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Tuesday 6-6-6
Volume 1777 -
Tattoo You
Barry Crimmins, (Randi Rhodes's comedy writer)
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Quotes
"Bush is strong, and he doesn't waver. I like
that he is for the family, that marriage should
only be between a man and woman. And
the war, we need to finish what we started."
-- Jaren
Olsen, 18, so far unable to find time to join Der Monkey's hopeless quagmire,
Link
Comments?
Is O'Reilly
a Nazi? Just Asking
by Robert Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Link
Excerpt:
Bill O'Reilly has accused US troops in WW II
of murdering unarmed Nazi SS forces at Malmedy, Belgium,
and systematically burning alive surrendering
Japanese soldiers at Iwo Jima. But O'Reilly's historical smears
are no more accurate than many of his current
ones. For instance, at Malmedy, SS troops murdered unarmed
Americans, not the other way around. O'Reilly's
bizarre sympathy for the Axis Powers might justify one of
those loaded Fox News questions: "Is Bill O'Reilly
a Nazi?" Just asking.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
the Internet
Comments?
Quotes
"I'm distrustful of news media portrayals of
Dubya because they
concentrate too much on the negative
and certain small things."
-- Ron Craft of Provo, calling Iraq, Katrina and
the missing 20 trillion dollars "small things" Link
Comments?
Punished
for Speaking Up
Link
Excerpt:
Since November, when John Murtha called for the
withdrawal of troops from Iraq, he has been under
fire from hard-core conservatives. Like every
combat veteran before him who has come to question the
pretext for war or its prosecution, Murtha has
been denounced as a traitor, a coward, a defeatist and a liar.
Scott McClellan called Murtha's stance a "surrender
to the terrorists." And the 38-year Marine veteran
has been swiftboated: Critics have questioned
his two Purple Hearts, on no grounds whatsoever.
Comments?
Stained
Blue Pants in Bush's Future?
Link
then scroll down or search for "sanctity of marriage"
Excerpt:
George W. Bush's marital problems have just taken
another turn for the worse. Apparently, Bush
has not only engaged in an extra-marital affair
with a member of the opposite sex who is also a senior
member of his Cabinet, (Condi)
but also a member of the same sex. WMR received the following
release this morning from Leola McConnell, Democratic
candidate for Governor of Nevada. .
Comments?
Lieberman
Challenger Rising
Link
Excerpt:
After years of ardent support for the Iraq war,
Lieberman could become that conflict's
first big political casualty in a Democratic
primary race fueled by rising anti-war anger.
Lieberman faces a growing challenge from a political
neophyte who has rallied Democrats angered
by the senator's enthusiastic backing of the
war and willingness to support Bush on most issues.
Challenger Ned Lamont's underdog bid to unseat
Lieberman could offer an early gauge of the
intensity of anti-war sentiment ahead of November's
midterm elections, along with a measure of
the influence of the Internet activists and bloggers
who have flocked to his cause.
"Lieberman has cheered Bush on every step of the
way when it comes to the invasion of Iraq,
and he is too quick to compromise on core Democratic
principles," Lamont told Reuters.
Comments?
Subject: pot and cancer
Bart,
Check out my
post.
Excerpt:
I called Stephen Sidney, MD, at the Division
of Research, Kaiser Permanente
Medical Care Program, 3505 Broadway, Oakland,
CA 94611 on Jan. 4, and he
confirmed that they found lower levels of
cancer among the marijuana smokers
when compared to their control group
I'm not sure of its providence or accuracy but
it seems typical of what happens to facts that run contrary to accepted
wisdom.
Do you think we'll ever see unbiased studies
on this unpatentable and easily produced substance?
Not in our lifetime.
Corporate and law enforcement concerns have too
much to lose.
Eff 'em all and keep swinging that hammer thingee.
BeaverBoy
Dude, religious insanity (along with Bush) is
killing this country..
Comments?
Seasonal
Memory Lapses
Link
Excerpt:
Bush values Lieberman because he has been a crucial
ally in efforts to free Enron-style corporate crooks
from regulation, transfer wealth to the wealthy,
hound gays, trample on the rights of government critics and
sacrifice the lives of thousands of Americans
and Iraqis to dishonest, dangerous military adventurism.
Lieberman understands how, in campaigns, you
can make people forget all that. You can change the subject
by making fun of your opponent for being rich.
Then, with millions of dollars from wealthy donors, you can
reinvent your record. Watching Lieberman and
Lamont these past few weeks, I had to wonder:
Am I the one with amnesia?"
