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Quote of the Day "Bush's nomination of Roberts is a setback
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Quotes
"Bush talks about the need to protect our national
security. If the White House was serious
about defending our country, it would not allow
the information in top secret memos to be
leaked for partisan political gain. We
call on Bush to release the memo's distribution list."
--Howard Dean, fighting Bush
and the pink tutu Democrats, Attribution
Turd-Blossom-Gate
by my good friend Alan Bisbort at smirkingchimp.com
Excerpt:
The talking point for the next election:
Republicans stand for Treason; Democrats stand for Reason.
This was established during a Senate vote this
week for an amendment to a homeland security
appropriations bill that would deny access to classified
material to any federal employee who
discloses a covert CIA agent's identity. The bill
was defeated, the vote breaking down along
straight party lines, 53 to 44. The ruling party
-- the Ruling Class -- has ossified, a sure sign of a
government that will soon (but not soon enough!)
collapse under the sheer weight of its own bullshit."
Kneel
Bush: Talk Dirty to me
"Prostitutes just came to my room..."
Excerpt:
Brown: "And you were married to Mrs. Bush?"
Kneel Bush: "Yes."
Brown: "Is that where you caught the venereal
diseases?"
ha ha
Kneel came back from Thailand with a dripping
you-know-what.
Subject: Liberal Media Bias
Bartcop:
One of my most treasured possession is a
tape of myself talking with Frank Zappa in 1988,
on the Larry King Show. Zappa was hawking
his autobiography. I remember dialing over and
over until I actually got through. I spent the
ten or fifteen minutes till they picked me up furiously
paging through the book looking for a topic. We
talked about the last chapter, Liberal Media Bias
and Spin Control. I started by saying that I though
the press was dangerously sensational.
Frank seemed to agree. (gratifying, I'll
admit it!) I asked him to speak about the chapter, which he did,
and to which King took exception. Frank's point
in a nutshell was that liberals don't own media outlets etc.
Anyway, I was live, coast to coast with Frank and
Larry for about 4 minutes.
Art Tursh
Quotes
"The first of the Republican talking points
is now no-longer operative. The first talking point
was 'There's no crime here. She wasn't undercover.
This wasn't secret.' "
--Paul
Begala, saying the memo with Valerie Plame's name was marked "(S)" for secret, Attribution
The Chicken or the Egg of Jackassdom
Excerpt:
What struck me most about the president's
introduction of John G. Roberts was his emphasis
on the nominee's purported qualities of "wisdom,
fairness and civility." It seemed clear that given
the multiple problems Mr. Bush is experiencing
as a result of possessing none of these qualities
himself, the president hopes to improve his image
by at least associating with them.
There's a huge problem with that tactic,
though. Roberts is the great judicial White Hope only
because he has practically no paper trail. He may,
or may not, be wise, fair and civil in future
deliberations. But there's no hope for Bush.
He has a paper trail of human wreckage that's
easy to read and no amount of association with
another's wisdom, fairness and civility can
overcome the staggering fact of his absolute poverty
of these qualities.
Ted Bundy killed 36 women before he was caught.
George
Bush killed thousands of
Iraqi women - and he's still at it.
Subject: luxury tequila
Bart, you said,
> "No lime, no salt, don't chill the glass."
I disagree·go ahead and chill the
glass·
Jim
Jim, did they revoke the laws of physics?
Does cold no longer disguise flavors?
I remember one Thanksgiving, I let my bottle of Chinaco Anejo get
a little
close to the oven exhaust while the turkey was baking and it warmed
the bottle.
Yum!
I need to do further research on that, but meanwhile, if you're
into
killing the flavor, why not save the money and [choke] buy Cuervo
Gold?
Quotes
"I hate bullies...And I have this urge to kind
of step in front of
my client and say, "Don't you dare
do that stuff to him.'"
--
Rove's lawyer, Robert Luskin, masturbating in public Attribution
Iran
executes gay teenagers
Maybe Bush should invade?
..
Excerpt:
Two gay Iranian teenagers identified
as M.A. and A.M., were hanged this week
for the "crime" of homosexuality. Consensual gay
sex is a hanging offense in Iran.
Those charged with love-making are given
a choice: being hanged, being stoned,
halved by a sword, or dropped from the highest
perch.
According to Iranian human rights groups,
over 4000 gays have been executed
since the Ayatollahs seized power in 1979. Last
August, a 16-year-old girl was
hanged for 'acts incompatible with chastity.'"
..
"Why
can't people be more liberal?"
Subject: Queer as Folk = repugnant
BC,
I may be as ignorant as you are about the
world of Gay People.
Some of my best friends are gay, but I wouldn't
want my sister to marry one.
I think what Ann is suggesting...
Lindsay (one of the two permanent lesbian
characters) falls madly in lust
with a boorish artist and has passionate against-the-wall
sex with him
...is that such actions are not just unlikely,
but are simply not possible.
Such unchacteristic actions suggest that lesbianism
is only a role that one plays,
and that the player has the option to step in and
out of that role at will.
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!!
Tom
Is a bi-sexual considered gay? I'd have to think so.
