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Attacks Up After Debate
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"The use of troops to defend America must 
  never be subject to a veto from countries 
  like France." 
     --Dubya, pulling his usual stunt of refuting 
        a statement that was never made.
                                                  Attribution


 


 
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 Quotes

"On Iran, I hope we can do the same thing, continue to work with the world to convince
  the Iranian mullahs to abandon their nuclear ambitions. We worked very closely with the
  foreign ministers of France, Germany and Great Britain, who have been the folks
  delivering the message to the mullahs that if you expect to be part of the world of nations,
  get rid of your nuclear programs."
      --Dubya, who sweems to have gotten permission from France to confront Iran,  Attribution


 Monkey, Kerry step up attacks after debate
  Bad Monkey might be a one-termer like his failed Daddy

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush used Kerry's comment that preemptive US military action ought to pass a
 "global test" to accuse him of putting worldwide popularity ahead of US security.

"The president's job is not to take an international poll. The president's job is to
 defend America," the Monkey lied. "The use of troops to defend America must
 never be subject to a veto by countries like France."

 Aides to Kerry, sensing their desparation, countered: "If you rely on a half-sentence
 to attack your opponent, it's proof you're not telling the whole truth, you're distorting
 a debate you lost."
 

 That's a BartCop staple, right there.  Since they have to lie to make their point,
 that proves that they realize that the truth won't do. The truth makes people want to
 vote for Kerry, and Bush can't accept that, so he has nothing left but to lie.
 

  Comments?



 Quotes

"The reason it works is we have a dumb guy, me, we have a tough guy, Howie, we have
  a smart guy, JB, and Jillian is cute and she has big hooters and men like big hooters."
   -- Terry Bradshaw, (D-Hates the Pigboy) explaining why FOX Football pregame is Number One


 Fox Whore News Pulls Fake Kerry Story
  Doesn't this mean they should go off the air?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Carl Cameron, a whore reporter, wrote an item that looked like a news story with made-up
 Kerry quotes, said Paul Schur, a Fox whore spokesman. The item was not intended to be posted on the site.

'"Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What a good debate!' Kerry said Friday.
'"It's about the Supreme Court. Women should like me! I do manicures,' Kerry said.
"I'm metrosexual - Bush is a cowboy."
 

 This is the kind of crap FOX put on their web site.
 Did the liar responsible get fired?

 Hell no, because FOX doesn't live by the standards they set for others.
 Their "Dan Rather" didn't even get a slap on the wrist.
 

   Comments?



 Stellar Explosions Imminent
   This could be the big one, Elizabeth!

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Three powerful bursts of energy from different regions of space could presage spectacular
 explosions of huge stars, astronomers just announced  The eruptions are likely imminent.

 A blast of X-rays was spotted Sept. 12, and another on Sept. 16. Each came from a different
 location in the sky and from galaxies far beyond our own. A more powerful eruption was detected
 Sept. 24 from yet another spot in the sky. This third flash, importantly, was on the verge between an
 X-ray eruption and a more energetic gamma-ray burst, which involves a more powerful form of radiation.

 George Ricker of MIT told space.com the stars will likely go supernova 10 to 20 days after the
 initial bursts that were spotted. "Each burst has been beautiful," Ricker said. "Depending on how
 these evolve, they could support important theories about supernova[s] and gamma-ray bursts."
 

 Spacial anomoly?
 ...or ...the beginning of The Second Coming?
 

   Comments?


 Subject: Betty Bowers's message to Katherine Harris

 I've always said that, if I had a chance to hang out with any celebrity that
 I would choose a poker game, John Madden and a 12 pack
 (barring heavenly intervention for a date with Renee Zellweger)

 But I think small dinner party with Betty Bowers in the place of honor now trumps both.
 This is one sassy broad.
 Jimmy B
 
 

 I thought I'd catch hell for printing that, but no...
 Anything that makes me laugh out loud is good to go.

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 New Evidence of Recent Torture in Iraq
    by Lisa Ashkenaz Croke and Brian Dominick

  Click Here

  Excerpt:
 An attorney representing former detainees says his recent fact-finding mission to Baghdad
 uncovered dozens of cases of physical and psychological abuse, sexual humiliation, religious
 desecration and rape in ten US-run prisons throughout occupied Iraq.

