Quotes

"It's just another Halliburton oil and gas operation. The company name is emblazoned everywhere:
  On trucks, equipment, large storage silos and workers' uniforms. But this isn't Texas. It's Iran.
  U.S. companies aren't supposed to do business here. Yet, in January, Halliburton won a contract
  to drill at a huge Iranian gas field called Pars, which an Iranian government spokesman said
  "served the interests" of Iran." 
      --Lisa Myers, (R-Whore), on why Cheney does business with terrorists,    Attribution
 

 Why is Cheney helping Iran get closer to a nuclear bomb?

  Comments?

 Bush to Syria: We don't care

..

  Click Here

  Excerpt:
 The White House shrugged off a mass pro-Syria rally in Beirut led Bush hostage partners Hezbollah
 and insisted Damascus must end its presence in Lebanon "as quickly as possible."
"Syria needs to get out of Lebanon. Syria needs to withdraw completely and as quickly as possible,"
 spokesman Scott McClellan barked at the reporters and male hookers who cover the White House.

 In the past, Washington has said Damascus must withdraw its roughly 14,000 troops and its
 intelligence presence from Lebanon "immediately."
 
 

 Shouldn't America's Monkey finish his first two wars before he starts another?
 Are they going to draft everyone so they can invade everybody?

 The blood-thirsty Moron collects wars like kids collect baseball cards.
 Do we really need another front on Bush's non-war against Al Qaeda?

 Why did we volunteer to provide security for Lebanon?
 Remember how well our last Lebanese adventure worked out?

..

 That was under a different Republican idiot - the Holy and Sainted Ron Reagan.

 Since Bush broke Afghanistan and Iraq, we own both of those hell holes.
 Why do we want to buy a third hell hole, paying for it with thousands more American lives?

 When Lebanon turns into another Fallujah, it's going to be America's Bush's fault - again.

.....

 Isn't anybody going to try to stop this madman from kicking every hornet's nest in the Middle East?
 Will America eventually have to nuke the entire region in self-defense?

 And what will Halliburton charge us to clean that up?

  Comments?

 Bobby Fischer, rotting in a Japanese jail

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  Excerpt:
 US chess legend Bobby Fischer turned 62 Wednesday, with his supporters celebrating his birthday
 at a Japanese detention center. Friends and supporters from Iceland visited him said John Bosnitch,
 who has led a campaign to free Fischer. "They cannot bring food or give him a cake or anything."

 Fischer has been detained since July, when he attempted to fly out of Japan apparently on an invalid
 US passport. He faces a 10-year jail term in the United States for defying sanctions imposed against
 the former Yugoslavia with a 1992 chess match.  Since then Iceland has offered him residency and
 passport, inviting the chess champion to live in the country.  The prolonged detention by Japan is illegal
 and Fischer must be set free, his lawyers have said repeatedly.
 

 Bobby Fischer's crime was playing chess, so tough-on-crime Bush is punishing him.
 Martha Stewart told a white lie about a crime she didn't commit, and Bush punished her.
 Tommy Chong sold a plastic pipe and they got him on September 11th, 2001.
 That's our Bush - tough on crime.

 Bush's old partner Osama murdered 3,000 Americans, and he's still free.

..

 The American media tells us George Bush keeps his word and he means what he says,
 so what happened to his sacred vow, standing on the rubble in New York?

..
 "I'm king of bullshit photo ops.
   the networks love my ass and
   bin Laden doesn't really concern me!"
 

 Too bad our candidate in 2004 refused to point out the facts about George Bush.

 Comments?

 Subject: assassination

 Bart,

 Just wondered if anything had come up about our government being responsible
 for the assassination of  the Lebanese ex-president.

 Just seems so logical, and then to blame it on Syria.
 Would the BFEE kill to take over the world?
 Just a thought, keep on hammerin'.

 Wetpowder
 

 Wetpowder, I consdidered and discarded that possibility.
 Bush is a Godly man, who would not kill for thousand of millions of dollars.
 Plus, it's only a myth that evil men would kill for vast fortunes.

 Comments?

