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     Volume
      1415 -  Desperate Monkey
 
  
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   Sun-Monday    Oct 3-4,  2004                                                                                                                 
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  Quotes
   "On Iran, I hope we can do the same thing,
    continue to work with the world to convince the Iranian mullahs to abandon their
    nuclear ambitions. We worked very closely with the
 foreign ministers of France,
    Germany and Great Britain, who have been the folks
 delivering the message to the mullahs
    that if you expect to be part of the world of nations,
 get rid of your nuclear programs."
 --Dubya, who sweems
    to have gotten permission from France to confront Iran,  Attribution
 
   
  Monkey,
    Kerry step up attacks after debate Bad Monkey might be a one-termer like
    his failed Daddy
   Click 
    Here
     Excerpt: Bush used Kerry's comment that preemptive
        US military action ought to pass a
 "global test" to accuse him of putting
    worldwide popularity ahead of US security.
 "The president's job is not to take an international
    poll. The president's job is to defend America," the Monkey lied. "The
    use of troops to defend America must
 never be subject to a veto by countries
    like France."
  Aides to Kerry, sensing their desparation,
    countered: "If you rely on a half-sentence to attack your opponent, it's proof you're
    not telling the whole truth, you're distorting
 a debate you lost."
 
  That's a BartCop staple, right there.  Since they have to
    lie to make their point, that proves that they realize that the truth won't do.
    The truth makes people want to
 vote for Kerry, and Bush can't accept that, so he has nothing
    left but to lie.
 
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  Quotes
   "The reason it works is we have a dumb guy,
    me, we have a tough guy, Howie, we have a smart guy, JB, and Jillian is cute
    and she has big hooters and men like big hooters."
 -- Terry Bradshaw, (D-Hates the Pigboy) explaining why
    FOX Football pregame is Number One
 
   
  Fox
    Whore News Pulls Fake Kerry Story Doesn't this mean they should go off the air?
   Click 
    Here
     Excerpt: Carl Cameron, a whore reporter, wrote an
        item that looked like a news story with made-up
 Kerry quotes, said Paul Schur, a Fox whore
    spokesman. The item was not intended to be posted on the site.
 '"Didn't my nails and cuticles look great? What
    a good debate!' Kerry said Friday. '"It's about the Supreme Court. Women should
    like me! I do manicures,' Kerry said.
 "I'm metrosexual  -  Bush is a cowboy."
 
  This is the kind of crap FOX put on their web site. Did the liar responsible get fired?
  Hell no, because FOX doesn't live by the standards they set for
    others. Their "Dan Rather" didn't even get a slap on the wrist.
 
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  Stellar
    Explosions Imminent This could be the big one, Elizabeth!
   Click 
    Here
     Excerpt: Three powerful bursts of energy from different
        regions of space could presage spectacular
 explosions of huge stars, astronomers just
    announced  The eruptions are likely imminent.
  A blast of X-rays was spotted Sept. 12,
    and another on Sept. 16. Each came from a different location in the sky and from galaxies far
    beyond our own. A more powerful eruption was detected
 Sept. 24 from yet another spot in the sky.
    This third flash, importantly, was on the verge between an
 X-ray eruption and a more energetic gamma-ray
    burst, which involves a more powerful form of radiation.
  George Ricker of MIT told space.com the stars will likely go supernova 10 to 20 days after the initial bursts that were spotted. "Each
        burst has been beautiful," Ricker said. "Depending on how
 these evolve, they could support important
    theories about supernova[s] and gamma-ray bursts."
 
  Spacial anomoly? ...or ...the beginning of The Second Coming?
 
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  Subject: Betty Bowers's
    message to Katherine Harris
    I've always said that, if I had a chance
    to hang out with any celebrity that I would choose a poker game, John Madden
    and a 12 pack
 (barring heavenly intervention for a date
    with Renee Zellweger)
  But I think small dinner party with Betty
    Bowers in the place of honor now trumps both. This is one sassy broad.
 Jimmy B
 
 
  I thought I'd catch hell for printing
    that, but no... Anything that makes me laugh out loud is good to go.
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  New
    Evidence of Recent Torture in Iraq by Lisa Ashkenaz Croke and Brian Dominick
   Click
    Here
     Excerpt: An attorney representing former detainees
        says his recent fact-finding mission to Baghdad
 uncovered dozens of cases of physical and
    psychological abuse, sexual humiliation, religious
 desecration and rape in ten US-run prisons
    throughout occupied Iraq.
  Perhaps the most disturbing evidence Akeel
    found suggesting an overarching policy of abuse comes in the form of first-hand accounts
    that captors singled out religiously observant prisoners
 for particularly harsh abuse.
 
