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 Update - I have most of BCR Show 66 in the can - it should
 be ready to send to Tommy tonight, so it should be up very soon.

 The move has really screwed up the timing on the page and the radio show.
 To make things worse, (why do things always get worse?) I've had to use eye drops for itchy eyes
 the last few days and the cats are wheezing -- we think that's because of the growing mold problem
 -- so we may have to move into a hotel until the relocation is complete.

 The only thing worse than moving is moving twice, so I'm asking everybody to have some patience
 with some lesser output for the next three weeks until we can get settled. Once we get out of Mold City
 things should get back to normal.

 Oh, and there's the treadmill stress test they're putting on the Bart heart.
 As John Lennon might say, "Let's hope we pass the audition."

 New page tomorrow and the new radio show is very near.
 
 

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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Rumsfeld's Secret Unit  Where is Miami's Riot Squad?  WMDuh!  Bush Scraps Fake Ally List 50 Loathsome people of 2004 Rose Mary Woods Dies Condi fails her way up Post-Inaugural Crimes  Good old Monkey Mail   Quote of the Day "Bush has asserted a right "to intervene in    the internal affairs of every nation on earth    and that is, quite simply, a recipe for endless war.    And war is the death of republics."       --Pat Buchanan,   Attribution

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 Quotes

"What was Trent Lott doing up there in front of the world, as master of ceremonies for
  Bush's inauguration. This is the one day that America really needs to show its best face
  -- not its "blackface"... Bush's best line of the day was when he said "our country must
  abandon all the habits of racism, because we cannot carry the message of freedom and
  the baggage of bigotry at the same time." And yet he allowed himself to be introduced
  by a 5-piece Samsonite set of bigotry. Talk about undercutting one's message."
    --Will Bunch,  Attribution

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 Secret Unit Expands Rumsfeld's Domain

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  Excerpt:
 The Pentagon, expanding into the CIA's historic bailiwick, has created a new espionage arm and is
 reinterpreting U.S. law to give Rumsfeld broad authority over clandestine operations abroad.
 The previously undisclosed organization, called the Strategic Support Branch, arose from Rumsfeld's
 written order to end his "near total dependence on CIA" for what is known as human intelligence.
 Designed to operate without detection and under the defense secretary's direct control, the Strategic
 Support Branch deploys small teams of case officers, linguists, interrogators and technical specialists
 alongside newly empowered special operations forces."
 

 If only the press or the Democrats were keeping an eye on these invasion-happy monsters.
 But no - they're cheerleaders for the Murdering Monkey.

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 Quotes

"It's a sad day for his family and his country. All of us who came after are pretenders.
  We will not see the likes of him again. He gave me a shot on his show and in doing so,
  he gave me a career. A night doesn't go by that I don't ask myself, 'What would Johnny have done?'
  He has been greatly missed since his retirement. Thank God for videotapes and DVDs.
  In this regard, he will always be around. He was the best, a star and a gentleman."
   --  Dave on Johnny

 Miami 'Riot' Squad: Where Are They Now?
  They rewrote history - they fought while the Democrats trembled

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  Excerpt:
 As we begin the second Bush administration, let's take a moment to reflect upon one of
 the most historic episodes of the 2000 battle for the White House -- the now-legendary
"Brooks Brothers Riot" at the Miami-Dade County polling headquarters.

 This was when dozens of "local protesters," actually mostly Republican House aides from
 Washington, chanted "Stop the fraud!" and "Let us in!" when the local election board tried to
 move the re-counting from an open conference room to a smaller space.

 With help from their GOP colleagues and others, we identified some of these Republican
 heroes of yore in a photo of the event.

 No. 1. Tom Pyle, who had worked for Rep. Tom DeLay (R-Tex.), went private sector
 a few months later, getting a job as director of federal affairs for Koch Industries.

 No. 7. Roger Morse, another House aide, moved on to the law and lobbying firm
 Preston Gates Ellis & Rouvelas Meeds. "I was also privileged to lead a team of Republicans
 to Florida to help in the recount fight," he told a legal trade magazine in a 2003 interview.

