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Quotes
"We don't retract anything we do here because
we never lie and make things up
on this program. You know, at FOX News, I have
to tell you this, they haven't had
to retract one story, major story that I can
recall since they've been on the air."
--Rush the vulgar Pigboy who,
like FOX and Bush, have never lied or made a mistake, Attribution
Bush Praises Modest Pledge From NATO
Excerpt:
America's Monkey said Tuesday that the
nearly worthless, symbolic pledge from NATO to help
train Iraqi security forces is important because
the future of the wartorn nation depends upon it.
Bush also reiterated U.S. opposition to
Europe's plans to lift its 15-year arms embargo against
the BFEE's second biggest partner, China. Bush
pretended that the United States fears that lifting
the ban could change the balance of power in the
region, especially between China and Taiwan.
The reason Bush got on his knees and begged
like a prison bitch for China to "please, please,"
release our shot-out-of-the-sky spy plane and its
crew, is Bush has business with China the way
Hyman Roth had business with Cuber, and nothing gets
in the way when the BFEE does business.
Bush's
'Elmer Gantry' Politics
by Robert Parry at Consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Not only did Bush display a political ruthlessness
by stopping the vote-counting in Florida
in December 2000, but just-released tape recordings
reveal an ambitious Gov. Bush in 1998
honing his religious pitch to conservative Christians,
rehearsing how he would nail down their
support by stressing his devotion to Jesus Christ.
The elder George Bush resisted this manipulative
advice apparently out of discomfort over
mixing religion and politics. But the junior George
Bush - then a senior adviser to his father's
campaign - seized on the recommendations.
"George would read my memos, and he would
be licking his lips saying, 'I can use this to win Texas,'"
Wead said in an interview published in GQ magazine
in September 2003.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the Internet
Quotes
"He knew who I was, at that time, because I
had a reputation as a writer. I knew he was
part of the Bush dynasty. But he was nothing,
he offered nothing, and he promised nothing.
He had no humor. He was insignificant in every
way and consequently I didn't pay much
attention to him. But
when he passed out in my bathtub, then I noticed him.
I'd been in
another room, talking to the bright people.
I had to have him taken away."
--Hunter Thompson, on meeting Dubya
at a Super Bowl party in Houston in 1974, Attribution
..
"I don't
remember passing out..."
Subject: HST
I find it amazing to have read on Sunday
that Hunter Thompson committed suicide over the weekend,
since most of Saturday I read the stories and transcripts
of the Franklin Credit Union scandal.
Hunter Thompson is one of the people named
by the children who were used as sex slaves.
That story was reported on Democratic Underground
and several other webblogs.
Is this just a coincidence or is there more to
this story?
Just wondering.
JP in MO
Camilla
banned from Bush White House?
Sounds like a joke, but I can't find the punchline
Excerpt:
George the Monkey has banned Camilla Parker
Bowles from the White House - because she is a divorcee.
The unprecedented snub has effectively sabotaged
Charles's plan to take her to America later this year.
The trip would have been the pair's first official
tour as a married couple.
But the Monkey President - a notoriously
right-wing Christian and reformed alcoholic - told aides it was
"inappropriate" for him to be playing host to the
newly-weds, who are both divorcees.
The decision was made even though his hero, Ronald
Reagan, was divorced.
So is the vulgar Pigboy, Newt the Scumbag, Bob Dole and most "Christian" Republicans.
What is this crazy simian up to?
Subject: HST
Bart,
HST was one of my heroes. He greatly satisfied
my need for savage, angry, wild, uncompromising, and humane Truth.
Nobody could imitate him, but I get some similar
satisfaction from Bartcop.
He was NOT a wimpy liberal.
Hunter is my middle name, and Hunter Thompson
is like a godfather to me.
Let us all honor his memory by sticking to His
standard!
To me, heroes of his class include Jimi
Hendrix, Jim Morrison, John Lennon, and the Almighty Jeezum.
Let's burn some sacrificial herbs, cells, and gunpowder
in honor of the late, great Gonzo!
Gordon HC
I'm there, Dude...
