Quotes

"Most of the people in Crawford think Bush is next to God.
"I'm just not one of them."
     -- Kathryn Bost, Crawford resident,  Link

Kathryn, you gave your real name?
For your own safety, you may need to leave Crawford

How long before a pick up truck tears thru your lawn?
How long before the neighbors fire shotguns when they see you?

What made you think you could express an opinion in Bush's America?

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 Judge Roberts's Slap at Women
   by Robert Parry on  consortiumnews.com

  Link

  Excerpt:
As the equal pay for women issue heated up in early 1984, Roberts wrote two
tartly worded memos, which showed which side he was on.

The first – to his boss in1984 – denounced the notion of equal pay for comparable worth,
saying “It is difficult to exaggerate the perniciousness of the ‘comparable worth’ theory.
It mandates nothing less than central planning of the economy by judges.”

Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet.

Roberts and his "women are stupid" theories could affect every uterus in America.
I wonder if the Democrats can find a way to make this an issue in defeating Rove's boy?

I hear another quote on CNN.   Roberts said something like, "The idea that
housewives could become lawyers - is their any reason to be pushing that idea?"

Will the Senate Democrats vote this caveman in?

(I'll spare you the tutu graphic today)

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Quotes

"My son did not die protecting anyone's freedom.  I'm very angry
  and I think the soldiers should all be brought home."   
  -- Mark Comley, lost a son in Iraq        Link

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 Hagel: Monkey's quamire like Vietnam
  Does this make Hagel the 2008 GOP front-runner?

  Link

  Excerpt:
Chuck Hagel says the United States is "getting more and more bogged down" in Iraq
and stood by his comments that the White House is disconnected from reality and losing the war.
The longer U.S. forces remain in Iraq, he said, the more it begins to resemble the Vietnam war.

Hagel mocked Cheney (Lying oil man)'s assertion in June that the insurgency in Iraq was in
its "last throes," saying the U.S. death toll has risen amid insurgent attacks.

"Maybe the vice president can explain the increase in casualties we're taking," he told CNN.
"If that's winning, then he's got a different definition of winning than I do."

Honesty from a Republican?
Will Chuck Hagel do the Democrat's job for them - as predicted here at   bartcop.com?
Will Chuck Hagel's words give the Democrats the courage to stop wimpering like toddlers?

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 Reality of war spoils Bush's vacation
     by Helen Thomas, one of the few - she's honest

  Link

  Excerpt:
I remember first hearing the phrase "noble cause" in the 1980s when President Reagan referred to
the Vietnam War in those terms, apparently trying to erase the bad memories of that unpopular conflict
that divided the country. President George Herbert Walker Bush picked it up and often spoke of
Vietnam as a "noble cause."

Now the label has been resurrected for the war in Iraq. With that conflict going badly and the American
public showing signs of impatience, the administration is alternately seeking to rally support with the
"stay the course" chant or vague promises that U.S. troops will start leaving Iraq "soon," whenever that is.

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Subject: Monkey on vacation

Bart,
I was reminded of this on Air America yesterday… Bush can't be bothered
to take time off from his vacation to meet with Cindy Sheehan, but flew back
late on a Sunday night to aid Terri Schiavo's parents in their "crisis".

He's pathetic.
Russ from WY

Russ, don't be too hard on him.
Monkeys don't have brains or a conscience.

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There are a lot of headlines like "Bot Attacks U.S. Media Giants" as if the computer worm
were targeted at them. But my question is - where were their system administrators?

The news agencies reported the vulnerability a week ago.
Then they reported that a worm was in development.
Then they reported that Microsoft developed a patch to fix the problem.
Now they are complaining about being hit.

My question is - why didn't the tech staff at the news agencies download and apply
the security patches that Microsoft provided before the worm hit?

Although it's a nuisance, these attacks are a part of online life these days and are generally
preventable by keeping current on all the latest patches and having a properly configured
firewall to keep intruders from getting in. If their tech staff were listening to their news reports
these news agencies wouldn't have been hit.

If I were CNN, ABC, and The New York Times I would be asking their own tech staff
why they didn't install the security patches rather than imagining that they were targeted.
And - if you're running Windows, always install the latest patches.

Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.

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 Subject: Cindy Sheehan

Dear Bart,

I took my 9 year old son to a candle light vigil to support Cindy Sheehan.
We stood with hundreds of like minded people on 24th and Camelback in Phoenix.

It was very strange because cars were passing and honking in support!
Phoenix is ridiculously Republican but I think Cindy is causing the Kool Aid to wear off.

I'm sure the administration is scrambling to counter this movement.
They will need to stage something big to suppress these uppity peasants.
I pray that this is the beginning of the end for the most corrupt president of my lifetime.

