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Quotes
"Americans have been tolerant of homosexuality
for years,
but now it's being stuffed down their
throats...
-- Tom Delay, always choking on
the gay stuff Attribution
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I'm
nuts about bashing gays...
Excerpt:
Ralph Nader announced Sunday he will run
again for the presidency,
declaring that Bush has done a great job
and the democrats deserve
to have their ticket split to allow Bush's
planet-wide rape to continue.
"It's his personal vanity because he has no movement.
Nobody's
backing him," New Mexico Democratic Gov.
Bill Richardson said.
As the Green Party's nominee in 2000, Nader
appeared on the ballot in
43 states and Washington, D.C., garnering
only 2.7
percent of the vote.
But in Florida and New Hampshire, Bush
won such narrow victories
that had Gore received the bulk of Nader's
votes in those states,
he would have won the general election.
.
If only the Greens could put aside their
hatred for the Democrats
long enough to help us get rid of the real
Monster in the White House.
Excerpt:
The difficult nature of the ongoing war
in Iraq and the increasing violence is hitting American troops.
Since the war began last March, there have
been 545 troops killed in Iraq. And now, it turns out,
there have been more wounded: Wednesday,
Walter Reed Army Medical Center announced that,
due to a change in compilation process,
"it had revised upward by as much as 10% the number of
patients and battlefield casualties it
has treated...As of Wednesday, Walter Reed had treated 2,775
patients from the Iraq war 175 more than
it had previously reported. Of the new total, 476 were
classified as battle casualties, meaning
their injuries were caused by 'enemy action.
Quotes
"Schwarzenegger has come out against gay marriage
and then he went
back to slathering body oil all over
his muscles in front of other guys."
--Craig Kilborn,
Attribution
Remember the night he announced on Leno? He mentioned getting
biniki waxed,
which, in case you don't know, is Arnold having his groin hair
removed so it
wouldn't stick out of his tenny-tiny bikini panties.
Excerpt:
"It would be ideal if voters would put a candidate's
personal traits in perspective and concentrate on the key issues.
Take, for example, the war against Iraq
and the credibility of the president who started it on the basis of non-existent
weapons of mass destruction. There should
be public accountability on this. I hope Bush either reveals everything
that went into his misplaced call to arms
-- or that he pays a political price for his deception. Bush is spotlighting
the
upswing in the economy but the pressing
problem of unemployment and job flight overseas may spell trouble for him.
The president may also be held accountable
for the huge tax cuts for the rich and the burgeoning budget deficit that
those cuts helped deepen.
My own feeling is that unless something
turns up in the personal lives of the two major presidential candidates
that is
a shocker, the election will turn on how
the voters feel about Bush's muscular foreign policy and conservative domestic
policy."
Blair
to seek third term
Will the UK re-elect Bush's Poodle?
Excerpt:
Tony Blair, his popularity bruised after
leading Britain into a
divisive war in Iraq, said he intends to
seek a third term in office.
In an opinion poll for the Independent newspaper,
published February 6,
51 percent of respondents agreed when asked
if the time had come for
Blair to resign and hand over the reins
of power to someone else. .
I smell a rat.
I think this is a phony trial balloon,
and Blair will eventually decide not to run
and the Carlyle Group (R-BFEE) will hire
him "because nobody else will," and
Bush's Poodle will get his $30 million
for supporting Bush in the Dirty Oil Snatch.
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Quotes
"Arnold's trying to promulgate a separate and
unequal status. He's talking about changing the
Constitution of the United States.
It is hardly consistent with his compassionate conservatism.
So, I guess I'm honored to engage in
any discourse on this subject."
--San Francisco Mayor
Gavin Newsom, Attribution
Subject: Coincidence?
We've had three Skull and Bones Presidents
(Bush jr, Bush sr, and Taft).
The two losing incumbent presidents with
the smallest percentage of votes
in their re-election bid were Bush sr and
Taft. Bush jr's poised to be the third.
Kerry is looking good to take him in the
upcoming election and is also a Skull and Bones.
Secret societies scare me. Is world
domination their plan?
Their association with Skull and Bones is
a fact. I can't remember exactly where I heard
the losing incumbent statistic but it was
presented as fact in a context outside of any Skull
and Bones reference. The coincidence
struck me immediately.