 No. 8. Duane Gibson, an aide on the House Resources Committee, was a solo lobbyist and
 with the Greenberg Traurig lobby operation. He is now with the Livingston Group as a consultant.
 
 

 While Al Gore was begging Democrats to stay away, the GOP was flying dozens of scumbags
 to Florida so they could threaten a riot that shut down the counting of the votes.

 Once again - the GOP wanted it and the Democrats just couldn't be bothered.
 We went thru the same thing on 2004 when Kerry deserted his post.

 Will we have to go thru it a third time when the 2008 candidate goes AWOL?

 Comments?

 WMDUH!

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  Excerpt:
 O.J. was fun. Monica Lewinsky was fun. "America's New War" was fun - there was a war
 at the end of that rainbow. But "We All Totally Fucked Up" is not fun. You can't make a whole
 new set of tv graphics for "We All Totally Fucked Up." There is no obvious location where
 Wolf Blitzer can do a somber, grimacing "We All Totally Fucked Up" live shot (above an
"Operation We All Totally Fucked Up" bug in the corner of the screen). Hundreds of reporters
 cannot rush to stores to buy special khakis or rain slickers or Kevlar vests in preparation for
"We All Totally Fucked Up." They would have to wear their own clothes and stand, not in front
 of burning tanks or smashed Indonesian hovels, but in front of their own apartments.

 That is why we will never get four months of the truth, to match four months of preposterous bullshit.
 The business is not designed for it. It just can't happen.

 Comments?

 Subject: the soldiers need help

 Are you aware they need food?  On anysoldier.com there are requests for some food.
 There is a captain currently requesting Listerine as many are sick and they want to avoid
 others getting sick and rubber gloves to help stop spreading the sore throat and sickness.

 They said the food in mess is so riddled with bacteria they are trying to avoid it (thank you very much Halliburton).
 Women soldiers have no Tampax or similar products for their periods.  The water problem is a serious problem.
 And this waste of human flesh president dances the night away wasting money that could help our troops.
 I am so angry I am shaking.

 They are asking that we send them microwavable items as they are trying to avoid mess food since it's contaminated.
 Also if they are in the field and miss meals it's too bad.
 They also need transformers as the power is 220 and they have 110 voltage items.
 If you go to anysoldier.com you will see requests.  It is so unbelievable.  Someone has to do something.

 We are sending top ramen as this was requested and Tampax to the women.
 We also sent some Easy Mac.   We aren't well off but send what we can when we can.
 Dammit this president is so evil.  So GD evil!!!!

 Sue

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 Quotes

"Being Johnny's friend was an honor. To hear of his sudden death, a great shock.
  He was so much more than just the 'King of Late Night,' he was a real intellect
  with broad interests; thankfully, many of which he was able to enjoy in the last decade.
  It is a terrible loss to his friends. I am deeply saddened."
    -- Chevy Chase, in Steve Martin's poker club with Johnny

  Comments?

 Subject: protest signs very prominent

 Hi Bart,

 I refused to watch Bush speak but I flipped on MSNBC for the procession,
 and the first thing I saw over a reporter's shoulder were TWO BARTCOP SIGNS!

 Goddamn I was happy, and my wife smiled for the first time all day too.
 Keep swinging the hammer, and a bunch of thanks to the people who showed up
 and said "We're Fighters."  Great show, excellent planning, my kind of people.

 Don the Day Trader

 Comments?

 Beware if your blog is related to work

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 Too hot for Delta Airlines

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Be careful what you blog. It could get you fired.
 Delta Airlines flight attendant Ellen Simonetti said she got the boot for hers.

 With blogging going mainstream and millions of Americans logging details of their everyday lives,
 including work, a growing number of people are getting into hot water for being too candid about their jobs.

 Some workers have been fired for revealing confidential information. Others have been let go for openly
 griping about their co-workers or bosses, potentially poisoning their relationships with colleagues.

"Firing people because of their blogs is a ridiculous trend," said Simonetti, 29, who lives in Austin, Texas.

  Comments?

 Subject: solution torture

 Hey bart
 Don't run away from the problem.

 Running away?
 My solution gets the job done.
 That's very different from running away.
 