Bart, why does my son "get it" and flag wrapped Bushistas don't?
Chris

Chris, maybe your son was brought up right.

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 Mick backs off his previous back off
  Mick, pick a version and stick with it

   Link

 Excerpt:
Jagger isn't dodging the lyrics' thrust.

Past, partial participle dangling we have here!
Of course Mick is no longer dodging, ...because he has dodged.
That whole past participle subjective predicate rule applies.

It's just like the meaning of the word, "is," which suggests
that perhaps somebody's about to get a hummer from a president.

...I wonder where Jeff The Top is right now?

      I'm right here, Georgie-poo.
   You got some apples for Daddy?
        Want me to tap that ass? 
  

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 Conyers urges cowards not to quit

    Link

  Excerpt:
It is for these reasons that I am deeply concerned to learn of the possibility, however remote, that you
(Kerry and Edwards) may be considering withdrawing from the 2004 election recount case in Ohio.
As you know, it is absolutely imperative that we have elections that count every vote of every eligible voter,
and if there is any issue that is central to a strong democracy, it is ensuring that all eligible voters are able to
participate in our elections without encumbrance or interference from others. There is no question that your
continued participation in this case will help ensure that we restore trust in our election system.rry

John, they have no desire to fight, they have no desire to win.

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"That's my job. I'm a whore. That's what I try to do, is try to make news."
    -- that's close to what Wolf the Whore said yesterday on his new show, "Suicide Room."   Link

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Merck loses ass in Vioxx trial
  Texas jury awards widow 100 gazillion dollars

    Link

  Excerpt:
A Texas jury found Merck liable for the death of a man who took Vioxx in the first of
thousands of lawsuits pending, ordering them to pay the widow $253,000,000


This is why Russell Crowe was blackmailed into paying $15M for a damn scratch.

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 The Crawford Bunker
   by my good friend Alan Bisbort

  Link

  Excerpt:
There she sits, in the Texas heat outside Bush's little cowboy ranch, day after day, as the fat cat Republicans
in their air-conditioned pimpmobiles, Hummers and limos drive back and forth along the route to Bush's
sagebrush bunker, which is always open to them but never to the nearly 2,000 grieving mothers of the soldiers
who've died in Iraq. They slow down to get a peak, and undoubtedly crack jokes at Sheehan's expense,
laughing among themselves inside their soundproof, bulletproof, mirrored metal bubbles, and then speed on
to their fund-raising or oil-policy appointment with Bubble Boy.

It was callous enough that Bush sped past Sheehan on the way to a fund-raising event the other night,
leaving her to ask the obvious, if rhetorical, question, "Why do you make time for donors and not for me?"

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 Quotes

"Bush launched a savage war in Iraq and now spends his days
  happily riding his bicycle in Texas.     This is eerie.    Scary. "
      --Bob Herbert, non-whore at the NYWTimes,  Link   

Comments?
 

 Home on the range
  by my good friend Barry Crimmins

..Link  

 Excerpt:
Crawford, Texas - I had no interest in visiting the vacation retreats of evil nincompoops. Having just returned
from the Voting Rights March in Atlanta, I was plum (peach?) tuckered out. But my absolute abhorrence of the
war prompted me to accept Randi Rhodes’s request that I travel to this particular end of the earth as the Camp
Casey correspondent for her Air America Radio show.

I was to go for only a few days, but like many US military personnel I found myself pressed into extended service
in a stop-loss program. In this case the loss that needed stopping was that of thousands of lives in Iraq. As tough as
it is on the ground in Crawford, I’d be much more uncomfortable anyplace else. When you get to know Cindy and
other Gold Star Families for Peace, abandoning them to the untender mercilessness of the fire ants, scorpions,
water moccasins, rattlers, and Bush functionaries that slither about the president’s prairie playground becomes
an unattractive option.    Besides, I haven’t had this much fun in years.

Comments?
 

Subject: can't access the radio show

Hi Bart--

I just tried to get the show, but couldn't.
Does it make a difference that I am using a Linux operating system?

It might be that I last got you when I had Windows running.
I appreciate you, man.

Henry

Henry, it might be your Linux system.
Your login and password work on this end and I know
there are dozens of people listening to the radio shows...

  Anybody have a clue for Henry?

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 Subject: donation

Keep up the good work, sir.
Absent your abilities to turn shit to humor I'd be getting as whacked out
over the fascist takeover of the States as the poor sods returning from Iraq.

Steven in Turlock

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Bart,

"Bob in San Diego" summed up just why it's hard not to be so f-ing negative.

As the bodies pile up in Iraq, pensions fade away, insane christians move in for the kill
and the BFEE is laughing all the way to the bank along with a long list of other maddening bullshit,
most Americans react with indifference at best.