 Quotes

"I'm an American; I'm not hyphenated. But I was very lucky to grow up in two cultures"
    --Helen Thomas, the bravest lady in DC, after being called an "old Arab" by Ann Coulter,   Attribution

 
 I wonder if she's any relation to another "old Arab," Danny Thomas?
 

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 Comments?

 Subject: bankruptcy

 Bart, you wrote

> "Senator, I have a question - if a 60 year-old uninsured man has a heart attack and survives,
>  what should he do when he gets the hospital bill for $350,000?    Get a second job?"

 That is not too bad, see he doesn't have too long.
 The real question is what happens when a 23 year old, uninsured,  couple working for minimum wage or low wage
 (think walmart) has a baby with heart defect. That $350k just rendered them indentured servants for LIFE.

 Or suppose a small buisiness owner at 43 has a problem and couldn't aford the insurance...
 Remember, W, Is all in favor of the small buisiness!

 Fighting in Orlando,
 Jay
 
 

  Comments?

 Shove your 'personal accounts,' Monkey
  GOP pollsters say nobody likes Bush's latest cash snatch

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The heart of Bush's plan for Social Security, allowing younger workers to create personal
 accounts in exchange for a lower guaranteed government benefit, is among the least popular
 elements with the public, Republican pollsters told House GOP leaders Tuesday. The pollsters
 also stressed the political stakes involved in pursuing Bush's plan to overhaul.

 Asked what they liked least, 31 percent of the participants in the sessions mentioned that the
 government would be responsible for keeping track of the accounts. Another 24 percent
"least liked the fact that workers would be required to accept a lower traditional benefit in
 return for participation," a key element of Bush's plan.
 

 Sorry, George, you can't steal our Social Security money..
 You'll have to be satisfied with that $100M a day you're stealing in Iraq.

  Comments?

 Subject:  HST story

 Bart,

 I have been a loyal reader of your rants from the start but
 I believe this HST story is probably the most asinine thing you have ever linked to.

 You might not want to be regurgitating this kind of fodder for the sake of saving a little dignity.
 HST was, and continues to be, a force in this life that is not meant to be understood.
 For years simple people have tried to decipher his motives and decrypt his mind.
 They have desperately grappled at his coat tails trying to get a piece of his magical existence.
 In my opinion those very same people were the ones he was trying to expose and make a mockery out of.

 Please don't prove to be one of those people.
 Do your self and your readers a favor and stay away from crap like this.
 Your still one of my favorite pages to read.
 I just wanted to let you know that this was pretty low by your standards.
 Swing that hammer on the real conspiracies like you have always done so well.
 Thanks for your time.
 Phoenix
 

 Phoenix, I fail to understand.
 The oddities came from the police report, I didn't make them up.
 How does a semi-automatic with six bullets not leave a bullet in the chamber?

 The cops who investigated said they didn't check the gun.
 You don't think that kind of thing should be investigated?

 Comments?

 I'd Rather not say Goodbye, Dan
   Enraged and bitter, Dan Rather bows out  by Greg Palast

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Without his make-up, Dan looked like hell warmed over: old, defeated, yet angry. And he told our
 television audience something that just blew me away. American journalists, Dan Rather said,
 simply may not ask tough questions about George Bush or his wars.

"It's an obscene comparison," Rather said, "but there was a time in South Africa when people would
 put flaming tires around people's necks if they dissented. In some ways, the fear is that you will be
 neck-laced here, you will have a flaming tire of lack of patriotism put around your neck."

 Talking to another reporter, Dan told it straight about the careerism that keeps US reporters in line.
"It's that fear that keeps [American] journalists from asking the toughest of the tough questions and
 to continue to bore-in on the tough questions so often."

 Silence as patriotism. He admitted, "One finds oneself saying, 'I know the right question, but you know what,
 this is not exactly the right time to ask it." It was making him ill and he was ready to say, basta, enough.
 Suddenly, there was fire in those eyes.

"It's extremely dangerous and cannot and should not be accepted and I'm sorry to say that, up to and
 including this moment of this interview, that overwhelmingly it has been accepted by the American people.
 And the current Administration revels in that, they relish and take refuge in that."
 

