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Quotes
"They had the shower on to muffle the noise, but
it wasn't helping. They never screamed
like that when we were humiliating. But this
guy was like screaming bloody murder.
I mean it still haunts me... I can still
hear it just like it happened yesterday."
-- Lynndie England, describing
what Bush is doing in our name, with our tax dollars, Link
How
Rotten Are These Guys?
by Robert Parry at concortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
(The offenses of DeLay and Rove) represent potential
felonies, but they pale beside new allegations
linking business associates of star GOP lobbyist Jack
Abramoff - an ally of both DeLay and Rove -
to the gangland-style murder of casino owner Konstantinos
"Gus" Boulis
in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, in 2001.
These criminal cases also are reminders of George H.W.
Bush's long record of unsavory associations,
including with a Nicaraguan contra network permeated
by cocaine traffickers, Rev. Sun Myung Moon's
multi-million-dollar money-laundering operations, and
anti-communist Cuban extremists tied to acts of
international terrorism. [For details on these cases,
see Robert Parry's Secrecy & Privilege.]
Now, George W. Bush is faced with his own challenge
of containing a rupture of scandals - involving
prominent conservatives Abramoff, DeLay and potentially
Rove - that have bubbled to the surface
and are beginning to flow toward the White House.
GOP
Split Over Miers
Dems solidly with Bush, as always
Excerpt:
Some of Bush's fascist supporters are unconvinced by
his defense of Harriet Miers,
creating dissension in the GOP that until now has reverently
approved Bush's judicial candidates.
Conservatives in some cases are expressing outright
opposition, some are in wait-and-see mode
and some are silent, all bad signs for a Bush administration
used to having the full backing of all
wings of the GOP when it takes on the Senate's minority
Democrats over judicial selection.
"I'm getting reports on both sides," said Paul Weyrich,
(In red, above) a leader from the KKK.
"Some people are quite enthused about her and other people
are very upset. The grass-roots
are not happy, I can tell you that."
Senate Democrats, wetting themselves in fear, are mostly holding their fire.
"With so much at stake, we shouldn't rush to judgment
about this or any other nominee,
but I am impressed by Harriet Miers," gushed Senate Democratic
sellout Harry Reid.
Bush
is such a douchebag liar
Also known as ...Kiss
of Death
"We captured Osama's Number Two man," claims
Bush and the breathless American whore media.
"We captured Osama's Number Three man," claims
Bush and the breathless American whore media
...the breathless American whore media that will gladly urge the sacrifice of American kids for Halliburton.
What if...
What if someone took the time to add up all their lies?
What if someone took the time to catalog alllllll their
lies?
Trust me...
Subject: French 2.8 times braver than american...!?
· Please, Bartcop, I wish you showed more often
that you
are a little bit more enlightened than the Jay Leno crowds.
On Volume 1629, under the title HELP ME, you published
an e-mail
in which there is a list that starts like this:
> World's Thinnest Books
> FRENCH WAR HEROES
> by Jacques Chirac
This is the big problem with american psyche: you prefer cliches to facts or knowledge.
Hey, watch it when you speak for me.
I didn't write that - don't attribute that to me -
I'm not in the mood.
Fact:
12,364,000 ÷ peak strength of U.S. armed forces
during WWII Servicemen killed:
USA 295,000 That's 2.38%
5,000,000 ÷ peak strength of French armed forces
during WWII
Servicemen killed: France* 340,000 That's
6.8%
IN PROPORTION, almost 3 times more french soldiers gave their life than US soldiers.
So please, a little respect, and for your own mental/soul health, cut the cliches.
Aside of that, big fan, keep hammering etc...
Jean Pierre
Cut the cliches?
I didn't write that. So far, you haven't quoted me.
You think every idiotic e-mail that gets forwarded should be dissected, researched,
analyzed and then refuted? When you're arguing
with an ignorant Monkey?
I'm guessing you have more time on your hands than I do.
