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 Quotes

"I'll tell you what would be good for the economy,
  would be to outsource George Bush..."
    -- John Edwards, who needs me as a speech writer so bad, Attribution

 Bush Taunts Kerry, Tests Debate Lines
  On the street, when a guy does that, you make him eat it...

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Again and again Bush repeated what has become a favorite refrain:
 Kerry "can run but he cannot hide" from his record.
 

 First, the asshole should be after his old partner Osama, not war hero John Kerry.

 Second, I say Kerry should call his bluff.
 Last night, Kerry could've said, "I'm right here, George. I'm not hiding.
 I'm not afraid of you, George. I'm right here and I'm good to go.
 If you have something to say, say it to my face - if you're man enough."

 What could Bush do - besides sputter?
 

 Kerry is three-for-three in the debates.
 Bush refused to answer any questions last night.

 If the question was jobs, Bush would answer with a prepared script on education.
 If the subject was Iraq, Bush would talk about the importance of not wavering.
 He never answered any questions, but still, some people loved what he said.

 America made a deadly and expensive mistake in 2000 when enough people voted for
 Bush to allow him to get within stealing distance and we have paid the deadly price for it.
 
 Will America continue the stupidity or will they vote their best interests?
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

 Right after debate,

 FOX Poll: Bush   55%,  Kerry 41%

  ...they always lie.

 MSGOP, at 9:41 CST has it Kerry 83, Bush 17

 CNN has it Kerry 52, Monkey 39
 

 So, the smart guy clearly won every debate.
 Will that translate into more votes?
 

..
  "I'll do anything!!"

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"...he subjected her to repeated instances of sexual harassment and spoke often,
 and explicitly, to her about phone sex, vibrators, threesomes ...and masturbation,
 

  ha ha
 

 O'Reilly says this is "just politics," but how can that be when
 he claims he's an independent, fair and balanced journalist?

  Click  Here   to read  O'Reilly's oven mit sex fantasy

 Maybe he helped Mommy in the kitchen as a young child in short pants?

  ha ha

 Let's get this pig under oath, and then all the trailer park floozies who are down on their luck can
 come forward, do the talk shows and make themselves a few hundred thousand each in settlements.
 

   Comments?

 Subject: E tu, Bartcop?

 Bart,

 One of the things I remember most about the 2002 midterm elections had nothing to do with the election
 at all--it was the sudden disappearance of MWO.  (Still "out to pasture" after these many months...
 amazingly they're still being linked to by Buzzflash and others.)

 PLEASE, oh PLEASE, don't pull an "MWO" on us and disappear at a vital time.

 Dude, I'm not going anywhere.
 At the worst, I'll be every other day for ten days or so.
 If something happens, I'm right on top of it.
 

 I question the motives of this wealthy friend of yours, pulling one of the strongest
 and most honest democratic voices off the Internet just before the elections.

 Dude, he's my lawyer.  He's not some stalker.
 I've known him 30 years.  He's cool.
 

 He could have at least rented a castle with a high-speed connection.
 There is gonna be some high-octane bullshit right up to the last minute of this election, you know it, I know it.

 I'm taking the laptop, this is no big deal. The only thing, an issue takes about 12 hours to assemble.
 When we're 'on vacation,' Mrs Bart hates to sit in a hotel room and watch me pound away at the keyboard,
 so it's tough to get a complete issue finished each day.  Plus, Mrs. Bart has had a tough year.
 She deserves some free time and maybe even a little room service.

 Sidebar:
 I have no idea what happened to MWO, but burnout is always a possibility.
 Every break I take is a guarantee that I'll be back to do more battle again tomorrow.
 Truth is, I couldn't stay away if I tried - unless the cheese totally slips off my cracker.
 The occasional getaway makes that possibility even more remote.
 

 That said, you could use a break, I'm sure.
 Vegas is fun, I've only been once, and I got to do it while enjoying the luxury afforded to the very wealthy.
 I didn't pass up a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and wouldn't expect you to, either.

 ha ha
 Dude, we've all seen your ride.