But say one goddamned word about "Jay Leno, Tiger Woods, Peter Jennings, Mick Jagger
and Shaquile O'Neal" or any of their other lightweight heroes, and see the venom spew forth.

F-ing "dolts" is right.
Jeff in Chicago

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Marty's Entertainment Page

"I think it's a sad situation all the way around what's happened to
the Schiavo family, and the influences that have been exerted on them
and the way they're being used for cheap political purposes."
      - what Rush Limbaugh would've said if he was consistent,      Link

 Quotes

"Frankly, I'm also fed up -- not fed up. I retract that.
   I'm weary, ladies and gentlemen, of even having to express sympathy.
   'Oh, she lost her son!' Yes, yes, yes, but (sigh) we all lose things."     
      -- the vulgar Pigboy, screeching at Cindy about losing her son,       Link

 The fascist bastards always go after the women.

 Hey Pigboy, remember when your Daddy, died?
 You went on for days and days about him being the greatest American ever.
 You were reading his speeches and wallowing in grief for your "20 million listeners."

 By the way Rush, is it true your sainted daddy also used the "dirty ass" excuse to avoid
military serving in a war he loved?  is it true Rush?  Do dirty-ass cowards run in your family?

  I guess it's different when it's someone else loss, right Rush?
 When was the last time you mocked someone who could fight back?

 You're a bully, a coward ...and a lying, Nazi whore.

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Bush: bartcop stickers seen in Crawford

Bartcop stickers are everywhere!
We recently went down to Crawford, TX to show support for Cindy Sheehan.
First stop was the Crawford Peace House .

Notice the large pic of Bush on the front door; when you open that door (go to pic 2)


there is a hand drawn map to "Camp Casey."
Notice the Bartcop sticker.

Keep up the good work!
Susan

Susan, thanks for sending those.
I suspect Eddy the Oklahoma Pillar  was involved.

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As a Vietnam-era veteran, who volunteered to serve my country when George Bush was jetting around
Texas in his National Guard champagne unit and my friends were being drafted, I find it ironic that the
National Guard, used as a way to avoid service in the 1970s, is now sending large numbers of soldiers
to Iraq, leaving many states, cities and communities without first responders such as police and firefighters.

My brother-in-law was one of the unlucky "back-door draftees," thanks to Bush's stop-loss order and
has recently returned from a year's tour in Iraq. He was a former Bush supporter turned opponent.

Do the same people who are smearing Sheehan have the nerve to call a returning Iraq war veteran
"unpatriotic" or a "flip-flopper" like the right-wing spin machine is doing right now, including Bill O'Reilly,
Rush Limbaugh and Michelle Malkin? They'd better not because, according to the polls, well over half
of the country has "changed their mind" about Iraq.

Debra Rob

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9/11 commission was told of Atta cover-up

  Link

 Excerpt:
A longtime Army intelligence officer went public with his allegations about a cover-up in the 9/11 investigation,

Lt. Col. Anthony Shaffer, 42, confirmed that he had been a source for previous reports about a secret
data-mining operation known as Able Danger, which he said had identified Mohammed Atta and three
other 9/11 suicide hijackers in 2000, more than a year before the terrorist attacks.

Shaffer said that his unit had contacted the FBI repeatedly during 2000 to warn that a US-based terrorist cell
was at work, but three times was forced to cancel meetings to brief the FBI at the instruction of the Strategic
Operations Command (SOCOM), the Pentagon unit in charge of all counter-terrorism work.

Why didn't the Pentagon want Atta watched, arrested or investigated?
What if the people who suspect the worst ...have no idea how much worse this is?

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Subject: (none)

Bart,

Tell Bob - maybe he should check out the email I got from one of my conservative workmates.

It was a bunch of pics of Iraqi kids hugging soldiers, and Iraqi people waving flags
saying "Thanks USA", all labeled "Pictures that the media are afraid to show you."

That might take him away from the grim reality of 1800+ dead soldiers and more to come.
By the way I don't remember seing any pictures of raw sewage flowing through the streets
of Baghdad or of dead Iraqi children laying rotting in the streets of Faluhja in the AJC recently.

By the way I heard Mike Malloy give your site props for the Ben Seargent cartoon today,
thought you'd like to know.

Keep hitting them with reality, maybe one day the "Morans" in this country might wake up
and realize we were once a great, respected nation.

I hope it's soon...
Helldog

Malloy rocks.

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 Kelly Monaco in Dance off

  .

  Link

 Excerpt:
Kelly Monaco and John O'Hurley will return to the Dancing with the Stars
ballroom for a "Dance-off" on Sept. 20.  Viewers will decide the winner.

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