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"I know it's been a few years now but I still haven't gotten over Rumsfeld in the days
  after 9/11 saying that we should bomb Iraq because that's where all the good targets are.
  How did everyone let this fly by? That's Strangelove crazy."
      --Adam McKay,    Attribution
 

 That flew by because the whore press refused to do their jobs
 and the Democrats were afraid to raise theur voice - as always.

 I'll bet we could find some grade-school girl's volleyball team that
 could loan the Democrats a cup of testosterone now and then...
 
 

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 Ex-CIA Officers Rip Bush Over Rove Leak
  Former officers: Bush's lack of action has jeopardized national security

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 "I wouldn't be here this morning if President Bush had done the one thing required of him
 as commander in chief _ protect and defend the Constitution," said Larry Johnson, a former
 CIA analyst. "The minute that Valerie Plame's identity was outed, he should have delivered
 a strict and strong message to his employees."

 Patrick Lang, a retired Army colonel and defense intelligence officer, said Bush's silence sends
 a bad signal to foreigners who might be thinking of cooperating with the U.S. on intelligence matters.

"This says to them that if you decide to cooperate, someone will give you up, so you don't do it,"
 Lang said. "They are not going to trust you in any way."

 Johnson, who said he is a registered Republican, said he wished a GOP lawmaker would have
 the courage to stand up and "call the ugly dog the ugly dog."

"Where are these men and women with any integrity to speak out against this?" Johnson asked.
"I expect better behavior out of Republicans."
 

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 Waxman: 11 Security Breaches in Plame Case
   Factsheet cites multiple administration leaks

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 1. The Disclosure by Karl Rove to Novak
 2. The Disclosure by a "Senior Administration Official" to Novak
 3. The Disclosure by Rove to Matt Cooper
 4. The Disclosure by Scooter Libby to Matt Cooper
 5. The Disclosure by an "Administration Official" to WaHoPo's Walter Pincus
 6. The Disclosure by a "Top White House Official" to an Unidentified Reporter
 

 ...and eight more.

 Don't these crazy bastards know there's a war on?
 A war they started?
 For no reason other than to steal Iraq's resources?
 

   Comments?

 Subject: Kerry

 I also voted for John Kerry. I so very much wanted to see Bush out of there.

 I thought John Kerry to be a good man who would make a good president.
 Not great...but good. I didn't think he would roll over and die, however.
 Even today, I could almost forgive him of any and all mistakes...except his
 refusing to answer the outrageous lies of the Swift Boaters.

 Why in hell he didn't fight back is beyond me.
 Surely he knew we were in a war here and that the rabid right will do  ANYTHING
 to maintain power. He seemed eager to throw in the towel, when he should have been
 out there clawing tooth and nail. Looks to me like Hillary has more balls than any male
 Democratic "leader" I know.

 Charles A
 

 Charles, I guess we'll never know why Kerry laid down for Bush.
 Not sure why he's hanging around - his political future is nil.
 

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"Scooter Libby and Karl Rove "have given accounts to a special prosecutor"
  that are "at odds" with the testimony of Tim Russert and Bob Novak "
       --Bloomberg,   Attribution
 
 

 Throw them ALL in f-ing prison until we can sort out the details.
 Good Koresh, man, this is no intern blow job we're talking about.
 This is life and death and a White House breaking the law and out of control.
 

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 White House Won't Show All Roberts Papers

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  Excerpt:
 Citing privacy and precedent, the Bush administration indicated Sunday it does not intend
 to release all memos and other documents written by John Roberts when he worked for two
 Republican presidents. Pat Leahy, the walking Bush Rubber Stamp, disputed the assertion
 that privacy was at stake and called such a position a 'red herring.'"
 

 This is probably a trick by the GOP.
 More than he wants Roberts confirmed, they want to scream, "Obstructionists!" at the Democrats.
 To make this happen, they're going to hide as much of Roberts' papers like there's a smoking gun there.

 Seems to me, the fact that he will want to strip women of their rights is "smoking gun" enough.
 If only we could convince a Demo senator that women's rights are worth saving.
 

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 Famous historical murderers

 Jack the Ripper, killed only 5 women, so he was a nobody compared to Bush.

 George Bush  killed more women than that before he stole the White House.
 

