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Quotes
"Jeff Gannon was the kind of person who saw
the briefings as an opportunity to air his point of view.
Looking back at the Clinton era, I can't think
of any analogous person on the Democratic side.
There were no Democratic-trained partisans
like Jeff. If there had been anyone like that,
you would have heard an uproar on Capitol Hill,
from the Republican majority."
--Martha Kumar, a political
scientist who monitors Bush's press whores, Attribution
A. The Democrats weren't smart enough to think of it.
B. They wouldn't have done it if they thought of it, because they
consider that "cheating,"
and they'd never, ever do anything that wasn't
100 percent squeaky clean.
C. The Democrats haven't raised a ruckus about Gannon because they're afraid
Rove won't like that.
D. The GOP did Gannon because they know how true "C" is.
E. The Democrats don't want to win as badly as the GOP.
If victory knocks on the democrat's door,
they m-i-g-h-t answer it, but they damn sure
aren't going to get off their lazy asses
and work for it.
F. Isn't it sad that the Democrats are willing to let the BFEE
destroy them without a fight?
ACLU
Sues Rumsfeld
Torture King needs to explaim himself
Excerpt:
Widespread abuses did not spring from the
spontaneous acts of a couple of soldiers.
Rumsfeld personally authorized the military to
abandon our nation's historic prohibition
against torture and cruel and degrading treatment.
Rumsfeld and other high-ranking military
officials failed to stop the torture even after
credible reports of abuses began to emerge in the
media and in military documents.
Although Rumsfeld knew, he knowingly limited
investigations in a way that blocked
high-ranking civilian or military officials, including
himself, from being held accountable.
It's a good thing we can depend on the
ACLU because the Democrats are scared silly
of their own shadows, so they allow the worldwide
Bush crime sprees to go on and on.
Saddam
Tribunal Judge, lawyer Murdered
They put their safety in Bush's hands - and now they're dead
Excerpt:
Gunmen killed a judge and lawyer working
for the tribunal that will try Saddam a day after
the secret court referred five of his aides to
trial for alleged "crimes against humanity."
(Bush is immune from charges like that - because
his army is bigger)
Gunmen in a speeding car shot the father
and son as they tried to get into a car outside their home.
"We believe that the murder is politically motivated,
because the two killed were working in the
special tribunal and the son was a senior member
in the PUK office in Baghdad. The late judge
had no personal problems with anybody at all," his
son said
Quotes
"Press passes can't be that hard to come by
if the White House
allows that old Arab Helen Thomas to
sit within yards of the president."
--Ann
Coulter's real quote, February 23, 2005, Attribution
"Press passes can't be that hard to come by
if the White House
allows that dyspeptic, old Helen Thomas
to sit within yards of the president."
--Ann
Coulter's racist remark cleaned up by Universal Press Syndicate, Attribution
I'd never want to help the most poisonous bitch on the Nazi's side,
but is what she said really "racist?"
First, I didn't know Helen Thomas was an Arab, but more importantly, is "Arab" a
slur?
The press always mentions "Arab leaders" or "in the Arab community," right?
I remember having the same questions about "Jap."
To me, "Jap" is short for "Japanese," the way "Yankee" is short for
an American.
If a foreigner says, "That bastard Yank Bush invaded another country today," is that racist?
...I'm just asking a question here...
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Subject: Feedback on Part 4 of BCR Show 69
Bart,
I too thought that Bush may have made a
deal with Al-Qaeda at the beginning of the Iraq war.
It made a lot of sense. The invasion of Iraq
would cause Saudi Arabia to oust our troops from their land,
which is what OBL wanted all along. It seems
almost like an appeasement policy.
Still, I think a deal seems unlikely. The
rest of the world seems to think that Al-Qaeda isn't nearly as powerful
as the BFEE makes it out to be. This
alone could explain the lack of attacks since 9/11, and yes, I understand
that it doesn't take a lot of resources to pull
a box cutter on an airline flight, but training camps, flight schools,
weapons, etc. cost a lot of money.
