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1781 - Kos he said so?
 
Barry Crimmins, (writes for Randi Rhodes)
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Quotes
"This was clearly a planned event, an act of
asymmetric warfare waged against us."
--
Rear Adm. Harry Harris, playing the offended party in the Gitmo
suicides, Link
When John McCain and Admiral Stockdale were held in North Vietnam, if
they knew they
would be tortured every day until they died, with no chance of ever
seeing their families again,
wouldn't suicide be the smart move?
How can you expect a man - any man - to accept never-ending torture
for decades?
Seems to me that if you torture a man for 4-5 years and gain nothing,
you can't blame him
for killing himself. Isn't that the smart way out, if you're
the torturee?
"An inmate kills himself in desperation, a
US official calls it a very good PR job.
Can humanity be at that low?"
--L.Khan, Peshawar, Link
Under Bush, there are no limits to how low Amerikkka can sink.
Think how many tens of thousands of Arabs would gladly give their life
in a suicide bomb attack
to avenge the illegal capture, torture and death of a friend, a brother,
a parent who died at Gitmo.
Bush plants the seeds of hatred and revenge all around the world and
when they blossom, he and
Condi and Dick and Rummy will say, "Who could
have predicted?" and the American whore media
will say this was "unexpected" and the American sheep will buy it -
probably with their last dollar.
Comments?
Zarqawi's
Death May Aid Insurgency
by Ivan Leland at consortiumnews.com
Link
Excerpt:
Since the first days, Bush has expected that
eliminating key enemy leaders would be the magic bullet
for winning the war. The reality, however, has
turned out very differently. In this guest essay, Ivan Eland
looks at the possibility that the killing of
al-Zarqawi will become the latest false turning point.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
the Internet
Comments?
Quotes
"By rounding up men from all over the world
and confining them without charge or trial,
the United States has violated several
U.S. and international laws and treaties."
-- Jumana Musa, of Amnesty International, Link
Everybody knows that's true, but we're now living in 1939's Germany.
We know what our government is doing, but we choose to lie to
ourselves.
We know what Bush is doing is illegal, but we're hoping other
countries don't notice.
We're stuck in this real-life nightmare and we can't wake up.
Comments?
Abramoff
Partner & Murder
Link
Excerpt:
A man who purchased SunCruz Casinos with Jack
Abramoff in 2000 has told authorities he knows
who killed the casino's founder the following
year, according to a report published Friday.
Adam Kidan told authorities that John Gurino,
who was later killed by a business partner, shot SunCruz
founder "Gus" Boulis in 2001. The paper did not
say how it obtained the taped interview.
Kidan and Abramoff had previously insisted, through
their attorneys, that they knew nothing about
Boulis' killing. Three other men are charged
with murder in the case.
Nevermind the murdering, corrupt Republicans who
are destroying America,
who was that redhead Bill Clinton was seen talking
to last week?
Comments?
Subject: the Coulter slut
Bart, you quoted White House spokesperson Coulter
the slut as saying,
"Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment."
-- The Coulter slut,
> Can you name any Republican who supports
the US Constitution?
Except HER right to free speech.
She seems to enjoy the right to freely slander
anyone, anytime!
Mark S
Comments?

Is Another
9-11 in the Works?
Bush's malaise needs a jump start
Link
Excerpt:
Bush's determination to spread Middle East conflict
by striking at Iran does not make sense.
First of all, Bush lacks the troops to do the
job. If the US military cannot successfully occupy Iraq,
there is no way that the US can occupy Iran,
a country approximately three times the size in area and population.
Second, Iran can respond to a conventional air
attack with missiles targeted on American ships and bases,
and on oil facilities located throughout the
Middle East.
Third, Iran has human assets, including the Shi'ite
majority population in Iraq, that it can activate to cause
chaos throughout the Middle East.
Fourth,
Fifth,
etc.,
Comments?

Subject: Giuliani a hero?
Hi Bart,
Why is Giuliani considered a hero?
As I recall, his only contribution on 9/11 was
walking around
looking shocked and concerned -- kinda like everybody
else on the scene that day.
Jack Hughes
evilGOPbastards.com
America was shaken that day, we were like children looking for "Dad"
to protect us,
but Dad was wetting his pants and shaking so hard he couldn't go before
a live camera.
When Giuliani said, "We'll get thru this, they
can't defeat us," people reacted.
Then, the GOP-controlled American media made Bush out to be a great
leader and a brave war hero.
Comments?

