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1507 - His Lucky Number
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Quotes
"The South will rise again, and when it does,
it will have
a D in its name. We are not going to
concede the South."
-- Howard Dean, one of the few
who are fighting back, Attribution
Comments?
Bush
puts the bag on Syria
He's just itching to invade someone else
Click Here
Excerpt:
Saudi Arabia told Syria on Thursday to withdraw
its troops from Lebanon, adding substantially
to Syria's international isolation just a day after
Russia joined Western nations in making a similar call.
ha ha
Bush's CIA has pictures of Russia and the Saudis each blowing
a donkey,
so now Syria must dance for America's Murder Monkey.
I sooooo need of a staff, I dont
even know how many barrels of oil Syria pumps each day.
...those poor Arabs, if only they knew about the
Bush Curse on their oil
The BFEE is less forgiving than the Death Valley
in August.
Comments?
ha ha
Democrats
cry over Bankruptcy Bill
Courage non-existent, we have another
cave in
Click Here
Excerpt:
Stung by two days of defeat for their bids to
revise a bill overhauling the bankruptcy laws,
Senate Democrats are whining like nine year-old
girls, portraying the measure as making it harder
for the poor and sick people to dissolve their
debts while allowing the wealthy to shelter assets.
The reason you see a Capitol One credit card commercial
every 6 minutes on television
is because the banks are making billions with
their credit cards under the present system.
...but like oil men, they want it ALL.
I heard something that I can't confirm.
Those greedy bastards at Capitol
One (What's in your wallet?) have
taken greedy extremism to a new level.
The way I heard the story, they offer you big loans at near Prime,
then constantly monitor your credit.
If you're late paying ANY bill, not just theirs, they jack you up to
28 percent.
Bait and switch, just like Bush did with Osama and saddam.
If these greedy bastards make it illegal
to go broke, they'll
destroy the motivation to take a chance.
Too bad the Democrats refuse to come to work.
..
Last night on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, Ari Fliescher
(R-Forked Tongued liar)
said it's hard for Bush to get anything done because you need 60 votes
to do anything in the senate.
There are 55 GOP senators and they can always find 5 more Democrats
to screw the poor.
Comments?
Subject: Deroy Murdock
You're sounding more like Ward Churchill every
day.
As soon as I get some time, I'll look that name
up.
Meanwhile, I'll assume it's not a compliment.
Yes America is a racist Country, to an extent
but please tell me that Cuba isn't or France isn't or even Mexico isn't likewise??
I'm not much on world
travel, but after WWII and Vietnam, black soldiers always returned with stories
about how they were treated as "real" customers
in European restaurants and hotels, then they'd come back
to the good ol' USA and get "nigger" every time
they turned around.
That's the stories I've heard, but there's just
anecdotal.
I'm certain America is racist, but not as openly
as it was 30 years ago.
And if you're not sure, count the nationally elected
black Republicans..
Can't someone, even a Black Man think outside
the "Opressed/Opressor Box" without you telling there where their place is??
If a black man whores himself to sell the GOP
point of view, I should overlook that because he's black?
Murdock had to go back 150 years to find some good
Republicans.
He had to do that because there are so few (if
any) tolerant Republicans right now.
Didn't you get that?
If I wanted a humorless rant I'd go to the CPUSA
or IACENTER.ORG.
Sometimes we make a point, sometimes we do the
humor.
I tell my REPUBLICAN Friends that your site is
the best place on the web both content wise and ease to nav
but they'll be wagging their Heads to me if you
continue to be schizophrenic.
Schizophrenic?
Calm down and insult us with the usual finesse
please.
sincerely,
Neill E
Why would I insult an honest and sincere guy like you?
Comments?
Quotes
"Only one in three Americans approve of Bush's handling
of stealing Social
Security,
his lowest rating on the issue since he took
office..."
--Jim
Drinkard, Attribution
Are Americans beginning to understand that the lame duck Monkey is a
bloodthirsty thief?
Comments?
Subject: Al Qaeda
Bart, you said:
> "Why have a suicider blow up some dinky sheriff's
office 30 miles west of Tikrit, when that same life
> could take out 100 Americans at Rockefeller Center,
the Sears Tower or the Mall of America?"
