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"If someday they get the crazy idea of coming to invade us,
   we'll make them bite the dust defending the freedom of our land."
     -- Venezuela's Hugo Chavez on the likelihood of the Monkey invading   Attribution

  Hugo, it's a bad idea to taunt an insane killer when he runs the world's only superpower military.     
 

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 Waiting for Der Monkey
   Is today the day Bush's goons arrest a military Mom?

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  Excerpt:
Yesterday morning, a day after reading the piece, Strause and Decker, who live in California, were on a plane to Crawford to join the woman in her vigil. They intend to stay, they said, until Bush - who is on vacation for the next five weeks - agrees to meet Cindy Sheehan in person. Neither of the two women knows Sheehan.  
Neither has a child, much less one who has been killed in Iraq. And neither had been active in the anti-war movement.

They hadn't attended any "protests or peace rallies or anything like that," Strause said. "Both of us are very busy."...
'We just want to do something," she said. "We're so sick of being on the sidelines. Being busy isn't an excuse anymore.'"

It would be cool if hundreds or thousands of people showed up to harass that freeloading bastard?

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 Quotes

"I love my country but I am unable to do any service for the people because t is
  overrun by fanatics and extremists. The streets are ruled by gangs, looters and goons."
            --Abdul Jawad, the head of English lit at Baghdad U, on his way to Jordan,  Attribution

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 Why is Cindy a threat to Der Monkey?

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  Excerpt:
For the last couple of days I have been hearing that Cindy Sheehan will be considered a threat to national security if she does not leave her post by Thursday. At this point, it’s important to ask: why Thursday? Why is Cindy not a threat today or tomorrow? Why wasn't she considered a threat to national security Saturday when we first marched out to the ranch? What is the difference between Thursday and now?

Let me tell you what the difference is. Thursday Condy Rice and Rummy will be arriving at King George's castle.
Sometime either Thursday or Friday King George is going to some kind of fundraiser at the ranch of a local crony.
My sources tell me that the only way for King George to get to that ranch from his castle is to drive by Cindy and
her supporters. That's right, fellow peasants; King George would have to actually see Cindy.

But that's not the real story. The real story is that the media will be there to record absolutely every movement, every event  that happens when King George's carriage goes by. King George has no plans to stop, no plans to talk to Cindy. The media would be there to report and videotape King George driving right on by the throng of peasants and the mother of a fallen hero, snubbing his nose at them as he goes his merry way to the party.

This would not be good for King George in the eyes of his public. In fact, it would be very, very bad.

I am so ready for this asshole's never-ending honeymoon to finally end.
With Clinton, they started when he announced his run for the White House and they hounded him
about every imaginary scandal Rush could fabricate for 14 years - but the Giggling Murderer gets a pass?

People seem like they're finally getting tired of the death, the war, the recession, the missing billions, etc.
If enough people show outrage, the whore media might actually cover Bush's crimes.
If that happens, maybe a Democrat will actually wake the fuck up.
 

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 Subject: headed to Crawford

Bart,

My paper editor and I and some friends from Eureka are headed in the motorhome to Crawford
to get our asses arrested with Cindy tomorrow, we can pick u up in Tulsa

Wish us luck
Wolf

Dude, I'd love to go, but my plans for this weekend are already in place.
Good luck, and take notes so you can tell your story when you get back.
If you want, stop in Tulsa and I'll give you some bartcop stickers and some worst president ever stickers.

Put them on that fascist bastard's gate - if you can avoid getting arrested for it.

 
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 Mick takes a swipe at Bush

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  Excerpt:
 A new Rolling Stones' song titled "Sweet Neo Con" clearly takes a swip at America's fascist Monkey
and his nasty-ass band of fascist goons who are busy raping the world and stealing billions of dollars.

An excerpt from the song was published by Newswhore magazine:
"You call yourself a Christian, I call you a hypocrite.
You call yourself a patriot, well I think you're full of shit."

