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Quotes
"I was completely taken aback. Our entire
class - Democrats and Republicans alike
- you could hear everybody gasping. There was
complete silence; no one knew what to say.
I went home and told my parents, and they were
completely in shock."
-- students' reaction to Chris Craddock, a Bush Republican from
Virginia Link
.
"Negroes
are crazy..."
I guarantee that's how they talk behind closed doors.
Dumbshit, here, just forgot where he was...
Iraq
War Critics Emerge Too Late
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Excerpt:
As more and more Washington politicians and
pundits back peddle away from the disastrous Iraq War,
some are claiming they privately opposed the invasion
all along. Others are arguing that the invasion was
the right thing to do, but that the Bush administration
bungled its implementation.
While some longtime opponents of the Iraq invasion
welcome these belated skeptics into the anti-war fold,
the "repositionists" may carry with them
the germs of future conflicts -- because their critiques are primarily
tactical. If George W. Bush had just sent in more troops
or had a more realistic plan, then the invasion of Iraq
would have worked, these late skeptics now say.
Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on
the internet
Frist
orders oil-gouge hearings
Payback for Bush f-ing him on stocks
Excerpt:
Revolting against his masters, Bill Frist on
Thursday ordered a Senate hearing with
testimony from major oil company executives on why energy
prices are high.
The unexpected announcement by wannabe President
Frist showed the growing political
pressure as American consumers brace for higher winter
heating costs at the same time
energy companies are reporting fat profits.
"Those who abuse the free enterprise system
to advantage themselves and their businesses at the
expense of all Americans, they ought to be exposed, and
they ought to be ashamed," Frist said in a statement.
He also asked wants the senate to launch an
inquiry into energy price profiteering. "
And ultimately, if the facts warrant it, I will support
a federal anti-price gouging law," he said.
On Thursday, Exxon Mobil reported third-quarter
earnings of $9.9 billion
-- one of the largest quarterly profits in U.S. corporate
history.
To even suggest this - it's a massive, frontal assault on King George
the Crooked Monkey.
President Katrina must be weaker than we think, setting up a damn fun next
three years.
Hey Billy Bob - ask what Bush is doing with Iraq's 2M barrels a day!
Subject: Al Qaeda in America
Bart --
You're completely off the mark on how easy it
is, relatively speaking,
to pull off a suicide bombing in America rather than
Iraq.
If you can make that case I'll be one surprised
Eskimo.
>> Have they gone soft?
>> I say no.
I agree. It's not a question of will.
>> Are they low on willing-to-die recruits?
>> Hardly.
You're correct - in Iraq. Muslims are a very small minority in America.
They ecertainly don't need to be a majority
to cause trouble
Two hundred and sixty of them could blow up a school
every week day.
It takes a lot more effort to get these suicidal recruits to an American city than to an Iraqi city.
You're kidding, right? Do you own a TV?
Most days, hundreds of Mexicans invade America
illegally and we can't stop them.
Why would Al Qaeda find it difficult?
>> Is it too difficult to get inside America?
>> Please - they probably have hundreds
here already.
Here's where you're completely wrong.
Yes, they may have a whole lot of "sleeper
cells" and other sympathizers already here,
but it's nothing compared to the way they essentially
control entire cities in Iraq.
You're arguing "funny."
If they blow up a school or mall every day
- trust me - they'll essentially control America.
And they have huge populations of unemployed, disaffected young men who feel they have no future.
Non-sequitor.
You also miss the fact that they need to get
their hands on the explosives to make a suicide bomber
actually bomb anything, and while that's far from impossible,
it is also more difficult and more expensive
to do here than in Iraq. There aren't unguarded
military stockpiles just sitting around in America.
You think these bombmakers can't hotwire a cement
truck?
And did Tim McVeigh have any trouble finding explosives?
Also, one successful attack could result in
the capture of an entire cell here, because it's much
harder for them to hide, and they can't intimidate cops
and witnesses nearly as effectively.
Dude, you're not making any sense.
Our airline industry still hasn't recovered
from one attack.
It's not that they don't want to attack America,
it's just more cost-effective to hit targets in Iraq.
Derek
A Mousul sheriff's office is more cost effective than Rockefeller
Center or Disney World?
Dude, you must live in Northern Cali because you get loooots better
dope than I do!
Chapter
Three:
Fraud
uncovered at the Republican
National
Committee leads to murder.
Quotes
"I said sex runs rampant over there and that
insane amounts of unprotected sex produces HIV.
I was not talking about anybody here or black
people [in general]. I was talking about a specific
circumstance group
of niggers. If you have sex with anything with
a pulse, AIDS is going to spread."
