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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Bush Vows No Letup Duped like Dubya's Dopes 4 More Years to Stomp US D-r-i-v-e   b-y   N-e-w-s  Students Occupy Library Putin Ratifies Kyoto  Bush pledge to Super-rich Let's Protest Inauguration  Too Little, Too Late   Quote of the Day "To die for an idea is to set   a rather high price on conjecture."     -- Anatole France

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 Quotes

"If, as seems likely, the President follows the neo-conservative agenda and takes his war
  of "liberation" beyond Iraq -- Syria and Iran seem to be the next targets  -- the transformation
  of the Republican Party will be complete: it will become the imperial party.."
     --Justin Raimondo,

 Bush Vows No Letup in Military Deaths, Beheadings
  Stubborn idiocy is as stubborn idiocy does

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bolstered by a hard-fought election victory, Bush says the United States will vigorously pursue
 its policy of throwing young American heroes into the meat grinder for no goddamn reason and
 will not retreat from destroying families who sent a patriotic son or daughter to serve their country.

"I understand, in certain capitals and certain countries, my murders are not popular," Bush said.
 He was unapologetic about the course he has set and said he would not back down.
 

 That's our Bush - he stays the course no matter how many icebergs have hit the ship.
 If you have a draft-age son or daughter, you've got some tough decisions to make.

 Swear to Koresh, Bush has plans to close our borders, just like Castro, to keep Americans from fleeing.
 If you wait, and Bush closes the borders, your kids could be sacrificed in Iraq for Bush's insanity.

 You elected him, America.
 You begged Bush to take your kids to help bolster Halliburton's bottom line.

 If there was any fairness in this world, those who voted for Bush would be drafted first.
 But that won't happen because the rich don't send their kids to war - that's for the poor and the black.
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"Can a people that believes more fervently in the Virgin Birth
  than in evolution still be called an Enlightened nation?"
      --Garry Wills,    The Day the Enlightenment Went Out
 

 It's still hard to accept that America took "one giant leap" backward this week.
 The rest of the world is looking at us and wondering what the hell happened.

 Do you remember a year or two ago, I said that I'd always felt that racial bigotry was
 America's biggest problem, but that it was falling to Number Two behind religious insanity?
 Sometimes I hate it when I'm right.

 Note:This problem will continue. Religious people are used to following orders.
                They are very obedient and they will stand in line and vote for whichever candidate claims
                to be "more Christian," no matter how many tens of thousands of  people he had murdered
                so his friends and family could steal the assets of the dead..
                The facts are that Bush has killed 1124 soldiers and over 100,000 civilians in Iraq,
                but the easily led are so scared, they'll vote for that murderer again and again.
                We have to figure out how to outwit the insane majority.
 
 

   Comments?

 Subject: Bush DID NOT "win" the elections!

 When are you going to stop saying that Bush "won"???

 The elections were STOLEN!   www.blackboxvoting.org

 Annie H
 
 

 Annie, I am against Bush, and I am not against  www.blackboxvoting.org  but when you go there, it says:

> Black Box Voting has taken the position that fraud took place in the 2004 election...
> We are working now to compile the proof...

 We can suspect all we want, but we need proof to make the accusation.

 We won't be duped like Dubya's dopes
   England's free press allows them to tell the truth

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Hostile injuns are on the edge of town, threatening yer wives 'n' cattle!
 And those pesky Democrats want you to shoot the Sheriff! Whaddya say to that?

 The answer was "No", as predicted right here seven days ago.

 The most important US presidential election for decades was brought down to
 that naive level by a cunning, cynical George Dubya Bush. And it worked.

 This corrupt exercise in mass deception cost a billion dollars in TV advertising
 and twice that in campaign expenses (some of them genuine).

 But it was worth it for the big business interests that dominate American politics.
 Bush is back, sponsored by good 'ole US oil. If that is democracy, then I am the Count of Monte Cristo.
 If only bamboozled Yankees were involved, we could all go about our business without a care.
 
 

  Comments?

 Four More Years! Take That, You Sons of Bitches
   by Adam Teiichi Yoshida: ultra-conservative political commentator.

