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Added by Marc Perkel

To that end the newsmedia who has called Ben Vanderford and interviewed him have been changing his story to suit their spin on the issue. But unlike them - I (Marc Perkel - Computer Tyme Hosting) am a real journalist and I have provided them web space to tell their side of the story unedited. That way the real story can come out.

As of this moment the FBI is trying hard to find something they can charge these kids with to save the press the embarrasment of having screwed up the original story. You see - if they can persecute them - then that take attention off their own coverups, their stupidity, and that the media is just a puppet of the Bush administration. At least - this is my spin about what is going on with this story.

As of right now - this is the only link on the internet to their side of the story and as an advocate of free speech I have decided to give them a voice. I got a call early this morning after they got booted off of their previous host and I decided to give them a voice. They have given me the go ahead so it is now up there. And it will remain the official unedited voice of what it is they have to say.

One of the reasons I am doing this is because I have myself been a critic of the original Nick Berg Video which was heavilly edited and raised more questions than it resolved. In the Nick Berg video the man who is killing berg - al-Zarqawi - has two legs where the real al-Zarqawi only has one. The video appears to have been filmed at Abu Ghraib Prison and Berg - who was in American custody is still wearing an American orange uniform. Aparently others had suspected fakery and were curious enough to experiment on how to fake a beheading. These kids produced a video - obviously not intended to actually decieve anyone - because it was the beheading of the producer of the film who was never a captive - and who's name and address appear in the film.

Had Associated Press done ANY research at all they would have know it was fake. Here's a link to the Original video. Can you believe they fell for this?

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 Quotes

"The American people know this president speaks with clarity and
  conviction, and the terrorists know by his actions he means it."
  -- Scott McClellan, trying to explain away Bush's comment that he
      is forever thinking up ways of harming the US and its people,    Attribution

 Veteran Backs Off Attack on Kerry's War Record
  Nazi right forced to eat some of their ugly lies

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 John Kerry's commanding officer in Vietnam has backed away from attacks on him,
 saying he made a mistake in accusing Kerry of having lied about his wartime record.

 George Elliott, (Tool of the Right) had signed an affidavit suggesting Kerry did not deserve the Silver Star.
 In the document, Elliott said, "I was never informed that he had simply shot a wounded, fleeing Viet Cong in the back."
 But in Friday's Boston Globe, Elliott said: "It was a terrible mistake probably for me to sign the affidavit
 with those words. I'm the one in trouble here."  Elliott told the newspaper he thinks Kerry did deserve the medal.

 "I still don't think he (Kerry) shot the guy in the back," Elliott is quoted as saying in the Globe.
 

 He's not sorry.
 He didn't "make a mistake."
 He got caught lying and America was outraged that Bush would stoop this low!

 Because their little ambush failed to work (that's in part to McCain) they had to fold:
 "We have not and we will not question Sen. Kerry's service in Vietnam,"
 said White House spokesman/whore, Scott McClellan.
 

 ...at this point, I think this is Kerry's race to lose,
 unless he climbs into another monkey suit for the cameras.

 If everything stays equal between now and November (it won't) Kerry will win. But I see the
 Lil' Cowboy on the run, with his low blows and fake terror alerts.  He keeps promising that things
 are getting better when they're not and America now seems to see what we saw back in 1999.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

''We have not and we will not question Senator Kerry's service in Vietnam."
   --White House liar Scott McClellan responding to McCain's call for Dubya to
      disassociate himself from the ''dishonest and dishonorable" attack on Kerry,   Attribution
 

 Translation: We asked the Wiley Brothers Oil Company in Texas to produce that ad
                       so a bullshit artist like McLellan could say we had "nothing to do with it."

 Reservist Says Intelligence Led Iraq Abuse
  Since Tenet is gone, let's blame everything on him

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The account by Ken Davis, a former sergeant in the 372nd MP Company, conflicts with
 testimony soldiers gave this week at the Lynndie England hearing, one of seven members
 of the 372nd charged with abusing detainees.

 Davis said he found the soldier talking with Spc. Charles Graner, one of the reservists charged with abuse.
 Davis said he watched Spc. Armin Cruz and Spc. Krol handcuff two naked male detainees to the bars of two facing cells.
 Davis said Cruz and Krol then handcuffed the naked men together face-to-face, forcing them to embrace while demanding
 that they confess to raping a boy in the prison. He said Cruz asked him sarcastically, "Do you think we crossed the line?"