The song is on the Stones' new album, "A Bigger Bang" due in September.

  "Suck on that, Monkey!"  

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The decision to bomb Nagasaki only a few days after Hiroshima raises separate issues.
Some people hold that most of the arguments for the use of the atomic bomb do not justify
dropping the second one on Nagasaki.

Wait, there are at least three giant issues here:
Dropping the first bomb - yes or no?
Dropping the second bomb - yes or no?
Dropping the second bomb three days after the first bomb - yes or no?

In sports, when you have the advantage, when the other guy is "on the ropes" or "is the short stack,"
that's when you pile on because that works, and if you have to win (WWII) you win however you can.

In his semi-autobiographical novel Timequake, Kurt Vonnegut said that while the Hiroshima bomb
may have saved friendly lives, Nagasaki still proved that the United States was capable of senseless cruelty.
Lost the senders name...
.

Out of context, that's sounds illogical, but Kurt has me by at least 100 IQ points.
Senseless crulety?  Trying to beat back the aggressor?

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  Kurt's bartcop sticker

I'm saying - it was a world war.
It's like waking up to a masked man in your bedroom.
There's no way you can stop and think, "What would be fair to all?" in that situation.
When the other guy is thinking "How can I best murder you?" you use all possible force.

That's how I got in trouble on the torture thing.
Once you identify the enemy for sure - like a man in your house with a ski mask - you pull the f-ing trigger.
People who refuse to pull the trigger - once you identify the enemy for sure - are the people you read about
in the news the nezt day, when people drink their coffee and say, "Crime - gee - I dunno."

I say, "Fuck that."

If you read about my ass in the news, I damn sure hope it's "Demo-blogger charged in killing"
rather than "Tequila Treehouse blogger services to be held Friday."

The Clash song, Guns of Brixton?
"When they kick at your front door, how you gonna come?
  With your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun?

I'm perpetually confused by this.
When you break it all down, your choices are surrender or fight,
and so many Democrats hate the idea of fighting because "it's wrong."

Maybe that's why we keep losing?

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 Subject: Peter Jennings

Bartcop,

I got reamed in a chat board for suggesting that they overdid the Peter Jennings announcement. 
I deleted my comment because it was crass so soon after his death but Jennings has pissed me off for a long time. 

Is there something I am supposed to respect about this?  I guess I missed his hard  hitting expose on Bush's [lack of]
military service.  I guess I missed his courageous report on the true basis for our war in Iraq.  I think I must have been out of town when his coverage of what really happened on 9/11 was on.  I remember the endless reports of fishing expeditions for trouser trout in Lake Clinton.  Let his family and colleagues mourn his passing but the media can find someone to read the news with as melodious of tones and I am sure that they can find a head with as nice a set of hair.

America is still neck deep in the swamp he helped bury us in by not doing his job.

Oh, wait a minute.  His job was reading what they put in his hands, I guess he did do that.  
If all he was was a talking head then why break in to regular programming and scare me with
that big "breaking news" bullshit?

If he actually had some say in what was reported then why do 40% still think 9/11 and Saddam Hussein are connected?  Wasn't that his job to inform them? Pretty piss poor job if you ask me.

 (withheld)
 
 

They say it's not polite to speak ill of the recently departed, but yes, Peter Jennings was nothing more than another
enabler for the BFEE.  He could've told the truth (and lost his job) so he chose to help the bloody Bush bastards.

 Recently, Al Neuharth said Bush's mess in Iraq needed a Walter Cronkite.

Cronkite, after a combat tour of Vietnam in 1968 declared,
"There is no way this war can be justified any longer."

Peter Jennings wasn't up to the job.  None of the whore anchors have done their damn jobs. They're all too busy
lying to make Bush look better.  The newspapers and networks all all charmed by Bush or too greedy to care.

1843 soldiers dead (wait, have more died since?) and the whore newshounds can't be
bothered to tell the truth because they're too busy gushing over Bush's "greatness."

