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 Posted 11:15 CST Sat Nite:
 Eminem lip-synched his anti-Bush song on SNL.
 Matter of fact, at least twice he pulled the mic away
 from his mouth to be sure you knew he was lip-synching.
 This, a week after Ashlee Simpson made worldwide news
 "getting caught" lip-synching on last week's show.

 Why did he do it?
 ...because he could?
 
 

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 Quotes

"You don't have a chance to be president.
  You'll become president when the Red Sox win the World Series."
    -- some heckler, a year ago, to Kerry

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush administration lawyers argued in three closely contested states last week that only
 the Justice Department, and not voters themselves, may sue to enforce the voting rights set out
 in the Help America Vote Act, which was passed in the aftermath of the disputed 2000 election.

 This is the first time in history the Justice Department has gone to court to side against voters
 who are trying to enforce their right to vote. I think this law will mean very  little if the rights of
 American voters have to depend on this Justice Department," said Gerald Hebert, who worked
 in the voting-rights section from 1973 to 1994..
 

 Bush wants Ashcroft to be the only one who can enforce our voting rights?
 Ashcroft is the crookedest, most insane bastard on Bush's payroll - that's no justice at all.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

 As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have its fascination.
 When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
    -- Oscar Wilde
 

 Remember Bush's build up to this war?
 Remember Clear Channel holding rallies in every city
 about how "great" it was that we were going to war?
 Remember all the networks, CNN being al;most as bad as FOX,
 and how overjoyed they were that we were going to war?
 

 Flashback from Volume 901 Saddam or Pinhead?

 Remember Gone With the Wind?

 In this scene, there's two dudes who run into each other,
 and one of them is fifties Superman - George Reeves,

...and he runs up to the other southerner stand-arounds and says,

"Have you heard the great news?
  We're going to war!"
 

 They were as happy as the Pinhead administration about going to war.

 But war = many American funerals, ...unless Bill Clinton is president.
 How many American dead are we willing to sacrifice?

 Perhaps the White House could provide us with a graph,
 showing a price-per-barrel ratio to dead American heroes.

 Think about it - what if...?

 A gallon of gas cost $1.50, no American military dead
 A gallon of gas cost $1.75, ...we'll give you      300 dead servicemen
 A gallon of gas cost $2.25, ...we'll give you    1000 dead servicemen
 A gallon of gas cost $2.75, ...we'll give you    8000 dead servicemen
 A gallon of gas cost $3.25, ...we'll give you    3000 dead servicemen
 A gallon of gas cost $3.75, ...we'll give you    8000 dead servicemen
 A gallon of gas cost $4.25, ...we'll give you 11,000 dead servicemen
 A gallon of gas cost $5.50, ...we'll give you 16,000 dead servicemen

 The B.F.E.E. will make extra-billions of we have enough dead soldiers.
 Do you think evil men mind others dying to make then super-rich?

 Perpetual war, guaranteed by the most brainless slug in presidential history.
 

 So, how many dead do we want to buy?
 

   Comments?

 Soldiers' Votes Could Decide Election

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 With so many troops fighting in the Iraq, members of the military could play a huge role
 in deciding the next commander-in-chief in this dead-heat presidential contest.

 Election watchers say that failing to count military ballots in this election is even more
 unforgivable than in 2000 because the votes now represent Americans risking their lives in battle.

"Not allowing military members to vote during wartime would be devastating," said Duke political
 science professor Peter Feaver. "They're not sitting in comfortable offices in Germany anymore.
 Now they're under mortar attack in Iraq."
 

 For the 150,000 troops in Iraq, the ballot reads:

Check Here to reward Bush for taking you away from your family to face being beheaded for no goddamn reason.
Check Here if you want President Kerry and America's allies to bring you home - alive.

 I've been doing this page nine years and I still can't figure out why sane men would rather die for Halliburton
 than stay at home, at their jobs, in peace, surrounded by their parents, their wives and their children.

 In saner times, I could surmise "They're doing it out of their sense of duty,"
 but we had no duty to invade Iraq so Halliburton could make billions in unearned profits.

 Why are military men so willing to die for Halliburton?

..
 

  Comments?

 Letting Down the Troops

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"One of the most ominous signs about the war is the growing disenchantment of the troops.
 They've spent too much time on the most dangerous roads in the world without the proper training,
 without up-to-date equipment, without the proper armor for their vehicles and without the support
 they feel they should be getting from their Iraqi allies. The Times's Edward Wong, after a series of
 interviews with marines in the Sunni-dominated city of Ramadi, wrote:

'They said the Iraqi police and National Guard are unhelpful at best and enemy agents at worst,
 raising doubts about President Bush's assertion that local forces would soon help relieve the
 policing duties of the 138,000 American troops in Iraq. The marines said they could use better
 equipment from the Pentagon, and they feared that the American people were ignorant of the
 hardships they faced in this dessicated land.'"
 