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Quotes
"I'm not sure of anything he's done, but I
like that he's religious - that's really important."
-- Danielle Pulsipher,
insane at Brigham Young, Link
Danielle, guess who holds the Western Hemisphere record for murders
in the 1990s.
Then guess who holds the record for most Iraqi murders in the 2000s.
Comments?
Subject: Nixon's war on pot
http://www.csdp.org/news/news/nixon.htm
Check out this link for all you need to know about
the Shafer Commission
finding weed harmless and Nixon's 'War on Drugs'.
Randy
Excerpt:
"We need, and I use the word 'all out war,'
on all fronts . . . ."
That was Richard Nixon's reaction to his
national commission's recommendation that marijuana
no longer be a criminal offense, according to
Nixon's Oval Office tapes. The year after Nixon's
"all out war" marijuana arrests jumped by over
100,000 people.
That's how Republicans work.
They look at the facts and say, "I don't like
those facts, let's pretend things are this way,"
and then they pass laws they know are wrong.
In one year, an extra 100,000 people had "druggie" put on their permanant
record,
even tho Nixon's hand-picked commission said it should be legal.
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Washington's
Orwellian Consensus
by Nat Parry as seen on consortiumnews.com
Link
Excerpt:
Disclosures of spying on Americans and George
W. Bush's sinking poll numbers have surprisingly not
changed the political dynamic in Washington,
as Bush continues to fend off serious oversight while
consolidating his imperial presidency. Bush's
ultimate trump card in gaining this Orwellian consensus
has turned out to be his control of government
secrets, with only the November elections looming
as a potential obstacle in his path
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
the Internet
Comments?
War Profiteers
Saw it on A
Liberal Dose
Echo
Subject: Del Castillo
Free concert in Pittsburgh
June 13, 6-7PM - Main Stage of the Art Festival.
Hey, I'm old/smart enough to know that music is subjective. I wouldn't
pay $5
to see Billy Ray Cyrus, but if you're willing to pay $2500 to
see him,
*I* wouldn't call you crazy, at least not to your face.
I may have an IQ of 64, but I can understand another man's opinion.
But Del Castillo is
so good, even if you don't like this musicthey
invented,
you will stand and applaud when they finish each blazing dual solo
and each song.
If you see them, tell Rick the guitar player "Bart says hey," but don't
shake his hand.
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US troops
out of control
Link
Excerpt:
The wife of the unnamed staff sergeant claimed
there had been a "total breakdown" in the unit's
discipline after it was pulled out of Falluja
in early 2005.
"There were problems in Kilo company with drugs,
alcohol, hazing, you name it," she said.
"I think it's more than possible that these guys
were totally tweaked out on speed or something
when they shot those civilians in Haditha."
The troops in Iraq have been ordered to take refresher
courses on battlefield ethics, but a growing
body of evidence from Haditha suggests the strain
of repeated deployments in Iraq is beginning to
unravel the cohesion and discipline of the combat
troops.
"We are in trouble in Iraq," Barry McCaffrey,
a partially sane retired army general told Time magazine.
"Our forces can't sustain this pace, and I'm
afraid the American people are walking away from this war."
Comments?
Helpless
Democrats
Is there a limit to how helpless a Democrat can be?
Every two years we have elections, which are like report cards.
Basically an election is the government asking, "How
are we doing?"
Each time an election rolls around, the fascists trot out the same old
nonsense
and each time, the Democrats couldn't seew that coming and they spend
the
entire campaign responding to nonsensical non-issues - and then they
lose.
How do you stop that? You open and close every speech
with:
"Don't fall for their tricks again. They
want to talk about men kissing, burning the flag,
English is our official language and the atrocity of seeing
Janet Jackson's naked breast.
We
want to talk about ending Bush's failed war, the loss of New Orleans, the
bad economy,
losing health care and the trillions missing from the Treasury.
Don't let them fool you again.
Vote your self interests and let's get America back on track."
It's so damn easy, but they just refuse to listen.
And then there's the Diebold problem that they absolutely refuse
to address.
Don't they want to win?
Comments?
Subject: Tequila wars
Bart
BartCop, you young Brat,
I usually don't like to challenge someone's religious
preferences, but...
Dude, you have come to the right place.
I bought a bottle of Chinaco Anejo a few months
ago in Dallas,
and compared it to Don Felipe's El Tesoro Reposado
several times since.
