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Quotes
"We sit back and allow Bush to pull out 9/11
like a cheap handgun in a bar fight.
Okay? "9/11."
There's a drought in the Midwest. "9/11."
The deficit's up. "9/11"
I think they did a piss-poor job of defending
us, and their strategy was always
"We'll fight them over there so we don't fight them
here."
Well guess what - bin Laden didn't get the
memo."
--Paul Begala, often
a Democrat, Attribution
Bush's
Grimmer Vision
by Robert Parry at consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
Already, the Iraq War has deformed the
democratic process in the United States,
even as Bush claims that his goal is to spread
democracy in the Middle East. At home,
his operatives have demonstrated that when fear-mongering
isnt enough to scare the
American people into line, bare-knuckled bullying
is in store for those who speak out.
That is the real back story of the investigation
into whether Karl Rove and other senior Bush
aides unmasked Valerie Plame in retaliation against
her husband for being one of the first
mainstream figures to accuse Bush of twisting the
intelligence about Iraq and nuclear weapons.
Bush's "grim vision" always recognized that
the "war on terror" abroad would require
restricted freedoms at home - as well as expanded
powers for the police and military.
So, just as in 2002, when the "Bush Doctrine" on
preemptive wars laid the intellectual
groundwork for invading Iraq, new doctrines are
now being promulgated to justify the
creation of a full-scale security state inside
the United States.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet
ucomics.com
was down again today
They should be on Perkel's server.
Brits Blame Blair
Excerpt:
Almost two-thirds of British people believe
Tony Blair bears some responsibility
for the terrorist attacks on London, according
to a poll released today.
And a report from Chatham House suggested
that Blair's close association with US policy
may have contributed to the recent attacks in London
and to other risks. But Jack Straw,
the Foreign Secretary, led a government rejection
of that analysis, insisting that there was
no connection between the war and the attacks.
"The time for excuses for terrorism is over," he
said, skiring the obvious issue.
Gore
wimps out
Says TV network won't be Democratic
Excerpt:
Al Gore insists his new television channel
won't be partisan.
"It's not intended to be partisan in any way," said Gore.
Doesn't that figure?
They have FOX News posing as "fair and
balanced," so Gore launches a
neutral network that FOX will savage with every
breath the bastards can suck in.
Why are Democrats so afraid to fight back?
Does Gore think his country is in good hands with the BFEE?
What will it take for a Democrat to stand up?
Subject: John Roberts and Feminists for Life
Robert's wife is an officer in the anti
choice group, Feminists for Life.
The chairperson of Feminists for Life is Patricia
Heaton of Everybody Loves Raymond.
She is also the spokesperson for Albertsons'
market. Guess I won't shop there anymore.
The only vote that still counts is our pocketbook.
Sharrie
Ground Zero for douchebaggery
Quotes
"Nixon was ultimately pushed out of office
by Republicans.
Republicans today will not separate from their
president on
important issues, on issues of conscience.
And that's a big difference."
--Carl Bernstein, on "The
Daily Show" Attribution
The BTK Killer killed ten and loved watching them suffer.
George
Bush killed a hundred thousand and
giggled while doing it.
Zell Miller returns stolen loot
..
"I
hate myself!"
Excerpt:
Zell Miller said he has paid $156,668 to
the state to resolve questions about money
he kept from an entertainment allowance he received
when he was governor.
Miller, who retired in disgrace from the
U.S. Senate earlier this year, said he obeyed
the law, but returned $112,956 plus interest to
erase any doubts.
At issue is the $40,000 annual allowance
Georgia governors receive for entertaining at
the executive mansion. Miller had kept and reported
as income thousands of dollars that
he did not spend from that allowance when he was
governor from 1991 to 1999.
Subject: spotted your web site
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartcop
WiseguyUSA
I think we've seen that before.
It seems to be updated.
