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Don't you care about your sons and daughters?
Don't you know we need you now?
We can't fight alone against this monster
Debate
Update
It seems Spiderboy has been here before. Apparently, he
said I was "afraid" of him,
so we got in the chat room and here
is how the "debate" ended.
If he starts that same crap, tonight will be a ninety second debate.
by Bruce Yurgil
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Quotes
"One of the most meaningful things that's happened
to me since I've been
the governor - the president - governor
- president. Oops. Ex-governor."
--Dubya, the talking Disaster Monkey Attribution
N.H.
Polls Show Dean Support Eroding
Bush's media keepc saying Dean "unbalanced," public scared
Excerpt:
One-time front-runner Dean has been losing
support among several demographic groups,
especially middle-age and older women,
pollsters say. His supporters have been dwindling,
leaving largely his original core of younger,
liberal adults who helped launch his campaign last spring.
Dean has even lost support in the rural
counties in western New Hampshire bordering Vermont that
have been his stronghold. Whereas seven
in 10 New Hampshire voters saw Dean favorably late last year,
a third now see him favorably, a third
unfavorably and a third remain undecided, according to the ARG poll.
Have we ever seen the media sharks destroy an innocent man this fast?
You can't turn on a TV or radio without
hearing how "unbalanced" and "unstable" Dean is.
Sure, his Monday outburst was a little
rowdy, but that's called "emotion."
If he was quieter, they'd say he failed
to excite and motivate his followers.
This pack mentality, of course, dominates FOX whore News and the talk radio Nazis.
First, the Beltway Boys play the clip and
talk about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, Brit Hume (R-Weasel) plays the
clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, O'Reilly (R-Bastard) plays the
clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, Hannity (R-C-word) plays the clip
and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, Greta (R-Not the worst) plays
the clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, FOX hits the replay button, and they start all over
gain.
I haven't heard much talk radio this week, but I don't have to - they're all carbon copies.
First up, Laura the Unloved (R-For Sale)
plays the clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, the vulgar junkie (R-Pigboy) plays
the clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, Hannity (R-C-word) plays the clip
and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, O'Reilly (R-Bastard) plays the
clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, Weinerboy (R-Sex with Cadavers)
plays the clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, Mancow (R-Truly Unstable) plays
the clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, Randy Humphries (R-Pigboy Wannabe)
plays the clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
Next up, Glenn Beck (R-Pigboy Wannabe)
plays the clip and talks about how unbalanced Dean is.
In America, for the last decade, there has
been no voice from the majority.
It's all Nazi Radio, all
Nazi TV 24/7/365.
The only part I can't figure out is why they're destroying Dean so early...
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I'm supporting Howard Dean because the Bush
controlled news media has singled him out
for bad press coverage. This convinces
me that Dean is the man that Bush and the right wing press
are most afraid of. And with good reason
to. Although any of the Democrats are better than Bush -
Dean is someone who gets it when it comes
to the war in Iraq being a fraud and he doesn't have
the burden of having voted for Bush's fake
war.
Marc Perkel
Prosecutors
Reject Limbaugh Proposal
Guilty of 10 felonies, Rush begs for wrist slap because he's
white and rich
Excerpt:
Prosecutors rejected a proposed deal offered
by Rush Limbaugh's attorney
(Kennedy rape lawyer Roy Black) that would
have seen him enter a court-sponsored
drug intervention program rather than face
charges, according to records.
Instead, prosecutors wanted Limbaugh to
plead guilty to the third-degree felony of "doctor shopping"
- visiting several doctors to receive duplicate
prescriptions of a controlled narcotic.
According to records of exchanges between
prosecutors and Black, the prosecutors' offer
included three years' probation, participation
in a drug treatment program and random drug testing.
Why does he get probation for ten felonies? Police have
his bank records, they have an eye-witness
and Pigboy's voice on a tape that incriminates him, and the worst
he can get is probation?
Meanwhile, as far as anybody can tell, there is absolutely no
proof of Michael Jackson's guilt,
and Geragos has sworn videotape from the "victim" that nothing
ever happened, yet Jackson
had to endure the humiliation of handcuffs and the purp walk.
What the fuck is up with that?