 Perhaps the most disturbing evidence Akeel found suggesting an overarching policy of abuse
 comes in the form of first-hand accounts that captors singled out religiously observant prisoners
 for particularly harsh abuse.
 

 Bush was lucky there wasn't enough time to explore Bush's prison abuse in the debate.
 

  Comments?


 Subject: You are the big hammer

 You are The Big Hammer and a kickass guy and we love you for it.
 No one can be all things to all people.
 We have seen some of the criticism lately, but this is how we feel:

 If you want pure civility, there are plenty of places to go, on the Net and otherwise.
 Bartcop is a place for reality and laughs. God knows, we will all go insane if we
 cannot laugh, no matter how off the wall the humor.

 Bart tries his dead-level best to get us all to fight back against the Fascism Creep
 we all see around us, if we are not freakin' blind! So, what the hell is wrong with that?
 If there had been a Bartcop in Germany in the 30's maybe WWII would have never
 taken over all of Europe and half the Pacific.

 We love you Bart! Keep hammering!

 Peace
 TWF



 Subject: polls

 BC,

 When Bush is ahead by 3 points, media whores
 shamelessly bellow out "BUSH BY A LANDSLIDE!!!"

 Now that Kerry is ahead by 3 points, they don't waste
 time saying that it is a statistical tie or dead heat.

 FOX was just plain rediculous Friday morning attempting damage control and CNN
 downplayed the debates after it was clear that Kerry was the pretzel in Bush's windpipe.

 JC


 Post-Debate Boost for Kerry
  Feel free to suck on that, Junior

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Kerry was widely rated the winner of the first debate, giving his campaign a boost
 and raising Democratic hopes that the White House race would grow tighter.

 Although the experts continued to afford the Monkey the edge - and public opinion will
 take some time to sort out - the consensus after Debate One was that Kerry helped his cause.
 He held his own, observers said, against an incumbent who seemed peevish and childish
 throughout much of their nationally televised encounter.

 Strategists on both sides agreed that Thursday heightened the stakes for the next debate.
 

 I believe that underlined statement to be true.
 One big debate has not cured months of slumber, but it's a giant step towards winning.
 In Edwards serves up chopped Cheney, and Kerry slaps the Monkey again this Friday,
 then I think we will have taken the lead in this race for the first time in months.
 

  Comments?



 Subject: why Kerry won the debate

 There's a lot of discussion about why Kerry beat Bush in the debate.
 Bush supporters are claiming that Jim Lehrer was biased and gave Bush harder questions
 than he gave Kerry.  Some say it was because of camera angles and that Kerry was taller.
 Although the problem with Kerry being taller was made worse because Bush slumped at the podium,
 making him shorter. Some people think that Kerry  took unfair advantage of Bush because Kerry is smarter.
 But I have a different opinion.

 I think Kerry had the advantage in the debate because reality was on his side. Iraq has become a quagmire
 and it's now obvious that invading Iraq was a bad decision. The economy is in shambles and so is foreign policy.

 Bush has used poor judgment for the last 4 years and because of that - it made it easier for Kerry to argue his position.
 Bush would have had the advantage if he had a record of success to run on rather than a record of failure.
 It seem that if a sitting president wants to have an advantage in a presidential debate - that doing a good job
 would be a good debate strategy.

 I'm Marc Perkel - And I approved this message!

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA


 Housekeeping

 I continue to get mail asking why the members section appears to be "broke."
 It's not broke, it's just incomplete.

 If you read the regular page and then click on the members section,
 you might see the skeleton template for tomorrow's page and not much else.
 It looks incomplete because it saves time to leave a word from the headline
 and the "Click  Here" and the "Excerpt" and the blue type that follows.
 It saves wear & tear on my tennis elbow that is now Vioxx-free.

 If you check back in 3 hours, you'll see a few stories.
 If you check back in 6 hours, you'll see a more stories.
 If you check back at midnight, you'll see most of tomorrow's page.

 Best time to check the members page is in the morning, when most of it is up.
 That give you a chance to be published in that issue because if you read something
 Tuesday morning and send me an e-mail, your mail will be on top of the pile as that
 day's issue is ready for its targeted 1 PM Central Standard Time uploading.