Subject: I'm gay and getting
married
My partner and I, and six of our adopted and foster
kids, are going to Vancouver on July 1 to get married.
Lots of people will not view our marriage as
sacred much less legal, but we will, and our kids will.
We own a suburban home together, share bank accounts,
have a minivan. Our kids call me Mama and her Mom.
We are honest, forthright, taxpaying citizens.
We don't get drunk or smoke or do drugs. The only difference
between my household and my neighbor's is that
there is no father and the kids are of different races and ethnicities.
What would it hurt ANYONE to let our marriage
be legal and let me put her on my insurance?
CB
If you got drunk and slapped your wife around and shot up the place
you'd be a whole lot more like regular, ol, "normal" Okies.
Comments?

Betty Bowers
on Ann Coulter
Link
Excerpt:
In Godless, Miss turns her shrill furnace of
brayed invective, fueled by a bottomless quarry of prickly
psychological damage, at the most despicable
people in the world. No, not the maniacal murderers
who flew planes into the World Trade Center towers,
but the blameless Americans who had their
flesh burned off of their bodies in those buildings
-- and the inconsolable spouses they left behind.
Yes, she directs an anger that shirks all management
on women whose husbands were murdered on 9/11.
Apparently, in Miss Coulter's religion, the meek
may inherit the Earth, but not before she's had a shot at making
them cry first. With a mouth so busy frothing
it apparently has no time to eat, Miss Coulter claims to be livid at
these opportunistic widows for being crass enough
to remember the event that killed the father of their children.
Comments?
Subject: Here's what I'm talking
about
Link
Suze
DailyKos
Poll: Gore 53 Points Ahead
Al Gore:
7513 votes/68%
Russ Feingold:
1721 votes/15%
Wesley Clark:
539 votes/4%
Mark Warner:
370 votes/3 %
John Edwards:
282 votes/2%
John Kerry:
86 votes/0%
Hillary Clinton:
78 votes/0%
Does Kos really think Gore has a 53 point advantage?
If he's not willing to stand
by those numbers, shouldn't he take that poll down?
I think the biggest lefty web site has a duty to not
mislead his readers, don't you?
I have $500
that says Kos doesn't think
Hillary is at zero percent.
So why would he publish such a misleading poll, one he knows
isn't true?
What message is Kos trying to send?
He shows the scientific frontrunner at zero
percent, tied with Tom Daschle.
Should the Number One lefty site demonstrate more responsibility?
Challenge to Kos:
Either put something on that page that
says you don't think
Hillary
is at zero percent or accept my friendly
$500
wager that says that you, Kos,
predict that Hillary will
get about zero percent of the next scientific poll.
We can settle up the day the next scientific poll is published.
Note: This isn't about Hillary. It's about honesty, integrity
and responsibility.
Shouldn't the biggest lefty web site be at least as responsible
as a comedy web site?
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Quotes
"Bush went into this war with a gung-ho, Wild
West mentality and it has blown up in his face.
The neo-Cons are emotionally-retarded
people in what is becoming an increasingly soulless country.
Every minute that Bush is in power,
the USA becomes less credible."
-- Jane, speaking for the world, in London,
Link
Comments?
Subject: no soldiers beheaded
Yeah Bart - back when all the beheadings were
going on I also noticed that no soldiers were losing their heads
- just private contractors. Very suspicious.
I figured that one out around the same time that it was noted that
the chairs, walls, and orange jump suits of the
victims were identical to those at Abu Graib, also the executioners
didn't appear to be of mid-eastern descent.
Can't remember which web site that I go to pointed
those things out - was it Bartcop?
You know, even those rare circumstances when
the Bushites might tell the truth - I never believe what they say
because they've lied way too many times.
Thanks for all you do-
Dawn
My theory was that if they got caught, Team Bush could say,
"We had to sell the war and a few deaths saved
thousands, so that's why we what we had to do,"
but he knew he could never be forgiven for executing the soldiers that
he, personally, sent to Iraq for no reason.
He could always blame the contractors for their individual "greed."
Think - back in 2001, if someone told you:
Bush will to lie us into a war
so he can steal Saddam's oil
Bush will to declare himself
above the law (signing statements)
Bush will build secret torture
prisons in Eastern Europe.
Bush will take away the senate's
right to filibuster
Bush will spy on everybody and
throw out the Bill of Rights
Bush will out a male prostitute
into the WH Press Corps
Bush will reserve the right
to torture anyone he wants
Bush will make $20 trillion
disappear and kill Medicare and Social Security
You might have laughed at them and called them a "conspiracy crack pot."
Now that we know Bush has done all this - and nobody has tried to stop
him - why should
the Bush Gang to anything but continue with their plans for never-ending
power?
...unless one thinks evil men wouldn't kill for unlimited money and
power.
Comments?

