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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Bush did cocaine - sis-in-law  Clinton urges Kerry to Attack  Israel's Ties to Pentagon D-r-i-v-e   b-y   N-e-w-s  Bush's ob-gyn 'love' gaffe W. Grinch steals Labor Day Reality on the Ballot "Wrong War, Wrong Place" Eldrick Falls from Throne    Quote of the Day "It was an enormous shift. And it required    [Kerry's] cooperation.  Kerry is no longer    cooperating. Sorry, Karl."      --Paul Begala, speaking for Kerry, saying Kerry         will no longer be Rove's doormat,  Attribution    This may be the good news we've been waiting for.   Is it in time?

 

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 Quotes

"It all comes down to one letter - W. And the W stands for wrong.
  The W stands for wrong choices, wrong judgment, wrong priorities,
  wrong direction for our country."
      --John Kerry, flailing pre-Begala, but that could be behind us now  Attribution

 Bush did cocaine at Camp David?
  Pickles was a stoner when Poppy was pres, too    saw it on apj.us

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Kitty Kelley says in her biography The Family: The Real Story of the Bush Dynasty,
 that the Monkey first used coke at college in the mid-1960s.  She quotes Kneel's ex-wife Sharon:
 "Bush did coke at Camp David when his father was President, and not just once either."

 Other acquaintances allege that as a 26-year-old National Guard, Bush "liked to sneak out back for
 a joint or into the bathroom for a line of cocaine".  Bush has admitted being an alcoholic but, asked during
 the 1999 election if he did drugs, he said: "I've told the American people that years ago I made some mistakes.

"I've learned from my mistakes and should I be fortunate enough to become president I will bring dignity and honour to the office."
 

 His refusal to deny he did cocaine is an admission.
 Too bad the Democrats have been afraid to mention that for five years.

  Comments?

 Quotes

"This president rushed to war without a plan to win the peace, and he's cost all of you $200 billion
  that could have gone to schools, could have gone to health care, could have gone to prescription
  drugs, could have gone to our Social Security.  If you want four more years of your wages falling
  ... if you want four more years of losing jobs overseas and replacing them with jobs that pay $9,000
  less than the jobs you had before, then you should go vote for George Bush."
       --John Kerry, souding like a man who now has his feet under him,     Attribution

 Clinton Urges Kerry To Sharpen Attack
  Does the Big Dog read  bartcop.com?

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  Exerpt:
 Bill Clinton, in phone calls with Kerry over the weekend, told Kerry that he must sharpen his criticism
 of Bush and offer voters a more compelling case in his own behalf if he hopes to win this election.

 Clinton added his voice to that of other Democrats who were urging Kerry to change his non-message
 and non-strategy in response to gains Bush made during August and at NaziCon2004 last week..
 

..
"Unka Karl and Unka Dick tell me what to think..."

  Comments?

 Quotes

"Demeaning our allies is an interesting approach for someone
  seeking the presidency. They deserve our respect, not insults."
     --Cheney, the foul-mouthed Dick who told our allies to "Fuck off."   Attribution

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 Quotes

"I yearn for a greater tolerance, an easy-goingness about each other's
  attitudes and way of life. There are few clear areas in which we as a
  society must rise up united and express our intolerance."
     --America's Embarrassment Monkey,   Attribution
 

 So, the guy who said McCain has a black baby and beterayed his fellow POWS preaches tolerance?

 Subject: Demo campaign managers

 Bart,
 In my egalitarian world view this is regrettable even unacceptable, but I couldn't help notice the following pattern:

 Dukakis - wimpy, impotent campaign - female campaign mgr
 Clinton - strong, agressive campaigns - male campaign mgr
 Gore - wimpy, impotent campaign - female campaign mgr
 Kerry - wimpy, impotent campaign - female campaign mgr

 I hope this isn't indicative but one can't deny the pattern up to this point.
 Frank

 Spy Case Renews Debate Over
 Pro-Israel Lobby's Ties to Pentagon

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"...the case has reignited a furious and long-running debate about the close relationship between Aipac,
  the pro-Israel lobbying organization, and a conservative group of Republican civilian officials at the
 defense department, who are in charge of the office that employs Lawrence A. Franklin, the Pentagon analyst.

 Their hard-line policy views on Iraq, Iran and the rest of the Middle East have been controversial and
 influential within the Bush administration.

"They have no case,'' said Michael Ledeen, a conservative scholar at the American Enterprise Institute
 and a friend of Mr. Franklin. "If they have a case, why hasn't anybody been arrested or indicted?''
 