The answer is that that same suicide bomber couldn't
pull it off. A suicide bomber needs support to
get to a vulnerable location with a bomb. Around
Tikrit, there's plenty of disaffected Iraqis willing
to aid him, and the law enforcement is unlikely
to catch or punish them for it. Around New York,
there are few people willing to help a terrorist,
and the police/FBI are very likely to catch them if they do.
What?
So while it takes one life to bomb 30 people in
Tikrit, it would take more like a half-dozen willing
(but not guaranteed) to give up their lives, not to mention
the extra money and planning, to execute a
similar attack in the U.S. And that ignores
the higher likelihood that we would catch them before
they can pull off the attack here.
When terrorists hit the U.S., they have to think
big, because it's a big risk.
Which means you're right to be suspicious.
Derek
Derek, I strongly disagree.
Remember this handjob?
..
"I'm
a handjob."
All he had to do was light the fuse in his shoe.
Anybody smarter than him (maybe even Bush) could've done that.
Why does a nut need a support staff?
All he needs is a handfull of C4, or hell, he could steal a gasoline truck
and a Bic lighter
and he could cause a whole lot of damage to a sold-out Radio City Music
Hall.
It's not that Al Qaeda can't attack us, it's that they choose
not to, and nobody wonders why?
Comments?
4wk
From now until the end
of March,
"Not me" will double
your order.
Order 1 get 1 free,
order 5 get 5 free,
order a dozen, get 2 dozen
free,
you can't go wrong with
a deal like that.
Subject: Catholic Comments
Bart,
Your Catholic "ejaculations" calculations were
hilarious.
I am 51 yrs. old, went to Catholic grammar school
and high school and college,
and have respect for the religion but can't go
to Church or follow the Pope.
Your Catholic comments always crack me up, because
I can relate so well.
I can't attest to the effectiveness of ejaculations,
though, wrong gender, and I happen to be lousy at math.
Dominus vobiscum,
Dorothy
Dorothy, Et cum spiri 2 2 0
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Meet David Rees at Harvard,
tell him "Bart says Hey!"
Martha
Stewart breaks out of Federal Prison
David Letterman drives getaway car for
ex-wife
Click Here
Excerpt:
"Right now, as you can imagine, I am thrilled to be
returning to my more familiar life,"
Stewart said in a statement posted on her web site. "My
heart is filled with joy at the prospect
of the warm embraces of my family, friends and
colleagues. Certainly, there is no place like home."
Comments?
Priest
involved in most famous exorcism dies
Click Here
Excerpt:
Wally Halloran was a handsome and athletic Jesuit
scholastic in his 20s when he found himself
part of a religious experience that would become
one of the scariest movies in Hollywood history.
Father Halloran, who died March 1 at 83, was the
last living Jesuit to be involved in an exorcism
that took place in 1949 in St. Louis. The incident
provided the inspiration for The Exorcist, the 1971
runaway bestseller by that name, which led to the
hit movie that caused panic and suicides that year.
I found this accidentally while searching for
a story I heard about via car radio.
When the movie premiered, Ellen Burstyn told the
priest her daughter needed an exorcism.
Father Damien said, "Then
we need to put her in a Time Machine and go wabac to when
Catholics were even more crazy than they are
now, back to a time before we understood
things like psychiatry, mental illness and schizophrenia... Truth
is, we gave up on that
horseshit because we got tired of the entire
scientific and medical community laughing at us,"
...but no more.
Maybe it's the Giggling Murderer Effect, but the
whole world is reverting back to stupidity.
The Vatican recently announced new exorcism classes
to handle the tsunami of new cases.
Vatican
offers priests exorcism classes
Click Here
Excerpt:
VATICAN CITY -- The Vatican university is offering
a course for priests
wishing to brush up their exorcism skills, the
BBC reported Thursday.
The history of Satanism and its biblical context,
psychology and the law will be
part of the course at the prestigious Athenaeum
Pontificium Regina Apostolorum.
The whole world is losing its mind.
We're all turning into the backside of f-ing Charly
Thanks to Bush, we're rejecting science and logic
and going back to that which we have overcome.
The Devil has become real again, and the Catholics
are ready to do battle with him.