  Bush was lucky there wasn't enough time
    to explore Bush's prison abuse in the debate. 
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  Subject: You are the big
    hammer
    You are The Big Hammer and a kickass guy
    and we love you for it. No one can be all things to all people.
 We have seen some of the criticism lately,
    but this is how we feel:
  If you want pure civility, there are plenty
    of places to go, on the Net and otherwise. Bartcop is a place for reality and laughs.
    God knows, we will all go insane if we
 cannot laugh, no matter how off the wall
    the humor.
  Bart tries his dead-level best to get us
    all to fight back against the Fascism Creep we all see around us, if we are not freakin'
    blind! So, what the hell is wrong with that?
 If there had been a Bartcop in Germany
    in the 30's maybe WWII would have never
 taken over all of Europe and half the Pacific.
  We love you Bart! Keep hammering!
    Peace TWF
 
   
  
 
   
  Subject: polls
    BC,
    When Bush is ahead by 3 points, media whores shamelessly bellow out "BUSH BY A LANDSLIDE!!!"
  Now that Kerry is ahead by 3 points, they
    don't waste time saying that it is a statistical tie
    or dead heat.
  FOX was just plain rediculous Friday morning
    attempting damage control and CNN downplayed the debates after it was clear
    that Kerry was the pretzel in Bush's windpipe.
  JC
   
   
  Post-Debate
    Boost for Kerry Feel free to suck on that, Junior
   Click 
    Here
     Excerpt: Kerry was widely rated the winner of the
        first debate, giving his campaign a boost
 and raising Democratic hopes that the White
    House race would grow tighter.
  Although the experts continued to
    afford the Monkey the edge - and public opinion will take some time to sort out - the consensus
    after Debate One was that Kerry helped his cause.
 He held his own, observers said, against
    an incumbent who seemed peevish and childish
 throughout much of their nationally televised
    encounter.
  Strategists on both sides agreed that Thursday
    heightened the stakes for the next debate. 
  I believe that underlined statement to be true. One big debate has not cured months of slumber, but it's
    a giant step towards winning.
 In Edwards serves up chopped Cheney, and Kerry slaps the Monkey
    again this Friday,
 then I think we will have taken the lead in this race for the
    first time in months.
 
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  Subject: why Kerry won
    the debate
    There's a lot of discussion about why Kerry
    beat Bush in the debate. Bush supporters are claiming that Jim Lehrer
    was biased and gave Bush harder questions
 than he gave Kerry.  Some say it was
    because of camera angles and that Kerry was taller.
 Although the problem with Kerry being taller
    was made worse because Bush slumped at the podium,
 making him shorter. Some people think that
    Kerry  took unfair advantage of Bush because Kerry is smarter.
 But I have a different opinion.
  I think Kerry had the advantage in the debate
    because reality was on his side. Iraq has become a quagmire and it's now obvious that invading Iraq
    was a bad decision. The economy is in shambles and so is foreign policy.
  Bush has used poor judgment for the last
    4 years and because of that - it made it easier for Kerry to argue his
    position. Bush would have had the advantage if he
    had a record of success to run on rather than a record of failure.
 It seem that if a sitting president wants
    to have an advantage in a presidential debate - that doing a good job
 would be a good debate strategy.
  I'm Marc Perkel - And I approved this message!
    Marc Perkel San Francisco, CA
 
   
  Housekeeping
    I continue to get mail asking why the members section appears
    to be "broke." It's not broke, it's just incomplete.
  If you read the regular page and then click on the members section, you might see the skeleton template for tomorrow's page and not
    much else.
 It looks incomplete because it saves time to leave a word from
    the headline
 and the "Click  Here" and the "Excerpt" and the blue type
    that follows.
 It saves wear & tear on my tennis elbow that is now Vioxx-free.
  If you check back in 3 hours, you'll see a few stories. If you check back in 6 hours, you'll see a more stories.
 If you check back at midnight, you'll see most of tomorrow's
    page.
  Best time to check the members page is in the morning, when most
    of it is up. That give you a chance to be published in that issue because
    if you read something
 Tuesday morning and send me an e-mail, your mail will be on top
    of the pile as that
 day's issue is ready for its targeted 1 PM Central Standard Time
    uploading.
  It's not broke, it's just not ready to take out of the oven -
    yet.
   
