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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... England guilty plea denied Cheney- King of the flip-flop  Dark clouds over the economy Surviving a Heart Attack!  Impeachment Time  Approval Rating Conundrum Coulter clash ends in arrest BFEE steals another $100M   Dave Chappelle 'missing'     Quote of the Day "What Democrats are doing is unprecedented,    there never has been a filibuster of judicial nominees."     --Rush, who says Abe Fortas never existed

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"I heard a G.I. saying that he had seen a Syrian at the detention center, hanging from
  the ceiling by his arms and legs like an animal being hauled back from a hunt.  Later,
  I spoke with an Iraqi interpreter; when I asked whether the Syrian was cooperating,
  the interpreter smiled and said, 'Not yet, but he will.'"
   --Peter Maass,     Attribution
 

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  Excerpt:
 A military judge Wednesday threw out Lynndie England's guilty plea to abusing Iraqi detainees,
 saying he was not convinced the Army reservist who appeared in some photos knew her actions
 were wrong at the time. The mistrial came after Graner, the reputed ringleader of the abuse, testified
 as a defense witness at England's sentencing hearing that pictures he took of England holding a naked
 prisoner on a leash at Abu Ghraib were meant to be used as a legitimate training aid for other guards.

"You can't have a one-person conspiracy," the judge said before he declared the mistrial.
 

 I believe England was following orders from the top of the chain - the White House.
 They were told to soften up the kidnap victims and they did their jobs. Bush the Bloody Invader
 and Gonzales the Torturer should be on trial for crimes against humanity for what they've done.

  Comments?

 Subject: what Bush said to Al Hunt - with source

 Thanks to my school I have LexisNexis (academic version)....here's the quote:

 By his fortieth birthday, Bush was an alcoholic. In a Dallas restaurant, he spotted the
 Washington Bureau Chief for the Wall Street Journal , Al Hunt, who had omitted his
 father's name from a potential list of candidates for the 1988 presidency. He lurched
 over to Hunt and his family (Hunt's wife is the CNN anchor Judy Woodruff) and bawled:
'You fucking son of a bitch - I'll never forget what you wrote!'

 Source: "Review: The President Rides Out", The Observer. January 26, 2003, Pg. 1 (Review Pages).

 Keep Swinin' That Hammer O' Truth!
 Damon
 

 ...and isn't it sweet that Judy loves the Bloody Monkey now?

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 Halliburton's Cheney - the flip-flop king
 
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  Excerpt:
 FLIP....

"We are going after the terrorists wherever they plot and plan." -- Dick Cheney

 FLOP....

"We'd be better off if we, in fact, backed off those sanctions [on Iran]," said Cheney
 when he was Halliburton CEO.   Bush says Iran sponsors terrorism. Halliburton sales
 to Iran totalled $63 million in 2003.
 

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 BFEE steals another $100 million from Iraq
  Remember how they went after Clinton for LOSING $30,000?

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 Why are the rules different?
 Why are serious GOP crimes not newsworthy, but Democrat's venial sins birth networks?

 The Clintons lost money, and the American whore press staged a decade-long feeding frenzy.
 The BFEE steals $100M a day before noon, ...and it's not even noon yet.

 18 die when Poppy's invasion goes sour on Clinton's watch and it's a major scandal,
 and all four networks interview every Somalia widow for weeks and weeks at a time.
 Get the widow on the set - the viewers have a right to feel her pain.

 Bush kills 1600 soldiers with lies he used to steal Saddam's oil?
 Not a scandal.

 And all 1600 families, and the tens of thousands of maimed families stay silent.
 Military families - you guys are starting to lose me.

 I've been with you for a long time, but you're trading your son's lives for Bush lies.
 How can I support people who do that?

 
 I hear what you're saying...we hear a lot about Clinton's 18 vs. Bush's 1600 on  bartcop.com
 "Bart, when are you going to give up harping on this?"

 Sure, I'll give it up...
 I'll give it up right after Michael voluntarily lets Kay take the kids.
(That's the only funny thing I ever heard from Hopie and Hanthony.)
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 Quotes

"I think they're looking to be bullies in the world.
  And they're causing others to stand up and take notice."
      --Andrew Card, reacting to the fact that North Korea got nukes under the Bloody Monkey, Attribution

  Comments?

