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Volume 1457 -
Specter of the Gun
Friday Dec 10, 2004 Mike
Malloy on AAR weeknights
Quotes
"Jesus's favorite Hollywood star, Mel Gibson, is
looking to spend some of
the millions he made from The Jesus Chainsaw
Massacre on charity,
a soup kitchen, scholarship
grant program a $19 million island getaway near Fiji."
--Maru, "Values" Attribution
Bush,
Rumsfeld Try to Soothe Angry U.S. Troops
Why are they angry? They got the
boss they voted for, right?
Click Here
Excerpt:
Bush said on Thursday U.S. troop concerns about
inadequate equipment for Iraq combat
are being addressed and he did not blame soldiers
for raising the issue with Rumsfeld.
But Monkey, you've been "addressing" that issue
for two years and we have 1275 dead soldiers.
A day after he was bombarded with criticism
from U.S. soldiers based in Kuwait,
Rumsfeld promised more would be done to protect
forces.
So - you're saying you haven't been
doing all you can up to this point? Why the hell not?
Bush told reporters that he has been telling
military families that "we're doing everything we
possibly can to protect your loved ones in a mission
which is vital and important."
No, that's not what
Rumsfeld is saying - he says more can and will be done -
so which of you is lying?
..
"Unka Donny
never lies..."
Subject: Idea for your tip
jar
Bart, leave that tip jar up there, but re-label
it,
"Buy Bartcop a Beer ($3.50)
Shot of Chinaco (8.00)
Shot of Chinaco Anejo Extra Aged (25.00)".
I guess I'd rather make a donation to a Democrat
with balls, but until one shows up, I'll be buying your drinks.
And since you're reading the sad news for me each
day, you're going to need a lot of them.
Randy
Randy, thanks for that.
...
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to leave a tip
Armor
Company can boost Humvee Armor Output by 22%
Thousands of maimings could have been prevented
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Excerpt:
Armor Holdings Inc., the sole supplier of protective
plates for the Humvee military vehicles,
said it could increase output by as much as 22
percent per month with no investment
and is awaiting
an order from the Army.
Rumsfeld said yesterday the Army was working
as fast as it can and supply is dictated by
"a matter of physics, not a matter of money.''
Robert Mecredy, president of Armor Holdings's
aerospace and defense group,
said in an interview today, "We're prepared to
build 50 to 100 vehicles more per month,''
and
is awaiting an order from the Army.
Instead of producing 450 armored vehicles per
month, they could be doing 550, but they're still
awaiting
an order from the Army. That's
an extra hundred vehicles a month
times the 21 months we've been over there = an
extra 2100 armored Humvees that weren't asked for.
Every time an unarmored Humvee rolled over a
mine in the road, the soldiers inside were maimed or killed
and they had the capability to armor up an extra
2100 vehicles but they didn't bother making the phone call?.
Bush and Rummy are still trying to win this
quagmire on the cheap.
You see, it's more important that the money goes
to tax cuts for the super-rich, not armor for soldiers.
So why did the soldiers vote for less armor?
Comments?
Dead Iraqi
boy holding white surrender flag
This is what the rest of the world is seeing from Iraq.
In the US, the networks hide this to protect Bush.
I can't verify that this is true, but what if it is?
How many more, and how much longer?
http://fallujahinpictures.com/
Quotes
"What is the role of a free and independent press?
Is it to be a passive conduit responsible only for the
delivery of information between a government
and its people? Is it to aggressively print allegation and rumor
independent of accuracy or fairness? Is it to
show boobies? No. The role of a free press is to be the people's
eyes and ears, providing not just information
but access, insight and, most importantly, context."
--From "America (The Book)" by Jon Stewart, named the 2004 Book
of the Year by Publishers Weekly
..
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Subject: Rumfield questioner
Spec. Thomas
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6679801/
"It's all about duty, and he felt compelled to be
over there," Wilson said, adding
that she and her ex-husband voted for Bush and
support him "100 percent."
Thank you for your service, Spec. Wilson. But
YOU voted for no armor for troop vehicles.
YOU voted for stop loss. YOU voted for
a war of choice in Iraq. YOUR time to rebel has passed.
And since YOU and YOUR WIFE support the Chimp 100%,
aren't you being hypocritical?
I mean, it's not like you didn't know what the
situation was Election day.
What exactly did you think the Smirking chimp was
going to do to improve your situation?
Michael W
Comments?
Iraqi man
shot in his home, apparently while sleeping.