For a Bush-loving handjob spewing hatred for anyone who's poor, liberal, intellectual,
black or gay, a swift and certain "Blow me" is
all I have time for.
Next time someone forwards "Clinton's 50 biggest
lies" to me, I'll send it on to you.
The dark side of religious insanity
Excerpt:
Too much religion may be a dangerous thing.
This conclusion will come as no surprise to those who
have long gnashed their teeth in frustration while
listening to right-wing evangelical claims that secular
liberals are weak on "values." Paul's study confirms
globally what is already evident in the U.S.: When it
comes to "values," if you look at facts rather than
mere rhetoric, the substantially more secular blue states
routinely leave the Bible Belt red states in the dust.
Murder rates? Six of the seven states with the highest
2003 homicide rates were "red" in the 2004
elections (Louisiana, Mississippi, Nevada, Arizona, Georgia,
South Carolina), while the deep blue
Northeastern states had murder rates well below the national
average. Infant mortality rates?
Highest in the South and Southwest; lowest in New England.
Divorce rates? Marriages break up
far more in red states than in blue. Teen pregnancy
rates? The same.
We talked about this concerning Vegas. Since "call girls" are legal
there, the Vegas crime rate should be
compared to other cities. If they have fewer rapes, less spousal abuse, etc.
then the facts tell us prostituion
should be legalized in every large American city - but only if you want
the crime rate to come down.
But in America, we'd rather lie to ourselves.
We'd rather believe the Invisible Cloud Being has an angel on our shoulder,
so there's no need to adhere
to science and logic and we're paying the price for it with Bush, God's hand-picked
Invader of Countries.
Subject: Miers has never been a judge
I'm concerned about Bush's pick of Harriet Ellan Miers
for the Supreme Court because she
has never been a judge. Bush seems to want to pick his
personal friends for high positions
instead of people who are experienced an competent.
Why pick someone to be a judge on the Supreme Court
who has never been a judge?
That makes as much sense as Michael Brown being picked
to be head of FEMA
- and we know how that turned out.
Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.
Quotes
"That's right,
I said I'm a hooker.
I have to go up to total strangers,
ask them for money and get them to expect me
to be there when they need me.
What does that sound like to you?"
--Rep.
Ginny Brown-Waite (R-FL), flashing a little honest, for a Republican Link
Subject: chiminea?
You need a Chiminea? Go down the block and haul
off an abandoned washing machine.
Hit it with a cinder block or lug wrench until the basket
comes out.
The kind with holes in the sides. Enamel
over steel. Recycle it before it gets crushed.
Put the basket up on a few rocks and fill it with sticks,
mill ends and pizza boxes.
Light and be happy.
If it sparks up, put a screen window over it and when
that burns through get some
hardware cloth from a real hardware store. That's
a Chiminea, Arizona style.
We got 'em in California too.
Happy Harry
Miers dropped 9-11 ball
Excerpt:
On its front page Tuesday, The New York Times published
a photo Harriet Miers
going over a briefing paper with Bush at his fake ranch
"in August 2001," the caption reads.
USA Today and the Boston Globe carried the photo labeled
simply "2001," but many other
newspapers ran the picture in print or on the Web with
a more precise date: Aug. 6, 2001.
Sidebar:
The NYWTimes and the USAWhoreToday and
the Boston Whore exist to protect Bush.
There are not news organizations - they are whores
for sale.
Heidi Fliess had prettier rentals, but the por-Bush papers
exist to protect his deserter ass.
Does that date sound familiar?
That was a month before 9/11, when Bush was briefed
on the "PDB" that said Osama
was "determined" to attack inside the U.S.,
perhaps with hijacked planes. But does that
mean that Miers had anything to do with that briefing?
No, the press always gives the Bush co-conspirators the benifit of the doubt.