One
Partisan Hack for Another
Roberts worked for Bush-Cheney 2000 in Florida
Excerpt:
Karl Rove is a lifetime Republican operative.
John Roberts has been filing briefs and
providing legal support for recounts (Roberts worked
for Bush-Cheney 2000 in Florida,
and he also worked with Ken Star) on behalf of
Republicans for two decades. John Roberts
is a partisan hack taking the heat for another
partisan hack. He has only been a judge for
two years. He has been a partisan Republican hack
for twenty years.
The Bush administration was elected by the
Supreme Court, and now it is now trying to
elect a member of its campaign team to the Supreme
Court in order to deflect attention
away from ethics violations by Karl Rove. This
is partisan hackery at its best. Bush has
decided to treat the Supreme Court as an ambassadorship.
Subject: spineless Democrats
I watched Fahrenheit 9/11 last night and
it re-ignighted my rage that
not one single Democratic Senator signed on with
the Congresscritters.
Any Dem Senator that was in office in 2000
should be replaced in 2006.
Where are the Democrats with spines?
That was their defining moment and they blew it.
Keep up the good work, Bart!
Pat
Subject: Queer as Folk = repugnant
Dear Bart,
Can't tell for sure as I haven't seen all
episodes, but I'd guess Martina would find
the fact that Lindsay (one of the two permanent
lesbian characters) falls madly in lust
with a boorish artist and has passionate against-the-wall
sex with him.
I don't know what happened after that, as
I quit watching television,
but I'd bet if I was a lesbian I'd be pretty ticked
off by that.
Ann
Interesting...
If a gay person has sex with a straight, that's considered a betrayal
of sorts?
'White
Peoples Party' forms in Nevada
Group expected to siphon votes from all-white GOP
Excerpt:
A new political group, called The White
Peoples Party, whose goal is to eliminate
affirmative action and other government programs
that help minorities, is trying to
form in Nevada. The organization has filed with
the secretary of state's office as the
first step for qualifying to have candidates on
the 2006 ballot.
Michael O'Sullivan, head of the party that
won't allow Jews or minorities to join,
says he anticipates a lot of criticism, but said
politicians have been catering to blacks,
Hispanics, gays and other minority groups.
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Tally's Tour de Lance
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Subject: How would you reply to this Monkey?
..
The problem with the war in the middle east is oil.
So far, so good...
Too many of the rest of the countries are
intimidated by the fact if they get
involved they could be cutting off their sole means
of fuel resources.
Disagree.
Nothing can stop Bush from stealing
that oil except Demo Sac.
If any Arab countries disagree, Bush will just
invade them, too..
Look at what China is doing.
Creating a strong navy to guard their pipeline
from the middle east to Hong Kong.
ha ha
A navy operates on water.
China's pipeline runs on land - trust me.
..
China will invade Taiwan in the next few years and will be the start of World War III.
I don't know Bush about the China-Taiwan
problem, but I would let Taiwan go
before I'd risk the lives of 300 million Americans
to intercontinental Chinese nukes.
Unfortunately all the left wingers chose to treat Iraq and Afghanistan as if it were Vietnam all over again.
Problem is, Iraq IS Vietnam
all over again.
Land wars in Asia are bad because they have more
people than time.
Even if we kill 25,000 Asians a day, they'll
never stop coming - ever.
It's not. There are far greater implications.
The war should be supported by all loyal Americans
as victory in the middle east would cause China
to back off its plans for total country those sea ways.
I'm not familiar with this new language.
This war would have already been won had
Clinton not depleted the military and defense intelligence
in order to balance a budget that no one really
cares is ballanced or not.
Why did Bush start an unnecessary war if
he knew Clinton "depleted" the military?
From a financial perspective I know that
during Bush's tenure my salary has doubled,
I've purchased new vehicles, a new home and have
never been more financially stable.
Objection - there's no evidence
to support this anecdotal claim.
Only the super-rich have done better under Bush.