 Subject: BCR Show 74 feedback

 Hey Bart, I'm lovin' Show #74 (I've listened to Parts 1-3 so far).
 I especially appreciate the Jane Fonda defense.  It's not really about Jane Fonda and photos,
 as you are aware.  It's about America not "winning" and looking for somebody to blame.

 I write this on the 35th anniversary of the Kent State shootings.  I was a 20 year old college
 student on May 4, 1970 and had spent the day in my own college town protesting the Cambodian invasion.
 I spent last Sunday protesting the invasion of Iraq.  I really believed in 1970 that somehow we could make
 all this stop.

 Wouldn't it have been nice if the Democrats had run a candidate that actually wanted to win,
 and actually intended to be inaugurated?  It might at least have slowed the BFEE down for a couple of years.
 All your great advice falls on deaf ears, Bart, because the Democrats are playing their scripted role as losers
 in order to maintain the illusion that we still have a two-party system.

 So let's have a laugh and a sip and an appreciation for fine flowers, while we still can.
 Mir
 

 Wow, all the way from the Russian space station?

 Comments?

 Dark clouds on US economic horizon
  Bush's "soft patch" is looking a little more ominous

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  Excerpt:
 The figures continued a pattern of fairly gloomy economic releases last month.

 Both the Federal Reserve and private sector economists have long been braced for a slowdown
 in consumer spending. Even so, evidence of an almost complete stagnation of retail sales in March
 which rose by just 0.1 per cent, excluding the volatile auto sector came as an unwelcome surprise.

 The main concern, however, has been evidence of a slowdown in business investment.
 The basic problem appears to be that consumers have the willingness to spend more but increasingly
 lack the ability, while businesses have the money to step up spending but seem to lack the willingness.
 

 And when the economy crashes, Bush and his networks will say, "The Democrats
 love it when things go bad because they hate America and all it stands for..."
 
 Truth is, Bush gave away the Social Security trust fund to the super-rich.
 Remember Gore's "lock box?"
 Bush raided it and gave it away - and now we're in another Bush recession.
 

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 Surviving a Heart Attack!

 If you're alone and you have chest pains that move into your arm and jaw,
 you're probably having a heart attack and there's something you can do to survive.

 Start coughing like your life depended on it.
 Cough deeply, repeatedly and very vigorously.

 Take a deep breath before each cough, and cough deep and heavy - it may save your life.
 Deep breaths and a cough must be repeated about every two seconds without let up
 until help arrives, or until the heart is felt to be beating normally again.

 Deep breaths get oxygen into the lungs and coughing squeezes the heart and circulates blood.
 The squeezing pressure on the heart also helps it regain normal rhythm.
 Do this until you get to a hospital.

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"I went down to the Nissan plant in Canton, Mississippi and it was a very diverse audience,
  a lot of assembly line workers and I said, `How many of you all have got your own 401k?'
  I mean, the number of hands that went up was astounding."
   -- the easily astounded Bloody Monkey   Attribution
 

 Hey Monkey!
 An audience of employees from the same company all have the same benefits!!!
 Jesus Christ, how much more of this can we take?

 Rich
 

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 Subject: Powell no good

 very simple- powell has no guts.
 he's a military-corporation man, who has learned to follow orders and not Q the chiefs.
 that's what he's being doing for BushCo.
 
 powell = coward.
 
 Harry Belafonte called Powell "the house nigger",  i.e.,
 a slave who has risen up by sucking up to the massa.....and sells out his own.
 
 don from far away
 

 If Powell has a reason why he lied to help Bush kill 100K Iraqis and 1600 soldiers.
 I wish the hell he'd drop us a clue to his motives.

 Maybe Colin feels "used."
 Maybe Colin feels "lied to."
 Maybe Colin feels "betrayed."

 Hey Colin, why didn't you feel bad about lying THEN instead of now?
 You could've saved 100K Iraqis and 1600 soldiers, you coward.

 One thing's for sure - when it comes to saving soldiers' lives,
 Colin Powell is no Bill Clinton.

