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"Max Cleland lost three limbs in Vietnam and
they shamed him so, that
he was pushed out of office because
he was portrayed as weak on defense.
Where do they come off with that kind
of stuff?"
--Sen. Frank Lautenberg, on
the Senate floor, Attribution
Hey Frank, they do it because they know they can count on the
Democrats to run and hide.
Criminals and bullies do what they do until somebody stands up
and stops them.
Where have you been the last 3.5 years, Frank?
You've been asleep - and you've been voting with Bush.
Guess what, Frank - power isn't something you're given.
Power is something you f-ing take.
The problem is, the BFEE knows that and the Democrats don't.
....
"I ain't
worried about no damn polls
as long as the Democrats stay yella..."
Excerpt:
Bush's approval rating is at an all-time
low and fewer than half of Americans now believe invading
Iraq was the right thing to do, according
to a Wednesday CBS/New York Whore Times poll.
"Just 32 percent, the lowest number ever, say
Iraq was a threat that required immediate military
action a year ago," the poll reported.
"Less than half, 47 percent, now say the United
States did the right thing taking military action
in Iraq, the lowest support recorded in
CBS News/New York Times polls since the war began."
Is America waking up to the realities of this murdering monster?
Or is this just a blip that $200,000,000 dollars and the right-wing
media can overcome?
Quotes
"I wish we'd stop [fighting about Vietnam].
I wish we'd just stop, at least until the fighting
in Iraq is over with. At least could
we agree that both candidates served honorably."
--Sen. John McCain,
Attribution
Amazing!
John McCain is lying to help a coward who called him an unstable
traitor in the 2000 primaries.
Senator, you can't equate desertion with winning three Purple
Hearts.
It's just not the same.
And Senator, if you want the bickering over Vietnam to stop - put a leash on the Rove monster.
"Kerry
lifted
those Purple Hearts."
Kerry said all year he wouldn't make an issue of Bush deserting
in wartime, but your side
keeps talking about what a coward the Purple Heart winner is,
so he fights back - a little.
Senator
Lautenberg Calls Cheney 'Lead Chickenhawk'
It's so odd to hear a senate Democrat actually speak up
Excerpt:
Democratic Sen. Frank Lautenberg on Wednesday
called Dick Cheney the "lead chickenhawk"
in an escalating war of words over the
Vietnam-era military service of Bush, Kerry and Cheney.
"We know who the chickenhawks are," the New Jersey
senator said on the Senate floor.
"They talk tough on national defense and military
issues and cast aspersions on others,
but when it was their turn to serve,
they were AWOL from courage."
Lautenberg defined a chickenhawk as "having
the shriek of a hawk but the backbone of a chicken,"
and said, "and now the chickenhawks are
squawking about Senator Kerry. The lead chickenhawk
against Senator Kerry is the vice president."
Nancy Pelosi said the president should explain what
he was doing while in the National Guard.
"As far as we know, Senator Kerry got three Purple
Hearts for risking his life in Vietnam and
President Bush got a dental examination
in Alabama," Pelosi said.
Speaking on the House floor Wednesday, Rep.
Jim McDermott, D-Wash., characterized Bush's
military service as "missing without
action."
"We know that Senator John Kerry fought with courage
and valor on behalf of his country," McDermott said.
"We know that George W. Bush flew under the radar,
because that's the only explanation for how a pilot
suspended from flying parachuted into
a Republican political campaign in Alabama."
Wow!
Was April 28, 2004 the day the senate Democrats found and read
bartcop.com?
Get your 'Names
for Bush"
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Court
Martial in Iraq
Iraq POWs played with like toys, sexed and humiliated
Excerpt:
Photographs surfaced showing American soldiers
abusing and humiliating Iraqis being
held at a prison near Baghdad. The Army
investigated, and issued a scathing report.
One Iraqi prisoner was told to stand on
a box with his head covered, wires attached
to his hands. He was told that if he fell
off the box, he would be electrocuted.
CBS showed a lot of disturbing pictures.
The POWs were stripped and forced to make a pyramid - doggy-style
cheerleaders.
Another was forced to put his face in a fellow POW's crotch while
both were naked,
and while Americans pointed and laughed, flashed thumbs up and
took pictures of them.
I have conflicting thoughts:
If footage surfaced of our
captured and naked POWs being forced to blow each other,
the nuclear option would immediately be put on
the table. In my lifetime, no pictures of
our captured soldiers have ever appeared like that.
There's no telling what the testosterone
monkeys would do if they had pressure from the families
to end that ugly situation right away.
Can you imagine - can you
imagine the hatred that will run thru the Muslin world once
those pictures are showed on Al Jazeera over and
over and over and over. It proves (to them)
that Osama was right - Americans are filthy pigs
who deserve to die.
Way to go, Smirk.
