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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Bush's Dangerous Thinking  US soldier beaten at Gitmo?  Bush Ignores Reality  WSJ: Nixon/Clinton are twins  The Greatest American?  Bush, The Spoiled Man-Child You may be brainwashed if...  Lyons and Conason  Nicole Kidman's big breast wish   Quote of the Day "Had they not brought down Nixon,    we wouldn't have lost Vietnam."     -- the vulgar Pigboy, lying again.

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"Clinton was impeached for perjury about his sexual relationships.
  Comparing Clinton's misbehavior to a destructive and costly war occupation
   launched under false pretenses in violation of domestic and international law
   certainly merits introduction of an impeachment resolution."
    -- Ralph Nader, feeling guilty that he put Bush in office?      Attribution
 

  Comments?

 Bush's Dangerous Wishful Thinking
    by Nat Parry at  consortiumnews.com

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Can the U.S. political system wean itself from an addiction to this poisonous brew of swagger and delusion?

 The continued absence of a vigorous U.S. debate about the war is especially remarkable considering the recent
 publication of a British government memo revealing that Bush had made up his mind to invade Iraq in July 2002,
 contradicting longtime White House claims that Bush was then pursuing a diplomatic solution in good faith.
 
 While this memo was explosive in Britain, it has received only modest attention in the United States.
 The administration brushed it aside with bland denials and major U.S. news outlets treated it like old news.
 
 

  Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet.

  Comments?

 US soldier beaten at Gitmo?
   He says yes, Army says no

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"They grabbed my arms, my legs, twisted me up and unfortunately one of them got up
 on my back from behind and put pressure down on me while I was face down," said Baker.
"Then he began to choke me and press my head down against the steel floor. Ut seemed like
 an eternity because I couldn't breath. When I couldn't breath, I began to panic and I gave
 the code word I was supposed to give to stop the exercise, which was 'red.'"

 But, Baker says, the beating didn't stop. "He slammed my head against the floor and
 continued to choke me," he said. "I muttered out, 'I'm a U.S. soldier, I'm a U.S. soldier.'"

 Baker says when the soldiers noticed what Baker was wearing, they stopped.
"He saw that I had BDU's and boots on."
 

 Hmmm, it sounds like the soldiers were trained to turture the suspects, and now
 this soldier has brain damage from this "training exercise?"

 Comments?

 Quotes

"Let's not forget Bush's "whoever harbours a terrorist is a terrorist himself" proclamation.
  How embarrassing that should be in light of our current harboring of Luis Posada Carriles,
  implicated in the deaths of 73 passengers on a Cuban airliner in 1976.    But it's not!
  How does our president reconcile that? In his twisted reality, easily I suppose.
  Something like, "It wasn't terrorism. The victims were Cubans."
     -- The Gord

 Comments?

 Subject: Hawaii real estate prices

 Bart, you wrote,

> "In Hawaii, $200,000 buys you a 800 sq ft wooden home that's old and creaky."
 
 WHERE?!?!?!?
 You show me where that is, and I'll buy it!
 
 Are you nutz? Or are you just giving us islanders a hard time?
 We pay less for rent than California, but to buy is a whole other story.
 
 After moving here from Mexico we are in dollar-shock, but at least we're still in paradise....
 
 Aloha, Bart!
 Michelle
 

 Michelle, I didn't appraise those homes.
 In Oklahoma, for $200K you can get a home with air conditioning.
 

 Comments?

 As Casualties Mount, Bush Ignores Reality
   by Joe Conason

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Both Bush and Cheney evidently believe their own uplifting rhetoric and brusque
 dismissals of criticism. They won't let reality-based analysis intrude on their faith-based perspective.

 At his latest press conference, Bush said he thinks the new Iraqi government "will be up to
 the task of defeating the insurgents." He harked back to the elections and said he was "heartened"
 to learn that there are now "40,000 Iraqi troops" sufficiently well trained to protect Baghdad.
 (In fact, our own commanders place little credence in that encouraging statistic.) To Bush,
 every devastating attack merely serves as further proof that the insurgents are "desperate."