Nose
Hair and Hunter
by Greg Palast
Excerpt:
I met Hunter Thompson when I was twenty
years old; that is, saw him from the back of a crowd at
the gym at my college where he was performing. I
say "performing" because that's what Thompson did,
even three decades ago. He'd become an astonishing
success as a writer -- and his writing was astonishing.
Then he became very accomplished at success and
stopped accomplishing much as a writer. That's when
I decided not to become a journalist.
If that's what a journalist does, I thought,
I'd rather do something a little more interesting with my life.
Things didn't work out as planned; and twenty-five
years later I ended up a reporter. Thompson ended up
as a cartoon character -- no kidding: "Transformer," the
bald-headed comic book journalist hero, drinker,
druggie, smart-aleck scourge of bad guys and editors. That
was the comic book; then there's the man.
Thompson the writer kept writing in bits and snips,
but it was always a parody of Thompson.
Thompson stopped taking on the big topics · after
all, what topic could measure up to him?
The
Proverbial 'Live Boy'
by William Rivers Pitt
Excerpt:
Hunter Thompson is the reason I write politics.
Period. He was the most honest man in the business.
Everyone else had and has an angle, a reputation,
or a source to protect. Hunter stripped it down to
the raw throbbing nerve and let it fly. How is
this for prose:
"How many more of these goddam elections are we
going to have to write off as lame but 'regrettably necessary'
holding actions? And how many more of these stinking
double-downer sideshows will we have to go through
before we can get ourselves straight enough to
put together some kind of national election that will give me at
the at least 20 million people I tend to agree
with a chance to vote for something, instead of always being faced
with that old familiar choice between the lesser
of two evils? I understand, along with a lot of other people,
that the big thing, this year, is Beating Nixon.
But that was also the big thing, as I recall, twelve years ago in 1960
- and as far as I can tell, we've gone from bad
to worse to rotten since then, and the outlook is for more of the same."
Amusing, then, that Hunter decides to cash
his check in the same week we learn about James or Jeff Gannon or
Guckert or whatever. What would Thompson have made
of this feeble wretch? Of a man who reports on the
White House with a fake name? Who was so clearly
the go-to guy for McClellan or Bush when the questions
got too hot? Who copied and pasted his 'news reports'
from boilerplate GOP press releases? Who somehow
got within 20 feet of the President of the United
States using a false name while peddling his wares online as a
male prostitute for $200 an hour?
Subject: a shot of Chinaco for Hunter S. Thompson?
Bart:
I never participate in the forums, I haven't
told you how kick-ass the radio shows are
and I'm not even sure there's going to be cash
in the account when PayPal comes looking
for this month's contribution.
However, I think we owe him a shot...if
not the whole bottle.
K
Wildly Depressed in Pittsburgh
K, you betcha...
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"You know, on this journey to Europe, I follow
in some large footsteps.
More than two centuries ago, Benjamin Franklin
arrived on this continent
to great acclaim...I've been hoping for a similar
reception."
--Monkeybrains
in Brussels, Attribution
But Monkey, there was no reason for Europe to hate his f-ing guts.
Franklin didn't kill 100,000 civilians so he could steal their oil.
Subject: donation
Bart,
Have not been to your site for a while.
The election left me verily comatose with
disgust.
I am only now able to view the word "Bush" without
projectile vomiting.
Go Bart!
Krista
Krista, you're not alone.
Fifty one percent of America can't stand the murdering bastard.
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Quotes
"If you have a problem with the sink, you don't
tear down the entire house.
Creating private accounts that take money out
of Social Security is an
extreme measure and could add up to two trillion
dollars in more debt."
-- Statement from the AARP, who Bush screwed
royally with his drug "benefit" scheme
Subject: That Rick Santorum quote
Bart,
I live in a predominately gay neighborhood
so I have a first hand look at one of those
"communities where marriage does not exist".
You know what you see?
Beautiful homes, well manicured lawns, skyrocketing
property values and falling crime rates.
You see kids out playing under the watchful eyes
of neighbors chatting on their front porches.