Maybe Jennings was a nice guy, but America doesn't need "nice guy" newsmen.
We need honest reporters, like Helen Thomas.

Remember, when Helen Thomas's employer was bought by the Moonies,
she resigned rather than give up her dignity and honesty.
She's a real reporter. 
Jennings was a Mickey Mouse reporter

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 Subject: taking chances

Bartcop

You said- "I think I'll take my chances with Al Qaeda."
Like you haven't been an ardent supporter ever since you first heard of them on 9/11.

Heck, your ignorant, treasonous lies are right out of their playbook.

Maybe we should give more retards like you a web presence- then we could really
slaughter some more soldiers, and even get a domestic attack or two!

Have a great one,
Shamus

Monkey, if dead soliders is what you want, Bush is your man.
Bush has killed 1843 soldiers but Clinton never sent a man into battle who didn't come home alive.

Not one.
 

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 Echo Chamber Project
  Kent Bye holds the we-love-war press accountable

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  Excerpt:
Description: First vlog episode about an open source, investigative documentary on how the television news became an uncritical echo chamber to the countdown towards war in Iraq -- and proposed tools for collaborative journalism that can provide some solutions.

Featuring: Jay Rosen, Dan Gillmor, Doc Searls, Jonathan Landay, Pamela Hess, Bill Plante, Kent Bye and 60 others.

Kent Bye is damn talented and he's been working on this for two years.
I can't wait to see the finished product.

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  Quotes

"Well, it's the same way I don't care about anything else:  
  Christ died for my sins and nothing else matters.'   
     -- Ann Coulter, on why she's the way she is,    Attribution   
   

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 Subject: Jackson jurors

No one forced them to acquit. They could have held out for guilty, but chose to go with the others.
Now, these very same jurors, the ones that, during a press conference after the trial, said that the prosecution
did not prove their case, these very same people all of a sudden have some sort of attack of conscience?
I do not think so. They have simply become a sort of prostitute.
John A

I think the jurors just wanted to go home.
Prosecutors insist on putting up 500 witnesses over a year-long trial, then they can't understand a rushed verdict?
If I was on that jury, my ADD would prevent me from paying attention week after week after week after week after week.
When will these spotlight whores learn to trim their trials to two weeks?.

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 Fox goes after Mick Jagger
   They might be heading for a backlash

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  Excerpt:
First it was the Dixie Chicks, then Eminem, then Bruce Springsteen, and then...the list goes on and on.
Now it's Mick Jagger's turn to be slapped around. According to Fox's Neil Cavuto, who saw fit to air
two segments about this looming crisis today (August 9, 2005), Jagger took a "big jab at the White House"
in a "very controversial tune called 'Sweet Neo-Con'" in which "Mick Jagger calls the President a hypocrite
and worse. A lot worse." Cavuto turned to Fox reporter Anita Vogel who said one of the Rolling Stones'
"brand new songs seems to take aim at the Bush administration without actually naming any names."
She said the Stones' next album will be out in September and, 'word is, it will feature a track called
'Sweet Neo-Con,' a song that seems to attack the president.'"

It would be so cool to be big enough to have those FOX cowards come after me.
I'd give those bastards all they wanted and a whole lot more.  
Fuck 'em, Mick - don't back down one inch.

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 Why was the General fired?
  Did he learn about some BFEE dirty tricks?

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  Excerpt:
Sources have offered a different explanation for Byrnes' dismissal which ties in with Bush's unpopular plan to attack Iran and the staged nuclear attack in the US which would provide the pretext to do so. Anonymous military sources said that Brynes was the leader of a faction that was preparing to instigate a coup against the neo-con hawks in an attempt to prevent further global conflict.

Prisonplanet.com has relentlessly discussed similar style drills which took place on the morning of 9/11 and on the morning of 7/7 in London.