No way a women who said, "Dubya
is the most brilliant man I've ever known,"
would ever try to cover up for his monkey-simpleton
mistakes or his outright crimes,
just because he was appointing her
to one of the most powerful positions on the planet.
With the BFEE, it's always "appointed
by those with bad intent,"
and never "elected
by the will of the majority of people."
Think about it.
Hillary has won more elections than Karl Rove, Karen
Hughes, Condi Rice, John Roberts,
Harriet Miers, Clarence Thomas, Three Fingers Scalia,
F-ing Brownie, Elliot Abrams,
Oliver North, Caspar Weinberger, John Poindexter, Ahmed
Chalabi and Jesus combined.
Oh, ...Christ, ...I need a drink.
While The
Iron is Hot
Is bartcopism spreading?
Excerpt:
The Republican Party and the Bush Administration are
reeling, enmeshed in corruption and failure,
and the ideology of the regressive right is in retreat.
The iron is hot - now is the time to strike.
Unfortunately, it appears that the Democratic Party
would prefer to throw cold water on the hot iron.
What in the name of God and the US Constitution has neutered
the Democrats?"
Victory is ours for the taking - we just don't want it.
If victory knocks on a Democrat's door, they might let it in,
but they damn sure won't look for it or work for it or even entertain the thought
of reaching for it.
Don't tell me "They're all on the same team."
The BFEE spends millions every year demonizing their "partners."
"Stop
it, Bart! Fighting is wrong for America!"
Subject: Senator Sellout
Bart, you published:
> "Ms. Miers' views will be
important for the Senate to examine."
> -- Senator Sellout, also known as Pat
Rubber-stamp Leahy,
Bart,
I've been telling everyone in my political spam group
any Democrat who votes for the chimp's
criminally incompetent cronies needs to get the VP's
three word lecture. (G F Y)
Leahy has clearly followed Cheney's advice and is doing
his best to give the rest of us the same treatment.
I wish I lived in Vermont so I could actively campaign
against Leahy the traitor.
Geneear
Mystery
Ocean Glow Confirmed
Just like on that TV show, "Surface"
Excerpt:
Mariners have long told of rare nighttime events in
which the ocean glows intensely
as far as the eye can see in all directions.
Scientists don't have a good handle what's going on.
But satellite sensors have now provided
the first pictures of a milky sea and given new hope
to learning more about the elusive events.
The newly released images show a vast region of the
Indian Ocean, about the size of Connecticut,
glowing three nights in a row. The luminescence was also
spotted from a ship in the area.
Whatever it is, the BFEE will find a way to make millions
from it.
Subject: Moon elder spills the beans and why TV won't do Moon
Here's a post on some information forwarded to me by Larry
Zilliox.
If you read the quotes from the Kodiak article and the
1990 NBC transcript, I think you can
kind of add to the wonderment of why anyone would think
that anything Moon does is not tied
to plans for the planet. Also, given that this was 1990,
the transcript explains why TV won't do Moon.
They'd have to report they helped him.
mw
MW, this is why I need a staff.
I know Bush is crooked, I know Moon is crooked.
I've seen pictures of Bush presiding at those 20,000 couple weddings in stadiums,
and what kind of American family values is having a religiously-insane Korean
with
delusions of godhood marry you and 19,999 other couples at the same Moondamn
time?
...with Moon holding Poppy Bush's prune-ass testicles in his hand during the wedding vows?
No doubt, if I had weeks to get into this, I'd have a stronger opinion.
But the truth is the BFEE runs a global crime syndicate and I'm just a dude
in
Oklahoma with a modem and a shot of Chinaco in his hand and I
just can't keep up.
The BFEE commits more crimes before sunrise than other criminal cartels commit
all day.
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Subject: donation
Bart, send me stickers!
I will put them up all over the gulf coast.
These people are pissed already and this will go over
great.
I am a flood adjuster and every day I see what were
once homes and are now just slabs and pilings.
Flood coverage maxes out at $250,000 and many people
who live close to the ocean are W's fan base.
