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Who is the next Harry Fisher?
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Bush's 'Information War'
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This Just In...

 Scott Peterson sentenced to death
  Judge:   If only you had told your Daddy you bought a boat...
  Nation:  Yay! Nancy Grace is the greatest and we love her!

 This Just In...

 Robert Blake found innocent
  You should've been a child actor, Scott!


 Quotes

"Congressman Davis says the investigation may not end with baseball.

 Russert:  'What authority does your committee have? Could you look into
                   drugs in Hollywood, drugs in the music industry?'

 Davis: 'Rule Ten, clause 4C2 gives us the ability to hold a hearing on any matter at any time.,

 Any matter at any time? Enron, Halliburton, no WMDs, Abu Ghraib?
 And you went with baseball? Way to go."
         --Jon Stewart,

  Comments?



 Photog for White House pedo ring arrested after HST suicide
   Saw it on  omflocco.com

..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Photographer Russell E. "Rusty" Nelson was arrested after Hunter Thompson reportedly committed
 suicide on February 10, according to two phone interviews with attorney John DeCamp last week.

 Nelson was allegedly employed by a former Republican Party activist to take pictures of current or retired
 U.S. House-Senate members and other prominent government officials engaging in sexual criminality by
 receiving or committing sodomy and other sex acts on children during the Reagan-Bush 41 years.

 Thompson's death and the news blackout of Rusty Nelson's simultaneous arrest raise questions that
 someone may be attempting to limit Nelson's freedom or threaten him, since according to testimony, both men
 had allegedly witnessed homosexual prostitution and pedophile criminal acts in a suppressed but far-reaching
 child sex-ring probe closely linked to Senate and House members--but also George H. W. Bush.
 [Rusty Nelson told Judge Warren Urbom he took 20,000 to 30,000 pictures, 2-5-1999, p.52]

 Pedophile victim Paul Bonacci--kidnapped and forced into sex slavery between the ages of 6 and 17--told
 U.S. District Court Judge Warren Urbom in sworn testimony [pp.105, 124-126] on February 5, 1999:
"Where were the parties?...down in Washington, DC...and that was for sex...There was sex between adult men
 and other adult men but most of it had to do with young boys and young girls with the older folks...specifically for
 sex with minors...Also in Washington, DC, there were parties after a party...there were a lot of parties where there
 would be senators and congressmen who had nothing to do with the sexual stuff. But there were some senators and
 congressmen who stayed for the [pedophile sex] parties afterwards...on a lot of the trips he took us on he had us,
 I mean, I met some people that I don't feel comfortable telling their name because I don't want to ---
 ...Q: Are you scared?...Yes..."
 

..
 "This is bad. Those kids might remember my flight suit..."

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 Gannongate threatens to expose GOP pedo ring
   Saw it on  onlinejournal.com

..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"Gannongate," which is only now being mentioned by the mainstream news media, threatens to expose
 a potentially damaging GOP pedophile and male prostitution ring dating back to the 1980s and the
 administration of George H. W. Bush. James D. Guckert, using the name Jeff Gannon and possibly
 other aliases, was also running gay porn sites, one with a U.S. Marine Corps theme that solicited males for prostitution.

 White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said he did not realize Gannon was using an alias until recently.
 However, rumors in the gay community are circulating about McClellan frequenting gay bars in Austin, Texas.

 Gannon bypassed established Secret Service security controls, including a background check requiring a social
 security number, to obtain a White House press pass that identified him by an alias, an action seen by many
 seasoned Washington journalists as only being possible if he had favorable treatment from White House staff,
 especially McClellan and his predecessor, Ari Fleischer. One White House reporter expressed revulsion over
 the fact that it was Fleischer who took away press credentials from the late long-time White House correspondent
 Sarah McClendon and handed them to Gannon.
 

 Did Gannon blackmail his way into the White House?
 What secrets does he know that Bush can't afford to get out?
 Has America's security been compromised?
 

..
 "This could be real bad..."
 

 Isn't it strange that the American whore press wants no part of this Bush gay sex scandal?
 Being sensationalist whores for sale, why are they passing up this juicier-than-Monica story?
 Why give the spoiled little liar cover for worse crimes than Clinton ever dreamed of?
 How do you get thousands of reporters to back off this spectacular story?