This is what the rest of the world is seeing from Iraq.
In the US, the networks hide this to protect Bush.
I can't verify that this is true, but what if it is?
How many more, and how much longer?
http://fallujahinpictures.com/
Quotes
"Rumsfeld has gotta be prepared for whatever questions
he's going to get. He can't say he
shouldn't be prepared for them. You can't have
any sympathy for Rumsfeld on this, but I think
it's just fair that you know how it happened.
It was a set-up question from a reporter."
--Rush (R-lying Nazi whore) pretending
the armor question isn't legit, after 1281 dead soldiers Attribution
Comments?
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Why are most Democrats this way
and why are most Republicans that way?
Lighten
up, sports
by Gene Lyons
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Excerpt:
Like many sports fans, I see games as a refuge.
A refuge from what?
Well, what have you got? Republicans, Democrats,
the Iraq war, traffic jams, Rush Limbaugh,
Antonin Scalia, Michael Moore, The New York Times,
FOXNews, CNN, telemarketers,
televangelists, telephones, e-mail, the Internet,
the IRS, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
and the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Do I make
myself clear? That said, I have zero
interest in NASCAR, the latest quasi-athletic fad
attracting basically the same audience that
gets off on professional wrestling. And I don't
feel the least bit guilty about it, either. Making
an infernal racket with internal combustion engines
has long been the favorite outdoor pastime
of the influential Moron American community, but
why would anybody pay to hear it?
Comments?
Subject: Michael Moore out of
context
In Vol. 1456 you took Michael Moore out of context.
He didn't say Bush protected America, but that
that was the story the Republicans were selling.
He contrasted them to the Democrats, who had no
story.
I'm not a fan of Moore's, but it's a reasonable
point and he was pretty clear about it.
John Fitz.
John, I am a fan of Moore's and I didn't intend for that
to be an attack.
What I wrote was,
>I wouldn't call that 'selling out,' but I'm pretty sure that I'm never
going to be that nice to The Monkey.
Moore did use those words, and since the media is wall-to-wall GOP spinners,
they don't need Moore's help.
Instead of saying "They had a better message," Moore could've said, "It
puzzles me why the people of America
voted for more war, more arrogance, higher taxes and fewer jobs.
The fact that a few people (not me) are calling Moore "a sellout" means
something, but I'm not sure what.
Some are blaming him for Kerry's defeat, which is bogus, too.
Comments?
Election 2004's
Myths & Mysteries
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
Click Here
Excerpt:
...Bush chalked up these vote totals after compiling
one of the poorest records of any recent president:
a sluggish economy, huge government deficits, a
weakening dollar, a catastrophic war in Iraq and loss
of respect for the United States around the world.
Karl Rove estimated that 4 million Evangelical
voters stayed home in 2000, meaning that even if they all
voted in 2004 for Bush, that would still leave
more than 7 million votes to explain.
Plus, think back on Election 2000 when the Republican
base was burning with a fierce determination to
oust the hated Clinton-Gore crowd. Why would millions
of Republican voters stay home in 2000, yet flood
the polling places in 2004 despite the discouraging
results of Bush's first term and the turnout enthusiasm
on the Democratic side?
Yet, instead of working to make sense of Bush's
vote totals and examining the extraordinary outcome on
a county-by-county basis, the mainstream news media
has mostly dismissed questions of voting fraud as
Internet-driven "conspiracy theories."
Comments?
This is the
ethics guide the networks use.
Quotes
"We all hope there will never be another terrorist
attack in the United States. But there could be,
since we have not eliminated the terrorist
threat. Instead, we have gone off and made it worse by
invading Iraq. There could be, because we are
stimulating people to join terrorist organizations by
our activities in Iraq. There could be because
we are spending money destroying Iraq rather than
creating homeland security here at home."
-- Richard Clarke, who warned Bush & Condi
that Osama was coming, but Bush went on vacation Attribution
Comments?
Subject: Joseph Heller
Hi Bart,
I reply to your post of the Joseph Heller quote: actually,
Joseph Heller wrote Catch-22.
Maybe you're thinking of Edward Teller, self-styled "Father
of the A-bomb."
Cheers
malc
Joseph Heller wrote "Catch-22"
StlSaxMan
Bart,
Joseph Heller wrote the fantastic anti-war novel "Catch-22",
Edward Teller was the father of the U.S. Hydrogen
bomb.
That link talked about neither.
You've still got more accuracy than the evening
news.
Keep the hammer swinging.