 It's not broke, it's just not ready to take out of the oven - yet.



 Quotes

"I've been to a lot of summits. I've never seen a meeting
  that would depose a tyrant, or bring a terrorist to justice."
    -- The Bush Monkey, snarling at the TV cameras Thursday night      Attribution
 

 But Monkey, is that why you never held a meeting on terrorism prior to 9-11?

 Is that why Cheney's Task Force on Terrorism never met, not even once?
 Are meetings bad because it's too much like education?
 Or do you hate having meetings because others discover how stupid you are?


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 Desperate Monkey Chides Kerry on Domestic Programs
  Nothing is more dangerous than the BFEE facing the loss of everything

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 "He's decided to put his faith in the wisdom of the government," lied the Monkey who gave us
  the biggest government in all of history. "I will always put my faith in the wisdom of the American people."
  claimed the Chimp who heads the most secretive government in history.

"For the last two years, I've traveled all over this country and listened to the stories of Americans struggling
 to make ends meet," Kerry said in prepared remarks. "I've also shared their frustration at this administration's
 constant state of denial, which neglects their needs."

 Repeating the theme he hit during the first presidential debate,
 Kerry said, "America's Monkey has a four-word plan - more of the same."
 

..
"My eye twitches when I'm behind.
 I lost that debate, but my eye's not twitching,
 so that proves I'm still ahead of the War Hero."

  Comments?


I'm what?


 Quotes

"Pessimism about Iraq seems to be in fashion, with leaders such as John Kerry
  and Kofi Annan implying that the world would be better off if Hussein had never
  been toppled. (A stuipid lie from thr Whore Street Journal) So it's been more than
  a little refreshing to hear the message of hope, resolve and gratitude delivered by
  (Bush's puppet) Ayad Allawi during his U.S. visit this week."
        --Wall Street Journal Editorial, lying to their right-ring readers Attribution
 

 In the 20 months since Bush began his Baghdad murder spree, I've never once heard
 anybody say they wish Saddam was still in power - the WSJ is just lying again - but
 there are 1061 military families that probably wish Bush had never stumbled into this quagmire.


 Aaron Brown with "Boondocks" after the First Debate
   You gotta read this - it's short and funny as hell

  Click  Here


 Subject: Debate responses

 So far, no one is commenting about  when Kerry used a quote from
 the Bush 41 autobiography; on why he didn't go on to Baghdad in Gulf War I.
 Why hasn't the press or even the independent news sites tapped in to that?

 When Kerry mention that Bush 41 didn't go in to Baghdad because
 there was no clear and concise exit strategy, I yelled out:

"BOOM BABY...THAT'S A HOME RUN!  THE MAN IS BACK!!!"

 But yet no one is even talking about it?!?!  WHY!!!???!!!
 Pete M
 

 Pete, I know the answer, but it's hard to explain.
 Everyone knows Bush 41 pardoned Reagan's cabinet to hide their global felonies, but we don't talk about it.
 We know the Bush fortune was built on Jewish slave labor in Hitler's Nazi the death camps, but we don't talk about it.
 We know Bush was caught with cocaine and did community service, but we don't talk about it.
 We know it was unconstitutional for Texas residents Bush & Cheney to run on the same ticket, but we don't talk about it.

 The difference is talk radio and the GOP echo chamber.

 They take one sliver of half-truth, like that fella who was buried at Arlington, and turn it
 into six months of wall-to-wall, non-stop, 24/7 bullying and badgering and lying
 that "Clinton peed on our dead military heroes" because that's a fun story that'll sell.

 Talk radio exists mainly for Republicans to scream at the black man and the gays and since Clinton was a friend
 to the black man - he had to fall. That's why racist sons of bitches from The Arkansas Project (read or see
  Hunting of the President) were running impeachment, along with the tobacco senators and the turned-whore
 scumbags of the Washington press corps.

 You can sign a $280M contract if you scream nonsense about "Clinton's Death List," but talking facts
 about the Bush family?  No money in that,  ...and whores always follow the money

 But the truth?
 There's no profit in telling the truth.
 

   Comments?



