Quotes
"ABC News obtained GOP talking points explaining
why they should intervene in the Schiavo case.
Among them, that the "pro-life base will be
excited", and that it is a 'great political issue .'"
--ABC
News, Attribution
"I don't know where those talking points come from,
and I think they're disgusting."
--Tom
DeLay, asked about the talking points Attribution
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"I'm
nuts about fooling the religiously insane."
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Democrats
for Wolfowitz
Get a bucket - you're going to need it
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Excerpt:
Biden (Pink Tutu) described Wolfowitz as
a man with an "active and fertile mind" who believes in
the work of multilateral institutions. Asked for
his reaction to the selection, Biden responded: "Solid."
He then elaborated. "Paul is a brilliant guy
and a serious person."
"I know him to be an extraordinarily intelligent,
creative thinker who has the potential to do
a good job at the World Bank," said Patrick Leahy
( Bush's rubber stamp.)
..
"We're
Bush Commandos - we follow his orders."
Guess what?
We're not ever going to win again until we cut these traitors loose.
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Colo
Prof Weary in Fight on 9/11 Comments
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Excerpt:
In one message, liberal scholar Noam Chomsky
calls Churchill's achievements of inestimable value,
while an e-mail in another pile warns: "If you
ever come to Florida, I will personally bash your (expletive) brains in."
This is Churchill's new life: Since January,
he has been at the center of a firestorm over free speech for likening
some Sept. 11 victims to Adolf Eichmann. The governors
of two states have called for his ouster and two attorneys
with a Denver radio show have spent weeks compiling
data they say proves Churchill is a rotten professor at best,
a seditionist at worst. (Translation: He's
not a Bush fan so he's evil scum.)
In a two-hour interview with The Associated
Press, Churchill, 57, said he won't back down as the school investigates
him to see if he can be fired. But he wearily acknowledged
the uproar now dominates his life and makes it difficult to
focus on his job as a tenured professor of ethnic
studies.
"I'm struggling desperately to be able to deliver
to my students what they signed up for," Churchill said, slumped in
a chair and chain-smoking Pall Malls. "All of my
time is devoted to responding to gratuitous (expletive). Every day
there's a new idiocy."
This guy need to take the BartCop Debate
course.
Basically, all he said was, "America
has a bloody past, and present."
That can't be argued with, but the professor
can't figure out how to frame it that way.
Comments?
Anthrax
Killer Still Free Years Later
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Excerpt:
The anthrax false alarm this week served as a
reminder that federal authorities George Bush's
Justice Department still hasn't caught whoever
was the Republicans who were responsible for
the all-too-real attacks the
attacks on Democrats in 2001 that left five people dead. No arrests
have been made and no charges filed in the case
and the FBI says they see no recent activity.
Debra Weierman, spokeswoman for the FBI's
Washington field office, disputed that. She said 30
FBI agents and 15 postal inspectors are assigned
to the anthrax probe, and subpoenas have been issued.
"The investigation remains intensely active," Weierman
lied.
Horseshit!
They don't want to put a fellow Republican
in jail when he's doing such a good job of scaring the
already-scared Democrats into submission.
..
Remember:
Bush & Cheney started eating CIPRO
BEFORE the anthrax attacks.
They knew it was coming, the sons of bitches.
How many times have you seen a TV movie where they find out the
bank guard was
in on the robbery because he fell to the floor one second before
the robbers fired the first shot,
and that told the cops he knew a robbery was going down before it started...
Are Democrats too scared and too clueless to figure out the obvious?
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Comments?
Subject: Fr
Mushroom on Cardinal/Da Vinci
St. Bartholomew,
LOL'ed at your comments on the Church (big
C)...yes, do get riled up about women taking "the pill,"
people having a hamburger on Friday during Lent
(at the Mushrooms, we had hot dogs, as we do on
almost every Friday in Lent), but they don't get
too upset with the Giggling Murderer or pedos in Roman
collars, as you say. As always, you're ahead of
the curve.
Oh, and I wouldn't take Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone's
blasting of _The Davinci Code_ too seriously.
"Tarc" as we call him at the bowling league, is a bit
of a tight-ass, not the most well-read guy you'll ever meet,
and worst of all, when it's his "beer frame" in
the league, he's always off in the bathroom or making a phonecall.