Root causes
of Haditha
by Maj. Gen. John Batiste
Link
Excerpt:
There is a direct link between the alleged atrocities
in Haditha and Rumsfeld. His poor decisions and
bad judgment in 2003 and 2004 are the root causes
for the prolonged challenge we now face. Haditha
is but a symptom of a much bigger problem. Rummy
got the war in Iraq terribly wrong, and he did not
set the conditions for success...I am a two-time
combat veteran in Iraq with many years of experience
in peace enforcement operations in Bosnia and
Kosovo. I left the military after 31 years of service
despite a promising career and promotion in order
to speak out, to turn the lights on in a very dark room.
I am honor bound to continue to do so. I have
been a lifelong Republican.
Comments?

What the difference between Gitmo and Auschwitz?
At Auschwitz, they had hope

Subject: Gannon on Bush
Bart, I wonder if Jeff (The Cannon) Gannon
"had a hand" in the mysterious choking-pretzle events of 2002?
Maybe Pickles whacked George for two-timing her
with 'Jeff'??
SALON reports The Cannon's White House access
began a year later (Feb 2003);
Maybe that was meant to give The Cannon a certifiable
reason to stay in the loop?
Adios
drew
Drew, or maybe George is into rough sex where your partner cuts off
your air
as you near orgasm to heighten the effect (which I wouldn't know anything
about.)
"Yeah, I've choked the president...
...on more than one occasion..."
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Four charged
in hate crime
Republicans attack gay singer
Link
Excerpt:
Four Hitler youths were charged with a hate crime
assault on a gay singer who was attacked
as he left a Manhattan gay bar, police said on
Sunday.
Kevin Aviance, 38, who scored No. 1 dance hits
on the Billboard charts with "Da Da Din" and more
recently "Alive" in 2003, was attacked late Saturday
and kicked by four youths who called him "faggot."
He suffered head trauma and was in stable condition
in a Manhattan hospital.
Police charged four Rush Limbaugh fans aged 16
to 20 with hate crime assault and hate crime harassment.
The Ditto-heads were being held pending arraignment,
police said in a statement.
Comments?

To: letters.editor@ft.com
Subject: 'Worst President Ever'
Sir, Jacob Weisberg comes not to bury Al Gore
on the op-ed pages of FT but to praise him,
"The inconvenient truth about Gore" (1 June 2006).
If I was Gore I would rather be buried.
Weisberg paints Gore's political life as an American
tragedy. His praise of Gore is weighted down
by references to a man he calls both coy and
disingenuous.
In contrast, Eric Alterman has recently written
of Gore's response to questions about a possible
2008 presidential run and described Gore's response
as an "interesting answer in which he pointed out
that the transformation of our political culture
into one of short soundbites was not one in which he felt
most comfortable or to which he thought he was
particularly good at adapting."
I have little patience for pundits that desire
a totally honest introspection in individual politicians such as
Al Gore while they are either incapable or unwilling
to demand the same introspection of our political
process and journalistic establishments. It is
no defense for Weisberg to quote others about Bush being
"the worst president ever" - - by the way, this
quote was first penned by a blogger who writes under the
name Bartcop, not historian Sean Wilentz, although
I am sure a reference to the erudite historian makes
the columnist more comfortable than admitting
a guy sitting at his computer in Oklahoma saw through
Bush before the journalistic and academic establishment.
Next time, maybe an editor at FT can help Mr.
Weisburg write a more honest and accurate act of contrition.
Paul Corrigan
Lexington, Massachusetts 02421
Comments?

Polar bears
going Cannibal?
Less ice means less food - Global warming
Link
Excerpt:
Polar bears in the southern Beaufort Sea may
be turning to cannibalism because longer seasons
without ice keep them from getting to their natural
food, a new scientific study has found.
The study reviewed three examples of polar bears
preying on each other from January to
April 2004 including the first-ever reported
killing of a female in a den shortly after it gave birth.
"Please
protect us from Bush and Big Oil..."
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White supremacists
stage rally
Encouraged by America's racist president
.
Cheney
at left, Rummy in red, Bush at right - where's Condi?
Link
Excerpt:
Calling themselves the 'ghosts of the Confederacy,'
white supremacists from several groups held a rally
at Antietam National Battlefield yesterday, the
first time any group has been permitted to demonstrate
at the site of the bloodiest day of the Civil
War. About 30 men, women and children gathered... to
commemorate their 'forefathers' who 'fought for
our liberty as white men,' said Gordon Young,
imperial wizard of the World Knights of the Ku
Klux Klan.
Comments?