If I see two men kissing, they're definiteoly gay, no matter if
one of them is married and has six kids - but then, what do I know?
Quotes
"Bush talks about high standards, accountability
and personal responsibility. While Bush
expects students, school systems and future
retirees to toe the line, his friends get an
easier deal...Now that Rove's involvement in
leaking information has been confirmed,
the president has decided to modify that pledge.
Bush let it be known on Monday that
he would fire any staffer who "committed a
crime." Schoolchildren, take note. There will
still be high standards for you, your teachers
and your schools. But at the White House,
the rule is a little different: No pal left
behind. Unless, of course, he is an out-and-out
criminal. That's quite a standard."
--Seattle
Post-Intelligencer Editorial, Attribution
Tally's Tour de Lance 19
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Subject: last issue's "L" word question
Perhaps Martina is mad because there is
a character who is a professional tennis player who had
a hard time "coming out." The gal that plays the
tennis player has the skinniest anorexic arms I have
ever seen. There is no way that woman is a tennis
player, let alone an athlete. Get over it Martina!
As for depravity: Martina dumped Rita Mae
Brown to break up a marriage (Judy with two kids)
and then dumped Judy to have a "secret, but not
really" affair with Nancy Lieberman. Pleazzzz.
Remember when Nancy Lieberman and Dr. Renee Richards
sat together during Martina's matches?
Sheryl
You're saying they named the bad lesbian tennis player's character "Martina?"
Yeah, ...I think that would piss me off if I was Martina - and I
wouldn't want
my name on a show that called me an evil home wrecker.
...others mentioned "water sports," but that could've been Queer
as Folk.
Talk of water sports doesn't advance the gay agenda with middle-America
voters.
Subject: the best in radio
Bart, did u know you can go to whiterosesociety.org and
you can listen to
Randi Rhodes and others and it's also saved,
so you can hear past shows (even today's).
It loads pretty fast, so you can hear Randi's entire
4 hour show in three hours.
Friday, Randi had John Conyers on second
half hour..
Randi was on a roll wrapping up all the points....7/15/05..
Rick Far
Sidebar:
When Randi gets on a roll, it's like nothing I've ever heard.
Dude, I'm there all the time.
That's run by my good friend Master
Ben. (sounds kinky :)
I'm going to make that a perma-link, starting today,
because that site rules.
They have archives shows by Randi Rhodes,
Mike Malloy, Guy James, Cup-O-Joe,
and another half-dozen people who think like we
do - and it's all free!
So go to whiterosesociety.org and
listen.
The
Right to Privacy is in the Constitution
by
Marc Perkel as seen an ampol
Excerpt:
Is a right to privacy in the United
States Constitution?
Yes, it is -- but not where you think it might
be.
Many people look in the amendments to the
Constitution for something that can
be construed as privacy. Others say that it's just
not there. But it is there -- and it's
right in the original Constitution, Article 1,
Section 8, Clause 7:
"To establish Post Offices and post Roads;"
Subject: Tiger Woods
I for one relish imagining all those WASPy
old silverback country clubbers rending
their KKK robes every time Tiger's adoring and
adorable young (white) wife
kisses her hero.
There's not a few who wouldn't rather give him
a noose than a green jacket, you know.
Brook,
London
Musclehead's
approval drops to 34%
So disliked, he makes Bush seem popular by comparison
Excerpt:
Musclehead's approval rating dropped to
a new low even before he was caught taking
bribes from drug dealers who mostly sell to kids,
according to the latest poll released.
..
"I get high
and dream of da tiddies..."
If California Democrats had any balls...
Nah, I'm not even going to finish that
sentence.
How did I get in a party of spinless girlie-men?
Subject: last issue's whack job
Unbelievable how anything that has
ever gone wrong can always be traced back to Clinton.
Sure, whatever.
And let's all thank bush for saving us from
that tyranny of peace and prosperity.
And I guess depleting the military in the
middle of a quagmire and "war on terra" makes sense.
And how does the asshole thank the veterans? By
slashing their benefits, of course.
It's just like a mindless, follower of a
repug to make statements like this guy:
> From a financial perspective I know that
during Bush's tenure my salary has doubled,
> I've purchased new vehicles, a new home and have
never been more financially stable.
In other words, "as long as I'm doing ok - f--- everybody else."
It's no use. As long as we don't
have somebody to compete against faux news,
they will continue to produce people who are full
of hate and intolerance.
Love your site, Bart.
One of these days I'll send some
$. Hopefully soon.
Mike F
Marty's Entertainment Page
Marty is on Erin Hart's
show on KIRO
Sunday nights at 9pm Pacific
Quotes
"The media's outrage over the supposed
campaign to discredit Joe Wilson
would seem a lot less contrived if they had
shown the slightest bit of sympathy
when Team Clinton used illegal leaks to malign
Linda Tripp."
--Rich
Noyes, whores for Bush Attribution
Rich, when will you bastards admit there's a difference between
a blow job and lying to get 1800 soldiers killed to steal $100M a
day?
Who painted this?
Subject: Koko the gorilla
That's my guess.
Love your website!
Or, as Koko would say, "gorilla
heart bart".
