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In Today's Tequila Treehouse... Review of 1% Doc  Norm Coleman sex bust  The infallible monkey  Bill O'Reilly Pervert  Move to Dump Condi?  Passions High in CT Nancy Grace's heart The damned  Jennifer Love Hewitt  Bush Blew a Guy

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"The Bush White House is such a toxic-waste disaster area. Are they really 
  that insane, Wolfowitz, Perle, Rumsfeld, Cheney and the Bushes that they 
  believe they can force the Second Coming, the Rapture of the Elect, and the 
  damnation of the rest of us by initiating Armageddon?
     --  Nagajchaos   guardian.uk.co
 

Slowly, the world is waking up to what we've known all along.
Yes, they are that insane.
Even Andrew Sullivan thinks so now.
 

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Review of 'The One Percent Doctrine'
   by Peter Dale Scott

 consortiumnews.com

 Excerpt:
"Justified or not, fact-based or not, 'our response' is what matters. As to 'evidence,' the bar 
was set so low that the word itself almost didn't apply. If there was even a one percent chance 
of terrorists getting a weapon of mass destruction…the United States must now act as if it were
a certainty. This was a mandate of extraordinary breadth." 

Cheney's "one percent doctrine"marginalized the CIA, whose inconvenient facts (there was no 
al Qaeda-Iraq connection, Saddam was not purchasing uranium ore in Niger) were seen as 
obstructive; and marked the agency as a target for White House displeasure and ultimately retribution.

The book can be construed as a well-argued case for impeachment of Cheney and possibly also 
Rumsfeld. Both men are accused of misdirecting the country and even at times of frustrating the 
clearly expressed will of Bush. Condoleezza Rice is criticized chiefly for her failure to establish 
a robust process of policy coordination, leaving Cheney and Rumsfeld to prevail.
 
 

Note: Consortiumnews.com  is the most important site in the Internet

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Norm Coleman's Dad in sex bust
 Norm Sr., 81, bangs woman outside pizzeria

 rawstory.com

 Excerpt:
Norm Coleman, Sr., the father of Minnesota Fascist Sen Norm Coleman, was arrested 
after he was caught having sex in public in St. Paul, Minnesota.

Coleman's father was arrested for lewd and disorderly conduct after he was found having 
sex outside a pizzeria with 38-year old Patrizia Marie Schrag. Norm Sr., is 81-years old.
 

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Subject: sue the Monkey?

Bart,

I saw this yesterday about Schpecter saying he was going to sue the monkey for 
creating his own version of a line item veto.  I thought about when, a few months back, 
Sen. Feingold saying the monkey should be censured for his illegal acts, and EVERYONE 
in congress said "no way, we love that man".  Now they think they can sue him?  WTF? 

It is obvious they are scared to death of saying the bastard has broken the law, 
has trashed the consitution, robbed the treasury dry and should be held accountable. 
Why go through this bullshit talk about sueing and just impeach the bastard!

Keep pounding, my friend.
 Grego in Colo
 

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Quotes

"Iraqis want the troops to leave. Bring them home now." 
    -- Medea Benjamin, at Iraqi PM Nuri's address to Congress,  thinkprogress.org

"I hope the bush crime family doesn't kill her or threaten her family."     thinkprogress.org
     -- James Risser, on Medea Benjamin,
 

  Comments?

Subject: who killed Jesus?

Bart, the Jews couldn't have killed Jesus because he's a myth.

Had he been a real guy, somebody would have actually called him by a Hebrew
name rather than the Greek version. And the name is identical to Joshua (as we
would call it), so why did those translating the Bible choose to write it differently?

And had he been a real person, then someone of those "multitudes" of followers
would have written something about him that survived. Yet we have not a single
word that survives from his lifetime, though it was a very literate society..

And had he been a real Jew, perhaps someone, oh, I don't know - one of the
supposed followers who were avid temple-goers, maybe - would have written
something about him in Hebrew, instead of Greek.

And they would not have portrayed him as a common pagan godlet. Rome
entertained at least 600 gods regularly, not counting the individual's family deities.

Keep hammerin'
 Herk
 

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The infallible monkey
  by Sid Bluementhal

 opendemocracy.net

 Excerpt:
The Republican House leadership, acting as proxy for the White House, managed to
rely on the right wing to dominate the entire congressional process.

The extraordinary power Bush has exercised is unprecedented. Clinton issued 37 vetoes,
Poppy Bush 44, and Reagan 78. To be sure, they had to contend with Congresses led by
the opposing party. Nonetheless, all presidents going back to the 1840s, and presidents
before them, used the veto power, even when their parties were in the congressional majority.
Just as the absence of any Bush vetoes has highlighted his absolute power, his recourse to
the veto signals its decline. 
 