 The whole world is talking about Bush's gay sex scandal - everyone but the pro-Bush American media.
 They spend years on Clinton's girlfriend, but they refuse to print stories about Bush's boyfriend?

 The "liberal press" won't mention the facts (gigolo Gannon's White House access) that they witnessed with their own eyes.
 

 Comments?



 Subject: Consistency (the 4 year-old shooter in Texas)

 One can only hope he will be tried as an adult.

 Dan M
 

 Dan, I think you meant that as a gag, but what about Three Fingers Scalia?
 

 Scalia Slams Juvenile Death Penalty Ruling

..
    "I want to kill!"

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 In a speech Monday, Scalia said unelected judges have no place deciding issues such as abortion and the death penalty.
 The court's 5-4 ruling March 1 to outlaw the juvenile death penalty based on "evolving notions of decency" was simply
 a mask for the personal policy preferences of the five-member majority, he said.

"If you think aficionados of a living Constitution want to bring you flexibility, think again," Scalia told his audience.
"You think the death penalty is a good idea? Persuade your fellow citizens to adopt it. You want a right to abortion?
 Persuade your fellow citizens and enact it. That's flexibility."

"Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?" said Scalia, a religiously-insane lawyer.

 Comments?


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 Welcome to the White House ...and Suicide
  Saw it on  counterpunch.com

..
     "I play hardball...always on top."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"I hired Jeff Gannon last winter when I was in Philadelphia on business. I was so pleased with the experience
 that I recently had him travel with me on a weekend trip to North Carolina. I am an active duty senior officer
 in the US Army. Discretion is of utmost importance to me. Jeff understands that because of his Marine background.
 He has so many talents besides the bedroom, it was a great experience for me. He is all-man, athletic and self-assured.
 Great body, he helped me work out twice, one time on base. The sex was great, he's a hard core top, verbal and
 strong, never romantic, but not mean."

"Jeff" hosts a right-wing radio show, "Jeff Gannon's Washington," and authors homophobic articles, focusing on
 Democrats' gay-friendly positions, including one on October 12, 2004 warning that John Kerry "could become
 the first gay president."

 How was this lightweight able to join the White House press corps in the first place, alongside John King,
 Ron Hutcheson, etc.? Did the necessary background check reveal his fraudulence? It appears he attended using
 daily passes, rather than a "hard" pass, although there is some debate about that. McClellan says he knew the man
 was using a pseudonym. Did he know all the other stuff?
 
 

Elephant rides for Republicans!
Rates start at $200/hr, and I'm a 'top.'

From  jeffgannon.com

I'm  baaaaaaack!
If you thought I was going away - then you don't know Topper Gannon.





..
 "This is so bad, my eye might start twitchin' again..."

  Comments?


 Who will be the next Harry Fisher?

..

  harryfisher.net

  Excerpt:
 CNN reports about "Operation Iraqi Freedom" using "embedded" correspondents and showing
 little of the worldwide protests against the  U.S. aggression on Iraq.  They want us to believe that
 70% of the U.S. citizens back this goddamn war.9499

 At age 92, Harry Fisher did not consider himself too old to keep up the fight for peace and social justice.
 Outraged and angry about the cynical war on Iraq, he died at yesterday's huge anti-war demonstration in New York City.

  Comments?



 The mole, the US media and a White House coup
   Saw it in UK's Guardian Observer

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The Gannon case is a prime illustration. If, during the Clinton administration, a fake reporter from
 a Democrat front organisation, using a false name, had been exposed as attending White House press
 conferences it would have been a national scandal. If he had then been shown to be a gay prostitute,
 the scandal could have threatened a Democrat presidency. With 'Gannon' and Bush there has been
 no such outcry. The mainstream media has approached the story warily, while right-wing organisations
 such as Fox News have largely ignored it.

 That has created a vacuum in the US media. It is a space being filled by 'bloggers' from both left and right
 who write personal journals, or weblogs, on the internet. It is here that the real media battles are now being fought.
 The internet has become a sort of Fifth Estate as the Fourth Estate of the mainstream media has slid toward irrelevance.
 The groundwork was done mainly by the right. Internet gossip hound Matt Drudge, whose Drudge Report is a key
 source for every American political journalist, struck the first blow with his breaking of the Monica Lewinsky affair.