-- Chris Craddock, Link
Media,
democrats complicit in rush to war
by Pat Buchanan
Excerpt:
A primary source of the hot Intel about poison
gas vans and nuclear bomb programs was a
tight-knit exile group led by Ahmed Chalabi, head of
the Iraqi National Congress and neocon
favorite to lead the new Iraq. But once the hyped Intel
suggesting Saddam was an imminent and
mortal threat had been extracted, the WHIG needed to
run it through a media centrifuge to convert
it into hard news. Enter Judy Miller, self-styled "Miss
Run Amok" and the go-to girl for the War Party.
Miller took the cherry-picked Intel and planted
it on page one, enabling War Party propagandists
to hit the TV talk-show circuit and reference ominous
stories in The New York Times about how
imminent a threat Saddam had become. These propagandists
were parroting their own pre-cooked
Intel, but it now had the imprimatur of the Times. The
White House had seduced the good Gray Lady
of 43rd Street into turning tricks for war."
Subject: Al Qaeda standing down...
Bart, seems to me, they don't attack us because
it would turn
public sentiment towards Bush's policy for war....
elementary my dear, watson
dwick
Well, that already happened and Bush fell right into his trap. Osama
must've known
(long summer talks on Poppy's back porch?) that Puddinghead had a hardon for
Iraq's oil,
so 9-11 gave Bush the excuse to steal that oil and now the whole world hates
us.
Besides, no attacks means Bush is right about
"fighting them there so we don't have to
fight them here."
One local attack and Bush loses his rationale for staying in Iraq.
FEMA
loves Brownie
He's still doing a heckuva job
Excerpt:
Homeland Hack Michael Chertoff on Wednesday
defended FEMA's decision to
extend Browniw's post-resignation employment by another
30 days.
"It's important to allow the new people who
have the responsibility ... to have access
to the information we need to do better," Chertoff lied
as he viewed Wilma's damage in Florida.
"We don't want to sacrifice the real ability to get a
full picture of Mike's experiences;
we don't want to sacrifice that ability simply in order
to make an image point," Chertoff said.
"It's all about saving face and making Der Monkey
look good," admitted Chertoff off the record..
Subject: Who T F?
Who are Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn?
Tom
Dude, you have to learn how to use Google.
Jennifer Aniston's TV show was so big they paid her $1,000,0000
for a mere 24 minutes of comedy every week and they did this
for years.
She was also married to movie star Brad Pitt, the sexiest man in the
world, so they say.
Viunce Vaughn is, apparently, her new boyfriend.
Quotes
"There are three ways to become gay:
You
don't have a father figure in your life,
you have
an abusive father figure or
you have
no loving support in your family."
-- Chris Craddock, explaining why... Link
Alan Keyes is too feminine
to be a male role model
Dick Cheney is an abusive father
Gingrich's sister was born in
a house without love
"Homos
are crazy..."
Hutchifelon's
Double Standard
When your ethics are for sale...
Excerpt:
When they impeached Clinton, Kay Bailey
Hutchifelon had no doubt about the seriousness of the
alleged crime. Clinton stood accused of lying under oath
and obstructing the Monica witchhunt.
"What would we be telling Americans," Hutchison
asked, "if the Senate were to conclude the
president lied under oath as an element of a scheme
to obstruct the due process of law, but we
chose to look the other way. I cannot make that choice.
I cannot look away."
As Fitzgerald digs for the truth, Hutchifelon
is taking a different view.
On "Meet the Whore," she seemed quite willing to look
away this time around.
Marty's Entertainment Page
always has good stuff.
Impeachable
Offense
Frog march, frog march, frog march, frog march...
Excerpt:
Why is it that justice for the truly monumental
crimes is a matter of grasping at such straws?
I ask this question not to look a gift horse in the mouth
-- Fitzgerald's guts and doggedness in
pursuing this investigation may have saved the republic
-- but to examine the learning opportunity
the scandal opens up.
The abuses of the Bush administration may be
the most extreme in U.S. history, but they came
wrapped in the cloak of patriotism and fear-based necessity,
and most of us, including the media,
barely questioned them, or we accepted them with a shrug
as the unchallengeable prerogatives of the powerful.
What kind of democracy can such an enervated,
powerless people hope to spread to the rest of the world?
How did we wind up with a system of government that practices
the ideals it trumpets only by mocking them?
How do we let future leaders know that waging an unnecessary
war is an impeachable offense?
Frog march, frog march, frog march, frog march...
Noe
indicted for laundering Bush money
George, tell me, are you having a bad week? ha
ha
Excerpt:
A federal grand jury has indicted Tom Noe,
the former Toledo-area coin dealer at the center
of a state investment scandal, of illegally laundering
money into President Bush's re-election campaign.