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Subject: Big Dog & Joementum

There is a point to the madness...

The Lieberman support by the Clintons is for the primary only - once he loses,
they'll be able to ask him to drop his "independent" run as payback for their support.
 Heather C
 

Heather, good one.
 

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Bill O'Reilly needs female interns

Do you like phone calls from horny old married men in the middle of the night?
Do you like having wine fed into you intravenously?
Then have we got the job for you.
Be an intern to America's number one perv boss.

Minimal pay with possible eight-figure bonus if you tend to tape-record things.
Applicant should have "spectacular boobs" and a strong stomach.

 sweetjesusihatebilloreilly.com

Apply to:

FOX News Channel
Dept. of Human Resources
Bill O'Reilly Intern
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036
Fax: 212-301-8588
E-mail: Resume@foxnews.com
 

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Subject: Inhofe and Coburn

Bart
As a resident of NC with 2 idiot GOP Senators--you have my sympathy.
Yours are even worse examples of that Right-Wing Nutz culture. 

Liddy Dole flies on her broomstick under the radar--no one hears a word about her. 
Burr, the puppet of the pharma industry--Glaxo is in NC BTW voted to override the 
stem cell deal--paying back his corporate paymasters. 

Guess who his largest source of contributions are?
 CnC
 

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Quotes

"Now that Joseph and Valerie Wilson's fantasies of having been persecuted by
  high officials in the administration have been so thoroughly dispelled by Robert Novak
  (and now that it seems the prosecutor has determined that there was no breach of the
  relevant laws to begin with), we may return to the more important original question.
     -- Christopher Hitchens, tied to Der Monkey for life  Link
 

Hey Chris, you ready for a thunderbolt?
Why is Scooter Libby going to prison?
Because they tried to cover up what YOU say wasn't a crime.
Apparently THEY thought it was a crime, or they wouldn't have bothered to cover it up.

Your argument is with Der Monkey and Cheney.
They ordered Libby to break the law.

Poor Hitchens - like Dennis Miller - tied himself to the biggest loser in political histopry.
The dumbest, most crooked president of all time, and Hitchens is all tar baby-ed to him.

 ha ha
 

 Yahoo News

Move to Dump Condi?
 State Dept. Hijacked Bush agenda

 insightmag.com

 Excerpt:
Bush's conservative national security allies are in revolt against Kinda Sleazy,
saying that she is incompetent and has reversed the administration's agenda.

The conservatives, (Gingrich, Perle and others), have urged Bush to transfer Rice out of
the State Department and to an advisory role. They said Miss Rice, stemming from her lack
of understanding of the Middle East, has misled the president on Iran and the Arab-Israeli conflict.

"Unlike Powell, Condi is loyal to the president. She is just incompetent on most foreign policy issues."
 

But at the BFEE, everyone is appointed thru loyalty, not competence.
 

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Subject: Kerry's Skull & Bones loyalty 

I suspect that's why Kerry slunk away after "losing" and would not even discusss
the idea that the election was stolen.  He didn't bother to go to Conyers' hearing 
on the matter held the following December. 

What a chicksh*t turncoat. 
I unsubscribed from Kerry's mailing list after that and have never trusted him since.
 CCorb
 

I had to look up "slunk."

Slunk: to go or move stealthily or furtively (as in fear or shame) 

You used it very appropriately.   Kerry should be ashamed of himself for his 
cowardly cave in when his country (and the world) needed him to step up.

John, it's one thing to fail, or simply not be up to the task ahead. 
But to wrestle away command from the front runner and then go to sleep and 
intentionally surrender early drowns your once admirable career in shame.

Your going to sleep changed history more than Lincoln's bodyguards.
 

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Stillborn Foreign Policy

 truthdig.com

 Excerpt:
The Bush foreign policy, from coddling Pakistan's nuclear bomb-making to cheerleading
Israel's attacks on the Gaza Strip and Lebanon, is in a free fall of such alarming consequence 
that it may be difficult to grasp. Certainly that is the case for President Bush, who has been 
reduced to helplessly hoping the United Nations can get Syria "to stop doing this shit," 
and for Condoleezza Rice, who blithely announced Monday that we are just watching the 
"birth pangs of a new Middle East." 

By Rice's logic, Hurricane Katrina was just the labor contractions of the new New Orleans. 
All the Mideast needs now, apparently, is a nice epidural and some ice chips to suck on.
 

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Subject:  The Chicago poker game

Bart,
This is auctioneer Bob, knocked out early in the Chicago poker game 
by none other than the eventual champ. ( Surely I was stiffed somehow!) 

That was a great party from the time we all partied on the roof the night before 
the game through the next day. The Vegas game sounds like a fun time but, 
unfortunately, not able to get there. 

