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Monkey with a mandate
Sun-Monday Nov 21-22, 2004 Mike
Malloy on AAR weeknights
Quotes
"It is worse than in Saddam's time. I preferred
life then. We had a normal life and we had security.
My family have never been Saddam loyalists
or supporters. When he was here we did not know we
did not have freedom. This is what we were
told by other countries. What we did know was we had
safety and security. Now there are only dangers
and uncertainty."
-- Thuraya el-Kaissi,
17-year-old Iraqi girl Attribution
Violence
Breaks Out All Over Baghdad
How many lives we will spend to realize this is not working?
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Excerpt:
Baghdad exploded in violence Saturday, as insurgents
attacked a U.S. patrol and a police station,
assassinated four government employees and detonated
several bombs. One American soldier was
killed and nine were wounded during clashes that
also left three Iraqi troops and a police officer dead.
Some of the heaviest violence came in Baghdad
where a day earlier U.S. troops raided the capital's main
Sunni mosque. Shops were in flames, and a U.S.
Humvee burned, with the body of its driver inside.
In northern Iraq (news - web sites), U.S. and
Iraqi forces uncovered four decapitated bodies as they
continued a campaign to crush militants who rose
up last week. American and Iraqi forces detained
30 suspected guerrillas overnight in Mosul, the
U.S. military said Saturday.
Comments?
Subject: to Betty (see
last issue)
Betty,
Living in a red state myself (Texas), we can
only hope that somewhere,
someone is saying, "This has got to stop."
I believe somewhat that those who support the
Admin. would do so
no matter what atrocities they commit as long as
they are not "Liberal".
Our country has been blinded by partisan attacks
from the left and the right and
those of us in the middle do the suffering so we
must do the little things that will protect us.
Take every opportunity to save those grandchildren
of yours from the fate of the
1200+ young men and women who have already died
in vain.
Bill Mac
Bill, it'll stop when the moderate Republicans have had enough.
The Democrats are too scared to act and the fascists will never police
themselves.
Comments?
Bush's
'Perception Management' Plan
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
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Excerpt:
Bush is moving to ensure that his administration
can keep much of the U.S. population seeing a
near-empty cup as almost entirely full, a concept
known in the intelligence world as "perception management."
On a personal level, Bush appears to have found
in his electoral victory a validation of his public-relations strategy
of casting his foreign policy as a black-and-white
war between good and evil. In this tough-talking approach, Bush
has been helped immeasurably by the powerful conservative
news media, ranging from AM talk radio to Fox News,
from right-wing newspaper columnists to Internet
bloggers.
Indeed, it is impossible to understand why Americans
have grown so detached from reality without appreciating the
combined impact of this conservative media - built
over the past quarter century - and Bush's personal insistence
on loyalty over almost all other values.
Note: consortiumnews.com is
the most important site on the internet.
Comments?
Thousands
Protest Bush Before Chile Summit
If Bush's media says 20,000, it was probably 50,000 plus
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Excerpt:
Riot police used water cannons and tear gas
Friday to break up a demonstration by
rock-throwing protesters before more than 20,000
people marched to vent their anger
at America's murdering Monkey.
Marchers held up posters saying: "Bush, you
stink," and "Terrorist Bush."
Some chanted: "Bush, listen: Chile is not for sale!" and "Bush,
fascist, thief, murderer!"
Some also expressed sympathy with the Iraqi
insurgents in Fallujah.
One banner read: "Sorry Fallujah! Stupid Americans,
Your Turn Will Come."
The whole world hates Bush's Amerikkka.
We were once respected, now we are feared and
hated because of that Monster.
When Clinton traveled abroad, tens of thousands
came out to cheer him.
But Bush can't go anywhere without the rage of
the planet boiling over his Nazi ass.
Comments?
Subject: what to do next
The Democrats are feckless, spineless, visionless
and directionless.
They're also our best hope.
To put it in perspective, I'm a Baylor student.
I support the Bears, wear the sweatshirts,
buy tickets and attend all Baylor's home games.
I talk about the Bears bright spots on offense,
how well they're defense could perform if
everybody were on the same page... and damn, can
they punt!
However, I'm not about to bet the mortgage on
Baylor when they play the Sooners.
SABABC
The Democrats are scared little children.
If an adult says, "Follow
me, I know the way," they just might follow.
We could test my theory if we could just find one
Democrat with a pair.
Senator
Brownback's Wanker Wars
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Excerpt:
"Pornography really does, unlike other addictions,
biologically cause direct release of the most
perfect addictive substance," Satinover said. "That
is, it causes masturbation, which causes release
of the naturally occurring opioids. It does what
heroin can't do, in effect."
Comments?
Subject: Dems refuse to fight
Bart,
Hope this finds you and Mrs Bart well.