..

 You and I need to do Vegas together sometime :)
 I could teach you what I know about Texas Hold 'em,
 and then someone else could teach you the other 90 percent.
 

 They could've still looked for a place with an Internet connection!
 T
 

 Dude, they have phones in Vegas and LA - I'll be in touch.
 I'm not disappearing - I'm just doing half-shifts unless something breaks.
 Then I'm all over it like Rush on Oxycotin.

 Quotes

"TV news coverage has become so twisted that CNN not onlywithholds judgment
  on who won each debate, waiting to get spun by the campaigns, they're admitting
  that they're doing so. Meanwhile, Fox, defying the spin, ...named Bush the clear winner."
      --Michelangelo Signorile,    Attribution

 Subject: optruth.org

 Check out htis story in today's Salon...

 It's the obvious political ad that has just been waiting to be made -- a young Iraq war veteran,
 missing a body part, talking simply and directly to the camera about the sacrifice he made in the
 service of official lies.

 The new ad is the creation of a group of some 20 Iraq war veterans operating on a shoestring budget.
 Their organization, Operation Truth, http://www.optruth.org/main.cfm a nonpartisan, nonprofit group
 of 150 members, is dedicated to elevating the perspective of soldiers and holding elected officials
 accountable for their policy decisions.

"I was called to serve in Iraq because the government said there were WMDs -- but they weren't there,"
 Spc. Robert  Acosta, 21, who was an ammunitions specialist with the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, says in
 the thought-provoking ad. "They said Iraq had something to do with 9/11 -- but the connection wasn't there...
 So when people ask me where my arm went, I try to find the words, but they're not there."

 The ad ends with a shot of Acosta removing his prosthesis, revealing a stub where his right hand should be.

 MMoore
 Seattle
 

 Too bad the Democrats refuse to run ads like these.
 Why are they so afraid to fight?

 Six More GIs Die in Iraqi violence
  You want this to go on forever?  Vote Bush

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 A suicide attack and roadside bombings killed six American soldiers,
 and Allawi warned Fallujah to hand over Zarqawi or face military action.

 Iraq's deteriorating security, including bombings, mortar and rocket attacks,
 kidnappings and shootings, has slowed reconstruction efforts and forced the
 United States to divert funds from rebuilding to security.

.
 Here's the problem:
 Bush is perfect, he's never made a mistake, and cannot ever make a mistake.
 Ending the meatgrinder would mean Bush was wrong and he can't be wrong
 so the soldiers will continue to die

 Guess what?
 They're not going to hand over the beheaders.
 That means our soldiers are going in so ...order more caskets.
 

   Comments?

 59 Reasons Why Bush Sucks
  You'd have to be a freaking idiot to vote for this guy

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 22. Remember the recent headlines when Yusuf Islam, (Cat Stevens) was deported after his name
       was spotted on a U.S. security "watch list"? Turns out it was a spelling error. Nice to know our
       government is devoting the proper resources to persecuting singer/songwriters of the 1970s.
 49. Showing just how concerned W's administration was about terrorism leading up to Sept. 11,
       on Sept. 10, 2001, Ashcroft cut the FBI's terrorism money 12 percent . . . a decision he
       presumably regretted somewhat the following morning.
 

  Comments?

 Double-dueling Quotes

"Six months after he said Osama must be caught dead or alive, Bush was asked,
"Where is Osama bin Laden?" He said, 'I don't know. I don't really think about
  him very much. I'm not that concerned.'"
     --John Kerry, last night's 3rd debate  Attribution
 

"Gosh, I just don't think I ever said I'm not worried about Osama bin Laden.
  It's kind of one of those exaggerations."
     --Dubya,  lying his ass off last night   Attribution
 

 The actual quote

"I'll repeat what I said.  I truly am not that concerned about him."
     --Dubya,  March 13, 2002,   Attribution
 

 
 So it's clearly another Bush lie, but the pro-Bush press lets him get away with that.
 And as far as I know, this is the only time Kerry ever mentioned it.