You see new cars and cared-for pets. You see decent,
stable people with good incomes
pouring their hearts, souls and wallets back into
the community that welcomes them.
Santorum's America is a trailer park.
MindPilot
Subject: HST
Ad astra per aspera·..
The passage is dark now. The road
requires light.
Intuition and hope is useless in this place and
a very real and disturbing loneliness has set in.
The good doctor leaves the world just as he came
into it, a cesspool were only the foulest
of the swine can survive and thrive at the surface. Children
are thrown to the wolves here;
the old can expect no sympathy. Vampirism
is very real and rampant.
Somehow, whether by the grace of god (how
did he get in here) booze (likely), or prescription
(without question) he overcame the obstacles and
found himself a lucrative, whoreish niche with
the best of the bottom feeders. Here, scraping
the floor of civilization, the Doctor made his mark.
Winos, queers, whores, addicts, vagrants, gun enthusiasts,
and Chaucer's ghost, looked out over
the edge and saw him below. The Doctor's
world never saw a yellow light; the music was never
too loud, the words never too perverse. What
now?
Everything needs an explanation. Strange
spots of blood on shirtsleeves require answers.
Waking up in unknown places leads to on the spot
explanations. Regret is the new order of the day.
My god, what am I drinking? The age of discovery
has been found and the findings have been
documented with footnotes. Nixon should
get his affairs in order and Satan should fluff the pillows.
The questions will come and the bats will
be there to document.
Here lies Thompson, let the feast begin··..
yours,
Ryan Miller
Jesus
Hated Bald Pussy
by Hunter S. Thompson
Excerpt:
Let's face it, the yo-yo president of the
U.S.A. knows nothing. He is a dunce. He does what
he is told to do, says what he is told to say,
poses the way he is told to pose. He is a fool.
No. Nonsense. The president cannot be a
Fool. Not at this moment in time, when the last
living vestiges of the American Dream are on the
line. This is not the time to have a bogus
rich kid in charge of the White House.
George W. Bush does not speak for me or
my son or my mother or my friends or the people
I respect in this world. We didn't vote for these
cheap, greedy little killers who speak for
America today- and we will not vote for them again
in 2002. Or 2004. Or ever.
Who does vote for these dishonest shitheads?
Who among us can be happy and proud of having
all this innocent blood on our hands? Who are these
swine? These flag-sucking half-wits who get
fleeced and fooled by stupid little rich kids like
George Bush? They are the same ones who wanted
to have Muhammad Ali locked up for refusing to
kill "gooks". They speak for all that is cruel and
stupid and vicious in the American character. They
are racists and hate mongers among us-they are
the Ku Klux Klan. I piss down the throats
of these Nazis. And I am too old to worry about whether
they like it or not.
Fuck them..
Quotes
"Bill Clinton had all the sense of loyalty
of a lizard...and the midnight taste
of a man who might go on a double date with
Jimmy Swaggert..."
-- Hunter S. Thompson, before 1998
HST seemed to not like Clinton or gay Americans...
Marty's Entertainment Page
Injured
Reserves See Lost Pay, Lack of Treatment
So many injured, the gubment can't keep up - thanks, Monkey
Excerpt:
According to a Government Accountability
Office report, hundreds of injured Army reservists
and National Guard members -- including many wounded
in Iraq and Afghanistan -- have lost
medical care and pay because they were dropped
from active duty status.
Subject: speaking of the Catholic Church...
Grown women will not satisfy a pedophiles' needs.
Jay
Vancouver
I got a lot of mail like that, but I'm unconvinced.
Catholic priests aren't like normal pedophiles - they can never have
sex of any kind.
They're not even allowed to masturbate, much less have a relationship that's
normal and nuturing
with a male or female. Geez, even prisoners on Death
Row can masturbate, but a priest? Never!
Koresh, if they have a nocturnal emission, they better feel damn
guilty about that.
No other people are in that position - where ANY sex is totally bad and
out of bounds.
I think that natural sexual urge builds inside a man until it
explodes, one way or the other,
hopefully not in the rectum of a six year old altar boy who wants to please
God.