   
  
 
   
  Quotes
   "I've been to a lot of summits. I've never
    seen a meeting that would depose a tyrant, or bring
    a terrorist to justice."
 -- The Bush Monkey, snarling
    at the TV cameras Thursday night      Attribution
 
  But Monkey, is that why you never held a meeting on terrorism
    prior to 9-11?
    Is that why Cheney's Task Force on Terrorism never met, not even
    once? Are meetings bad because it's too much like education?
 Or do you hate having meetings because others discover how stupid
    you are?
 
   
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  Desperate
    Monkey Chides Kerry on Domestic Programs Nothing is more dangerous than the BFEE facing the loss of everything
   Click 
    Here
     Excerpt: "He's decided to put his faith in the wisdom
        of the government," lied the Monkey who gave us
 the biggest government in all of history.
  "I will always put my faith in the wisdom of the American people."
 claimed the Chimp who heads the most secretive
    government in history.
 "For the last two years, I've traveled all over
    this country and listened to the stories of Americans struggling to make ends meet," Kerry said in prepared
    remarks. "I've also shared their frustration at this administration's
 constant state of denial, which neglects
    their needs."
  Repeating the theme he hit during the first
    presidential debate, Kerry said, "America's Monkey has a four-word
    plan  -  more of the same."
 
 ..  "My eye
        twitches when I'm behind.
 I
    lost that debate, but my eye's not twitching,
 so
    that proves I'm still ahead of the War Hero."
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  Quotes
   "Pessimism about Iraq seems to be in fashion,
    with leaders such as John Kerry and Kofi Annan implying that the world
    would be better off if Hussein had never
 been toppled. (A stuipid lie from thr Whore Street Journal) So it's been more than
 a little refreshing to hear the message
    of hope, resolve and gratitude delivered by
 (Bush's
    puppet) Ayad Allawi during his U.S. visit
      this week."
 --Wall Street Journal Editorial, lying to their right-ring readers Attribution
 
  In the 20 months since Bush began his Baghdad murder spree, I've
    never once heard anybody say they wish Saddam was still in power - the WSJ is
    just lying again - but
 there are 1061 military families that probably wish Bush had
    never stumbled into this quagmire.
 
   
  Aaron
    Brown with "Boondocks" after the First Debate You gotta read this - it's short and funny as hell
   Click 
    Here
   
   
  Subject: Debate responses
    So far, no one is commenting about 
    when Kerry used a quote from the Bush 41 autobiography; on why he didn't
    go on to Baghdad in Gulf War I.
 Why hasn't the press or even the independent
    news sites tapped in to that?
  When Kerry mention that Bush 41 didn't go
    in to Baghdad because there was no clear and concise exit strategy,
    I yelled out:
 "BOOM BABY...THAT'S A HOME RUN!  THE MAN
    IS BACK!!!"
    But yet no one is even talking about it?!?! 
    WHY!!!???!!! Pete M
 
  Pete, I know the answer, but it's hard to explain. Everyone knows Bush 41 pardoned Reagan's cabinet to hide their
    global felonies, but we don't talk about it.
 We know the Bush fortune was built on Jewish slave labor in Hitler's
    Nazi the death camps, but we don't talk about it.
 We know Bush was caught with cocaine and did community service,
    but we don't talk about it.
 We know it was unconstitutional for Texas residents Bush &
    Cheney to run on the same ticket, but we don't talk about it.
  The difference is talk radio and the GOP echo chamber.
    They take one sliver of half-truth, like that fella who was buried
    at Arlington, and turn it into six months of wall-to-wall, non-stop, 24/7 bullying
    and badgering and lying
 that "Clinton peed on our dead military
    heroes" because that's a fun story that'll sell.
  Talk radio exists mainly for Republicans to scream at the black
    man and the gays and since Clinton was a friend to the black man - he had to fall. That's why racist sons of
    bitches from The Arkansas Project (read or see
 Hunting
    of the President) were running impeachment, along with the
    tobacco senators and the turned-whore
 scumbags of the Washington press corps.
  You can sign a $280M contract if you scream nonsense about "Clinton's
    Death List," but talking facts about the Bush family?  No money in that,  ...and whores always follow the money
  But the truth? There's no profit in telling the truth.
 