 

 I'm still confused.

 Bush sent them to Iraq without water, guns or armor - and they love him?
 Bush turned their one tour of duty into three - and they love him?
 Bush got 1100 heroes killed for Halliburton - and they love him?
 Bush let them down - and they love him.

 Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home
 and they hate him with every piece of their hearts - explain that.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"They're sending money out to Hawaii. They're spending
  all kinds of time in states that Kerry ought to have sewn up."
   --Rush the vulgar Pugboy, trying to explain why Cheney is spending Election eve in Honolulu   Attribution

 Subject: ...you Sir, and no Atticus Finch

 Hey Bart,
 Long time reader from the old Rush Limba - Lying Nazi Whore days.

 Cable channel TNT played the 1962 classic movie, "To Kill a Mockingbird" last night,
 and they prefaced it with a long winded pud pulling session with ORIN HATCH, for Koresh's sake.

 Talking about the death of irony....Both Gregory Peck and his character, Atticus Finch were die hard liberals,
 and they get Schwarzenegger's cabana boy and premier wing nut, Hatch to blather on and on about what a
 great liberal champion of the little people he has been. I could feel the tremors from Gregory Peck and Harper Lee
 spinning in their graves all the way in Appleby, Texas, Land of Knee Walking Turkeys.

 Keep hammering them, I'm seeing a crack or two.
 Rev. Jim

 President has to be more than our pal

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 I do not want a president who is "just like one of us."
 Much less do I want a "good ole boy."
 I want a president who is better than the rest of us -- a lot better, in fact.
 The president confronts situations, deals with circumstances, faces choices
 and has to make decisions the rest of us can't begin to fathom.
 That's not something I want to be taken on by someone who isn't any smarter than I am!
 It's not a task for "one of us;" it's a job for the brightest, most seasoned, mature mind we can put in the Oval Office."
 

..
  Instead, we got a Monkey.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Here to help w/Perkel's video files for Mac users

 The best format to download F/911 from Perkel's site is the AVI format,
 mostly because the MPEG version is too big to fit on a CD (so that you
 can burn it for everyone who you think should see it).

 There is only one program for the Mac (OSX) that will play AVI files well.
 Here is where to download it:

 http://www.videolan.org/vlc/download-macosx.html

 You're my best daily read, Bart, thank you!
 dave

 Subject: love letter

 Bart,

 Maybe it was the sinus medication and Tylenol with codeine coursing through my bloodstream,
 but I was lying in bed last night having visions and feeling extremely I don't know just overwhelmed
 with the magnitude of what we are facing on Tuesday and how incredible this whole experience has been.

 It may sound silly, but I feel so filled with gratitude to people like Springsteen and Eminem and Michael Moore
 and Howard Stern using the power they have to combat the evil every time I hear Rush or Hannity go off on
 Hollywood's liberals I smile, knowing that it drives them insane that there is one bloc of money and power in this
 country that they don't control. Those celebrities are going to do more than we ever thought possible. And I also
 think about YOU, Bart, because you amaze me every day. Your dedication and your commitment have absolutely
 been the center and focus of my political obsession this past year and honestly, you might be the first person I think
 of when they announce Kerry as the winner. Because I realized it last night.

 He is going to win.

 That's what this has all been leading up to. There is no other outcome possible. It's like a movie where the good guys
 have to win at the end. The hordes of college voters and new registrants and cell phone users will all MOSH and we
 are going to win. Not be appointed, but actually WIN. We will. I hope you realize that too and that you feel satisfied
 with the unbelievable amount of good you have done for me and all your other fans out there. You give me hope and
 you make me laugh and you remind me why this is important, not just kind of important but actually like the end of the
 world important.

 When Kerry wins you should feel tremendous pride in what you have done.
 Just think, Bart, you have made people wish they could visit Tulsa.
 What else do you need to know?

 Please go have a shot and send me the bill.
 And when Kerry wins, I'm sending you $100. (It's like I'm another Soros!)