 Comments?



 Bart,
 Thank you the Dr. Thompson quote site.

 Dr Thompson is a fairly substantial part of who I am today and I suspect, a part of who a lot of people
 that read him during their impressionable years.  Dr. Thompson either helped me keep my sanity while
 reading him in the early 70's or he helped tip me off the edge.

 Interestingly, his mad fast and most times breathless scribbling made it possible for a 19 year old to hang
 from the edge of sanity with one hand while waving the other  wildly and yell loudly about perceived social
 implications of quantum mechanics, crooked politicians, cautious recreational drug use and fast loud cars.
 I survived.

 Leaving a crappy job in a steel mill in 1974 seemed a lot more acceptable because I read Dr. Thompson on my midnight shifts.
 I never finished journalism school but I got out of the mills.

 Go out and buy at least one more Rolling Stone magazine.
 I stopped reading it when I bought one for a boring flight from Chicago to L.A.. The mag was more boring
 than the flight.  But tonight I picked it up and the whole  issue  is pretty much dedicated to Dr. Thompson.
 It gives a lot of insight into Dr. Thompson's last days and some really funny stuff from Jann Wenner.

 Thanks Dr. Thompson.
 RDS

  Comments?



 Beating Bush at 'Information War'
    by Robert Parry at  consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 The Republicans and especially the neoconservative intellectuals realized that control of information - or one
 might say replacing it with propaganda - was the key to solidifying their political power within the United States.

 That's why the conservatives have invested billions of dollars over the past quarter century in building their own
 potent media infrastructure, ranging from cable networks and major daily newspapers to AM talk radio and
 well-organized Internet bloggers. Besides writing their own historical narrative, the conservatives succeeded in
 throwing the mainstream press onto the defensive with endless charges of "liberal bias."

 The conservative success was compounded by the fact that while this media apparatus was under construction,
 American liberals largely sat on the sidelines, thinking that the mainstream news media would somehow respond
 or hoping that some metaphorical pendulum would swing back in their direction. Neither has happened.

 Instead, the Republicans consolidated their dominance of the heartland "red states" where voters who listened to
 talk radio in their cars had little choice but to tune in rants about the evils of "librhuls" and "guvmint."
 

...

 Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet

  Comments?


 Subject:  spineless Dems - I don't want any part of it

 Bart, you wrote,

> Name a current, successful politician who doesn't pander.

 Bernie Sanders, Independent, Vermont.
 Doesn't pander--does work hard, tells the truth, is considered a communist by the Rethugs.

 Then you wrote,

> Hillary's crime is being rated #1.

 By Whom?
 Neil, who's so far left he could be right
 

 Neil, ha ha
 You're just trying to cause trouble, maybe get your name mentioned...
 Did you eat your spinach today? :)

 All that yapping don't mean shit.
 Your choices in 2008 are Hillary or Bush III.

 Bernie Sanders won't ever be president, but you knew that and
 you're the guy with the Hillary obsession so I'm guessing you see her as Enemy #1.

 I have an idea:
 Why don't we let the GOP lead the charge against our best candidate (great idea, eh?)
 and you syrup-drinking, pancake-eating Vermontights can go back to voting for Kermit again.

  Comments?



 Subject: Bob "the new whore on CBS" Schieffer

 Wow Bart!

 I did not know much about Bob and I have seen you run that quote about him giving praise
 for Bush's Foreign policy but I got to see it first hand today after Bush's "surprise" press conference.

 He was gushing over his "relaxed" demeanor and the way he "handled" the jourlalists.
 No wonder they bumped Rather off, they needed this new "whore" to be able to kiss ass prime time.
 It is very sad..

 Denver Dude.
 

 Dude, that's why Schiiffer was installed - to priase Bush and call him a genius.

  Comments?


 Tom Delay's corruption problems
  bartcop.com  readers knew about them back in October

  101004otter.htm

  Excerpt:
 Did I say that DeLay didn't have the clout to affect the outcome of a lawsuit?
 Ahh, there would be a possible exception to that if the plaintiff was the US government......
 Did you happen to read the Justice Department statement released on May 3, 2004?
 I didn't think so. I do wish you'd bother to keep up with such things.