The white, guilty Republican gets probation for ten felonies
but the black guy gets screwed and is looking at a decade in
jail?
If it's not about race - what's it about?
Note: If you'd like to say who you're voting for and explain why, send it to bartcop@bartcop.com
A couple of rules:
Send plain
text only - no html or crazy fonts or colors.
Make it short, 2-3 paragraphs,
and
write it yourself - don't copy and paste.
Quotes
"In 2004, most votes will be "counted" by paperless,
unverifiable, eminently
hackable computer systems, privately
owned and secretly programmed by Bush
supporters from the Religious Right
and the military-intelligence complex. "
--Chris
Floyd, Moscow Times, Attribution
Has Bush already won the 2004 election?
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I was leaning towards Dean until I watched
the speeches after Iowa. Looks to me like Dean is an unorganized
fool.
I will not vote for the hyped-up-football-coach
thing -- the damage is irreversible. Kerry has little charisma,
and likely
not electable. In my view this leaves
Edwards and Clark -- in that order on the ticket. Edwards has RFK
looks and
is Clinton without the blow jobs.
Together with Clark he will beat the idiot boy king with a margin more
than adequate
to prevent the Supreme Court from making
a selection for us. Kerry will be perfect as Secretary of State.
Rossy Mole
Subject: Volume 1240 - Happy bear
Dear Sam:
Tell bart this issue was one of the best
since I started reading 3 plus years ago.
Tell him to be on the lookout for another
check via snail mail. Bart keeps me sane
and gives me hope we can beat the chickenhawking,
deserting, election stealing,
lying, corporate shilling fraud who is
trespassing in the people's White House.
He deserves jail time but I'll settle for
an old fashioned ass whipping in November.
Fight on, brother.
Tom C
WOW!
Clark beating Kerry by 19 points here,
but 24% undecided is hueueueueueueuge.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Dueling Quotes
"It's going to take some additional,
considerable period of time (He means
after the elections)
in order to look in all the cubby
holes and the ammo dumps and all the places in Iraq where
you might expect to find something
like that.
--"Snarlin' Dick
Cheney, to NPR Attribution
"I don't think they existed. What everyone
was talking about is stockpiles produced
after the end of the last (1991) Gulf
War and I don't think there was a large-scale
production program in the '90s'"
--David
Kay, the BFEE's hand-picked arms locating expert Attribution
Remember the hundreds of Hans Blix jokes?
Letterman would say, "Hans Blix was
supposed to be on the show tonight,
but he says he can't find any subways
in New York City..." and the crowd
would just die laughing at what an incompetent idiot Hans Blix
was.
The usual suspects - the networks, the big papers, talk radio
and the cable Nazis spent almost
a year on what a blind "Mr Magoo"
Hans Blix was, and now that they have found nothing, proving
Blix and France and the UN were right to try to cool
down the Unelected Murderer's oil hardon,
and we don't even get a "My bad" from the BFEE.
Once again, the usual suspects continue to cover up for the never-elected oil robber-barons.
Subject: Who won the New Hampshire debate?
a friend's letter to Carville
James,
The real NH debate winner was Wes Clark.
In an exchange that will backfire on Peter Jennings,
Clark succeeded in bringing to the fore
the AWOL activity of Bush and making the point that he
has the support of Michael Moore.
Wes Clark has a spine of steel. And he is no dummy.
No other candidate inflicted such damage
against Bush even though they attacked Bush and generally
not each other. Bush's military status,
AWOL vs "deserter" has been the most continually talked about
issue in the debate. And it knocked
the scab off a sore that won't heal throughout the entire campaign.
Further, Clark has put the emphasis on September
10, 2001, instead of September 11, 2001.
It shifts the entire emphasis in the campaign
to Bush's weakness. That's why Bush is so scared of Wes Clark.
Margaret W, Ph.D.
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Cheney
says 'calibrated' deficits are manageable
That's
because he won't be here when it's time to pay for them
Excerpt:
O'Neill, who was fired by Bush, depicts
an administration where Cheney and the political team
won most arguments on such matters as imposing
steel tariffs to protect the domestic industry,
rejecting a global warming treaty and deciding
to go for a third round of tax cuts, despite the growing federal deficit.