 Davis said he replied, "I'm not sure you are MI."
 He said Cruz told him the men were being interrogated and said, "We know what we are doing."
 

 Sounds like they were following orders from above.
 Rummy and the Governor wanted those men broken - whatever it took.
 Will the grunts have to pay for Smirk & Rummy's excesses?

  Comments?

 Subhect: Kerry in KC

 Sam and Bart,

 I thought I would share this picture that my husband took at the Kerry/Edwards rally last night in Kansas City.
 We took our 9 year old son and 5 year old daughter and drove 100 miles so we could see the candidates!
 The weather was great, the crowd was huge, and everyone was really pumped up.  It was so cool to be surrounded
 by so many Dems!  The Kansas City Star newspaper estimated there were 20,000 people attending!

 Of course, there were a few obnoxious Freepers there, waiving their posters and blasting a trumpet,
 but they were far, far outnumbered!

 Thanks for your web site Bart.
 It's a refreshing oasis of liberalism and common sense.

 Mel in MO

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 Quotes

"Those questioning Kerry's medals are angry about John speaking out against the Vietnam war."
     --James Rassmann, who was pulled out of the water by Kerry under fire,  Attribution

 Swift Boat Veterans for Truth Start to Sink
  "I didn't call it then, but I'll call it now.  Bullshit!"

  Click  Here

  Exerpt:
 John O'Neill, the author of the soon to be released book that attacks Kerry's Vietnam service,
 never even served on a swift boat at the same time as John Kerry.  Kerry was back home in the
 United States by the time O'Neill took command of his first unit!  O'Neill did not even know John
 Kerry until he was tapped by Richard Nixon.  Huh, what was that?  Yes, this story gets even more interesting.

 Daniels Won't Play 'Raghead' Song in Dearborn, MI
  Racist scumbag changes songlist for heavily-Arab Dearborn

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
The song begins: "This ain't no rag, it's a flag and we don't wear it on our heads.
 It's a symbol of the land where the good guys live. Are you listening to what I said?"

"Ragheads" is a derogatory term for Arabs, Muslims and others who wear turbans or cover their heads.

 Dixie flag-loving, racist, backwards-thinking, Bush-loving, Confederate-leaning, negro-hating bastard
 Charlie Daniels couldn't help himself when he wrote this Yahoo-charming, screw-the-sand-negroes anthem.

 Charlie, do you still sing, "Be kind to niggers week, be careful what you speak?" on your tour bus?
 You should sing that instead of the 'Rahgead' song in Michigan, don't you think?  Republicans will love you
 even more if you have the courage to speak the way you really feel, you Dixie-whistling turd burglar.

 Subject: Keeping us safe from terror?

 Hi Bart,

 I have recently been watching a great deal of news on the cable and major networks.
 Yes, I admit to having a bit of a masochistic personality. However beyond that I am trying to
 comprehend how anyone could still support this administration. It's a little easier to understand
 seeing the only thing most Americans are watching.

 Although there are so very many lies being perpetuated one point that I have been waiting and
 waiting to hear someone, anyone on one of these programs bring up is the fact that it was Bush
 that fought so strongly AGAINST the formation of the 9/11 Commission and then followed that up
 by trying his best to keep Condi, Cheney and himself from testifying. Well, I finally heard someone
 bring that point up just a couple nights ago and guess who I heard do it - Jon Stewart, that "fake" news guy.

 It seems to me that if these "democrats" would bombard the airwaves with these FACTS as much as
 the other side keeps calling Kerry a flip-flopper it would pretty much end the argument that Bush is the
 tough one on terror. Am I missing something? The guy that has fought so hard to stop people from
 trying to get to the bottom of what happened is the one that is making us safe??????

 So although I painfully sit through these shows I thank the gods that I have reliable sources to go to
 so I can get the real news. The two I rely on are The Daily Show and of course Bartcop.com.

 Thank you for the truth and finding a way to make me laugh through this madness. I'm not usually
 a shot kind of girl but I've decided I'm buying a bottle of Chinaco Anejo and on November 2
 I'm drinking a toast to you and Mrs. Bart, Jon and victory.

 You make my day!
 BP
 

 BP, thanks.
 But don't do shots of Chinaco (and be sure to get the Anejo)
 Just pour a shot and sip it reeeeeeeeeeeal slow.