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Let's face a hard truth: this was the bitterest Presidential campaign in living memory. The Democrats and their allies
 staked everything on the defeat of this President. All of the resources they had accumulated over a generation of
 struggle were thrown into this battle: and they have failed. Despite all of their tricks, despite all of their lies, the people
 have rejected them. They mean nothing. They are worth nothing. There's no point in trying to reach out to them
 because they won't be reached out to. We've got their teeth clutching the sidewalk and our boot above their head.
 Now's the time to curb-stomp the bastards.
 

 ...and you don't own a gun because you think guns are dangerous?
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"We must be relentless in our war against terrorism. We should work with Bush
  on this agenda. It is one which all nations of goodwill would surely agree."
    --Tony Blair, urging the world to accept Bush's agressive militarism, wherever it may occur  Attribution

 Students Occupy Library to Protest Bush Fascism

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 About 85 high school students upset about the nation's direction were camping out in
 the school library, demanding an audience with Republican leaders.

 Students began their protest Thursday and school officials said they could stay through
 Friday when representatives of their congressman were expected to visit.

"We want them to reassure us that our fears are misguided and that the government is doing
 everything in its power to prevent our futures from being destroyed," said senior Brian Martens.
 Students said they are worried about the national debt, military recruitment in schools and the environment.
 

 Those are some brave kids, because Bush could have them declared "enemy combatants,"
 and sent to Cuba to be tortured to death for daring to have an opinion that differs from his.

  Comments?

 Quotes

"Europe will continue to criticize Bush, but I do not believe that he will be more willing to listen."
     --Swedish PM Persson, who knows how fascists think   Attribution

 Too Little, Too Late
   by Robert Parry  at  consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 George W. Bush's electoral victory is chilling proof that the conservatives have achieved dominance
 over the flow of information to the American people and that even a well-run Democratic campaign
 stands virtually no chance for national success without major changes in how the news media operates.

 It is not an exaggeration to say today that the most powerful nation on earth is in the grip of an ideological
 administration - backed by a vast network of right-wing think tanks, media outlets and attack groups -
 that can neutralize any political enemy with smears, such as the Swift boat ads against Kerry's war record,
 or convince large numbers of people that clearly false notions are true, like Saddam's link to the Sept. 11 attacks.
 
 

 Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet. You should read their stuff.
 

  Comments?

 Texas Hold 'em made legal in K-Drag Tuesday?

 That's the rumor, but since this is Oklahoma, nobody knows.
 I went to tulsaworld.com, and searched for "poker," "blackjack" and "Texas Hold em"
 but, of course, they said those words have never been used in their newspaper.

 I called a local Indian casinoe*  and they said, "It's illegal for us to talk about it ...until it happens."
 The rumor I heard was that State Question 712 passed, but I want to see it in writing.

 Hell, we might have a Pokerfest right here in K-Drag.
 Central location, Southwest Airlines cheap fares, warm climate, dirt cheap hotels etc.

 Subject: Military families

 As far as the military families go, we know that they'll suffer severe retribution if they speak out.
 I would love to hear from some of the spouses who've already lost their loved one, then lost all
 their military benefits, then lost their credit status, then lost their houses, etc., etc., etc.

 This is another prime example of Dubya suppressing the American voice of freedom!!
 JoAnn

 Quotes

"We were not allowed to enter polling stations. Although we were officially
  invited to follow the presidential election, the message was not passed on
  to the polling stations. It's the limit of arrogance."
     --Soeren Soendergaard, a Danish parliamentary deputy,
        who was refused admission at polling stations in Columbus, Ohio,   Attribution
 

  Comments?

 Subject: love for BartCop and leaving a red state behind

 I haven't written in before, but I'm really pissed off at the results - four more yrs of hell with Chimpy.
 I wanted to tell you how badly I feel about the cancellations and the grief that you're getting.
 But, look at all the others who love your website.  I remember when you were one of the few sites
 that ranted against the stolen election of 2000 (and maybe this one as well).

 In order to keep our sanity, my family will be leaving red state Ohio and returning to our native
 blue state of Illinois - where folks know how to vote.  I'm looking forward to a world with a
 Dem. governor, 2 Senators (Obama and Durbin) and Mayor Daley.