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 Impeachment Time: "Facts Were Fixed"
  by Greg Palast   as seen on buzzflash.com

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Here it is. The smoking gun. The memo that has "IMPEACH HIM" written all over it.

 The top-level government memo marked "SECRET AND STRICTLY PERSONAL,"
 dated eight months before Bush sent us into Iraq, following a closed meeting with the
 President, reads, "Military action was now seen as inevitable. Bush wanted to remove
 Saddam through military action justified by the conjunction of terrorism and WMD.
 But the intelligence and facts were being fixed around the policy."

 Read that again: "The intelligence and facts were being fixed...."

 For years, after each damning report on BBC TV, viewers inevitably ask me,
"Isn't this grounds for impeachment?" -- vote rigging, a blind eye to terror and the bin Ladens
 before 9-11, and so on. Evil, stupidity and self-dealing are shameful but not impeachable.
 What's needed is a " high crime or misdemeanor."

 And if this ain't it, nothing is.
 

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 Dave Chappelle 'missing'
   Show on hiatus until star is found

....
"Have you seen my black ass?"

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  Excerpt:
 In a surprise announcement Wednesday, Comedy Central announced that the
 third season of Dave Chappelle's will not make its May 31 premiere date.

"Comedy Central has suspended production on Chappelle's Show until further notice,"
 spokesman Tony Fox said. "We're optimistic that production will resume in the near future."

 No official reason was given for the shutdown, but sources told E! News that Chappelle
 has been MIA from the set for weeks.
 

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 Old Business...
 
 Last issue, Imus the old goat (Has been or never was?) said his former news reader,
 Contessa Brewer, was a "skank" and a "pig" who needed 3 hours of makeup to look good.

 She must have good people working on her.

 Oh well, I guess we can't all be as handsome as Don Imus.

 
          Is it already Halloween?

 
 Thanks to Tim

  Comments?

 Subject: polio

 Chalk another one up to the invisible cloud being.
 Local religious leaders decided that the polio vaccine was bad,
 art of an American plot against devout muslims, and convinced
 many devout Muslims in Nigeria not to immunize their children.

 http://www.news-medical.net/?id=9808

 Polio, which had been just about eradicated world-wide, had a local resurgence,
 then a regional one, as it spread to other African countries.  Now it's in Indonesia.

 Ain't religion grand?
 Dr. Luba
 

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 An Approval Rating Conundrum
   by Kerry Tomasi

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  Excerpt:
 You ever wonder what it means when Bush repeatedly says that
"we fight the terrorists over there so we don't have to fight them here"?

 How is it he can assure us - with the level of confidence he displays by
 repeating this claim over and over - that the terrorists will not attack us here
 as long as we're killing folks in Iraq? Does he exude some kind of influence
 over the al Qaeda network we're unaware of? One that would preclude them
 from attacking us here in this country?

 If on Sept. 18th 2001 a poll had been taken to determine if anyone believed we
 would be hit with another terrorist attack - even a minor one - within the next 3-4 years,
 I'm fairly certain it would have come in at around 99% in the affirmative.

 Yet nothing to date

   Comments?

 Subject: Imus

 Along with Hannity and Limbaugh, Imus is one of the most inexplicably popular crashing bores
 on the air today.  Surrounded by brain-dead goons,  the dry drunk gets paid for dead air while
 he tries to frame a thought or find a word to express his caprices.

 He is extremely unpleasant, and wears that absurd hat on tv, all the while chewing gum(or is that silage?)
 like a goddam goat.  Imus the Talking Mule?  Where does he get off calling anyone stupid?

 Maybe he is planning to run for South Carolina legislative office.
 ..and Don, of course, is just naturally beautiful.

 Jab
 

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 In Response to 9/11
  David Ray Griffin on C-Span late Saturday

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  Excerpt:
 In  "The 9/11 Commission Report: Omissions and Distortions," Griffin examines
 the questions that were never examined by the federal government's 9/11 Commission.
 Griffin makes the case that government officials planned and executed the attacks.

 For one, the United States military neglected to send fighter jets to intercept the hijacked planes.
 Such interceptions usually occur within 10 to 20 minutes after the first signs of trouble and are
 routine, happening about 100 times a year, Griffin said.