 Quotes

"The president's Texas allies -- whose animus against his Democratic challenger dates back
  to the Nixon era -- are now deploying the same techniques and personnel they used to attack
  McCain's integrity four years ago. Bush's "independent" supporters would apparently rather
  talk about the Vietnam quagmire than about his deadly incompetence in Iraq."
        --Joe Conason,    Attribution

 Subject: Another side of the News

 US Senator Mark Dayton (D-MN) charges that if the timeline of air defense response
 as promoted in the Kean Commission's best-selling book is correct, then the timeline
 presented repeatedly by NORAD during the last two years was completely wrong.
 Yet now no one at NORAD is willing to comment on their own timeline!

 We have localized heightened terror alerts based on information a couple years old.
 The UN criticizes the US and Britain for using the threat of terrorism to sow fear.
 Bush defends the Iraq War...again, and Kerry has an exit plan.

 Many thanks to BartCop.com for publishing this email with the link from  Entertainment!

 Tune in to "Another Side of the News" with Paul Berenson, Saturdays 9am-10am PST
 on KCSB-FM 91.9 or listen on our webcast http://www.kcsb.org.

 Putting together pieces of the puzzle, apparently there's a Mecon Fountain in Houston,
 posssibly located near the Enron Building where the pro-Bush, pro-war Texans
 gather and "rally," ...for ...whatever good ...that does for the troops in Iraq.

 Well, some pranksters put laundry detergent in their precious war fountain.

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  ha ha

 Their precious war fountain needed to be washed out with soap.

 Quotes

"All of you are soldiers in the army of compassion. I call upon our citizens
  to love your neighbor just like you'd like to be loved yourself. ."
       --Dubya, who loved the innocent citizens of Iraq so much
          he dropped the mother of all bombs on them     Attribution

 Passing for White
  Stories from what the GOP calls, "the good old days"

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 He asked me, "What can you [do for a living?]"    So, I told him what I can bake.
 I said, "Now there's one problem: I bake with a recipe. I don't try and remember what goes in my products.
 I don't know today what I put in a cake that I baked yesterday." "Oh, that's fine, that's fine! Because, we have
 our own recipes! And, you better not be caught using some other recipes! You use that!"

 They had everything chalked down to the hundredth of a penny, how much it costs. He says, "That's fine, that's fine.
 We can give each other a try; I don't know if you're gonna work out, you don't know if you're going to like it.
 But, you can try it. There's only one other thing before we come to an agreement." I said, "What's that?"

 He says, "How do you feel about baking around colored people?"
 I didn't raise my eyes or nothing.  I just said, "Doesn't bother me at all!"

 ha ha

 I don't know how, because I was sent from the colored section,  but they thought I was white.
 So, I went in as a white baker in a kitchen full of black people
 
 

.
"I can always tell a darkie when I see one..."

  Comments?

 Subject: Just saw F 9-11

 Dear Bart,

 I finally saved up enough of my unemployment check to go see Fahrenheit 9/11 and I just don't
 see what all the "Hub-Bub" is about. The corporate media whores in concert with their task-masters,
 the BFEE just continue to lie and lie. All Michael Moore did was add a few additional BFEE facts
(that I never heard) to this unholy war for oil and power.

 John, readers of bartcop.com, buzzflash, Altercation etc knew most of 9-11 before it came out.
 But the masses didn't have a clue how much Bush is in bed with his Saudi masters
 

 Hey, I have an idea...

 Lets make Fahrenheit 9/11 required viewing BEFORE allowing anyone to vote in this election.
 Let the people decide if they want to re-select this former coke snorting, whore [visiting,]
 tequila  Jim Beam swilling, murder-monkey.

 Keep hammering away!

 Regards,
 John
 Mayer, AZ

 Kerry Komfort
  Do the voters or the corporations need the security blanket?
    by my good friend Alan Bisbort

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Big Tim Russert, the wide-faced Sunday-morning spewer of political incredulity, has found
 a sound bite he likes. As we all know, when TV pundits find sound bites they like, they chew
 on them like cuds. Big Tim's sound bite du jour is "Americans need a comfort level with John Kerry."

 Rather than saying anything about Kerry, this bite says loads about Big Tim and the corporate propaganda
 machine for which he stands. It should also prompt a response from any self-respecting American voter,
 like "Get your thumb out of your ass, Russert, and talk to us like we're grown-ups."

 Let's turn this around for a minute. Why is it up to Kerry to prove himself "comfort"-worthy to assume our
 nation's highest office? Twenty-one years of service in the U.S. Senate is not sufficient? Medals earned for
 bravery in combat not enough? Years of work as a no-nonsense prosecuting attorney don't count for anything?
 Why, then, does it come down to something that can't be defined -- comfort level -- but is reported as if it were
 hard news by a reporter who inexplicably commands respect in America?