EVERYBODY who reads your rants should try to get to one of your get togethers 
even if their card game is just so so. Great conversation and company. Take care.
 Bob
 y 
 

Bob, wish you could make it.
We're going to party on the roof in Vegas, too.

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WPE talk

Print out this wpe-card.pdf then cut them up.

Or print out this one,

by a SMSgt, USAF (Ret.)

If you bought a WPE shirt, it might save you a lot of trouble to download that PDF
or the SMSgt card and print out 2-3 pages and cut them into little pieces. Saves time,
and sane Americans who stop you on the street will thank you for it.

Subject: My WPE shirt

Bart,

Wearing my shirt here in Northern New Mexico, I've only gotten positive comments, such as:
"You got that right!"
"My only disagreement with your shirt is he's worse than that."
"Good shirt!"
"Great shirt."
"I like that shirt!"

I'm not sending my picture because, as a Sikh with a full beard and turban, I can imagine some 
freeper sending it around the internets, claiming only terrists and suiciders would say W is the WPE.

Keep Hammerin'!
 Dharam
 

 Here's my picture, Bart!

 Get WPE t-shirts HereWe take credit cards

Of course, PayPal still works too. 

Sanity Test

I'm going to get near the third rail and ask a simple question.
If you have a comment, you are required to answer the simple question.

You can disagree with the premise of the question, 
but you still have to answer it or you will prove yourself to have monkey traits.
If you're not able to answer the simple question, then just go ahead and read on 
and forget this part because, ...it's not for everybody..

If your answer begins with "Back in 1947..."
you are certainly a monkey because you've been warned.

Do you have the maturity and the sanity to answer a simple question?

IFHezbollah is launching rockets into Israel 
from apartment buildings and civilian locations 
in Southern Lebanon, what should Israel do?

You have the option to say, "Hezbollah is not doing that,"
but you'll need to back that up if you do.

It would be simian of you to answer, "I don't know but what Israel is...."
That's not a valid answer.
You can't protect yourself from exploding rockets by saying, "I don't know but..."

It's a very simple question that doesn't require 5,000 words and two dozen links.
Give me the short version - long replies won't be read - there's no time.

I know the situation is complex, but we're talking in big chunks.

You either have something to contribute, or you don't care or you're crazy.
I just want to hear from those who have something to contribute.

Of course, the Bart Solution (move Israel to Oklahoma) is guaranteed to work,
but that's not an option because that sacred sand means more to Israel than their children, 
so we're stuck.
 

 I'm sane, Bart, and I have an opinion

Subject: Bart the the Jews

Bart,
Sometimes I have to laugh my ass off when folks respond to your comments, 
and they want to tell you what you are really saying, and what you really meant. WOW! 

I and my son have been avid readers and at times responded to an article you posted. 
Never in these last five years have I ever came away from reading a post concerning 
Israel or your comments about Jewish people I felt you hated me. 

Bart, tell Bob Gray I did not have anything to do with the Pearl harbor deal, either.
 David
 

 ha ha

David, it's real possible that on every other subject, Bob Gray is normal and sane.
But when it comes to Israel, most people reject logic and reason and go bat-shit crazy.
 

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Passions run high in CT race
   by Gene Lyons

 nwanews

 Excerpt:
Polls show Lamont leading. Feelings are running strong. Irving Stolberg, a longtime Lieberman ally,
recently endorsed Lamont. He wrote that Lieberman's "blind support of the Iraq war, begun illegally
and a continuing catastrophe, is monstrous." Stolberg added that Lieberman's "defense of an incompetent
president, a vice president who fits the dictionary definition of fascism and an extremist administration that
has perpetrated torture, illegal eavesdropping and a general shredding of the Constitution is insulting to the
people who elected him in the first place."
 

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Subject: RFK hero?

Sorry, Bart but this is another case of too little too late. 

The Ohio folks are arranging for a stay that will keep this out of the courts 
till September thus assuring that no ruling can be made in time for the fall election. 

Why the hell did he wait till just the right time to do this so that 
the Diabold machines could still be used in the next election? 

The timing of this lawsuit stinks like skunk road pizza, bart.
 --joe in Japan 
 

Joe, Democrats just can't figure anything out.

I've been screaming at them since Kerry surrendered in 2004 to f-ing do something,
but it's easier for a Democrat to stare into space and wait for "victory" to kidnap him.
 

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The damned

 jameswolcott.com

 Excerpt:
The war crimes of the United States compound by the minute, the hour, the day.
I predict that Bush, upon leaving office, will be the most despised president in history.