 I guess it would have been impolite to mention that on the campaign trail and if Kerry hadn't
 stupidly agreed to not asking direct questions, he could've demanded that Bush explain himself
 during the debate last night, but I guess that, too, wouldn't have been polite.
 

 His insistence on bing polite probably has cost Kerry 20 points in this campaign...

 Subject: a thought...

 Dear Bartcop

 I am a mechanic by day and an honest one if I do say so myself .
 In my day to day work , I see a lot of cars with Christian (fish) stickers and stuff .
 Some have as many as 3 or 4 bibles inside ( maybe they will need an extra ?)

 Anyway, it makes me wonder...
 Would Jesus have an alarm system and a locking gas cap on His suv ?
  Henry

 Quotes

"I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth."
    --Carl Sandburg, who gave Chicago her big shoulders,   Attribution

 Dutch Government Faces Marijuana Glut

..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 In a country where any adult can walk into a "coffee shop" and smoke a joint
 for much less than the government price, many say the experiment is a bust.

"I think it's a shame that they can't deliver a cannabis product a little bit cheaper
 than the coffee shops," said David Watson, head of Hortapharm.

"Why is it that a legal commodity is more expensive than an illegal commodity?"

 Quotes

"Bush may not be dumb, but he sure does think the rest of us are. You have to assume
  your audience is a bunch of borderline morons to tell as many whoppers as he does."
    --Molly Ivins,     Attribution

 Subject: Kerry can run from Bush?

 Kerry should say:

"Well, Osama has been running & hiding from you for years
  and it seems to be working for him. I'm right here--say it to me!!!

 Wanda

 None of my business...

 Daryn Kagen, Rush's alleged new girlfriend, was being teased on-air by her co-workers
 about appearing all spunky and having the glow of a sexually satiusfied woman.

..
 

 That almost made me toss my Imo's pizza...

 How are we excpected to get news from a gal who just rolled out of bed
 after a night of sweaty sex with the drugged up, vulgar Pigboy?

 Dakota GOP Voting Scandal
  It seems they're the same in all 50 states

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The ballot requests are the center of an investigation of several former staff members and
 independent contractors who worked for the Republican Party.  Six workers and contractors resigned
 last night.  The questions focus on whether requests for absentee ballots were processed the right way.

 For now, all Stacy can do is wait for the ballots requests, between 50 and 75 of them, to arrive at her office.

"Basically what I've been told is to treat them just like any other absentee ballot requests, mail a ballot out
 to that person, just make photo copies of those applications. They may come into question down the road, " she said.

to work...

  Comments?

 Report Finds Lavish Spending at TSA
  But we can't afford Kevlar vests for our soldiers in Iraq?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The government agency in charge of airport security spent nearly a half-million dollars
 on an awards ceremony at a lavish hotel, including $81,000 for plaques and $500 for
 cheese displays, according to an internal report obtained by The Associated Press.

 Awards were presented to 543 Transportation Security Administration employees and
 30 organizations, including a "lifetime achievement award" for one worker with the
 2-year-old agency. Almost $200,000 was spent on travel and lodging for attendees.
 

 You tax dollars being stolen by the BFEE and their allies.  Bush sent men to Iraq
 without guns, without water, without armor on their Humvees, without Kevlar on their bodies,
 but the fat contributors he appointed get $81,000 in plaques?

 For what?

 Subject: getting tough in Iraq

 Bart, you wrote:

> "Why did we take 1075 deaths before we decided to get tough?".

 I'd guess that the families of the Iraqi civilians who have been butchered by American forces
 in the past 18 months would disagree with you about America's "toughness" towards them.

 Why are you so desperate to see even more Iraqis die?
 Pastor Maker
 

 Pastor, do ye have a little Monkey in ye?
 Maybe those kinds of questions work on the sheep you usually argue with,
 but nobody here is "so desperate" to kill anybody.

 We're losing soldiers every day.
 We lost six in the last 48 hours.
 We've gone from "shock and awe" to "please don't behead us."