The three-count indictment states that beginning
in October 2003, Mr. Noe contributed to Bush's crooked
election campaign "over and above the limits established
by the Federal Election Campaign Act."
"He did so to fulfill his pledge to raise
$50,000 for Bush in Columbus, Ohio, on Oct. 30, 2003."
The two other counts were for conspiracy and filing false
statements.US
Dude, ask for the cell next to Tom DeLay.
He'll have hookers, whiskey and fine food brought in.
GAO
confirms 2004 election stolen
George, are you having a bad week?
Excerpt:
As a legal noose appears to be tightening around
Bush/Cheney, a shocking government report
shows the floor under the legitimacy of their alleged
election to the White House is crumbling.
The latest critical confirmation has gotten virtually
no mainstream media coverage.
The GAO analyses adds crucial new weight to the case that Team Bush was not elected.
John Conyers asked the GAO to investigate electronic
voting machines. The request came amidst
widespread complaints in Ohio and elsewhere that often
shocking irregularities occurred.
The non-partisan GAO report has now found that, "some
of [the] concerns about Diebold machines
have been realized and have caused problems
with recent elections, resulting in the loss and miscount of votes."
The United States is the only major democracy
that allows private partisan corporations to
secretly count and tabulate the votes with proprietary
non-transparent software.
The United States is the only major democracy that's half filled with
scared weenies who don't want to win.
Thank to John Conyers and the GAO for doing their damn jobs.
U2 lovers will like this.
U2 haters will love this.
Chimps
fall down on friendship
Maybe this explains
Puddinghead's troubles
Excerpt:
Captive chimpanzees fail to help others in
their social group, even when it causes no inconvenience,
a behavioural study in Nature journal has found. Helpfulness
is prevalent in humans, even when it
may harm the helper's own interests to aid another.
Humanlike attributes shown by chimps include
tool use and maybe rudimentary language skills,
but this study suggests altruism is not among them.
But other researchers said that captive chimps
may be less socially inclined.
Subject: Cindy Sheehan
You knocked the president because he ran from
Sheehan
but you protect Hillary who is doing the same thing.
WHY???????????
mscro
Because I think Hillary would make a better president than another
BFEE puppet.
What's crazy is some people on our side disagree with me.
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Subject: Specter and Leahy
Greetings Bart!
I've been watching Senators Specter and
Leahy hold hands through all the news shows
in regards to Miers, undoubtedly being voted the Sen.
Judiciary Committee's Hottest Couple.
I sadly must admit that I shivered over
the thought of how ugly their children would be
- although I'm sure they would be loved very much. :')
But there was a shot of them side by side on
Jim Lehrer last night and I laughed out loud
thinking they reminded me of the 2 heckling balcony dwellers
from The Muppett Show:
Senators
Specter (left) and Leahy, holding hands
Thanks to gng
How much is your blog worth?
Excerpt:
Inspired by Tristan Louis's research into the
value of each link to Weblogs Inc,
I've created this little applet using Technorati's API
which computes and displays
your blog's worth using the same link to dollar ratio
as the AOL-Weblogs Inc deal.
This must be wrong.
If it's right, why does my shoe have a hole in it?
BCR Show 84 preview
There's a thing on gun control in BCR
Show 84
The "assault weapons are good" theory is pushed by a TV lawyer with "the mad
cow."
To the first five people who can tell me his name, I'll give 30 days of BCR.
Hint: If your answer has an "S" in it, you're wrong.
I need the character's name.
Lt. Sulu is gay
I
can't imagine that...
Excerpt:
George Takei, Star Trek's helmsman "Sulu" has
come out and says he's gay.
The current social and political climate motivated Takei's
disclosure, he said.
"The world has changed from when I was a young
teen feeling ashamed for being gay," he said.
"The issue of gay marriage is now a political issue.
That would have been unthinkable when I was young."
Darn that Hollywood - blackballing gay actors all these decades.
And now we're in the "anything goes" Bush Queerism period, so it's
safe for George now.
Hey, I like Sulu just fine.
It just sounded funny - but when you know a little about him - we was
jailed here, in America,
in a POW camp from the age of 4 to 8. Once he "served his time," he
hit puberty and discovered
that he was back inside a different kind of POW camp - one who's term would
last 50 years.
Space date set for Scotty's ashes
Excerpt:
Star Trek's James Doohan, Scotty, will have
his final wish granted when his ashes are sent into space on 6 December.
Doohan died in July, aged 85. His ashes will be accompanied
by thousands of tributes from fans of the sci-fi show.
What the hell - a shot of Chinaco for George, Jimmy and their Star Trek friends we grew up with.
Please don't let Bush kill us.
