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"Eighty-four Americans died in Iraq last month.  Ninety-six died in November.
December? It's not starting well.  As the White House celebrates a "season of hope and happiness,"
10 Marines were killed Thursday. The "coalition of the willing" aren't so willing anymore.
Bulgaria and Ukraine will begin withdrawing their troops this month, and the whore AP notes that
Australia, Britain, Italy, Japan, Poland and South Korea are all talking about pulling out, too."
      --Tim Grieve,  Link
 

Can we call for an election now, like they do in other countries?
Bush is going to get thousands more men killed in the next 3 years for nothing.

Do we really have to sit back and take it?
We need a Republican to stand up like Murtha did, since the Democrats are too scared.
 

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TSA on Holiday Travelers
   by Robert Parry at  consortiumnews.com

  Link

 Excerpt:
As Americans prepare for Christmas holiday travel, many will find an unpleasant surprise at the airport
-- an embarrassing public search, which can include unbuttoning pants and a physical pat down, because something
about their travel plans raised a red flag. But are these tactics of the Transportation Security Administration really
protecting passengers from terrorism or do these procedures amount to make-work pseudo-security?
 
 

I know human nature.
Pretty women will "seem suspicious" and will need to be fondled and x-rayed.
 

Note: consortiumnews.com is the most important site on the internet
 

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Bush gets an "F" on fighting terrorism
 His hand-picked commission says he's flunking

 Link

 Excerpt:
Bush's own 9/11 commission gave Republicans and the president a report card Monday heavy
in B's, C's and D's -- with five F's -- saying the nation was ill-prepared for another terrorist attack.

"Four years after 9/11 it is scandalous that police and firefighters in large cities still cannot communicate
reliably in a major crisis," said Thomas Kean, the Republican who was chairman of the commission.

"It is scandalous that airline passengers are still not screened against all names on a terrorist watch list.

"It is scandalous that we still allocate scarce homeland security dollars
 on the basis of pork barrel spending, not risk."
 
 

Is there anyone left who doesn't hate Bush?
 

 Comments?

Subject: 9/11

Hi Bart

I keep reading in your site claims from seemingly reputable people that 9-11 was perpetrated 
by the Bush administration, supposedly in the hopes of solidifying support for the president, 
getting us into various wars and destroying the Democratic Party. 

Am I reading this correctly?...or am I delusional?
Charles A
 

Charles, you're not delusional.
As far as I know, nobody can prove anything BUT we know for a fact 
that Bush has lied repeatedly about 9-11 and has refused to testify under oath.

We also know because of 9-11, he became the most powerful man in all of history 
and that he and his friends are making hundreds of millions of dollars per day from this war.
Without 9-11 and Al Qaeda none of that could've happened - those are facts.

Again and again, Bart's Law #2 proves itself:

Bart's Law #2

Any time a person or entity makes a "mistake" that puts extra money (or power)
in their pocket, expect them to make that "mistake" again and again and again. 
 

Tell me, Charles - if you were the night watchman at a store, and you personally made $10,000 
each time the store or factory was broken into at night, how safe would that store be?

If Bush is innocent, what's he trying to hide?
 

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Quotes

"One day, Uday Hussein was in a swimming pool with some women. He summoned Embad to bring him whiskey.
When Emad handed over the glass, Uday forced his head under water and pinned it between his knees. Emad knew
that if he struggled at all it would be the end of his life, but the game went on and on, for half a minute, until he felt
he was about to die anyway. Emad resigned himself to his fate, but as he started to lose consciousness his arm
instinctively moved from side to side to indicate that he couldn't endure it any more. He felt himself released,
and when he came to the surface, Uday was laughing along with his consorts. "You're a good man," said Uday,
and he insisted that Emad have a whiskey as well. Uday was probably the most despised man in Iraq--even more
than his father, who climbed on his own to the pinnacle of power and kept himself there with impressive mastery."
    -- George Packer      Link
 

Isn't it amazing how much Uday and Der Monkey have in common?
Two sadistic bastards who never worked a day in their lives see people as toys to abuse.
Bush calls it "water boarding," and unlike in Iraq, "water boarding" is legal in America.

Don't we live in a great country?
 

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Subject: Bush raps

Found this and didn't think I'd seen it on your site yet (source of all great things worth knowing).
 
