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 Quotes

"Under the unwavering leadership of President Bush, the cause of freedom and democracy
  is being advanced by the courageous men and women serving in our armed services.
  The president is doing exactly the right thing. I've run into a little bit of trouble in my community.
  But my position hasn't changed. You know with Bush it is not just rhetoric when he talks of his
  vision for that entire part of the world. I feel as strongly now as I did then. I fully support the
  president and the war in Iraq."
     --Ron Silver, abandoning his liberal credentials to whore for Bush,   Attribution

 Bush, Kerry Wind Up Too-Close-to-Call Campaigns
  Tighter than a too-tight bathing suit when you're sunburned

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush and Kerry swung into the last day of campaigning hoping an election
 too close to call will end with everyone knowing who won.

 Squeezing every dwindling hour for advantage, Bush laid on a six-state tour Monday,
 mostly in the Midwest. Kerry was working the heartland for a final time, too.

 Last-minute polls continue to show a very close race.

 Marist University poll: Kerry  49, Bush with 48.
 CBS-New York Times poll:  Bush 49, Kerry with 46.
 Fox Whore News: Bush and Kerry each with 46 percent.
 Pew Research Center: Bush 48 percent, Kerry with 45.
 

"They" say a majority of new voters are going for Kerry.
 Koresh please, we need this one.

 Subject: 100,000 women and children killed in Iraq

 Bart,

 Bonehead has a heart as cold as stone...
 He doesn't give a dam about the terrorists, the dead soldiers,
 the disabled soldiers, the victims of 9/11.
(Remember he called the attack a part of his trifecta)

 The part that bothers me the most is the fact that the people
 ( I call them hyptomized zombies)believe everything that he spits out at them
 and don't EVEN realize that they are victims .....

 I listened to Bernie Sander and Tom Hartmann on C-Span and they have a good answer for this dilemma...
 Tom said he passed a very poor neighbor hood where he saw some Bush signs...Bernie said they are going
 to vote for Bush because most of them believe that gay marriages must be stopped and Bush has the answer.
 Crazy stuff.

 No wonder the polls are close most of these Zombies  are obsessed with abortion, gays and us rotten liberals
 whom they say have turned America into a cesspool of degenerates.

 I have to get this stuff off my chest so I'm glad you ask for a comment to which I answer once in a while.
 I think I know what I'm talking about since I live with a son who is a Zombie.
 I also claim some wisdom of the ages since I'm 85 and am proud to say that I am a home grown DEMOCRAT

 Mary
 

 Mary, good stuff - great to hear from you - thanks.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"A San Bruno, CA man has admitted that he has spent $2,000 for high-speed Internet connectivity
  to his website so that people can download Michael Moore's Fahrenheit 9/11 for free.   Marc Perkel
  told the London Independent that he does not expect to be sued for copyright infringement.
"Michael Moore wants me to distribute this," he said, while admitting that he has never actually
  spoken to Moore. (Moore said in July: "I don't agree with the copyright laws and I don't have a
  problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people as long as they're not trying
  to make a profit off my labor.") So far, Perkel said, the film has been downloaded 337,756 times
 (http://marc.perkel.com/archives/000468.html). "But I don't count downloads, I count votes.
  How many voters are converted or how many people are motivated to actually vote?
  I am trying to prevent World War III and possibly the fall of civilization," said Perkel.
    --The London Independent
 

  Thanks to Amber AH

   Comments?

 Subject: Boss/Kerry rally in Madison

 Hi Bart,

 On the way to work this morning NPR said it was 35,000.
 Even I'm old enough to remember when they hadn't turned whore yet.

 They were a lot better pre-94
 Al the Pillar

 U.S. Concludes Bin Laden Escaped at Tora Bora

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The Bush administration has concluded that Osama bin Laden was present during the battle for Tora Bora
 [in 2001] and that failure to commit U.S. ground troops to hunt him was its gravest error in the war against
 al Qaeda, according to civilian and military officials with first-hand knowledge.