 Griffin also made a case that the collapse of the World Trade Center buildings was brought on
 by thousands of explosives placed throughout each of the buildings. They went straight down,
 at free-fall speed, as in controlled demolitions, and many people in the buildings reported that
 they heard or felt explosions, he added.
 

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 Runaway Neocon Agenda Fakes Own Kidnapping
  saw it on  fauxnewschannel.com

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     Ms. Neocon Agenda

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  Excerpt:
 A Democrat who'd come very close to marrying Ms. Neocon Agenda still
 thinks he can make amends with his gal.  "Haven't we all made mistakes?"

"Just because we never said our I Do's doesn't mean my commitment, before God,
 to sell out has diminished.  I'm a man in love, and I'm not backing down," Lieberman
 told Fox News' Hannity & Colmes during an exclusive Monday evening interview.
 But police say Lieberman is out of the picture at this point.

 Agenda was only after Lieberman's vote, say authoritieis, and was planning to seduce
 numerous other Democrats as well. Unfortunately for her, however, bloggers had
 revealed her intentions.  Her scheme exposed and under duress, she was forced to flee.

  Comments?
 

 Quotes

"People think Barbara Bush is a sweet, grandmotherly, Aunt Bea type.
  She's actually more like, mmm, Don Corleone."
     --Pickles, spilling family secrets at the White House correspondents whores dinner,  Attribution
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Dr. Youngner is a man among men

 Who the hell else can take credit for keeping an entire freaking generation of baby boomers
 out of the iron lung?  You can bet if a vaccine was developed today that could keep a generation
 of people from being crippled for life,  Lance Link himself would step up to take the credit and
 give his new buddies another tax break.

 Mic De

....
"Call me Lance."
 

 
 There's an expression, I've used it lots of times, like...
"Clinton could find a cure for cancer - and still they'd impeach him for oral sex."

 From what I see and read, polio was feared back then much more than cancer is today.
 Youngner designed the key to disable mankind's greatest fear, but Salk got the credit.

 I know, "curing cancer" should be it's own reward, but wouldn't it just eat at you a little
 if some bonehead from work took worldwide credit for the life-saving work YOU did?

  Comments?

 Oddness

 Rock n roll,
 and the blues,
 and poker,
 all came from the Mississippi Delta?

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"I feel like I'm too old to just have sex, I mean, I want to have sex,
  but with somebody who really loves and gets me. The irony is, I could
  go out and screw anybody, I could just hang around colleges going, "Next!"
   -- Teri Hatcher to InStyle magazine.

 
  Comments?

 Ann Coulter clash ends in arrest

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  Excerpt:
 So yes, I saw my "opportunity to say something lewd and offensive."  And I took it.

 Coulter had just said something about gay marriage, the typical rightwing bullshit spiel that is still
 convincing people that the Bible is really the Constitution.  Knowing that taking the time to say
 something insightful, specific, or even slightly critical would get me a lame comeback and a ticket
 back to my seat, I realized that the only way to win this battle was to fight fire with fire.
 Or bullshit with bullshit.  So, as reported in yesterday's Texan, I fired:

"You say that you believe in the sanctity of marriage," said Ajai Raj, an English sophomore.
"How do you feel about marriages where the man does nothing but anal sex with his wife?"

 And the crowd fell silent.  Ms. Coulter stood stunned atop her stage, unprepared for a jackass to say
 something so utterly crude and to the point.  Her pompous and mean air is enough to stump questioners
 into timidity, I wasn't about to let her stop me.  The audience members looked at me with raw disbelief;
 later, even friends who know me well admitted that they'd been surprised at how vulgar I'd been.
 The others in line for Q&A, mostly liberals, looked at me like I'd set their cause back forty years.

 Then,  "You're under arrest."

  Comments?

 David Letterman, CBS

 Mo 5/9: Will Ferrell, Robert Plant
 Th 5/12: Billy Crystal, Garbage
 

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 Lindsay Lohan Eyes Iraq Trip

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 Koresh, did she fall into a vat of chemicals like The Joker?
 I'm so old, I remember when she was attractive.
 
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