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Wednesday June 14, 2006 Volume
1782 - Neocon Mafia
"Wisdom
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Quotes
"The president told al-Maliki that America
will keep its word: We will not cut and run.
No need to add names after that phrase
(Murtha, Pelosi, Dean, Kerry, Kennedy); it's implied."
-- Rush, the vulgar Pigboy
Link
When the question is asked, "Who got 2500 soldiers
killed in Iraq for no reason?"
no need to add names afterwards; Murtha,
Pelosi, Dean, Kerry or Kennedy), it was all Bush greed.
Comments?
Haditha,
Vietnam & War Crimes
by my good friend Richard Fricker at consortiumnews.com
Link
Excerpt:
Memories of the My Lai massacre hover over the
U.S. slaughter of 24 civilians at Haditha, Iraq.
The recollections are especially poignant for
Lawrence Colburn, one of the few Americans who
tried to stop the killing at My Lai, and
to Colin Powell, an Army major in Vietnam who botched
an early My Lai investigation and then helped
sell the case for war with Iraq 35 years later.
Note: Consortiumnews.com is the most important site in
the Internet
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Quotes
"Bush said that any attempt to deport 11 million
illegal aliens 'ain't gonna work.'
Then, when reporters asked Bush what
he was going to do for the rest of the
afternoon, he said, 'Ain't gonna work.'"
-- Conan O'Brien
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FEMA funds
spent on divorce, football, sex change
That's just the tip of the iceberg - Bush was in charge
Link
Excerpt:
The government doled out as much as $1.4 billion
in bogus assistance to Katrina victims,
getting hoodwinked to pay for season football
tickets, a tropical vacation and even a
divorce lawyer, congressional investigators have
found.
Prison inmates, a supposed victim who used a New
Orleans cemetery for a home address,
and a person who spent 70 days at a Hawaiian
hotel all were able to wrongly get taxpayer help,
according to evidence that gives a new black
eye to the nation's disaster relief agency.
Feds say that one man apparently used FEMA assistance
money for a sex change operation.
Comments?
Subject: DailyKos poll
I think it's understood that this is a poll of
the users of DailyKos who care enough to respond.
Dude, I get a lot of mail from all spectrums and no, they don't
all get that.
People over there are enraptured over Al Gore
and they're skeptical about (the senator.)
Twomuch
Fine, so what's to be gained by the reinforcement of a mistaken notion?
Who gets their rocks off staring at the "H" word with a zero
next to it?
Why not publish a scientific poll - why allow bad info to stand?
Comments?
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Coulter
AND Carlin on Leno Tonight
I expect fireaorks, maybe a slugfest
Link
Excerpt:
Leno might want to wear referee stripes tonight:
Ann Coulter and George Carlin are his guests.
Coulter, the acid-tongued slut, and Carlin, the
quick-witted, antiestablishment comedian may clash.
The duo's meeting could produce serious fireworks.
The slut has drawn fire for attacking the 9-11 widows.
Question: How many of Carlin's famous "Seven words" apply to
Coulter?
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Subject: Arianna at YearlyKos
So she's very familiar with your website, bart
-- and instantly agreed to pose holding the sticker
-Tom
Tom, thanks for getting that and sending that.
Thanks to Arianna for agreeing to pose.
Comments?
Subject: Kos
Do you have to say, "Number One lefty site?"
when talking about Kos?
That's what the Republicans call him,
(withheld)
I can't see how that's taken as criticism.
I thought I was paying him acompliment...
Comments?
Frist Finances
under Scrutiny
How crooked is the majority leader?
Link
Excerpt:
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, under federal
investigation for possible insider trading,
will have a nice nest egg when he retires from
Congress, making more than $5 million last year.
Frist and numerous other lawmakers whose financial
dealings have been questioned were
under scrutiny as House and Senate lawmakers
disclosed their finances Wednesday.