Your fan,
Sofie

 Link
 

 Sofie, that's extra good - thanks
 

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Is Bush the Worst President Ever?

 Link

 Excerpt:
He has taken the country into an unwinnable war and alienated friend and foe alike in the process;

He is bankrupting the country with a combination of aggressive military spending and reduced taxation of the rich;

He has deliberately and dangerously attacked separation of church and state;

He has repeatedly "misled," to use a kind word, the American people on affairs domestic and foreign;

He has proved to be incompetent in affairs domestic (New Orleans) and foreign (Iraq);
 

The list goes on and on...
 

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DeLay's Money Laundering Charges Upheld

 "I'm getting rolled..."

 Link

 Excerpt:
A judge dismissed a conspiracy charge Monday against Tom DeLay (R-Guilty Bastard)
but refused to throw out the far more serious allegations of money-laundering, dashing the bastard's
hopes for now of reclaiming his post as Der Monkey's crooked, rubber-stamp House majority leader.
 

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Subject: Hillary

I still don't get why I should treat Hillary as if she's any different from any other Democrat who doesn't speak up.
I mean, it's not like she's one of the ones that got anthrax in the mail....

Avedon
http://sideshow.me.uk
 

Avedon, are you saying Hillary and Sen. Daniel Akaka will be side-by-side in the history books?
The only senator who can come close to Hillary's position is Ted Kennedy, but even he hasn't been
singled out by the right-wing hate machine and the mass whore media for 24/7/365/decade scrutiny.

Since you're in the UK you may not realize that the American media created entire TV networks
to run Clinton lies non-stop during the "all rules are off" nineties.  They created their own demand,
then filled it with whatever false and salacious lies that would earn them an extra nickle in America's
loudest-squeal-gets-the-grease media whore machine.

We heard about 20 hours of talk radio last weekend, and everyone - even the right-wing talk radio bastards
fully agree and admit that this is Hillary's race to lose. As of now, there is no doubt Hillary will be the nominee.

I'm not saying you are, but many, many Democrats want Hillary to become a combination of Michael Moore,
Jane Fonda and Cindy Sheehan instead of being president and that's puzzling.  If Hillary was crowding out
a more qualified, more easily elected candidate for the job maybe I could understand, but I'm damn afraid
that if we don't get Hillary we'll have our third surrender-in-advance candidate and I couldn't handle that.

I'm amazed at the near-constant flow of mail from people I know to be good Democrats complaining about 
the "Clinton disaster," and how America can't take another Clinton - as tho more BFEE is a good thing.
Why do Democrats act this way?  Is self-destruction in our Democratic genes?

I'm not kidding when I say 2008 may be our last shot at democracy.
If the BFEE steals another election, will anyone bother to vote anymore?
 

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Random Thought...

If the BFEE had Ol' Bart shot in the head - because I was right - and got caught,
you might get a pretty penny for your personally autographed copy of a BCR show.

...and I'll bet BCR 85 would get the highest bid.
 

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Subject: Hillary

Bart,
Pleae consider the alternatives. 
The rest of the Democratic Party is as the following article shows.
 
http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Clinton_gets_antiwar_challenger_1205.html

MAM
 
 

Last poll I saw (that gives me plenty of wiggle room) Hillary had 44 percent 
of Democrats behind her and Kerry the Quitter was second with 12 percent.

Rawstory.com hates Hillary, they've made that very clear.
Have they said who they're for?
 

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Subject: BCR # 85

Bart - #85 IS the best show ever!
The energy is great and the mistakes always make me laugh (Ready?).
The great Steve Dahl who streams every day and is an institution in Chicago on WCKG/FM,
does the same kind of thing, although he is MSR and has side-kicks.

You are a stone's throw from having a marketable product that could be syndicated.
I would love to listen to it truly live if it weren't on too late for me.... old farmer sleep cycle.

Honestly, Bart I have listened to all the shows and this is the best!  I might add that
I have been a loyal reader since about the 3rd week you started back in 96.

Your good friend,
Robert the Artist

PS. A sample of my work:

Dude, thanks for that.
I knew somebody would listen to BCR 85.
 