Remember, they can't make any money with
peace, and they can't make any money when the economy is good.
You can't buy a company for a nickle on
the dollar when the stock market is booming and regular people have jobs.
No, those bargains only exist in times
of war and recession, so the GOP delivers - every time.
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For
once, press acts just as it should
by Gene Lyons
January 21, 2004
Excerpt:
Given the dreadful standard set during
the 2000 campaign, when the Washington insiders who
set the tone of political coverage at the
nation's major newspapers, magazines and TV networks
conducted themselves like a high school
clique trying to fix a prom queen election, the Clark incident
came as a welcome surprise. Has war sobered
them, or has American journalism begun to recover
from Ted Baxter Syndrome?
But hold the sociology. First, a quick outline
of the ill-fated effort to portray Clark as a two-faced opportunist.
Whether or not the incident shows GOP fear
of facing the former four-star general in the November election,
as Clark insisted, it definitely indicates
that turning the Democratic nominee into a caricature won't be as easy
as lampooning Al Gore with phony stories
like "inventing the Internet," " earth-tone clothing, "etc.
Exerpt:
Bomb attacks in central Iraqi towns killed
five American soldiers and four Iraqis on Saturday,
a day after two U.N. security experts arrived
in the capital to study the possible return of the UN staffers.
The deadliest attack took place in Khaldiyah,
where a vehicle rigged with explosives drove up to a U.S.
checkpoint at a bridge and detonated, a
witness said. The U.S. military said three American soldiers were
killed in the attack. Six soldiers and
several Iraqi civilians were wounded, the military said.
About 20 miles away, a roadside bomb went
off as a U.S. convoy passed, killing two soldiers.
The worst part?
One, two or even five years from now, we
might see that same headline again.
But the networks keep telling us what a
"great job" Bush is doing. They tell us Bush
is a wise and brave wartime president -
...and he knows what he's doing.
I'm so old, I remember when America had
a free press, but there's no money to be made
talking about Bush's meat-grinder in Iraq,
so let's replay the tape of Dean screeching.
That sells like crazy, and profit is what
America's whore media ia all bout.
...who cares how many brave men are dying for Bush's oil grab each day?
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
I'm voting for John Kerry - war hero and
veteran. Those of us who are veterans would
be anally deficient to vote for an AWOL
unelected chimp. His entire administration is made up
of draft dodgers and deserters. I
think Kerry is a good democrat with a solid economic plan.
The economy is something the current fascist
regime has no clue about. The patriot act is a
Constitutional rapist, Bill of Rights cluster
fuck. Anyone who votes Republican must have had
their head in their ass for forty years
or more. The other democrats have about as much integrity
as a pile of Republican dung. Clark
is a Republican posing as a democrat. Dean is a nut case
addicted to ridding the world of homophobia.
That's nice but it doesn't create jobs and it does
nothing for our mangled veterans from Iraq.
Edwards would make a nice puppy for my ex-girl friend.
Screw 'em all vote Kerry!!
Clarence U
http://blogs.salon.com/0003379/
HOT! Visit www.deckofbush.com for your deck today!
Dean
on Letterman
Top Ten ways Dean can turn things around
10. Switch to decaf.
9. Unveil new slogan, "Vote for Dean and get one dollar off your next purchase at Blimpie."
8. Marry Rachel on the final episode of "Friends."
7. Don't change a thing, it's going great.
6. Show a little more skin.
5. Go on "American Idol" and give them a taste of those pipes.
4. Start working out and speaking with an Austrian accent.
3. I can't give specifics yet, but it involves Ted Danson.
2. Fire the staffer who suggested I do this lousy Top 10 List instead of actually campaigning.
1. Oh, I don't know -- maybe fewer,
crazy, red-faced rants.
I didn't see this, myself, but I'm kinda doubting this is a real
Letterman Top Ten
because there were no Clinton/intern jokes. Dave can't do a bit
without those.
It's so sad - Dave was once a funny man...
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Quotes
"Thanks in part to the recent Bush approved
Help America Vote Act (HAVA), squadrons of
shiny new Touch Screen Trojan horses
are being rolled into precincts across America.
