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"In a way, Reagan was W's father. The macho
swagger, the studied anti-intellectualism,
the infatuation with military spending,
and the overriding concern for corporations and
the rich--all these Bush has inherited
from Reagan. And while Reagan consulted Nancy's
astrologer for advice, Bush does him
one better by consulting the Lord Himself. The only
difference is that Reagan knew how
to read his lines."
--Matthew Rothschild, "No Praise for Reagan", Attribution
Excerpt:
Rush put out a statement yesterday that
he and his third wife, Marta, had separated.
Sources in Palm Beach say Marta dumped
the burly blowhard and vacated the couple's
mansion in Palm Beach The two are quietly
working out a divorce agreement.
Limbaugh met Marta on the Internet and they
married in 1994. Since then, Marta has seen
Limbaugh through ballooning weight gains,
deafness (a cochlear implant in 2002 restored much
his hearing), his heroin addiction, rehab
and a police investigation. Signs of trouble first came
last year in November when one pal of Limbaugh
said: "Marta didn't go visit him at rehab until
the very end. It was odd." Insiders say
there is probably a pre-nup, but Marta may get more
as she "knows where all of his skeletons
are. That's why there are these . . . discussions."
Pigboy has $300,000,000 and he still can't get a women to stay
with him.
Soon, he'll "be on" wife
four, and then she'll divorce him, too.
I think the gerbil stories are true and Marta was just his merkin.
Gee, with all the stress - his drug monkey, his possible arrest
and inprisonment,
his wife dumping his Nazi ass - I hope he doesn't attempt to
harm himself.
Hey Rush, need to borrow a gun?
Quotes
"If its a blood bath, then let it be now"
--Ronald Reagan, to antiwar
protesters, May 15, 1969, Attribution
Document
warns Guantanamo employees not to talk
How 'bout them cowboys!!
Excerpt:
The document, obtained by USA TODAY, says
that soldiers and interrogators are not required
to give defense attorneys statements about
the "personal treatment of detainees" or any "failure to report
actions of others." It also says that refusing
to cooperate with defense attorneys "will not impact your career."
In other words, help the Illegal Monkey
bury his crimes and you'll be rewarded,
but if you open your mouth, the vengeful
BFEE will ruin your career
The document "suggests that there is something
that needs to be hidden" about how detainees
are being treated, says Scott Silliman,
a Duke University law professor and a former Air Force lawyer.
"It suggests that the default should be: Don't
talk."
Subject: Limba divorce
Bart,
Congratulations, it looks like you and Mrs.
Bart outlasted another Rush Limba - LNW marriage.
It seems that the sacred institution of
the Vulgar Pigboy Junkie's marriage could not survive the gays in Massachusetts.
Nick S.
ha ha
You're right - if those wacky gays hadn't
destroyed the sacred sacrament of marriage,
Rush and his blushing
multi-divorced bride would still be in wedded bliss.
.
Blair Handed Electoral Reeming Over Iraq
Excerpt:
Britons angry over Iraq have given Tony
Blair a drubbing in local elections,
relegating his ruling Labour Party to an
unprecedented third place.
"It's a bad night for us, but it's not meltdown,"
Blair's Home Secretary David Blunkett
said on Friday. "On Iraq, we are very clear
about that -- it has damaged us."
With nearly half the results counted, Labour
had lost a net 211 seats, closing in on the
overall loss of 400 or more which analysts
had projected as a benchmark of seriousness for Blair.
The BBC projected Labour's vote share at
just 26 percent.
Just think - if America had a free press,
if the American press weren't whores for
the Illegal President,
we'd see Bush's approval at 26 percent
- but our press is owned by Bush lovers.
Subject: Reagan
It seems to me (and I'm old enough to remember
this) that even
JFK's funeral didn't last this long - and
he was assassinated!
But the press whores are going to drag this
one out. They just know
that if they keep the cameras rolling,
and Tim Russert keeps reminding us
that Reagan once walked on water, and turned
water into wine at a state dinner
- they just know that eventually Reagan
is going to climb up out of that box!
Well - if he does - I know that his first
official act on this neocon Easter will be
to accept a speaking engagement to explain
this miracle - for a 5 million dollar fee.
Jim H
Ten views per penny.
Nobody gives you a better deal that that.
Who should Kerry pick as his VP?