 Subject Kerry and the Silver Star

 This was a war not the gunfight at the ok corral.
 the object is to stay alive and keep your friends alive, not play fair.

 Shooting from any angle is acceptable.  Only a douche bag idiot
 who had never heard a shot fired in anger, or lying scum would say otherwise.

 I served in vietnam as a marine, and if I recall, and I do, we were taught to just win baby.
 Michael R
 

 Mike, the lie they made up could just as easily have been, "Kerry had a chance to kill the sniper,
 but because he's a yellow, liberal dove, he wasn't able to do his duty which was to kill the enemy."

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 Shot of Chinaco for Mike's military service

 300 Militants Killed in Najaf, U.S. Says
  Sounds like Vietnam - we lost boys, but they lost more, so like it

  Click  Here
 

 Senior al-Qaida Suspect Arrested in UAE
  How many of these guys do they have on ice, waiting to be trotted out?

  Click  Here
 

 Tape: Nixon Mulled Vietnam Exit in 1972
  Why bother to save the thousands who died in 72, 73, 74 and 75?

  Click  Here
 

 Eldrick not in Top 20 at The International
  Either he's still looking for his ball or he's not in this tourney

  Click  Here

 Kerry visits Hannibal, MO

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  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Kerry visits Missouri, one of the country's important battlegrounds for the November elections.
 Kerry hopes his message of restoring mainstream values will hit close to home on Main Street USA.

 Kerry rolled into Hannibal tied with Bush.
 He hopes to leave with the momentum of the Mississippi River at his back.
 

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"You don't name a town after a man who eats people..."

  Comments?

 Subject: don't bash Nader

 why vote for someone who agrees the same way on every subject as you
 after all he doesnt have a good enough of a chance to win, but the democrat (who acts like a republican) does.

 why vote for whats right
 we wanna win, win, win!

 and you blame nader for giving us bush well i blame the democrats for being bush.
 if nader was president he'd represent the bottom 90 percent.
 no contemporary democrat ever will represent the bottom 90 percent.

 sure there better that the neo-nazi republicans, but there rich and there look out
 for the people who contribute to there campains. so if you endorse the democrat
 whos nominated just because hes not bush thats ok. president bush is a horrible president.

 but why bash nader.
 hes the only canidate that will get real change.

 CH
 

 CH, Nader will always be "a candidate" because he'll never win an election.
 By giving him your vote, you're helping Bush.

 If you like Bush, just stand up like a man and say so, but don't lie to yourself
 and pretend that you're voting for Nader because you want real change..

 Giving Bush another 4 years won't change anything ...except America from bad to worse.
 

"I love Unka Ralph!!"

 Subject: Re: Bush forced to defend terror threat

 Bart:

 I don't know what the Washington terror threat deal is about, unless it's to intimidate
 Dem lawmakers somehow, but the Big Apple lockdown fits in with Rove's plans to keep the
 500,000+ anti-Bush demonstrators expected well away from Madison Square Garden, and the
 media, during the GOP convention later this month.

 Out of sight, out of mind.

 Will it work, or will angry New Yorkers demand their town back before the end of August?
 I think Herr Karl has stepped in it again, just like the 'Mission Accomplished' photo-op last year.
 With his recent track record of PR foul-ups, der Puppet Master has turned from Bush brain to Bush drain.

 Keep 'em flying,
 RSJ
 

 RSJ, to imtimidate a Dem lawmaker, you just say "Boo."

 Funk Singer Rick James Dies in Los Angeles
  Crack cocaine felon died of - get this - natural causes

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Funk legend Rick James, best known for the 1981 hit "Super Freak," died Friday,
 apparently of natural causes, police said.  James died at 9:45 a.m. at a residence near
 Universal City, said Police Department spokeswoman Esther Reyes.
 

 I think Rick James was bext known for tying up a young woman, forcing her to
 smoke crack and perform sex acts, then burning her with the hot crack pipe.

..
"He's Rick James and he's dead, bitch!"

 Subject: countering swiftboat lies

 Hi Bart,
 Heres a possible counter to the Swift Boat Veterans ad:
 

 Female voice #1(somberly): I partied with George Bush.

 Female voice #2 (somberly): I partied with George Bush.

 Female voice #3 (somberly): I partied with George Bush.