 We can leave Iraq tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, in 2014 etc.
 I just want it to end sooner rather than later.

 Do you think they want us to stay longer?
 

  Comments?

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 Googling for RFK's exact date of death, I found this:

 How the CIA Framed Oswald

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 If I could make a suggestion for those who have not yet read the book, but plan to: begin
 by reading the final chapter, "To the Victors Belong the Spoils." It is a powerful, highly-charged
 indictment of the intelligence community, from the assassination of JFK, to the CIA frame job of Nixon,
 to the ascension of former CIA "asset" and later director, George H. W. Bush, seen as a man who pardoned
 just about every CIA related crook possible. One that was pardoned for high crimes was Eliot Abrams, and he
 was appointed to a high government position in 2002 by, you guessed it, George Bush (different one); so not
 to worry-- the whole flap about not furnishing documents to the 9/1l investigation, or to the CIA leak investigation,
 or to the WMD investigation, -- it's just the Warren Commission revisited.
 
 

.
"My daddy did what?   And it's been uncovered?
 Oh Christ, ...I hope my eye don't start twitchin..."
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"The acknowledged gain of the war was that Saddam was removed,
   but the rest has been tragedy and failure. Is the world safer?  No."
      -- Hans Blix,   Attribution
 

 Isn't it odd that tens of millions of Americans don't care that Bush screwed this up?
 They're going to vote for Bush no matter how many thousands of men die for no reason,
 no matter how many trillions are missing from the Treasury - they love him no matter what.

 Bones Found in Mob Graveyard
  Bonanno captains Philip Giaccone and Dominick Trinchera surface

  Click  Here
 

 Veronica Lake's Reputed Remains Resurface
  It's like watching the Discovery Channel

  Click  Here
 

 Michael Moore to Endow College Scholarship
  $5,000 per academic year to a student who "stands up the most to The Man"

  Click  Here
 

 Death Toll from Israel's Gaza Offensive Rises to 100
  Thank you God, for letting me live in safe and beautiful Oklahoma

  Click  Here
 

 McDonald's Takes Down Golden Arches in Britain
  Move signals smaller portions and less meat on their burgers

  Click  Here

 Trip report

 With traffic, it was seven hours to St Louis.
 That XM radio sure makes a long drive easier.
 AAR, CNN, the uncensored Comedy Channels, Behind the Music on E!

 I got here in time to see the debates and get an Imo's Pizza.
 This whole town is baseball crazy, and with good reason.
 The Cardinals seem destined to kick Yankee ass in ten days.
 I wonder if Rude Rich is a betting man?

 Tonight is the rehearsal dinner, the wedding is tomorrow.

 You Know You're From St. Louis When...

 You love toasted ravioli with your Budweiser.

 You can find Pestalozzi Street by aroma alone.

 You still can't believe the Arena is gone.
 We saw Zeppelin there in '75, saw U2 in '87.

 Your non-St. Louisan friends always ask if you're aware there is no "r" in "wash."

 You know at least one person who's gotten hurt at Johnson Shut-ins.

 
 They let you play on the rocks.

 You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
  ha ha

 You think the four major food groups are Beef, Pork, Budweiser and Imo's.

 You know there are really only three salad dressings: Imo's, Zia's and Rich and Charlie's.

 It just doesn't seem like a wedding without mostaciolli. AND YOU PRONOUNCE IT 'MUSKACHOLLI'.
 Plus pitchers of Busch Bavarian (class weddings have Bud)

 A hoosier is someone that lives just south of Chouteau, not a person from Indiana.
 ha ha

 You listen to Mike on KMOX and wonder what game Mike Shanahan is watching.
 A tear forms in your eye as someone mentions their favorite Jack Buck story.
 Or why Harry Carry was forced to flee St Louis for Chicago.

 Your favorite summer treat is handed to you upside-down
 ha ha
 Ted Drewes Frozen Custard
..
 Just try to find a Route 66 book that doesn't mention God's concrete custard.
 