JR
JR, you have won 60 days of BCR!
Thanks for playing "Who painted this?"
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Koko
reads
Did you know Koko has read more books than our Monkey president?
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Bush
knows who to ask about CIA leak
by Helen Thomas
Excerpt:
Bush apparently is going to have to wait
for special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald to tell him
about the involvement of key White House aides
in the CIA-leak affair. Bush told reporters
earlier this week that he doesn't "know all the
facts" but that he wants to. Of course, he could
invite Karl Rove to an Oval Office meeting where
the president could say, "Karl, what happened?"
Or he could ask I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby,
Cheney's chief of staff, to come clean. Both Rove and
Libby have been publicly identified as sources
of information about an undercover CIA officer.
Fitzgerald is investigating whether they or anyone
else in government violated the federal law that
makes it a crime to out someone with that status.
But Bush says he'll wait until Fitzgerald completes
his investigation -- now in its second year."
Subject: Leslie Van Houten
Even Vincent Bugliosi was not able to refute
the medical examiner's testimony that the
stab wounds Leslie Van Houten inflicted on Rosemary
LaBianca were postmortem and
in any event probably would not have been fatal
in and of themselves.
Was Leslie Van Houten totally innocent of
committing any crime? Of course not. Has she been
unjustly treated the same as those whose crimes
were far worse? Clearly, the answer is yes.
What she did deserved to be punished, and
she has been locked up for 30 years now.
But Linda Kasabian actually drove the killers to
both the Tate and LaBianca houses so they
could murder their victims. She got off scot-free
with immunity in exchange for testifying for
the prosecution. Is that fair?
Ms. Van Houten has indeed been a model prisoner.
She is no longer the same person she was
back in that awful summer of 1969. Keeping her
locked up now has nothing to do with justice.
It's all about politics, and vengence, and the
need for the parole board to show that it's being
"tough on crime," while elsewhere powerful thugs like
George Bush and Ken Lay go free.
They are more of a threat to society today than
Ms. Van Houten could ever be.
I grieve for Manson's victims, and especially
for Sharon Tate and her unborn child. But that
doesn't make vengence right either. From what I've
read about Sharon, she was a very kind
and forgiving person. I don't think she would want
someone who changed their life for the
better to be eternally punished in her name.
Paul
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Quotes
"Reporters are obligated to the truth"
-- Sam Smith, making me laugh
out loud Attribution
Subject: Patrici Heaton
Bart:
I've had it in for that sanctimonious little
bitch ever since she went on O'Reilly a couple of years ago.
They sat badmouthing two Oscar winners, Susan Sarandon
and Barbra Streisand, two ladies
who have more talent in their pinkies than Prissy
Patty has in her entire body.
She wrote a book (didn't sell) about Hollywood
being a cesspool, yet she has had as much
plastic surgery as Michael Jackson, wears gowns
cut down to the ying-yang to award ceremonies/
I remember when she opened her big yap during
the Terri Schiavo affair and they had to take down the
comments section of her website because everyone
was telling her where to to get off.
Terry C
NJ
Quotes
"Roe was wrongly decided and should be overruled."
-- Bush's boy John Roberts,
1991 Attribution
The pink tutus can't wait to confirm this guy. And when
the whore Supreme Court
denies a woman's right to make her own reproductive decisions, the Democrats
will say,
"How did this happen? We were taken
by surprise!!!"
..
"But
it's what Dubya wants and we live to please him"
Will Hillary end her run for the White House with a "yes" vote?
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Reporter Malpractice, Texas Hold-em & the Plame Game
Excerpt:
For a legitimate confidentiality claim,
there are at least three conditions that must be met.
First, the reporter must be acting in his/her
capacity as a journalist.
Second, the source must be acting in the context
of story development.
Third, the source must be providing information
on an actual story.
Fourth. if your sources lies to you, you don't owe him a damn
thing.
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It's What We Do
Excerpt:
Three new studies, by very different authors
taking very different tacks, reach much the
same conclusion about modern terrorism: that its
practitioners, especially its foot soldiers,
are motivated not so much by Islamic fantasies
of the caliphate's restoration and the
snuffing of freedom, but rather by resistance to
foreign occupation of Arab lands."
Subject: white people's party
Hey, at least they're honest about it.
When anyone (like Howie Dean, for instance)
calls the GOP on being an almost exclusively
white party in both candidates and membership,
they always respond with "Uh· um· J.C. Watts."
Then they follow this up by calling the accuser racist for overlooking how diverse the GOP really is.
Jeff
Tulsa, OK
Uncle OJ Watts might still vote GOP, but
he's out of politics, leaving the GOP lily-white.
May Koresh have mercy on Uncle OJ's soul for what he did to his people.
Eva Longoria Shrugs Off Emmy Snub
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Excerpt:
"I'm new. I just arrived. I didn't expect at
all to be in the minds of the Academy,"
she lied to the TV show "Extra" in an interview
set to air Friday night.
She and Teri Hatcher are why people watch
that show, ...but - the truth?
She young, she's gorgeous, her show is white hot
and she currently owns Hollywood.
Remember what happened to Icarus.
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