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  Nader
    wins place on Arkansas ballot Bush's best weapon is getting help from GOP to screw
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  Snake
    Shuts Theater Showing 'Anacondas' There's a real snake loose in the theater somewhere...
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  Kerry
    Ad Says Bush Lost Debate, Then Lied
     Click 
    Here
     Excerpt: The new ad will run at least in all the
        places where Bush airs his "Global Test."
 The Bush ad is scheduled to go on the air
    Monday on national cable networks.
  That ad refers to Kerry's comment in the
    debate that a pre-emptive strike must pass "the global test where your countrymen, your
    people understand fully why you're doing
 what you're doing and you can prove to
    the world that you did it for legitimate reasons."
  The Bush ad called it the "Kerry doctrine,"
    and asked: "So we must seek permission from foreign governments before protecting
    America?"
 
  Will America catch on to never-elected President
    Liar?  Kerry said if the country and the whole world hates what
    you're planning, maybe it's not such a good idea, comparing
 Bush II's madness to Bush I's war in 1991
    that actually had most of the world's support.
  But the facts won't serve the Illegal Emporer, so he must lie. 
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  Reminder
    I got an email from a pillar saying he'd never heard the radio
    show. He said the sound wasn't working in his computer, but remember,
 BCR CDs play in any CD player, in your car, in your home
    stereo etc.
 
   
  Subject: beware the October
    Surprise
    The Dirty Tricks are coming, watch, wait
    and see. It's not over until we wake up Nov 3 with
    a new commander in chief.
  Rich 
  Rich, Bush is still "pResident" until noon, January 20th, 2005. That means he's got the power to declare martial law and other
    dirty tricks.
 I'll feel better when Kerry is locked inside the White House
    and Smirky McWarhardon
 is back in Crawford, a defeated, never-elected, one-term loser.
 
   
  
 Since Bush lost the foreign policy debate, what chance does he have with the domestic?
 
   
  Subject: my arrest for
    civil obedience
    Hey Bart, Just thought I would pass this sadly true
        short story on to you.
  In my job as a sales executive I take customers
    out to dinner all the time. The day that Yousef Islam (AKA Cat Stevens)
    got deported I was out with
 some Canadian customers for dinner at Gibsons,
    one of Chicago's best steak houses.
 I will never eat there again.
  After dinner we were waiting outside the
    door of Gibson's for one of my customers. We started talkin about George Bush and
    the disbelief the Canadians had that he
 would actually get reelected.  I yelled
    out "Bush SUCKS" to highlight my own disbelief
 and instantly a Chicago police officer
    was in my face telling me not to say another word.
  I did not vocalize another word, yet mouthed
  "Bush Sucks".  I was instantly put in handcuffs and hauled away to jail, leaving my Canadian
    customers standing on the corner in greater disbelief.
 After they placed me in the police car
    the sales associate from Canada, an upstanding 60 year old
 man tried to talk to the police about me. 
    The officer said that if he did not want to join me he
 should back away, which he understandably
    did.
   When I got out of jail the next morning
    at 6AM I met the customers at their hotel and they all to a man offered to be witnesses at what
    they deemed an over zealous police officer.  They also
 were in shock at the apparent lack of free
    speech in this country.  I will be appearing in court on
 November 16th to answer the charge of disorderly
    conduct.
  I was hoping that you could post this
    so that a legal minded reader of your site may contact me and represent
    me.
  You may remember me from the Chicago pokerfest,
    I helped run one of the tables.  I am really freaked out here and now know that I have
    to move back to Canada.  I don't want to leave the
 greatest country in the world, but I can't
    help feel that this is 1933 and if I stay till 1937 it will be too late.
 If a man of peace such as Cat Stevens is
    not wanted here, than maybe I don't want to be here either.
 At least not in jail for speaking my mind.
  Trevor Y 
  Trevor, of course we remember you. You and Vegas Dave and Buck helped run the show.
  If anyone can help Trevor, please send an e-mail to sam@bartcop.com. He's a good guy who doesn't deserve to get rolled.
 
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  And
    These Badlands Start Treating Us Good by David Swanson
   Click 
    Here
     Excerpt: A tight spotlight focused on Bruce Springsteen
        after he'd entered the stage in Philadelphia on Friday night
 and bent over his guitar without a word.
    And without a word he gave new meaning to the Star Spangled Banner.
 And on came the E-Street Band, and the
    stage lit up, and they gave new meaning to "Born in the USA."
 They picked the tempo and the volume up
    a notch as they jumped into "Badlands" and gave a new meaning
 to every lyric. The sold-out crowd didn't
    sit down or stop moving for the two and a half hours that followed
 the two hours of opening acts (Bright Eyes
    and REM). And not a single song failed to find a new meaning for
 the upcoming presidential election, because
    this was not just a concert to raise money in the Wachovia Center
 ("A Comcast Venue," one in a collection
    of luxury sports arenas sprawled outside a suffering city and erected
 at the expense of the public that must
    be searched for weapons when it enters them). This was the Vote for
 Change tour the night after the first Kerry-Bush
    debate, and we could taste the change coming.
 