Quotes
"Why bother with newspapers, if this is all
they offer? Agnew was right. The press is
a gang of cruel faggots. Journalism is not
a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all
for fuckoffs and misfits - a false doorway
to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little
hole nailed off by the building inspector,
but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from
the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in
a zoo-cage."
-- HST, from Fear and Loathing
in Las Vegas
Subject: BCR Show 68
Bart, pissing my pants with the Harry Reid Beatdown.
Same with "... it could be the green tea, or maybe it's the blue agave..."
all the best!
Chris M
Sandra Dee
..
It'd be my guess that every man in 1960 was lusting after
Sandra Dee.
If you weren't lusting after her, you were probably lusting after Troy
Donahue.
I remember seeing Sandra Dee movies when movies cost 25 or 50
cents
and you got two movies for that price, making movie matinees a great
babysitter.
They say she married Bobby Darin when she was 16.
Was she the last famous child bride in America?
Subject: Happy #9 and Issue 1501
Hi - 9 years! May there be many more, each more lucrative than the previous.
Sorry to hear about your flood and resulting moves.
We've had 3 times more rain than Seattle
so far this year, and everything is soggy - moss is forming
on the east side of the garage (that boy scout
shit about moss on the north side be damned). ha
ha
The idea of moving is daunting enough, but
to have to do it twice in a month,
with water damage as inspiration, is way past my
abilities with adjectives.
Happy 9th anniversary.
marty
at bartcop E!
4wk
From now until
the end of February
I will double your order.
Order 1 get 1 free, order
5 get 5 free, etc.
Sam
notmecampaign.com
We've got the right books by the right authors.
The
Yankees are dead
by HS Thompson
Excerpt:
When I woke up four hours later, the Yankees
were leading 2-1 in the bottom of the ninth.
My friends were laughing greedily and Omar was
gone. I felt queasiness in my stomach,
but I refused to cave in to it -- and just then
the Yankees made a horrible error that put men
on first and second with no outs. Yes, I thought,
this dynasty is ready to fall. Princess Omin
was weeping softly, but I tried to ignore her.
The whole room understood that whatever
happened next was going to be awkward.
There was no time to brood on it, however,
because a Diamondback hitter had looped a
single into left-center and the game was over.
... And that's how the story ends, folks
Subject: Here's a "never" for you...
Bart, you've said never say never.
Aside from that being a mildly interesting
title for a Bond movie, I disagree.
Man Charged in Alleged Plot to Kill Bush
Sidebar: What idiot wrote that headline?
This guy was charged with a plot, he was not charged
with an alleged plot.
How can a presumedly educated journalist be that stupid and still draw
a check?
Statements or confessions extracted by the
use of torture, in a free and democratic society should NEVER
be admitted in court against the defendant. Any
evidence obtained from "the fruit of the poisonous tree"
should NEVER be admitted in a criminal trial. Whatever
differs from this, to the extent of the difference,
is no democracy and no free society. And
I'll have that debate with you any time, any place.
Your good friend Jimmy H in Alcatraz
Jimmy, you have the concept of "never" all bass-ackwards.
There are a billions of scenarios - that's why they invented
the word "never."
You don't get to pick one out and ask me to justify it.
If there was a ticking hydrogen bomb in Lower Manhattan and one
good slap made the suspect
tell you where it was and the bomb squad defused it when the timer was
down to 45 seconds,
wouldn't you agree that that slap was worth saving 10,000,000 lives?
And before you say, "Well, how often
could that happen?" my answer is,
"About as often as Ol' Bart would green light 'torture' to save 10 million lives."
Those of you who would sacrifice 10,000,000 innocent lives for a principle astound me,
...but at some point we have to let this subject go, OK?
Subject: Hunter
From: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The sporting editors had also given me $300
in cash, most of which was already spent on
extremely dangerous drugs. The trunk of the car
looked like a mobile police narcotics lab.