Doug in Seattle
Joe Heller wrote Catch-22
Ed Teller worked on the bomb
Mark G
Hey, Bart,
Joseph Heller is not "the bomb dude."
You're thinking of Hungarian-born physicist Edward
Teller.
Joseph Heller is famous for the book "Catch-22",
a story of WW II aviators who
keep getting their quota of missions completed,
only to see the military up the number
of missions needed for discharge. Sound familiar?
Talk about life imitating art!
Ann in Philly
AUTHOR-GREAT GUY
You are thinking of Teller
The Kennedy family
I assume this was a joke. But in case it
wasn't...
Joseph Heller wrote "Catch-22"
Brian C
You were thinking of William Teller the father
of the A bomb.
More useless trivia that I no longer need.
Jim
..
Joseph Heller wrote the extremely popular book
Catch 22.
Keep on swingin'
Andrew F
No, he wasn't the bomb dude....that was Teller.
Heller was the Catch-22 dude.
He was a writer of books...Catch-22 was his most
famous one.
Tom T
Joseph Heller was the author of Catch-22
Gerald M
I do not find the quote in the linked article.
Nor do I know who you mean by "the bomb dude".
There are probably many Joseph Hellers, but the
one I know was a WWII vet who later wrote "Catch 22"
about the craziness of being a WWII pilot. The
quote may be from that book, but not the opinion of Heller.
It sound like something his character Milo Minderbinder
would say. That character was always stealing from
the army and selling things on the black market.
Heller also wrote a play called "We bombed in New
Haven". So in one sense he was the bomb dude.
Thomas K
I thought Joseph Heller wrote Catch22.
Steve T
..
Um...are you thinking of Edward Teller, called "father
of the H bomb?"
Joseph Heller wrote "Catch-22," in which (among
a great many other things)
a soldier named Milo Minderbinder is a war "enterpreneur."
G Denby
No, Joseph Heller wasn't the bomb dude. He
was the author of Catch-22.
Anthony M. S
Joseph Heller wrote the funniest anti-war novel
ever: Catch 22.
Jeezus... read the fucking book. I've read it at
least 10 times,
but even one reading is enough to put you
off war for life!
John F
He wrote Catch-22, a novel about the absurdity
of war and our government, among other things.
It's a great read.
Carolyn McC
Didn't he write "Catch-22"?
George
No, Edwin Teller was the "father of the H-Bomb" (not
a very nice epitaph, actually).
Joseph Heller wrote what John Lennon called the
greatest anti-war book ever written: Catch-22
Sam the pillar
He's the author of Catch-22...
Catherine P
Heller wrote Catch-22
Mark T
you're thinking of Edward Teller
he was the bomb dude. joseph heller wrote catch
22.
im sure you have been informed of this already:)
keep up the good work man!
HowardS
..
Joseph Heller is "Catch 22."
Edward Teller is "Father of the H-bomb."
Eric X
Joseph Heller wrote the novel 'Catch-22'.
Maybe you're thinking of Edward Teller?
Keep swingin' that hammer!
Tom D
Bart, you wrote:
> Joseph Heller, ...wasn't he the bomb dude?
No Bart. He was the author of Catch 22.
Clell H
I mentioned this (with a smile, because it's funny)
in BCR
Show 61
In BCR
Show 60, I gave away a free
trip to Vegas for everyone with
decent credit and a cell phone.
I didn't hear one peep from anybody - nothing
- nada - zero - zip - zilch - crickets chirping...
But if I make a mistake, I hear from people I
went to grade school with :)
Years ago, I said Pasteur discovered penicillin
...and Perkel's server melted from the correction
mail.
Comments?
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and they make great Christmas
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Subject: BCR Show 60 unsubscribe
your comments on Al Jazeera stopped me cold.
I listened for a couple of minutes to make sure
you were saying what I thought you were saying.
Then I spent the next hour googling and reading
about Al Jazeera.
WJ
Update:
In BCR Show 61, I said, if Al Jazeera is going to show the marine shooting
the mosque guy 24/7,
they should show the Zarquawi beheadings, which they censored because they
wanted to be "sensitive."
IF Al
Jazeera shows the American atrocities 24/7, they should show both sides.
IF Al
Jazeera continues to incite the locals with half the facts, we should
take them out.
I didn't say, "Murder them," I said "Give them an hour to
flee the building, then blow it up."
Why let Al Jazurra broadcast "Kill the devil dog
Americans," while we idly stand by?
WJ, if my facts are wrong, straighten me out, OK?