Rating
Reagan: A Bogus Legacy
by Robery Parry of consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Yet absent from the media commentary was
the one fundamental debate that must be held before any
reasonable assessment can be made of Ronald
Reagan and his Presidency: How, why and when was
the Cold War "won"? If, for instance, the
United States was already on the verge of victory over a
foundering Soviet Union in the early-to-mid-1970s,
as some analysts believe, then Reagan's true
historic role may not have been "winning"
the Cold War, but helping to extend it.
If the Soviet Union was already in rapid
decline, rather than in the ascendancy that Reagan believed,
then the massive U.S. military build-up
in the 1980s was not decisive; it was excessive. The terrible
bloodshed in Central America and Africa,
including death squad activities by U.S. clients, was not
some necessary evil; it was a war crime
aided and abetted by the Reagan administration.
[Reagan's] unpleasant history was shunted
aside or covered up.
"War crimes" and "Republican presidents" go together like peanut butter and jelly.
In BCR
Show 42 - The Rush-Reagan Beatdown, I mentioned
a possible
72 members of the Reagan administrations that were either
convicted, forced to resign or pleaded guilty.
I was wrong.
Subject: 138 Reagan officials convicted of crimes
http://www.jesusnorepublican.org/Reagan
bartcop.com regrets the error
Bart takes Vince Z to the Economic Woodshed
Quotes
"I watched lie upon lie stacking up while seeing
the so-called liberal media give
"The Great Communicator" a free ride. In short,
the genesis of the state this nation
is in today began with the election
of Reagan. Would W have been possible without Reagan?
Would the lies that pushed this nation
into an unneeded invasion of Iraq have been as effective
without the Reagan administration getting
away unpunished after the Iran-Contra Affair?
Watching the Reagan years unfold was
an exercise in horror and frustration,
but it turned out to just a warm-up
to a presidency that is even worse."
--Randolph T. Holhut, "Ronald Reagan Without Tears"
Attribution
Reagan,
Hedgehogs and the November Election
by Arianna Huffington
Excerpt:
Reagan spoke of an America whose "heart
is full; her torch is still golden, her future bright...
She will carry on unafraid, unashamed and
unsurpassed. In this springtime of hope, some lights
seem eternal; America's is."
Bush spoke of an America threatened by "thousands
of dangerous killers now spread throughout
the world like ticking time bombs, set
to go off without warning," cautioning that "America must not
ignore the threat gathering against us
... We cannot wait for the final proof - the smoking gun - that
could come in the form of a mushroom cloud."
Which America would you rather live in?
Neither damn one.
I want to live in Clinton's America, where everyone who wanted
a job could find one,
where the biggest worry we had was Monica and the biggest problem
we had was the
argument about how to spend the budget surplus.
Who would want to live in the Reagan depression or the Bush recession?
Some people can't read, like the Monkey president.
But if you can read, you'll find the right books here
and it's all just a click away.
Pokerfest
Chicago July 17, with an afterparty on Chicago's
famous Rush Street
Pokerfest
Seattle circa late September, early October?
Anyone in the Seattle area could help set this up? Contact Bart
McCain Rejects Kerry's VP Overture?
Excerpt:
McCain has personally rejected John Kerry's
overtures to join the his ticket and
forge a bipartisan alliance against The
Monkey, the Associated Press has learned.
Kerry has asked McCain as recently as late
last month to consider becoming his running mate,
but McCain said he's not interested, said
a Democratic official who spoke on condition of anonymity
because Kerry has insisted that his deliberations
be kept private. A second official familiar with the
conversations confirmed the account, and
said the Arizona senator made it clear he won't change his mind.
Both officials said Kerry stopped short
of offering McCain the job, sparing himself an outright rejection
that would make his eventual running mate
look like a second choice.
Both camps say that didn't happen, but the AP is sticking with
their story.
"Unka Karl
says I'll be unevictable in November."
Subject: Go Ralph
Well, I guess it's official. Kerry asked
McCain to consider the VP nod.
Democrats should be embarrassed and ashamed
that the Democratic nominee
can't look within his own f-ing party.
Now tell me where Nader was wrong
when he said that "there is little or no
difference between the two major parties"
Democrats are interested in sex.
The GOP is interested in global domination and stealing oil.
You can't see a difference there?
I know you like to run that same old cartoon
but it was eight years of Clinton/Gore
that gave us all these g-damn SUVs,
Hold on there, Lande...
We got all those SUVs because the economy was booming like never
before
and oil was dirt cheap. It's what a prosperous country does with
money - they spend it.
...the so-called drug war raged unabated,
"Unabated" is the wrong word to use.
Was Clinton's AG constantly raiding bothering-nobody groups in
Oregon and California?