 In a separate case, Johnny Ashcroft's DOJ team sued Cracker Barrel for violating Title II of the Civil Rights Act of 1964
 by engaging in a pattern or practice of discrimination against African-American customers and prospective customers on the
 basis of their race or color. The investigation found 50 different Cracker Barrel restaurants which had racism problems and
 80 percent of the staff had experienced or witnessed discriminatory treatment of customers at a Cracker Barrel restaurant.
 The DOJ resolved the matter with a huge punishment. They made Cracker Barrel post signs saying they don't discriminate.

 No fines. No firings. No apology. This is a Republican government at work.
 Pay Tom DeLay your donations and sit back for the ride.
 

....
"I'm nuts about crime..."

 Comments?



 Quotes

"I've come to believe the news is manipulated. On some higher level,
  someone is saying, 'We can tell 'em this; we can't tell 'em that.'"
    --Bruce Willis, at the age of 50, finally figuring it out   Attribution
 

  Comments?


 Democrat In Name Only

..
       "I love my Dubya!"

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 It's time to go, Joe.

 Joe Lieberman, it's time for you to say goodbye to the US Senate. It is time for a real Democrat to be
 elected to the seat. You know it's time when you stand shoulder-to-shoulder with a President who has lied
 consistently and constantly to the American public. A President who puts a man in charge of the Justice
 Department who approved torture (Yes, Joe voted for him) and a woman in charge at State who has clearly
 lied about what she was told and is responsible for the lack of security around 9/11 (again Joe voted for her)`.

  Comments?



 Subject: bartcop radio

 Hey Bart,

 I'm really enjoying the radio shows.  I could almost swear they're getting funnier!
 For some reason it cracks me up whenever you stumble while reading something and say "..ready?"

 I won't be quitting my subscription, even though I disagree with some things you say.
 I mean, how can you say soccer is boring?  You're flat wrong about that.

 magnus
 (the artist who's tardy)
 

 Dude, soccer is a short-pants sport.
 They don't wear short pants on my orders...

 Comments?


 Lou Dobbs, March 15th

 Lou took a survey - how to save Social Security?

a majority said "raise taxes"
fewer said "raise the retirement age"
seven percent said private accounts are the answer - ha ha
 

 If Bush can't convince the Wall Street crowd, he's in trouble.

 Comments?



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 Bush picks insane murderer to head World Bank
 Paul Wolfowitz (R-Vampire) is Bush's latest cruel joke on the world

..
        "I will suck the world's money dry."

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Bush will recommend that Paul Wolfowitz to head the World Bank.
 Wolfowitz has been Rumsfeld's top deputy and a lightning rod for criticism over the
 bloody, unnecessary, horrubly- bungled invasion of Iraq and other defense policies.

 Wolfowitz was among the most forceful of those in the Bush administration in arguing that
 Saddam had WMDs, and he had predicted wrongly that Americans would be welcomed
 as liberators rather than occupiers once they toppled Saddam's government.

 Wolfowitz, a veteran of six administrations, has earned a reputation for being a foreign policy hawk
 ÷ the view that the United Stateswill murder the head of any country with oil if Bush chooses to steal it.

 Comments?


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 Subject: Deaths in WWII

 Bart,

 Yes, 20,000,000 Soviets died.
 However it was Stalin purging them that caused it, not the Nazis.

 I never claimed to be a historian.
 Are you saying Stalin killed more Russians in WWII than Hitler?
 I'm not "calling you out," I'm just asking because I shot pool instead of going to history class.

 Much of what I know about WWII I got from Hogan's Heroes.
 Each time Col. Hochstetter threatened to send Klink to the Eastern Front, it was so Klink
 could witness Stalin killing the Russians who were trying to help Stalin fight the Germans?
 

 I don't know where you got the impression that the Nazi Holocaust caused 26,000,000 deaths,
 and only Holocaust deniers say otherwise.    Take a breath, man.

 I'm a simple man from Oklahoma's Dust Bowl.

      6M dead Jews
 + 20M dead Russians
---------------------
 + 26M dead, ...but that's using my Catholic math.
 

 Comments?