 Japanese fans celebrate Suzuki's historic hit
  258 hits in one season has never been done before

  Click  Here
 

 Mount St. Helens Erupts After 18 Years
  Pressure for another blow is building

  Click  Here
 

 Nader wins place on Arkansas ballot
   Bush's best weapon is getting help from GOP to screw democracy

  Click  Here
 

 Snake Shuts Theater Showing 'Anacondas'
  There's a real snake loose in the theater somewhere...

  Click  Here


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Kitty Kelley,
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 Kerry Ad Says Bush Lost Debate, Then Lied

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The new ad will run at least in all the places where Bush airs his "Global Test."
 The Bush ad is scheduled to go on the air Monday on national cable networks.

 That ad refers to Kerry's comment in the debate that a pre-emptive strike must pass
"the global test where your countrymen, your people understand fully why you're doing
 what you're doing and you can prove to the world that you did it for legitimate reasons."

 The Bush ad called it the "Kerry doctrine," and asked: "So we must seek permission
 from foreign governments before protecting America?"
 

 Will America catch on to never-elected President Liar?  Kerry said if the country and
 the whole world hates what you're planning, maybe it's not such a good idea, comparing
 Bush II's madness to Bush I's war in 1991 that actually had most of the world's support.

 But the facts won't serve the Illegal Emporer, so he must lie.
 

   Comments?


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 I got an email from a pillar saying he'd never heard the radio show.
 He said the sound wasn't working in his computer, but remember,
 BCR CDs play in any CD player, in your car, in your home stereo etc.


 Subject: beware the October Surprise

 The Dirty Tricks are coming, watch, wait and see.
 It's not over until we wake up Nov 3 with a new commander in chief.

 Rich
 

 Rich, Bush is still "pResident" until noon, January 20th, 2005.
 That means he's got the power to declare martial law and other dirty tricks.
 I'll feel better when Kerry is locked inside the White House and Smirky McWarhardon
 is back in Crawford, a defeated, never-elected, one-term loser.


Since Bush lost the foreign policy debate,
what chance does he have with the domestic?


 Subject: my arrest for civil obedience

 Hey Bart,
 Just thought I would pass this sadly true short story on to you.

 In my job as a sales executive I take customers out to dinner all the time.
 The day that Yousef Islam (AKA Cat Stevens) got deported I was out with
 some Canadian customers for dinner at Gibsons, one of Chicago's best steak houses.
 I will never eat there again.

 After dinner we were waiting outside the door of Gibson's for one of my customers.
 We started talkin about George Bush and the disbelief the Canadians had that he
 would actually get reelected.  I yelled out "Bush SUCKS" to highlight my own disbelief
 and instantly a Chicago police officer was in my face telling me not to say another word.

 I did not vocalize another word, yet mouthed "Bush Sucks".  I was instantly put in handcuffs
 and hauled away to jail, leaving my Canadian customers standing on the corner in greater disbelief.
 After they placed me in the police car the sales associate from Canada, an upstanding 60 year old
 man tried to talk to the police about me.  The officer said that if he did not want to join me he
 should back away, which he understandably did.

  When I got out of jail the next morning at 6AM I met the customers at their hotel and they all
 to a man offered to be witnesses at what they deemed an over zealous police officer.  They also
 were in shock at the apparent lack of free speech in this country.  I will be appearing in court on
 November 16th to answer the charge of disorderly conduct.

 I was hoping that you could post this so that a legal minded reader
 of your site may contact me and represent me.

 You may remember me from the Chicago pokerfest, I helped run one of the tables.  I am really
 freaked out here and now know that I have to move back to Canada.  I don't want to leave the
 greatest country in the world, but I can't help feel that this is 1933 and if I stay till 1937 it will be too late.
 If a man of peace such as Cat Stevens is not wanted here, than maybe I don't want to be here either.
 At least not in jail for speaking my mind.

 Trevor Y
 

 Trevor, of course we remember you.
 You and Vegas Dave and Buck helped run the show.

 If anyone can help Trevor, please send an e-mail to sam@bartcop.com.
 He's a good guy who doesn't deserve to get rolled.
 

  Comments?