We had two bags of grass, seventy÷five pellets
of mescaline, five sheets of high÷powered
blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine,
and a whole galaxy of multi÷colored uppers,
downers, screamers, laughers and also a quart of
tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser,
a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.All this
had been rounded up the night before, in a
frenzy of high÷speed driving all over Los
Angeles County÷we picked up everything we
could get our hands on. Not that we needed all
that for the trip, but once you get locked into
a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push
it as far as you can.
Has a better paragraph ever been written?
Rude Rich
Subject: my man Hunter
And another light goes out in the world.
Hunter S. Thompson was one of the greatest
writers this country has ever produced.
And it is with a tinge of pride that I note he
was a fellow native of Kentucky.
Now I have to wonder if, like others of us, he
had a tendency toward depression (see also Lincoln, Abraham).
It doesn't surprise me that Nixon would
revile him. That quote is probably typical of the swill that
will be posted on Naziblogs in the coming days. Most
of those dipsh**s will never snap to it, but I bet
Nixon was smart enough to realize that even in
his most lucid moments, he lacked the clarity, insight,
brilliance and rationality of Dr. Thompson "in
the depths of an ether binge." (Thanks, Hunter.)
I'm hesitant to speculate, but I'm wondering
if the current political climate had anything to do with
Hunter checking out. He was wired into the
scene, and his columns on the Bush junta are among
the most scathing things he or anyone else has
ever written. It scares and saddens me to think that
so hardened and cynical an observer might have
become so despairing of our situation that he
decided to end it all. Gadzooks.
Vaya con dios, Hunter. You will be sorely missed.
Rich from Gainesville
Some people well-wishing on the BartCop Forum
http://bartcopnation.com/dc/dcboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=2&topic_id=353985
Subject: Scott Ritter Says U.S. Plans June Attack on Iran
Hey Bart
I consider Scott Ritter and Dahr Jamail
two of America's Real Heros. Both in their own way have tried
to get the truth out to the American Public about
this dirty and illegal occupation that we have inflicted on
the Iraqi people and on our military. Recently,
much to my amazment and joy the two appeared together
at the Capital Theater in Washington State. What
I wouldn't have given to be there to listen to these to
great guys speak the truth. I have enclosed part
of the article written about the speech given by Ritter.
If what Ritter says is true, I feel that
our Country has reached the point of no return and has spiraled
into a downward course that will take nothing short
of a miracle to stop.
Thanks
MariaS
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Guns, gonzo and whiskey
Excerpt:
His fascination with weaponry was well
known. In addition to Thompson's penchant for firing guns
from his back porch, a bomb squad from the Pitkin
County Sheriff's Office went to his home on
Super Bowl Sunday to take away a keg of gunpowder.
"I wasn't surprised. I knew (his death) was going
to happen eventually," said George Stranahan,
a friend of 35 years who sold Owl Farm to Thompson
and is an owner of Flying Dog Brewery.
Others said they considered it par for the
course that Thompson, a prolific writer and a man
who took words to dizzying heights, left no suicide
note.
"If he would have left a note, it would have probably
read something like 'Whoops!'" said longtime friend
Gaylord Guenin. He had witnessed Thompson's famous
prowess with a firearm when Thompson walked
into the tavern late one night, pointed a big-barreled
gun at Guenin and fired a blank.
Bush's
U.S. soldier body count in Iraq
1474, 1479,
1485, dead soldiers under Bush
Another 6 families destroyed since Monday.
.....
....
6 more mothers had to tell their kids that Daddy's never coming home
...so Bush, Halliburton and Carlyle can make/steal their billions?
Did that Gannon prosititute bring down Tom Daschle?
Excerpt:
So no, as we at The Advocate have said
here a hundred times, it's not just the fact that the White House
abrogated its usual credentialing and security
procedures to allow a gay whore using a false name and
working for a known Republican activist website
to come into the White House briefing room and throw
"lifelines" to the President and his Press Secretary--no.
It's not just that. It's that, as other news outlets
have reported, there's reason to believe confidential
and/or vital opposition research documents were
released to Gannon by sources inside the Republican
Party--apparently not just in Washington, but
perhaps in South Dakota as well. And that sort
of coordination explains precisely why a Congressional
investigation is needed into how the hell this
man got into the White House, using an alias, without any
journalistic credentials or even a legitimate news
operation behind him....