I assume you're against filtered news that's killing Americans, right?
Comments?
Meet Mike
Malloy
..
Atlanta
Truthseekers:
Mike will speak before the Atlanta Democrat
Meet-Up Group
at their year-end holiday meeting at Carpe Diem
in Decatur GA on Wed. 12/15 at 7PM.
All are welcome to attend:
105 Sycamore Place in Decatur, Georgia
404-687-9696
Go meet Mike, and tell him, "Bart says Hey!"
Comments?
Musclehead
to Keep Tax Returns Private
"Screw those Girlieman sunshine laws..."
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Excerpt:
California's Musclehead has declined to release
his tax returns, saying it could
compromise a blind trust he set up to manage his
wealth after winning office.
Steroidboy set up the trust last year to avoid
conflicts of interest.
"To keep it blind from the governor you have to keep
it blind from the public,"
said Schwarzenegger spokesmanliar Rob
Stutzman. California governors are
not required by law to disclose their tax returns,
but past governors have done so.
Maybe he doesn't want people to know how much
oil stock he has?
Comments?
McCain Disdains
Annan's G.O.P. Critics
by Joe Conason
Click Here
Excerpt:
Senator John McCain, for instance, sounds utterly
unimpressed by Norm Coleman's grandstanding.
Asked whether he believes that Mr. Annan should
step down, the Arizona Republican and outspoken
hawk replied, "No. I think that we should have
a full and complete investigation and then make decisions
like that. I think Coleman is kind
of a symptom of some dissatisfaction within Congress about the U.N.
- but no, I think we need a full and complete
investigation, and there's plenty of time to decide whether
people should keep their jobs or not."
Comments?
Marty's Entertainment
Page
Rumsfeld's
Muddy Quagmire
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Excerpt:
Triumphant after his "mandate" from
the people, President Bush, to date, has announced the retirement
of eight cabinet members. Although many of these
government officials were lackluster at best, the cabinet's
worst performer is still in his seat. Donald Rumsfeld
should have been the first cabinet officer fired, but the
unflappable Secretary of Defense has been asked
back for a return engagement in Bush's second term.
The secret to Rumsfeld's "success" is
not competence or contribution, but charisma.
So Rummy is staying at Defense, even tho he's the worst performer we've
ever had in that position
and we're also getting more of John Snow, who's done so well with the economy.
Jon Stewart was right - the biggest fuck-ups get to stay.
Comments?
Subject: BCR Show 61 feedback
Started downloading the radio show again.
Damn you're getting good!
Randy
....
Doubled
up Quotes
"There ought to be a medal to reward the courage
demonstrated yesterday by Army Spc. Thomas Wilson.
To the cheers of his comrades, Wilson asked
Rumsfeld, "Why do we soldiers have to dig through local
landfills for pieces of scrap metal and compromised
ballistic glass to uparmor our vehicles?"
Rumsfeld's flinty response: "You go to war
with the army you have, not the army you might want
or wish to have at a later time." In other
words, quit your bellyaching."
--Seattle
Post-Intelligencer, Attribution
"Rummy treated Thomas Wilson as if he were
a pesky Pentagon reporter. The defense chief
used the same coldly cantankerous tone and
squint he displays in press briefings, an attitude
that long ago wore thin. He did everything
but slap the kid in the hospital bed."
--Maureen Dowd, Attribution
Comments?
The 2005
Great American Conservative Women Calendar
...includes Ann Coulter, Phyllis Schlafly and former radio she-Nazi Laura
Schlessinger.
I wonder which Laura picture they used for their calendar?
.....
If you have a problem with Laura Schlessinger spreading her legs
for a camera,
don't write to me - write
to her and ask, "Dr. Laura - how could you? What
about the children?"
She's certainly a great conservative role model for young strippers
and whores.
Subject: Moore on Leno
To quote Foghorn Leghorn:
"That's a joke, son!"
Seriously, if you can't spot the obvious sarcasm
in Moore's comments then you're not looking too hard.
He came right out and said that the "story" the
Republicans sold to the voters had nothing to do with
whether or not what they said was *true*. But
it was the more popular story.
<snippage>
It wasn't Moore saying what *he* thought of Bush.
It's called context... and sometimes it's not as
obvious as it looks.
Brian C - Kerry voter
You could be right, but when one says, "Out
of the ashes of September 11th rose one man,
and he stood on the rubble of lower Manhattan
with a bullhorn, and he said, "I will protect you."
And he did. And we were never attacked again," that's
some deep-ass irony.