Reason being my life is not tied to the
tech industry that inflated Clinton's financial standing
as corporations all across America were hiring
tons more people than they needed in that field.
Non sequitur, illogical and wack.
He just said everyone not in the tech industries
had their salary doubled under Bush.
That's not true.
Once the realization occurred that those
weren't needed,
Layoffs began and the so-called recession went
into effect in 1999.
He's calling Bush a liar here.
When Bush ran in 2000, he said the federal
government was drowing in excess money
and he used that fact as justification for returning
money to the people via tax cuts.
When you compare Bush's recession to Clinton's
boom, there's no doubt that all sane people
would rather have Clinton's peaceful paradise than
Bush's war, terrorism, death and recession.
Karl Rove - a history of playing dirty
..
Excerpt:
1970: Rove pays visit to Chicago
campaign headquarters of Alan Dixon, a Democrat
running for state treasurer. Disguised as a volunteer,
Rove steals official campaign letterhead
and sends out 1,000 invitations to people in the
city's red-light district and soup kitchens,
offering "free beer, free food, girls, and a good
time for nothing" at Dixon headquarters.
When hundreds of homeless and alcoholic Chicagoans
show up at a fancy Dixon reception,
Rove succeeds in embarrassing the candidate. Dixon
still wins the election.
1971: Rove drops out of college to
devote full time to College Republicans, where he
becomes protégé of dirty trickster
Lee Atwater, the group's Southern regional coordinator.
Rove becomes executive director, then national
chairman.
1972: Under mentorship of dirty trickster
Donald Segretti (who later went to jail for Watergate),
Rove paints McGovern as "left-wing peacenik," in
spite of McGovern's World War II stint piloting
a B-24. Rove also works as staff assistant to George
Bush Sr., then chairman of RNC.
Subject: Bart, check the BFEE crime chart
The Unraveling of Scotty the Liar
..
Excerpt:
Scotty's beat-down over Rovegate by the
White House press corps was something to see.
The excerpts and sound bites from the endless S&M
session simply don't do it justice, so
fortunately there are multiple unedited videos
of the exchange, originally broadcast in full on
C-SPAN, floating around online, including
this one here - which is totally worth watching
in the same way that, say, the torture scene in
Quentin Tarantino's Reservoir Dogs is totally
worth watching. Mr. McClellan, meet the suddenly
rabid White House press pack, wielding
verbatim transcripts of your own previous prevarications
like switchblades.
Subject: Leslie Van Houten participated in killing the LoBianco's
Leslie Van Houten stabbed and killed Mr.
LoBianco.
She was not involved in the Tate murders.
She should not go free.
Pat
Pat, it's my opinion the evidence showed she got involved after
the fact.
Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty is on Erin Hart's
show on KIRO
Sunday nights at 9pm Pacific
Who painted this?
A Viler Barbarism
Excerpt:
On 8 July I wrote that the London bombings
were the result of Blair's participation in the Iraq war.
The next day the entire media was united in refusing
to accept there was any link. They loyally
echoed the Government. Blair said there was no
link and tried to prove it by arguing that 'President
Putin opposed the war in Iraq but his country has
been subjected to terrorism'. He must have
thought that British citizens had never heard of
Chechnya (Blair had supported Putin's offensive
against the Chechens and applauded Russia).
But why did these attacks happen?
That is the key question which the entire
media and the entire political class in this country tried
to ignore. They did so because the government and
the main opposition party know perfectly
well why it happened. They have a guilty conscience.
To accept the link meant that the pro-war
politicians and newspaper editors were, at the
very least, partially responsible.
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Subject: Donation
Bart,
Maybe it's the fact that I am a product
of the NYC public education system.
Maybe it's the fact that I had the lack of foresight
NOT to do several shots
of Chinaco Anejo prior to setting up my
Firepay account.
Maybe it's the fact that I am old, and Tucker Carlson
just sucked the last
bit of intellect out of my already drug
adddled brain.