So, was Gannon's job in the White House
payola for a [smear] job well done? A quid pro quo for
carrying G.O.P. water? More bought-and-paid-for
propaganda from the Bush Administration machine?
Or was he just a gay prostitute screwing and subsequently
blackmailing someone high up in the White House hierarchy?"
Subject: was Gannon banging the vulgar Pigboy?
The fake journalist, Jeff Gannon/Guckert
was Bush's favorite "go to guy" during a WH press conference
when the questions got too tough to handle. Gannon/Guckert
always would come up with a question that
had been asked previously by Rush Limbaugh to his
loyal dittoheads.
The next day Rush would then praise Gannon/Guckert
for his brilliant question. Now the truth comes out
that Gannon is not his real name, and he is not
a real journalist, just a friend of Limbaugh and a male prostitute.
One has to ask how our Homeland Security,
National Security, and Secret Service departments could let such
an impostor get so close to the president? What
if this had been Lee Harvey Oswald? This Administration is like
the gang who couldn't shoot straight. The incompetence
is Bush's White House is overwhelming. Or perhaps the
Republicans and Limbaugh knew this guy very well,
and were quite comfortable with him being in the White House,
asking the president many questions on numerous
occasions?
Joseph F
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan
Call the
918-748-1714
You have two minutes to record your message.
The
vulgar Pigboy's $10M divorce finalized
Marta toughs out the whole ten years, collects big-time
Excerpt:
Vulgar Pigboy Rush Limbaugh's divorce from
third wife Marta has been signed and sealed in a Key West courthouse.
The former Mrs. Limbaugh will no longer be using
the radio host's famous last name. A former aerobics instructor
from Jacksonville, Marta had her maiden name of
Maranda restored by the final judgment.
A Palm Beach resident, Limbaugh reportedly
has been dating CNN anchor Daryn Kagan since August,
and media speculation has run rampant as to whether
the 42-year-old will become the fourth Mrs. Limbaugh.
..
"Do I
need $10,000,000 that badly?"
Subject: I really love your radio show
Yo Bart,
Your web site (bartcop.com) is truly one
of a kind, the absolute best perhaps DU is on the radar, I wouldn't
bet on it...
You take no shit, you see clearly the conniving & lies
two moves ahead, just as Rove plays it... like a chess game
against the feeble slow Democrat's who are
either too dumb or spineless, afraid to mention anything even as they
watch their own murder & deaths unfold.
Bart you're a cool hard-ass mother and you're funnier than shit ...I enjoy your quick mind and style.
Not to mention how in-the-face to the greedy,
ignorant, arrogant, republican robot pigs. The same ones
who repeat the same shit, junkie Rush and the Fox
news devils repeat over and over to them as they stupidly
believe they thought it all up by themselves.
But I must say, even with all the above
mentioned...NOTHING can top your BartCop radio shows...
They are without question the best satire, political
insight, observations, wit, clever (and I do admire clever,
you can't teach it) to go along with great poignant
music, blended seamlessly to where you want to take the
show or indeed to make a point or to just play
some burning sounds.
I just joined and for just a few bucks,
and started listening to your recent shows...
I never had a clue reading you all this time, how
you can be any better...but man, I was wrong.
Your radio show is just so fucking good. I don't
care where I go in your archives and randomly
pick any show, I'm entertained, laughing, pissed-off
and soothed...
Enjoying my tequila, my Humboldt organic and BartCop radio, what a combo to relax with in the evenings.
Your perfect description of the gouging
medical profession (your latest show # 68) had me and my RN wife
nodding in agreement, while laughing crazily
out loud though it all...
Cheers!
Al
Humboldt Co.
Al, thanks.
Can we come stay with you for a few days? :)
Quotes
"America is living like M.C. Hammer. M.C. Hammer
had
a $30 million bill and he bought a $29 million
house."
--Dave
Chappelle, "Chappelle keeps crowd roaring" Attribution
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