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  From: Faun Otter
    Sidebar: Everything Otter sends is pure gold
  Subject:  Fun
    side by side Polish quotes
    My opponent says we didn't have any allies
    in this war. What's he say to Alexander Kwasniewski
    of Poland?"
  George Bush Minor, In the worst ever debate performance by
        any Presidential candidate, September 30, 2004
 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/debatereferee/debate_0930.html
  Apparently whatever George said to Aleksander
    was not appreciated...
   "I also feel uncomfortable due to the fact that
    we were misled with the information on WMDs,"
    Polish President Aleksander Kwasniewski, 
    Warsaw, Poland, March 18, 2004 http://www.rednova.com/news/stories/6/2004/03/18/story155.html
 
  Kerry: Secondly, when we went in, there
    were three countries:  Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand
    coalition. We can do better.
  BUSH: Well, actually, he forgot Poland.
    George Wanker Bush, The C student in a moment
    of brilliance???  September 30, 2004 http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/debatereferee/debate_0930.html
  Let's see if Big John was right or if Shorty
    Bush had caught him in an error:
    August 1, 2003 SZCZECIN, Poland  -  More than
    2,000 Polish soldiers left for Iraq yesterday, the first in a series of deployments."
  Score yet another one for Kerry. As best I can make out from my calendar,
        March appears to occur well before July 31.
 http://www.washtimes.com/world/20030731-100008-9335r.htm
 
  Well done, Dude.
   
   
  
 
   
  Reminder
    We didn't know then, but we know now. C-SPAN showed the entire debate on split screen, so C-SPAN viewers
 saw more of the smirking smart-ass than the viewers of any other
    network
  Let's watch C-SPAN tomorrow night for the Edwards-Snarl debate
    - and by the way... I'd like for Edward's debate to sound something like this...
 
  Halliburton,
    "Hailed as heroes?"
    Halliburton,
   "No bid contracts?"
    Halliburton,
   "Saddam's WMDs launching in 45 minutes?"
    Halliburton,
   "al qaeda and Saddam?"
    Halliburton,
   "No need for Geneva conventions?
    Halliburton,
   "I made my fortune without any government help?" 
    (from the Lieberman debacle)
    Halliburton,
   "We know exactly wherre the WMDs are, around Tikrit?"
    Halliburton,
   "Aug 6 PDB, "Osama is coming soon using airplanes?"
    Halliburton,
   "On vacation 40 percent of the time?"
    Halliburton,
   "Old Europe?"
    Halliburton,
   "Where are Iraq's 2 million barrels a day going?
    Halliburton,
   "Energy panel secrets comtempt of court?"
    Halliburton,
   "How can you live with that crazy bitch?"
    Halliburton,
   "Secret, shadow government?"
    Halliburton,
   "Who told the planes to stand down on 9-11?"
    Halliburton,
   "Why did you have to hold his hand for 9-11 testimony?"
    Halliburton,
   "Why couldn't you be under oath for the 9-11 testimony?"
    Halliburton,
   "Can your Chimp even read?"
    Halliburton,
   "Is your defibulator working? Your nipples are
    smoking..."
    Halliburton,
    "Explain the 'market forces' that allowed
    your Enron partners to steal $500M in one day from California because
    you refused to intervene."
  Halliburton, 
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  Dueling
    Quotes
   "My opponent says we didn't have any allies
    in this war. What's he say to Tony Blair? What's
    he say to Alexander Kwasniewski of Poland?"
 --Dubya, in Thursday night's debate,  Attribution
 "They (He
    means Bush) deceived us about the
      weapons of mass destruction, that's true. We were taken for a ride."
 -Alexander Kwasniewski,    Attribution
 
   
  Subject: Florida/hurricane
    path
    If the Florida Hurricane tracks map recently
    published was a fake, you owe it to your readers to do
    a search and publish one that actually
 shows the actual track and Bush/Gore counties.
  Only apologizing for the error still leaves
    egg on your face. Jack O'Brien
 
  Jack, I don't recall apologizing for that.
    I don't have a staff or a research team. I can't put the page on hold and research every story and graphic
    that comes my way.
  That's why you should always think for yourself and verify those
    facts if they're important for you. It's always a bad idea to follow someone blindly.
  ...and if you have that graphic, why didn't you send it? 
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  Quotes
   "That's what he stands for, that's who he stands
    for, that's who he fights for, and if you give him the chance, that's
    what he'll do for four more years."
 --John
    Kerry, accusing Dubya of favoring the wealthy over the worker,  Attribution
 
 
 ..  "I'm a
        middle-class guy from humble origins..."
 