How convenient.
The reason the Church is so mad at Brown and _The
Davinci Code_ is because it's too damn close to the truth.
Just wanted to weigh in on this. Blessings to you
and Mrs. Bart in your new home.
You're still on the short list for the new pope--so
start thinking of a name.
Now I'm going to watch March Madness...are there
any Jesuit schools left in the Tournament?
Blessings,
Fr. Mushroom,
Vatican City West, Minnesota
FR. Mushroom, what do you get for blessing a home?
And is there a patron saint of keeping the carpets dry?
Comments?
Study:
Media Self-Censored Some Iraq Coverage
Gee, ya think? What was your first clue?
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Excerpt:
Many media outlets self-censored their
reporting on the Iraq invasion because of concerns
about public reaction to graphic images and content,
according to a survey of more than 200
journalistic whores by American University's School
of Communications.
That's a lie
- they were all sucking up to the Giggling Mass Murderer.
The study, released Friday, also determined
that "vigorous discussions" about what and where
to publish information and images were conducted
at media outlets.
More lies.
If there was "vigorous discussions," that
would mean some would decide to tell the truth while others
decided to print exactly what Karl Rove told them
to print. In reality, every network, every newspaper,
every TV cable Nazi and every talk radio blowhard
all told the exact same story thre exact same way -
that Saddam was a real threat and only Bush's greatness
could save us because he was sent here by God.
You can't have a "vigorous discussion," in 500
newsrooms and all come to the same worship-Bush conclusion.
America's whore press - even when they do a "step
back and take a hard look at ourselves" seession they end up
lying to themselves and lying to us while praising
Bush. Even today, two years after the spoiled punk got his wish
to murder Iraq and steal their oil, the press STILL refuses
to call this massacre a mistake.
Give that dog a bone...
Comments?
Rap
lyrics
As some of you know, I'm dreadfully old (51) so to keep up with today's
kids,
I thought I'd check out some rap lyrics to try to check the pulse of today's
street.
I keep hearing that today's songs are full of sex and other bad
things.
I feel that it's my duty to investigate these allegations.
Apparently, the most popular recording artist is a young man named
Fifty Cents.
..
A fine,
Christian young man
He's got the Number One song today - it's called "Candy Shop."
Let's take a look at Mr. Cents's lyrics:
I take you to the candy shop
It would seem that Mr. Cents owns a candy
production facility - good for him.
I'll let you lick the lollypop
...and, his lollipops are so guaranteed
delicious, he'll let you try a sample for free.
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
He would like for his young lady friend
to enjoy her candy without interruption.
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
Hmmm, I'm guessing his candy is like a Tootsie
Roll Pop, and if she licks
his lollypop long enough, she may be in for a surprise.
[Olivia]
I'll take you to the candy shop
Isn't that a coincidence?
Looks like his lady friend Olivia owns
her own candy production facility. too.
She has invited Mr. Cents to her facility, probably
as a gesture of competitive friendship.
She sounds like a sweet girl.
Boy one taste of what I got
She, too, is very proud of her candy production
work ethic.
I'll have you spending all you got
Perhaps she's inviting Mr Cents to invest
in her candy production facility?
Keep going 'til you hit the spot (woah)
...and there must be one particular spot
on her candy that's extra tasty.
And Mr. Cents replies:.
You can have it your way, how do you
want it?
Isn't that sweet? It's just like at
Burger King, "Have it your way..."
The disadvantaged minority youth is borrowing the
white man's sales tools.
You gon' back that thing up or should
i push up on it?
Hmmm, perhaps he's talking about a large
quantity of candy, and that a very big truck
might need to be backed up to Olivia's loading
dock for easier transport.
There's more, but these lyrics certainly
look harmless to me.
I don't know why we keep hearing that rap music
isn't family-friendly.
This song reminds me of Sammy Davis Jr's "The
Candy Man Can!"
..
"Mixin'
it with love..."
Maybe if other young men like Mr. Cents
took care of business like he did,
they wouldn't get distracted by girls, liquor and
violence the way some do.
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Head
scratcher
by Joe Conason
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Excerpt:
Bush cites Wolfowitz's Pentagon experience
in choosing him to head the World Bank.