 Intelligence officials have assembled what they believe to be decisive evidence, from contemporary and
 subsequent interrogations and intercepted communications that bin Laden began the battle of Tora Bora inside
 the cave complex along Afghanistan's mountainous eastern border. Though there remains a remote chance that
 he died there, the intelligence community is persuaded that bin Laden slipped away in the first 10 days of December.

 After-action reviews, conducted privately inside and outside the military chain of command, describe the episode
 as a significant defeat for the United States. A common view among those interviewed outside the U.S. Central
 Command is that Army Gen. Tommy R. Franks, the war's operational commander, misjudged the interests of
 putative Afghan allies and let pass the best chance to capture or kill al Qaeda's leader. Without professing second
 thoughts about Tora Bora, Franks has changed his approach fundamentally in subsequent battles, using Americans
 on the ground as first-line combat units.
 
 

 But the GOP keeps saying this is a myth.
 Why do they keep saying that?

 Same reason as always - because the Democrats refuse to call them on it.

 How can we win if we refuse to join the fight?
 

  Comments?

 What happens when it's all on tape?
  Bring your camcorder with you to vote - especially if you're black

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 It's been twelve years since Rodney King.
 In that time, the percentage of people with a video camera at home has increased dramatically.
 Bring your videocamera with you when you vote.
 

 If the Bush goons go all brownboot  on some black people - tape it.
 We'll let a jury decide if what they did was a crime.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Spreading the message

 Yep, I agree,

 I've seen F 911 in the theather and have downloaded from Marc's site,
 made 10 CD copies and handed them out to be seen and further spread around.

 Oh, by the way I added a label that says:

 Fahrenheit 9/11
 A Michael Moore Film
 After viewing this film you will know what we mean
 by the BFEE - Bush Family Evil Empire.
 Enjoy the film and then pass it on.

 Regards,
 John

 Quotes

"If you think her parents are smart, you should talk to her."
       --Caroline Kennedy, stumping with Chelsea Clinton,   Attribution

 Subject: say it isn't so about Harper Lee

 Dear Bartcop:

 Rev. Jim bemoaned Gregory Peck and Harper Lee spinning in their graves.
 That must come as uncomfortable news to Ms. Lee, who wasn't dead last time I checked.
 She avoids publicity.

 http://mockingbird.chebucto.org/bio.html

 E.L.

 Republican vote fraud
  a BC exclusive by Faun Otter

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The GOP claim to be worried about vote fraud and yet they oppose replacing
 one of the most noxious county election officials.

 John Hodges is a rural GOP hack in California who was caught sending out THREE absentee ballots
 at a time to the same voter.  John boy has a history of this sort of thing. He was sued in May 2004
 by the Department of Justice for failing to provide any ballots or other materials in Spanish at the last
 election although 47% of San Benito's population is Hispanic. He was also sued for rejecting
 provisional ballots without explanation.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Bush Seeks Limit to Suits Over Voting Rights

 Bartcop:

 If Bush and the Justice Department had their way, no registered Democrat would be ALLOWED to vote!
 It's like the war in Iraq - it doesn't matter what anyone else, Americans OR the U.N. say,
 his mind is made up and "THAT'S ALL FOLKS"!!

 By the way Mr. Bush, "you can run but you can't hide"!
 Hell DID freeze over as the Boston Red Sox broke their curse and won the World Series,
 you managed to lose millions of tons of potential weapons in Iraq and the Washington Redskins
 LOST their last home game before the election.

 Bye bye, Dubya!
 J.L

 US journalist arrested in Florida for taking photo of voters
  This is why you have to take your camcorder to the polls

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 A sheriff's deputy Jeb goon tackled, punched and arrested a US journalist for taking pictures
 of people waiting in line to cast early ballots in West Palm Beach, local media reported.

 A sheriff's spokesman said later the deputy was enforcing a new county rule
 (Is that similar to a law?  And just how "new" is this "rule?") prohibiting reporters from
 interviewing or photographing voters lined up outside the polls, the Palm Beach Post said.

 The deputy Sunday tried to grab the camera of James Henry, a freelance journalist who has written
 for The New York Whore Times and The WaHoPo.  Henry, 54, ran across the pavement but was
 tackled by the deputy, who pinned him to the ground, punched him in the back and handcuffed himy.