There's also the fact you brought up about
Bush's approval ratings. We've seen since 9/11 that the media
will not
hold Bush or any of his administrators accountable
for a terror attack. Simply put, Bush personally has nothing to lose
from another attack, and everything to gain. Another
attack could easily provide him and congress the necessary cover
to slip Social Security and Medicare "reform" into
page 1,621 of Patriot Act III.
Even Al-Qaeda should realize that dealing with Bushco is the quickest way to get a knife in the back.
Still, I think you raise valid points which
need to be looked into.
Shouldn't we have heard about more foiled terror
attempts if Al-Qaeda is as powerful as Bush and the media say it is?
Great Job on the last few radio shows, keep
up the good work!
Marco
Marco, thanks, but what else explains Al Qaeda's refusal to
attack America?
Obviously they CAN, but they've chosen not to.
Why?
Why have a suicider blow up some dinky sheriff's office 30 miles
west of Tikrit, when that same life
could take out 100 Americans at Rockefeller Center, the Sears Tower or
the Mall of America?
At the height of the Vietnam war, if America refused to bomb Saigon
for three years,
wouldn't people wonder what would motivate America to stop fighting for
so long?
Every day that bin Laden chooses not to attack America, I get a little more suspicious.
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Meet David Rees at Harvard, tell him "Bart says Hey!"
XM Radio raises prices to deliver 'free' Opie & Anthony
Excerpt:
Beginning April 2, XM's expanded basic
service will include the Internet service XM Radio Online,
which offers more than 70 channels of XM music
and talk programming (previously $3.99 per month),
and the High Voltage channel, featuring the talk
radio duo Opie & Anthony (previously $1.99 per month).
Translation: We're losing our ass on Opie & Anthony.
How arrogant and self-centered can people
be?
...to think people would PAY to hear a radio show?
People who think like that ...what's
wrong with their brains?
Seriously, how stupid to you have to be to think
...eh? ...what?
Oh, ...that's right.
USA Next accused of stealing photo of gay couple
Excerpt:
Conservative front organization scumbag
lying whores USA Next was accused today
of illegally
using a gay couple's wedding photo in an
anti-gay ad campaign vicious,
gay-bashing attack supporting
President Bush's the
Giggling Murder Monkey's plan to privatize kidnap
and rape Social Security.
Thanks to the DailyKos folks for discovering this
story. I got in touch with the couple in the photo on
Friday and put them in touch with a lawyer (a rather
big lawyer at that). I'm now working as their publicist
- not that I wouldn't have covered this anyway.
Please help spread the word on this, it's outrageous."
If you heard BCR
Show 69, you know these are the 2004
Swift Boat Bastards with
a new disguise, but the same lying-asshole tactics because they know the
Democrats won't refute the lies they tell.
The Hypocrisy Taboo
by red-hot Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
If one accepts George W. Bush's lecture to the
Russians that democracy requires a free press unafraid
to criticize national leaders, then what kind of
political system exists in the United States where the news
media seems so scared of Bush that it shies away
from mentioning the president's autocratic tendencies?
For the American press, there appears to be no
bigger taboo than against questioning Bush's sincerity
when he presents himself as the grand promoter
of democracy around the world.
Lost to history, apparently, is the moment in
December 2000 when Bush joked that "if this were a dictatorship,
it would be a heck of a lot easier - so long as
I'm the dictator." More substantively, that same month, Bush got five
political allies on the U.S. Supreme Court to shut
down vote counting in the key state of Florida and hand him the White House.
Bush seized that victory despite the fact that
Al Gore got more votes nationally and apparently would have carried
Florida - and thus the Electoral College - if all
legal votes in the state were counted. [For details on the Election
2000 results, see Consortiumnews.com's "So
Bush Did Steal the White House."]
Subject: BTK a Bush supporter
The BTK (Bind, Torture, Kill) serial killer in
Kansas is
a registered Republican and president of his church
council.
Good Christian Bush-folk in the heartland!
Cheryl T
He also worked for a home alarm company.
I guess we know how he got inside their houses...?
Senator:
'Sopranos' must clean up their language
Self-righteous asshole wants to make all entertainment child-friendly
Excerpt:
Senate Commerce Committee Chairman Ted Stevens
said on Tuesday he would push for
applying broadcast decency standards to cable television
and subscription satellite TV and radio.