 Cheney takes the same optimistic approach, explaining that in his estimation, bad news is
 really good news. He told Larry King that he perceives "major progress" in Iraq, where
"they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." He didn't seem to realize that he
 contradicted that remark when he then predicted that the war might conclude before 2009,
 the end of the President's second term, although his general assessment remained vague.
"I think we may well have some kind of presence there over a period of time," he said.
 

 Comments?

 Subject: Take Back the Media Radio

 Hey Bart,
 Nice meeting you and Mrs Bart, had a great time, let's do it again or maybe Chicago :)

 Wanted to let you know that Stranger and I re-started our radio show for Memorial Day
 and in this particular show we FLUSHED a Bible Down a Toilet
 I was wondering if you could announce it on your site..

 TBTM Radio #44: War On The Arts

 Symbolman in Maui
 

 The two-hour return of TBTM Radio!
..
 Symbolman & Stranger pick up where they left off with more dynamite radio than ever!

 Dude, thanks for the Chinaco Anejo. 

 Comments?

 WSJ Sees Nixon/Clinton as twins
   The Whore Street Journal screws the pooch again

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
"One lesson we learned from the Nixon and Bill Clinton eras is that it is both difficult
 and painful to check a President, especially one abusing the Justice Department,"
 they said.  More than 30 Republican were convicted in Watergate,  while the
 NY Whore Times's Whitewater charade resulted in exonerations of the Clintons.
 

 The Whore Street Journal earns their name every day.

 Comments?

 The Greatest American?
  This is a really, really bad idea

  Click  Here
 

 They're trying to gin up some hits at poor, tired AOL by starting some shit.
 The talk radio Nazis will urge their little oompa-loompas to vote for the Giggling Murderer
 who lied America into a never-ending bloody war to steal wealth for his crime family.

 That's why the giant GOP media monopoly exists - to grab more power for the super-rich.

 AOL, thy name is whore.

  Comments?

 Quotes

"We've got to be careful as to when to cut his nuts off."
     --  Al Haig , to Nixon, about Mark (Deep Throat) Felt,  Attribution
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Links to 'Hijackers still alive" story

 Mr. Bart,
 Long time reader, first time writer.
 I just wanted to supply some links you might want to connect to about some of the "hijackers" from 9/11 being alive.

 The sources are as legit as possible, I suppose.
 They're from foreign newspapers.

 ha ha
 Good one...

 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/1559151.stm

 AND

 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/1553754.stm
 This is Atta in Boston - from the video I've seen a dozen times.

 And one paranoid link for fun

 http://whatreallyhappened.com/hijackers.html

 Nathan
 

 Nathan, good stuff - thanks.
 

 Comments?

 Quotes

"I don't know what the talking points are yet.
  My personal opinion is that he's a traitor."
     --Mary Matalin, on Deep Throat    Attribution
 
 

 In the 30-odd years I've known about Deep Throat, I never once heard him
 described as a "traitor" for dropping a dime on the dirty crooks.

 But now that they know his name, his actions become "traitorous."
 And isn't it funny hearing faux outrage from such criminals as Colson, Liddy and Novak?
 

 Comments?

 Subject: was that all of your trip report?

 No, there's more to come.
 I'm doing Pt 2 on the radio and Pt 3 on the page, with lots of pictures,

 And remember, if the IRS calls you, you live and breathe the trip reports
 and they are the only reason you subscribed to  bartcop.com

 ...and you love the tequila talk, the poker stories and the leggy pictures of Shirley :)

 Mahalo
 bart
 

 Comments?

 A convenient furor
  by Gene Lyons,

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Two things need to be said about Newsweek's error. (Disclosure: I once worked for the magazine
 and have friends there, none involved in this incident.) First, Scott McClellan's attempt to blame Newsweek
 for deaths in the Afghan riots reeks of hypocrisy. No less an authority than Gen. Richard Myers insisted that
 the disturbances stemmed from local politics, not the alleged desecration of the Muslim holy book at a faraway prison.
 Of course, that was before Isikoff's source recanted, so Myers may have been in CYA mode.

 Second, Myers had to suspect that the Newsweek story might be accurate. Allegations by former prisoners
 that U.S. Army interrogators at Guantanamo abused the Koran have been published in The Washington Post,
 The New York Times, The Philadelphia Inquirer and several European newspapers. They've appeared in
 lawsuits filed in the U.S. and Britain.