Quotes
Edie Falco revealed to interviewer Jeff Toobin
that next season, "Carmela,"
announces she voted for President Bush. The
thought made Bush-phobic Falco ill...
-- NY Daily Whore Gossip Section
What Sleazy can't see
Excerpt:
Like a lot of African Americans, I've long
wondered what the deal was with Condoleezza Rice
and the issue of race. How does she work so loyally for
George W. Bush, whose approval rating
among blacks was measured in a recent poll at a negligible
2 percent? How did she come to a
worldview so radically different from that of most black
Americans? Is she blind, is she in denial,
is she confused -- or what?"
Maybe she's in love - with oil money.
Subject: Bush Administration condones torture
It is somewhat ironic that Dick Cheney is trying
to weaken the anti-torture bill to create loopholes
allowing suspected criminals to be tortured when he is
facing possible criminal charges himself.
As someone who may of outed the identity of
an undercover CIA agent it makes me wonder of
Cheney himself would be subject to his proposed torture
exception provision that would allow
CIA agents working undercover to use torture.
Perhaps if we shipped Cheney to GITMO and kept
him awake 24 hours a day playing peace
protest music he might crack and confess to outing the
identity of Valerie Plame. Maybe we
should allow special prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald to
torture Bush's staff and see how it works?
Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.
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U2 continues
US tour
They just finished Detroit - tonight is Houston
Nobody saw the second show in Detroit?
Or are you too hung over to write about it?
Concert review
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and then some other West Coast dates.
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Subject: why no attacks here?
Of course they can try to attack here but it
is harder than ever.
They would like to try to blow up something important
but they can't and they know it.
Dude, lying to yourself is the worst thing you
can do.
If you can't trust yourself with the truth ...you're
not gonna make it.
You just said some religious handjob has little
chance of stealing a truck, maybe a gasoline truck,
and driving it into a casino or a big wedding or a stadium
during the World Series? Get real.
They could do as you mentioned -- execute numerous
small attacks at schools hospitals etc
but they have a higher priority. Although it isn't reported
in the news the youth of the Middle East
is pro America and pro Democracy.
Those two wacky sentences have nothing to do
with each other.
Is everybody getting better doobage than I?
Plus, remember the DC snipers?
That was a 16 year old kid and his mental "older
friend" in a 1977 Chevy.
What could clever terrorists could do with diplomatic
immunity, 10 million dollars and 3 years to plan?
Hell, I'm more convinced than ever.
That is true in Iran and Iraq and any country
that is exposed to our superior culture. If Iraq becomes
a pro American democracy it could lead to rebellion against
governments in Iran and Saudi Arabia.
I think you're "ifs" come rather
cheaply, kinda like Ann Coulter TIVO-ing Bush in the pilot costume.
If I win the gold medal in boxing in the
2008 Olympics, I'll be rich.
Think either of those will happen?
If the terrorists lose Saudi Arabia it is all
over for them. Due to president Clintons do-nothing attitude
and behavior regarding terrorism, they assumed that Bush
would do nothing. They made a crucial mistake.
Yeah, the whole world loves us because Bush
handled our 2000-dead Iraqi quagmire so well.
They cannot afford to lose Iraq or they will
lose everwhere and they think that if they piss away
enough time we will give up and go home. We will not
give up and we will not go home and they
will lose in Iraq and they will lose everything. Do you
want us to win?
Carson
Does winning mean making Iraq our 51st State?
Bush broke it, now we own it.
That's the most damn apt cliche in the country.
Someday, maybe after he's left office, you'll write and say, "I
gotta admit it, you were right.
Bush was the biggest American disaster since
the Civil war - maybe worse."
What Bush has done is shot America into a bank robbery.
Now you're asking me, "Do we want to rob this
bank or not?"
To some degree - we're all in the bank, and the way your hero George
has set thing up,
America is surrounded inside the bank, and we're wearing the
mask and holding the gun.
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is $61.09
a barrel
makes $122,180,000 Bush
stole just yesterday
2006 2009 have
died for Halliburton
Bush got THREE MORE killed yesterday - for what?
...yet more volunteer to die for no good reason
Der
Monkey stung by Miers fiasco
It's so sad - Daddy can't buy George's way out of this
Excerpt:
In a striking defeat for America's first Chimp
President, Harriet Miers went down like Monica after
three weeks of brutal criticism from the Nazi right.
Billy Bob Frist predicted another unqualified candidate
would be rushed into the headlines before they have much
of a chance to think about it.
The poor Monkey.
He thought he could smirk and vacation his way to greatness because
he started a world war.
Janet's nude video hits internets
Excerpt:
A video clip showing Jackson sunbathing naked
has been circulating on the Internet.
The 40-second paparazzi video was shot from bushes near
the singer.
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