"Cable is a much greater violator in the indecency area," the
Alaska Republican asshole told broadcasters.
"I think we should censor everything - all the time -
from now on." Stevens told reporters that he would
push legislation to apply childlike standards to
cable TV and satellite radio and television.
"There has to be some standard of decency," he said. But
he also cautioned that "No one wants censorship."
Well then shut the hell up and work on something
that matters,
like finding bin Laden instead of ruining everything
for everyone.
Why can't we get less government from these sons
of bitches?
They can't mind their own business for five f-ing
minutes.
Last night we watched the final "NYPD Blue."
They said they designed that show to be real,
that they were tired of cops getting shot then saying,
"Heck, I've been shot, We gotta catch that darn crook," because
that's not how people speak.
Bush and his religiously-insane handjobs want
to make all of us into children.
I wish we had a political party that would stand
up to his insanity.
From: Jersey Girl
Subject: Hillary
Bart I agree with a lot of things you have to say - but Hillary???
No f-ing way!
If you think the gay issue got the right out
to vote just wait and see
how many millions more will vote to keep her out
of the oval office!
I agree, Hillary creates strong feelings on both sides.
I keep waiting for her to come out swinging but
it just ain't happenin'.
She is a big disappointment to me.
I don't know why I thought she had more fight in
her.
It has been so clear all these years.
Perhaps you judge too quickly.
I think she's playing her cards close to her vest.
She can't be the radical Bush basher we want her to be and then run in
2008.
Have you seen her popularity in New York?
Current polls show her beating Pataki and Rudy if they dare challenge her.
She's stealthily working her way towards the pole position for 2008.
She could be the smartest, bravest Democrat we have.
She stayed with a man (and I like Bill too)
that was a dog and he ran around on her
for years making her out to look like some kind
of fool. Where is her self-respect?
Unlike her GOP counterparts, her worth doesn't
depend on her husband.
New York didn't elect Bill's wife, they elected
Hillary.
How many times would it take before Mrs. Bart would have thrown your ass out the door?
Mrs. Bart's tolerance (or lack thereof) isn't going to elect the nest
president.
I really liked her and would have voted for her
four years ago
but I don't think I could muster up any excitment
for her now.
You'd rather have another Kerry or another Gore?
Besides Susan McDougal, nobody in America is better motivated
than Hillary. She knows what
the sons of bitches are capable of. Bill said again and again, Hillary's
refusal to let the crooked, racist,
impeaching bastards win is what kept them together. If Newt, Delay
and the others had been honorable men,
she might have cut Bill loose, but her hatred of them is/was more powerful
than her husband's betrayal.
Considering what she's been thru, can you see Hillary turning all "tutu" on
her party?
I say it's not going to happen.
I want someone that is not part of this whole
damn DC politician scene!!!
Someone who is gonna take the gloves off.
Why don't you run?
Jersey Girl
I have a past, and a present that disqualifies me,
but that was a nice thing for you to say.
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Subject: Powell and last issue's Conason headline
Re Conason's $1.8 billion? It is
pretty clear that the number, as cited in the article itself, is $1.8 million,
a relatively paltry sum. Was it the Observer/Conason
or you who added those three orders of magnitude to the headline?
Bart, take a breath.
Don't start to make shit up to win arguments.
Mort
Dude, that was my no-time-to-take-a-breath mistake.
If you ever have to ask yourself, "Is
Bart a liar or a screw-up?"
your odds will always be better with "Screw-up."
If you like James Patterson,
if you like Elmore Leonard,
you'll love James Patrick Hunt!
Quotes
"We were told Bush's invasion would be a cakewalk.
We were told our troops would be greeted as liberators.
We were told that killing Uday and Qusay would
change everything, that capturing Saddam would be the turning point.
We were told that the handover of sovereignty
was the key, and we were told that elections last month were the light
at the end of the tunnel. Through it all, we
were told everything but the truth. I just don't know how much more Bush's
kind of progress our troops can stand."
--Paul Begala, sometimes
a Democrat Attribution
Subject: Hillary
I think it would be disastrous running Hillary
for President in 2008.
Consider how easy it was to destroy a certifed
war hero with a legislative background that was solid.