 That's a very stupid question.
 Why hasn't bin Laden been arrested?
 Why hasn't the Anthrax Killer been arrested?
 Why hasn't the Valerie Plame criminal been arrested?
 Why hasn't somebody been held responsible for the missing $11 Trillion?
 Why hasn't somebody been held responsible for 9-11?
 Why hasn't somebody been held responsible for the Halliburton scandal?
 Why hasn't somebody been held responsible for Bush's illegal war?

 The answer is the same in every case.

 It's because the Democrats refuse to fight.

 Bush unfazed by 'loving women' gaffe

 Bush offered an unexpected reason today for cracking down on frivolous medical lawsuits.

"Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country," he said.

 It was unclear what he meant but the Republican president, long known for verbal and grammatical lapses,
 included the anecdote about ob-gyns in a speech attacking Kerry and Edwards, a former trial lawyer.

 At a rally of cheering supporters in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, Bush made his usual pitch for limiting
 "frivolous lawsuits" that drive up the cost of health care and run doctors out of business.

 But then he added: "We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business.
 Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."

 Quotes

"Drunk driving, snorting coke while your old lady tokes up and runs over ex-boyfriends?
  Now that's a fun weekend! And as for the classmate that laments, "Poor Georgie. He couldn't
  relate to women unless he was loaded." Well, we find it being loaded makes it much easier
  for us to relate to George! Bush may have gotten through the last four years sober (emphasis
  on the "may"), but we sure couldn't have. We have no idea if these allegations are true or not.
  We really don't care. But let's say that they're probably as true as, dunno, the Swift Boat Vet ads.
  Let's just hope the media treats them that way."
         --Wonkette,    Attribution

 Subject: Why You're Wrong About the Supposed Inadequacy of the Kerry Campaign

 Bart --

 Clearly, you have not looked into the operations of the Kerry campaign's Rapid Response Team.

 This is how it works: say a slanderous attack is mounted against the candidate. Within a week or ten days
 at the most, an intern will be assigned to check around at various wind-surfing and bicycling venues, to
 see if the candidate can be located.

 If so, then with another week or ten days at the most, another intern will be assigned to go and check with
 the candidate, and see whether or not he has enough interest in the campaign to do something about the attack.

 If so, then within another week or ten days at the most, another intern will be assigned to begin drafting an
 apologetic response to the attack. Once the draft is completed, within a week or ten days at the most, an
 intern will be assigned to check various vacation spots to see whether or not the candidate can be relocated.

 If so, then within another week or ten days at the most, another intern will be despatched to carry the draft to
 the candidate for his approval. Within another week or ten days at the most, the candidate will glance at the draft.

 Once the draft is approved, then within a week or ten days at the most, another intern will be assigned to begin
 looking for an appropriate public event at which the response can be delivered. Once an event is discovered,
 then within a week or ten days at the most, an intern will be sent to check with the candidate to see whether
 or not the date of the event will conflict with the candidate's wind-surfing schedule.

 If not, then within a week or ten days at the most, a mere 60 - 90 days after the attack was mounted, and assuming
 that the candidate's pink tutu can be located in time, the candidate will appear at the public event and publicly plead
 with the attackers to stop saying bad things about him.

 So Bart, I simply can't understand your criticisms.
 I mean, how much more aggressive could a campaign possibly be?
 I mean, it's not as if anyone had ever actually informed Kerry that Bush might actually try to win.

 Jack Holloway
 

 Jack, that was a fun read, but let's hope we're past that now.
 Nobody wants me to lay off Kerry more than I do, but that's up to him, not me.
 Also, I would be nice if we could retire that pink tutu graphic, but it must remain
 until the democrats decide they've had enough of Bush sending America down the toilet.

 President George W Bullshit
  In Britian, the press is allowed to tell the truth

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 George W Bush is proud to be a Texan. So no doubt he can recognise
 the smell that now fills the halls of the White House.

 It's the same smell that wafts out of the mouths of every one of his spokesmen,
 from creepy Vice President Dick Cheney to film star buddy Arnie The Terminator.

 And it's a smell that is emitted by Bush himself, every time he delivers his set piece
 on why he should be re-elected as president. It's the stink of, well, I'm sorry, there's
 no other word for it... bullsh*t. Plain, old-fashioned verbal manure.
 No lie is too outrageous to be spun. No truth is too sacred to besmirch.