I have deposited money in my Firepay account in
an atempt to donate.
The funds are sitting there, instead of helping
you slay the powerful BFEE.
Please explain to me how to hook me up with all
the benefits of membership.
The sooner you get my donation the better I will
feel.
Thank you for help, and for your wonderful site.
John
John. I made a mistake putting that Firepay.com link
on the page.
I contacted them and asked "Where
is the 'send money' button?"
and they said, "We're not in the 'send
money to someone' business.
So we're left with PayPal and snail mail.
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Safire:
courts "chilling" US media
Since the Dems are too afraid, maybe the GOP will save us
Excerpt:
Veteran New York Times whore/columnist
William Safire said he was afraid to
rigorously condemn a "chilling" assault on journalism
by the courts, fearing reprisals
against a colleague jailed for contempt of court.
Safire told a Senate Judiciary Committee
hearing, probing a bill which would shield
reporters who refuse to reveal their sources, that
the threat to the media was a result
of "unchecked abuse of prosecutorial discretion."
"I cannot blaze away at the escalating threats
of a federal judiciary that is urgently
in need of balancing guidance by elected representatives
of the people," he said.
"For the first time, I have to pull my punches.
The reason is I'm afraid.
I'm afraid of retaliation against Judith Miller."
Bill, trust me, Steno Jude is going to be OK.
The BFEE won't hurt their #1 asset at the New York Whore Times.
Subject: Tiger
It'll be funny when that
16 yr. old girl beats him.
She's killing all the men and they don't like it
one bit.
Golf expert RR
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Memo spells trouble for Bush
Excerpt:
A classified State Department memo that
may be pivotal to the CIA leak case made clear
that information identifying an agent and her role
in her husband's intelligence-gathering mission
was sensitive and shouldn't be shared, according
to a person familiar with the document.
The memo's details are significant because
they will make it harder for officials who saw the
document to claim that they didn't realize the
identity of the CIA officer was a sensitive matter.
Patrick Fitzgerald, the special prosecutor, may
also be looking at whether other crimes -- such
as perjury, obstruction of justice or leaking classified
information -- were committed.
..
"Karl
Rove has a good heart."
Wouldn't it be so cool if the guilty actually
had to pay for a crime?
Wouldn't it be something if the press actually did
their jobs?
Pray
very hard, my son, that Allah
will
save us from Bush democracy.
http://raedinthemiddle.blogspot.com/
This is what the rest of the world sees.
Have you ever seen this picture before?
No, because the American whore press "protects" you from the facts.
Subject: Rally point
Bart...
All this bitchin' and complain' and accusin'
amounts to about nothin'...
So? Where is our leader? Who, exactly do
we have that we can rally to?
Answer me that, Mr. Smart Guy?...
My money is on Hillary and the General.
You seem to like the General, but yet you
kneel to Hillary...
Isn't this the time to take a stand?
I need to take a stand?
For or against what?
Are you saying my shyness keeps me sitting
on the fence all day?
Or, are you holding your cards close to
your chest,
as you say the junior NY senator is doing.
Most people don't see me as "afraid
to speak up."
And why would she and you do that?
Why would we hold our cards close to our
chest?
...to prevent others from seeing them?
It's called politics and if you deny it you are as bad as they are...
What's called "politics?"
Making veiled charges?
Speaking in tied-tongues?
Not getting to the point?
Crass Politicians...
Take a stand or ya got no balls...
farstone
Take a stand against what?.
Global warming?
I'm against it.
Equal rights for gays?
I'm for it.
Guns?
Only for the sane.
Abortion?
No, thanks - don't have a uterus.
Quotes
"...sizeable majorities of Republicans, Independents
and
Democrats alike -- 71, 74 and 83 percent,
respectively
-- believe Rove should be fired if he leaked
classified information."