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Scott Ritter debates Christopher Hitchens on Iraq War
 Will Hitchens be sober enough to make sense?  Dec 20, 7 PM on AAR

 Link

 Excerpt:
The debate to end all debates:
The brash and controversial Scott Ritter against the drunken lout Christopher Hitchens on Bush's War.
After 30 months of fighting, estimates range from 30,000 to 100,000 dead Iraqi civilians, and upwards
of 2,100 dead American troops. Many questions linger. Saddam's reign is history, but is Iraq better off?
Why did we go, and why are we still there? When should we pull out?
Which scotch will Hitchens be drunk on?
 

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Subject: donation

Hey Bart,
I won 30.00 last night playing some poker with some buddies.the best part is,
the guy I took most of my winnings from is a bush bastard. I got him.
Now it comes to you, so I can get a subscription.

Thanks, and keep swingin' the hammer.
Robert L
 

Robert, thanks for that.
Nothing spends better than Republican money :)
I hope you enjoy your Triple Triple.
 
 

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Wikipedia: Whores or incompetent fools?
 Once-respected web site turns whore in attention bid

  Link

 Excerpt:
Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia where "facts" are made up, is tightening submission rules after
publishing the outrageous lie that a prominent journalist helped to plot the Kennedy assassinations.

Wikipedia will now require liars to "register" their lies before they can publish them, Jimmy Wales,
right-wing handjob and self-styled messiah, said Monday. People who modify existing articles will
still be able to lie without registering.

The change comes less than a week after John Seigenthaler, a one-time administrative assistant to RFK,
that a biography of him on Wikipedia claimed he had been suspected in the assassinations of the former
attorney general and his brother, President John F. Kennedy.
 

I don't know what happened to these guys - maybe they were offered five dollars to turn whore - but the
respect they once had turned into feces after bad editorial decisions turned them into pure "Grade A" horseshit.

If you want to see made up crap, you can go to Worldnetdaily.com or freerepublic.com for a fix.
They hate everybody the the left of Rush Limbaugh and they flat-out make shit up. They can't be trusted.

I have to give them some credit, tho - they used to call themselves a site that was "honest & dependable"
but now their slogan is, "anybody can invent the facts on our handjob site."

They admit they're not a "top" website.
 

 "I like Wikipedia.
  They make me seem more credible."
 

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Kansas Professor beaten by 'Christians'
 They hate science and logic - God told 'em to

 Link

 Excerpt:
A college professor whose planned course on creationism and intelligent design was canceled
after he derided Christian conservatives said he was beaten by two men along a rural road early Monday.

University of Kansas religious studies professor Paul Mirecki said the men referred to the class when
they beat him on the head, shoulders and back with their fists, and possibly a metal object.

"I didn't know them," Mirecki said of his assailants, "but I'm sure they knew me."
 

This is how fascists win a debate - with e piece of pipe.
They can't win with ideas, so they have to cheat to win.
Karl Rove would be proud of them.
 

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 Quotes

"What Bush's fraternity was doing was clearly outside the rules, and they were sanctioned for that."
      --Albert Evans, President of Yale Inter-Fraternity Council in 1967, commenting on the branding 
         of pledges with red-hot coat hangers while George W. Bush was president,    Link
 

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Subject: Hillary

She's going to get flanked on the left...
we're taking her down el barto....
that bitch of war is going to bark no more...

Christopher Thompson
 

Chris, I know you're going to try, but I expect Hillary to kick the ass of your efforts.
 

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Hillary: Bush mismanaged war
 Is this the first shot in the 2008 campaign?

 Link

 Excerpt:
Hillary accused Bush of mismanaging the Iraq war and claimed his domestic agenda has taken the country 
off course in a speech Friday night to Democrats in Kentucky, a state that solidly backed Der Monkey last year.

"The time has come for the administration to stop serving up platitudes and present a plan for finishing this war 
with success and honor," she said. "I reject a rigid timetable that the terrorists can exploit, and I reject an open 
timetable that has no ending attached to it.

"Instead, I think we need a plan for winning and concluding this war, and the president can begin by taking 
responsibilities for the false assurances, faulty evidence and mismanagement of this war."

She also called on Bush and Dick "to stop impugning the patriotism of their critics."
The former first lady received several standing ovations from the party stalwarts..
 

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Subject: Comment on Hillary campus protest

Bart, I've had it with Hillary. Read it and weep.