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 And These Badlands Start Treating Us Good
   by David Swanson

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 A tight spotlight focused on Bruce Springsteen after he'd entered the stage in Philadelphia on Friday night
 and bent over his guitar without a word. And without a word he gave new meaning to the Star Spangled Banner.
 And on came the E-Street Band, and the stage lit up, and they gave new meaning to "Born in the USA."
 They picked the tempo and the volume up a notch as they jumped into "Badlands" and gave a new meaning
 to every lyric. The sold-out crowd didn't sit down or stop moving for the two and a half hours that followed
 the two hours of opening acts (Bright Eyes and REM). And not a single song failed to find a new meaning for
 the upcoming presidential election, because this was not just a concert to raise money in the Wachovia Center
 ("A Comcast Venue," one in a collection of luxury sports arenas sprawled outside a suffering city and erected
 at the expense of the public that must be searched for weapons when it enters them). This was the Vote for
 Change tour the night after the first Kerry-Bush debate, and we could taste the change coming.
 

   Comments?


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 Subject:  Fun side by side Polish quotes

 My opponent says we didn't have any allies in this war.
 What's he say to Alexander Kwasniewski of Poland?"

 George Bush Minor,
 In the worst ever debate performance by any Presidential candidate, September 30, 2004
 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/debatereferee/debate_0930.html

 Apparently whatever George said to Aleksander was not appreciated...

"I also feel uncomfortable due to the fact that we were misled with the information on WMDs,"

 Polish President Aleksander Kwasniewski,  Warsaw, Poland, March 18, 2004
 http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/6/2004/03/18/story155.html
 

 Kerry: Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries:  Great Britain, Australia
 and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better.

 BUSH: Well, actually, he forgot Poland.

 George Wanker Bush, The C student in a moment of brilliance???  September 30, 2004
 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/debatereferee/debate_0930.html

 Let's see if Big John was right or if Shorty Bush had caught him in an error:

 August 1, 2003 SZCZECIN, Poland - More than 2,000 Polish soldiers left for Iraq yesterday,
 the first in a series of deployments."

 Score yet another one for Kerry.
 As best I can make out from my calendar, March appears to occur well before July 31.
 http://www.washtimes.com/world/20030731-100008-9335r.htm
 

 Well done, Dude.



 Reminder

 We didn't know then, but we know now.
 C-SPAN showed the entire debate on split screen, so C-SPAN viewers
 saw more of the smirking smart-ass than the viewers of any other network

 Let's watch C-SPAN tomorrow night for the Edwards-Snarl debate - and by the way...
 I'd like for Edward's debate to sound something like this...
 

 Halliburton,

 "Hailed as heroes?"

 Halliburton,

"No bid contracts?"

 Halliburton,

"Saddam's WMDs launching in 45 minutes?"

 Halliburton,

"al qaeda and Saddam?"

 Halliburton,

"No need for Geneva conventions?

 Halliburton,

"I made my fortune without any government help?"  (from the Lieberman debacle)

 Halliburton,

"We know exactly wherre the WMDs are, around Tikrit?"

 Halliburton,

"Aug 6 PDB, "Osama is coming soon using airplanes?"

 Halliburton,

"On vacation 40 percent of the time?"

 Halliburton,

"Old Europe?"

 Halliburton,

"Where are Iraq's 2 million barrels a day going?

 Halliburton,

"Energy panel secrets comtempt of court?"

 Halliburton,

"How can you live with that crazy bitch?"

 Halliburton,

"Secret, shadow government?"

 Halliburton,

"Who told the planes to stand down on 9-11?"

 Halliburton,

"Why did you have to hold his hand for 9-11 testimony?"

 Halliburton,

"Why couldn't you be under oath for the 9-11 testimony?"

 Halliburton,

"Can your Chimp even read?"

 Halliburton,

"Is your defibulator working? Your nipples are smoking..."

 Halliburton,

 "Explain the 'market forces' that allowed your Enron partners to steal
 $500M in one day from California because you refused to intervene."

 Halliburton,
 

   Comments?



 Dueling Quotes

"My opponent says we didn't have any allies in this war.
  What's he say to Tony Blair? What's he say to Alexander Kwasniewski of Poland?"
         --Dubya, in Thursday night's debate,  Attribution

"They (He means Bush) deceived us about the weapons of mass destruction, that's true.
  We were taken for a ride."
           -Alexander Kwasniewski,    Attribution


 Subject: Florida/hurricane path

 If the Florida Hurricane tracks map recently published was a fake,
 you owe it to your readers to do a search and publish one that actually
 shows the actual track and Bush/Gore counties.

