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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Allawi Blames America  New Florida vote scandal  Iraq, Rehnquist "Surprise" D-r-i-v-e   b-y   N-e-w-s  Perception Management  Iraq Massacre - Inside Job? George's Explosive Problem The Case Against Bush He's Calling it for Kerry    Quote of the Day "To die for an idea is unquestionably noble.   But how much nobler would it be if men died    for ideas that were true?"    -- H.L. Mencken, who never even met Bush

 

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 Quotes

"Nixon was a professional politician, and I despised everything he
  stood for -- but if he were running for president this year against
  the evil Bush-Cheney gang, ...I would happily vote for him."
     - Hunter S. Thompson,   Attribution

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Allawi has blamed U.S forces for "great negligence" in the ambush that killed 50 Iraqi soldiers.
 He blamed the coalition for poor security in Saturday's ambush about 95 miles east of Baghdad.

"It was a heinous crime where a group of National Guards were targeted," Allawi said. "There was
 great negligence on the part of some coalition forces. It seems there was sort of determination on
 doing Iraq and Iraqi people harm."
 

 Wow! That statement says he is directly accusing the US of deliberately having these men killed?

 Randi Rhodes always says, (and I agree) thr BFEE thrives on chaos.  That's how they make a profit.
 Once Iraq is stable, auditors and accountants can come in and see what's going on, so to prevent
 that and to allow the hundred-million-dollars-a-day thefts to continue, the situation is intentionally
 kept in such a riotous and dangerous state so nobody but loyal-to-Bush soldiers see what's up.

 So vote for Bush, so this constant hellish state of death and murder will continue..
 

   Comments?

 Quotes

"Our Election 2004 Fiasco Preview begins where the fiasco began last time: Florida.
  While The Sunshine State's 2000 debacle gave us 36 days of breezy, lighthearted fun,
  there were negative aspects as well, and the state has been warned by God four times
  this hurricane season alone to never let it happen again."
     --Jon Stewart, Attribution

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 A secret document obtained from inside Bush campaign headquarters in Florida suggests
 a plan - possibly in violation of US law - to disrupt voting in the state's African-American
 voting districts, a BBC Newsnight investigation reveals.

 It lists 1,886 names and addresses of voters in predominantly black and traditionally Democrat
 areas of Jacksonville, Florida.   An elections supervisor in Tallahassee, when shown the list, told
 Newsnight: "The only possible reason why they would keep such a thing is to challenge voters on election day."
.
 

 Did you know the GOP will have thousands of lawyers at precints who will challenge black voters
 and try to intimidate them into giving up and going home?   Disgraceful bastards, the GOP, and
 disgraceful that the Democrats remain silent about these constant illegal GOP tactics.

 How did I get in a party of quitters and scardy cats?
 

   Comments?

 Quotes

"We're not in the least bit biased, we're a fair and balanced company, our slogan is fair and balanced.
  It's full of Democrats and Republicans, the others only have Democrats. We don't take any position there at all."
    --FOX News owner Rupert Murdoch, as big a lying, Nazi whore as there is,    Attribution

 Iraq, Rehnquist May Be 'October Surprises'

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Rehnquist's cancer immediately put the Supreme Court and abortion onto the front burner,
 while the revelation about the looting of 377 tons of  explosives in Iraq gave Kerry an opening
 to accuse Bush of "incredible incompetence."

 Plus, the execution-style slaying of  50 newly trained Iraqi soldiers, underscores the chaos that still
 rages 19 months after Bush illegally invaded a country that hadn't attacked anyone in a decade.
 

 Kerry's stubborn refusal to use the BIG hammer on the abortion issue is one of a hundred
 hueueueueueuge mistakes he has made in this campaign.  Why is Kerry being so nice to Bush?
 Why does Kerry refuse to use the BIG hammer on the abortion issue?  Doesn't Kerry want to wint?

 Kerry refuses to use plain and simple language such as, "I guarantee that if Bush wins, women all over
 America will be reduced to dangerous, back alley abortions. Don't let Bush do that to you!"

 But, as though he were Al Gore's twin, he refuses to use the words that could win this for him.
 Why does our side refuse to use the tools we have?  Why is he being so considerate to Bush?

 Doesn't Kerry want to win?
 

   Comments?