 Much admiration and best wishes. BARTCOP forever.
 Megan

 Quotes

"The senator is making wild charges about missing explosives, when his top foreign
  policy adviser admits 'we don't know the facts. The senator is denigrating the actions
  of our troops and commanders in the field without knowing the facts."
   -- President Can't-Tell-The-Truth in Vienna, Ohio
 

 The opposite is true.
 Kerry says this quagmire of death is due to Bush's stupidity.
 Here's the real truth:
 

"The actual responsibility for it really would be for the troops that were there,"
  Did they search carefully enough?   Didn't they search carefully enough?"
   --  Rudy Giuliani     Attribution
 

 I know you Republicans enjoy lying to yourselves, but look at the damn facts!
 Rudy blamed the troops, so Bush accused kerry of doing that.

 Don't you GOP-types have any self respect?
 How can you stand to be lied to by The Monkey, again and again?
 

  Comments?

 Subject: The O'Reilly Factor

 I hope that every call and e-mail to his show ends with some sleaze to keep him on his toes...

 "...and that's why I think free trade should protect marine mammals. Guess what I'm wearing right now, Bill, you big stud!"

 or

 "...and I appreciate your no-spin zone, Bill. I say vibrate, spinning is for oil well drillers!"

 or

"That White House has been one right example of dignity these last four years.
 Better ripoffs of thousands of citizens on that oval carpet than blow jobs, right Bill?"

-HH

 Quotes

"On the one hand, the ruling party really doesn't believe in democratic norms. They've been trying
  to rig the election in a number of ways, and they've rolled out [the idea] that a vote for John Kerry
  is a vote for the terrorists, in effect. That's a deeply undemocratic thing, and if they win, they will try
  to institutionalize that. On the other hand, if they lose and the records are opened - it's pretty obvious
  that it will be devastating. So it's a weird moment. You feel like people are noticing the nakedness of
  the emperor - finally - but either just at the last minute or maybe not quite in time."
      --Paul Krugman - he always gets it right     Attribution

 Subject:  Osama and the election

 It's hard to tell how Osama bin Laden will affect the election since his October surprise appearance
 just 4 days before the polls open. Osama apparently wants to affect the election - but in what way?

 The conventional wisdom is that Osama helps Bush because in the past whenever there have been
 terror alerts Bush's numbers have gone up, and Osama is the ultimate boogie man. On the other hand
 - the very fact that Osama has surfaced and is looking fit and healthy is a stark reminder that Bush failed
 to capture and kill him like he promised to. And - I hate to agree with Osama on this - but if Bush had
 ordered fighter jets into the air instead of doing the photo op reading "My Pet Goat" to kids - then those
 planes might have been intercepted before the could hit us. So Osama hurts Bush because he exists and
 speaks and reminds us that Bush has failed to get him.

 Perhaps we can guess who Osama wants to win by figuring out who will benefit him the most?
 Does Osama want Bush or Kerry to win?   It's been 3 years since 9/11 and Osama is not only free - but he's
 well dressed and looking fit and trim. Looks like he's doing very well under Bush. America is bogged down is
 an unrelated war and has become a symbol of fund raising for the terrorists. High oil prices are making the
 bin Laden family very rich. From that it would seem that he would want to keep Bush.

 Furthermore - Osama says that neither Bush or Kerry can keep America safe and that if we don't attack him
 - he won't attack us. Its like he's trying to make a deal. Bush has been playing down Osama in the last two years
 saying, ""I truly am not that concerned about him." Perhaps the reason America hasn't been attacked is because
 Bush made a deal? I would think Osama would want a president who was not concerned about him.
 So - what is Osama's hidden message?   Perhaps he wants you to vote for Nader?   Who can tell?

 I'm Marc Perkel - And I approved this message!

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: It's THEIR turn

 We need to put out the 'meme' that, if W can't get a clean win after 4 years on the job, he needs to step aside.
 America can't take EIGHT years of a never-elected fraud.  While you and I and millions of others didn't like it,
 Al Gore 'took one for the team (country)' 4 years ago by not contesting an easily contestible election.

 We've got to be ready to 'go to the mat' this time and I think we are, but we also need a PR hook for the at-large populace.
 If Bush can't win this one clean--it's HIS turn to take one for the country.

 Eddy
 Norman, OK

 P.S. We know they'll never go down that way, but I think we need to start putting the idea out there.
 

 Since they stole the last one, that we won, if next Tuesday is too close to call,
 maybe the whore Supreme Court will show some sense of fairness and appoint our guy this time.
 

 ...did I really say that?