But I think Hillary will fight back.
She has a good memory.
She watched a winning team in 1992 and 1996 and she's smart.
What would they do with Clinton's wife, a woman and a waffling centrist?
It's my opinion they'd get their Nazi asses handed
to them - by a girl.
This is the side that said Clinton killed people,
that he was the anti-Christ.
They hate her more. She won't make it and I won't
vote for her.
Never.
Ever.
Even if she's the candidate.
I'm tired of doing stupid things here.
Put in someone who will win, not a guarenteed loser
like her.
Clark in 2008. We're going to need him.
Catherine
I like a Clinton/Clark ticket - a lot - but don't say you won't support
the anti-Bush candidate.
2008 might be our last chance to stop the bastards.
Subject: Hillary
Bart,
Hillary is my Senator and I am disappointed in
her performance.
She makes nice speeches but her votes frequently
deserve a pink tutu.
In my opinion, she's voting herself into right the White House.
I am supporting Wes Clark who has indicates he
is going to run again in 2008.
The man wears no tutu and is very effective on
TV talk shows.
I know you supported Clark in 2004 so I am surprised
you are not doing so again.
Andrea
I'd be surprised if Clark ran against Hillary.
Maybe Clark's 2004 run was to get his name on
the national stage.
Who would be the stronger candidate?
A Clinton/Clark ticket would be fun to watch.
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Subject: Hillary
If she had voted with Barbara Boxer I'd be proud
to vote for her.
Frankly, I used to get her updates. But after that
fiasco I told her folks to "bug off."
She's going to have to show a hell of a
lot more spine than that if I'm ever going to vote for her.
After what they did to her husband, Al Gore and
Kerry?
After all they've done to screw our right to vote?
She should be ashamed of herself.
KenC
Ken, I predict Hillary's revenge will be served ice cold.
They say she's smarter than her husband, with little or none of the bad
news.
I don't know why I can't get a "You're right" on
this, but Hillary can't lead the charge too soon.
Every time someone says "Hillary voted with them" it
takes away the charge that she's a radical leftist.
I would not like to play poker with Hillary.
...and don't think for a micro-second she's forgotten what they did
to her and Bill.
Comments?
War trauma haunting thousands returning home
Excerpt:
The United States is coming to grips with one
of the products of war at home: a new generation of veterans,
some of them scarred in ways seen and unseen. While
military hospitals mend the physical wounds, the VA
is attempting to focus its massive health and benefits
bureaucracy on the long-term needs of combat veterans
after they leave military service. Some suffer
from wounds of flesh and bone, others of emotions and psyche.
These injured and disabled men and women represent
the most grievously wounded group of returning veterans
since the Vietnam War, which officially ended in
1975. Of more than 5 million veterans treated at VA facilities
last year, from counseling centers like this one
to big hospitals, 48,733 were from the fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.
Tens of thousands of disturbed men
who are used to killing will be walking our streets soon.
Bush's greed will continue to hurt America for decades.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Artists
Break With Industry on File Sharing
Common sense hits the greed industry
Excerpt:
A prominent group of musicians and artists, breaking
with colleagues and the greed-meisters,
is urging the Supreme Court not to hold online
file-sharing services responsible for the acts of
users who illegally trade songs, movies and software.
The group, which includes representatives of Steve
Winwood, rapper Chuck D and Heart, said that
it condemns the stealing of copyrighted works.
But it argues that popular services such as Grokster,
Kazaa and others also provide a legal and critical
alternative for artists to distribute their material.
The artists opposing the industry's greed said
shutting down the major file-sharing services, which are
used by tens of millions of people worldwide, would
instead rob them of a chance to gain exposure and income.
Before online file sharing, "distribution of recordings
to retailers was controlled largely by a few greed-meisters and
'independent' labels," they argue. "Young musicians
faced daunting odds of ever being signed by a greed-meister."
You know who which artist made the most money in music
last year?
Prince made $54 million because he cut the greed monsters out..
Screw greed ...and support file sharing.
Quotes
"We in America, especially we conservatives, we trust
free people to do the right thing."
--the vulgar Pigboy Junkie,
Rush Limbaugh
But Rush, if that's true, why is your side afraid
to count the votes?