 Subject: last issue's Monkey mailer

 Tell Leffler the truth.
 JFK was murdered 2 - 3 days after he told the Pentagon to shove Operation Northwoods up their ass!
 A certain faction is runnin this country and that is that!

 jdean
 

  Comments?

 Jon Stewart v. 'Perception Management'
   by on-fire  Robert Parry  at  consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 More promising has been the growth of the dissident media, which stood up when the disasters
 could have been averted. Beyond the Web-based outlets, there are other signs of change.
 Liberal radio talk shows, like those on Air America, have begun to crack the longstanding
 conservative monopoly in AM talk radio.

 Perhaps most encouraging has been the emergence of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show"
 with Jon Stewart as a powerful antidote to Washington's self-absorbed, self-important culture.
 Stewart's comedy news program lampoons not only politicians (like "Saturday Night Live" does)
 but the national news media as well. In "The Daily Show," Stewart often acts as a straight man
 while his fake "news correspondents" parody the absurd news judgments of their real-life counterparts.
 
 

 Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet. You should read their stuff.
 

   Comments?

 Subject: Heard BCRadio intro on Air America Today

 Congrats, man.

 Heard the "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more......."
 on the Columbus AAR station after they came back from a break about 11 am.

 Way Cool

 Tyler
 

 Tyler, thanks for that.

 Quotes

"Democrats have been panting to get a gun into their nominee's hands for a month now.
  Apparently three Purple Hearts, a Silver Star and a Bronze Star in Vietnam combat are
  not enough - even for Mr. Kerry, who seems to agree with the Vietnam-evading president
  and vice president that he has to prove he would be as tough on national security as they have been.
   -- Maureen Dowd, on why Kerry dressed up in a duck costume last week    Attribution

 A shout out to my good friend Rob A in Free Union, VA.

 Your stickers are on the way, Dude.

 Subject: consortiumnews.com

 Dear Bart Cop,

 I've just begun regularly checking out your Web site [because of a recommendation
 by Mike Malloy on Air America Radio] and am I loving it.

 Then I checked out Consortium News as you suggested. They are really great.

 I'll be telling my friends to check out bartcop.comandconsortiumnews.com.
 Thanks for doing what you do and doing it so well.

 Chris Y
 Re-Defeat Bush in '04
,

  Comments?

 Political Laughs? Try Fox

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 It is that unintended quality that makes Hannity's "interviews" so remarkably ridiculous that it is impossible
 not to laugh. When the men who run the country come on his show -- as they have been for "energize-the-base"
 appearances in recent days -- Hannity greets them with a demeanor reminiscent of the "Wayne's World" guys
 falling to their knees before Alice Cooper and crying,  "We are not worthy!" There will be those who suggest
 that it is unfair to pick on Hannity because, as a Fox host, he is not supposed to be concerned about his
 credibility as a television interviewer.  But Hannity's "interviews" are not Fox bad, they are William Shatner
 singing "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" bad."
 

  Comments?

 Subject:  Ditto Monkeys

 Bart,

 I still love the page, and will still be here as long as it is.
 I don't get to read every day but I do get as many reads as I can.

 After all this time (you know I've been around for a long time--I was around when Bartcop Manor
 was an RV parked out back),  ha ha   my favorite regular feature has been Monkey Mail.

 I've got to wonder though: Is it me, or has the quality of the Monkeys sending you mail
 taken a steep slide downhill?  Are there any ditto monkeys worth the name left?

 Also, why do think all your stalkers seem to be guys?
 Maybe that alpha male things chimps get caught up in?

 Isaac Peterson
 

 Isaac, I suspect even the most bloody-handed knuckle-draggers have come to realize
 that Bush has been a total disaster and is unworthy of any kind of spirited defense.

 The war is a daily atrocity, the economy is in shambles, the whole world hates us, etc., etc., etc.
 I believe the monkeys have gone in to a deep depression because of the head Chimp.
 

 Note to readers: Isaac is a bartcop.com  success story.

 He wrote some clever e-mails back in, ...maybe 1998? ...and I told him, "Dude, you got flare!"
 so he started writing more. As time went by, his confidence increased and he applied for a job
 with a small Minnesota newspaper where his star began rising. His work caught the eye of some
 big fish and he was lured to the state's big paper (sorry for the lack of specifics).
 Since then, Isaac has won several journalism awards.