Not, as we are told, to make voting
easier or more accurate, or to help disabled people vote
privately, or to save America from
the dangers of hanging chad and butterfly ballots -- no.
The real reason America is being flooded
with billions of dollars worth of paperless
computerized voting machines is so
that no one will ever again be able to prove vote fraud."
--Victoria Collier, truthout, Attribution
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
In choosing a candidate I must first admit
that I was caught up listening to the foul mouthed talking heads,
Limburger and O' Hannity as they tried
their best to place Dean in the forefront. Now that the dust has settled
I do believe that the General is the best
overall candidate for the job. Edwards has that quiet appeal but America,
having been scared to death by the present
administration feels the need for a strong military type and the General
fits the bill. His ties to Bill Clinton
and the possiblilty of a Hillary Veep are quite enticing. The General can
stand
toe to toe with Karl Rove and his band
of idiots and not flinch. This is what is needed right now. The Neo-Cons
are really scared of Clark and will tell
you as much. Gotta Love a scared Neo-Con. Looks something like Billy
Crystal.
Kevin S
If you have something important send it to Sam at sam@bartcop.com
If you work for Dean or Clark and want help punching up a speech, use that address.
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What's
Bush Hiding From 9/11 Commission?
by Smoking Joe Conason
Excerpt:
What Mr. Bush understandably chose not
to highlight, however, is his administration's continuing
determination to undermine, restrict and
censor the investigation of the most significant event of
his Presidency: the attacks on New York
and Washington of Sept. 11, 2001.
The President is fortunate that until now,
the bipartisan National Commission on Terrorist Attacks
Upon the United States has received far
less attention than controversies over the design for a
World Trade Center memorial. At every step,
from his opposition to its creation, to his abortive
appointment of Henry Kissinger as its chair,
to his refusal to provide it with adequate funding and
cooperation, Mr. Bush has treated the commission
and its essential work with contempt.
...yet the Democrats remain silent.
Why won't the Democrats do their jobs?
Why don't they call a press conference,
one each day, and demand
that Bush stop stalling?
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
First of all, I will tell you what I told
my Democratic Club meeting the other night: "I have agonized over
this final decision for months - morphing
from first supporting Kerry into becoming a Deaniac - until one day
about a month ago." On that day, I watched
a four-star general being interviewed on a radio program that was
being aired on C-SPAN.
I had expected to hear him give a great
deal of time on things he has background in - supporting our troops and
veterans, good foreign policy, and getting
OBL once and for all. Instead, I heard a Rhodes Scholar blend all of
that in with other important issues like
early childhood education, healthcare and jobs. It was then that I finally
realized that the man for the nation's
Big Chair should be Wes Clark.
As I write this, I see that the media is
going after The General as they did The Doc. I am angry, especially because
people like Peter Jennings are being totally
disrespectful of both a general and a medical doctor. But then again, when
you have guys like Rove running the media
show, the word "respect" is a term that went the way of the federal budget
surplus.
Mad Dog
Year of the Monkey
From www.bushorchimp.com
The one on the right can control his temper.
Casino plays prank on Bart
Quotes
"We're very concerned about the software, about
the security of the ballots.
If they turn out to be not reliable
or can be tampered with, then they're--frankly--useless."
--Governor
Sonny
Perdue of Georgia, Attribution
A bartcop.com reader almost gets Wesley Clark to pose with a bartcop sticker live on C-Span.
If you Click here -> rtsp://video.c-span.org/project/c04/c04012504_clark.rm
it shows up
one hour and 17 minutes into the tape. (You can scroll
to it.) This lady in the blue and green coat
asks Clark about Bush's crooked voting machines and then tried
to get him to pose with the sticker.
He seemed to not know what a "bartcop" was, so I can't blame
him for being reluctant. That's all he needs
- to get caught posing with a sticker that - for all he knows
- is a sticker for NAMBLA or something.
Whoever you are - thank you for trying.
BTW, I've never seen an rtsp link before, but it works.
Excerpt:
Peter Jennings (R-Moron) questioned Wesley
Clark about whether he should have disputed Michael Moore's
assertion that Bush was a "deserter" from
the National Guard in 1972. Jennings said, "At one point, Mr.
Moore said,
in front of you, that Bush - he's saying
he'd like to see you, the general, and President Bush, who he called a
'deserter.'