Sorry have not responded to you since the election.
One thing I can say about you Bart, you are
consistant.
I have been reading your comments for years and
you have held steadfast to your belief,
the Democrats in Congress do not fight back even
when attacked and even on issues that
have defined what a Democrat is. Hell, I agree
with you.
You have been insighful in many areas and I
have made it a point to add your comments to
my discussions with others. So, Bart, I suggest
to all your readers when there is an issue,
especially one considered a Democrat issue before
the Congress and we see Democrats
being complacent that we write when we can and
if one happens to appear on C-Span that
we call and if we have too embarass them because
of their in-action. I'll do all I can.
So Bart, you and Mrs Bart have a wonderful Thanksgiving.
The Last Liberal In Mississppi....
David
Y'know, if the Democrats were fat cats, guaranteed of constant re-election,
it might
make some sense that they didn't want to rock the boat - didn't want trouble.
But the GOP is picking therm off one-by-one, and they seem to not have
thr brains to realize
they'll soon be extinct if they don't take the first step of the long journey
back to relevance.
The Last Liberal
Outlaw,
by former prisoner Mike Palecek
http://www.iowapeace.com
Published by New Leaf
Books of Chicago
Quotes
"An armed force that keeps beating down on a weaker
opponent will be seen as committing
a series of crimes; therefore it will end up
by losing the support of its allies, its own people,
and its own troops. As Vietnam and countless
other cases prove, no armed force however
powerful, is immune to this dilemma. The end
result is always disintegration and defeat;
That is why (Iraq) will end as (Vietnam) did,
with the last US troops fleeing the country
while hanging on to their helicopters' skids."
-- Martin van Creveld, who sees
the future more clearly than Bush Attribution
Bill Frist
exposed
Memo vindicates Richard Clarke from the slander
of Bill Frist
by Joe Conason
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Excerpt:
Last March, Frist rose on the Senate floor
to demonstrate his fealty to the White House by attacking Richard Clarke
in the ugliest and most personal terms. Seeking
to discredit the former counter-terrorism chief after his stunning appearance
before the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks
Upon the United States, Frist essentially accused the former
counter-terrorism chief of committing perjury.
But now we know who was telling the truth and
who wasn't, thanks to the release of a newly declassified document.
That document is the transcript of Clarke's testimony
before a closed, joint congressional hearing in June 2002, when he
discussed "the evolution of the terrorist threat" leading
up to 9/11 with members of the Senate and House Intelligence
Committees. While the declassified text contains
lengthy redactions, it also shows conclusively that Frist slandered Clarke
last spring.
Comments?
Subject: Is the Democratic
party dead?
Tens of thousands of opposition supporters massed
in central Kiev to protest alleged ballot fraud
after preliminary results showed Ukraine's pro-Russian
prime minister leading the crucial presidential election.
Click Here
Ukrainians show how it's done.
It's a pity Democrats don't have the balls or
the outrage to protest their stolen election.
They just bend over for another dose, and then
go back to the TV airchairs to whine.
Pathetic.
Get a new party, people. The Dems are dead forever.
Mark
Mark, you may have a point.
Is the Democratic party dead forever?
Can we come back from two dives in a row?
What happened to our will to win?
Comments?
http://arnoldexposed.com
Rebellious
Republicans Derail 9/11 Reform
If we get hit again, Bush approval numbers will go up
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Excerpt:
In a defeat for the Mandate Monkey, rebellious
House Republicans derailed legislation
to overhaul the nation's intelligence agencies
along lines recommended by the 9-11 commission.
Reps. Duncan Hunter and Jim Sensenbrenner, chairmen
of the Armed Services and Judiciary
committees, raised objections. Hunter, R-Calif.,
worried that provisions of the bill could interfere
with the military chain of command and endanger
troops in the field. Sensenbrenner, R-Wis., wanted
additional provisions dealing with illegal immigration. "Unfortunately,
the Senate has refused to consider
many of the provisions, tagging them as extraneous
or controversial," he said.
Comments?
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Subject: Kerry let Bush
escape
Howard Dean was my first choice too. But I don't
blame Kerry 100%.
The American voter is a stupid creature. Kerry
was good enough.
The electorate lived thru Bush's bullshit administration.
They had enough info to muster a majority to oust
Bush.
Maybe Kerry wasted too much time on stem cells.
I don't know for sure.
Lonzie
We'll never know what might've happened if Kerry had tried.
Weepy
Daschle Says Farewell to Congress
When you refuse to fight back, you lose
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Possible
New Case of Mad Cow Disease Found
Bush's typical "hands off" approach produces
mad results
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Sources:
Baseball's Expos to be renamed 'Nationals'
What a stupid name for a baseball team - who's the idiot?