 All praise to Isaac Peterson!
 

  Comments?

 Time to defend 'liberal' label
   by Dwayne Wickham, USA Today

 This past weekend, George W. Bush tried to put a fine point on the presidential campaign.
 He framed the race as a contest between him, "a compassionate conservative," and Kerry,
 who "sits on the far-left bank" of this nation's ideological spectrum. By branding Kerry a liberal,
 Bush hopes to eke out an advantage over Kerry in the closing days of this campaign, which many
 pollsters now see as a dead heat.

 Error in judgment

 During the past quarter century, Republicans have succeeded in making "liberal" a bad word,
 in large part because Democrats have retreated in the face of the attacks. That was a serious mistake.

 While Ronald Reagan's popularity fueled the assault on "tax-and-spend liberals," the unwillingness of Democrats
 to defend liberalism allowed opponents to get away with it. Liberals, Republicans want you to believe, are soft
 on crime, weak on defense, advocates of ever-increasing taxes and proponents of "big government."

 Many left-leaning Democrats now call themselves "progressives" rather than counterattack this conservative
 assault. But ironically, Republicans, including Bush, embrace some of the pillars of American liberalism.
 Two weeks ago, Bush signed a hurricane bill in Florida, a key election state - and $3 billion to help farmers
 and ranchers recover from natural disasters. Most of the hurricane aid will be doled out by the FEMA,
 a big-government agency created by President Carter. Farmers, many of whom live in red states, are used to
 getting federal handouts. Last year, they pocketed $6.7 billion in payments and "$5.4 billion in other types of
 subsidies," according to The WaHoPo.

 Compassionate conservativism?

 When Bush engages in big-government payouts, it's called compassionate conservatism. When Democrats
 advocate such programs, they are attacked as tax-and-spend liberals. Some of the hurricane aid will come
 from the Small Business Administration, another big-government program. Bush might call these acts of
 compassion, but they're better described as liberal actions to aid his constituents.

 Instead of ducking every time Bush lobs an attack on liberalism, Democrats should point out how often
 he embraces the good it produced. They should remind voters that it wasn't limited government that created
 housing for returning GIs after World War II. That it wasn't a massive tax cut for the wealthy that funded Social
 Security for U.S. workers. And that it wasn't conservative ideals that built the interstate highway system, which
 fueled the growth of the auto industry.

 Conservatives seem to have no problem with the huge federal expenditures that produced all of this. What causes
 them to crawl into their "small-government-is-good-government" shell is federal spending on the poor. That's what
 makes them complain of "bleeding-heart liberals." They've countered with "faith-based initiatives" and "school vouchers,"
 which don't solve the larger problems.

 I wish Kerry and other Democrats would find the courage to say this and fight back
 the next time Bush treats "liberal" like a dirty word.
 

 I wish we could send this to every Democrat on The Hill, make them sign it
 and return it to us so we'd know they knew they were f-ing up.

 They are so afraid - why are they so afraid?
 And if they're that afraid, why don't they resign so someone with more courage
 can take their place and we can remove the Monster who has stolen America?
 

  Comments?

 Iraq Massacre Was an Inside Job?
  How did the evildoers know to stop that particular bus?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The massacre was the most dramatic of a growing number of precision attacks by
 guerrillas who appear to be operating with inside information of Iraqi security forces.

"Subversion of the government and armed forces is the bread and butter of an insurgency,"
 said Bruce Hoffman, a RAND Corp. counterinsurgency expert who advised the U.S.-led
 occupation authority. "These people know what they're doing. They're pushing all the levers."

 The fact that the insurgents managed to waylay so many troops - unarmed, in civilian clothes
 and headed home on leave - led some to speculate they were tipped off on the recruits' movements.

"There was probably collusion among the soldiers or other groups," Aqil Adili told Al-Arabiya television.
"Otherwise, the gunmen would not have gotten the information about the soldiers' departure from their
 training camp and that they were unarmed."
 

 Knowing they were unarmed meant everything.
 They could've set a trap, told everyone they were unarmed, then given them weapons at the last minute
 so they could defend themselves if attacked - but that would require some defense and planning.

 If we can't trust them with weapons, why are we bothering to train them?
 

  Comments?

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   Comments?

 Furious George's Explosive Problem
  They saw no need to guard 377 tons of UHG explosives?