Considering his atrocious track record at Defense,
the Bank should get ready for an epidemic of waste, fraud and corruption.
In announcing
the appointment, Bush himself insisted that Wolfowitz is the best choice
to take over the World Bank
because he's a "man of compassion" who "believes
deeply" in uplifting the world's poor. Yet there is precious little
evidence to support that assertion (and plenty
to contradict it).
As for Wolfowitz's actual qualifications,
which many experts have questioned, the president cited his appointee's
recent experience at the Department of Defense, "managing
the largest U.S. government agency with over 1.3 million
uniformed personnel and nearly 700,000 civilian
employees around the world."
Evidently none of Bush's White House briefers
has ever mentioned just how badly Wolfowitz and his boss,
Donald Rumsfeld, have managed that big old agency.
Comments?
Subject: Ex-Sgt Nadim Abou
Rabeh
Who cares how Saddam was captured?
What kind of an issue is that to talk about?
and how do you know that this guy isnt
lying?
...why so eager to believe an Ex GI?
Who cares?
Gee, I don't know...
Who cares that 1521 soldiers have died
in Bush's war?
I don't trust Bush and his shadow government
of lies.
If they fabricated a story to sell more "tickets" to
this war, we should close our eyes to that?
How much war would you like to buy today?
I didn't say I knew the soldier was telling
the truth - I said a claim was made.
If Saddam was captured like Bush said, why was
his gun not loaded?
A multi-billionaire madman/crimelord can't afford
a few bullets?
None of this matters...thats why the Democrats
lose elections...
Soldiers who die in Iraq are volunteers...they
arent being sent there against their will...
I doubt they signed up to raise the bottom
line on Halliburton's balance sheet.
Some guys like the military and like the
battle,
and I'm glad they do because then I dont have to
go...
Is that the first honest statement you've
made?
Guys went for you, you never served,
Hey smart guy - the army ordered me to put
my clothes back on and go home.
Did you take your physical?
...so what do you know about ANYTHING that
has to do with the military or war in general?
Ross Quinlan
Who do I have to be to ask a damn question?
A rich and connected son of a former president?
If you can't handle a few questions being asked, there are plenty
of web sites
that only allow the webmaster's thoughts to be printed - feel free
to contact them.
Comments?
Quotes
"Gays can't have kids -- other than going to
the abandoned kids' store and
getting one or two, or borrowing sperm from
someone with more sperm than brains
-- so by definition they're out of the marriage
game."
--Fox
News host John Gibson, who gets paid to hate and to scare the stupid Attribution
Comments?
Torture,
back from Holiday
I'm so tired of going in the same circles...
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Comments?
Subject: McGwire,
steroids, Bush and Pot
Here we are, all upset because Mark McGwire
refused to answer questions
about illicit substances he might have ingested.
Yey we happly reelect a President
who refused to answer those same questions.
What the hell is wrong with this country?
unclemike
The pink tutu Democrats have given Bush a pass on every crime he's
committed.
They think listing Bush's crimes is "playing dirty," so they continue to "lose
clean."
McGwire said, "I don't want to talk about the past," just like
Bush did in 2000.
So the media makes Bush the big hero and they make McGwire the scumbag
druggie.
Comments?
Latest
Government-Sanctioned Propaganda to Deny
Existence
of Government-Sanctioned Propaganda
as seen on fauxnews.com
..
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Excerpt:
Sinclair Broadcasting is wrapping up its
latest, pre-packaged news capsule, known as "The Point,"
to air this weekend in over sixty major markets
nationwide. Titled, The Future is 1950, the three-minute
editorial offensive is already considered by many
at SBG to be one of their very best.
According to CEO and president David Smith,
the beauty of Future rests within its simple but honest message:
"our government doesn't make stuff up, unless it's
to protect America from hating itself."
Comments?
Quotes
"I question it based on a review of the video
footage which I spent an hour or so
looking at last night in my office. She certainly
seems to respond to visual stimuli."
--Bill
Frist (R-Arrogant Scumbag) diagnosing Terri Schiavo from a videotape, concluding
that Florida
doctors had erred in saying she is in a 'persistent vegetative state.', Attribution
How can Frist tell more from a videotape than Schiavo's doctors
can tell, in person, after taking care
of her for so many years? Of course, he can't, but that's what whores
do. They trade dignity for cash
He's sucking up to the religiously insane by declaring that Florida doctors
are so stupid, that they can't
see in person what Frist can see from quick viewing of a video tape a thousand
miles away.