 Republican Bumpkins of Ohio, your state continues downward because you keep electing corrupt
 GOP politicians.  The result: no jobs, no healthcare, no teeth, failing/worn schools, crappy Sec of State Blackwell.
 Hey, but they voted for Chimpy's morals!  There's no lifesaver available, so the Titanic continues to sink with Captain Taft at the helm.

 Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
 Your biggest fan,
 Mar

 Putin Signs Bill to Ratify Kyoto Protocol
   America's anti-science bastard is the only big holdout

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Putin has signed a bill confirming Russia's ratification of the Kyoto Protocol, the Kremlin said Friday,
 clearing the way for the global climate pact to come into force early next year.

 Without Russia's support, the pact - which has been rejected by America's ignoramus - could not have
 come into effect. It needed endorsement by 55 industrialized nations accounting for at least 55 percent
 of global greenhouse gas emissions in 1990.   The United States accounted for 36 percent of carbon
 dioxide emissions in 1990, while Russia accounted for 17 percent.
 

 Backwards America (we need to get used to that phrase) rejects the science the whole world recognizes.
 Bush sold his soul to the "creation-science" nitwits and made us the butt of ridicule all over the globe.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: voter fraud in Florida

 Just look at this and tell me there wasn't voter fraud.
 If this makes no sense to you then look at the graphs at the bottom of the page.

 http://ustogether.org/Florida_Election.htm

 Rob A
 

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 Anti-Bush party in DC on Inauguration day?

 Last night on AAR, Janeanne Garafolo suggested we welcome the next Bush Reich
 with a "tear gas and fire hose" reception on January 20th of next year.

 If anyone plans on going, I would like to sponsor your sign(s).
 I will trade you money for signs, paint, etc for some digital pictures.
 If we buy in bulk, we can get signs cheap, right?

 I'm not talking about one sign or two signs, depending on costs, I'd like to see a sea of signs.
 So if you're going to DC to protest that bastard, click below and we'll see what can be worked out.

 First thing we'll need is some local DC ground people to be anchors.
 Once we have them, we'll check into the costs of, say, 20-40 signs.
 Then anyone wanting to protest can meet up with our anchor and get an anti-Bush sign to carry.
 I'll even pay for some hot chocolate afterwards, because it can get chilly in DC in January.

 If someone would like to donate to the protest fund, Click  Here and put "protest" in the subject line.
 If you'd like to help via mail: bartcop.com  PO Box 54466  Tulsa, OK  74155

 With a bigger budget, we can build bigger, better signs with eye-catchingcolors.
 With enough big, fancy signs, one might be photographed for a national/worldwide publication.
 Let's show the world that not all Americans are fascist, warmongering sons of bitches.

 Would you make a good anchor?
 

..
"You better not make me look bad
  with people all over the world watching!"

  Click Here to volunteer to  Protest that Bastard

 We have 75 days to prepare, but it all starts with some DC anchors.

 ...unless you think we should bow down and worship this Giggling Murderer.

 Subject:  Kerry won

 Hey Bart,

 I thought I'd call your attention to this piece by Greg Palast.
 Why haven't we heard anything more about all the pre-election voter suppression scandals?
 Is it because the Dems are too busy asking to get their bellies scratched?

 Our elected Democrats are scared spineless.

 Keep raging,
 Jenny

 Kerry Won
  by Greg Palast

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Most voters in Ohio thought they were voting for Kerry. CNN's exit poll showed Kerry beating Bush
 among Ohio women by 53 percent to 47 percent.  Kerry also defeated Bush among Ohio's male voters
 51 percent to 49 percent. Unless a third gender voted in Ohio, Kerry took the state.

 So what's going on here? Answer: the exit polls are accurate. Pollsters ask, "Who did you vote for?"
 Unfortunately, they don't ask the crucial, question, "Was your vote counted?" The voters don't know.

 Here's why. Although the exit polls show that most voters in Ohio punched cards for Kerry-Edwards,
 thousands of these votes were simply not recorded. This was predictable and it was predicted.   Click  Here

 Once again, at the heart of the Ohio uncounted vote game are, I'm sorry to report, hanging chads and
 pregnant chads, plus some other ballot tricks old and new.