When they ask me "what am I going to do?" I suggest
they learn to live in $250000 home.
For most it is sort of an insult but the only way to
'insure' this doesn't happen again
Fred the adjuster
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Subject:
Wow! My first time.
Doesn't anyone with a brain read this BLOG?
Sure they do - our side is plenty smart.
It's the blog's writer who needs the brain transplant.
You guys keep diggin' and we'll keep buying
the shovels.
Ken
Fine, but pay cash for the shovels, would you?
Your president is over the limit on the taxpayer's
Mastercard.
Random thought...
Will Farrell does the best Bush impression - no contest.
Jay Leno thinks his guy, with the heaving shoulders is best, ...but no.
Surprisingly, ...Jon Stewart does the second best Bush impression.
Koresh, if you go by pure soul, Stewie might win outright.
Farrell does a better "This is how Bush is when you
meet him,"
but Stewie knows what's in Bush's black f-ing heart - like we do.
When Stewie does that mega-maniancal "I don't give
a fuck" Bush laugh,
he's telling you that he sees the exact same monster I see when I watch Bush
on the TV.
Stewie thinks he's a comedian, ...and he's right,
but he channels the Butcher of Baghdad like a Ghost Whisperer...
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Derek Jeter gets
GOP death threat
"Stop dating white women or we'll set you on fire"
Excerpt:
Derek Jeter, the prettiest Yankee, downplayed what
he called the "stupid letter"
sent to him and others threatening violence if he continues
to date white women.
The New York Daily Whore reported that the letter called
Jeter a "traitor to his race"
and warned him "to stop or he'll be shot
or set on fire."
Jeter, whose mother is white and father is black, said
in an interview last week that he
did not feel threatened by the letter, which came to
his attention 2-3 months ago.
I wish the GOP would just let Jeter play baseball.
Subject: so damn stupid
Bart, can we be so damn stupid all of the time?
He nominated her because she has NO written record.
She thinks that he is the most intelligent man she
has ever met?
Call me stupid but, he is setting the pink tutu democrats
up AGAIN.
When are these people going to get a clue?
What happened to dissent in this country?
She is as right wing as Bush it just can not be proven.
Get some guts Democrats and look at the facts.
When has this guy EVER done anything Bi-partisan?
Sheesh Bart this calls for a shot.
Patrick D. G
Harry Reid loves this unqualified crony hack.
Harry Reid leades the Senate tutus.
The senate will confirm the unqualified crony hack.
Women lose, we lose, America loses - again.
Thanks, Harry.
Quotes
"This guy will do what he wants. If he wants to pick
a flunky, passing over dozens
of more experienced jurists more acceptable
to his base, that's what he'll do."
--Andrew
Sullivan, deeply hurt by his favorite Monkey Link
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Quotes
"Can anyone really imagine that she'd be the nominee
if she weren't a woman
and the president's friend? Cronyism and affirmative
action: It's a nasty mix."
--Emily
Bazelon, Link
Bush Court to
'Revisit' Assisted Suicide
No, they're going to deny that option - to
please God
Excerpt:
The Bush Court will revisit the emotionally charged
issue of physician-assisted suicide
in a test of how intrusive Bush's overbearing federal
government can be in our daily lives.
Oregon voters chose that option, and now Bush's BIG
federal nanny will overrule them.
Oregon voters have twice endorsed doctor-assisted suicide,
but the religiously-insane
Bush administration thinks you need more government and
more rules so they have
aggressively challenged the state law to keep you in
pain to please their vengeful God.
In 1997 the court found that the terminally ill have
no constitutional right to doctor-assisted suicide.
O'Connor provided a key fifth vote in that decision,
which left room for state-by-state experimentation.
O'Connor is retiring, and Bush on Monday named his religiously-insane
personal lawyer to replace her.
If Miers is confirmed before a ruling is announced,
O'Connor's vote will not count.