 Female voice #1(thoughtfully): George Bush wasnot a very bright guy.

 Female voice (derisive laughter) #2: No, he wasnt. And he was incredibly obnoxious, remember?

 Female voice #3 (emphatically): Oh, yes, very obnoxious, especially when he was drunk

 Female voices#1, #2, & #3 (knowingly, in unison): Which was all the time!(group laughter)

 Female voice #1(thoughtfully): I dont think hes changed much. Do you?

 Female voices #2 & #3(somberly): NoNo, I dont.
 

 (This message was brought to you by The Ambitious Secretaries For Truth.)

 Keep up the good work,
 Lisa

 Quotes

*Air America Radio - Beating Rush Limbaugh in NYC 3 to 1

*Heck, beating WABC - & beating him in Seattle Washington

*More Internet radio listeners than Fox News TV worldwide!

*Air America's kickin' conservative media's ass, *& they know it*!
    -- Bound Liberal posted that in the "spoken word' newsgroup

 Public Letter to 9/11 Commission from FBI Whistleblower

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"After the terrorist attacks of September 11 we, the translators at the FBI's largest and most important
 translation unit, were told to slow down, even stop, translation of critical information related to terrorist
 activities so that the FBI could present the United States Congress with a record of 'extensive backlog
 of untranslated documents', and justify its request for budget and staff increases. While FBI agents from
 various field offices were desperately seeking leads and suspects, and completely depending on FBI HQ
 and its language units to provide them with needed translated information, hundreds of translators were
 being told by their administrative supervisors not to translate and to let the work pile up"

 Subject: Thanks

 Hi BartCop and cohorts,

 i want to do what a hundred million people have surely done, and send a  very warm and
 heartfelt thank-you for helping me make a very tough  decision in my life just recently.

 Shortly ago, I turned 18, and had  before paid very little attention to news and politics.
 I watched what  news channels my father watched in the mornings, but not much more.
 When I turned 18, I realized that suddenly the country depended partly  on me to set things straight.

 So, I did what came naturally, and took to the internet in my search  for information.
 I stumbled across dozens of different websites, both  Republican and Democrat, and ultimately got confused.
 I then came  across bartcop.com, and the decision was made shortly later.
 Is there  some Democrat master-list I can add my name to?

 Sam, not sure about a Master List, but Click  Here  for some pretty good links.
 The reason it's called "The web," is, for instance, you can go to buzzflash.com and check their links.
 Then go to Altercation and check their links, then Mike Malloy, TakeBacktheMedia, Greg Palast, etc.
 Pretty soon you'll have more than you can read.
 

 So, I have to say thank you for being there when I needed a little  guidance in a world where it is
 becoming increasingly important to make  the (excuse me) left choice in deciding America's future.

 As a continuing thank-you, I intend to subscribe to BartCop as soon as  I have a little more cash available
 (college budget, yeesh). As a  more-immediate gift from me, I have a link you might want to look at this:
 Sam

 Timeline of Terror Alerts

  Click  Here

 The Death of Emmitt Till
    by Bob Dylan

 Twas down in Mississippi no so long ago,
 When a young boy from Chicago town stepped through a Southern door.
 This boy's dreadful tragedy I can still remember well,
 The color of his skin was black and his name was Emmett Till.

 Some men they dragged him to a barn and there they beat him up.
 They said they had a reason, but I can't remember what.
 They tortured him and did some evil things too evil to repeat.
 There was screaming sounds inside the barn, there was laughing sounds out on the street.

 Then they rolled his body down a gulf amidst a bloody red rain
 And they threw him in the waters wide to cease his screaming pain.
 The reason that they killed him there, and I'm sure it ain't no lie,
 Was just for the fun of killin' him and to watch him slowly die.

 And then to stop the United States of yelling for a trial,
 Two brothers they confessed that they had killed poor Emmett Till.
 But on the jury there were men who helped the brothers commit this awful crime,
 And so this trial was a mockery, but nobody seemed to mind.

 I saw the morning papers but I could not bear to see
 The smiling brothers walkin' down the courthouse stairs.
 For the jury found them innocent and the brothers they went free,
 While Emmett's body floats the foam of a Jim Crow southern sea.

 If you can't speak out against this kind of thing, a crime that's so unjust,
 Your eyes are filled with dead men's dirt, your mind is filled with dust.
 Your arms and legs they must be in shackles and chains, and your blood it must refuse to flow,
 For you let this human race fall down so God-awful low!