One suspect told Dan Rather he
had orders to "soften them up" (my words).
If, in wartime, the CIA says "Give
us the suspects, but don't send us arrogant pricks
with chips on their soldiers.
Send us broken men," an inexperienced, untrained soldier
takes
his orders to heart and sets out to "break" the POWs.
Keep in mind, when you join our army,
they humiliate you (You worthless
maggot!) to get your head in a place to start following
orders.
I'm not saying
what the suspects did was right - but that's part of the "fog of war,"
that I believe,
can make a normal man (or woman - they had a lady playing
along, too) do the unthinkable.
Is there anyone reading this who has done a year of serious combat who'd like to comment?
My theory doesn't excuse their behavior, but it might explain
it.
What would *I* be like after a year of life and death
fear and panic?
What kinds of crap would *I* pull to blow off steam and
tension and despair?
When these 150,000 heroes come home, a percent of them will be screwed up in the head.
Another mess - but as always, Bush will remain blameless.
Subject: Coalition of the willing to torture
It is so inspiring to hear that torture
in the name of Christ is
replacing torture in the name of Allah
or Saddam in Iraq.
Mission accomplished.
Three cheers for the Crusades and deja
vu.
Wouldn't it make sense to just get the hell
out and admit that
the Chicken Hawks miscalculated the lack
of a Welcome Wagon in Iraq?
LT
LT, just watch the major papers and the TV networks.
They'll say this is "another victory" for Bush.
And the electronic media will blame it all on Clinton.
Years from now, history will say "some
blamed Clinton for Iraq,
some blame Bush," as though
Clinton was the power-grabbing oil theif with
insane delusions of godhood and the messianic need to be pleased
at all costs.
Each day at 6 PM, they lie to us about what Bush did at noon that
day.
Why should we expect history to be any more honest than FOX News?
Excerpt:
57 % of those surveyed "believe that before
the war Iraq was providing substantial support to al-Qaida",
and 45% "believe that evidence that Iraq
was supporting al-Qaida has been found". Moreover, 65%
believe that "experts" have confirmed that
Iraq had WMD.
Among those who perceived experts as saying
that Iraq had WMD, 72% said they would vote for Bush
and 23% for Kerry. Among those who perceived
experts as saying that Iraq had supported al-Qaida,
62% said they would vote for Bush and 36%
for Kerry. The reason given by respondents for their views
was that they had heard these claims from
the Bush administration.
The American media wants you to believe
Bush's lies.
When Bush tells a lie - they echo it instead
of calling him on it.
It's my opinion that if Clinton had Bush's
obedient, good puppy press, Gore's Dow would be at 15,000,
we'd all have health care and America would
have 3800 more people alive and well. But no.
The American press has gone from tough
investigators to cheerleaders for Bush's illegal war
and now we're the most hated and feared
country on earth - with many more 9-11s to come.
Click and see what these guys do
I saw some TV footage of Bunnypants driving a golf cart on TV.
Swear to Koresh, I had a flashback of being a kid going to the
zoo.
They had a monkey show each day where the monkeys would ride
bicycles
and I thought of that when I saw The Smirking Chimp behind the
wheel.
Who's
French Now, Karen?
Karen Hughes was born in Paris - so she's a
cheese-eating surrender monkey
Most
Americans Select Money Over Sex
Well sure, with money, you can get all the sex you want
Insurer
Files Countersuit Against Church
Says coverage was for accidents, not repeated sex crimes
against little kids
Dow
Chemical to Cut 3,000 Jobs
"...but I like Bush because of the great job he's done with
the economy."
New
Device Allows Recording at Concerts
For $10, you get a copy - the RIAA must hate that
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Questions on Bush's Record In National Guard
Excerpt:
Why Did Bush Miss His Medical Exam In 1972?
Where Are The Complete Results Of The Required
Investigation Into Bush's Absence From The Exam?
Why Is The Pentagon Under Orders To Not
Discuss Bush's Record With Reporters?
Where Are Bush's Flight Logs?
Excerpt:
Saying "we have run into some tough weeks''
in Iraq, Colin Powell acknowledged Thursday
that support among the American people
for the Bush administration's policies there is declining.
"When lives are lost people start to wonder about
it, and it is reflected in the polls,'' Powell told a
news conference during a six-hour stopover
in Denmark, a steadfast U.S. ally in military operations.
But Powell expects a rebound. ``The American
people fully understand the value of what we are doing,'' he lied.
If Powell wasn't such a power hungry egomaniac,
he would have shown some balls and resigned
when the Unelected Fool declared (behind
Colin's back) that he wanted to rape Iraq. But no.
Powell likes everyone bowing when he walks
in a room, and we'll soon have 800 dead soldiers
for no other reason than that insatiable
BFEE greed.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Quotes
"From the notorious Starr report, to the Florida
recount, to this president's secrecy and privilege claims
...to controversial judicial nominations,
if there's been a partisan political fight that needed a good lawyer
in the last decade, Brett Kavanaugh
was probably there."
--Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-Scared), who will probably vote to confirm this
anti-democracy Nazi, Attribution
..
"Daddy
says Brett Kavanaugh is good people..."
Hey boy,
...mind if I rub your head for luck?
Quotes
"The cornerstone of democracy is the separation
of church and state."
--Shepherd Smith, amazingly,
on FOX Whore news Wednesday Attribution
- I heard him say it.
Can you believe a FOX Nazi would say that?
I heard him say it, and he wasn't
quoting anybody or being sarcastic.
"Kill him,
then bring his naked wife to me..."
Iraq will be Blair's legacy
Excerpt:
It is Blair's international record which
will undo him - even, perhaps, overshadow everything else
he has achieved. It is odd, given that
the young Blair who started to sweep Britain off its feet 10
years ago barely spoke about foreign policy
- talking only of his burning domestic ambitions
- yet it is his global adventuresblunders
that are most likely to be remembered.
[History] will side with the 52 former ambassadors
who wrote this week's damning open letter to
the PM, wondering how a man so full of
promise and loaded with political capital could have blown it
on support for a rogue US administration.
This was never part of the Blair project; it appeared on no
pledge card. Yet support for Bush and his
new doctrine of war is all but defining Blair, now and for
the future. This is not the legacy he wanted,
but it is the one he looks fated to bequeath. And he
doesn't have another seven years to put
it right.
Blair was once a good man and a smart politician,
but then he fell in with a bad crowd, and Tony
abandoned his goals and lost his conscience
- and gave Bush permission to murder Iraq.
If Blair or Powell had the courage to tell
Bush "No," the world would be such a better place.
Reminder:
I predict Blair will be a pariah after leaving office, so the BFEE will
employ him.
Tony will join the Carlyle Group and get his $50M for betraying his country
and his principles.
Wait - this guy is running the CIA?
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During his monolog, she asked if we were watching a repeat.
I told her, "No, Dave just repeats the
same jokes, night after night."
I was sad, kinda like telling the kids Santa isn't real.
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Kerryís
pundit problem: Is it really just the hair?
by Gene Lyons
Excerpt:
After some questioned whether ABC had ever
used the "L word" to describe Bush, the headline was discreetly
altered to read: "Medal Dispute, EXCLUSIVE:
Why did Kerry change story about Vietnam medals?" At issue were
some ambiguous remarks Kerry made during
a 1971 TV interview. Had he thrown away all his medals during a
dramatic protest by Vietnam Veterans Against
the War, or only some ribbons? And so what? one might ask more
than 30 years later. Rather than quibble,
Kerry aggressively returned rhetorical fire. He asked when Bush will get
around
to proving he showed up for National Guard
duty. If heíd wanted to be an arrogant SOB, however, Kerry might have
asked what Bush and Dick Cheney did with
their
medals.
From: Lisa M
Subject: Where is MWO?
According to a post at Orcinus around the
first of the month, the Horse is not sick
and will be back before the election.
More details in the excerpt below.
EXCERPT: In any event, MWO has been taking
increasingly long vacations in the
past year or so, culminating in the most
recent hiatus announcement. A lot of people
are wondering if we've lost the valued
MWO voice for good.
I wrote MWO and inquired. The answer is
that real life outside the Web intruded
on MWO's online career, as it does for
most of us.
MWO's editor became unable to post as often
one might have liked to be effective.
There is also a bandwidth issue, but putting
out a tin cup is not on the agenda.
The editor explained to me that MWO hopes
to return before the election, bigger
and badder than ever, weighing in when
it counts most. It may return as early as May.
I consider MWO and Buzzflash the best on the net,
but I soooo disagree with
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There's a world of difference between "money" and "greed."
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the less-than-$1000 a day range.
I can't speak for MWO or
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When we started taking ads, I remember writing, "Surely,
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Bush's American
soldier body count in Iraq
Now we have- 724
736 dead American soldiers.
That's 12 lost soldiers in the last 20 hours.
Hundreds
and hundreds and hundreds of coffins
Why?
Pro-Life
Zealots Ignore Republicans
by Smoking Joe Conason
Excerpt:
In the Weekly Standard, the publisher looks
forward to a "confrontation" between Mr. Kerry and
his church, praising the tough-talking
archbishop of St. Louis, who warned the Senator not to seek
communion in his town.
Whatever the faults of the old Inquisitions,
their flaming depredations had a certain consistent quality.
The Holy Officeís clear prosecutorial philosophy
was "better for a hundred innocent people to die
than for one heretic to go free."
Todayís would-be inquisitors have adopted
a far more selective attitude. They will let a hundred
heretics go free, because there is only
one whose condemnation suits their convenience.