A 4-4 tie would probably require the court to schedule
a new argument session.
"We
do what Rove tells us - we're Bush boys thru-and-thru."
We're in trouble.
The sacless Dems are going to let Bush's insanity overrule our doctors.
How good
is DeLay's lawyer?
by Molly Ivins
Excerpt:
Speaking of Dick DeGuerin, he is defending Tom
DeLay. Want to know how good he is?
One of his recent clients was Robert Durst, heir to a
New York real estate fortune, who
admitted killing and dismembering an unfortunate vic
in Galveston. Durst was a suspect in
a California killing at the time and had moved to Galveston posing
as a deaf-mute woman.
Durst jumped bail on the Galveston charge and was arrested
in Pennsylvania for stealing a
chicken sandwich while carrying two guns and $38,000.
DeGuerin got him acquitted on the
murder charge on the grounds of self-defense, but they
nailed him for the guns and tampering
with evidence -- that would be dismembering the corpse.
They let him slide on the chicken
sandwich charge. I swear, I'm not making up any of this. That's how
good Dick DeGuerin is.
If I were fool enough to give DeGuerin advice, it would
be, "Don't let DeLay on the stand."
The man just can't help himself -- he's just too mean,
he always pushes it that step too far.
Subject: chiminea
I have a chiminea that stands 4.5' tall.
Ever notice if you turn it on it's side, it looks
like a giant hash pipe?
Mine would be a bitch to fill.
This is the ONLY area where I'm conservative.
That shit is expensive.
Dissident Dexter
Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.
Quotes
"Harriet Miers, as you know, has no experience.
No experience is the main requirement to
be a Bush appointee."
-- Dave, forgetting that loyalty to Der Monkey is Number One
What's Jesus doing?
He's
playing poker!
That's
an outrage.
He knows
what cards are next!
Jesus
is cheating!
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Today's oil theft total
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is $63.90
a barrel
makes $127,800,000 Bush
stole just yesterday
Republicans and religio-crazies
say losing thousands of soldiers
in
Bush's bloody war is acceptable.
1941 1942 have
died for Bush greed,
Kanye and Mike Myers
Click Here - turn your speakers on
They were on SNL and reminisced about their Katrina telethon slot when Kanye said:
"George Bush doesn't care about black people."
It's a hoot.
Subject: Bush's new toady
Check out a little history on George Bush's new
toady.
Not only does she have a brown nose but she is apparently
corrupt, too.
Just what we need a corrupt toady on the Supreem court.
Who will be next in line if she fails? Tony Soprano?
Click the link below and get a glimps of Miers link to corruption.
Miers Led Law Firm Repeatedly Forced to Pay Damages For Defrauding Investors
http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/article10524.htm
Excerpt:
In case anyone thought Harriet Miers wasn't a corporate-shill-in-White-House-clothing,
take a gander at how Miers did her best Ken Lay impression
while heading a major Texas
corporate law firm. That's right, according to the 5/1/00 Class
Action Reporter, Miers headed
Locke, Liddell & Sapp at the time the
firm was forced to pay $22 million to
settle
a suit asserting that "it aided a client in defrauding investors."
No matter - she still has Harry Reid's vote.
Bono Up For Nobel Peace Prize
Butcher of Baghdad a million-to-1 shot
Excerpt:
Bono and Bob Geldof are considered contenders for this
year's Nobel Peace Prize
which will be announced this Friday in Norway. They are
being recognized for their
efforts in getting G8 leaders to increase aid to African
countries.
In other Bono news, U2 are slated to appear on Conan
O'Brien on Thursday.
It will be the first time the entire show is dedicated
to one guest only.
They are set to perform at least three songs and may
also be in some skits.
Bono, if you win that, I'll buy you a shot of Chinaco at the Pink Taco.
Lindsay
Lohan crashes Herbie
Talking car pisses her off
..
"I
drive like Der Monkey on a Beam jag."
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