Sen. Clinton co-sponsors anti-flag burning law

 Link

Hillary is supporting new legislation to criminalize desecration of the flag 
though she still opposes a constitutional ban on flag attacks.
 
I'd LLLLLOOOOVVVVEEEE to hear you rationalize this one!
VKW
 

VKW, I would if I could :)
*I* think this is a mistake, just like her bankruptcy vote.
I never said she was perfect, I said she had the best chance of de-lousing the White House.

Our choices aren't perfection or Hillary.
Our choices are Hillary or more BFEE rape, murder, torture, invasions, beheadings etc.
 

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Housekeeping

Remember this?

Not only do I think your website is worth supporting, I also feel it is worth sharing.
Included in my 3-month subscription donation is additional money to cover four more subscriptions.
Please distribute them as you see fit.

I find it easier to trust you, more so than my government, to distribute my gifts or money wisely.
With all of us working together, that can be changed.

Thanks again,
Eddie B.
 

We have given away two of Eddie's four subscriptions.

Also, not long ago (Who can keep up?) a fella bought subscriptions for
four military dudes or dudettes and I think two of thosefour have been claimed.

So, the next two military people can claim a 90 day subscription with their military e-mail
and the first two fastest claimants can have the other two civilian subscriptions.
 

  Contact  Ol'  Bart

SYRIANA

When was the last time I said, "I'm going to see this movie the first chance possible?"
It don't happen much, but this is a "right now" movie.

This is a Clooney movie.
This is a Clooney movie about murdering oil bastards.
I can't speak for Clooney, but it's my best quess that he likes Smirky McWarhardon
as mush as we do, and he's got $60M worth of weight to throw behind his jab.

You know what else?
Clooney is advertising on  bartcop.com

ha ha

Clooney not only has his choice of any girl in the world - he's smart.
How smart is he?
Smart enough to advertise his $80M movie on bartcop.com because he knows
that the smart people read  bartcop.com  and this is a smart movie.

This is Clooney vs Bush.
Bush's Q rating is what, 6 percent?
Clooney must be at 86 percent.

ha ha

Seriously, tho - Clooney has been doing the talk shows, staying calm, stayin' on the down-lo,
not attacking Der Murder Monkey directly, asking people to see this as "just a movie."

...but it's not.
 

Hey, even if Clooney wasn't advertising his big-ass $100M movie on  bartcop.com
I'm still going to see it opening day and I wouldn't be surprised if people called it, "F-911, the Sequel."

Seriously, ...gotta respect Clooney.

He could take his 100M and just go sex-crazy on Playmates and supermodels for the next 40 years, instead,
he's wasting his time and risking a lot and angering the White House about exposing the Bush disaster.

  Clooney shot of Chinaco
 

Click  Here  to visit Bart's business partner's website.
 

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Subject: Dream ticket

Bill or Hillary for Secretary of State?
 
Bart,
Give it up on Hillary.  
Nancy Pelosi should be Secretary of State - or maybe even the Dem Prez Dream Ticket.  
And she can choose her VP.

Carol
Austin, TX
 

Carol, I prefer to stay with the winner.

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 Housekeeping

This issue would've been up hours ago
if Intel or ADM could create a chip fast enough to keep up with me.
 

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Snowblind Trip Report

It's been so damn hot in Tulsa since March, and I was tired of it.
The day after Thanksgiving, I was grilling burgers on the patio barefoot,
with shorts and a t-shirt and I blame this disaster on Der Monkey's oil barrons.

It was all I could take, cause I couldn't takes no more, and I'll de damned if the stars
didn't allign in a certain way so that we had to go to Breckenridge, Colorado last weekend.
Rumor had it that we could find cooler temperatures if we got high enough in the mountains
and we had a chance to spend the weekend with Bruce Willis and Don Ho.

I snatched it.

I called some of my old car buddies and managed to borrow a 2004 Toyota 4Runner,
which is a clumsy-ass tank, but it had four-wheel drive and one never knows, does one?

  "Out of my way, skinheads!"

Since it was a special occasion, I threw some tequila in a bag and we headed north.

We drove about 600 miles, made it as far as Colby, Kansas, about 50 miles from the Colo border.
Watching the late Colby news, we saw that our destination was expecting 10-20 inches of snow overnight.
Repeat.
Weather Dude with the fake hair says Beaver Creek, CO could get 20 inches before we wake up.