 There's an easy and honest way to sort this out.
 Hold a survey of bartcop readers.

 I'll go first.
 It is always inexcusable, with no exceptions, and in all cases, to torture anybody, even a certainly guilty man.

 I'm not surprised if you think otherwise - you're a product of a violent society.
 Wal from Down Under
 

 Wal, thanks for that, but I'm glad you're not my dad.
 If I was a kidnapped kid and about to be murdered, I'd like to think my family would
 do anything to get me back - and screw the rules that prevented them from saving me..

  Comments?

 The 50 Most Loathsome people of 2004

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 Ann gets free fries at any McDonalds

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  Excerpt:
 50. Ann Coulter

 Crimes: Coulter plummets down the list as she slips into irrelevance. As her columns degenerate further into absurd,
 incoherent attacks against her own personal paranoid fantasy of fanged, drooling, Saddam-loving liberals who hate
 America and childish France-bashing, we find our outrage slowly giving way to a baffled "I can't believe I used to go
 out with you" feeling. Her arguments are ridiculous, her vitriol forced, her hatchet face even harder to look at.
 Still, she insulted a one-armed war veteran, called reports of the hundreds of tons of missing munitions in Iraq false,
 claimed Wesley Clark was pro-infanticide, and blamed Abu Ghraib on the presence of women in the armed forces
  - they're not all like you, Ann - and on and on. It's just not worth debunking someone who has no credibility in the first place.

 Smoking Gun: Has credibility in the minds of more people than we can stomach acknowledging.

 Punishment: Skull crushed with rock.

 Comments?

 Subject: ha ha

 Typical Bart tactic, with which I have become all too familiar.
 Strip a quote out of a reader's comment (usually butcher it, as well)
 and twist it to suit Bart's pre-conceived idiotology.

 I'm not sure why people enjoy accusing me of that.
 People tend to send long-ass, multi-subject e-mail that ramble on and on and on,
 and then they get all snippy when I have the gall to cut away some of the excess clutter.

 Matt's original e-mail here

 I assume he's talking about the opening paragraph:

> Wow -- two emails in less than a week. It's because I really like your site
> and read it regularly. I would subscribe if you could somehow find it in
> your heart to apologize to Ralph Nader and his supporters.

 For the sake of time, for the sake of brevity,
 I "stripped" that paragraph, I "butchered" that paragraph to:

> I would subscribe if you could somehow find it in your heart
> to apologize to Ralph Nader and his supporters.

 Do you, the reader, see "stripping there?"
 Do you see "butchering" there?
 Isn't that sentence (word for word) the thrust of his argument?
 Am I a bad guy for wanting people to get to the damn point?
 

 You ripped my Nader comment out of a reply to you on your short-sighted
 stance on torture (no rebuttal on that little tidbit, of course).

 No, that's what your viewpoint sees because you don't have all the facts.

 The torture subject is going to be addressed on the radio show because so many
 people wrote, and answering them is going to take a while and once again, in an
 attempt to prevent the reader from being bored to f-ing tears, I chose to address
 the bogus torture charges verbally to save a few thousand words on the page.

 Maybe - after I do 10,000 issues - people might understand that I don't have to
 run away from any subject or any topic?  There are no sentences you can throw
 at me that will make me run under a table and wet myself with fear.
 

 No one I know is gloating over anything that happened in 2000.

 Then you have failed to read the back pages.
 That's not a crime, but when you make an accusation (that I'm making up
 the gloating part) you should be more certain of your "facts."
 

 I'd challenge you (again) to a debate on the Nader-bashing Big Lie of 2000,
 but not only couldn't you handle it, it's water way under the bridge.

 ha ha
 Yeah, I'm famous for running away from debates because I can't handle them.
 You also claim you're challenging me "again" because I ducked you last time, right?
 Who are you impressing with your faux bravado?
 Did you send a copy your snippy, baseless accusations to your friends?

 (Bart checks the latest figures...)
 There are 8548 unread e-mails in the "old mail" folder.
 There are 1070 unread e-mails in the "current" folder.
 There are   234 unread e-mails in the general purpose folder.
 That's 9852 unread e-mails, and you say your "challenge" is in that pile?
 And I ignored you because I'm a coward?
 Maybe you should get over your self-importance.
 