Comments?
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Powell Says
He Won't Run for Office
How could he? He helped kill 1275 soldiers with his lies
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Excerpt:
Colin Powell (R-Lying Tom) said Thursday he won't
seek political office,
dismissing suggestions that he run for governor
or senator in New York.
Some state Republicans have urged Powell to challenge
Hillary,
but he knows he'd get his ass kicked and he'd hate
to lose to a girl.
Comments?
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Subject: BCR # 61 feedback
Yo, Bart - finished all of part 1 and half of
part 2 this morning.
How was it?
Well, I turned off Air America radio to listen
to it... so I'd say you're rockin'.
I still think you oughtta offer some higher bandwidth
feeds.
Say, pay an extra $5 a month and get 'em at 128K
or sumpin'.
Also, maybe fill in the ID3 tags?
That's just technical stuff.
One factual issue:
You rail against ABC and Arby's as being republican
greedmongers.
Read it and weep:
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Then...
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I think Choosetheblue is new. Ya oughtta
hype it. It's pretty cool.
Keep it swingin', bart.
The amount that needs work vs. the amount that
rawks
is like the size of Tom Delay's heart vs. the size
of his soft money contributions.
Seth
Seth, thanks for that.
First thing:
I'm a gambler, so I'm going to post those two links blind.
My bet is that you're going to show some positives from ABC and Arby's,
and I'll stipulate to that.
Interesting thought about the extra-fee 128K CDs, because it would spilt
the diff between
economic low-band streaming vs my busy ass standing in line
at the Post Office all afternoon.
Is there any interest in this?
Click Here if
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...and what are ID3 tags?
Quotes
"President Bush visited with soldiers yesterday in
an effort to fuck up morale.
I'm sorry, that's buck up morale. ...
[Video of Bush: 'Today's war on terror will not
end with a ceremony on the deck of a battleship.']
Mr. President, if you're asking me not to trust
ceremonies on the deck of battleships, I'm way ahead of you."
--Jon
Stewart
Comments?
Subject: Sharpton
Huh? You're taking up for Al Sharpton?
The "Rev." who never had a church?
Who lives high on - "fees?" Since when
do leopards change their spots?
Are we supposed to ignore this racist bigot's infamous
feces-smeared Tawana Brawley lie?
IF that
was a mistake, it happened what, 20 years ago?
Bush has killed 1,000 Americans in the last year - your outrage needs proportion.
Or, while we're at it, forget about Jesse Jackson's
equally bigoted "Hymietown" slur directed
at the entire city of New York? (Not to mention
his intitial lying about his illegitimate daughter.)
I believe that actually happened, what 20 years ago?
Bush has killed 100,000 civilians in Iraq so far.
Or Colin Powell's equally bigoted defense of "Don't
ask, don't tell?"
And his son's lie/ignorance regarding the source
of all those complaints to the FCC about Janet Jackson't nipple?
"Don't ask, don't tell?" is pro-gay rights
- what's your problem with that?
And yes, Michael Powell is a walking handjob.
A bigot is a bigot - at least until they retract
their remarks.
And even then, only time - and their subsequent
actions - will tell.
But apparently 20 years isn't long enough for you...
These three are the best "the community" can
come up with?
I'm not sure what you want from me, there.
That list is yours.
At least inebriated car-jumping hood-denting woman-assaulting
ear-chomping Mike Tyson is honestly psychotic.
And George Foreman's just trying to reduce the
fat content in our diet. But neither, to my knowledge, ever slammed
whites or gays or Jews while sucking well-meaning
financial support from "the community" to live large, support
hidden illegitimate offspring or deny fellow Americans
the right to serve their country in the military.
Please.
Two words for Al Sharpton: one's a verb,
the other a pronoun.
Bob
Bob, you're obviously free to hate and scream personal slurs at whommever
you want.
Tell me, if you were famous, would your record the last 20 years be perfectly
spotless?
Comments?
Gunman kills
ex-Pantera guitarist on stage
Four dead in Ohio - Cop shoots gunman to save fifth victim
..
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Excerpt:
When Damageplan launched into its
first thunderous riffs, and then a man ran the length
of the stage and opened fire, shooting the lead
guitarist at least five times in the head.
The gunman then began firing into the crowd before
he was shotgunned by police
Witnesses reported hearing the shooter accuse Abbott
of breaking up his former band, Pantera.