 
 Except for a few websites, nobody in America dares speak like that.
 The press is so totally in awe of Bush's "greatness," we never hear talk like this
 from the majority of Americans who voted for the Democrat in the last election.

 If only America had a free press like in Russia and Britain.

 The Grinch who Stole Labor day from Veterans
    by Greg Palast

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 According to the Register, where the Bush Administration likes to place its little gifts to major campaign donors,
 2.7 million workers will lose their overtime pay for a "benefit" of $1.53 billion. I put "benefit" in quotes because,
 in the official cost-benefit analysis issued by Bush's Labor Department, the amount employers will now be able
 to slice out of workers' pockets is tallied on the plus side of the rules change.

 President Bush announced in his convention acceptance speech this week that he was changing overtime rules
 to give workers "comp time" off instead of pay. He forgot to mention that a couple of days before, on August 23,
 his Labor Department had already put in half the plan -- eliminating overtime pay for millions -- while failing to put
 into the regs one word about comp time. In the pre-September 11 days, we used to call that, "lying."
 

 I wish we could get John Kerry to point out things like this to the voters.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Government credibility sucks

 How can we believe anything coming out of the Bush House of Lies?
 
 Some suspect info or lack of info at all most noticeable are the:
 
 1 causalities of the War on Terra,
 
 2 hard evidence of his supposed military service, his involvement in smearing
    the military service of John Kerry and other credible War Veterans,
 
 3 his gall in criticizing Kerry's absence from Senate voting when Bush has spent most
     of his presidential time at Crawford or chasing around the Fatherland seeking support
      from religious crazies or his Nazi brethren, God only knows what the VP has been doing,
      leading up to campaign time, to earn his keep,
 
 4 why his Justice Department is dragging its' feet in bringing Corporate terrorists to heel for
    their criminal acts that have so damaged the economic health of our Fatherland,
 
 5 why destroying the environment of the Fatherland is so high on his priority list,
 
 6 lack of details to back up his claims about turning the corner on jobs and success on the War Fronts,
 
 7 prove his claim that he will always protect the Fatherland, we know of at least two glaring examples
    when he failed, once during the Vietnam War and once during the 9-11 attack, with most of our
    military depleted in the Fatherland, who will protect it?
 
 8 explanations why hardly any of his Reagan retread gang show their faces since the War has gone sour,
 
 9 Fear Mongering, Secrecy, Big Money and Misinformation Rule in the Fatherland.
    And He approves the Message.  God Bless and Seig Heil!
 
10 time and space limitations prohibit further consideration of the miserable failures of this administration.
 
 Larry
 

  Larry, don't forget 4,000 dead on Bush's watch, the missing $11 Trillion
  and the shredding of the Constitution.    The Kremlin is more honest than the White House.

 Quotes

"Just do me one big favor, ok? Don't vote for Bush.
  No.    Just don't do it.    I would not be happy with you."
    -- Sgt Ryan Campbell, in a letter to his sister soon after he found out his tour of duty
        had been involuntarily extended.  He died in Iraq on April 29, 2004   Attribution
 

 A shot of Chinaco to every brave soldier who was killed for Bush's oil greed.

 Subject: If your Hex works...

 Isn't it about time for the now famous Bartcop Hex on Bush & Cheney??
 
 Carol
 Buffalo, NY
 

 Carol, the Bush-Cheney Hex has been in effect since the pretzel incident.
 The reason it worked on Tiger is because Tiger has competition.
 Vijay Singh wanted what Tiger had - the top spot.
 So far, the Democrats haven't wanted the White House - they're too afraid.
 

 Comments?

 Housekeeping

 Our Seattle Pokerfest has been postponed.
 Maybe we can work out something for 2005.

 Thing "A" happened so we tried to change the week,
 but then thing "B" happened and the timing became unmanageable.

 But, as is often the case, another door has opened.
 Details will go up when we have them...

 US recovery 'not helping workers'
  The US is in a worse position "than any business cycle since the 1930s"

  Click  Here
 

 Clinton Breathing on Own After Surgery
 "Everything is going very well," his doctor said on NBC's "Today."