 When partners argue Quotes

"It never occurred to us that Bush would leave 50,000 citizens in the two towers to face these horrors alone.
  To Bush, that little girl's talk about her goat was more important than the planes hitting the skyscrapers.
  That gave us three times the required time to carry out the operations, thank God."
    --Bush's business partner Osama, in his latest video,     Attribution
 

"I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him. I know he is on the run. I was concerned
  about him, when he had taken over a country.  But once we set out the policy and started executing the plan,
  we shoved him out more and more on the margins. He has no place to train his al Qaeda killers anymore."
      --The Dubya Monkey, after giving the unknown bin Laden a world stage from which to recruit,   Attribution

 I was at the Madison Rally
     by R Toomey

  Click  Here   Now with working link!

  Excerpt:
 Finally, when Springsteen came out, he was brilliant.  I've never seen him live, and too bad he only did two songs
 - "Promised Land" and "No Surrender."  It was stunning, goose-bump time.  He had a guitar and a harmonica, and his voice.
 Both songs were acoustically perfect and musically brilliant.

 The crowd was virtually silent.
 It was unforgettable.

 It was a beautiful autumn day and - believe this - yellow and red leaves actually slowly fell from the trees as Bruce sang.
 Between the songs, Bruce gave an eloquent, quiet, endorsement of Kerry.  He said Kerry has "lived our history."
 He talked about healing the sick, housing the homeless, about a deeper patriotism that rises from facing the
 hard truths about the good and bad.  The man was a revelation.

..

   Dude, I think I see you...

  Comments?

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 CNN Insults Our Intelligence

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The campaigns' spinning has become so blatant that reporters now know they need
 to indicate to viewers that they're aware of it. That's why those half-joking on-air pleas
 by anchors for their guests not to spin are becoming increasingly common.

 The logical next step would be to conclude that, since they're going to spin anyway,
 there's little news value in asking campaign spokespeople for their take on the race.
 

  Comments?

 The Overlitigated Election
  Bush's lawyers try to disenfranchise voters

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Bush wants to make tort reform a top priority in a second term. Using the term "trial lawyer''
 as a pejorative, he talks a lot about the craziness of our overlitigated lives. Which is funny,
 coming from a guy who litigated his way to the White House. But the president seems to
 have defined a frivolous lawsuit as any legal action filed by somebody else's lawyers."
 

  Comments?

 ChevronTexaco 3Q Profit Surges 62 Percent
   They 'blame' the war for their  $3.2 billion windfall?

  Click  Here
 

 Clear Channel Earnings Plummet 60 Percent
   They said weakness in national advertising hurt its radio division

  Click  Here
 

 8 More Marines Dead in Iraq; Car Bomb Kills 7
   Deaths come as U.S. gears up for a bloody assault on Fallujah

  Click  Here
 

 1.8M Floridians Cast Ballots in Early Voting
  They know jeb can't be trusted

  Click  Here

 The Case for Treason against Dick Cheney
  Cheney is guilty of multiple counts of treason as defined by the constitution

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Article III Section 3 of the constitution clearly states that, "Treason against the United States shall
 consist only in levying War against Them, or in adhering to Their enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort."
 Here then are two clearly defined modes of treason.  Cheney, of course, did not levy war against the
 United States (or, for that matter, against the North Vietnamese, but his cowardice is a separate issue).
 Did he then adhere to Hussein's Iraq, giving them aid and comfort?  .  Conducting such lucrative business
 with a regime against the will of the world's only great superpower must constitute "adhering" to that enemy.
 Especially when the vital nature of prohibited oilfield services to sanction starved Iraq is taken into account.
 For a poor, sanction starved regime to receive $73 million dollars worth of services, services which allowed
 the regime to stay in power and to stockpile the very weapons even now being used to murder our soldiers
 and marines, this goes well beyond "Aid and Comfort".  Without the proceeds generated by those services,
 Saddam Hussein may have fallen from power without a fight.
 

  Comments?

 We voted Saturday

 On the way in, I told Mrs Bart that if anybody tries to stop me from voting I'm going to start screaming,
"You fucking Bush bastards can't stop me," and try to get arrested and make some headlines.

 'Local man arrested for trying to vote for Kerry'

 But then again, I'm an old white guy voting in Knuckledrag, Oklahoma.
 No way they'd try to stop me.

 For a week, I've been reminding you to vote early.
 If you're black or green or spotted, and they try to stop you from voting, makesome noise.

 Scream using the most foul language you're comfortable with.
 Make a BIG-ass fuss so everyone notices.
 They want you go slink away, intimidated, so they can re-install the never-elected murderer.