Popular opinion of Congress has plummeted this
year as "Duke" Cunningham went to jail for taking
more than $2 million in bribes, another, Rep.
William Jefferson is under investigation after $90,000
was found in his freezer and several others are
under a cloud because of ties to Jack Abramoff.
Comments?
Kos Poll:
Gore still 53 Points Ahead
Link
Al Gore:
7513 votes/68%
Russ Feingold:
1721 votes/15%
Wesley Clark:
539 votes/4%
Mark Warner:
370 votes/3 %
John Edwards:
282 votes/2%
John Kerry:
86 votes/0%
Hillary Clinton:
78 votes/0%
> Does Kos really think Gore has a 53 point advantage?
> What message is Kos trying to send?
> Should the Number One lefty site demonstrate more responsibility?
(Don't write till you read all of it.)
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"New info about Zarqawi's death. Zarqawi
survived the initial air strike for 52 minutes.
Even hours later, Bill Frist was saying,
'The man seems to respond to visual stimuli.'"
-- Jon Stewart
Comments?
Subject: Kos challenge
Bart, I don't think *she* has a chance of winning-
look at the Kos gathering.
All Rove has to do is sit back and play soundbites
from it with the tagline,
"WE don't need to say anything about Hillary,
look what her own party thinks of her."
There's a large faction of (D) who would rather
lose or vote for McCain than Hillary.
I agree - there are a LOT of those people.
I want to see her win, but I'm not sure that's
possible.
mike
Here's the deal:
I keep getting mail (not Suze from yesterday) that says,
"Bart, how can you be so blind?
Hillary can't win - she's at frigging
zero percent?
Ever hear of DailyKos? Go there and
see the facts for yourself!!
She's at zero percent and you can't
win with zero percent."
That's what I'm tired of reading - that I'm "too
blind to see the
facts
that are clearly spelled out on DailyKos,
as any idiot with eyes can read."
I wish I had a dime for everyone who wrote to say, "That's
not
a scientific poll!"
Yeah, guess what - I knew that - so why do I keep getting mail
from Kos readers who
are going to "straighten me out" about Hillary have a zero percent
chance of winning?
A famous man once said, "Tell a lie often enough
and it becomes the truth."
Another famous man said, "The reason I repeat
things over and over is because
I have to poll-vault the pundits and get my
message right to the people."
Each time a famous Democrat or Most Read web site says,
"She can't win, she's at zero percent in the
polls," it becomes a little bit more true.
Questions
for the Day:
1.
Is it in Kos's interests to keep the anti-Hillary
mis-information posted?
2.
Kos being the Most Read, does he bear more responsibility to correct bad
information?
People say, "I saw it on Kos,"
the way they used to say, "I saw
it in the NY Times."
3.If
Kos is "the web site of record," should the record be set straight?
Comments?
Gay, Jewish
'Hitler' causes Schism
Link
Excerpt:
A rare schism has evolved in the 'ex-gay' community
over the refusal of archconservative and 'ex-gay' preacher
DL Foster to apologize for his decision to continue
to invoke images of Adolph Hitler while writing about gay,
Jewish activist and founder of Truth Wins Out
Wayne Besen. Foster's attacks have been attacked by Alan
Chambers, head of the nation's largest 'ex-gay'
organization, Exodus International, PageOneQ has found.
Foster was also rebuked by well-known 'ex-gay'
blogger Randy Thomas.
Comments?
Subject: your challenge is crap
Your challenge to KOS is crap.
You keep STATING that Hillary is the front-runner,
but I have NEVER seen evidence of your "scientific"
poll.
...maybe you've been reading web sites who deal
in non-scientific information.
Please post a link, (to an actual SCIENTIFIC telephone
based poll)
or stop with the "Hillary is the front runner"
crap.
Jason
Jason, that's what the $500 is about.
If you think the Kos
polls numbers are legitimate, let's gamble.
Comments?
Subject: Coulter not so bad...