The Trumpet
Summons Us Again
by Brent Bodowsky as seen on consortiumnews.com
Link
Excerpt:
The source of the American crisis follows from
one simple truth: George W. Bush is a war president and
the war he wages is what Pat Buchanan declared
in 1992: a culture war pitting American against American,
a partisan war that treats American neighbors
as domestic enemies, and a political war that uses every
weapon of money, slander, abuse of the system
and personal destruction in a single-minded quest for total power.
America stands on the brink of an epic and historic
election that will be remembered for generations. I believe the
Democrats will win the House and make a run for
the Senate with the possibility of a landslide. However, the hard
lesson of the Duke Cunningham seat is that even
with such enormous disapproval of the President and the status quo,
a well-funded, aggressively fighting, and totally
committed Republican machine can prevail even in the district that is
a hallmark of Republican corruption in Congress.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
the Internet
Comments?
Subject: Coulter
I have been sickened by the mere sight of that
Coulter bitch for a long time.
If I see her on a tv screen, I immediately change
the station.
Which begs the question - why does anyone give
the bitch air time?
She is ugly, she is shrill, she is a liar, and
I am sure a million other things that are equally vile.
But, I do believe in kharma, and I am sure that
we are all waiting for that day.
Please, make it happen SOON!!
Joe Lake
Dude, the country is terribly divided.
Almost half the country loves her like they love the vulgar Pigboy.
The extra-stupid people are acsred and they look to Rush & Coulter
for guidance.
The extra-stupid need to be reminded hourly that their prejudice isn't
evil.
Comments
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$70.36
a barrel
makes $140,720,000
Bush stole justyesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR
M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels
a day
times today's oil price which is
$70.36 a barrel
makes $422,160,000
dollars Bush will steal daily
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
Not much, just the lives of...
2492....2497
soldiers
They got FIVE over
the weekend.

http://icasualties.org/oif/
Rove won't
be charged
Low key prosecutor only 99% sure he's guilty
Link
Excerpt:
Fitzgerald met with Judge Hogan before he notified
Rove. Hogan has been overseeing the grand juries
in the CIA leak case. Messages asking Fitzgerald
to explain himself were not immediately returned.
Fitzgerald called Luskin late Monday afternoon
to tell him he would not be seeking charges against Rove.
"Knowing when to shut the hell up, we will not
make any statements about the matter," Luskin said.
"We believe the special counsel's decision should
put an end to the baseless speculation about Mr. Rove's conduct."
Comments
Subject: advice for the Democrats
I recently received a begging letter from the
Democratic Party.
I wrote back that when they show some spine,
I'll show some green.
I don't expect to pay a penny.
Mike
I'm so old, I remember when Democrats tried (and won) elections.
Jeez, it was only ten years ago - what happened to us?
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A Tunnel
without End
Must be a UK paper, can't read this
here
Link
Excerpt:
Friday night, three prisoners in Gitmo committed
suicide. In a desperate attempt at spin, the US claims this was
an act of war or a public relations exercise.
The truth is quite different. Islam says it goes against God to kill yourself.
So what would drive a man to take his own life,
despite his religious beliefs? The 460-plus men in Gitmo have been
held for longer than four years. Only 10 have
been charged with a crime. Not one has had a trial. The men are not
allowed to visit or speak with family or friends.
Many have suffered serious abuse. Most are held on the basis of triple
and quadruple hearsay, evidence so unreliable
that a criminal court would throw it out. Yet the US says it can imprison
the men for the rest of their lives. Imagine
yourself in this environment, told you will never have the chance to stand
up
in a court and present your side of the argument.
What would you do if no one would listen, if you had been asking for
justice for four years and had nothing in return?
How hopeless would you become?
Comments?

Cheney to
Specter: Shove your Oversight
"I don't care what the Constitution
says"
Link
Excerpt:
Senator Specter accused Cheney of meddling behind
his back in his committee's business,
bringing into the open a conflict that has simmered
for months.
In a letter to Cheney, Specter said Cheney had
cut him out of discussions with Republicans on
his own committee about oversight of the administration's
eavesdropping programs, a subject on
which Specter has often been at odds with the
White House.
The trigger for Specter's anger was a deal Cheney
made with the other Republicans to block
testimony from phone companies in the crooked
administration's illegal spying program.
Specter, who had been considering issuing subpoenas
to phone company executives learned of
Cheney's actions only when he went into a closed
meeting of fascist bastards this morning.
Specter's tone in the letter was restrained, but
he made no effort to hide his displeasure at
having been sideswiped and handjobbed by Mr.
Cheney.
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Janet Jackson's
new single out Monday
Link
Excerpt:
Jackson's new single, "Call Me" will hit radio
outlets Monday.
It's the lead single from "20 Years Old," to
be released Sept. 26.
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