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Here is some perspective on those ultrahigh grade explosives that the
 Bush regime allowed Iraqi terrorists to steal from under their noses:
 

 How many of our soldiers will die because there weren't enough troops
 to guard all the caches of conventional explosives that Saddam was storing?
 

  Comments?

 Sad baseball Quotes

"I'm sick of it.
  ...my whole life,
  ...my cousin's whole life.
  ...my father's whole life,
  ...my grandfather's whole life."
    -- Boston baseball fan John Holmes, on the Red Sox's 86-year losing streak.
 
 

 Being down 3-0, my Cardinals will need a St Louis Catholic miracle to win this.
 But if we have to lose, at least the misery of those poor, pitiful Red Sox fans will be eased,
 but doesn't it make it that much harder for the poor, pitiful Chicago Cubs fans?

 Subject: the real GDP

 Bart,

 The Bushites are touting economic improvements.  From 2000-2004, the GDP increased 5.8%
 in inflation-adjusted dollars, from 9.82 trillion to 10.4 trillion.  But we live in a world economy,
 where by some estimates 40% of our gooder services come from other countries (almost like imports).

 So we should look at our economy in some more international way.  The three obvious methods are
 the economy in terms of foreign currency, the economy in terms of some standard of trade, or the
 economy in terms of a commonly needed item.  I chose the Euro, gold, and oil for these three.
 Then I compiled the economic and pricing information (it was hard work!) to produce these details:

 In 2000, our GDP totalled 11.7 trillion Euros.  In 2004 it was 8.2 trillion, a loss of 29.2%.

 In 2000, our GDP was valued at 33.7 billion ounces of gold.  In 2004, it was 24.4 billion, a loss of 27.6%.

 In 2000, our GDP could have purchased 594 billion barrels of oil.  In 2004 it can purchase 317 billion, a loss of 68.4%.

 So by reasonable standards, our GDP has dropped between 27.6% and 68.4% under Bush.
 Not a good record.

 Russ

 If you can vote early, DO IT!

 The Bush bastards will say, "You can't vote here," if you're of color,
 so voting early gives you a chance to kick them in their little Nazi nuts.

 Media have become the message
  Why bother with the candidates when the media looks the other way?

  Click  Here

 Nevermind that Bush is dragging the world into a nuclear World War III, let's concentrate on:

Michael Moore writing a column for USA Today that the Freepers didn't like
The whores at Sinclair Broadcasting, forcing their outlets to run lies about Kerry
Dan Rather didn't do his homework, so that "proves" the liberal media conspiracy
ABC News political director Mark Halperin wrote a left-leaning memo
FOX News's Carl Cameron faked a story that hinted Kerry was gay
A Whore Street Journal reporter said security in Iraq was crumbling
Bill O'Reilly walks around with a penis-shaped vibrator in his butt

 Since the media wants Bush to win, they run those stories instead of the issues.
 

  Comments?

 Charges Dropped in Cheney Event Case
  Lax security gets innocent woman arrested by Cheney gang

  Click  Here
 

 Consumer Confidence Hits 7-Month Low
  How can the Monkey have a chance when America has no confidence in him?

  Click  Here
 

 Conflicted Evangelicals Could Cost Bush Votes
  Bush loses them on tax givewaways for the super-rich and his Iraq lies

  Click  Here
 

 Paris Hilton to Open Club Paris in Vegas
  That's what Vegas needs - a little glitz to draw more customers

  Click  Here
 

 I'm Calling It for Kerry
    by Canadian Michael Fellman

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
There has been a massive registration of university students, way beyond previous levels.
    Friday, at U of Wis.,  6850 students registered for the first time in Madison alone (on a
    35,000 student campus).  They are not Bush voters.
In Ohio, black registrants in Cleveland are up 250 percent, White registration is up 25 percent.
7 per cent of voters have only cell phones, no landlines. They cannot be polled.
Pushy bishops. Catholics are pro-choice 3-to-1, and they resent religious hierarchy orders.
The right wing has gone to the well of hatred one election too many, and that this time
    their weak candidate and weak record will catch up to them.

 Explosives lost in Iraq could kill 205 million people
      by John in DC - saw the link on  buzzflash.com

 So you can fully grasp what Bush let the terrorists get in Iraq.