 He was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.
 

 Sounds to me like he should get a medal for keeping an eye on Jeb and his goons.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Eminem lip-synching

 Hey Bart,

 I saw Eminem do "Mosh" on SNL.
 I couldn't say for sure that he pulled the mic away to show he was lip-synching,
 but, being an Eminem fan, I know he is a notorious smartass and it would totally be
 in his character to mock Ashlee Simpson and SNL by lip-synching.

 So, yes, he probably did do it because he could.
 That's just Eminem being Eminem.

 Daniel in Houston
 

 Daniel, I agree.
 One word that describes him is "defiant."
 I think he did it on purpose, hoping somebody would accuse him.

 Quotes

"Things have been trending toward Kerry
   I think it will be Kerry."
     --Pollster John Zogby (R-For Sale)   Attribution
 

  Comments?

 Subject: saw it in the BC chat room late Saturday

<JoeBacon> Remember folks, turn your clock one hour back tonight

<JoeBacon> then on Tuesday night, turn it forward 50 years...
 
 

 ...wish I'd said that.

 Quotes

"Imagine it pouring, it's raining down on us,
  Mosh pits outside the oval office
  Someone's trying to tell us something, maybe this is God just saying
  we're responsible for this monster, this coward, that we have empowered

  This is Bin Laden, look at his head nodding,
  How could we allow something like this, Without pumping our fist
  Now this is our, final hour

  Let me be the voice, and your strength, and your choice
  Let me simplify the rhyme, just to amplify the noise
  Try to amplify the times it, and multiply it by six
  Teen million people are equal of this high pitch

  Maybe we can reach Al Quaida through my speech
  Let the President answer on high anarchy
  Strap him with AK-47, let him go
  Fight his own war, let him impress daddy that way

  No more blood for oil, we got our own battles to fight on our soil
  No more psychological warfare to trick us to think that we ain't loyal
  If we don't serve our own country we're patronizing a hero

  Look in his eyes, it's all lies, the stars and stripes
  They've been swiped, washed out and wiped,
  And Replaced with his own face, mosh now or die
  If I get sniped tonight you'll know why, because I told you to fight."
     "Mosh" by Eminem      Attribution

 Subject:  YOU are fighting terrorism right now

 I subscribe to the George Soros newsletter.
 His Question Blog says that Kerry will "probably" appoint the Big Dog (Clinton)
 Special Envoy to put the Israeli/ Palestinian plan back on track.

 Peace will deprive the Islamic Jihadists of their best tool for recruiting terrorists.
 You are fighting terrorism more urgently than Chimpy can imagine.

 Bryan O
 Austin TX
 
 

 Bryan, Clinton can't solve the problems in the Middle east.

 They love their sacred sand more than their children.
 Until the religio-crazies on both sides decide to value their kid's lives more
 than the whims of the non-existent Invisible Cloud Being, fighting will continue,
 as it has for thousands of years.

 Moving can solve the problems in the Middle East, but they don't want to.
 Why move to a safe place when you can watch your kids blow up on a school bus?
 

  Comments?

 Subject: life under Jeb

 I have a few friends working in state government here in Tallahassee under Jebby.
 One tells me that during the first round of layoffs, Jeb's appointees needed 3 more positions to layoff.

 They had a closed door meeting and decided to look at party affiliation and layoff Democrats.
 My friend changed his registration to Repig and a coworker of his started donating $50 a year
 to them so when it was time again they would see he was a "contributor".

 This is life under this band of pirates!!
 George

 I caught of few minutes of Rove-puppet Timmy on Meet the Whore.
 Always the Bush cheerleader, he described each campaign's recent big rally.

"John Kerry and Bruce Springsteen drew 80,000 people to a rally in Madison,
  and Dubya, not to be outdone, had Arnold at his rally in Cincinnatti."

 To hear Tim the Whore spinning the news, you'd think Bush had more people at his rally.
 NBC should be ashamed to have such a partisan whore as their top political hack.
 Why does NBC pay Russert when clearly, he works for the Bush White House?