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 Subject: Hillary reinforces ties to moderate Democrats

 She's calling for a larger military Bart, so I guess she's right up your alley.
 Traitorous bitch.  I  will actively campaign against her, and I will vote
 against her in the general election.

 I'd rather see W re elected than have some moderate democrat
 dumping all over progressive principles.

 Fuck her and fuck you if you support her.

 Chris from Boca who wants to see Bush in a third term
 

 No wonder we can't win.
 The sane Democrats have to fight the right and the left.
 

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"But regardless of the source, the leak compromised the confidential identity of a
  longtime public servant, which was wrong, and unfair to her and those who worked
  with her. Whoever did it should come forward and not hide behind journalistic
  ethics for his or her self-protection."
     --Karen Hughes, in her book, before she knew it was Rove and Libby, Attribution
 

 But since her boys got caught, I'm sure she'll change her tune like her Monkey did.

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 Return of the Academic Witch Hunts

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  Excerpt:
 Under the innocent-sounding name "Academic Bill of Rights," a gaggle of right-wing "culture warriors"
 in the Republican-led Pennsylvania House recently passed HR 177, a resolution authorizing them to
 invade public colleges and universities armed with subpoenas to grill faculty on curricula, reading lists,
 exams, homework assignments, grading and teaching styles, and to take testimony from students,
 allegedly to determine whether their professors are fair or "biased." The underlying assumption of the
 resolution--part of a nationwide campaign spearheaded by one-time SDS lefty and now rabid right-wing
 activist David Horowitz--is that America's colleges and universities have been overrun by leftist fanatics
 intent on banishing conservative ideas and punishing conservative or Christian students who dare to speak out."
 

 They're doing this because in the past when they acted out, the Dems did nothing.
 They stood there like statues and said, "It's not that serious - no need to raise our voices..."

 Evil sons of bitches will commit atrocities until they're forced to stop.
 The Democrats are less feared than Barney without his bullet.

 Either liberalism will be outlawed in America
 or
 the Democrats will learn to fight back.

 You might want to get your passport in order.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Eddie Izzard, Feed Us Santorum

 Bart

 Monday night Craig Ferguson (after Letterman) has Eddie Izzard scheduled.
 And, Jon Stewart has Ricky Santorum.

 Marty E!
 

 Usually, Jon goes easy on the Nazi hun,
 but I think we're seeing a limit to his patience.

 He pummeled Bernard Goldberg, he refused to let him get air.
 Will Rick (Fetus crazy) Santorum get the polite Jon ...or the not so much?

 Thanks, Marty.

 Reminder:
 You can get all you entertainment bullion from Marty E!
 

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 Subject: yesterday's monkey mail

 Bart, desert bear REALLY insulted you Bart.
 You need to beat the mother effer to death.

 You need to beat that f-ing Shamus to death too!

 Wayne in Hotlanta
 

 Wayne, it's 'Be nice to Monkeys' week.
 

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 Quotes

"By the way, you can't negotiate with these people or reason with them.
  That's what you've got to understand. These are not the kind of people you
  sit down and send a counselor over and hope to convince them to change their ways."
       --MonkeyPres, talking about either Zarqawi or the GOP, take your pick, Attribution
 

  Comments?

 Tally's final Tour de Lance

  Click  Here
 

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  Comments?

 Subject:  what will it take for a Democrat to stand up?

 Bart, Democrats are already standing at the grassroots level and so is Howard Dean.

 Sure, but grass roots Demnocrats have no power and
 the Dems can't wait to slice up Dean for telling the truth.
 

 Counter question: When can we expect a Republican tell the truth?

 That won't happen - it can't happen because they're wrong.
 It's amazing that, year after year, they convince people that the only way to get ahead
 is to give the super-rich more money - and then people fucking vote for that.

 Clinton made them eat it, but the Democrats disowned him, too.