 If you screamed, "You rapist murderer" at President Clinton, you got a promotion or your own show.
 If you dare to question God's hand-picked messenger Dubya Bush, you're forced out of the business.

 Comments?

 Terror Suspects Legally Buying Guns under Bush
  "How many clips will you be needing with your AK47, Mr. Zarqawi?"

..
"Thank you, Meester Bush..."

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  Excerpt:
 Dozens of terror suspects on federal watch lists were allowed to buy firearms legally in the US last year.
 People suspected of being members of a terrorist group are not barred from legally buying a gun, and the
 investigation indicated that people with clear links to terrorist groups had regularly taken advantage of this gap.
 F.B.I. officials maintain that they are hamstrung by laws and policies restricting the use of gun-buying records
 because of concerns over the privacy rights of gun owners.
 
 

 What?

 More Guns, more war, more God and less education, that's what America voted for in 2004,
 ...at least according to Bush, Kerry and the major networks.

 Why should terrorists be allowed to buy guns at Wal-Mart?
 So Bush can reap millions of dollars as the NRA's puppet?

  Comments?

 Subject: what are you thinking?

 Very suspicious that he would bad mouth you while referring you
 to an extremely insightful website, and you walked right into it.
 Very suspicious.

 Have you seen Whatreallyhappened.com ?
 I had assumed that you knew all that stuff, but I guess I shouldn't have assumed.
 (make and ass of u and m)  Why did you walk into that trap?

 Sharon
 

 I walked into a trap?
 He called me a turd for not "knowing" that Israel blew up New York.
 Are you under the impression that's an accepted fact?

 Comments?

 Subject: Charles Grassley's comments

 Bart,

 After reading that bankruptcy quote on your page, for some reason,
 the name Neil Bush popped into my head.

 Best,
 -scott

 Comments?

 Bush's Neocons Unbridled
   by Robert Parry at  consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Over the past two weeks, both conservative and mainstream news outlets have fallen over themselves
 to attribute the democratic rumblings in countries from Egypt to Lebanon to the hard-headed wisdom
 of Bush's invasion of Iraq and his idealistic rhetoric about "freedom" in the Middle East. This press coverage,
 in turn, has reinvigorated the neocons, giving them renewed confidence about the rightness of their cause.

 The Washington Post's neoconservative columnist Charles Krauthammer sounded like a combination of
 Trotsky and Robespierre as he proclaimed that now is the time to escalate Bush's policies in the Arab world.
"Revolutions do not stand still," Krauthammer wrote. "They either move forward or die."

 Other more mainstream commentators who supported Bush's Iraq invasion have cited the several small steps
 toward Middle Eastern democracy as vindication for their approach toward Iraq, which included misleading
 the American people to war with false claims about Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction.

"The last couple of years have not been easy for anyone, myself included, who hoped that the Iraq war would
 produce a decent, democratizing outcome," wrote New York Times foreign policy analyst Thomas L. Friedman.
 Of course, the last two years haven't been very easy either for the tens of thousands of U.S. troops sent to Iraq,
 for the families of the 1,500 dead U.S. soldiers or for the Iraqi people.

 Comments?

 Subject: No one knowing about you

 I just read the bit that you said about you're used to no one knowing about you.
 In October, I attended a Michael Moore speach at my Uni in West Virginia.
 Michael was quite brilliant.

 While waiting for the fun to begin, I had a sign supplied by the Student Democrats
 The sign on one side said "(Name of University) Students for John Kerry" with out uni's colours and logo.
 The back side was blank, so I took a marker and wrote  bartcop.com  on it, hoping to generate enough
 attention so that Moore would see it and comment on it.

 While I was holding up my sign in the audience, SEVERAL people asked me what the site was.
 I told them the way it was, most of them wrote down the URL and I HOPE that they not only visited the site,
 but returned several times there-after.  We gotta get the truth out there SOMEHOW.