 Also, will NBC let this partisan whore call the race early for Bush - like last time?

 Hey Timmy, what's on your mind these days?

..
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"Our patience is running thin,"
   -- Bush's puppet in Iraq, Ayad Allawi,   Attribution
 

 Yes, Allawi is a very brave man, willing to send hundreds of Americans to their death
 by fighting thousands of entrenched religio-crazies who have a billion allies - that's just perfect.

 Bearded, Old Lunatic Appears in New Video:

..

 Also, Osama bin Laden Speaks to the U.S. in a Newly Released Tape
..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Taking a moment out from their busy campaign trail, the Bush political team is considering
 upgrading the terror warning level to orange, if not red, based on new footage of Osama bin Laden
 (who, according to President Bush, isn't going to determine how we defend ourselves).
 

  Comments?

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 AP Analysis: Electoral Race Virtually Tied

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush and Kerry are virtually tied in the Electoral College count, fighting over eight
 to 10 states so close and unpredictable that anything is possible Tuesday night.

"Under normal circumstances, undecided voters break against the incumbent this late in an election.
 However, these are not normal circumstances. This is a time of war," said pollster Steve Mitchell.

"The question then becomes, will this be different than most years? Will swing voters decide
 they don't want to change horses in midstream?" he said.
 The answer comes in two days - or more, if there is a repeat of the 2000 recount.
 

 Vote as many times as you can.
 Go to every precinct in your town.
 Steal some wallets and vote wherever the victims live.
 We can't let them steal another one.

  Comments?

 Subject: Truly not concerned

 What do Osama bin Laden and President Bush have in common?
 In 2002 Bush said, "I truly am not that concerned about him."

 Apparently Osama bin Laden, in his televised address, is telling
 the world that he is truly not that concerned about Bush either.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA.

 Nigger Doodle Dandy

  Click  Here

 Subject: M&M Sucks

 I really don't think we need to give this homophobe any recognition.

 John
 

 He may have the power to sway half a million votes.
 Let's indulge him for another 30 hours or so.

 JFK Satirist Vaughn Meader Dies
 "The First Family" became the fastest-selling record of its time,

  Click  Here
 

 Colo. Teacher Kicks Student for GOP Shirt
   Let's see if the right has any outrage when it happens to them

  Click  Here
 

 Betty Hill Dies At Age 85
   Grandmother of the X-Files was the first known 'abductee'

  Click  Here
 

 Suicide Bomber Kills Three in Tel Aviv
  The weather in Oklahoma is nice this time of year

  Click  Here

 Waiting for the election

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Picture yourself on the baseball team, any team.  Here comes that moment -- the sharp smack
 of the ball and bat as your opponent tags a high hard one and it lofts into the air

 Everything is prepared, everything is just right. You are the right person in the right place at the right time.
 All that remains before you feel that totally satisfying 'pop' in your glove is for the three or four or five
 seconds the ball is in the air to elapse.  You stand there, maybe pound your glove a time or two in anticipation.
 But you have all this time to think.

 And that's what's going on here with us. The mess Bush has made, the election, the war, the world, global warming,
 school inoculations, the low battery on the pickup, that unfortunate rip in the last condom, the price of energy ... all of it
 floods in to fill up our thoughts while we wait with our glove for history to get over its maddening hang time and get on
 with happening. Whattabout Kerry, whatabout Nader, what if Bush wins fer chrissakes,???
 

  Comments?

 Give Kerry a Chance
    by Carla Binion

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 It's Bush who has lied to the nation so often and so egregiously that his lying has been the primary subject of hundreds of
 articles and dozens of books written over the past few years.  It was Bush who began the Iraq war, not Kerry.  It was Bush
 who planned to invade Iraq years before September 11, 2001, and then tried to deceive the world into thinking the Iraq war
 was a legitimate response to 9/11.  Kerry isn't the one who did those things.