I wonder what they charge for an exorcism?
Trust me, they don't do it for free.
Sidebar:
The Devil is one tricky
dude.
When I was a 40-inch tall
Catholic, I wondered why God didn't know Lucifer was a traitor.
They told us God knew everything.
Was God a little bit gullible?
Was God too trusting?
Did God put His faith in
the wrong hands?
Why isn't Heaven backstab-free?
When we all get to Heaven,
will we have to watch our back?
Or did God learn from His
mistake and clean up the place after Lucifer left?
Why does God make mistakes?
How many "angels" did Lucifer
convince to go with him and betray God?
When we get to Heaven, will
we be faced with such choices?
Me? I'd stick
with God, 'cause he's God, but one could certainly make the point
that Lucifer has done very
well for Himself by rejecting and betraying the one, true God.
By the way, why did God
create the Devil?
Didn't He know he would
turn out bad?
For that matter, why did
God create evil?
Why punish us because Eve
couldn't keep her lips off the apple?
Would've Eve be considered
another oversight on God's part?
Like Bush, Lucifer has
an approval rating of almost 50 percent.
Why can't God convince more
people that good is better than evil?
Is God a Democrat?
Why did God allow the angels
to profit by rejecting and betraying Him?
If you can't trust your
fellow angels in Heaven, who the hell can you trust?
Comments?
Subject: MWO
Hi Bart,
If I recall correctly, the last time I read MWO
they had posted some bitch letter they had gotten
from someone, scolding MWO for not updating often
enough. MWO agreed with the writer and
said it was time to hang it up and go "Out
To Pasture". It was sad.
I got the feeling they were really influential,
and were just becoming more so as time went on.
David
I am so conflicted.
Comments?
Was HST's
death a suicide?
Click Here
Excerpt:
serious irregularities surrounding the demise
a lackluster job of investigating
cops arriving on the scene heard shots being fired
wife's account of the incident is inconsistent
merely been firing off a salute to his dead dad
there was no bullet in the firing chamber
found at his typewriter with the word "counselor" typed
in the centre of the page
had been working on a far-fetched story about 9-11
Comments?
Subject: Do not destroy the
egg or sperm
Menstrual periods are crimes.
Masturbation and wet dreams are crimes
They're killing potential babies.
clarence swinney
Clarence, and what about those nuns?
Month after month, those eggs babies just get flushed
away.
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Subject: Rather's fall
Bart, you're too forgiving of Rather.
People say that about me, ...that I'm too forgiving,
that I'm too willing to compromise...
...but I've learned to live with my faults.
That idiot spent too many years in the news studio
sitting on his fat ass preening like a prima-donna.
His 'reporting' was already a joke when he joined
in the teeny-bopper hero-worship of that senile studio hack from California.
"...senile studio hack from California?"
My first guess is Reagan, but did Rather worship
Reagan?
He'd been primed for a fall for years.
If he'd stuck to his job in the 80's and 90's
instead of playing the big-shot celebrity,
he'd never have been snookered by such a lame trick. Good-riddance!
joe in Japan
Also, in 1963, Rather from CBS and a reporter for LIFE Magazine were
the only two people
to see the Zapurder film. After one viewing, they were asked what they'd
be willing to pay for it.
Rather said, "I gotta find a phone and call
the office," and left the room.
The guy from LIFE said, "I'll give you $500,000
for it," and the deal was over.
Comments?
"Is
This Heaven?"
... the view from Iowa
by Mike Palecek
...author and former federal prisoner for peace,
www.iowapeace.com
U.S. Forces
Kill Italian Agent After Reporter Freed
Click Here
Excerpt:
U.S. forces fired at a car carrying Italian reporter
Giuliana Sgrena shortly after her liberation,
killing an Italian secret service agent and lightly
wounding the journalist, her newspaper said on Friday.
Sgrena was seized in baghdad on Feb. 4 as she
conducted interviews on the street near Baghdad University.
Gabriele Polo, the editor of Il Manifesto newspaper,
said Sgrena's car was fired on as it made its way to Baghdad airport.
"This news which should have be a moment of celebration,
has been ruined by this fire fight," Polo told Italian television.