We decided to press on, as tho my name was Bart Donner.
Sure enough, Saturday morning we woke up and drove east and within a half-hour, it was blizzard city.
The temperature wasn't that bad - it was about twenty - but the wind and the snow were fierce.
I'm driving this damn clunky truck and the wind was blowing me all over the road, no joke intended.

It was my first time driving a 4WD SUV, but I felt confident.
There was no traffic at all - I'd never been on an Interstate Highway during the daylight when you could
drive 30 minutes without passing a car either way. But since I grew up in St Louis Denver,
I had a lot of experience driving in blizzard conditions so I stomped on the gas.

Sidebar:
Once you have satellite radio, you can't do without it.
Instead of getting Randi Rhodes and CNN and whatever, you get wall-to-wall, non-stop, right-wing,
screw-the-blacks, screw-the-gays, Bush-is-great, radio from the 1950s and that blew harder than the wind.
Rush the Pigboy, Glenn Beck, Neil Bortz, Laura the Unloved - there was no sanity at all.

Eventually, we neared our destination.

Bruce secured our lodging (since he was there a day earlier) and I was kinda let down.
I was hoping we'd get a fancy skiing chalet, but we ended up with simple, cramped quarters.
It reminded me of the Lil' Red Ski Haus in Aspen - anybody ever stayed there?
...but I must say, when the fireplace (our only source of heat) failed to light, Bruce came to the rescue!

We checked in about 2 PM and the concert was at 3:45.
The concert?

Swear to Koresh, the ski place (whatever they're called) hired Starship featuring Mickey Thomas
to play at the bottom of the ski run.    Outdoors.   While it snowed.   It was 17 degrees.

I was damn impressed by the band.
They were singing and playing 15 degrees below freezing and they did a great job.
So many bands think a loud amp and big hair bring home the bacon, but Starship is smart enough to know
that things like melody and vocal harmony and a crisp, clear sound makes the rock kite fly.

They were inside a tent, maybe 20x20 feet, and they had LP gas tanks with directional heating "targets"
to keep them from going all Ted Williams on us, but they played like champs.

After 30-40 minutes, Mrs. Bart started getting cold (She's from the South.)
Me?   Shit, I wasn't even cold.    I have the blood of a lizard in me, but she's the boss so we
went to some nearby "Chop House" and tried to warm up. Soon, Bruce and Don arrived.
We made plans for the tequila tastin' and agreed to meet in a couple of hours.

We went back to the Lil' Ski Haus and I tried to get some work done (I do it all for you) but this dump
only had dial-up so I was screwed. Oh well, there was nothing left to do but prepare for the tequila tastin'.

Before long, I was behind the bar pouring 1/16th ounce shots of different tequilas in each glass.
Since we were super-low on tequila, I told them it was better to just taste a few drops :)

Don Ho was well-behaved, but Bruce kept wanting to come behind the bar.  I stopped him.
(He was a wacky, joke-telling bartender before he got discovered for Moonlighting,)
Once, he got past me and he got into the tequila, saying my Don Eduardo Anejo
wasn't the best of the brands I had with me.

(It's great tequila) so I tried to explain - is rock's 10th best guitarist any good?
He fancies himself a musician, too, so that kinda worked.

So we sipped tequila and talked politics and music and computers and guitars and football.
It was a great night, the kind of night that if someone asked me far, far into the future (cough)
"Do you remember Beaver Creek 2005?"

I Shirley Wood.

Thanks Don, for everything.
Thanks to Bruce for picking up the tab.
 

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Teacher under house arrest

 Link

 Excerpt:
Another teacher has pleaded guilty to having sex with a  student.
This time it was in Florida and involved a 14-year-old student.

Debra Lafave, 25, will serve three years of house arrest and seven years' probation.
She pleaded guilty to two counts of lewd and lascivious battery.
 

This lady is discussed in depth in BCR 85 

According to Merriam-Webster.com
battery
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle French batterie, from Old French, from battre to beat, from Latin battuere
1 a: the act of battering or beating       (Would seem not to apply in this case)
b:  offensive touching or use of force on a person without the person's consent --

If you've heard BCR 85, I'd like to hear your thoughts.

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