   
  Blair's
    Exit Strategy Sparks Succession Fever
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    Here
     Excerpt: Newspapers said Brown was kept in the dark
        over both Blair's "full third term" decision
 and the fact the 51-year-old premier was
    about to go into hospital for a heart operation.
  Brown supporters said the finance minister
    only heard of Blair's plans when he arrived in Washington for a G7 meeting on Thursday,
    just hours before Blair told the nation.
 "I can't believe he's done this," the Guardian
    newspaper quoted one Brown aide as saying. "It's like an African coup. They waited until
    he (Brown) was out of the country."
 
  I'm so old, I remember when Tony Blair was a decent guy... 
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  Subject: How do you like
    Kerry now?
    Bart,
    Hell, there was never a doubt in my mind
    that you supported Kerry. I have read some great talking points that
    you suggested that Kerry and his team
 begin to use and I be damn if I do believe
    they are reading and taking your suggestions.
  You are exactly right when you said, "you
    are not the enemy". I would say you're a damn good friend to
    Kerry and all of us that support Kerry,
 and another thing for these past several
    years reading your opinions, I can truthfully say,
 you do not say what folks want you to say.
  Hell, I can recall telling you that in this
    first debate, if Kerry is going to be a bear then he
    better be a damn grizzley.
  Yep sure enough he was, and Bart you keep
    the hammer pounding and pour yourself another shot of Chinaco.
    You deserve it Bart.
  Your friend, David
 
  David, thanks. And to answer your question, I like the 'Debate Kerry' tons
      more than the
 "I don't want anybody fighting back
    at this convention," Kerry.
 
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      soldier body count in Iraq 
   1043,1054,1059,
      1061   dead American soldiers.
 
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   "Bush looked like a man who showed up for a
    nine-minute debate and was terrified to find it was a 90-minute debate.
    After nine minutes he'd run out of Karl Rove's one-liners."
 --Sen. Patrick Leahy, D-Bushrubberstamp,   Attribution
 
   
  Subject: Bush's Immature
    Debate Reactions
    I've watched all the talking heads on the
    news describe in turn how Bush looked "angry" and "digusted" when
    hearing Kerry's statements
 and rebuttals during the debate. They seem
    to have given Bush's emotions
 far too much weight by describing them
    in
    strong, forceful terms.
  Bush didn't look like an angry man; Nixon
    looked like an angry man. Bush looked like a little kid whose mother
    took him clothes shopping
 on a Saturday when he wanted to stay at
    home and play his X-Box.
  His outbursts of "I KNOW Osama Bin Laden
    attacked us" and  "I KNOW how the world works", further illustrate Bush's
    juvenille, egocentric mindset when it
 comes to being challenged on his belief
    system and actions.
  Yeah, when the loyalty oathes are signed
    and it's Bush's party, with all the wealthy conservatives, holy rollers, Nascar dads,
    neocons, and Stepford Wives cheering
 him on, Bush can spin his bullshit with
    all the "down home" flavor of a country
 hog roast, but when he has to stand there,
    in the theater of cold reason, and defend
 his postions, he is a childish moron.
  This is a president who is carefully "handled"
    by his team. He is the crafted figure head with which Cheney, Wolfowitz, Rumsfield,
    etc have used to hijack our democracy for
 their own fanatical agenda.
  But Bush, he's the pampered, spoiled son
    of priviledge who, after a long irresponsible binge, cleaned up and found Jesus. And he knows
    how the world works, goddammit. And if you
 don't agree with him, well he is going
    to pout, make faces, and stamp his feet like a toddler
 who is refused a piece of candy.
  Just some thoughts, MW
 
  MW, that was well put, and I totally agree. He had "How dare you question
      my decisions?" on his face the whole time.
  This is the Monkey who's handlers tell him he's never made a mistake. I'll bet they told him he won that debate, then kept him away
    from the TV and newspapers.
 
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