 1. 380 tons of explosives stolen in Iraq.
 2. One US ton = 2,000 pounds
 3. So, 380 tons of explosives x 2,000 pounds = 760,000 pounds
 4. One pound of this explosive brought down the Pan Am jet over Lockerbie, Scotland, killing 270 people.
 5. If one pound is enough for one Lockerbie, then 760,000 pounds is enough to blow 760,000 US commerical jets out of the sky.
 6. 760,000 Lockerbies times 270 dead per Lockerbie = 205,200,000 dead
 7. 205 million dead is 2/3 of the population of the United States.

 Obviously, no one knows how many exactly would be killed in each attack - some attacks
 would kill more people (by blowing up over Paris) and others fewer (by not working at all).
 But the main point here is that we just gave them enough explosives to try 760,000 times.
 Think about that.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"The Bush administration has known for OVER A MONTH
  that dangerous weapons and munitions have been stolen from Iraq,
  right out from under our noses.  Probably the same weapons the
  so-called "insurgents" are using to blow up our troops and civilians.

  So . . . . lemme get this straight.
  They made up lies about WMDs in Iraq,  and then can't hang onto REAL weapons?
  -- Mike Malloy, Air America Radio's nighttime anchor   Attribution

 100 Facts and 1 Opinion
   The Case Against Bush

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 1. The Bush Administration has spent more than $140 billion on a war of choice in Iraq.

 Source: American Progress

 2. The Bush Administration sent troops into battle without adequate body armor or armored Humvees.

 Sources: Fox News, The Boston Globe

 Note: FOX took their article down, to protect Bush

 3. The Bush Administration ignored estimates from Gen. Eric Shinseki that several hundred
     thousand troops would be required to secure Iraq.

 Source: PBS
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Does Hunter S. Thompson read  bartcop.com?

 Bart,

 Hunter Thompson has a wonderful essay in Rolling Stone this month,
 but I would swear it could have been written by you.

 Chookie

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Presidential politics is a vicious business, even for rich white men, and anybody who gets into
 it should be prepared to grapple with the meanest of the mean. The White House has never been
 seized by timid warriors. There are no rules, and the roadside is littered with wreckage. That is why
 they call it the passing lane. Just ask any candidate who ever ran against George Bush -- Al Gore,
 Ann Richards, John McCain -- all of them ambushed and vanquished by lies and dirty tricks.
 And all of them still whining about it.

 That is why Bush is president, and Al Gore is not. Bush simply wanted it more, and he was willing
 to demolish anything that got in his way, including the U.S. Supreme Court. It is not by accident that
 the Bush White House (read: Dick Cheney & Halliburton Inc.) controls all three branches of our federal
 government today. They are powerful thugs who would far rather die than lose the election in November."
 

 Chookie, that's good stuff - thanks.
 But it may just be that Hunter and I are both telling the truth.

 By the way...

 The Dallas Cowboys lost to Green Bay Sunday, (by 21 points) so it was a good weekend.

 Ashlee Simpson lip-synching on SNL...

 Isn't this really the fault of Lorne Michaels, the producer?

 He's obviously giving the "live" performers permission to screw the audience, so how
 can we blame the artists who cheat for not wanting to make a blunder in front of millions?

..

 Like the Democrats who f-ing sleep while the BFEE robs the Treasury and the world blind,
 doesn't the enabler deserve some of the blame for allowing the infraction to take place?
 

 Sidebar: I saw/heard her on the Radio Music Awards - she was bloody awful.
                She was off-key most of the song and worse, didn't seem to know she was off.
                Plus, she sand a terrible song when each line started high and powerful but then
                she swallowed the second half of every line so it sounded even worse.
                No wonder she lip-synchs - she can't sing.

  Comments?

 Grandmother Confronts Cheney on Iraq
  She lost a grandson for Halliburton and isn't happy

   Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Her grandson Steve was among the soldiers killed last November when insurgents
 in Fallujah shot down the Chinook helicopter he was riding in.

 Devastated by the loss and the fear of what else could happen, Hobbs said her health
 deteriorated to the point where she suffered kidney failure the month after her grandson's
 death, putting her in a wheelchair.  Cheney spotted her in her wheelchair in an audience of
 rabid Bush-Cheney supporters and invited her to ask him a question.