--
new ABC News poll, Attribution
Maybe Bush will remain loyal to Rove and the bastard Republicans
will lose 80 House seats and a dozen senators in 2006.
Pray that Bush remains loyal to Rove.
'Scotty's
ashes to be sent into space
No, McClellan is still alive...
..
Excerpt:
Actor James Doohan, who transported the
crew of the "Star Trek" television series
through space on the command "Beam me up, Scotty," has
died at the age of 85.
Doohan was born March 3, 1920, in Vancouver,
Canada. He served as a Canadian soldier
in the Allied force that landed in Normandy on
D-Day. Doohan was shot six times and lost
a finger on Juno Beach, but he returned to duty
to become a military pilot,
..
Shot six
times on D-Day?
That's good for a shot of Chinaco.
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GOP Must Choose Bush Or America?
Excerpt:
"Rove is loyal to Bush," a correspondent
wrote as Treasongate broke. "Isn't that a form of patriotism?"
Not in a representative democracy. Only in a dictatorship
is fealty to the Leader equal to loyalty to the nation.
We're Bush's boss. He works for us. Unless that
changed on 9/11 (or 12/20/00).
Rove had no right to give away state secrets,
even to protect Bush...Rove may avoid prosecution under
the Intelligence Identities and Protection Act,
says John Dean. "There is, however, evidence suggesting that
other laws were violated," he says. The "leak
of sensitive [government] information" for personal purposes
--say, outting the CIA wife of your boss' enemy--is
a very serious crime. If convicted under the anti-leak
statute, Rove would face ten years in a federal
prison."
Subject: Bart knows what a Gand Slam is
My God people, do you really think Bartcop
doesn't know what a golfing grand slam is?
He is effing with you.
You ought to realize he is writing a humor page.
He doesn't like Tiger Woods the way some baseball
fans don't like the Yankees,
the way some NASCAR fans don't like Jeff Gordon.
He openly despises my Atlanta Braves. But I don't
care.
He isn't writing a baseball blog. It's a political
humor blog and it's a damn good one.
As near as I can tell Tiger Woods has everything
in life a man could ask for.
If he can accept that he will never have Bartcop's
fawning adoration why can't you?
Bart, I don't how long I've been reading
your page but it's been many years.
I remember when you could go a week or two without
an update.
I seem to recall something about Dark
Side and the Wizard of Oz.
Thank you for your fine efforts.
If you ever find yourself in Atlanta drinks
are on me.
Brian
Brian, thanks.
I respect the Braves but I don't like them
because they always beat my Cardinals.
And that Dark Side issue had to be taken down because
of the complaints.
...and Tiger has never won a Grand Slam.
Save
America's Redrock Wilderness
Tell Bush to keep his bloody f-ing hands off Glen Canyon National
Recreation Area
That sick, greedy bastard wants to change this...
..
...into this.
Excerpt:
The proposed well would be drilled amidst
national treasures that deserve to be left the fuck alone.
I urge you to please treat them as such and reject
this ill-advised and destructive proposal.
Tell that greedy, bloody Monkey to ruin something
else, not America's most beautiful trasures.
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Subject: what's the lime for?
I usually drink scotch neat, but when I
order a shot
of sippin tequila I never know what to do with
the lime.
Eat it? Lick it? Squeeze some
into the tequila? Throw it out?
Matt C
Matt, the citrus is used to bury or disguise
the taste of something awful.
That's why fancy eating places have lemon wedges
in finger bowls after eating fish.
If you're needing to bury the flavor of
rotgut tequila, use the lime.
If you're sipping fine tequila, tell your waiter, "No
lime, no salt, don't chill the glass."
ucomics.com
was down again today
They should be on Perkel's server.
Laura Flynn Boyle moving to 'Vegas'
..
Excerpt:
Lara Flynn Boyle will join the cast of
the NBC drama Las Vegas this fall.
Flynn Boyle will portray the new owner of the Montecito.
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