He will have his core support, the clotted, stunted brains that collect at sites like
Lucianne.com and Powerline, but he will enjoy no Reaganesque orange sunset afterglow
(or Nixonian self-rehabilitation), so deep, lasting, and tragic is the damage he's done,
a damage abetted by a craven, corrupt political class and a press that even now, as the
full dimensions of the disaster unfold before us, is unable to sound alarm, so accustomed
as they've become to their role as sponges and clever snots.
 

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Nancy Grace's heart

I accidentally caught some of the crazy bitch Wednesday.
She was overwrought with pain because Andrea Yates, the woman who
drowned her five kids in a bathtub, was found insane by a jury of Texans.

Repeat: A jury of Texans failed to murder a women when they had the chance.

So Grace was going on and on about how terrible it was and one of her guests said,
"Anybody with a heart would understand she started hearing voices after child One,
the voices got stronger after child Two, then they got worse after child Three, and
what about this handjob doctor who took Yates off her anti-psychotic medicine a
few days before this terrible tragedy? Doesn't he deserve some of the blame?"

Of course, there are no "excuses" when you're the Cheney-heart Nancy Grace bitch.
Colder than Pickles during a Monkey drinking binge at the White House, Grace shoots 
back with, "Well, I have a heart, I just hate to see the guilty go unpunished."

Her guest pointed out that Yates has to live with the memory for the rest of her life
that she murdered the kids she loved, but Grace just scoffed at that - she wanted blood.
 

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Subject: yesterday's 'roast beef' Monkey mailer

Typical:

I'm an Idiot, but I don't think/know I'm an idiot.
If anyone threatens my ignorance by pointing to facts, logic, or reality, 
then I want them to drop dead.

I want them to drop dead because I can not argue my point when facts,
reality, and logic keep getting in the way of MY point.

Therefore, since you make me realize I'm an idiot please cease to breathe 
so I can continue to mislead myself and misinform my fellow idiots without
further interference from you, logic, or reality.
 Daniel
 

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Quotes

"Oliver Stone's new movie 'World Trade Center' is a masterpiece.
  Go see this film."
    -- Brent Bozelle, Fascist bastard handjob extraordinaire, NYWhoreTimes
 

The Whore Times reports that the Swift Boaters publicity firm is helping Stone.

...why is the Fourth Reich in bed with Oliver Stone?

Note: Stone's previous films include Platoon and Born on the Fourth of July.
 

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Quotes

"That's what is so frustrating about watching him deal - or not deal - with Iraq and Lebanon. 
  There's almost nothing to watch. It's not even like watching paint dry, since that, too, is a 
  passage from one state to another. It's like watching dry paint." 
      -- Maureen Dowd, July 26, on Dumbshit Bush,    maruthecrankpot
 

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Subject: re:DeWine

I'm a registered Democrat in Ohio & it is so disgraceful the commercial I saw the other day blaming 
Sherrod Brown for everything that has gone wrong the last few years.  Sherrod Brown has done nothing 
but fight for the working people in this state & cares more about protecting us than anyone. 

It's so typical for the Republicans, because they're desperate, to blame everyone else.  They'll do anything 
to get re-elected.  They actually show 9/11 (again using that) with Sherrod's face in it like it was his fault, 
also Iraq, etc.  Unbelievable!  Well at least the Democratic party in Ohio has run a counter ad now 
condemning the lies of the DeWine ad & showing him for what he really is.  The Democrat's better start 
fighting now because the Republican's are going to fight dirtier than ever because they have nothing to loose.

Mary B
 

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TV Shorts

I thought about you anti-gun liberals last night while watching a episode of
Stephen King's Nightmares & Dreamscapes.

Bottom line, the bad guy with a knife was chasing Tom Berenger thru his own house.
Since he had no firearms, Berenger was reduced to running away while screaming,
"Leave me alone. Don't kill me!"

I'm not trying to be Mr Big Shot, but I pity the fool who shows up at Casa de Bart
with a knife expecting to own me. He would get an introduction to St. Peter, instead.
 

Rockstar Supernova is a hit this year, probably because of Tommy Lee.
Last week, it was the #2 show among the 18-25 crowd, but I gotta ask:
Are today's kids, ...like, ...stoopid?

Each show, the band tells these potential singers that they are a rock band.
Not only that, they are a hard rock band.  Over and over, they tell the kids, 
"Make your performance mean, make it dirty, make it raw, show some attitude,"
but what do these silly geese do?

When the spotlight is on them, they sing these horrible-funeral accoustic songs.
The band members look at each other like, "Why can't they hear our words?"

Just like with Idol, these idiots seem to not to want to win. 
Are they Democrats?
It's like showing up drunk for a job interview - who does that?
Why trade 6 minutes on TV for a multi-million dollar career?

I worry about today's kids, but I guess all old people say that.
 

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Jennifer Love Hewitt spooked

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