 This song is just a reminder to remind your fellow man
 That this kind of thing still lives today in that ghost-robed Ku Klux Klan.
 But if all of us folks that thinks alike, if we gave all we could give,
 We could make this great land of ours a greater place to live.

 Subject: Pot!

 Greetings, from Canada, Vancouver to be more specific..

 Now, I'm hearing that pot is hard to come by down in the Okie.
 Not suprising.

 Well, if you ever out on the west coast for a poker fest you should drop by vancity here.
 The mayor has sworn that no one in this city will ever go to jail for smoking dope.
 

 You can buy pot in numerous stores across the city.
 This stuff is like coma inducing pot, its some good stuff.
 Oh, and the best part. I pay about 125 canadian an ounce,
 so doing some currency conversion, thats cheap as hell.

 Justin
 

 Justin, that could explain Pokerfest Northwest.
 Maybe we should hold the actual Fest in Vancouver :)

 Subject: being registered to vote

 I moved about a year ago and sent a change of address form to the
 proper authorities so I could vote in the next election. I was told that
 I couldn't vote because I moved [again] since moving to my current location,
 which is not in a swing state, BTW.

 I sure did not move from my current location. I figured it was just a mistake,
 like somebody entered me in twice. I went to the ROV office and they entered
 my current address in again, which only took 5 minutes.

 After reading your article, now I have to wonder???

 Take care,
 Rochelle
 

 Rochelle, if the Democrats are smart... they'll expect every dirty trick and every low blow in the book.
 They do NOT want to hand over power to someone who believes in the US Constitution.

 Bound Liberal

 Do you ever hear about something great that was on AAR, but you missed it?

 There is a liberal who goes by "Bound Liberal" who posts, apparently every day, complete shows
 by Al Franken and Randi Rhodes and Mike Malloy (some Janeane, too) on the Newsgroups.

 Find the "newsgroups" icon wherever icons hide - and punch in channel
 alt.binaries.sounds.mp3.spoken-word

 Bound Liberal records, then posts each show complete, so if you hear that Malloy
 or Franken or Randi had a great quest or got off on a great rant, you can hear it.

 So, if you hear Al, randi or Mike say something killer, or if they have a hot exchange with
 a ditto-monkey (like that time Randi beat up Ralph Nader) look at your clock and write to me
 and say, "Bart, 20 minutes into the second hour on Tuesday (don't say 'yesterday')
 Malloy beat the crap out of some sniveling monkey," and I can use that on BCR if it's short

 There's also a poster named YourPlasticPal who records and uploads Bush gaffes.
 He's a busy guy, too :)

 I'd also like to mention WhiteRoseSociety.org, our good friend Master Ben who has a swiftboat-load
 of archived shows from a dozen liberal talk shows including Randi, Mike, Guy james, Cup-O-Joe and more..

 Today in History

 On August 8, 1974, Richard Nixon (R-Crook) was forced to resign after
 senate Republicans told him he had to chance to survive an impeachment vote.

 Where are today's Republicans?
 When will someone stand up and call for an end to Bush's crime spree?
 Bush has secretly given Halliburton hundreds of millions of dollars.
 Bush started a fake war (with real dead soldiers) to enrich his friends.
 Bush has used 9-11 as an excuse to not level with the American voters.
 Bush has replaced science with superstitious horseshit at every opportunity.

 Where are today's Republicans?
 Hell, where are today's Democrats?

 Oh, I see them, ...hiding in the corner, ...under a table, ...wetting themselves in fear.

 Debates

 Apparently the debate question has already been settled, but they're hiding the details.
 That means the election results are available - once we get that info.

 Once those debate formats are known, I can probably tell you who will win in November.
 If Jerry's camp ignored my advioce and allowed the coward to have Brit Hume save him
 every time he gets in trouble, the American whore press will be able to say "Bush won the debates"
 and they might as well stop campaiging.

 If Kerry allowed the format to be:
 Bush gets two minutes to spew a memorized line.
 Kerry gets one minutes to say, "That's not true," but there's no time to explain.
 Then Bush gets 30 seconds to say, "Of course it's true, and YOU love Jane Fonda,"
 then the election is probably lost unless something really crazy happens.

 Of course, it's always possible Kerry used his head and called for a free-flowing debate, with no
 silly-ass clock rules and no Brit Hume interrupting when Bush is stammering nosense, and no ridiculous
 time handcuffs when an important issues that affects our future history are being discussed on live TV.

 ...but what are the odds that Kerry used his head?

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