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 Why Corporate News Censored the Story
   saw it on  Buzzflash

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Federal government--from the FCC to the White House--and corporate mainstream media have
 worked cooperatively to quietly block open access to cyberspace. Seizing its infrastructure,
 corporate mainstream media have censored and covered up its logistical moves÷including lobbies
 in Congress and the FCC, the filing of suits in state and federal courts, and quid pro quo with the
 highest government officials--to commandeer, monopolize, and turn the Internet into an extension
 of itself. From Fox News to CNN, there has been dead silence as the greatest bastion of democracy
 in history is being torn down and resurrected in its own image. Now, as the corporate newsrooms
 remain mum, it has gotten the green light from the highest federal court in the land.
 
 

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 Subject:  Santorum

 Bart:

 My GayDar is pretty reliable and it goes off full volume everytime I see Sick Ricky.
 The most vociferous homophobes usually have closets the size of Yankee Stadium.

 I think he keeps making babies because he thinks it will somehow prove his manliness.
 Terry C
 NJ
 

 I heard his senate nickname was Scrotorum.
 

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 Flop Sweat in the Oval Office
   Saw it on AMPOL

  Click  Here

  Excerpt:
 Alberto Gonzales has just thrown a truckload of gasoline on the Treasongate fire.
 He added a single, volatile detail to the timeline that is certain to [cause panic.]

 -Justice asks Gonzales to preserve all evidence relevant to Treason-gate,
 but grants him an additional overnight delay -- a privilege that defies both
 common sense and standard DOJ investigative procedures.
 

 In other words, "We're going to search your locker tomorrow morning."
 So if you're guilty as hell, and the evidence is in your locker, you move it/

 Why did the Godly Bush Gang need time to clean up?
 Could it be because they're ...dirty?
 

  Comments?

 Subject: lemons with fish

 Actually, the citric acid from the lemon cuts the fish oil
 to better be able to clean your fingers.

 Jim the smartypants lawyer
 

 You smartpants lawyers think you know everything :).

  Comments?

 Subject: grown man cry

 I was in Charlotte, NC this past weekend enjoying some tasty beverages on karaoke night.

 After the gay man finished "I Will Always Love You", this country.military guy stood in front of the mic.
 He said he only has 3 more days until he's re-re-deployed.  You could see the angst on his face,
 then he went into some country song.  He was no doubt a republican and voted for the monkey,
 but he couldn't finish his song.

 As he bee-lined for the bar, I met him, shook his hand, and said thanks for all he was about to do.
 He went on to tell me that he was 40 year old sniper for the US Marines.  I offered to buy him a drink.
 He said he was in Desert Storm, but this war is bs, and he felt like a disgrace to the human race.
 He had taken lives and seen lives taken, but he didn't know why.

 I was the only black man in a bar that was full of red in more ways than one.  No one clapped for him,
 no one acknowledge he was there.  All he wanted was some support.  Not the support of Bush, not the
 support that keeps gays from being 'married', not support from crazed bible beaters, but for a fellow
 American to say "thanks and we don't blame you".  I cut this guy off before he could begin to cry,
 because I could see it in his eyes and you could began to see it in mine.

 So Bart, if you ever wanna make a grown man cry vote a monkey into power so that he can send that
 Alpha-male back to the hell that is 'war' (wherever it may be).  We can count the number of causalities,
 the number of the wounded, but we can measure nor count the amount of damage that this is doing to
 our surviving soldiers and the families that loves them.

 God bless the USA but "F" Bush and the sheep he rode in on!
 Jamel
 

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 Quotes

"We have learned that John Roberts' wife is involved in an anti-abortion group called
  Feminists for Life, an interesting contradiction...Roberts will no doubt bob and weave
  when asked about whether he intends to vote to overturn Roe v. Wade. But is there
  anyone who seriously believes Bush would have nominated him without knowing?
  And is there anyone who seriously doubts what his vote is going to be?"
       --Paul Waldman, Attribution
 

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"He seems nice - let's give him a chance..."
 

  Comments?

 Subject: pardons

 Bart, I'm not a lawyer, but it seems to me that you
 can't get a pardon until after you're convicted.

 Axel
 

 Axel, not true.
 The most famous pardons were all to prevent a trial, to bury the truth forever
 such as Dirty Dick Nixon and the Iran-Contra felons that Bush the Smarter set free.

 They claim they're the party of law and order,
 but their crimes tell a very different story.

 Of course, they impeached Clinton for sex, but they only did that
 because they knew the Dems would never play hardball in return.

 How did I get in a party of pink tutu girlie-men?