 Seems like the only way to do that is via word-of-mouth.
 I'm trying, Bart, it's the least I owe you for everything you've done for me.
 Bee Bee
 

 Bee Bee, thanks for that.

 Comments?

 The Invisible Wounded

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Paul Rieckhoff said the nighttime-only arrivals of wounded, along with the restrictions on coffin photos
 and other P.R. tactics, are designed to hide from the public the daily flow of wounded and dead.
"They do it so nobody sees [the wounded]," Rieckhoff said. "In their mind-set, this is going to demoralize
 the American people. The overall cost of this war has been · continuously hidden throughout.
 As the costs get higher, their efforts to conceal those costs also increase."

 But the Pentagon says it's not trying to hide the wounded from anyone. (Pentagon officials have also
 denied that banning photographs of coffins at Dover was a P.R. decision.) Capt. Herbert McConnell,
 a spokesman for Andrews Air Force Base, said that while it's true the flights of wounded arrive only
 at night, the schedule is not designed to minimize images of wounded soldiers. "There is no conspiracy,
 I can tell you that. I am absolutely sure there is no effort to bring them in under the darkness of night,"
 McConnell said.  "There is nothing shady going on here."
 

 It's a coincidence that flights with wounded soldiers only land in the dark?

 Comments?

 Halliburton paying employees in cash
  One more way the BFEE is stealing millions

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  Excerpt:
 U.S. officials in postwar Iraq paid a contractor by stuffing $2 million worth of crisp bills into his gunnysack
 and routinely made cash payments around Baghdad from a pickup truck, a former official with the invasion says.

 Because the country lacked a functioning banking system, contractors and Iraqi ministry officials were paid with bills
 taken from a basement vault in one of Saddam Hussein's palaces that served as headquarters for the Coalition
 Provisional Authority, former CPA official Frank Willis said.

 Officials from the CPA, which ruled Iraq from June 2003 to June 2004, would count the money when it left the vault,
 but nobody kept track of the cash after that, Willis said.
 

 Gee, and we wonder why Halliburton can't account for the missing millions?
"It's too dangerous to keep track of accounting," says Cheney's old firm that volunteered
 to send its workers in Bush's war zone. "We can't keep records with bullets flying!"

 Comments?

 Jackson Accuser Admits Lying under Oath
   All-white jury is sure to be impartial, however

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  Excerpt:
 A 14-year-old boy who testified that Michael Jackson molested his brother acknowledged
 under cross-examination Tuesday that he couldn't remember which porn mags Michael Jackson
 showed him and which porn mags were shown to him by District Attorney Tom Sneddon.
 Sneddon, who is white, has not been charged with corrupting the witness. The witness also
 admitted lying under oath in a previous lawsuit his mother had previously filed.

 When Jackson's attorney asked if he had lied in a third trial, the boy said, "I don't remember."
 When Mesereau asked him to tell the jury why he lied under oath, the boy said: "I don't remember.
 It was five years ago. I don't remember nothing."
 

I don't know if MJ is guilty or not, but why is this kid testifying in his third trial?
    How is it that one thing after another happens and this kid has to testify to it?
    IF the only witness has admitted lying under oath, why are they even holding a trial?

This trial has "Scott Peterson" written all over it.
    If Michael bought a boat and didn't tell his Dad, he must be guilty and he must hang.
    I'm so old I remember when trials were about evidence, not the personal quirks of the accused.,
    Since we all know he did it, why are they even holding a trial?

District Attorney Tom Sneddon made a big deal about how weird it was that a grown man would
   have toys spread out all over the house, then Jackson's lawyer reminded them that Michael has
   three children and sometimes children play with toys.

  I haven't seen a show with Nancy Grace on months, but I'm sure she knows Jackson is guilty,
  so why are they even holding a trial?
 

 They way I understand things, Michael Jackson is not in police custody.
 If Jackson's lawyer tells him he'll likely be found guilty and get a long prison term,
 you don't seriously think he's going to surrender to authorities, do you?

 He's already the biggest star ever to be charged with child molestation.
 If Sneddon can make that charge stick, Jackson knows he'd never survive prison.