"An Italian agent has been killed by an American bullet.
A tragic demonstration which we never wanted that everything
that's happening in Iraq is completely senseless
and mad," he added, struggling to fight back his tears.
Why did we do that?
Do we shoot anything that moves in baghdad?
Is that how the 100,000 (or is it 196,000?) civialians died?
Comments?
Subject: It
was all just a hoax
First, it was because Saddam was connected to
9/11. (now known to be false)
Then, it was because he collaborated with al Qaeda.
(now known to be false)
Then it was he had weapons of mass destruction.
(now admitted to be false by the administration)
Then it was that Bush was the victim of bad intelligence.
(but his own people said Saddam wasn't a threat 2 years prior)
Then, it was because Saddam was a very bad man.
(true, but why Iraq in particular?)
Then, it was to liberate the Iraqi people. (nice,
but why Iraq in particular?)
Then, it was to spread democracy.(ditto)
It is obvious in this rotation of reasons, that
the real reasons have never been stated. They are:
Iraq has
strategic oil reserves.
The public
was so scared after 9/11 that a bait and switch was possible.
Bush hates
Saddam. It's personal.
It is part
of the PNAC plan, ever since the '90s.
The stated reasons show contempt for the American
people They insult their intelligence.
Apparently that disrespect is deserved, because
there is hardly the uprising of indignation at the deception.
Rather, people keep on disagreeing and discussing
the thing back and forth.
When all the time, show me the microbe, the chemical,
the nuke that Saddam was hiding.
Photos please.
It was all just a hoax.
Scott
Davs
Comments?
Marty's Entertainment
Page
Gas prices
might shoot up 24 cents
The
nation is stunned by such unexpected news...
Click Here
Excerpt:
Gasoline prices could rocket 24 cents
a gallon the next few days, as stations across the USA scramble
to keep up with big jumps in the prices of oil
and wholesale gas, a veteran energy-price analyst forecast Thursday.
"It's going to be brutal, horrendous," says Peter
Beutel, president of energy-price tracker Cameron Hanover.
He has followed energy markets for nearly three
decades. Thursday, light, sweet crude oil for April delivery
traded as high as $55.20 a barrel in New York before
closing at $53.57.
..
"We don't set
the prices, those are
what we
call "...market forces"
A 24-cent jump in the price of gas would bump
unleaded regular to a nationwide average of about $2.16 a gallon,
blowing through last May's record of about $2.06.
It could go higher as increased warm-weather driving in another
two months pushes up demand, and therefore prices,
forecasters say.
.
"We work hard
every day to help
bring
down the nation's energy costs..."
The price increase translates to "$90 million
a day, every day that it remains in effect,"
which could be several months, Beutel says.
.
"Energy companies
must pass on their higher costs
to stay
in business. That explains the extra $90 million a day."
$90 million a day, that's exactly what Bush is stealing every day in
Iraq.
Is 90 Bush's lucky number? They just pick an amount they want
to steal - and then they steal it,
while a gutless congress and a whore media watch them stuffing their pockets
with million dollar bills.
Comments?
Quotes
"I'm trying to tell the truth and taking positions
that I hope are godly positions,
positions that I hope are helpful to my fellow
man. And I don't think there's
any law against enjoying myself in the process."
--Bob Novak, above the
law when betraying a CIA spy, Attribution
Comments?
We've got tonza books by tonza authors.
This was on the web site of Rick Santorum (R-Reliogiously Insane).
He quickly took it down so as not to shame his Monkey.
Quotes
"The truth is, not one Republican president has balanced
the budget
in almost 40 years. You cannot trust Republicans
with your money.
The only person who's balanced the budget is
Bill Clinton.
If we can get rid of the Republicans, we can
have a better future."
--Howard
Dean, at Cornell Community Attribution
Comments?
Subject: Hillary in '08
Bart,
I think if Hillary runs in '08 she'll put up one
hell of a fight, unlike our last two candidates, but will
ultimately be defeated, possibly by another Bush,
due simply to the fact that her last name is Clinton,
and in the eyes of the Limbaugh/Hannity set, that
taints her and makes her guilty by association.