 Don't let them win.
 This ain't some damn football game - we need this one.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"Someone analyzed the President's military aptitude tests and Kerry's,
  and concluded that Bush has a higher IQ than Kerry."
   -- Tom Brokaw, whoring horseshit for Karl Rove,    Attribution

 Housekeeping

 By the way, I've been sick as a dog again - my second massive sinus infection in 30 days
 which means plenty of sneezing, coughing, wheezing, more coughing till my lungs are sore, more sneezing etc.

 I know that comes as a surprise to you, because the page has been so funny and cheery this week.
 Doing radio depends on my being able to speak 60 seconds without coughing.

 Instead of a 3-piece "Z-Pac," Doc Sharif gave me a ten piece antibiotic this time.  He assures me this will
 slay the infection. What we need is a good, hard freeze to kill the allergy stuff, but so far, it's still almost
 80 degrees in Knuckledrag every day and we're about to go into November.

 Koresh willing, Tommy & I plan to record Sunday, so let's hope that works.

 Osama's Election Editorial
  by my good friend William Rivers Pitt

..
"Thank you, George, for going
  after Saddam instead of me."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 So the bastard is still alive.

 He isn't dead of kidney failure or rotting in a cave somewhere in the Hindu Kush.
 He wasn't smoked out of his hole, and he in no way appeared to be on the run.
 The images broadcast on every American television station in the last few hours showed
 a man apparently in good health, clothed in traditional white and wrapped in a golden robe.
 His hands were steady and his voice was clear.

 From all appearances, Osama bin Laden is tanned, rested and ready.

 VCR Alert

 Eminem is on Saturday Night Live - will he do his "Bush lies" song?

 Subject: Cruella

 Bart,

 I'm shocked at all the people who think it's funny that Cruella was almost run over by a car this week.
 Don't they realize she can only be harmed with a silver bullet?

 Tom

 Subject: I went to Madison

 I went to Madison.
 It was a perfect day, not too hot or cool, not too bright or too cloudy. We didn't have to sweat, freeze, or squint.

 The line for internet tickets snaked all around the site--at least two miles long, and we started to get crazy
 just trying to get to the end of the line. Finally we just cut across and stood in the side streets. Couldn't see shit,
 but the sound system was absolutely top notch.

 Lots of Madison kids--but, really, everyone was there, from babies to grannies to one guy whose hair was
 almost as long as mine used to be, who called me "Mule-man" but was disappointed when i wasn't him.

 They were trying to set up a 'cell phone bank' right in the middle of the crowd, giving out lists of numbers,
 but it was kind of a noisy venue to do it. Still, people tried.

 Dave Grohl of the Foo Fighters was in fine voice. He made the point that it's getting a lot harder to be an
 American overseas--formerly when they toured, folks just fell over backward to meet an american, but that's changing.

 Only three troll sightings: one, a 70's era station wagon with a big letter to Michael Moore taped to its side.
 I stood next to it and said "I dunno, guys--you think we should just kill him?" just to confirm his preconceptions.
 There was a middle aged pro-lifer female, who just shouted "Wicked! You're all wicked!" and who didn't have
 her placard right side up. Then there were some young women with Bush-Cheney stickers who just seemed to
 want to taunt--they just got drowned out by a big chant of "Five More Days!"

 The Governor had a groaner of an intro for Bruce--tried to fit in every Springsteen lyric he could into the speech. A groaner.
 Bruce did "Promised Land" and "No surrender."

 His speech was brief and beautifully crafted. Talked in broad strokes about the deeper ideals of America
 --but he was also the only one to mention Paul Wellstone.

 And Kerry?

 Bart, he was excellent. Equal parts Bush hammering, policy and vision for the future, moving from one to the other
 at the right points. He brought the crowd up with anger and a bit of snark, and then talked about fixing America.
 He used the hammer enough, but he also had me saying by the end, "My god, he could actually do it. He could actually fix it.
 Not just win, but actually fix it." The crowd wasn't screaming, but they were up. They were high--as was I.

 I didn't really get a chance to see the real size of the crowd until it started to break up. It was huge.
 100,000 easily. Take it from a guy who went to Woodstock.

 Bart, we're going to win this. The base is FIERCE. They--we--know what's at stake. This wasn't a bunch of people
 who just wanted to see Bruce for free--or even people who just were saying, "I think I'm going to vote for him":
 These were 100,000 people who were going to work, canvas, and take voters to the polls to bring down this
 regime and put Kerry in the White House.

 100,000 people. Nobody goofing, nobody clowning (except for the under-11 crowd)--but all smiling.

 Fiercely.
 Keep the hammer swinging, Bart:

 Peter G.

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