Every time I found the lower-grade El Tesoro
to be superior as to taste and subtlety.
Of course. if you prefer throat-ripping harsh
taste, Chinaco wins hands down.
ha ha
Dude, let's talk ball parks.
Even if you're talking Cuervo,
Reposado isn't qualified to carry Anejo's jockstrap.
Perhaps you left the cork off the Chinaco one night?
I hate to challenge you on a fundamental religious
issue, but El Tesoro is better.
El Tesoro Reposado isn't "better," it's simply
the tequila you prefer.
It's the years in the barrels that gives tequila
the great flavor.
If you like drinking un-aged tequila, go for
it.
Check my site at:
http://www.diverdan.name
DB
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Subject: Election
year stunts
You can tell it's an election year because the
Republicans are doing their election year stunt
trying to show conservatives that they are more
anti-gay than the Democrats are.
I remember the good old days when Republicans
used to try to pass a balanced budget
amendment as an election year stunt. But you
don't see that anymore.
Marc Perkel
San Francisco, CA.
Comments
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$72.60
a barrel
makes $145,200,000
Bush stole justyesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR
M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels
a day
times today's oil price which is
$72.60 a barrel
makes $435,600,000
dollars Bush will steal daily
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
Not much, just the lives of...
2475
2476
soldiers
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Subject: pot causing cancer
Bart,
I would argue that pot DOES cause cancer, if taken
in quantities similar to heavy smokers.
Why would you argue that?
Have you ever seen evidence of that?
Although they smoke it unfiltered, users of pot
don't smoke more than a couple of joints a day,
and casual users far less than that. And
there's often a lot of sharing going on.
Cigarette addicts, on the other hand, smoke constantly
- two, sometimes three packs a day.
That's 40 to 60 cigarettes. If you smoked
40 to 60 complete joints a day, assuming you could function,
you'd probably be at risk for cancer too.
Tab
Tab, is there any evidence that tobacco causes cancer?
There might be, but I'm not aware of it.
My guess is that tobacco isn't very harmful, but those 4,000
chemical the bastards add to hook you
faster and stronger are the real cause of cancers. Smoking a
lot of formaldahyde and ammonia has
to be more harmful than straight tobacco out of the ground, it just
has to be.
It's a crime that congress allows those butchers to remain in business
while spending billions to stop
regular Americans from enjoying a relatively safe plant that doesn't
come from Bush's contributors.
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Quotes
"God wrote the Bible in English for a reason:
So it could be taught in our public schools."
-- Stephen
Colbert, in his commencement speech at Knox College in Galesburg, Ill.,
Link
Comments?
Subject: Richard
Pryor
June 8th at exactly
noon
Pacific, send some positive thoughts to Richard
and Jennifer.
You're welcome and encouraged to post a
little something on the forum, too.
richardpryor.com
Globalization
by SeeJay
Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel,
driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven
by a Belgian who was drunk
on Scottish whisky, followed by Italian Paparazzi,
on Japanese motorcycles,
treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian
medicines.
This is sent to you by an Englishman, using Bill
Gates's technology, and you're
probably reading this on a computer that uses
Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,
assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore
plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian
longshoremen, trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....
That is Globalization!
Read while sipping Mexican tequila.
Comments
Implant
Tracking Chips in Mexicans?
Why not tattoo numbers on their arms?
Link
Excerpt:
Scott Silverman, Chairman of VeriChip Corp, has
proposed implanting RFID tracking tags in
immigrant and guest workers. He made the statement
May 16. Silverman was being interviewed
on "Fox & Friends." Responding
to Bush's fascistic need to control "thosde people," he proposed
using VeriChip RFID implants to register workers
at the border, and then verify their identities in the
workplace. He added, "We have talked to many
people in Washington about using it...."
If we show no outrage, Bush could order every
American to be tagged so he can track us "for our safety."
If only there was an opposition party to stop
Hitler's disciple.
"Hey, you can't talk about our president that way..."
Comments
Subject: Pot
and driving
Hey Bartcop,
Didja hear about the US/Holland study from a few
years ago that found that the only 'drawback' to
driving under the influence of herb was "you
drive slower". All other measurements to response time etc.
showed no effect. Of course the study was never
released in the good old USA.
And don't forget the entire original criminalization
was based on racism. The Congressional record shows
the debate 70 years ago centered on "if white
women smoke it they want to sleep with negroes."
Midnight Dread
midnightdread.com
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Kreuk on 'Smallville'
Link
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