"Speculation exists that he had potentially discovered the fact that it was gonna go live and that he was trying to put a stop to it or also speculation indicates that he may be part of a military coup designed to prevent the ridiculous idea of doing a nuclear war with Iran, " said Lehrman.

I may have to start going to church again... 

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 Quotes

"Look what that Bush bastard did to our economy."
    --- everyone unemployed or under-employed,  

Clinton was a 500 plus, Bush is a 1,000 minus.
Bush stole those billions and gave some to his super-rich friends.

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 Subject: Sacred Sand

When the sacred sand turns to glass, will it then become sacred glass?
Oh yeah, I almost forgot -that whole part of the world will be uninhabitable, for eons,
except for the Haliburton technicians who will work in space suits in shifts to keep that texas tea flowing...

The time has come, the walrus said...

Bob in Prague

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 Sept. 11 party a travesty

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  Excerpt:
 I thought, "surely this is a joke."  The Pentagon is planning both a country music concert on
the National Mall featuring Clint Black and an "America Supports You Freedom Walk."

Clint Black is the voice behind the jingoistic "I Raq and Roll," a song that connects Saddam to Sept. 11,
tucked in between couplets of jingoistic chest-beating. Because Bush and company have repeatedly failed
to justify our massive intervention in the Middle East, and refused to acknowledge our current problems in
that region and lack of preparation going in, we must be subjected to this vicious propaganda.

Are our leaders so detached and deluded to think that this will stand with the average American?

Sure we'll stand for this crap, just like we stand for all the crap they give us.
With the press playing along and the Democrats too scared to act, why should
we expect the crooks to stop stealing?  Why should we expect the killers to stop killing?

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Subject: cops shot toddler

 If the cops who shot that girl put her in a Hefty bag would that be okay?
 If they proceeded to puncture her skull and suck her brain out would that be okay?
 If a third trimester abortion is a right than why is it so wrong to kill a kid?
 Could it be that you don't have a kid or a clue?

 Carson Monkey (I get older and learn more.)
 

 Carson, that's a semi-legit question.
 - It would not be OK if the cops shot her under any circumstances.
 - It would not be OK if the cops sucked her brain out.

 I assume guess you're referring to what anti-choicers call "a partial birth abortion."
 I'm not in favor of those unless the mother's life is in danger.
 I think a better solution would be to full-term that baby and let someone adopt,
 but I don't have a right to force my opinion on a pregnant woman - do you?

 I'm the only pro-choicer I know of who agrees that abortion kills a living being,
 but that's the price we pay for a woman's right to make her own decisions.

 We have guns in America, and tens of thousands die from that choice.
 We have cars in America, and tens of thousands die from that choice.
 We have swimming pools in America, and hundreds die from that choice.
 We have electricity in America, and hundreds die from that choice
  and abortions are the price we pay for women to have that freedom.

 Your side thinks sex education is wrong.
(To be fair, your side is always anti-education.)

 I think a red state and a blue state should each run a pilot program.  Teach abstience only
 in the red state for, say, three years and then measure the pregnancy/STD rate of that state
 to the blue state that has stressed science, education, condoms and honesty.

 The state with the lower rate of pregnancy/STDs would tell us which method is better, right?
 Does that sound like a good idea to you?
 Or are you afraid the "abstinence" states would have more pregnancies?

 FYI, Oklahoma (super-red state) leads the nation in teen pregnancy.

 Sidebar:
 In the past, we've quoted Rush and Laura the Unloved saying "Women shouldn't be
 in the military because they always end up pregnant."

 If our highly trained military personnel can't "say no" to sex,
 what chance to horny teenagers have?

 - a third trimester abortion is "a right" like driving a murdering automobile.
    I like abortions like I like root canal - sometimes they are necessary.
 - It's true I have no kids, but do I have a clue?

 I think my position on abortion can't be argued with.
 To disagree with me, you have to call for the elimination of guns, cars and electricity.
 Good luck with that, my hairy friend.
 

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 Bart, give them hell,

 Bartley

Wow, I'm "bartley," too!
Thanks for your generous sign donation.