 The Democrat Party has gone way past that Big Lie into the Land of Irrelevance.
 Nader was right about that happening, too.

 Horseshit.
 Show me Nader's quote.
 

 He's no god -- he's human and makes mistakes like everyone else -- but he
 beats the crap out of anything you can offer on your side.

"Our side" got 48 percent of the vote.
 Your boy got what, one percent?
 Guess what - one doesn't beat 48.
 

 Believe it or not, I'm not mad at you.
 I'm too busy up here fighting the good fight, along with
 a lot of good folks, to get bogged down in scraps with you.

 ...but you had time to write and whine.
 

 As I've said every time, when the Big Fight comes, I know we'll be on the same side.
 Peace,
 Matt from Wisconsin
 

 Matt, maybe next time you shouldn't be so quick to proclaim that I can't handle your very tough questions
 or that I must use my "all too familiar tactics" to fit my "pre-conceived idiotology."

 You make a lousy first impression.

 Comments?

 Subject: funniest Johnny Carson line ever

 Bart:

 Let me premise this by saying I was very sad to see Johnny go off the air in 92...
 There wasn't a night in my lifetime up until then that The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson wasn't on...
 Hell, my mother even said I was conceived during The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.... DURING A COMMERCIAL.  ha ha.

 The best line EVER was when Johnny said during his monologue, "I didn't realize my girlfriend
 was using spermicidal foam until I looked into the mirror and CUJO was staring back at me."

 HA HA HA.... Only the KING could ever have gotten away with that!

 A shot of Chinaco to Johnny Carson... the King of Kings...to say he will be missed is a grossly embarrassing understatement.

 Keep swingin'
 Sano

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 Quotes

"Ending tyranny in the world? Tyranny is a very bad thing
  and quite wicked, but one doesn't expect we're going to
  eradicate it any time soon. Again, this is not heaven, it's earth."
     --Peggy Noonan, (R-Insane) criticizing Dubya's speech as naive,   Attribution
 

 Remember this crazy lady?
 She said God sent the dolphins to carry Elian Gonzalez from Cuba to Florida.
 She'd fit right in with the Religiously-Insane Administration.

 Comments?

 Subject: comment

 Matthews and Russert are among the few tabloid network commentators
 who ask hard questions I would consider them good guys.

 Ray Davies
 

 Ray, I disagree, but I'm not going to attack you for having that opinion.
 Since Russert was a leader in the Great Cock Hunt of 1998,

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 ...he has asked NO tough questions of any Republican.
 One Sunday his guest was John Podesta, and Russert badgered him again and again
 to tell him EXACTLY what Clinton hyad done with Monica, as tho some White House
 employee would have those answers, but that didn't stoip Russert.  It was during
 impeachment that Russert earned his "bulldog" honors.

 But when the subject was lying America into a war that killed 1370 soldiers,
 the "bulldog" went limp and asked friend-puppy questions of all Republicans.

 Didn't you see Russert's big interview with Bush last year?
 Granted, Russert did ask the tough questions, such as "How can you justify the
 dead when it turns out Saddam had no WMDs at all?" and Bush would answer,
 "Tim, it's my job to protect America!" and that was good enough for Russert.

 The entire hour was like that - Bush never once was made to answer a single question.
 Perhaps if Bush's "crime" was a blow job instead of getting 1370 soldiers killed,
 Russert would've played the bulldog, but since it was the deaths of American soldiers
 and not a big and juicy blow job that Russert could whip into a ratings frenzy,
 there was no reason to demand answers like he did from John Podesta.
 
 

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 Post-Inaugural Crimes

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  Excerpt:
 The reality we progressives have to face is that Bush&Co., with a compliant
 mainstream media in their pocket, are moving their political juggernaut full-steam ahead,
 not disguising in the least their reckless, rapacious agenda.

 Here's a list of nine post-Inauguration things we know about our current situation.
 How we progressives, liberals and moderates deal with these stomach-churning
 political realities will determine our future, and likely the future of our country and the globe.

 Comments?