Why must the Diebold machines remain unchecked
and unverified?
Why can't we see who the people you say you trust actually voted for?
We've got books by authors.
Polio
Killer Julius Youngner Honored
My good friend deserves the gratitude of the whole planet
..
Hey Bart,
Here's
an artcle from the "good" Pittsburgh paper about the big ceremony
for my Dad yesterday.
It was really very fine.
The Chancellor's speech awarding my Dad the honorary degree was so beautiful, it made me cry.
Funny story...... two reporters from Richard
Mellon Scaife's paper came to Dad's house to interview him
about the big 50th anniversary last week, After
it was over and they were getting ready to leave, Dad told them....
"A good friend of mine told me that if I ever see Richard Mellon Scaife, I should kick him in the balls."
ha ha (See Volume 1494)
Dad says the reporters got really defensive and
said they had no relationship with Scaife,
they just work for their editor...don't blame them.
hahahahahaha
The Roof Lady
Click Here to
read his "Reject Monkey-ism" speech
Roof Lady, your Dad rocks! I can't wait to meet him.
Do you know if he enjoys a fine anejo now and then?
Quotes
"Faith has to be unquestioning; it is belief that
does not demand proof and that is not
based on proof. Science, on the other
hand, depends on evidence and demands proof.
It is inevitable that with many fundamental
issues, evolution being only one, the two
systems of thought ... are difficult to reconcile.
In spite of all this evidence, a large
portion of our population clings to an unyielding
denial of the validity of evolution,"
-- Julius Youngner, explaining the dangers of
Republican Monkey-ism Attribution
Subject: Colin Powell's quote
Bart,
Your greatness overwhelms me.
If your going to quote someone and try to use
their words against them,
have the balls to use the exact quote and not cut
it up to fit your argument.
And now Colin Powell becomes more direct: "I'm
very sore. I'm the one who made the television moment.
I was mightily disappointed when the sourcing
of it all became very suspect and everything started to fall apart.
The problem was stockpiles. None have been found.
I don't think any will be found. There may not have been
any at the time. It was the best judgment of
the intelligence community, not something I made up. Clinton had
been told the same thing. I will forever
be known as the one who made the case."
TrewTexan
Trew, (by the way, I can tell you're from Texas) did you intend to make a point?
I'm guessing you were, but, you silly ass, you
answered your own question.
The point is not that "Clinton
was told the same thing."
Did Clinton get 1500 soldiers killed on a get-rich
hunch from his gut?
Did Clinton become the most feared madman on the
entire planet?
Did Clinton piss off every ally we had, besides
soon-to-be-working-at-Carlyle Tony Blair?
The point is, Clinton was a genius and everybody
knows it
and Bush is a bloodthirsty monkey with a hardon
for stolen oil.
By the way, all your whining about the "mistakes" that Team Bush made?
Bart's
Law #2
Any time a person
or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power)
in their pocket, expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again.
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Seems like weeks ago I said our big move was 90 % done - I was wrong.
We're still moving, and it's killing me. If all goes
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So far, we've filled two moving vans, plus a U-Haul truck and maybe
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Plus, we'll be living out of boxes for months or years, because there
was no time.
We had to move so suddenly, we couldn't even label the boxes so we have no
idea what's what.
There was no time to sort thru 26 years of accumulated junk - we had to
move it all.
On top of that, I have to put my taxes in order for a March 15 deadline
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Bush's U.S.
soldier body count in Iraq
1493, 1496,
1499, dead soldiers under Bush
That's 3 more families destroyed since Monday.
....
How many more, America?
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Why Did
Jesus Have Long Hair Like a Homo?
Landover Baptist Church has the answer
Excerpt:
The reason you see so many pictures of Jesus
with long hair is because those pictures were drawn
by unsaved people. Most of them were drawn
by hell-bound, pasta-slurping, Mary-worshipping, hell-bound Catholics.
Jesus had short hair, Billy-Joe. And He
was always clean-shaven for the last three years of His life here on Earth.
Can you imagine how painful it must have been for
Him to pluck His nose hairs with a wooden tweezers?
He did it for you, Billy.
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