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Bush Pulls
Top Bodyguard From Scuffle
Chileans tried to keep SS from accompanying Bush to dinner
Click Here
The best books by the best authors
U.S.,
Chile in Spat After Bush Fracas
Monkey jumps in fistfight instead of acting presidential
Click Here
Excerpt:
White House press secretary Scott McClellan,
referring to the Saturday night scuffle, said,
"The president is someone who tends to delegate
but every now and then he's a hands-on kind of guy."
Bullshit.
Bush delegates the thinking stuff because he
has no brain.
Stupidly, he got in a physical fight with a group
of people because he's not able to control himself.
The Monkey is a 9-year old boy who needs a babysitter
at all times.
Subject: Patron Anejo
Bart,
I recently bought a bottle of Patron Anejo,
since I can't find Chinaco in this area.
On the upside, it was made from 100% blue agave,
and was very nice when sipped out of a brandy snifter.
On the downside, it was damn expensive ($55) and
came in a fancy blown glass bottle that I don't need.
Unless my local purveyor of distilled spirits
orders some Chinaco as I requested,
I think I'll be going back to less expensive liquor.
As the only tequila connoisseur I know of, do
you have an opinion on this beverage?
How does it compare to Chinaco? Would
you pay $55 for a bottle of Patron anejo?
Give some advice to this tequila newbie!
Take it easy, Bart.
Thanks for the always-entertaining site.
John (Buffalo, NY)
John, Patron Anejo is very, very nice.
Would I pay $55 for a bottle? Sure, but I think you're doing it
wrong.
The price shouldn't be an issue because a bottle should last for a month
or 2.
Shirley, you have one dollar a day to spend on something nice for yourself?
Tommy came here in March 2003 and I bought 4 bottles of expensive tequila
and they lasted me almost 18 months.
If you want to get drunk and be somebody, use vodka because it's cheap.
Just get into the Patron for special occasions, like pour
yourself a shot at
the kickoff of a football game and see how long you can make it last.
Pour a shot when your wife cooks that extra special meal.
Pour a shot when a relative has a baby or you get a bonus check from work.
Pour a shot when a friend comes over with some of God's most killer flowers.
Pour a shot on your 28th wedding anniversary.
BTW, Chinaco Anejo in K-Drag is still $34.95.
It's the best part of being stuck here.
Quotes
"By deciding to vote for a president primarily
on the basis that he showboats his faith,
the Christian Right have also said they don't
truly understand the Bible."
-- Walt Brasch, Attribution
I'm planning a segment on this topic for BCR Show 60
Bush Says
Iran Speeds Output of A-Bomb Fuel
Voters bought
one bloody war, but got two for their money
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Excerpt:
In 2003, Mr. Bush said he "will not tolerate
nuclear weapons in North Korea," and in April 2004 he told
a convention of newspaper editors in Washington
that a nuclear program in Iran was "intolerable" and would
be dealt with, starting at the United Nations if
necessary. He did not repeat either phrase on Saturday, and the
agreement with Europe appears to have halted, at
least temporarily, the administration's hopes of taking the
Iranian program to the United Nations Security
Council this month.
But Mr. Bush's quickness to seize on the Iranian
production of uranium hexafluoride was driven, administration
officials said, by a sense among his national security
aides that there is still time to stop Iran from actually
producing a weapon. "We're past that point with
North Korea," one senior adviser said recently. "With the North,
it's a question of unwinding what's already happened."
Since Bush's good puppy press refuses to show the bodies and missing-parts
soldiers from Iraq, America
doesn't mind a second war where we can kill and maim even faster - but
this next wave might not be volunteers.
If you have a son or daughter whose life you'd like to donate to Bush and
Halliburton, please stand up.
Comments?
Subject: exit polls
The News CEOs of CBS, NBC, and ABC saying, essentially,
that the discrepency between
the exit polls and the results were bloggers' fault,
cause the took raw data and leaked it out all over the net.
These guys really hate us, you know. They are
not statiticians or Data analysts.
Some of the people on the net, that are reporting
about this do know these fields inside out.
John Zogby is still saying that there is something
really screwy with 2004.
Dot
Dot, until Kerry raises his voice, this is a
losing issue for us.
If Kerry doesn't care that his victory was stolen,
...we lose.
Comments?
Marty's Entertainment
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Subject: Re: are you a gambler?
Bart,
I'll take that bet, IF you can get Kerry to
sign his SF180 and get ALL of his records released.
"your source must be official"
What could be more official, then the official
records released after he submits the SF180?
I'm such a sport, I'll let YOU evaluate them.
What could be fairer than that? ALL of
his official records, and you being the judge.
Are YOU a gambler?
Mike F
Cagayan de Oro
Mike, it doesn't work that way.