 Subject: Fr. Mushroom on Carson

 St. Bartholomew,

 I was only a little fungus, but I remember that the last television wedding with any dignity whatsoever
 was on the Tonight Show in the sixties, when Tiny Tim married Miss Vicki. I remember for years it was
 the most-watched TV program in history, broken only by the moon landing.

 When I think about it, how refreshing that was: two loving flower children sharing their wedding on television.
 And how un-Fox-like: no one was shamed to the point of becoming suicidal, no one was forced to eat cow eyeballs
 or swim through a cesspool, and they didn't follow the couple into the honeymoon suite so we could watch them
 screw under the bedspread through a green "night vision" hidden camera.

 When it comes to television, the sixties was a Golden Age. Bonanza, Carson, Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In,
 the Man from U.N.C.L.E., Bob Hope in Vietnam, Huntley, Brinkley, Cronkite, Reynolds...and the Flintstones
 in prime-time. We've lost something since then.

 Blessings,
 Fr. Mushroom

 Subject: my radio show

 Hey, everybody!

 Go to www.uhhradio.com right now and listen to Get Your Rock Off
 with Houston right now and every Monday from 4pm to 6pm Hawaiian time
 (6 to 8 West Coast/ 9 to 11 in the East).

 Rock on now!
 Houston
 

 Houston is a veteran of Bartfest West 2002.

 Comments?

 White House Scraps 'Coalition of the Willing' List

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  Excerpt:
 The White House has scrapped its list of Iraq allies known as the 45-member "coalition of the willing,"
 which Washington used to back its argument that the 2003 invasion was a multilateral action, an official
  said on Friday. The senior administration official, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the
 White House replaced the coalition list with a smaller roster of 28 countries with troops in Iraq
 sometime after the June transfer of power to an interim Iraqi government."
 

 This was always a sham and a charade and every news organization in America went along.
 Bush never had more than his Poodle, Australia and Spain - and he called that 45 or 60 nations
 and the gullible sheep in the Washington press corpse went along like it was true.

 I'm so ashamed of the American whore press.

  Comments?

 Quotes

 "He's Woodrow Wilson on amphetamines."
  --Pat Buchanan, on Dubya's speech,  Attribution

  Comments?

 Loyal Nixon Secretary Rose Mary Woods Dies

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  Excerpt:
 In 1973, Rose Mary Woods emerged from the relative obscurity of typing letters and juggling schedules.
 The devoted secretary of President Nixon was in the middle of the Watergate crisis.  Woods, who ignited
 a firestorm when she said she inadvertently erased part of a crucial Watergate tape where Nixon confessed
 to being a dirty, rotten, corrupt bastard, died Saturday south of Cleveland. She was 87.

 Seen in the photo above, Woods showed how easy it was to be on the phone as she "accidentally" erased
 the tapes that are out of her reach in the machine in the lower left hand corner. Apparently, she had a reach
 second only to Michael Jordon - OR she erased the tapes on purpose to help her corrupt boss.

  Comments?

 Condi fails her way right to the top
    saw it on smirkingchimp

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  Excerpt:
 Rice pudding: Equal measures of glibness, obfuscation and self-righteousness stirred
 around the only interests she recognizes -- whatever Bush is thinking or wants.

 Condoleezza Rice served up her favorite recipe to members of the Senate Foreign Relations
 Committee at her confirmation hearing and, sadly, all but two were able to stomach the intellectual slop.

 In an administration where the transparently disingenuous thrive, where sticking to the company line
 brings rewards and sucking up to the boss is the supreme virtue, Dr. Condoleezza Rice has no equal.

 Stamped into her character is this simple truth: The truth doesn't matter.
 Her job, as she sees it, is blindly to carry out the will of George W. Bush.

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           "We love Condi - we want her to like us, too!"

 Comments?

 Subject: Tim Conway on Carson

 Tim Conway told a story about his trip to the tropics where he lost a cousin in a shark attack.
 It seems his cousin jumped from a tour boat to swim the 100 or so yards to shore when,
 out of the blue, a shark appeared.  The cousin was a strong swimmer and would have
 probably made it to shore safe and sound, if he had not been wearing his lucky ham!!