As always, I can fix this problem with a couple of sentences,
but we have that pesky problem
that the Invisible Cloud Being might see things in a way that conflicts
with sound medical science.
And He must be made happy, no matter what the cost in human suffering.
He's the answer:
You pass a law that everyone gets taken off the respirator
when three doctors say they're gone.
unless the person has filled out a "Resuscitate
Order." The lack of a do
not "Resuscitate Order"
is causing the problem here, so we can fix every case for
the future by reversing that.
Same way with organ donor cards.
Everyone agrees, by law, to donate their organs
to those who can use them to live on after you're gone.
To escape the "inhumanity" of letting the blind see or the people with
bad hearts lived can be solved by
going to the courthouse and filling out a "Fuck 'em, I Don't Care" form.
It's so easy, but the religiously insane will not allow us to solve
the nation's problems.
The churches need a "spiritual crisis" every week to maintain their cash
flow.
Comments?
Marty's
Entertainment Page
Garry Trudeau:
Bush Apparently Thinks Propaganda's OK
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Excerpt:
"I'm not sure it's commonly understood to what
lengths this administration is willing to go to bypass the 'filter,'
as Bush calls the media," the cartoonist replied
in an e-mail interview. "The president made it official Wednesday
-- his Justice Department, fresh from signing off
on torture, apparently thinks propaganda's OK too."
"La Cucaracha," had
Gannon-inspired sequence that ran before "Doonesbury."
Excerpt:
Lalo Alcaraz, who started the 10-day story
line on March 2, showed "Barrio Bugle" cub reporter Eddie Lopez
joining the White House press corps. In a reference
to Gannon allegedly being gay, Lopez and a couple of other
reporters were dressed like members of the Village
People. At one point, Lopez is asked by the president to
read a question from a card. "Who is your favorite
'Queer Eye' cast member?" reads Lopez. The president
responds: "Whoa! Who said these were softball questions?!"
"I tried to keep it light as I pointed out how
outrageous and funny it was that a guy [with Gannon's history]
was posing as a White House reporter," said
Alcaraz, whose comic appears in 55 newspapers.
Comments?
Subject: the day I met
Hunter S Thompson
Bart...
I scribbled a diatribe of a screed to you
about three years ago during a stoned moment and mentioned part of
a road trip
that included the "banker" that was high on inhalants,
Budweiser and Red Bud. My VW was broken down on the Interstate
and this really fucked up dude with no hair nearly
ran me over while I was thumbing next to my car and we each had something
that the other needed : He was totally fucked up
and had a car that ran and I was running well with a car that was totally fucked
up.
Symbiosis.
I didn't realize until I saw a picture of
Dr Thompson years later that I was lucky to have lived through that
4.5 hours
of stoned limbo on an interstate with a mumbling
really fucked up dude that made me laugh.
I gave Schwarzenegger directions to the
state park after he told me : "Nice Harleeeee".
I gave Jackson Brown directions to the lake
when he asked : "Hey maaaan, hey maaaaaan... which way is the lake?"
I shook hands with George Lucas in the Hoover
Dam parking garage. We both had dark beards, Ray Bans, Black shorts,
black baseball caps and black T-shirts and he was
driving a white Vette convertible with a black top and R2D2 tags and
I was driving a white Sunfire rental convertible
with a black top. We both stood there laughing at each other.
Paul McCartney stepped on my foot during
the first Beatles tour and apologized.
Sam Walton and I talked about old Ford pick
up trucks and old Harleys over sodas on a hot afternoon.
1/2 of Melloncamp's band used to show up
at my establishment's back door on Sunday (no liquor in Indiana day)
for a cold six pack to go...
Muddy waters invited me up on stage to play
with his band in Chicago, '79.
But...
Dr. Thompson is the only one that I wish
that I could have spent a whole week hanging out with.
I hope that when they shot Dr Thompson's
ashes out of a gonzo cannon, they stuffed a bunch of weed, pills
and booze in with him and the black powder and
then let it rip with a big primal scream from the crowd.