 He has to assume he'll be "Dahmered" in jail, so he might as well have his choice of weapons now
 and save everyone a lot of trouble, right?

 Comments?

 Subject: Hot Damn Marc

 Hot Damn Marc.
 Spot on.
 Thanks a lot for your work.

 Best,
 Robert
 

 Robert, Marc is my producer and the Top Dawg at The Church of Reality

 
  "If it's real, we believe in it."

 I'll forward your comments to him,
 bart

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 The torture time bomb

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  Excerpt:
 There is a time bomb ticking somewhere in the United States. It is not a Hollywood movie, it is a real terrorist bomb.
 You have, say, a terrorist suspect in custody. International and domestic law is unequivocal. It is illegal to torture the
 suspect, even if the detainee just might let slip the crucial information needed to locate and defuse the bomb before it
 tears through civilians. This is the legal conundrum presented by the noted Harvard law professor Alan Dershowitz in
 proposing a new legal instrument, a so-called "torture warrant". Such an interrogation might begin, he suggests, with a
 sterilised needle under the fingernails.

 Professor Dershowitz's point is this: the US Government covertly subcontracts torture out to nations such as Egypt,
 Jordan, Syria and Morocco. The CIA reportedly uses a jet to secretly deliver terrorist suspects to foreign governments
 known to employ torture. In the sanitised lexicon of the US security apparatus, this is called "rendition". If Washington is
 going to continue to do this - and Professor Dershowitz says the US has broken international laws in every war it has
 fought - then a transparent, accountable legal process must be put in place, reserving torture as a last resort.
 

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 Al Qaeda May Have Targeted Russell Crowe

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  Excerpt:
 Russell Crowe said he may have been a target of an al Qaeda kidnap plot in early 2001,
 part of a bid by the militant network to "culturally destabilize" the United States.
 

 Crowe told GQ magazine in an interview that he received FBI protection throughout "A Beautiful
 Mind" and for part of "Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World." He also was flanked
 by undercover agents at the Golden Globes in 2001.  When asked who might have been targeting him,
 Crowe replied: "Um ... well, that was the first conversation in my life that I'd heard the phrase al Qaeda."

 Comments?

 Subject: I'm with marc perkel

 Marc is right about saving Social Security and America by "rising up" and taking the country back.
 Certainly Social Security, as a safety net, should be saved. But it won't matter much in the long run,
 if we cannot rid ourselves of those in Washington and all 50 State Houses who are unredeemably
 corrupted by the Sociopathic corporate officers.
 
 I often wonder how much it will take before the tipping point is reached in this country.
 
 This administration reminds me of the OJ Simpson crime scene; there is so damned much evidence
 of a crime and the identity of the perpetrators', it is overqwhelming to the point where people's minds
 just sort of shut down.
 
 I cannot figure for the life of me why it hasn't already happenned.
 Why people aren't emptying the home improvement centers of torches and pitch forks
 
 If Marc has any ideas of how this up-rising should happen, I would sure love to hear about them.
 Dot

 Comments?

 Quotes

"The cowboy, the frat boy, the dunce, the idiot, the man who lacks nuance
   is smarter than you are on the left."
      -- Rush the vulgar Pigboy, wishing it was true, 
 

 By the way, Rush, you forgot the moron, the giggling murderer, the surrender monkey etc.

 Comments?

 Subject: comment on Perkel's Soc Sec message

 Hi, Bart.

 Have you heard anyone suggest that one way to help Social Security would be
 to invite all those retired [Republicans] who hate it so much to decline accepting it?

 Wouldn't that leave plenty for people who really need it?
 I'll bet it would take the Jaws of Life to pry the money out of their hands and bank accounts.

 Love you,
 Margaret in DC
 

 Margaret, OR they could fully tax the super-rich on Social Security.
 As it is, they only pay taxes on their first $90,000.

 So if someone makes $20,000,000, he or she only pays SS taxes on less than 1/2 of 1 percent of that.
 One member of Congress said increasing Cap to $200,000 would give solvency for 75 years, but
 Bush wants the system to go bankrupt, because like all rich Republicans, he's tired of funding a safety net
 for the people who weren't born into super-rich families who got their start with Hitler's Jewish slave labor.