It happened on the 24th anniversary of John Lennon's
murder
I didn't know Darrell but I've been in his Arlington studio - watching
Rick from Del Castillo
record some hard rock for his old group, Akasha. That's
really gotta suck, some handjob
comes out of nowhere and takes your life. That's another reason why
you have to have a
good time every day because you never know when your last day is
coming.
Also, think about that cop. He's riding in his car and gets a call about "shots
fired" at a club,
so all alone, he sneaks in and has to make a life-and-death decision in
the blink of an eye.
What if the GOP had their way, and every kid in that nightclub
was packing, and when the
first shots rang out, everyone pulled out their guns? What
would the cop have done then?
Comments?
Bush's American
soldier body count in Iraq
"Fallujah is going to be right up there among the
most successful battles in Iraq.
It's where the rubber meets the road. That is where
our heroes did their best.''
Maj. Tom Davis, 45, of St. Cloud, Minn.
1263, 1273, 1276,
1281, dead heroes so far.
They got 5 since
yesterday.
Wasted lives, ruined families - all for Bush greed
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Vote for Farenheit
9/11 at the People's
Choice Awards
http://www.pcavote.com/voting/film/f01.shtml
Quotes
"Journalism is hanging around watching what happened
and reporting, Mr. Pitts.
You put a question in the mouths of a National
Guardsman, made sure he was called on,
and reported this as though it was a spontaneous
event."
--Rush (R-lying Nazi whore) pretending our
soldiers are too stupid
to
know they need armor to survive unless a "liberal" reporter tells them, Attribution
Subject: Stuttering John
This is an easy one, not only because John's wife
is one of the past stars of Tony n' Tina's Wedding
and a lovelier lass I have never met. She hangs
at the same bar as my big shot actor friends in the city.
Last year when it was up in the air as to whether
Big Bird (Stern?) was
going to be sent to jail for talking dirty,
John got an offer from Leno and figured he'd better
take it before he was out of a job. Leno tabbed John because
he figured it would be a back door way to get Stern
on the show more often and attract Stern fans. It didn't work.
Because Jay went behind Stern's back to court
John,
Stern won't have anything to do with Leno now.
He's called Leno every name in the book to his
face.
He's not mad at John because the guy had to do
what he had to do.
They didn't know where the show was going at the
time. They offered and he jumped.
John spent alot of time with a speech coach to
lose the stutter. Leno didn't want it.
John stepped in shit but he doesn't even call
into the show anymore. Not that they care.
There is a small amount of bad blood left over.
Stern sees Leno as stealing his act, like he did
with the "Ask The Homeless" segments.
I'm sure there were many more quailfied candidates
than John. Don't ask me why.
I guess his wife and kids are still in NY but who
knows?
A funny bit is a tape of John with his speech
coach introducing
"Niggerless Cage" Tonight Show style on a practice
tape.
I liked the old John better but he has a family
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The Stern show misses him.
Rude Rich
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Calling him "the worst kind of monster" and undeserving
of sympathy, a prosecutor
urged jurors to sentence Scott Peterson to death
for murdering his pregnant wife.
"Two years ago today, the defendant, Scott Peterson,
bought a boat," said prosecutor Dave Harris.
That guilty, ...guilty bastard.
He bought a boat?
"He told Amber Frey that his wife was 'lost.'" said
prosecutor Dave Harris,
continuing to list all the
facts that proved Peterson was guilty of murdering his wife.
Dave Harris then showed a television news segment
recorded before Peterson was arrested
in which he sobbed uncontrollably and talked about
how much he missed his wife.
Well, ...I guess that just about does it for me...
If he sobbed while talking to Diane Sawyer about
his missing wife - he must be guilty.
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Bruce Yurgil
Bad Juju - Deep in the Bush by Kelly Vance
Attribution
We're now arriving at the third stage of George
W. Bush political caricatures.
The first stressed how dumb the man was.
Nobody much cared.
The second stressed the president's evil deeds.
He was reelected anyway.
Now, with the pulpy parodies in Bruce Yurgil's
Political Velocity show -- such as
The Crawford Wife's sci-fi-movie
riff -- Bush-bashing has moved into the realm of the fanciful.
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Michael Schiess, operator of Alameda's Lucky Ju
Ju Pinball/Gallery, found Bay Area artist Yurgil's work
while surfing the Web, and this week it goes on
display through January 5 at one of the East Bay's most
unique art spaces. There's a Friday-night opening
reception (6-midnight).
Lucky Ju Ju is at 713 E. Santa Clara Ave., Alameda.
510-205-9793
Bruce Yurgil
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