 Some progressives say Kerry would continue the Iraq war in the same way Bush has or that he might escalate the war.
 We can't be certain that's the case (regardless of any campaign rhetoric) unless Kerry is given the chance to prove himself.
 With Bush, we know we can only expect more of the same.     Bush has proved he's inflexible and closed-minded.
 Kerry has shown he's willing to change his mind when given new information, and he's proved he's more open to
 liberal ideas than other Democratic candidates have been.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"This plot is so secret that it doesn't exist. To my knowledge, in the time I have served as
  secretary of defense, the idea of reinstating the draft has never been debated, endorsed,
  discussed, theorized, pondered or even whispered by anyone in the Bush administration."
     -- Rumsfeld, lying about the coming military draft   Attribution

 Election Update

 The White House has just announced that voting for Bush and Kerry is Tuesday, Nov 2
 and voting for Ralph Nader and other fringe candidates will be Wednesday, Nov 3.

 Be sure to bring your Number 2 pencil Wednesday or your Nader vote won't count.
 

  Comments?

 Will Osama Help W.?  (Again?)
   by Herr Dragoness

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The Bushies' campaign pitch follows their usual backward logic:
 Because we have failed to make you safe, you should re-elect us to make you safer.
 Because we haven't caught Osama in three years, you need us to catch Osama in the next four years.
 Because we didn't bother to secure explosives in Iraq, you can count on us to make sure those explosives aren't used against you.

 Subject: Kerry's cabinet

 Marc Perkel for Communications Director in Kerry's White House.
 He's da man.

 Clarence Swinney,
 Burlington, NC

 VCR Alert

 Saturday Night Live is rerunning their best political debates tonight.
 The guy who does the Monkey does a great, "But it's harrrrrd worrrrrk!"

 Also, Election night, Jon Stewart is going live at 10PM EST, an hour earlier.

 Subject: How Cheney's making millions of $ off this war

 Bart --

 As has been pointed out elsewhere, Dick Cheney owns 433,000 unexercised Halliburton stock options,
 which he's held at least since resigning from that company.

 On 9/11/01, Halliburton stock stood at $28.73
 On 10/28/04, Halliburton stock stood at $36.72

 The difference of $7.99 per share, times the 433,000 options he holds,
 mean that he's made $3,459,670 just on those Halliburton stock options.
 And that's not counting any shares he might own in the Carlyle Group,
 or any one of dozens of other war-profiteering corporations.

 Cheney's making MILLION$ off this war, and nobody seems to be talking about it.

 Jack H
 Salem, Oregon
 

 Jack, you're thinking way too small.
 Iraq can pump 2M barrels of oil per day.
 Oil seels for $52 a barrel, that's $104M per day.

 Cheney wouldn't get out of his own soiled diaper for a mere $3.5M
 Every day the BFEE steals $100M before most people get out of bed.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: military votes

 Bart:

 My son is a Marine serving his second tour in Iraq.
 His request for an absentee ballot was processed October 10th, we were told.
 He has not received it.

 That is one less Kerry vote in Michigan from a Marine who knows he is in
 desperate need of a new Commander in Chief.

 Charles S
 

 Charles, a shot of Chinaco for your boy's safe return!

..

 Subject: you idiot

 Bartcop,

 I could give a shit with those vulgar, smelly fucking bastards endorsing John Kerry.

 Monkey, you could?  Why is that?
 I think if you had a brain, you'd realize you got that all wrong.
 You should be saying, "I couldn't give a shit..."
 

 Every vote they draw for Kerry they lose 2 independent votes for people
 repulsed by Kerry for being seen with these scumbag dorks.

 You can claim that, but it doesn't seem to be true.
 Why do you think your Monkey got California's Musclehead to stump for him?
 

 Screw Eminem aka "Whitey" and the has-been Bruce "Smelly" Springsteen.

 ha ha
 I guess your a big fan of the Lee Greenwood?
 

 How about Osama bin Laden videotaping his endorsement of Kerry...wait!
 Kerry got the videotape endorsement already from bin Laden!.

 Tank Munford
 

 Tank, Osama loves Bush for letting him go.

 Just think - it was the biggest, most public crime in all of history,
 then Bush vowed to track Osama down and bring him to justice,

..

 but instead

 ...he invaded Iraq, killed 100,000 civilians and stole their oil.
 

 Vote for Bush if you think 9-11 should go unpunished.

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