 Comments?

 Subject: is another Depression ahead?

 When there is little middle class discretionary spending then result is loss of demand and recession to depression.
  Look at increase in inequality.
 Look at increase in income of top 20% and decline of lower 80%.
 
 Universal Health Care is major means to decrease costs
 Government negotiate prices and take pharmaceuticals from being top profit industry in America for past 25 years.
 Tax top 20% of income earners.
 
 We did ok with top marginal rate of 90% then 70%.
 Note growth of income for "all"   Americans in 1950's--1960's--1970's.
 It was called "Picket Fence" growth.
 Step ladder after Reagan tax cuts
 Ladder had to have special extension for top 1%..
 
 60% tax cut for top by Reagan and what did we gain? Inequity.
 A struggling middle class.
 An increase in tax money that went to help bottom 20%.

 Clarence Swinney,
 Burlington, NC

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 New Gossip Mill

 Did you see the last C.S.I. Vegas?

 It was about the most feared man in town and his weird sexual world.
 His fetish was pretending he was a baby - wearing diapers, spending the day in a giant playpen and,
 just to keep it super-weird and sexed-up, drinking breast milk from "the next Sharon Stone," Susan Ward.

..

"They" say Michael Jackson has a "Diaper room," and that the show was so on-target,
 the information could only have been leaked by Santa Barbara District Attorney Tom Sneddon.

 I doubt this is true because as we all know, it's illegal to leak secret Grand Jury testimony,
 and prosecutors always obey the law, no matter what - just ask Kenneth Starr.

  Comments?

 Subject: when other nations pull their troops out of Iraq

 Bart, mark my words:

 The lying, giggling murderer will shortly find a way to DRAFT our babies (certainly NOT any of his
 or his brother Jeb the salamanders), possibly by  "renaming" it and calling his monetary death march
 something other than "the draft".

 Voluntary enlistments are WAY off target and many of the other countries he's also duped are waking up
 and smelling the napalm. Bart, sad to say but I see yet another campaign lie as inevitable.
 
 Kathy W

  Comments?

 Housekeeping, literally

 I had to pay for our fifth dumpster dump today.
 When we started the move, I rented a giant trash container like a construction site uses.
 Each container is 23 cubic feet...

.

 ...plus whatever we were able to pile on top of that, (they "tarp" it and the giant truck takes it away)
 and we're now on container five.  That's over 100 cubic yards of stuff we didn't move.

 Also, we're putting accoustic, sound-deadening tiles on the walls today so we can do radio tomorrow.

  Comments?

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  Subject: Democrats:  The Racist Party

 Bart, you are a perfect example of racism.
 You use the word "Nigger" almost every day and often numerous times each day.
 Rolls off your tongue easily like you use it regularly and often.
 How many times have you called blacks "Niggers."
 Thousands  of times?  Tens of thousands of times?

 When I call the GOP on their racism, I often use their language.
 Like when I talk to you, I speak "Monkey."
 

 I've good news for you.  As a Republican, I have never called anyone a "Nigger."

 Hmmm, Mark Furhman made the same claim - and that lie got OJ off a murder rap.
 Are you claiming you're more honest than Mark Furhman?   (snicker...)
 

 Your favorite Democrat Robert KKK Byrd even uses "Nigger" to describe some white people.
 He calls them "White niggers."

 You forgot to mention he was once in the KKK.
 Which handbook are you reading from, Hannity's or the vulgar Pigboy?
 

 I never hear white Republicans say the word "Nigger" or imply it.

 ha ha
 In what part of San Fransisco do you live?

 
 It is considered low and base to use such disgusting terms.
 It is something we expect of racist Democrats, but beneath Republicans
 who are famous for their tolerance and opposition to racism and bigotry.

 Is that why Lindsey Graham said that the GOP has not forgiven Lincoln yet?
 Is that why blacks vote 90-10 for the Democrats, because the GOP is so "tolerant?"

 Finish your banana, Monkey, then get out of here.

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