Maybe she is not such a bad thing after all.
I mean, she is vicious and rude
and a lying bitch, no doubt, but maybe she is
really trying to help democrats.
Without her to motivate us maybe liberals would
just sit by and let the conservatives walk all over us.
Maybe she really is a phony conservative who
wants to anger us and make sure that the subtle things the
Republicans try and do do not go un-noticed.
Without her, who knows how low our voter turn-out could be...
And really, do you truly think she could believe
that crap she spews?
Does Falwell think he truly is hearing god's
voice!
No one is that stupid; she is just playing us
and motivating us.
Maybe that is why Bill Maher likes her...
Dylan
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Geneva Conventions
Link
A set of international rules that govern the treatment
of prisoners, the sick and wounded,
and civilians during war. Under the Geneva Conventions,
for example, ambulances and
military hospitals and their staff are officially
neutral and are not to be fired upon.
Nearly all countries of the world have agreed
to the Geneva Conventions.
# The first Geneva Convention was drawn up in
the late nineteenth century and
concerned only the sick and wounded in war. It
has been revised several times
since to accommodate new wartime conditions.
"Unka
Dick, are we going to a cenvention in Geneva?
Is that near Lubbock? And what kind of convention?
Star Trek? You think Jonathan Frakes will be there?
Can I be Sulu this time and carry a real sword?"
Comments?
Subject: election 2008
Love your site, but how will (that senator) win
the presidency?
How will she win the votes from these groups:
far
left, central right, NRA,
hunters, racist, woman bashers, anti-war, pro-war
or the unemployed?
Do you think she can win with out any of these
groups?
jovvee
Your question comes more loaded than Bush on his 40th birthday.
Let's just say she knows a guy who's done it already - twice.
Comments?
Subject: re:
"scientific Hillary poll"
Well, where is that "scientific" poll you tout?
I've never seen it, frankly.
Well, welcome to bartcop.com where you can get the
facts.
Edwards
Tops 2008 Scientific Poll
Link
Excerpt:
In a new Des Moines Register poll, Edwards got
30%, Hillary at 26% and Kerry at 12%.
The trip was Edwards fifth through Iowa this year.
He vowed to continue to be a familiar face.
"All I have to say is we like Iowa and Elizabeth
and I obviously have a lot of friends here," Edwards said..
I didn't see a "plus or minus" for this poll, so it might've been a
statistical tie.
When you apply science to these polls, you get a lot
more accurate results.
Comments?
Subject: the
Kos poll
Bottom line is it's a pol.. on the website...
created by the website moderators.... not a scientific thing.
I mean, if I, and I'm 14, can tell that these
numbers just show who people who read his site support
then so should his readers. (but
there are some stupid people out there..)
~Bummerman~
Exxxxxcellent point.
Using some deductive logic, Kos must not like Hillary if his readers
give her a zero rating.
If
that's true, it might explain why the mis-information is allowed to stand.
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Why the
Harpy screeches
Link
Excerpt:
Ann Coulter has written books called Treason,
Slander,
and now Godless
- you'd think she was writing autobiography.
Her message is that liberals are evil and should
never be allowed into the public discourse.
It is fundamental to the right-wing campaign against
liberalism that no voice be heard that
counters their campaign of lies. It is
essential that each such voice be nullified without the
questions we raise ever being engaged.
And that's why she hates the 9/11 widows so much:
because she can't easily
get away with smearing them. That's what
this is all about.
Comments?
Subject: Your
challenge to Kos
Bart, you wrote:
>>Shouldn't the biggest lefty web site be at
least as responsible as a comedy web site?
I ask:
If cable channels (read: Fox and CNN) that supposedly
specialize in journalism aren't expected
to be as responsible as The Comedy Channel, how
can we demand the same of ourselves?
I answer:
Because we're supposed to be better than that.
- Tab
Dude, thanks - I think...