Now, that's a reckless charge not supported
by the facts. And I was curious to know why you didn't contradict him,
and whether or not you think it would've
been a better example of ethical behavior to have done so."
Despite Mr. Jennings characterization, the
facts relating to the president's military service, beginning in 1968,
and abruptly ending in 1972 -- two years
prior to his six-year commitment -- are not at all clear.
The best thing to come from that debate was opening this question
again.
If Bush is not a deserter, why can't he prove it?
If he showed up for duty, why don't the records reflect that?
Reminder:
The press is so in love with the Disaster
Monkey, they won't even ask how many felonies he has.
Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Last issue it was 504
....this issue it's
times 512
Damn, eight
since the last issue.
I'm so old, I remember when the daily slaughter of our fighting
men
was a political liability - but not for the BFEE and their good
puppy press.
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Powell:
It's possible Iraq had no banned arms
They've been lying for years, about life-and-death matters,
but nobody cares
Excerpt:
Powell acknowledged that they thought
Saddam had banned weapons,
but added, "We had questions that needed
to be answered."
"What was it?" he asked. "One hundred tons, 500
tons or zero tons?
Was it so many liters of anthrax, 10 times
that amount or nothing?"
You mean 508 brave soldiers are dead because Bush was "curious?"
Colin Powell, you are a lying son of a bitch.
Eleven months ago, you threw your
briefing papers in the air and said, "I'm
not saying this at the UN - this is bullshit!"
But then your master ordered you to lie
- and you did. The blood of all those dead
soldiers is on your hands. You greedy
bastards wanted Saddam's oil and you didn't
care how many soldiers died.
For a decade, the right-wing owners of the
American media held Clinton's feet to the fire
because Bush the smarter's Somalia engagement
blew up - and 18 men died.
Years later, Bush lies 508 soldiers into
their grave and nobosy wants to talk about it.
On top of everything, we hear wall-to-wall
complaints about the "left-wing media bias."
Don't look at the flag-draped caskets,
let's talk about how crazy Howard Dean is - again.
Sad Sidebar:
On a hunch, as I was checking the official
number of war dead, just before I left that page,
on a hunch I hit "refresh" (I had never
done that before) and the 508 had turned to 511.
Three more names added to the list in the
three minutes I was on that site.
That's some sad shit, and there's no end
in sight.
..
"Hey, that
oil belongs to me!
That's my oil, and I always get what I want."
Subject: Who I'm voting for and why...
The Republicans fear Clark the most.
He isn't afraid to say he is 1) liberal
and 2) a Democrat. His can speak without an advisor
reading a script into his ear, he can answer
questions and is charming without having to call
everyone Pablo, or some dumbass shit like
that. The media literally can't touch Clark on any issue.
He is the golden child, and anyone who attacks
him comes off looking like a psychotic shithead
who doesn't have the manners to respect
a good, descent man. So the Republicans hate him.
They can easily ridicule every other candidate,
but not Clark.
So that's why I'm voting for him, because he is the candidate the Republicans know they can't beat.
Jeff C
Dean over Clark?
Quotes
"If the bill collector calls, I will inform
him that I have a checkbook which is evidence
of "possible intent to develop bill-paying
programs." That should satisfy him."
--Don
Dougherty, Lynbrook, New York, "Correspondents' Corner" Attribution
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Housekeeping
Believe it or not, we got some work done in Vegas.
I had a chance to sit down with my business manager/arch-pillar
Zendaba.
Sidebar:
We held our business meeting in the Luxor,
and that place is crazy.
I have a slight problem with heights, and
that nutty Luxor is just crazy.
It's the biggest room I've ever been in,
and it's the world's largest atrium,
but what struck me is the low railings
on the corridors that get you to your room.
..
The railing between you and falling 200
feet to your death is maybe 40 inches high.
I like to think logic mostly guides my
way, but I walked next to the outer wall so if, for some reason,
my body had some kind of jerky "hickup,"
I would still be alive to tell you about it on the page.
So anyway, Zendaba has all the organizational skills I don't
have.
He's the type of guy who plots out a plan of action and methodically
advances toward a goal.