Did Clinton bust Tommy Chong for selling plastic pipes?
...corporations swallowed up America and
the gap between rich and poor continued to grow.
F them both.
My, you have such a potty mouth.
It's my opinion the gap between rich and poor will always grow,
so the Democrat's job
is to slow that growth, the GOP wants to hasten that growth.
You and your potty mouth are going to vote for Bush - and that makes you a monkey.
By the way, "Go Ralph" is what I did when I found out you were pro-Bush.
They did
everything they could to pretend it was a
national
tragedy that a 93 year-old man had died.
The
Day the Constitution Died
by Molly Ivins
Excerpt:
"When, in the future, you find yourself wondering,
"Whatever happened to the Constitution?" you will
want to go back and look at June 8, 2004.
That was the day the attorney general of the United States
-- a.k.a. "the nation's top law enforcement
officer" -- refused to provide the Senate Judiciary Committee
with his department's memos concerning
torture.
In order to justify torture, these memos
declare that the president is bound by neither U.S. law nor
international treaties. We have put ourselves
on the same moral level as Saddam Hussein, the only
difference being quantity. Quite literally,
the president may as well wear a crown - forget that "no man is
above the law" jazz. We used to talk about
"the imperial presidency" under Nixon, but this is the real thing."
.
Molly, you just now finding that out?
You need to be reading bartcop.com
Have you ever noticed how photos of Kiera Knightly look fake?
her head is hueueueueueuge and it looks photoshopped on someone
else's body
Marty's Entertainment Page
Early Abu Ghraib Reports Went Unheeded
Excerpt:
At least five soldiers objected last fall
to abuses they saw at the Abu Ghraib prison.
One demanded to be reassigned, saying the
behavior he witnessed there "made me sick to my stomach."
Up the chain of command, the noncommissioned
officers who heard such complaints did little to stop the
mistreatment, according to Army records
obtained by The Associated Press.
One of those same NCOs, Staff Sgt. Ivan
L. "Chip" Frederick, is accused of stomping on prisoners' toes
and punching another prisoner so hard in
the chest that he remarked, "I think I might have put him in cardiac arrest."
The investigation handjob
into beatings and humiliations at Abu Ghraib began in January, after one
soldier wrote
an anonymous letter to superior officers
about troubling photographs. That soldier, Spc. Joe Darby, came forward
later to talk to Army investigators and
eventually became known as the whistle-blower who uncovered the scandal.
That's why we shouldn't buy any of this, "Those
few loose cannons sullied our reputation."
Bart's Law #2
tells us those who tortured the most brutally were probably rewarded for
it.
Bush: Saddam's Pistol Now U.S. Property
Excerpt:
"President Bush will give Iraq's new leaders
full sovereignty, billions in rebuilding aid
and the protection of 138,000 U.S. troops.
But it doesn't sound like they'll be getting
Saddam Hussein's pistol anytime soon. It's
U.S. property, Bush says."
Someone else pointed this out, but doesn't the fact that Saddam
was found with an
unloaded pistol prove he was captured by someone else, then handed
over to US forces?
If you ruled a country with an iron fist for 30 years, why would
you hide with an empty gun?
Las
Vegas Is All Over the Tube
The Casino, American Casino, C.S.I., Las Vegas, The Real
World
Senior
Iraqi Diplomat Slain in Baghdad
They should get Regis to host, "Who wants to be a president"
American
Shot and Killed in Saudi Capital
Michael C - if you're still in Riyadh, becareful, Dude
Fla.
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Subject: Reagan on money
Bart,
I don't know why the repugs are diddling
around trying to put Reagan on the ten and twenty dollar bills.
They should get serious and replace the
stars on the flag with pictures of him. It'll be the "Reagans and Stripes"!
(Nancy can replace the eagle topping the
flagpole.)
Next, change the name of the country to
"United Reagans of America" or "United States of Reagan"
Either will do fine.
Of course, with his new deification by the
nazis the pledge should be corrected to include "Under Reagan"
instead of the misleading "Under God" phrase.
Accuracy is important, you know.
I could go on and on with these truly moral
and good ways of honoring Saint Ron, but I need to puke.
Steve in Seattle.
Iraqi
Deputy Foreign Minister Killed
...but we're still throwing them the car keys in 18 days
Excerpt:
Gunmen killed a deputy foreign minister
as he went to work Saturday, the latest attack
on Iraqi leaders in recent weeks.Bassam
Salih Kubba, Iraq's most senior career diplomat,
was mortally wounded in Baghdad's Azimiyah
district, a spokesman said.