 Hobbs asked Cheney, "Is there anybody who knows a time limit" for pulling out of Iraq?
"I have four over there. ... I had one killed. ... I'd like a little peace."
 

  Comments?

 TV Alert

 Shirley Manson hasn't been on TV since my faux obsession with her and my obsession with her music began in Octber 2001.
 She's on TV Thursday night, singing a duet with Debby Harry for Women Rock on Lifetime's Breast Cancer show.

 No telling if Shirley the sex goddess or Shirley the construction worker will show up, but it's been three long years and I can't wait.
 Either way, this won't be vintage Shirley, but it'll be good to see her back on the stage singing with one of her idols.
 I think they're doing Blondie's "Heart of Glass."

 Since there is no God, the best female performer in rock will only get to sing that half a song,
 but it'll be a nice prelude for the new CD that's due out maybe in 90 days.

 Expect Pokerfests  in multiple cities as they tour this spring.

 Sidebar: U2's new CD comes out Thanksgiving week - where/when is their tour?
 

 Star Trek Alert

 Brent Spiner, (Data on Next Generation) is doing a three-episode arc on UPN's struggling Enterprise
 as an ancestor of Dr Noonian Soong, Data's creator.  Spiner loves playing evil dudes, so look for
 some delicious overacting as he tries to breathe life into Star Trek's final (?) TV series.

..

 Subject: Intelligence

 You know, there is no need to try and reason politics with my 2 year old grandson,
 and you seem to be on the same intellectual level as he is - at some risk of offending my grandson.

 Can your grandson kick your ass in a live debate with people watching?
 

 If you'd like to make a point, and sound mildly intelligent I'd like to offer some suggestions.
 First, since Barbara Olsen IS dead, maybe you could consider re-writing this?

 Note: He must be talking about http://www.bartcop.com/libmedia.htm

 Sure, I could go back and re-write everything when the facts change, but why should I?
 Should I take a year off and go back and change each "President Clinton" to "former President Clinton?"

 I have a suggestion for you:   Consider that you came in late.
 

 It might show that you know what you're talking about a little more, and it would show
 a little respect for someone who was innocently murdered in an attack on our soil.

 I had no respect for Barbara Olson when she was alive.  Why should her bad luck change the fact
 that she was a bad person who got rich(er) screaming "pervert" and "rapist" at the most popular president
 in modern times just so she could sell a few more books?  She was Ann Coulter without the eating disorders.
 Dying doesn't turn a slut into a saint.

 Also, I have a policy not to change what's been published.
 Lots of whore publications, like the NYWTimes change their history when they get caught.
 I think it shows honor to stand by my words - I don't hide from anybody or anything.
 

 Secondly, as most of you on the wild-eyed left, you spend most of your time calling those who disagree names.

 This is primarily a comedy page.
 If you want dead-serious news, go to buzzflash.com  or  consortiumnews.com
 Those sites have all the integrity in the world, but very fews laughs, such as your Monkey Mail.
 

 Now I'm going to surprise you here.  I'm actually a Democrat.
 I know, you're going to say that I'm a lying sack of shit, I understand that.

 Why would I call you a lying sack of shit?
 I try to operate on facts, and I know of no fact that would disprove your allegation that you are a Democrat.
 You seem to make a lousy first impression, and that stick up your ass tells me you're not enjoying life,
 but some Democrats are like that so I have no factual basis on which to challenge your claim.
 

 But the truth is, I have decided that I will not vote democratic in this election
 specifically because of the type of juvenile antics pointed out above.

 You're a lying sack of shit.

 You're a brainless Monkey who would enable Bush to continue his global murder spree
 because you failed to get the jokes on a comedy site you found on the Internet?
 You could run for the Mayor of Monkeyville.
 

 If this is the kind of candidate that is running - I want no part of it.
 You guys couldn't lead a thirsty horse to water.

 Oh yeah?
 Well, as Dick Armey used to say, "You couldn't sell pussy on a troop train."
 

 Leffler

 Wait, you're that same shit-for-brains Monkey who wrote last issue.
 I may have an IQ of 64, but I can remember a Monkey's nutty grunts all day.

 You're just about the lamest Monkey ever, writing twice in two days then claiming
 you just stumbled on the site and now you feel you have to change your vote?

 You need to have some sex with yourself, Leffler,
 but thanks for the Monkey laughs.

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