Your
side made the claim, and
now you're screwed because you can't back it up.
You can't call a guy "dishonorable" and
then, when asked to back that up, say,
"Well, if the guy I accused would..."
That's the kind of shit you guys have been playing
since we met Bill Clinton in 1992.
You take a wild-ass Pigboy allegation, elevate
it to a fact and spread the lie around,
then when asked to prove it, you back off with
some half-ass, handjob excuse,
hoping those who heard the lie never heard you
back down whan called on it.
Bottom line: You just admitted you
got nothing.
Comments?
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U2's 'Atomic
Bomb'
Bono's artful lyrics, but the album's star
is The Edge
..
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Excerpt:
Knowing that a strong first single was U2's
greatest concern, Lillywhite, 49, who has produced the band
on and off since 1980, decided to re-record a promising
track called Native Son. He set the group up in
a Dublin warehouse to get a martial drum sound
reminiscent of its early days and persuaded the Edge to
"stop worrying about the fine line between White Stripes
and Whitesnake" --or between art rock and arena rock
- and just let loose. When the music started to
smolder, Bono grabbed a microphone. "He was awful," says
Lillywhite. "The song was all about gun control
- an extension of his political beliefs. Bono doesn't try that
kind of thing much anymore, but when he does, you
can feel the ambivalence from the band, and so can he.
They want the rock star." Native Son was
rewritten, stripped of politics and retitled Vertigo. Gradually,
it emerged as the most rousing - and ironically,
seemingly effortless - opener of U2's career.
Comments?
Bush's American
soldier body count in Iraq
1195, 1215, 1217,
1224, dead American soldiers.
They only got 7 since
Saturday, so another 7 families are ruined forever.
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This Christmas, instead of spending $20 each on
nieces & nephews who won't even appreciate it,
why not spend $10 each on them and send the rest
to St Jude's?
Catching something fatal as a kid's gotta suck.
Subject: Clinton likes Bush?
I'm a fan of your site, but I've never understood
your support for Bill Clinton.
I enjoyed Clinton's peace and prosperity more
than Bush's war, death and recession.
I always thought he was a sell-out to the wealthy,
although obviously not as bad as Bush.
When you compare Clinton to any other president,
he looks better.
I was wondering what you thought of Clinton's
remark that ""Am I the only person in the
entire United States of America who likes both
George W. Bush and John Kerry?"
This remark is enough to make me sorry I supported
Kerry, rather than Nader, in the past election.
Richard N
I think Clinton was being nice on his big, historical
day.
The Monkey said nice things about Clinton, too.
Comments?
Coming soon
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Courtney Love's
obituary
Quotes
"Tom DeLay proved that he is not only unethical,
but delusional. No amount
of mud slinging can hide the fact that Mr.
DeLay has repeatedly abused his power.
Mr. DeLay's repeated ethical lapses have brought
dishonor on the House of Representatives."
--Rep. Nancy Pelosi on the crooked
Texas squirrel, Attribution
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"I'm nuts about
Democrats
who don't
fight back..."
The Disney/ABC
MNF Nudity Fuss
..
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.
Maybe I'm just getting too old, but there's
no need for this before a football game.
This wasn't like CBS accidentally broadcasting
Janet's breast. They had no way to know.
But ABC had this film in the can and choose to
broadcast it for some tittilating publicity.
Besides, isn't Nicolette Sheridan a little "Jerry
Rice" to be dropping towels?
If you think there's "nothing wrong" with this
scene, e-mail me.
I'd enjoy the friendly argument.
Besides, what would Mickey say?
Comments?
Housekeeping
We celebrated our 28th anniversary this weekend.
I think I'll keep her.
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Subject: slow times at bartcop
high
Dear B.C.,
Many moons have passed sinced I last soiled
your website with my foul presence.
Turn up the lights, the party's over.
Not only have I been witness to a stunning rejection
of your party by the American voters,
I have also learned to love the smell of desperation.
The left is at their nuttiest when they are out of power.
The stunning part was Kerry taking a dive.
He promised he'd fight, but then he went to sleep.
Bush and the aliens are in cahoots with the
Mexicans to disenfranchise the gay voters
who were forced by Haliburton to wear muslim panties
on their heads so that the neo-cons
could bring back the draft. It's so obviouse, even
I could see it.
Not sure what that means, but you voted to co-sign
for loan from other countries
so Bush could give the billionaires more money
- money you have
to pay back.
Why didn't you vote your wallet this election?
Then, there's that war that's killing friends
of yours and mine, plus Osama's still coming
and you'd better hope you & Bush have the same
religion because it's about to be the law.
Liberals. God bless their pointy little heads
!!
Feelin a bit Smug,
Dean Whetsell
Dean, you feel snug with more debt, dead friends,
more terrorism and forced religion?
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