RDS
Dude, that was cool - thanks.
Comments?
Nancy Grace
- You gotta love her
She seems
so smug and obnoxious. She really grates on my nerves.
I am not
sure which I find more revolting, her being mean or her being "nice".
She's a sharp cookie but a total turnoff and as
a quasi-journalist, she is so aggressive
she sometimes starts to push me away from positions
we might naturally share.
Any panel she is on disintegrates into Nancy versus
everyone else, and becomes
ineffective in really plumbing the issues.
I'm used
to Grace, but my wife had never seen her before.
She couldn't stop commenting on how annoying she
was.
I am really
surprised Robbie Ludwig, psychologist returned the other day.
The previous time, she reminded Nancy that sometimes
kids do lie.
Nancy berated her answer and never cut to her again
the rest of the show.
I don't believe she left the set. I don't think
I would've returned.
Nasty bitch
who dons fugly jewelry.
Where the hell does she get her necklaces?
Her stylist must hate her too.
They look like they come from the Star Jones collection.
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has his eye more on the Iowa caucus
than the Hippocratic Oath. This is clearly the
politics of the Republican base."
--Marshall Wittmann, former GOP Senate staffer, on Bill
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Subject: Bill Maher
Have you actually watched Maher over
the last few weeks?
Maher has sold out.
He talks about how ultimately Bush invading
Iraq is turning out to be a good thing.
Recently he had his buddy Richard Belzer on....and
he was looking at Maher like he had gone nuts.
Sallie
Sallie, Maher pays a price for sucking Bush's
teat in BCR #71 - up very soon.
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Bush's
U.S. soldier body count in Iraq
1517, 1519,
1521 dead soldiers under Bush
Two more?
How many can we afford to let Bush kill?
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Stacy's
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Rachel Hunter is reportedly angry about
Stewart's engagement to Penny Lancaster
and plans to enact her revenge in the divorce courts. Legal
experts estimate she'll be
entitled to around $9.5 million of his $190 million
fortune.
Subject: 'liberal'
as a code word
Bart,
As the Neocons have manipulated their way
into control of our government they have used techniques
that are strikingly similar to those used by the
Nazis. The word "liberal" has been used derisively to great effect.
Even the "liberals" seem have bought into the spin.
Every code word is used to tell insiders about
a class of people or ideas. The reason code words are used is
to provide rallying points that are appealing to
the targets of propaganda. What does the code word "liberal"
stand for in the minds of rabid right wing conservatives?
I think "liberal" is intended to do what the word "Juden" did
in Nazi Germany. I think "liberal" refers to Jews,
Gypsies and Homosexuals, just as "Juden" did in
WWII Germany. There is a great line in Mel Brooks' movie
'To Be or Not To Be.' The scene is the lobby
of a theater, and a Nazi general has just exclaimed that all the Jews,
Gypsies and Homosexuals must be purged from the
theater. One of the actors says, under his breath,
"Without Jews, Gypsies and Homosexuals there would BE
no theater!"
I am proud to be a liberal, proud to be a Jew if
I were one, proud to be a Gypsy, and I am Gay.
When will the knock be heard on my door?
I hope we will be able to establish some sanity
in our government, and that we will be able to show
the dangers involved in scapegoating to the American
people before it is too late.
Nelly
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Subject: fuck you
you
say you are a liberal but you support hillary clinton, and you call
ME an asshole.
I have some liberal leanings, but I am my
own man with my own ideas.
I support Hillary because I believe, at this point,
she has the best chance to win.
As for you being an asshole, I have no control
over how others see you.
go ahead and "expose me" for suggesting
the troops are adults who should know better, and don't "need our support".
Are you suggesting "Fuck the troops" should
be the Democrat's campaign slogan?
I disagree with that.
as for hillary clinton, if you can't read
the article i sent you and grasp my "point" from reading it, then you
are useless moron.
I didn't say I couldn't read it,
it's just that we useless morons stay pretty busy.
that makes you part of the problem liberals
would like to solve.
Please don't
hurt me!
(snicker...)
you think war and torture have their places
in our culture and i disagree.
if that makes me an asshole it still make me a
better person than some peanut sized intellect from okie ville.
Chris in Boca
Chris, I've always been honest about the size of my brain.
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