The attack on Kubba was the second assassination
of a senior Iraqi figure in the past month.
The head of the now-disbanded Iraqi Governing
Council, Izzadine Saleem, was killed in a
suicide car-bombing May 17 near Green Zone
headquarters of the U.S.-run occupation authority.
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Subject: Poker talk
Bart, you wrote
> "With a total of seven cards, you use your two and the best three cards on the table to make a hand, "
I'm sure you realize that it's not necessary
to use any of your hole cards to make the hand.
You can use one or none and "play the board".
Best five cards wins, doesn't matter how
many of your original two you use.
Also, did you know that Shana Hiatt is Vince Van Patten's sister-in-law?
Keep up the good work,
JM
JM, I didn't know about the sister-in-law thing.
On the cards, you're right, you can use just one card in your
hand,
but if you "play the board" you can't win - all you can do is
tie.
Army
Hired Interrogators for Iraq Despite Ban
They called "Rent a Torturer 4 Less" to fill crucials posts
Excerpt:
The Army hired private interrogators to
work in Iraq and Afghanistan despite their
policy of barring contractors from military
intelligence jobs such as interrogating prisoners.
A policy memo from December 2000 says letting
private workers gather military intelligence
would jeopardize national security.
An Army spokeswoman said senior commanders have
the authority to override the contractor
ban.
Some of the dozens of private contractors
hired to interrogate prisoners in Iraq and Afghanistan
are under investigation in connection with
abuses at the Abu Ghraib prison near Baghdad and
other prisons. Army investigators are looking
into whether the contracts were awarded properly.
We have about 130K military personnel over
there - and as many private contractors?
Remember - all this is off-the-books and
we won't know the size of the bill until the BFEE hands it
to the taxpayers. Think how much
they'd have to pay a guy to work in those conditions - and we're
paying for how many tens of thousands
of these guys?
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Bush's American soldier body count in Iraq
832
833 dead American soldiers.
832 families destroyed forever - all for Bush's illegal war.
Soon it will be 900, and then 1000.
Subject: Re: Remember to keep straddling that moral fence
Bart, you wrote:
> Every Jew in the world could move to Oklahoma
where they wouldn't be killed,
> but for some reason they want to live
with people who want them dead
Ha Ha!
In your view, it is the 12 year old French
girl's fault that the Muslims carved a swastika
in her face because she was too obstinate
to move to Oklahoma.
No, I'm saying her face would still be intact
if she lived here, but her parents
prefer to live in a place where they
carve up kids - how can you not see the obvious?
You are definitely right. It was "monkey"
of me to expect you to object to the terrorizing
of Jewish civilians in France. As you so
eloquently summarized, it's not your fault they are
getting what they deserve. Obviously, you
share bin Laden's view that any Jew anywhere is fair game.
Yep, me and bin Laden are twins.
What we're seeing here is your religious
insanity blinding you to what's real and obvious.
My way, the kid grows up with an
Okie accent.
Your way, she grows up scarred for
life - physically and mentally and your religious insanity
tells you it's better that she grows old
staring at a swatiska in a mirror every day of her life.
Good thinking, Dude.
.
Thanks for the reply. You have confirmed
my suspicion that the resurgence of anti-Semitism
across the world concerns you liberals
about as much as it bothers Pat Buchanan and David Duke.
This has nothing to do with left vs right.
My way, the kid grows up with an
Okie accent.
Your way, she grows up scarred for
life.
Your refusal to budge scarred that kid
- I had nothing to do with it..
However, for a "monkey" like me to send
you an article documenting the mistreatment
of French Jews really does get under your
skin.
No, I just think you'd be safer with science
and logic than religious insanity.
You tell me about a problem, and I gave
you a way to fix it but you don't want it fixed.
You prove my point - you don't want
the problem solved.
Don't worry. I won't bother you again. Asking
a leftist to condemn savagery against Jews
was extraordinarily naive in my part, and
I've learned my lesson.
Good Luck, pal.
Bob
Glaser
No, you haven't learned a damn thing.
This has nothing to do with left vs right.
This has everything to do with your religious
insanity
that tells you to live with knife-wielding
people who hate you.
For all we know, that 12 year-old girl could
be beaten and murdered by now
and your stubborn refusal to move away
from the danger is what killed her.
My way, the kid grows up with an
Okie accent.
Your way, she grows up scarred for
life - if she's lucky.
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