(I'll bet he's the type of guy who reads the instruction book
before starting assembly of something.)
He had a lot of good ideas sketched out and we went thru them,
one by one. Along with Perkel and Sam,
Zendaba has created 24 sub-folders to my incoming mail.
Toons go here, campaign 04 goes here, personal
mail goes here, urgent mail goes here, monkey mail
goes here, etc., so we expect the mail logjam to be reduced greatly.
But the purpose of this update is to announce the realization
that, sadly, I think it is in everyone's best interests
if I would no longer spend the extra time to thank individual
contributors in a non-personal and private e-mail.
Zendaba asked me how much time per day I spent thanking individuals
for donating and I told him perhaps 90 minutes.
After realizing what a large chunk of time that was out of each
day, it occurred to me we could probably get another
issue per week and certainly more radio in the can with that
time freed.
I've tried to put this off as long as possible because I know
I'm open to charges like, "He thinks he's so important
now,"
but at the end of the day there are only so many hours - so I
figured it was time to take this step. 2004 figures to be a busy
year,
and an extra 60-90 minutes per day should allow for a better
final product. Time is flying by so fast, streamlining the operation
(along with the tsunami of help from Zendaba, Sam and Perkel),
should result in increased productivity.
I believe most people would rather see that extra issue each week
than get a "Thanks for that," every month. It's not as
personal as an e-mail, but hopefully, it's evidence that the
hammer is growing higher. Sure, this could backfire, but even with
help,
I can't keep up and it's going to be a monsterously busy year
trying to rid America of it's never-elected, environment-raping,
war-raging, Nazi bastard Disaster Monkey. I hope you agree
with my decision.
Correction:
Reading that on the page, it sounds like
I'm going Howard Hughes or something and that's not the case.
We are working on something like a newsletter
for subscribers as a way to stay in touch and there are other possibilities
but the individual replies are taking up
time that could be used to ridicule the unelected fraud and that really
must be done,
so hang in there. Sam and Zendaba are working
many hours to get this under control. Together, we will succeed.
Dennis
Miller to Give Bush a Free Pass
Former comedian admits he's on his knees for the Monkey
Excerpt:
Dennis Miller (R-Former Comedian) has usually
been happy to spray
his acerbic wit across the political spectrum,
but things will be different
on his new CNBC talk program. Bush
is in a mock-free zone.
"I like him," Miller explained. "I'm
going to give him a pass. I take care of my friends."
Years ago, (I only saw this movie once) there was a scene in Gigolo,
starring Richard Gere.
I forget the circumstances, but Gere was a male prostitute and
found himself in trouble,
so he called his pimp and begged him, "Please
take me back - I'll do anything.
I'll even do kink if that's what
it takes, but please - I need to work."
That's what this goofy whore Miller has become.
He'll suck anything to make a buck - even the never-elected
dictator.
But, since he's sold out to the BFEE, he's going to be
incredibly
rich.
That money feels good, doesn't it, Dennis? But was it worth
your soul?
Was it worth your self-respect to throw away your dignity for
those extra dollars?
These days, Miller's audience consists of rich, white Republicans
with money.
You can't be funny when you're trying to make a
rich, white Republican laugh.
Hey Dennis, when you look back at the funny, first half of your
career,
do you cringe when you see yourself being honest with your audience?
The former comedian's new whorefest premier's tonight.
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Quotes
"The call of "trust us, we're experts" took
a blow this summer when the Cleveland Plain Dealer
outted Diebold chief executive Walden
O'Dell as a major GOP operative. In addition to hosting
a $1,000-a-plate fundraiser at his
Columbus, Ohio, home, ODell sent out solicitations boasting that
he's "committed to helping Ohio deliver
its electoral votes to the president next year."
--Mother
Jones, Attribution
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We
don't care - we trust Dubya, so there's no need to bother.
Housekeeping II
As we step up the pace of ,
we have another expense:
Tommy Mack says Show 24 took over 8 hours to assemble.
Our conversation alone had 400 edits
(We have to edit that much because I'm a small-brained person.)
He says one reason it takes so long is because his Mac is a 1998
model.
Think how much better and faster 2004 computers are than 1998
computers.
He can cut that time in half if he gets a new Mac which is in
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