It's possible (that's a qualifier) thousands more people
will see our anti-Monkey protest signs because of you.

Reminder:
Last time, our "Worst president ever" made Yahoo and Saturday Night Live and MSGOP.
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A rare Sidebar within a Reminder:
I don't know if I ever mentioned this, but much of our success at Bush's 2004 non-augural

was due to the genius of Squeakywheel Neal and his special forces who knew the often-fascist Secret Service would only allow certain sized sign poles, made of certain materials, to get within a mile of King Rong.

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 Woods stumbles early at PGA

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   Excerpt:
Woods opened his round on No. 10 at the 7,392-yard, par-70 Baltusrol Golf Club's Lower Course by three-putting
from about 30 feet for a bogey 5 and never could get back to even par as he struggled to find fairways.

The best he could do from the rough on No. 14 was to hit into a bunker, leading to another bogey.
And on the par-5 18th, a birdie hole if he could find the fairway, Woods went so far to the left that he had to
take an unplayable lie and made another bogey.

Woods' frustration began to show late in the round. He flung his putter to the ground (ha ha) when a birdie putt
stopped on the lip, and he dropped his iron when his approach on the next hole, No. 3, spun down the slope.
He bogeyed No. 4 to fall seven shots behind the early leaders.

I am not laughing.
(I'm lying - I'm laughing my ass off)
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 Subject:  Bart in school

Good deal, Bart! For the first time in a long time the page didn't have funny marks instead of punctuation marks,
and it's looking very good. I hope the results are also timesaving for you, congrats on passing your test!

Jitske

All praise (and a shot of Chinaco) to Chicago Jim for flying all the way to Tulsa just to educate me.

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 Quotes

"I have had enough of Cindy Sheehan. We were all saddened by the death of her son in Iraq.
Every death of a military member is tragic, whether in combat or as a result of an accident.
As a mom, she is certainly entitled to grieve her loss. However, I think she's had more than
her 15 minutes in the limelight."
    --.veteran Trent Fry, who apparently wants the war to continue  Attribution 
 

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 Why No Tea and Sympathy?
      by Maureen Dowd

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  Excerpt:
There's an angry mother of a dead soldier camping outside his Crawford ranch, demanding to see a president
who prefers his sympathy to be carefully choreographed.  Polls shows that a majority of Americans now think
that going to war was a mistake and that the war has made the U.S. more vulnerable to terrorism.
So fighting them there means it's more likely we'll have to fight them here?

The Bush team tried to discredit "Mom" by pointing reporters to an old article in which she sounded kinder to W.
If only her husband were an undercover C.I.A. operative, the Bushies could out him. But even if they send out
a squad of Swift Boat Moms for Truth, there will be a countering Falluja Moms for Truth.

It's hard to think of another president who lived in such meta-insulation. His rigidly controlled environment
allows no chance encounters with anyone who disagrees. He never has to defend himself to anyone, and that
is cognitively injurious. He's a populist who never meets people - an ordinary guy who clears brush, and brush
is the only thing he talks to.

Excuse me, slut, but it was people like YOU that got Bush elected by constantly praising him while telling the most
outrageous lies about Al Gore, and then John Kerry.  Don't sit there in your lily-white ivory tower and explain what
a vicious bastard The Monkey is because lying whores like you put him in office.

Perhaps you could work a little truth into your horseshit during the 2006 and 2008 campaigns?
Or would that be too much to ask?

Slut!

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 Subjectt:  reminder

 Not one combat trooper died under our peace President, Bill Clinton. 
 cswinney

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 Paparatzy shot at Britney Spear's

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He's OK, he was shot with a BB gun.
Cops say the "singer" and her husband aren't suspects.

Have you even seen a "star" fall so far so fast?
Last year, she was Number One on some "hot list," like FHM or
Maxim magazine and this year she wasn't in the Top 100.

I'm surprised she's still getting stalked.

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