 The election in Ohio was not decided by the voters but by something called "spoilage." Typically in the
 United States, about 3 percent of the vote is voided, just thrown away, not recorded. When the bobble-head
 boobs on the tube tell you Ohio or any state was won by 51 percent to 49 percent, don't you believe it ...
 it has never happened in the United States, because the total never reaches a neat 100 percent.
 The television totals simply subtract out the spoiled vote.

 Serious IE Hole Opens PCs Up to Attacks
  We should all sue Bill Gates for $1 million...

  Click  Here
 

 Eminem, Snoop CDs Pushed Up Due to Piracy
  If the CDs are done, what's the point of holding them back, anyway?

  Click  Here
 

 Fighter jet strafes New Jersey school
  School surrenders, no WMDs found after meticulous search

  Click  Here
 

 Naked Man Hides In Wheel Well Of Plane At LAX
  Unstable man climbs barbed-wire fence naked, climbs into departing jet

  Click  Here

 Bush pledges to make super-rich ever more rich
  "I have a mandate, America demands that I do this."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Contending Americans have embraced his conservative agenda, Bush pledged Thursday
 to aggressively pursue major changes in Social Security, the tax code and medical malpractice
 awards, working with Democrats if they are receptive and leaving them behind if they're not.

"We're going to roll over anyone trying to protect the middle class," Bush vowed.
"I earned capital in the campaign, political capital, and now I intend to spend it," Bush said.
"I'll reach out to everyone who shares our goals," said Bush, who 24 hours earlier had
 promised to try to win over those who voted for his Democratic opponent.
 

 America - last Tuesday, you gave this monster the green light to steal your future.
 You told Bush you want him to empty the Treasury and send your kids to die in Iraq.
 You told him Grandma doesn't need her Social Security check or her medicine.

 Why did you do that?
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"We were denied entry to a local Republican office in Orlando. They called the police,
  saying they had received guidelines from Washington to do so."
       --Danish OSCE observer Carina Christensen,  Foreign monitors 'barred' from US polls

 Yes, Virginia, There is a Bright Side

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"America is faced with another four years with an administration more reckless and destructive than any other.
  The progress made in our short history will be threatened by a small group of ideologues who now realize that
  they have a very short time to leave their mark on this country - more than they already have. Social programs
  like Medicare and Social Security have been added to the Endangered Species list. Civil rights and women's rights
  stand to be reversed with the likely appointments of three, maybe four, Supreme Court justices. And the great
 wedge which has divided this country for four years will continue to grow."

 Quotes

"There are millions of Americans living in hidden places, whose faces and names we never know.
  But I have seen children starving in Mississippi; idling their lives away in the ghetto; living without
  hope or future amid the despair on Indian reservations; with no jobs and little hope.  I have seen
  proud men in the hills of Appalachia, who wish only to work in dignity--but the mines are closed,
  and the jobs are gone, and no one, neither industry or labor or government, has cared enough to help.
  Those conditions will change, those children will live, only if we dissent.  So I dissent, and I know you do, too."
    --Robert Kennedy, Liberal, who they had to murder to stop    Attribution

 Subject: How can this be?

 Bunning's victory illustrates just how pathetic we have become as nation.
 More to the point, just how pathetic we have become as a party.

 The masses are so repulsed by a democrat that they would vote for Bunning.
 What does this say about our party?

 I realize losing seats in the Senate is a bad thing, but I am glad to be rid of Daschle.
 His spineless tenure as Minority leader helped make Rove's job easier. Our inability to
 unite around a candidate as opposed to unifying against Bush needs to be re-examined.
 The entire party had better get its proverbial shit together in next 24 months.

 Stay in the game Bart, there's still hope
 53,000,000 million of us seem to think so.

 Phil
 

 Phil, I'm not going anywhere for a long time.

 Sidebar: My latest medical tests say I'm still doing good.

 Subject: Bush and Osama

 Not only does Osama appreciate the three year vacation,
 he looks like he's just back from Club Med, fresh and just rarin' to go.

 I'd like to think he'd target Red states but in the end,
 he does as he's told by his bosses, doesn't he?

 paul
Australia

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