When the Republicans come to New York for
their convention next fall, their hosts will include
Governor George Pataki and former Mayor
Rudolph Giuliani. Both are Catholics, and both are strong
supporters of abortion rights, gay rights,
and other such unholy policies. No one suggests that they should
be cast out of the church. In fact, both
Mr. Giuliani and Mr. Pataki enjoy the fervent support of Catholic
conservative groups and leadersóand the
friendship of the "pro-life" President.
Great column, Joe, but I'd like to add something:
This archbishop of St Louis, Raymond Burke, is a partisan
ditto-monkey.
Yes, I said it, and I'll take whatever heat you think you can
throw at me.
Excerpt:
Then days before the Missouri primary in
February, St. Louis Archbishop Raymond Burke said
that were Kerry to stand in his Communion
line, he would bless him, but deny him the sacrament.
Bishop Fabian Bruskewitz of Lincoln, Neb.,
joined the chorus.
But...
did they warn Arnold not to stand before them?
did they warn Pataki not to stand before
them?
did they warn Giuliani not to stand before
them?
did they warn Arnold not to stand before
them?
did they warn Tom Ridge not to stand before them?
did they warn Liddy Dole not to stand before them?
did they warn Barbara Bush not to stand before them?
did they warn Pickles Bush not to stand before them?
did they warn the Bush twins not to stand before them?
No - Burke and Brusky made their little splash against Kerry
because
this isn't about God or religion or sin or saving the innocent
"babies."
It's
about top Catholics playing politics.
...and once you step into that arena you are fair game.
Why do the Bush backing bishops want more wars?
Why do the bishops want Kerry to lose - so Bush can murder Syria,
then Iran?
Why do the bishops want the biggest mass murderer in recent history
to be elected?
Why do the bishops want the man/child who giggles when he murders
to win?
Why do the bishops want the killer who said,
"Fuck Saddam, we're taking him out!" to keep killing?
Why do the bishops want the monster who killed 15,000 Iraqis
to keep on killing them?
Instead of grandstanding
about "sinners" you don't like,
why the hell don't you
pay more attention to the serial rapists
for whom you continue
to provided cover and assistance?
Little boys in St Louis are being raped, maybe even one or
two today,
because this idiot Arch Bishop Burke
is busy trying to get in front of a damn TV camera to shriek
accusations at Kerry instead of doing his damn job.
I'll put my morals up against the morals of the arch-bishop of St Louis anytime.
Care to disagree? If you do, come heavy.
Another Ten U.S. Soldiers Killed in Iraq
Excerpt:
Ten U.S. soldiers were killed in Baghdad
Thursday, eight of them in by a car bomb.
The soldiers were all from the 1st Armored
Division.
I'm so old, I remember high school in Little Rock when they'd
say, "Meet me at the McDonalds."
Yeah, in the early seventies, Little Rock only had one
McDonalds.
They were so "small," McDonald's used their sign to keep track
of how many burgers they'd served.
The sign once said, "600 million served,"
then months later it would be, "700 million
served."
Rodney Dangerfield told the joke: "Let's
go to McDonalds and order 100 million burgers
and watch the kid get the ladder and
change the number." But once they went global,
they stopped keeping track, just saying "billions
served."
It's not funny, but since the rate at which young
men are being slaughtered in Iraq is ever-increasing,
I thought about Rodney and his joke. So many soldiers are dying
- for no damn reason - some news
outlets might just start saying "Thousands
killed" instead of trying to keep track.
Ein Reich
Ein Volk
Ein Fuhrer
One Country
One People
One Leader
Quotes
"If we had something to hide, we wouldn't have
agreed to meet with the 9-11 commission in the first place."
-- America's most crooked
president, after losing the fight to avoid testifying, and when
he finally did,
it was no oath,
no transcript,
no witnesses,
no recordings,
and
Unka Dick had to hold his trembling hand.
..
"Unka Dick, does this make us queers?
...why, ...you're crying, Unka Dick.
Did I say something sad?"
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Excerpt:
Kerry's campaign received an earful yesterday
from a smattering of House Democrats
concerned he was failing to "bring it on,"
ashe promised he would in the primaries.
Several liberal Democrats asked Kerry chairwoman,
Jeanne Shaheen why he has not
responded more forcefully to Republican
broadsides onhis patriotism and service in Vietnam.
In the open floor period, Reps. McDermott,
Pomeroy, Schakowsky, Nadler and Woolsey
asked why Kerry wase allowing Bush to define
him, according to those in the room.
Woolsey said, "In my district, he can hit
back harder, that's for sure," she said.
Nadler said "We should attack them
harder for not doing enough for improving national security.
We ought to be attacking the Bush administration
for a whole lot of things."
Will Kerry summon the courage and energy
to fight back?
Or will he grow tired and allow Bush's
hate machine to steal another election?
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