  Click  Here
 

 CBO Projects $442 Billion Federal Deficit
  Sleeping Democrats have no problem with Bush bankrupting America

  Click  Here

 Subject: Kerry: Dubya is losing the war on terror

 I was thinking, if Kerry were president and Bush was the challenger, and President Kerry had
 failed to catch Osama, lost Afghanistan to warlords, invaded Iraq, failed to uncover any evidence
 of a threat from Iraq or it's involvement in 911, lost 1,000 troops for no reason, lost Iraq to an
 Islamist insurgency, and presided over a war on terror in which there were more terrorist incidents
 in 2003 than 2002, wouldn't challenger Bush accuse President Kerry of losing the war?

 You bet he would!!
 When a republican wants something, they take it.
 When a Democrat wants something, he begs a Republican to give it to him.
 

 Wouldn't he just come right out and say it:
"Despite having the mightiest army in the world at his command, President Kerry
  is failing in this the greatest test of our nation's will. Kerry is losing this war."
 
 Andrew C
 

 Andrew, you bet.
 I wish you were on Kerry's staff.
 

  Comments?

 Reality on the Ballot
    by Robert Parry

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 For weeks now, George W. Bush's campaign has been radically testing the limits of how thoroughly
 one party can lie, misrepresent and smear without paying any price and indeed while reaping rewards
 in the opinion polls. Bush personally capped off this binge of dishonesty with his acceptance speech at
 the Republican National Convention, continuing his pattern of lying about how the war in Iraq began.

 Before a national television audience, Bush repeated his false account of the run-up to the Iraq War,
 asserting he had no choice but to invade because Saddam Hussein refused to disarm or to comply with
 United Nations inspection demands. The reality is that not only did Hussein say publicly - and apparently
 accurately - that Iraq no longer possessed stockpiles of banned weapons but he allowed U.N. inspectors
 into Iraq in November 2002 and gave them free rein to examine any site of their choosing.
 

 It's too bad we can't get Kerry to mention any of this in his speeches.

  Comments?

 Kerry Slams 'Wrong War in the Wrong Place'

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Kerry accused Bush on Monday of sending U.S. troops to the "wrong war in the
 wrong place at the wrong time" and said he'd try to bring them all home in four years.
"We want those troops home, and my goal would be to try to get them home in my first term,"
 Kerry said, speaking to a veteran who had asked about a timetable for withdrawal.

"After voting for the war, but against funding it, after saying he would have voted for
  the war even knowing everything we know today, my opponent woke up this morning
  with new campaign advisers and yet another new position," Bush told Missouri voters.

 On Iraq, "suddenly he's against it again," Bush said. "No matter how many times Kerry
 changes his mind, it was right for America that Saddam is no longer in power."
 

 This new, improved Kerry sure is better than the one that was in a coma the last six months,
 but he's already on record as a supporter of Bush's war. The pattern with Kerry is he makes
 these Texas-sized blunders, then has to waste time and money explaining/correcting them.

 Why can't he just get it right the first time? How could he not anticipate a question like,
"Knowing everything you know now, would you still have given Bush a blank check?"

 What questions was he anticipating if not that one?
 

 Perhaps with Begala on board, these gaffes will end.

 Singh Takes Woods' Spot As Top Golfer
  The BartCop Hex returns some legitimacy to the PGA

..
      Tiger Woods yells 'fore' as his ball sails into the crowd...

 Freeing Our Press
   by David Swanson

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 When advertising became the main support for media, papers became not only larger but more
 "professional" and "objective." Rather than serving one interest, they served the general corporate
 interest of advertisers -- the viewpoint that came to be known as objective, fair, and balanced.
 While this sounded admirable and corrected earlier corruption that should never be brought back,
 it effectively silenced views opposed to those of large corporations, views that remain largely
 silenced today. Perhaps the only time those views were heard by significant numbers was when
 - in the middle of the last century - the labor media had become a major force.
 
 

..
"There's nothing wrong with my friends owning everything..."

 Subject: flip flopping

 Ill bet that guy that Kerry pulled out of the water was glad he flip flopped
 by turning his boat around for the rescue.   a real mission accomplished.
 
 Ed.

 Quotes

 "You should be a Republican. Because you're self-made."
     --Bill O'Reilly, FOX top liar,  to P. Diddy,    Attribution
 

 Hey Liar, Clinton was self-made, your Monkey had it all handed to him.

 My Illegal Arrest And Detainment, RNC, NY
    by  Cathie Bell

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Several protesters were picked out of the crowd and handcuffed, a few suffered police brutality;
 musical instruments were smashed by angry police. After this show of force, boxes of plastic handcuffs
 were opened and police proceeded to handcuff ALL the people on the block. After about 3 hours,
 we were shuffled onto city busses and taken to a make-shift internment camp at Pier 57, known as
 Guantanamo on the Hudson. I asked one officer why he was not out fighting terrorism, he replied,
 "you ARE the terrorists".