They'll also slam her for being a woman, and imply,
if not come right out and say it, that females are
unqualified for the job. The only way they
won't play the gender angle is if Kinda Sleazy runs for the Repubs.
However, my hope is that Hillary will have Barak
Obama as her running mate. Obama, mark my words,
will be the first black President of the US, and
he'll do it in 2012. He'll run with Clinton in '08, and even though
they'll probably lose, he will have gotten some
much needed nation-wide name recognition. Then, when 2012
rolls around, and the country has finally started
to realize that the BFEE is destroying our country, they'll be ready
for a change, Obama will be the favorite for the
Dem nomination, and he'll sail into Washington and "paint the
White House black" (to quote another famous Clinton).
Hell, maybe President Obama would have George
Clinton headline the innauguration.
Now that would be a party.
Keep Swinging, higher and harder,
kyle
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Excerpt:
A $33,000 food order in Mosul was billed at $432,000.
Electricity that cost $74,000 was invoiced at $400,000.
Even $10 kettles got a 400 percent markup.
Custer Battles billed the government nearly
$10 million for items including food and vehicles.
The total cost to Custer Battles, according
to the spreadsheet, was less than $4 million -- a
profit margin of 150 percent, far higher than the
25 percent margin allowed under its contract.
Custer Battles was able to secure tens
of millions of dollars' worth of contracts from the CPA
-- despite the fact that it
didn't even exist
until just months before the
invasion of Iraq.
The sons of bitches, knowing Bush was going to invade, form dummy corporations "owned" by
friends and loyalists who get permission to gouge like crazy until they
get caught. Once caught,
they blame battlefield bookkeeping errors because after all, who among
us can keep good books
with bullets whizzing by every few seconds, right?
The BFEE is stealing billions
every day and nobody -
not the Democrats and not the
media - fucking cares.
Comments?
Bush's U.S.
soldier body count in Iraq
1499, 1502,
1503, dead soldiers under Bush
That's another family
destroyed since yesterday.
How many more, America?
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Ratherisms
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Garbage
tour dates
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Excerpt:
4/10 - San Francisco, CA @ The Warfield
4/11 - Los Angeles, CA @ The Wiltern LG
4/14 - Atlanta, GA @ Tabernacle
4/16 - Philadelphia, PA @ Theatre Of Living Arts
4/17 - Boston, MA @ Avalon
4/19 - New York, NY @ Hammerstein Ballroom
4/21 - Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club
4/24 - Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
4/25 - Toronto, ON @ Kool Haus
4/27 - Detroit, MI @ State Theatre
4/28 - Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave
5/1 - Madison, WI @ Orpheum Theatre
5/4 - Chicago, IL @ Metro
Damn, they're not making this easy...
Chicago (600 miles) is closest.
Hey Shirley, how about a sweep thru the south
that ends at the Hard Rock in Vegas?
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Subject: 1500 dead soldiers
Mr. Cop-
Well, the inconsiderate bastards did it again.
Here we had a another golden opportunity to use
a nice, round number to talk about what a shit Bush is,
but they had to go out and die in a group of 3. 1,502
just doesn't sound right.
First they win the war, and they don't get slaughtered
wholesale,
and then they have the nerve to get killed in an
uneven number.
I think you ought to write to the extra two families
and tell them how badly their dearly departed fucked up your party.
I mean, if bashing Bush isn't more important that
life itself, what is?
You should be celebrating more American deaths
right now,
not wallowing in anger over this missed opportunity.
Have a nice day,
Shamus Slotnik
Shamus, you need to decide which side you're on.
Bush sent 1503 soldiers
to their death for no reason,
yet you want Bush's reputation to be protected and distorted?
Or are you saying it's unAmerican to notice how many soldiers died for
no reason?
If I was a better American, I'd ignore the coffins and wave the flag faster?
Had anyone else been in charge, those 1503 soldiers would still be alive,
but Bush's insatiable hardon for oil made him richer at the cost of those
lives.
With Bush still in charge, we'll likely lose another 1500 - or more.
Will you write after there are 3,000 dead and try to pin that on me, too?
*I* don't steal millions every day from this pointless war, Bush does.
We on the left want fewer dead
soldiers - and you disagree with me on that?
.
Do you love Bush and his senseless, never-ending bloody war?
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