 Given that Army reports document female interrogators parading halfnaked in front of detainees, couching them
 provocatively, even smearing fake menstrual blood on their faces in grotesque attempts to exploit fears of ritual
 impurity, mistreatment of the Koran seems quite likely. Indeed, the only news value in Newsweek's brief item
 was its seeming confirmation of an old tale.
 

 Comments?

 Chainsaws and 57 Chevys 

  Click  Here
 
 

  So many people to be straightened out - so little time.
 
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Pickles Bush as president?

 Bart--
 
 Pickles for President?
 That seems almost as absurd as Schwarzenegger for Governor.
 
 The Carpal Tunnel Kid
 

 Comments?

 Subject: Pickles killed her boyfriend

 Why don't the Democrates talk about Pickles's past?

 It is true if Hillary had run into her boyfriend's jeep and killing him
 the RIGHT WINGERS would never stop talking about it.
 BN
 

 BN, I suggested a cure for this long ago:
 The Dems agree not to mention Pickles's killing him unless the GOP hate-bastards bring up
 Chappaquiddick, which they mention about once a day.  So every time they mention Teddy,
 we remind voters that Pickles is a killer who was never investigated AND, if I'm not mistaken,
 Pickles was not even tested for alcohol after killing her boyfriend while behind the wheel.

..
 

  Comments?

 Nine Inch Nails Clashes With Bush-ally MTV

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Nine Inch Nails dropped out of the MTV Movie Awards after clashing with the
 network over an image of Bush the band planned as a performance backdrop.
 The Bush image was to accompany a song which criticizes Bush's bloody war.

 MTV said they were "uncomfortable with the band's criticism of our Godly Fuhrer
 because he's too great a person to be criticized by sympathizers of Al Qaeda."

 Trent Reznor said in a statement posted on the band's Web site that the image of
 the president would have been unaltered and "straightforward."

"Apparently, the image of our president is as offensive to MTV as it is to me," he said.
 

 Suck on that, MTV.

  Comments?

  The Hollywood Liberal went to Flash school

  Click  Here

 Subject: doves

 Bart, I find it hard to digest your:

>  "those nutty doves are killing us at the voting booth."

 and have begun to wonder just what YOU are trying to do?
 DWeaver

 
 DW, my point is, many more thousands of people will be killed by the BFEE if we continue
 to lose elections on "principle."  If the Dem nominee is seen as a dove by scared voters,
 the BFEE will keep winning and killing and looting and raping and invading...

 Every time we tale a step to the left, we lose maybe 300,000 votes.
 I'm just trying to win elections, Dude.
 

   Comments?

 Bush, The Spoiled Man-Child
  Stubborn leaders never admit mistakes
 
  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Know what real men do? They admit their mistakes.  Know what real people do
 in times of great stress and strife and economic downturn? They seek help.

 But not BushCo.  How can this man remain so blindly, staggeringly resolute?
 How can he be so appallingly ignorant of fact, of truth, of evidence, of deep thought?
 In short, what the hell is wrong with George W. Bush?

 
  Comments?

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 I sent this today because, Bart, Tom Cruise CAN'T act
 and anyone in L.A. can tell you this is true.

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 You may be brainwashed by Corporate Media if You:

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 ... believe the corporations who own the media are liberal.

 ... believe tax money allocated for Iraq is actually going to Iraq .

 ... are unaware at least $8.8 billion is known to be missing in Iraqi oil revenue

 ... are unaware 198 million in Iraqi dollars is missing from the Iraq treasury

 ... are unaware that war is exceptionally profitable for a small number of investors. the BFEE
 

 Comments?

 Quotes

"There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know
  what can be done to fix it.   Only nut cases want to be president."
      --Kurt Vonnegut,    Attribution
 
 

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  Comments?

 'Chappelle's Show' Sets DVD Sales Record

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Paramount says the Season 2 Chappelle DVD sold 500,000 copies in its first day
 of release last week, a single-day record for a television DVD package.
 Sales of season one have now passed the 3 million mark.
 

 Koresh!
 That's about $140M they've made so far
 and we know Dave got a big chunk of that.
 Good for him.

 Comments?

 Subject:  glad you went on vacation

 I'm glad you had a vacation. I worry about you and Michael Moore and
 anyone out there telling the truth, there are so few of you, doing the brave thing.