 This year, the political smear is exposed even as it's happening

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Colleagues wanted to print today's Hinderaker and Johnson piece to be "fair" to them. But these are folks
 who take unfair advantage of that concern. And what about fairness for John Kerry? These authors take
 great umbrage at my use of the word "fraudulent" to describe their writing. That word choice was quite
 deliberate: They hurled it at Kerry; I merely hurled it back."

 Subject: This Day in History

 Bart,

 Having recently finshed my B.A. program in history I find solice in your "This Day in History" section.

 It is great commentary, and rather mordacious, on how history can be manipulated and changed
 from the perspective of those who hold the pen.  Case in point is how the Bush Administration is
 now projecting the Vietnam Conflict as a heroic, patrioatic period in the anals of America, in effect
 causing Kerry to agree with our glorious Monarch.

 Always remember that 2+2=5!!!!
 Gregor
 

 Gregor, I enjoy a good fight, but that was like fighting the ocean tide.
 I couldn't devote that much time each day explaining that it was just a joke.

 You knew CNN was a whore network long before I started typing this sentence, but they're
 living down their reputation covering Clinton in the hospital.  Every eight minutes, they're doing to
 Dr Sanjay Gupta for "a live update," as tho Gupta is getting minute-by-minute info.

 Why can't they just report the news?
 Why do they need a breathless female squeeling and a vibrating, flashing graphic to tell us he's fine?

 Then, to make it worse [it always gets worse] CNN is promising "all day coverage" of 9-11,
 no doubt a retrospective on how our brave hero, Commander in Thief was wetting his pants that day.

 CNN, thy name is whore.
 You're not a news organization - you're a FOX News wannabe.

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 Quotes

"When I heard Zell going on about how he once was lost and now is found, I thought I heard
  Jimmy Swaggart. I thought I might get him to touch my hurt knee to heal it. But he's such a
  mean bastard, I was afraid he'd just hurt the other knee."
     --Rep. Charles Rangel, who knows how to give a quote,    Attribution

 Kremlin admits lying
  Like Bush, they tried to hide the real casualties

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The admission of an effort to minimize the magnitude of a hostage crisis that ensnared
 about 1,200 people - most of them children - marked a sharp turnabout for Vladimir Putin.

 The broadcast included no apology and referred only to the most blatant misstatement by officials,
 the claim that 354 hostages were inside the school. It did not acknowledge the hostage takers had
 demanded an end to the war in Chechnya or that the government continues to give conflicting information
 about whether any of the guerrillas remain at large, who they were and how many were killed.
 
 

 In a democracy, with a free press, the government can't lie for very long.
 In America, where the press is controlled by government liars, there is no check and
 there is no balance, the government can lie for years at a time and get away with it.

..

 Subject: Did we supply North Korea with WMDs?

 Bart,

 Did we supply North Korea with WMDs?  Yes, of course we did!
 Bill Clinton even built the nuclear plants to produce nuclear weaponry
 at a cost of $5 Billion to the American taxpayer.  What a guy!

 Does this mean president Clinton was incredibly stupid?
 Or does it mean he is a traitor and ought to be tried, convicted,
 and immediately hanged by his neck until dead?

 Bob Booger

 
 Bob, I don't fault you.
 I know how hard it is for the Monkey brain to process information.
 
 To answer your question, yes, we did. 
 Rumsfeld worked hard to deliver WMDs to North Korea, just as he did for
 Saddam, the most dangerous monster in the most dangerous part of the world.

 What Clinton did was make them a deal:
 If you stop trying to make a nuke bomb, we'll give you nuclear reactors.
 You see, Monkey, there's a difference between nuke bombs and nuke electricity.

 What that expensive for us?
 Sure, but how much more expensive is three nuclear bombs hitting the California coast?

 When the Giggling Murderer took over, he warned North Korea that he was going to murder
 them like he murdered Baghdad, so North Korea had a panic attack and started rebuilding
 their nuke bombs and now they have some.

 Feel better?

 Random Thought

 Just think, if Kerry had known how to answer the question, "Knowing what you
 know now, would you still have given Bush a blank check to murder Baghdad?"
 he could've been miles ahead of Bush and this race might've been a runaway.

 Let's hope, with Begala on board, the massive hemorrhaging might actually stop.

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