Comments
Iraq pumps 2,000,000 barrels a day,
(and that was before the 2002 Halliburton Upgrade)
times today's oil price which is
$69.29
a barrel
makes $138,580,000
Bush stole justyesterday
...add to that, Iran pumps FOUR
M barrels a day.
Once the sick bastard invades, that's 6 M barrels
a day
times today's oil price which is
$69.29 a barrel
makes $415,740,000
dollars Bush will steal daily
No wonder they were so eager to start a war
...and what did it cost us?
Not much, just the lives of...
2492....2497
soldiers
http://icasualties.org/oif/
Trouble
in Kansas
Some put away the brown boots
Link
Excerpt:
Mark Parkinson got his start in Republican politics
at age 19, as a precinct committeeman. He served six years
as a Republican state legislator, eventually
becoming state Republican chairman. But two weeks ago, Parkinson
announced he was running for lieutenant governor
- as a Democrat. He said he no longer felt welcome in the
increasingly conservative Kansas Republican Party.
Parkinson became the third Republican politician in the last
nine months to startle this red state by switching
to the minority party. Political observers say the fracture within
the Kansas GOP may foreshadow the future for
the national party. The division between moderates and social
conservatives is expected to define the contest
for the party's 2008 presidential nomination.
Comments
Subject: Gore at 58 percent
Gore has 58% and Hillary 0% in an UNSCIENTIFIC
poll hosted on DailyKos.
Dude, I know that.
That's why I brought up the subject.
The POLL does not reflect the opinion of KOS,
but of those who CHOSE to TAKE the UNSCIENTIFIC poll.
Right, I understand that fully, why would you
think I don't?
I'm sure the $500 that says Kos doesn't think
Hillary is at zero percent is a sucker bet,
because I am sure KOS does not
think Hillary is at zero percent.
Ah hah, now we are making progress.
You have made things more clear than his link.
The POLL DOES show her at 0%, but that is only
an UNSCIENTIFIC poll of Dkos readers
who CHOSE to take the poll
Right, can you help me spread the word?.
Got that?
Yeah, I really can grasp the concept - can you
help me spread the word?.
Big diff between UNSCIENTIFIC poll and SCIENTIFIC
poll...
and Kos knows that (as do you...and I...and probably
most of the Dkos readership).
Zinger
Some people go to Kos for the "facts" about the upcoming race. They
see the survey,
then they go all "Johnny Appleseed"
to spread the word via e-mail that Hillary is such
a no-account, total loser, she can't even find one percent support
on a good day.
So, the question becomes:
Does Kos know he's spreading vastly misleading information about
the Demo front runner?
I hope you don't say that "only the stupid people" would believe Kos's
poll results..
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Double Down
By Herr Dragoness
Link
Excerpt:
If I had to be relegated to the Dustbin of History,
I'm glad it was in Vegas. I, Old Media, came here
toYearlyKos to attend a New Media convention
of progressive political bloggers aiming for a
technological revolution that would dispatch
mainstream media to the tumbrels. It was the journalistic
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Subject:
that Coulter slut
Hey Bart, who IS this third rate ho?
What are her credentials, besides a bitchy smart-assed
attitude and a big mouth?
What journalism school did she graduate from?
Dragon
During impeachment (of an elected president who committed no crimes)
Coulter was
screaming "Rapist!" the loudest
so the American whore media instantly made her a star.
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Last word...
I didn't really expect a response from Kos, he's gotten awfully big,
but I'm getting tired
of explaining to people that the "facts" they got from dailykos.com
...aren't facts at all.
I'm not saying it's intentional, but people think they're getting the
straight truth from dailykos.com
and so far, Kos seems to be in no big hurry to correct the mistaken
impressions.
Reminds me of Bart's Law Number Two.
Comments?
Paris Hilton
can Sing?
Link
Excerpt:
The paparazzi-loving celebutante tries her hand
at singing while frolicking
on the beach and vamping it up in signature Paris
style
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