 While I missed you, actually quite a lot, you get me up in the morning,
 I was still glad that you went because I worry about you over-working.

 We need you to take care of yourself.
 If anyone resents this screw 'em.

 Sharon

 
 Thanks, that was nice.
 

 Comments?

 Subject: Debate is on

 Bart, I can debate you at 10 PM Central next Wednesday.
 Tara the Dove
 

 I'll be there.
 Promise to be gentle?
 

 Comments?

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 Subject: Doves

 Bartcop, you can try and convince retards like Jim, Doug, and Tara all you want.
 The fact is, your side hates the military.

 I wish that statement was less true, but the fact is - you're right..
 It makes no sense - hating those who keep you safe.
 

 You aren't smart enough to be consistent with your idiotic politics and come to the
 same conclusion that the rest of the losers in the Democrat Party came to long ago.

 Oh I'm plenty smart enough to be consistent on this subject.
 I was pro-military before this page started in 1996.
 Your ignorance has you stepping in dog shit again.
 

 I think you are coming around - little hints of it pop up now and then,
 like the joy you have when you add another body to your daily counter.
 Soon you will be spitting on them just like the rest of your loser co-politicos.

 Are you as good at predicting the future as you are the past?  (snicker)
 

 There's a reason that the soldiers trust the GOP

 You mean trust them to get 1668 men killed for lies that made the liar super-rich?
 

 They know that beneath this fake, new found love for them, people like you
 "loathe the military," just like your buddy Slick Willy.

 Democrats wanted fewer dead in Veitnam and we want fewer dead in Iraq.
 Your side loves bloody quagmires and big body counts - why is that?
 

 Y'all might as well drop the act.  Nobody's buying it.
 Have a nice day,
 Shamus
 

 Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home.
 Bush is averaging four deaths a day lately - so why do soldiers love him so much?
 

  Comments?

 Quotes

"I think that what happened to Linda Tripp - she got the brunt of people's frustrations.
  There is no question that Linda Tripp, like Mark Felt, was not happy with what was
  going on in the White House. It was so unlike what she considered the good old days
  of the [first] Bush White House. I think there is a corollary there."
     -- Linda Tripp's lawyer, claiming 23 prison terms is the same as a blow job  Attribution
 
 

 GOP Motto:
 Lies about sex - serious crimes.
 Lies that kill 1668 - small potatos*

  Comments?

 Subject: military

 Bart,

 Given what his Tillman's parents have recently said about Bush, I think everything
 you have said about Tillman is 100% right (as are most things you write.)

 For a military to effectively operate, the soldiers must be "brain-washed."
 An army where soldiers question every order could put all those soldiers in danger.
 The soldiers must act as a unit or all chaos will result. We unfortunately still need
 a good effective military as long as humans are humans.

 This is why this illegal war is the supreme crime.  Bush has taken advantage
 of the earnest but brainwashed soldiers for his own fun and profit.

 I have sympathy for these soldiers who many eventually wake up from
 their brain-washing and see that they killed for no good reason.
 That their friends were killed for no good reason.
 That they lost limbs for no good reason.

 Tillman's family has woken up, how may people
 with severe mental distress will result from this war?

 Keith
 
 

 Keith, thanks - there's not many of us.

  Comments?

 Chicago Pokerfest 2005

 Days Inn Lincoln Park North

 The main event will be 4 PM Saturday, July 16th with a party on a tall roof Friday night.
 Come and meet Bart, Mrs. Bart, Sam Dent and Chicago Jim. and whoever else makes it.

 Also, we need 3-5 people who know how to deal, control the table, make side pots etc.

 More info to come...

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 Quotes

"Pat Buchanan, Bob Novak and G. Gordon Liddy
  don't like Mark Felt.  Mark Felt is truly a great man."
         --Jon Stewart, describing Novak's "douche-baggery"
 

  Comments?

 Housekeeping

 We're all caught up on sticker mailings asnd BCR CD mailings,
 so if you need either, we're back to  same-day  service.
 

 Nicole Kidman's bigger wish
 
..

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Nicole Kidman has admitted she is desperate to get pregnant - so she can have bigger breasts.

"If I had my own baby, I would have bigger boobs."

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