity hangover we will experience once
Bush is out of office.
Clark has a brain, and he uses it.
One clear, quiet voice will still the maniacs.
Clark has that voice. And my vote.
Catherine
Clark interview with gay magazine
Excerpt:
When it comes to gay issues, what makes
you a better presidential candidate?
I've been in the armed forces. I've been
at the very center of the firestorm.
I know what it's like out there.
And I've had people who have come up to
see me about it since I've been out
( think he means army, not closet) - gay
and lesbian people who need help.
What are they saying?
They tell me that they want it fixed, and
I agree.
The armed forces are the last
institution in America that discriminates against people.
It ought to be the first
that doesn't. They ought to have the right to be who they are.
They shouldn't have to conceal their identities.
You know, there are different models
- the British have a model - and there is
no impact on combat readiness. It's a bogus issue.
Date: Monday ,
Event: boot insertion, Spiderboy's ass
When: 9 PM CST Monday, whenever the next Monday is...
Purpose: I enjoy hearing them beg for mercy.
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I am voting for Clark because we need someone
strong to stand up against the Bush machine.
Bush is an idiot but his people are a force
to be reckoned with. They can't use lack of patriotism,
or hate America first, or he fathered an
illegitimate black daughter or any other outright lies and slurs
against Clark, so they have no choice but
to meet him head on and hope for the best, which means-- bu bye Bush.
I would really love to see that Mental Midget
Bush get bitch slapped by the Rhodes Scholar kick ass General.
I also think Clark is strong enough to
get things done in Washington, Republican majority or not.
Carla
Quotes
"The state of the union may look rosy from
the White House balcony or the suites of
George Bush's wealthiest donors. But
hard-working Americans will see through this
President's effort to wrap his radical
agenda with a compassionate ribbon."
--Howard Dean,
reacting to Bush's pack-of-lies speech Attribution
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Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
Today's issue (Vol 1240 - Happy bear ) was one of the greats. Thanks for that.
A note about General Clark: did anyone hear
his response when asked by a reporter in
very accusing tone, "Are
you a liberal?" Clark responded
somewhat indignant (paraphrased) ,
"Of course, I'm a liberal. America is
a liberal nation, founded on liberal principles and for entirely
liberal reasons. Everything about
America, as it was intended, is liberal. I am an American,
so of course I'm a liberal. And
I'm very proud of that".
...another rare, defining moment in American
politics brought to us by General Clark after years
of ongoing wussiedom from the Democrats.
And let us not forget his appearance on FOX News.
I voted early for General Clark today in the Tennessee primary. The reasons are obvious.
bob
Bob, BTW, the title Happy Bear comes from something we saw on
the Animal Planet network.
I mentioned Jennifer Aniston playing with a real live 1200
grizzly.
I know it sounds crazy, esp after Roy Horn, but this giant grizzly
bear, Little Bart, does tricks.
If you say "Happy bear" to
him, swear to Koresh, he starts jumping into the air, again and again,
on all fours and it's just about the nuttiest thing I've ever
seen.
Bart's trainer also puts his head inside Bart's giant mouth - amazing stuff.
Bush prefers Canadian Pretty boys
Excerpt:
The President chuckled. "Well, you got
a pretty face," he told the surprised Mr. Reid. He wasn't done.
"You got a pretty face," he said again. "You're
a good-looking guy. Better looking than my Scott anyway."
President Dickwad has the brain of a nine year old.
Koresh, I wish he wouldn't speak unless Condi writes the script.
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"Tonight, more than eight million Americans
are out of work. But President Bush will pledge to
spend trillions to privatize Social
Security and make his tax cuts for the very rich permanent,
locking in an unfair advantage for
those who need it least ...
--Wesley K. Clark, reacting to Bush's pack-of-lies speech
Attribution
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