Walt
Walt, I'm not happy about Kerry's allegiance to Skull & Bones,
either.
I would prefer his allegiance be to the US Constitution, but
he can't talk about it.
That being said, anyone would be better than the Disaster President.
Ashcroft Monitors Clothing Sites
Excerpt:
It seems that the anti-terrorist division
of our government is spending its time (and our tax dollars)
doing web searches on people who disagree
with their politics and have the audacity to say so on t-shirts.
Progressive clothing = potential terrorist?
Never mind that we're three pacifists running our business out
of an apartment - because we don't like
Bush, we might be a threat to national security. We're interested
to see what happens the next time one of
us tries to get on a plane!
If you run a progressive or liberal small
business web site (or blog etc.), we suggest that you check your
access logs, and let us know if
you are also getting visits from the DOJ or DHS. We'd like to get more
proof that this is going on, and get the
word out.!
We knew before the Patriot Act was passed
that Ashcroft would abuse it - because he's religiously insane
like his boss that bombed Iraq "because
God told him to." But the Democrats affirmed Ashcroft anyway
and now they're using these unconstitutional
powers to spy on Democrats, gays, black people and others.
Tech question
I got this from a subscriber who wants to hear her BCR:
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from RealPlayer to Windows Media and it didn't work.
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Marty's Entertainment Page
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Chinaco
now has a website
Must be 21 to visit, for some reason
If you visit them, tell them you saw their link on bartcop.com
Subject: Chinaco
I've been meaning to ask if you would like
a review of a good Mexican restaurant in Phoenix called Abuelo's.
(How do I know it's good? Need you ask - Chinaco
Anejo of course!) I visit my sister out there around this
time every year, and we always go to Abuelo's.
I have to tell you, the first time I went and asked the waiter
for Chinaco, he asked if
I wanted it in a Margarita - I almost walked out on that one but had to
reconsider,
since my sister was driving.
When they brought the Chinaco
there was salt on the rim of the glass and a slice of lime, so I had to
clean off
the glass before I drank, but boy, was
it worth it (this was my first Chinaco experience). Now when
I go I
have to remember to tell them to bring
it neat.
I think I shocked my older sister, but she's
getting used to watching me savor my Chinaco.
I still haven't been able to persuade her
to try it, though.
Ann in Philly
Quotes
"The Republicans are trying to turn Jane Fonda
into Kerry's Willie Horton -- there's even a faked
photo of the two of them together being
circulated on the Internet. The suggestion here is that,
like Fonda, Kerry was a traitor after
the war. Like Kerry, I won't condemn someone like Bush for
going into the National Guard. But
for someone like that to condemn someone like Kerry, who
behaved so much better in every respect,
is just revolting. It's just disgusting."
--Daniel Ellsberg, Attribution
Subject: rape
bart,
I agree with Andrew that you are so "fair
and balanced" on the issue of rape
that you fail to reflect the outrage that
many of us feel when we hear comments
like that dumbass Colorado coach.
I can only assume I'm a failure as a writer, because what I thought
I was saying and
what people read are a million miles apart. So I'll attempt
this again:
What the coach said was so impossibly
terrible,
horrible,
obnoxious,
wrong,
stupid,
unfair,
pigly,
inexcusable,
Limbaughesque,
hurtful,
wicked,
offensive
and Republican that, since I don't know the man, I assumed he
didn't mean to say it.
I still fail to see how that translates into "Bart
is insensitive to women."
In my mind, it's the exact opposite of what some people are hearing
me say in their heads.
Also, the two complaints I've found were both from men.
Maybe the women have just given up on me or maybe they saw know
what I meant..
Of course, I'm not going anywhere, but I
ask you to examine whether or not you
have a bias on the part of the alleged
perp involved in crimes against women.
(an unidentified senior bartcop.com
pillar)
In my mind, I'm so pro-women's rights, I have no where else to go.
When I remind people that California wanted Peterson dead before
the evidence came in,
that's seen as pro-rape, but I don't get it.
When I worry that an all-white jury might believe the all-white
prosecutors with "Lynch Kobe"
t-shirts, who arrested Kobe on the girl's word before
the evidence came in,
that's seen as pro-rape, but I don't get it.
Maybe I'm the only guy who watchesd C.S.I., but
on that show, they drill into you that it doesn't
matter what alllllllllllllllllll the witnesses say - what
matters are the blood splatter patterns,
the powder burns, the tire tracks and the fingerprints, etc.