 Tim told this with a very sad, straight face.  It took about two seconds for Johnny and
 everyone in the audience to realize it was a joke.  The had to go to commercial so that
 everyone could regain their composure.  I still laugh out loud when I THINK about the joke.

 p.s.-BC for Prez.

 LeRoy B

 Quotes

"She has a Stepford quality."
       --Eleanor Clift, on Condi, who wishes she was married to The Monkey  Attribution
 

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 Quotes

"It's hard to believe we have come to this as a country. Blustering around the world,
  threatening sovereign nations with destruction, bankrupting our own treasury,
  polluting at will and then irresponsibly foisting the whole mess off on our own kids
  to deal with as best they may in some future generation."
     --George Ochenski, "Dancing while they die"    Attribution

 Comments?

 Subject: Chaos is the key to raping Iraq

 Good point Bart, regarding the influx of insurgents across the borders resulting in 'chaos'.

 Think about it.  We're in Iraq to get the oil.  In order to pump $100,000,000+ of oil out of
 the ground each day, without having to 'account' for it, is, you guessed it, create chaos!

 So long as there is chaos the BFEE can steal oil.  Plain and simple.
 What's a few hundred thousand deaths when you're talking trillions in the end?

 Why do you think the 400 tons of highly explosive plastics (which is most certainly being used now
 to kill American soldiers -  1 ounce to take a Humvee out) were abandoned by the US Marines
 (after they had secured it) and allowed to fall into the hands of insurgents?  An oversite.  Yea, sure.

 Chaos is the key to raping Iraq.  Expect it to be there for the next 5 years, or whenever enough
 insurgents come to bear to drive the imperialist monsters out.

 And they call us conspiracy nuts.  What a joke.
 LL
 Baker, FL

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 Subject: debate me, BartCop - you will lose

 When the history books are published, Mr. Bush will be regarded as an
 extremely intellectual, well loved leader that saved our Nation from ruination
 while uniting the World in peace with his exceptional diplomatic prowess.

 Bush has united the world in their fear and disgust for America.
 Bush will be (and already is) regarded as a war-mongering Monkey with no brain.
 

 Also, I'll imagine his command of the English Language and awe inspiring oratories
 will be remembered long after the mumblings and stumblings of such lightweights as
 Patrick Henry and Sir Winston Churchil have fallen by the wayside.

 What a stupid joke - Bush can't say "Hello" without making a mistake.
 Sure, FOX News and the networks keep calling Bush "another Chjurchill"
 but they're just whores looking to consolidate so they're kissing his ass.
 

 He will be hailed for the sizzling economy that brought us out of the terrible recession
 caused by the Clinton administration's squandering of the bounty amassed by the fruits
 of 12 years of fiscally sound Reganomics. (just as the warmongering communist FDR
 squandered Hoover's bounty by giving it to the lazy poor)

 Bush's sizzling economy?  Where?  When?

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                  Clearly, Bush is killing America
 

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                   While millions can't find jobs
 

 I can envision his strong family values and moral fiber becoming the
 foundation of a social awakening that will be the model for millenia.

 Murdering 100,000 Iraqi civilians is "strong family values?"
 Getting 1380 soldiers killed for personal profit is OK with you?
 

 You dare question his accountability?
 Telly

 I question your sanity, Hannity.

 Comments?

 Quotes

 "The Iraqis will be - will be just fine."
     --Killa Sleazy Rice, on the Iraqi election, Attribution

 Comments?

 Subject: signage expense (donation enclosed)

 Bart,
 the picture of the little screaming Iraqi girl covered with the blood of her murdered parents
 was as disturbing to me, for some reason, as the picture of the little Iraqi boy with his limbs blown off.

 How can Americans see pictures like that and still look at themselves in the mirror?
 All of those Bush-voting bastards need their noses rubbed in pictures like those.
 Why is it considered OK to kill and maim little kids, or their parents, just because they're poor and brown?

 Malipitas
 

 Mal, those pictures are acceptable because Bush has never been investigated for having sex.
 As long as he doesn't have sex, he can murder and maim and orphan hundreds of thousands of kids.
 They call it "having family values."
 

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