 You bleed Blue between September and May.
 They love their NHL's Blues, but they live and breathe Cardinal baseball.
 They're calling this Cardinal drive for the pennant, "Red October."
 The Krispy Kremes are selling red donuts.
 

 You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from St. Louis.

   Comments?

 Quotes

"My opponent said he's going to pay for all his programs by taxing the rich.
  We've heard that kind of rhetoric before. The rich hire lawyers and
  accountants for a reason -- to pass the tax bill on to you."
     --Dubya, Colorado Springs,   Attribution
 

 But Monkey, you just explained why the super-rich don't need tax relief,
 because they have lawyers and accountants to help them avoid taxes.

 So why do they need your trillion dollar giveaway?

 Subject: teen rescued after religious vision

 I saw this on the Seattle stations; interesting to read the Canadian version
 on the CTV news, which is more matter of fact, without all the religiosity.

 The woman who found the girl, great, terrific, but the religious angle?
 She said she had a dream with a certain intersection, and that's where she went to look for the girl.
 But the girl wasn't found at that intersection; she was over an embankment.

 And this woman had a dream saying the girl had driven off the road into an area with trees

 -- it's the Pacific Northwest!

 There are trees everywhere.

 Plus there were in the past 2-3 weeks at least 2 other similar accidents in the Seattle area
 that made the news -- people running off the road down a treed embankment.

 That's what the whole area is like.

 No wonder she had a dream that involved the car going off the road and trees
 -- her brain was rerunning the past week's news while she slept.

 Bottom line; it's great she went looking for her,
 and really great she found her, but the dream angle is foolish.

 Jim
 

 Jim, a shot of Chinaco you that, for you, for her, for the victim, for everyone.

..

  Comments?

 Subject: last night's debate

 I'm really pissed!
 
 Kerry was talking about raising the minimum wage, and stopping outsourcing and competitive trade agreements.
 
 Shrubbie Poo kept yammering on No Child Left Behind when he was asked about jobs.  He implied that people
 without jobs are uneducated and stupid.  He implied that if you can't find a job, you must be unskilled.
 
 This pissed me off, since I have been unable to find a tolerable job. There are lots of highly skilled middle aged
 workers whose jobs are being exported to English-speaking India for a tenth the price.
 
 I have 3 degrees, including a doctorate in law.  My job was eliminated by the attorneys in the Legislature.
 I didn't spend 12 years in college busting ass to get lectured from a drooling monkey who apparently has had
 a minor stroke and some facial paralysis. He also smirks, bobs his head, and blinks a lot.
 
 My partner was unemployed for six years and he has three degrees, including a Masters' in Physics.  He is now
 underemployed and making far less than he was in the early 90s due to the mass firings that took place then.
 
 Kerry didn't go far enough on the minimum wage, but it's a start. Bush wouldn't touch minimum wage, living wage,
 or any of those issues because his corporate handlers have hissy fits when anyone mentions raising the minimum wage
 by ten cents an hour or so.  Bush does not understand something: When you do not have a job, when you do not have
 any income, tax cuts are meaningless. If you don't have a job, you are not earning taxable income.
 
 Bush was talking about a guest worker program.  Everybody is officially against illegal immigration, but they do
 the filthy, hard jobs that the natives won't do.  Both parties need low wage workers to do those jobs.
  Bush is unfit for the job, physically and mentally, and the three debates have shown that very well.
 
 Arggghhh!!
 Sharon

 Did Bush Have the Questions in Advance?
   by The Hollywood Liberal

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 At one point after a Kerry answer Bush replied: "His rhetoric doesn't match his record," but you could tell
 he had no idea what rhetoric was, he just grinned like he was the smartest kid in the class. Then while he was
 giving another speech about helping the middle class guy who lost his job, he finished what he had to say early,
 so he just started the same exact answer again, repeating it word for word, until his red light came on.
 
 More evidence that he knew the questions in advance. He memorized his pat answer, but since he was
 criticized last time for not speaking for his full time allotment, and finishing his answer early again, he just
 starts the speech over. Like I said, no thinking involved.

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