 Only apologizing for the error still leaves egg on your face.
 Jack O'Brien
 

 Jack, I don't recall apologizing for that.

 I don't have a staff or a research team.
 I can't put the page on hold and research every story and graphic that comes my way.

 That's why you should always think for yourself and verify those facts if they're important for you.
 It's always a bad idea to follow someone blindly.

 ...and if you have that graphic, why didn't you send it?
 

  Comments?



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 Quotes

"That's what he stands for, that's who he stands for, that's who he fights for,
  and if you give him the chance, that's what he'll do for four more years."
      --John Kerry, accusing Dubya of favoring the wealthy over the worker,  Attribution
 
 

..
"I'm a middle-class guy from humble origins..."


 Blair's Exit Strategy Sparks Succession Fever

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Newspapers said Brown was kept in the dark over both Blair's "full third term" decision
 and the fact the 51-year-old premier was about to go into hospital for a heart operation.

 Brown supporters said the finance minister only heard of Blair's plans when he arrived in
 Washington for a G7 meeting on Thursday, just hours before Blair told the nation.

"I can't believe he's done this," the Guardian newspaper quoted one Brown aide as saying.
"It's like an African coup. They waited until he (Brown) was out of the country."
 

 I'm so old, I remember when Tony Blair was a decent guy...
 

   Comments?



 Subject: How do you like Kerry now?

 Bart,

 Hell, there was never a doubt in my mind that you supported Kerry.
 I have read some great talking points that you suggested that Kerry and his team
 begin to use and I be damn if I do believe they are reading and taking your suggestions.

 You are exactly right when you said, "you are not the enemy".
 I would say you're a damn good friend to Kerry and all of us that support Kerry,
 and another thing for these past several years reading your opinions, I can truthfully say,
 you do not say what folks want you to say.

 Hell, I can recall telling you that in this first debate,
 if Kerry is going to be a bear then he better be a damn grizzley.

 Yep sure enough he was, and Bart you keep the hammer pounding
 and pour yourself another shot of Chinaco. You deserve it Bart.

 Your friend,
 David
 

 David, thanks.
 And to answer your question, I like the 'Debate Kerry' tons more than the
 "I don't want anybody fighting back at this convention," Kerry.
 

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 Subject: Bush's Immature Debate Reactions

 I've watched all the talking heads on the news describe in turn how
 Bush looked "angry" and "digusted" when hearing Kerry's statements
 and rebuttals during the debate. They seem to have given Bush's emotions
 far too much weight by describing them in strong, forceful terms.

 Bush didn't look like an angry man; Nixon looked like an angry man.
 Bush looked like a little kid whose mother took him clothes shopping
 on a Saturday when he wanted to stay at home and play his X-Box.

 His outbursts of "I KNOW Osama Bin Laden attacked us" and  "I KNOW how
 the world works", further illustrate Bush's juvenille, egocentric mindset when it
 comes to being challenged on his belief system and actions.

 Yeah, when the loyalty oathes are signed and it's Bush's party, with all the wealthy
 conservatives, holy rollers, Nascar dads, neocons, and Stepford Wives cheering
 him on, Bush can spin his bullshit with all the "down home" flavor of a country
 hog roast, but when he has to stand there, in the theater of cold reason, and defend
 his postions, he is a childish moron.

 This is a president who is carefully "handled" by his team. He is the crafted figure head
 with which Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rumsfield, etc have used to hijack our democracy for
 their own fanatical agenda.

 But Bush, he's the pampered, spoiled son of priviledge who, after a long irresponsible binge,
 cleaned up and found Jesus. And he knows how the world works, goddammit. And if you
 don't agree with him, well he is going to pout, make faces, and stamp his feet like a toddler
 who is refused a piece of candy.

 Just some thoughts,
 MW
 

 MW, that was well put, and I totally agree.
 He had "How dare you question my decisions?" on his face the whole time.

 This is the Monkey who's handlers tell him he's never made a mistake.
 I'll bet they told him he won that debate, then kept him away from the TV and newspapers.
 

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