 Subject: you and your page

 Bart, love the site. I disagree with you on damn near everything, torture being the big exception.
 If it will save tens, hundreds, thousands of lives, torture the bastards.

 I enjoy reading your take on things, even when I think you're wrong.
 I don't think my balls are quite big enough to debate you.
 I respect you for being ready and willing to take on all comers.

 If it's not too personal, what kind of work do you do?
 I'm a (withheld)

 Thanks for your time.
 Scott
 

 Dude, you  can't  disagree with me on damn near everything
 because that would make you wrong most of the f-ing time.

 What kind of work do I do?

 I run a Tequila Treehouse for people smarter than I.
 It's not the most intelligent site on the www, but we have fun every day.
 

 Comments?



 Subject: avoiding World War III

 I've always wondered about how Adolf Hitler could have been stopped in the 1930s during his rise to power.
 And I've blamed the German people for not having stopped it from the beginning. But at the time nothing like that
 had ever happened before and our world barely escaped a one world evil empire.

 Suppose the same thing were happening today and we can all see it coming - what are we to do?
 Are we going to sit back and let it happen again - or are we going to nip it in the bud?
 We know better now and with today's technology we no longer have the excuse that we didn't know.
 We can say that we don't see the same thing coming because it is so obvious.

 When telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act there can be no denying that we have a responsibility to act
 and to prevail. So I ask the people of the world one simple question, "Are we going to sit back and allow it to
 happen again - or are we going to rise up and stop it?" We simply can not sit back and allow this to happen.

 Marc Perkel
 San Francisco, CA

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 Last issue, I said in Vegas, one could spend money on lesbian coke dealers,
 well-tanned, tranny hookers and high roller Texas Hold 'em games.

 I suppose that's true, ...but I was just making a joke.

 The coke dealers I knew were all male
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Bush's U.S. soldier body count in Iraq
 

1516, 1517, 1519 dead soldiers under Bush

Two more  coffins will land secretly at Dover AFB.
 


 

How many more, America?
 

http://icasualties.org/oif/


 Kidman gets serious with Bing?

 ..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Nicole Kidman's relationship with Steve Bing has stepped up a notch.
 The pair spent the weekend together, spending time at her home, at Bing's city hotel,
 dining at several restaurants and even playing a few rounds of golf.

 Rumours the couple have even become engaged are circulating, sparked by the actress
 hiding her left hand behind her back when leaving a restaurant during his stay.
 

 Steve Bing?
 Isn't he that weasel who knocked up, and ran out on, Elizabeth Hurley?

..


 Internet rumor: Anderson Cooper is dating the star of what cable TV show?

  I Know, I know!


 Subject: Number killed by the Nazis

 26 million is in fact a conservative estimate.
 Most put the Holocaust victims between 5 to 10 million and the Russian dead at 20 to 40 million.
 26 million total is really gracing the bottom end of the potential spectrum.

 Erik T
 

 Erik, I'm just a Rush wannabe who lies all the time.

  Comments?



 VCR Alert

 Is NBC (General Electric) finished punishing Martin Sheen for being right about the war in Iraq?
 I ask because they're actually doing a show that features their biggest star - go figure.
 Tonight on The West Wing.

 Borgata Poker Open in Atlantic City on World Poker Tour, the best of the poker shows.

 For those who appreciate the female form, Paris Hilton is "Genie" tonight on American Dreams.

..

   Comments?


 Subject: They get away with everything

 Hey Bart,

 I'm depressed again.  The repugnantcans are getting away with EVERYTHING!
 Loathsome Wolfowitz is to head World Bank, gas prices are going through the stratosphere,
 the dollar's value is declining and turncoat democrats are voting with repugnantcans to give bush anything he wants.

 Don't forget drilling in Alaska and making it a crime to go bankrupt.
 

 I wouldn't rule out bush getting what he wants for Social Security.  All he has to do is get Greenspan
 to say that private accounts will save the American economy, the mediawhores will repeat it ad nauseum
 on network and cable news and the sheeple will go for it.

 I need to order some more Chinaco.
 Rita
 

 Rita, sounds like a plan.
 I've said many times, the Democrats should be arrested for obtaining money (their paychecks)
 under false pretenses. They simply refuse to fight and we're all sick of the constant surrenders.

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