When the suspect says, "It was an accident,
honest," Grissom points to the body and says,
"Is he going to tell me the same story?"
I'm convinced Mark Geragos took the Peterson case because the
whole country was ready to put
a needle in Peterson's arm and Geragos saw something wrong with
the state's "air-tight" case.
Most prosecutors have that "they're ALL
guilty" certainty
that Nancy Grace has, and I
guess that's part of the system, but if I complain when they
try to murder a man or jail him for life
before the evidence is in, I don't see myself as anti-woman,
I see myself as a Constitutionalist.
By the way, thanks for proving that adults can disagree and keep things civil.
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Excerpt:
Is your god really, really angry right
now?
Is your god telling you, like it tells G.W.
Bush every night, that your unwanted
unprovoked ultraviolent war against a nearly
defenseless nation is not only
justified and righteous, but is His deepest
wish?
And does your religion tell you, like it
tells so many of the Christian Right,
that homosexuals are a dire threat to humankind
and should be stopped at all
costs before the so-called gay agenda sneaks
into the playground and the
drinking water and the "Spongebob" scripts
and starts covertly converting
our blessed innocent hetero children to
a life of sin?
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Dueling Quotes
"I hope I live to see the day when, as in the
early days of our country,
we won't have any public schools. The
churches will have taken them over
again and Christians will be running
them. What a happy day that will be!"
--Rev. Jerry Falwell (R-Insane), Attribution
"Secular schools can never be tolerated because
such a school has no religious instruction
and a general moral instruction without
a religious foundation is built on air; consequently,
all character training and religion
must be derived from faith.... We need believing people."
--Adolf Hitler, April 26, 1933,
Attribution
Vets
refuse to forgive Kerry
Another smear job ordered by Rev Moon
Excerpt:
"Questions arose during his 1996 Senate re-election
campaign about whether Mr. Kerry deserved the awards,
in particular the Silver Star. Accounts
of the incident vary, but essentially Mr. Kerry chased down a wounded
Viet Cong fighter, killed him and stripped
him of the B-40 rocket launcher he had just fired at Mr. Kerry's swift
boat.
The Viet Cong fighter had already been wounded
by the boat's machine gunner, according to various reports from
eyewitnesses, who had "laid down 50 rounds"
into the hootch where the man had run to hide and from which Kerry
emerged after applying what some described
as the "coup de grace" to the wounded Viet Cong.
A month later, an injured Mr. Kerry rescued
a crewmate who had fallen overboard when a mine exploded near
their boat. He received his third Purple
Heart for an arm injury in this incident."
Meanwhile, Bush was AWOL and drunk, screwing Mexican hookers while
snorting cocaine,
but let's keep the focus on Kerry so as not to embarrass the
never-elected deserter.
Thanks to Trevor
Rev.
Moon, the Bushes & Donald Rumsfeld
by Robert Parry of consortiumnews.com so
you know it's true
Excerpt:
George W. Bush's choice of Donald Rumsfeld
to be U.S. defense secretary could put an unintended spotlight
on the role of the Rev. Sun Myung Moon
- a Bush family benefactor - in funneling millions of dollars to
communist North Korea in the 1990s as it
was developing a missile and nuclear weapons program.
In 1998, Rumsfeld headed a special commission,
appointed by the Republican-controlled Congress, that warned
that North Korea had made substantial progress
during the decade in building missiles that could pose a potential
nuclear threat to Japan and parts of the
United States.
The BFEE has been laundering money with the Rev Moon and the Koreans
for decades, but don't look at that.
Let's put all our resources into verifying Kerry's Vietnam war
wounds, instead.
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Excerpt:
I am running against Tom Delay because
he is one of the greatest threats to the American way of life.
Those that have run against him in the
past have tried to run a civil and somewhat low profile campaign
because he is so powerful and so ruthless
to his enemies. I am not afraid of Mr. Delay and I am running
an agressive campaign by exposing his false
statements and lack of leadership on every issue. I am not
running for fame, fortune or power. I am
running to serve the people of District 22 and America.
How does a person get elected to congress as a near bankrupt bugkiller and then become a millionaire?