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 Hey Bart, here's $10 for standing up.
 David B
 

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 Its Getting Hot in Here

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  Excerpt:
 The colour white reflects more heat than the other colours; blue, grey, brown or green for example.
 The fact that ice once covered the Arctic helped to keep things cold. Heat from sunlight would be
 reflected away from the land, back into the atmosphere. Things are changing though. With the global
 rise in temperatures, more ice is melting. Melted ice leaves coloured earth behind, be it blue water,
 grey stone, brown dirt, or green lichen.  This exposed earth reflects much less sunlight and therefore
 holds much more heat than ice would. As a result, the surface temperature rises and melts more ice,
 which exposes more earth and holds even more heat.
 Rinse and repeat.
 

  Comments?

 Subject: Le Tour

 Bart:

 I really missed your Tour coverage this year.
 Last year, your Tour blog was the first site I would visit every day
 after checking the live results on the Tour's official page.

 Thanks for the updates that you did provide this year,
 but sure would like to see you get back in the game.

 Good on ya!
 David
 

 David, I'm so confused - I won't even try to figure that out,
 ...but thanks.
 

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"I worry that Christians, myself included, give Christianity a bad name
  because we so often fail to model the love and humility displayed by Jesus.
  In the past, I've done it myself. You tend to be harsher and meaner
  when you can make those charges anonymously."
     --Karen Hughes, fooling the stupid with her fake humility,  Attribution
 

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 GOP Vt. candidate calls for impeachment

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  Excerpt:
 A Congressional candidate who wants to impeach Bush insists he can win the Republican primary.

 Dennis Morrisseau, plans to seek the Republican nomination to run for the House.
 The seat is being vacated by Bernie Sanders, who plans a run for the U.S. Senate.
 Morrisseau said he will be bringing articles of impeachment against Bush.

 He will most likely face Martha Rainville in the September 2006 primary, along with any other
 candidates who might get themselves placed on the ballot between now and then.

 Morrisseau said he considers himself more of a Republican than the president,
 and he thinks a lot of Vermont Republicans agree with him.

"This leadership isn't very Republican and I don't think it's very popular with Vermont Republicans," he said.
"Republicans in this state tend to be mind-your-own-business people, keep taxes low and government small."
 

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  Comments?

 Subject: John Kerry

  Bart, you wrote:

> Kerry tried to concede while they were still counting Ohio ballots,
> but the Monkey had gone to sleep and Kerry didn't want to wake him.

> "Kerry" is synonymous with failure and quitting.
> "Kerry" is synonymous with cowardice and refusing to fight.
> "Kerry" is synonymous with running away when his country needed him.
 

 I don't think it can be said any better than that.
 Kerry was basically a wimp candidate that even so, should have won over a ass hole.

 pattmarty
 

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 Saudi Intel Chief is ambassador to US

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  Excerpt:
 Prince Bandar bin Sultan, the 22-year Saudi ambassador to the US, the glad-handing
"dean of the Washington diplomatic corps," and confidant and partner to successive
 US presidential administrations, has resigned. He has been replaced by Prince Turki
 al-Faisal, the former head of Saudi Arabian intelligence (and the current ambassador to Britain).
 

 So we have a CIA tool in the White House.
 A CIA operative in charge of Afghanistan.
 A CIA operative in charge of Iraq.
 A CIA operative knocking down the WTC in New York.
 A CIA operative as Saudi ambassador to the US.
 A CIA operative beheading civlilans only in Baghdad.

 Why hasn't Zarqawi beheaded any American soldiers?
 Because if Bush gets caught, that would be unforgiviable?

 Why hasn't Al Qaeda attacked the states since 9-11?
 Because Bush said they wouldn't?

 Why is Al Qaeda following the script that helps Bush?
 

  Comments?

 'Must Love' Diane Lane

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  Excerpt:
 In the romantic comedy "Must Love Dogs," Elizabeth Perkins and Diane Lane play sisters.
 Meddling, interfering sisters who can't stay out of each other's business. In fact, the arch and
 wise-cracking Carol (Perkins' character) prods her newly divorced sis, Sarah (Lane), into
 re-entering the dating market by throwing Sarah's profile onto an Internet dating service.
 

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