You
Can't Skip Vietnam Twice
by Frank Rich
Excerpt:
"When George W. Bush's handlers had him dress
up as the 1986 Tom Cruise of "Top Gun" to dance a victory jig
on an aircraft carrier, they didn't stop
to think that he might soon face an opponent who could be type-cast more
persuasively in his own Tom Cruise role.
John F. Kerry was in real life a comrade of Ron Kovic, whom Mr. Cruise
played to great acclaim in the 1989 "Born
on the Fourth of July." Mr. Kerry, like the movie's hero, was a decorated
Vietnam soldier who became a star activist
for Vietnam Veterans Against the War upon returning home...
"The issue is settled" has been the White House
press secretary's mantra when badgered about the president's military
service. You have to wonder if the issue
would have come up at all had Mr. Bush not set the stage for Iraq-Vietnam
parallels by wearing the fly boy uniform
of his own disputed guard duty while prematurely declaring victory last
spring.
But that's the way it always is with Vietnam.
To paraphrase a totemic line that Francis Coppola wrote for "Godfather
III"
but that would be even more appropriate
to "Apocalypse Now": just when we think we are out, it pulls us back in."
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Bush
critic's speech canceled
Kevin Phillips dis-invited because he's got a book out
Excerpt:
Kevin Phillips, author of a best-selling
book that is harshly critical of President Bush,
said Friday that the Atlanta History Center
had withdrawn an invitation for him to speak
next Wednesday for political reasons.
The History Center said the invitation had
been merely "tentative." Phillips said he had
never considered the engagement tentative
and would have been here Wednesday."
What a clumsy lie that is.
The speech is four days away and he wasn't "really" invited yet?
What is Bush so afraid of?
That somebody might find out?
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Bush's
American soldier body count in Iraq
Bush lied, and caused 547
American lives lost - and counting.
They're back!
From: http://lunaville.org/warcasualties/Summary.aspx
Subject: Ralph Nader is Republican stooge
Ralph Nader - who managed to split the anti-republican
vote and get Bush selected
as president is running again for the same
reason. Nader gives Republicans a chance
to donate twice in this year's election.
They can give once to Bush - and once to
Nader to draw people away from the
Democratic nominee. When Nader posts
his contributions I'll bet you'll see that the
majority of his big contributors will be
the same people who are also big contributors
to Bush. Nader knows he can't possibly
win. The only thing Nader can accomplish is
to make sure Bush wins. Nader is very dishonest.
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Quotes
"To talk about the price of the Iraq war strictly
in terms of U.S. casualties and tax dollars is an obscenity.
Yes, Americans were lied to by their
politicians. Yes, they are owed answers. But the people of Iraq are
owed a great deal more, and that enormous
debt belongs at the very centre of any civilized debate about
the war. In the United States, a good
start would be for the Democratic candidates to acknowledge some
collective responsibility."
--Naomi Klein,
Attribution
If the Democrats are responsible it's because they believe Bush
when his CIA people told the Senate
that Saddam could hit the East coast in 45 minutes. That lie
made many Democrats vote for this war.
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How did Bush see the first plane strike the WTC?
Excerpt:
In addition to the time Bush told this
to young Jordan at a "Town Hall Meeting" with displaced workers in Florida
on December 4th 2001 ("I was sitting outside
the classroom waiting to go in, and I saw an airplane hit the tower the
TV was obviously on."), he did it again
in a "Town Hall Forum" in California on January 5th 2002: "first
of all, when
we walked into the classroom, I had seen
this plane fly into the first building. There was a TV set on.".
So, do you think maybe Defendant Bush saw
a plane fly into the first building, or not???
Bush was in a well-connected govt limo
when the 1st plane hit at 8:46
What channel/network/satellite/planet do
you think Bush was tuned to? None of the commercial networks
had video of the 1st impact that morning
-- they weren't expecting it; they did not have cameras trained on
the WTC waiting for secret attack(s) to
begin...
Remember, the first known video of the first plane flying into the first WTC tower surfaced the day after it happened.
SO HOW THE HELL DID BUSH SEE IT HAPPEN IN
REAL-TIME FROM 1000+ MILES AWAY?
Or, to put it another way, what did Bush
know, when did he know it, and did he know that he knew it?
These conspiracy theories will continue until the never elected
government answers some questions.
Will the Democrats ever force Bush & Cheney to answer
tough questions under oath?
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